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day how many times you smoked this R I

don't know if I've smoked one before we

open that again one time sorry I would

just just pull it down yeah lift flip the

the

top there you go and then pull that that

go how would you not know whether or not

you've smoked a cigar well I used to

work at this business company I worked

at this insurance company I did

paperwork uh not paperwork but I like

mailed papers for him and um like

mailings I guess I guess that's

paperwork yeah and that man had a lot of

nice cigars in there and you may or may

not have smoked one I feel like he tried

to teach you one time oh I feel my heart

shutting is that always like it is don't

no no your heart doesn't shut

my [ __ ] [ __ ] I think it's the

smelling salts we just tried a new batch

of the smelling salts last time I did

smelling sauce first time was with you

right and we just got a new batch and it

was way stronger cuz we did one with red

band and it was old it was the old ones

and they get weak after a while but that

one was a freshy like we pulled the tab

off the top and took a hit of it and it

just burned all my nostril hairs off oh

man it felt like somebody was [ __ ]

playing Legend of Zelda in my lungs bro

that [ __ ] was [ __ ] really it goes all

it goes it doesn't even hit your lungs I

feel like it goes through just into

everything else it like it does a lot

yeah it does a lot can I just tell you

your hair looks fabulous oh thanks man

really it looks fabulous thanks dude

it's it's just full everything I just

got some new hair done out of the back

put in the front how' you do that um

were you losing hair surgery yeah were

you losing I don't know if I was losing

as much as I was been also getting

paranoid and just trying to be uh

Preparatory but I was having a lot of

stress too oh last year what you having

stress about uh let me think do you want

to wear headphones or no oh yeah you

want to put them one I didn't see you

head yours

on I feel like I'm Malone here in

headphone land yeah it is weird huh now

you're back it's like when you put a

condom on and then the other person's

just still looking at their phone you're

like oh this is

weird and the person I mean is a woman

too Jesus Christ you got to you got to

tell everybody huh well I'm just saying

I just

saying I just had a crazy I had a a

trainer the other day and it was a gay

trainer right and he had a purse with

him the whole time and it just uh what's

the difference between a purse and a

large shoulder

bag okay this one I would say it had

bajs on it you know

bed so it had yeah you know it looked

like somebody had um it looked like

something you'd find in Egypt you know

if you were

digging it was bedazzled if you were

digging in a men's locker room it look

like something you find in Egypt baby

you know what I'm talking about baby the

pur thing is funny right because it's

like purely a woman's accoutrement and

it it it has always been that way but

like why like backpacks guys can wear

backpacks guys can have gym bags guys

can have all kinds of bags yeah but not

a purse but meanwhile guys generally

carry more [ __ ] than women women do

right I guess not women carry makeup and

stuff and guys have their nuts too which

is like a in a little bag kind of you

know what I'm saying good point so it's

almost like your dick has like a little

purse but um or like a hand or something

yeah you stor J uh but what else oh yeah

so I think yeah that's interesting I

guess yeah I guess maybe since women

carried more stuff I'm not sure I'm

trying let me try to this the second go

is it

out I'm not sure I think it's lit bro

just take it take a take a puff deep in

there you go yeah that sucker's

Lit all right you just want to kind of

that yeah don't inhale just kind of get

it in your mouth and the the nicotine

will get in your bloodstream and then

the conversation flows magically yeah

did you ever smoke cigarettes oh yeah

yeah I to Smoker man one time I got so

depressed I've been seeing this gal and

she split up with me damn and I smoked

probably 33 34 New Ports in a row laying

on a uh futon no it's a um what's like a

floating chair it has like a little

things on the end kind of you know what

I'm talking about a floating chair the

one you put in the pool no it has like a

couple people can sit on it but it's

like a um it's like a couple chairs are

together like in a group and it has like

chains you know what I'm talking about

people put

yeah Swing Swing s yeah P swing and you

just drank smoked New Ports try to get

over this lady yeah they just yeah they

just I felt like it was helping my

spirit what happened with her um she

caught me running around on her and I

was doing it too

too

well get upset about that yeah they do

huh they do did you ever get busted for

that ever in your life oh yeah did yeah

yeah yeah especially when I was younger

yeah young like young young but I busted

a lot of girls too one time uh this is

hilarious I dated this girl when I was

in high school and uh I used to have a

job delivering newspapers so I used to

have to get up every morning really

early and I was getting up in the

morning A lot of times on like Saturday

and Sunday when people were coming home

and so I got up at like whatever it was

4:00 or 5 in the morning yeah I go

outside and this girl that I was dating

is making out with this friend of mine

in a car right in front of my house oh

why' they drive over there to do it I

don't I think maybe a terial thing she

was friends no she was friends with my

sister and I think they're probably all

out partying and they just wound up

there and they figured [ __ ] no one's

going to be

awake DN bro came outside and I just

slapped my hand on the the hood of the

car while they were making out and

looked at him

went and I just drove off damn and you

had to go do to work still yeah I was

happy about it oh you were yeah it wasn't

wasn't

like I wasn't it wasn't like a serious

commitment to this lady this young lady

at the time yeah it was just like you

know we're just getting our freak on

yeah just being naughty like that yeah I

miss being yeah it was I don't I mean I

missed it I don't miss it but it was fun

whenever you were like [ __ ] used to be

so haywire when you were young it like

so much weird [ __ ] could go on you know

it was you were wild like you you'd only

been making out with people for a couple

of years yeah one time this guy uh I

knew was having sex with this girl and

like the rest of us were just just kind

of being lonely outside of his room and

um we went on the

balcony we went on the pictur how many

guys are outside of the room being

lonely three guys so one guy's in there

getting his freak on everybody else is

outside sound yeah and because of the

sound you feel so much [ __ ] lonlier

you know so

and uh we went outside on the balcony to

like one guy was out there smoking a

cigarette and so then he starts

listening to the sex through the window

then he comes back and he's like you

guys got to come in here you know

Chucky's doing some work in here you

know what I'm saying like this is you

know it's worth coming out you know it's

almost like if you hear a good song like

hey guys right so we went out and uh the

guy leaned too close on the window and

fell right through the [ __ ] pain

glass dude cut himself up and then all

of a sudden it's all exposed and they're

in there yeah oh my god oh it was

freaking I felt bad for everybody how

was he leaning like that where he broke

the window it was cheap Windows it was a

college apartment complex like probably

single paying glass like everything in

there was cheap cuz people just broke it

all the time you imagine being a

landlord for a bunch of college kids

never oh imagine being a landlord today

because so many people there was rent

protection during the pandemic and

people are still like nah not paying

yeah like I know a guy who has not

collected rent from this one person for

three [ __ ] years and he's like I

can't get rid of them I don't know what

to do I'm not making any money like I

have to pay the mortgage and I'm not

making any money off of rent and then I

can't rent it out to anybody else and I

can't get rid of them and the lady has a

job the lady has a job goes to work

every day and won't pay rent oh that's

she shouldn't do that no but there's

like in Los Angeles there's rent

protection oh yeah I don't know if

that's still in place is that still in

place do you know there's a TV show

about bad people that do renting there's

also um I saw a oh I had a tenant that

stayed in a apartment that I had in New

Orleans for two months and just didn't

pay any rent thankfully it was only two

months but it was just nothing you could

do you know by the time you have to go

like to this it's just like did you own

an apartment building not a building one

apartment oh really yeah and you rented

it out and they wouldn't pay rent yeah

most people they have shame and like if

you [ __ ] with them and keep they they

they want to either get out of there or

they just want to pay you and get it

over with but some people are Shameless

and this lady that this guy I know is

running out to is totally Shameless was

she um do you think she was doing like

uh some type of like secret work and she

doesn't she didn't want like do like

what do you think the reason was I think

she would like to spend her money on

other things yeah I think it's that

simple I mean who knows what kind of

financial situation she's in but she

does have a job and she goes to his job

apparently according to him and she just

won't pay rent like when they put the

rent protection thing on I don't know

exact I mean I think the rent protection

was supposed to be put in place for

people that lost their job during the

pandemic so you wouldn't have a bunch of

people just kicked out on the street

yeah like a moratorium yeah yeah I mean

a lot of people were calling for that

and it made sense during the pandemic

the problem with that stuff is like

getting people to start back up again

and pay yeah it's hard people don't want

to do that yeah once you realize you can

be somewhere with without it and you

just have to like have a tough

conversation at the door once a month or

twice a month and I think some people

are going to do that well that's the

problem that a lot of people have with a

lot of like free money from the state

that like once you get it you don't want

to not get it anymore like this was the

argument against like Universal basic

income is that once you start getting

that money then you're like why am I

working [ __ ] working I'll just live off

of that money that's it I'll make a

little bit on the side here and there

and never work again yay yeah I remember

we talked about that one time we were

talking about un basic income I wonder

if I would like it or not well it'd be

nice to have money where you don't have

to think about food right and don't have

to think about rent that would be great

if everybody just had their rent and

their food taken care of the problem

with that is man people need incentives

it's like it's it's very difficult to

just motivate yourself if you've got

your food and your rent taken care of

and you know you're you tend towards

laziness you don't have a history of

discipline especially now they got all

those weighted blankets too do you see that

that

can you believe that [ __ ] I could sleep

on a [ __ ] floor of a bus station I

don't need a weighted blanket I'm always

tired dude one time I was on this bus

man I used to go work at this Farm in

the summer and so I would take the bus

up there to Greyhound and they had this

dude on there he's sitting on there and

uh next to me and he's like hey you want

to see something and I thought it was

going to be his dick you know cuz you

know it's a freaking gr says yeah you

want see something it's either a human

head or a

dick he pulls a head out of a bag either

way you're getting ah head bro but I

said no the first couple times but the

trip got longer and I was like all right

[ __ ] it you know yeah I'll see it he

opened up he had a bag of jewelry and a

gun he had robbed a uh a jewelry store

before he got on the bus Jes Christ and

he wanted you to see it he just wanted

yeah I think he wanted to kind of take

some of the pressure off of him by

sharing it with somebody else you know

so suddenly yeah I think he made he's

like you know I got an or something and

then he even said like oh we should get

off at this next stop and I'm like I'm

not in this

[ __ ] he's going to throw the bag at you

him he might have had a good idea maybe

so well that's a lot of people that

commit crimes like that they're kind of

not that wired right you know they're

kind of screw ball would you ever want

to do a good crime I would want to do a

good crime like crazy bank robbery like

a Lee Murray type bank robbery where you

wearing bulletproof armor and you come

in storm

blazing get the like a guy Richie movie

yeah get on the ground everybody down

don't don't don't don't don't shoot some

rounds into the

ceiling yeah shoot a chandelier off yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah it comes crashing

down everybody screams

yeah if everybody listens no one gets

Hur yeah some L and then some guy some

like 65y old guy his cell phone rings

and it's that bad the bone ringtone you

just [ __ ] shoot that

phone B to the Bone you see some guy

reaching under his waistband don't be a [ __ ]

[ __ ]

hero it's not your

money I saw this video the other day

where this guy is sitting getting his

haircut and uh he's getting his haircut

and this guy comes in and just shoots

the dude cutting his hair boom and he he

scrambles back and the guy with the gun

says get out everybody get out and the

guy who was getting his haircut just

reaches into his band pulls out his gun

and do do just empties his clip into this

this

dude it yeah there's so many videos now

of I follow a lot of like um shootings

it's like a lot of uh police posts like

they get they get these um security cam

footage like shootouts and stuff like

that a lot of them are in Mexico too oh

yeah oh yeah it's crazy over there oh

it's crazy people shooting each other

point blank and can't even hit each

other either that's the crazy ones is

when people are like right here yeah you

know go follow Ed Manifesto on Instagram

he's a dude that's been on the podcast a

couple of times name is Ed Calderon and

he used to work for the Mexican

Government he used to be in like the

anti-cartel you know whatever that is

over there yeah whatever the force and

he's got yeah this is the video watch

this so oh man yeah play this Jamie this

right [ __ ] that's all real yeah that's

all real that was an off duty cop that

was getting his haircut is that what it

is that's what the article I found it in

say well he's got perfect

technique crazy speaking of that that

shooting that happened at the mall yes

you hear about that yes the shooting

that happened in the mall what's what's

this is one of those crazy situations

where an armed good guy stopped a bad

guy from killing a bunch of people this

guy shows up at the mall kills pulls out

a gun kills two people and within

seconds this happens this guy reaches

into his uh pushes his girlfriend aside

reaches into his waist pulls out his gun

and shoots at this guy from 40 yards

away no 10 shots hits him eight times is

that pretty far that's pretty far for a

pistol that's far that's far that's like

a that's like a good shot with a arrow

like a bow and arrows 40 yards is a

that's a [ __ ] poke and for you to do

this under pressure and to take a life

and he hit him eight times he could

shoot that's he's a 22y old man of

course the NRA has jumped all over this

and they've said uh you know hey this is

one of those examples where a good guy

with a gun kills a bad guy that right

what you just saw is another one of

those examples yeah it does happen and

the problem is people don't want to

admit that that happens because it

doesn't fit with their narrative this is

one of the things that always happens

when there's a hot topic whether it's uh

gun control or what whatever it is where

you have a very specific idea of what

you think the problem is and what you

think the solution is and a lot of

people think the problem is guns the

solution is take all the guns and you

know some people say no the solution is

you should be armed and be prepared to

take care of things if something goes

wrong you should be trained and you

should be prepared to use your gun and

in this case that is the correct answer

in this case I think that's the right

angle he has

oh is that a Jason's Deli the shooting

was was right there the guy got shot

yeah so now wow it depends entirely on

whether or not this guy has a red

dot um and how much he's trained if he

has a red dot it's considerably easier

to to hit what you're aiming at because

a red dot when you pull out a pistol

excuse me here I think that um smelling

salts [ __ ] me up really I like that

yeah m is it [ __ ] you up too Jamie I

didn't I didn't go all the way I went

all in I went I took the biggest deepest

Whip and it was immediately I was

punished for it felt heavier than

normal there it was way worse because it

was just right when we pulled the seal

off but anyway my whole throat is like

confused um but a red dot like when you

draw and you have a red dot the Red Dot

will show you exactly where that

bullet's going to go and when it turns

green is that when you shoot no no no

it's just red it stays red okay it's

just it's just you know in place of the

iron sights like the iron sights you

have like on aun yeah little thing and

then in between it is like you put the

The Little Dot that's on the end of the

pistol and you line the two of them up

and you shoot with a red dot you don't

have to do that you just pull it out and

it's a like a site and in that site

there's a red dot wherever that red dot

is that's where that bullet's going to

go damn and how accurate is that how

much times it depends entirely on

whether or not you've sighted in the gun

properly but if you sighted in the gun

properly it's very accurate especially

if you have a really good gun like a

staccato or a Sig or you know something

top end clock high-end gun so if this

guy knew what he was doing clearly he

did if he hit that guy from 40 yards

away eight times at with 10 shots that

[ __ ] guy can shoot damn like Steph

Curry really yeah it's like for the dude

who's the shooter is the wrong like

worst case scenario you you happen to be

close enough where a guy who has a gun

can immediately shoot you so this guy

starts shooting and I think it was

within 2 minutes or something like that

but how dangerous very quick where he

starts shooting how dangerous to shoot

across a food court though very

dangerous very dangerous you know but

not as dangerous as letting this guy go

right you let this guy keep shooting

people he's probably going to shoot you

next I mean he's probably just going to

shoot everybody he can get a hold of so

people always talk about like oh there

shouldn't be any more guns right like

what is but how would you ever achieve

that based on kind of where we are you

wouldn't you would have to go full total

itarian where you'd have to like break

into everyone's homes and have a full

account of all their possessions and

then even then you wouldn't know what

they have buried in their garage yeah

burried in their backyard buried you

know like in a storage unit somewhere

you'd have to literally comb the Earth

there's more guns in this country than

there are people wow yeah like a lot

more that's unbelievable man it's pretty

crazy that means there's 320 million

people in this country there's more than

320 million guns that's a lot of guns

son and they're making new ones every

day dang every day right now

right making guns I have two

guns that's all you have yeah how come

you have more I would consider getting

one more you would I could talk you into

it you could what kind would you like a

shotgun like a home defense gun oh yeah

yeah yeah I want shotgun is great cuz

you just you get a lot of things go

flying at them yeah and shotgun you

might not kill them too huh um do they

make a gun that you definitely can't

kill someone but you can you know don't

want that you want something that could

stop a person because if a person's

coming after you you don't want

something that stuns them and then they

shoot you yeah you know if you're in

that position where you're forced to use

what they would call lethal Force you

want to to actually work you

know everybody was always used to say

that they would rather get stabbed than

get gunned oh they're crazy but yeah and

then recently I heard yeah you should

get you should get shot if somebody's

like hey I'm going to shoot you or stab

you say hey shoot me yeah well it

depends on where they shoot you and

where they stab you like they stab you

in the top of the head you probably

going to be okay unless you're on The

Walking Dead those guns like those

knives in The Walking Dead they go right

in your head yeah you ever notice that

uh you know how hard it is to stab

someone in the [ __ ] skull and go

right through their skull into their

brain it would be hard huh yeah unless

you get them in the temple it's

difficult but Walking Dead they just

yeah it's like they're made out of goo

yeah do you still watch it no no it's

terrible and then also on The Walking

Dead the arrows don't go through the

head which is crazy cuz why is it so

easy they just get stuck it's more

probably it probably just seems more

exciting yeah I mean it's just special

effects but also the arrows have field

tips they're not even using broadheads

they're using like Target tips oh I

don't know that much about arrows yeah

if you look at an arrow like in The

Walking Dead the tips they don't have

like a big broad head like a big Cutting

Edge yeah they have a point just a

little pointy point and that's enough to

kill the zombie and then you got to pull

the arrow out and that's [ __ ] stupid

yeah I'm trying to think if a zombie was

coming at me and I didn't have a weapon

what I would use I guess I would

probably because they can't B I think if

they bite you then you're done that's

the whole problem you'd have to probably

outrun them or try and get them dizzy

you know what do you think would get a zombie

zombie

dizzy I think a lot of cutbacks probably

a lot of

uh you know 180 720s my favorite person

in The Walking Dead was the lady with

the samurai sword she [ __ ] everybody up

yeah she they have a new spin-off

actually was it just her and I think

it's her and someone else yeah she had

the dreadlocks yeah yeah yeah after a

while they're like how many zombies can

you watch get killed like enough yeah

it's almost weird if people are still

watching it yeah if you're like a big

fan this new season is my favorite what

it's I think it's better now than ever

you know because it's like we've gotten

over just killing zombies all day and

you know and then then it started

again dude and none of the zombies I

wish they could cut away every now and

then to some of the zombies trying to

[ __ ] on the side you know zombies

[ __ ] make new Zombies bro come on if

you're a zombie dude you know there's

some cool ass zombies over on the side

trying to get some of that [ __ ] zomb

puss bro I feel like it would be real

easy to kill all the zombies I don't

think that it would be the kind of

epidemic that they claim in those shows

they move slow okay so they move slow

but they're undef they they just keep

coming back man yeah but like if zombies

are coming to Texas they're going to get

gunned down okay it's not they're not

going to make it but what about at night

time when people who are out there

shooting start to get tired and they got

AR rest they go inside the zombies like

clawing at the door they can't even

figure out door knobs they're idiots

yeah I need to take a break I'm GNA take

a break I'm going shut this door take a

nap on the kitchen

floor they're clawing at the doors ah ah

you wake up Brew some coffee

coffee

reload get out there boom boom boom

clean your porch off dude you're right

zombies are [ __ ] idiots they're

idiots the scary zombies 28 Days Later

those are the scariest you seen that

movie I don't think I've seen that best

zombie movie of all time unquestionably

hands down it's number one um what about

Bram Stoker's Dracula do you remember

that movie oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah

so [ __ ] good dude [ __ ] yeah that was

a good movie man that was the best movie

God it was best best vampire movie

rather that was that was really good

remember how scared you used to get when

you were a kid did you ever get [ __ ]

really scared oh yeah man yeah little

kids are vulnerable scar you think

vampires might be real maybe people

don't know especially when we were kids

there was no [ __ ] internet yeah you

just ask somebody if they were dumb then

you were dumb people would tell you the

ghosts were real Bigfoot's real yeah

everything yeah Gary Oldman was the best

Dracula he was good that Bram stroker's

Dracula he was good he played old

Dracula remember he played Dracula with

the white crazy hair and the wig let me

think look can we see an image of it

yeah he he was a bunch of different like

ages in that movie cuz like depending on

how much blood he got he if he got the

good blood he would come back to life

again he got more young yeah do you

remember yeah [ __ ] like there was there

was a scene where he was like very very

old and he met Keanu Reeves remember I

don't remember that good at the moment

like something happened I think he was

shaving and he cut himself yeah he cut

himself yeah and then he was yeah he

helping him shave wasn't he shaving him

and then Gary man licks the blade

blade

yeah that's see if you can find that

that scene old old Dracula cuz he was

old Dracula and then he was Young

Dracula and Winona Rider fell in love

with them she was beautiful oh she was

so hot isn't that amazing like though

that like women in these shows and

movies like Twilight they fall in love

with vampires like what

psychologically what's going on there it

is see how old he was this is old

Dracula let me hear his voice look at

his hair too vampires baby Happ you

my blood gaze they call them a lot of

people blood gaze vampires look how they

had they used to have to oh he [ __ ] up

he walked in oh you didn't see a shadow

though exactly but it's also he walked

in you're not supposed to walk in when

they when they invite you or if you

invite them in your house you're [ __ ]

oh it is no laughing matter dude is this

a Hampton in in Memphis this [ __ ] looks insane

insane

bro have a right to be proud what was

what was he mad about back it up so we

can hear what he's mad at him for

Christ the relationship was not entirely

entirely

mans have a right to be

proud what devil or Rich was ever so

great as a deer whose blood flows in these

these [Music]

[Music]

veins okay interesting okay it didn't

seem so good you know when I saw it in

the movies it was pretty [ __ ] good

but right there in that clip I feel like

many times on this show yeah I've said

man there's a scene you got to see the

scene watch you're like that scene kind

of sucks yeah how mean that happens more

often than not

right yeah it's at least it's more yeah

it's more than you would think it would

be because it's at least 5050 probably

like oh [ __ ] that's stupid well how old

is that movie too 92 92 did you think it

was going to be bad Jamie whenever he

said let's watch the scene did you think

it was going to be a bad one or do you

have any pre thought I don't even

remember that I don't think I've even

seen that movie so I have no idea dude I

think women like vampires because first

of all they offer that live forever so

women want to live forever they want to

be a fzed in like a young

space and maybe the dude would do the

Dirty Work and they'll just profit off

of it beauty sleep yeah get that beauty

sleep in a coffin you [ __ ] sleep

sleep nice castles and then you you rise

like this yeah yeah look at there's we

not to ride her oh she's hot i' ride her

dog no wonder why Johnny got that tattoo

oh so this is like Young Dracula see he

got the dark dark hair but she weighs

only look she must weigh 90 lbs this

this the kind of stuff that's too much

man what you don't like small people

that's too you can't be that you can't

be that light well I don't know how big

actually I met Gary Olin once I met him

at a store I didn't meet him I saw him I

was standing in his presence at a store

DAV he's not a big guy really no he's not

not

big um so yeah she probably's really

tiny was there ever a movie look at him

look at that let me hear his voice see

see

me my God who are

you I know you I have

find he's crossed oceans of time to find

her wow that's thinking of biting her

but he doesn't want to bite her look he

turns away I don't want to do this oh

his eyes are red doesn't want to turn

her he turns into a werewolf in this

movie too oh the fangs are going to come

out why does he want to turn her cuz he

just doesn't want to do it but he's got

to God damn it but he won't not

yet I won't I [Music]

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him he's got

willpower that wolf just bit some th

outside you heard

it the enr turns into their vampire you

see that sure

oh wait a minute back it up a little bit

bit so they come in so he's hugging her

he loves her he's so [Music]

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bit you got destroy me your

your

damn Satan was the biggest enemy back

then yeah the [ __ ] crucifix didn't

even work on him look at that I

commanded Nations hundreds of years

before you B your armies were

defeated that's Anthony Hopkins so he

must have thousand what has he got in

that glass he's holding up is that holy

water look what what your

your

has me I forgot about this your war with

God is over you must look at that guy is

holding up a [ __ ] Jin and tonic

towards him oh he threw the threw the

water at him holy water can re already

has white hair cuz he's been freaking

out it's the same defense for an

exorcism it seems like right holy water

I mean just get a couple priests and

yell at it look at

that she was mad that he's shooting I

would have to get her

just cut her out of my [Music]

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life oh oh we turned into a bunch of

rats gang

gang no one's even stomping the rats all

right well she's got blood pouring out

of her mouth I wonder if there was a lot

of uh I wonder if back then there was if

um if like people were more sexually

active back then you

think um in the past well they probably

[ __ ] a lot

more because they didn't live very long

mhm right they probably just [ __ ]

whenever they could what a pickup line

we're not going to make it let's just

yeah let's just have a couple glasses of

wine yeah like hey babe the median age

around here is in 27 we got to hug and

Hammer it down but a lot of that was

because people died young like they died

it was a lot of uh infant mortality that

was a big big issue like when you look

at the actual age that people died back

then some people lived to be a ripe old

age but it was pretty rare and a lot of

infants um I guess a lot of infants just

weren't that powerful or what was the

deal with it well they didn't have

medicine so if they got sick they died

you know or if you know a lot of women

died during childbirth because if there was

was

complications you know now they save so

many more people do you think we're

supposed to be living as long as we are

or do you think like Mother Nature is

like oh [ __ ] these people are hanging

out too long I don't think there's no

supposed to I think if biologically

we're supposed to live to be roughly a

100 years if everything goes great if

everything goes perfectly you you live

to be about 100 years but I think that

with modern science and our

understanding of genes and hormones and

you know telr and all the the different

anti-aging Technologies they're working

on right now we're probably right now

talking to people that going to live to

be 150 years old damn yeah I think like

you're you're seeing people today like

if you meet a guy and he's 30 years old

today that guy's probably going to live

to be 150 that's crazy well people live

to be 120 that's a rare thing but

there's been some women that have made

it to like 120 a lot of Chinese and

Japanese people too as well I think cuz

their body's smaller and it doesn't have

to like the blood doesn't have to go as

far that is true believe it or not like

basketball players Die Young for for the

most part but like um some of them like

Kareem Abdul Jabar is still up and

kicking and uh he's he's up there Bill R

Bill Russell is as well yeah but they

die so yeah it's it's weird because I'll

get like so jealous of like a basketball

player but then I don't get that jealous

when I remember that stat you know they

live live fast Die Hard wow he's 88

that's amazing wow Louisiana too that's

awesome and he's 6'1 so that throws that

into the monkey

wrench to those gears cuz that was

always the theory that the really tall

guys they would have heart attacks yeah

but if you think about um like the the

idea is that your heart has to pump if

you're a 6'8 person your your heart has

to pump through all that Limbs and all

the way down to your feet and all the

way back up and it's just more

complicated that's why they don't let

really tall people like that be fighter

pilots because what could happen if they

have a heart like a the GeForce with the

gForce you want to be more compact to be

able to fight off the gForce because as

the blood like pushes out like the

gForce is literally Force the blood out

and make you black out so to stop the

g-forces from making you black out you

got to do a thing called hooking where

like there the fighter pilots like I

flew with the Blue Angels once and they

hold on to this uh this you know the

Yoke the steering thing and while

they're holding on to it they're going like

this and they're doing that when they

hit High G's and what they're doing is

they're forcing blood into their head

dang by

going that that yeah they're making that

sound yeah it's

wild and I guess the taller you get and

the longer your limbs are the more

difficult that is to do damn it's

interesting now yeah certain people are

really built for certain things you know

sure that's really really interesting

some people are built to be jockeys yeah

I met a nice jockey one time I think

Mario is his name yeah yeah Gutierrez I

think is his last name and he's uh and

yeah when you see those guys they don't

even like to eat a lot of special meals

or anything they like to keep it real

they have to keep it real light cuz if

you're like five pounds overweight

that's five more pounds that horse has

to ride yeah like you got to be light to

be a jockey I met a dude who's a jockey

he was he used to come to the Comm store

he was real small and you know he would

diyet and cut weight for races like they

they' try to get as light as possible

for a race which makes sense do you uh

miss it do you miss the store yeah sure

yeah yeah I miss the camaraderie I miss

the fun hangs like we used to hang out

in the back bar and hang out in the

green room that's the and hang out in

the parking lot that's the fun I miss

out of the ComEd store but we have that

in Austin you know the Austin hang is

amazing it's amazing here you know yeah

I was talking to Adam EIG yesterday he

said you guys were hanging out I got to

show you the club oh yeahuh yeah we

can't talk too much about it but I'll

show you some [ __ ] later yeah I'm

excited that's cool man yeah it's going

to be wild how many time how many days

you in town for um I think till Thursday

or Friday okay I can stay either one so

I know I'm going to do yeah I'm G I

think we're going to do a show Wednesday

yeah we could do tomorrow too if you

want um okay yeah I'm around okay well

tomorrow during the day I'll take you to

the club oh yeah it's mid mid

construction right now it's wild are you

nervous about it no I'm excited that's

cool I'm real excited yeah that's fun

but just like the way it is right now if

nothing changed if we didn't have

another club if this what we had Now Is

All We Have Forever it's great it's the

Vulcan is amaz can I get that lighter

the vulcan's amazing man we're having so

much fun we did a show last night sold

out show last night we do them all the

time yeah I thought about coming through

but uh instead I decided to get some

sleep and I went to a trainer this

morning you got first dude I've been

feeling a lot better since I started

going to

trainer is this uh this trainer with the

purse is this a new one that you just

tried this was just a uh one that I

tried in this area yeah how did you get

hooked up with just on the internet Craigslist

Craigslist

no I got an assistant lady that helps me

out she set it up okay you got an

assistant huh just for some like just

schedule and stuff makes things easier I

decided to take more pressure off myself

yeah I'm going use this match though I

don't like that uh you don't like the

lighter it's too much too much just too hardcore

hardcore

yeah yeah I don't have like an assistant

like I don't have like somebody who's

like a waiting on you hand and foot yeah

I don't have like a maid or anything I

just have somebody that helps schedule

stuff and put it into the calendar you

know so some some stuff like that makes

it easier on me sure so yeah I've been

just scaling back a little bit more yeah

taking it easy I got a trainer and man

I've been feeling so much better you

look good thanks man yeah you look

healthy I feel so much better even the

last time I was here really oh man

what's the difference for one it's the

training yeah oh that's nice I mean it's

like cuz for 20 years I was like a meat

head you know I was like you know I used

to do to steroids and everything dude

you know we used to you know we used to

you know I used to be into it you know

what I'm saying [ __ ] you know yeah

let me hear a

girl that's real I'll sweat on your

[ __ ] children whoa you know what I'm

saying like that's who I was bro you

know what I'm saying dude I'll [ __ ]

eat one of my own hands dude you know

what I'm saying like that's who I was

bro crazy oh yeah I was just you know I

liked it and so I think it just kept me

more in my body and more stuff like that

and So then whenever work got busy I

didn't uh that was one of the first

things to really kind of go I didn't

realize it was going but it was just I

was just too too it was things were too

hectic too caught up with the career

yeah yeah well that's that's a thing

about you know career stuff and that's

also a thing about Hollywood do you uh

do you like living in Nashville yeah I

like right now I'm training with a guy

named Jeremy and Curtis don't you hold

on to that ligh just because it's going

to burn your fingers I'm watching I'm

like how long before he says yikes

it's it's tough when you get like a

little lighter and you got to do a cigar

because right now you're right at the

nail oh good lord you nailed it I burned

my sister once when we're doing

fireworks and it's nothing like that's

ever going to happen to our family again

yeah you're done huh done with getting

burned done with people in my family getting

getting

burned but uh so that's been really

helping man I go in there and there's

like pro athletes in there and stuff

that train and so it's like and there's

like kids in there in this place that

train so there's like this it's just

like a lot of good energy where you go

um I go to this place called lipsum

Academy in the morning okay and so

there's just like a lot of fun energy in

there and uh yeah man it just started to

it started to change and then I even

been doing a uh ice bath it's not as low

as yours but I've just been doing like

um I've just taken more time to take

care of myself that's great you know I

got so busy I just got I got scared that

my work was you know I don't know a lot

of things happen I got kind of scared

you know that happens to people when

things start going well you start

thinking oh my God what if it stops

going well what if it all falls apart

that's that's that can be a real mind

[ __ ] it [ __ ] me it could be a real

mind [ __ ] it was a real I mean it was a

raper what was it what caused it was it

like um were you worried about ticket

sales were you worried about coming up

with new material were you worried about

TV stuff what were you worried

about let me think so I think I thought

that whenever I achieve some success and

we might have talked about this a little

but that I was going to everything was

going to feel all any any uncomfortable

feelings I had I thought all that would

be everything would be great I thought

like once I achieve some success then it

would solve everything else and it

didn't really solve anything I just was

kind of successful and now I had a lot

of responsibilities and you still had

the same problems in your mind right

yeah that's the thing is like people

think that and that Shook Me success is

going to make you happy it can actually

make you less happy because you get

stressed out about it that's what

happened and there's a lot of pressure

yeah especially our kind of success a

Showbiz success cuz you do you're

dealing with public criticism you're

dealing with like the performance

anxiety you're dealing with the fact

that you have to schedule all these

shows and go to places and the logistics

and the travel wears you out and you're

jet lagged and you got to wake up for

the show and you know there a lot going

on yeah a lot of responsibility and it

changes from when you were kind of doing

comedy and everything was just kind of

you go for a week to do some shows and

then things get a lot busier you know

yeah so that definitely happened for me

um and then I kept I got caught in this

weird circle of like kind of self-pity

in a way I didn't realize it yeah cuz I

was not feeling good and I was like

something's wrong so let me try to fix

it right so I tried like all different

things like uh you know I tried ketamine

iasa different therapies different um

you know seeing therapist twice week

just things like but I was constantly

like let me try to fix this right and it

became almost like I was focusing on

myself so much that I got caught in this

little circle of like it was just just

me you know and my work is me too you're

looking at Clips yourself there's things

that you going out you have to go

perform so it was just too much me kind

of you know right you weren't being a

normal person just living life you're

just focusing on you all the time right

and I didn't really mean to it just like

I don't know it's just kind of what it

became so once I started to kind of

break that up a little bit um yeah

things have just got what made you

decide to go to Tennessee like what what

why did Nashville call you you know I I

don't know I think I always wanted to

live there you know um they had lower

taxes you know and I started making

money and so I got I

never you know I remember when I was

young the government we tried to get the

government somebody kept throwing dead

animals in our ditch right what and uh

what yeah animal

animal

carcasses what kind which which type of

animals oh I couldn't tell you man at

this point I think some of them

probably nothing nothing You' shoot I

don't think you

know I mean unless it was and [ __ ] like

what was I mean one of them could have

been a [ __ ] Samo and raccoon is about

the biggest sizes we're going to get you

know it was like Hefty raccoon yeah

Hefty raccoons dogs things like that I

think it was somebody who had like on a

you know a

mild Veterinary type of thing going on

and they would on the way home they

would dump the animals and they dumped

them in our neighborhood a mild

Veterinary thing that's you know serial

killer like an in between type of deal

you know some guy who's not sanctioned

but he's [ __ ] you know not quite

committed to like migrant workers

killing migrant workers yet he's just

working his way up to human beings yeah

I mean however you want to look at it

man but I think this uh but they kept

throwing anyway so we call the

government be like come get these

[ __ ] bones out of here cuz you know

there be kids out there [ __ ] playing

with them you know you got kids out

there beating each other with damn

tibias and [ __ ] humming cices at each

other and stuff and you know cuz it's in

the ditch right and so anyway I was

never a big fan of Government after that

right what the [ __ ] did the government

have to do with that with the ditch

would you ask me

about I'm not even joking

man what you ask me about we're talking

about animal you're saying animals got

left in the ditch and then you said I

wasn't a big fan of the government after

that I'm like did the government cuz

they didn't clean up the animals in the

ditch is that what it is yeah okay and

if we' have been and Liv in a fancy

neighborhood they would have come and

got us right they would have taken care

of it yeah yeah but this ties back into

what we we were just talking

about which was do you remember what

that was why you moved to Nashville yeah

yeah so I never want you going to help

us out there like Taxes

Nashville so anyway I've never had a

strong affinity for big for you know a

lot of government so anyway I think that

was in me since I was a child you know

so when I started making money I was

like I don't want to give all my money

to the government right but but the

environment of California before the

pandemic was very beneficial to us

because we're all collected together

right as comedians like that's very

beneficial to have an environment where

there's a bunch of other very good

comedians around you it's like yeah like

that o like watching people go up and

crush and the O like how good is that

for your act oh it was the best that's

one thing that I definitely miss um but

Tennessee was been it's been good it's a

great place for the pandemic has been

good to tour out of there because you

can kind of you can just take a bus

right out and go you're in the middle of

the country yeah it's nice so you're

really so that's really been ideal um

yeah and I don't know I've thought about

maybe making another move sometime but I

just don't know yet where would you go I

don't know I'd have to go to a place

where there's a little more stage time

that's the toughest part right here baby

I know you're trying to get me over here

you love to have you over here well I'm

I'm gonna [ __ ] whine you and dine you

this week I'm going to romance you

yeah take you to the club once you see

the club you're going to [ __ ]

[ __ ] it's wild I bite it's wild it'll be

open probably somewhere well I don't

want to say when but off air I'll tell

you so that's the toughest part I think

is stage time yeah but you going to zany

a lot which is a great place right yeah

but the most yeah you can go there on

Monday it's just but it's still

operating regular Club you know oh so do

they have shows like Tuesday Wednesday

night like regular shows they it's they

kind of book uh certain like nights at

night you you could do your own night

every week but it's still not the same

as just those reps you know right like

Comedy Store reps and I really learn on

reps that's where I learn I learn on

reps yeah the when when I was really

enjoying LA is like when I would do a

show at the Improv and then I would

scoot over to the show the store and

then I do maybe two shows at the store

you know you do a spot in the O and then

you do a spot in the main room like boy

you do the three or four of those in a

week you get loose oh dude oh you get

loose you get loose you know that feeling

feeling

with the gears are greased

yeah I used to feel like a [ __ ]

killer dog you're a killer I was the

Chris I used to feel like Chris Kyle up

there do I I remember when you really

started to crack I really remember that

man cuz I made a point of pulling you

aside and telling you like man you

whatever you're doing keep doing it

because I remember there was one time

where were it was I think it was me and

fem were sitting in the back watching

you just crying laughing just crying

laughing you just like caught some

stride it's like funny when some you

know you see someone and they're funny

it's good like hey man I was good set

and then you see him one day and it just

snaps they they just hit that next level

and you're like oo and we were all

talking about you too like damn you've

been seeing Theo Theo's on his next

level thanks the's on his next level you

you had hit some some Groove where you

just like everything you said was funny

you just had you just figured your style

out and you you were doing so many reps

you were doing so many headliner gigs on

the road and you'd be in the store on

Tuesdays and Wednesdays and getting

those reps in and you were just loose

son you were loose that was fun man and

especially you and fahem that's two

totally different types of guys back

there you know but two you know

comedians that I really respect that's a

nice compliment F's great God he's so

good he was just here a couple weeks ago

yeah he's [ __ ] great he did that he's

done he's got a special out right now

folks it's called hat trick

and I think he put it on YouTube right

he put it on it's very F he's very funny

he did but he did a real unique thing

that no one's ever done before he did uh

three 20 minute sets at the com or three

15 minute sets at the comedy store so he

did one set in the o one set in the

belly room one set in the main room and

he put them all together on one special

three totally different 15minute sets oh

that's good it's a great idea right for

a special yeah it's a great idea perfect

idea for a special cuz no had ever done

that before at the store and he was like

I can't believe no one's ever done this

oh he's so talented man I yeah there's

this like he's yeah there's a there's a

unique creativity that comes out of him

um well he was an engineer you know so

he's very smart guy and you know you

know very well educated and just decided

he really loved comedy like that's what

he really wanted to do and it was he his

story the first time he was on the

podcast he talked about a story about

his parents did not want him to do

comedy so he had to hide the fact that

he was was a comedian until he was like

a legit Pro and on TV oh

damn his parents did not want him

pursuing that that's I could see that I

think a lot of a lot of people are real

traditional you know they get scared if

their kids trying to do circus you know

I remember when I was growing up we had

a kid in our neighborhood this kid Brad

who ended up actually killing his

grandmother I think but um oh no why' he

kill his grandmother I don't know man it

[ __ ] broke my heart did she doubt his

circus skills I don't know who did man

but it just you know so what was his

thing that he was trying to do he was

trying to do uh like The Taming or

whatever you know like Lion taming uh

yeah but but I only saw him ever do it

with like a doberman or what's that

black and red uh Rottweiler Rott Waller

oh Rott Waller do I can't remember which

one it was have you seen that new show

the old man is it Jeff Bridges show uhuh

it's a [ __ ] great show it's a great

show it's really good it's about a guy

who a CIA operative in Afghanistan and

had to disappear and they come and find

him again like 30 plus years later it's

wild and what did he do they're finding

him why well he was a hitman oh they

want him to help again he knows too much

[ __ ] and they're probably trying to come

get him he was why don't want to say

he's a Hitman he was an

operative and uh he's got two

rottweilers he brings them everywhere

like trained Rottweilers yeah and they

they help him out yeah this dude would

get out on like kind of like a little

plank out there and be doing [ __ ] out

out there you know and he was really had

a lot of violence in him and then

um yeah I don't know what happened with

his grandmother but she used to be our

lunch lady also and he killed her I

don't want to say he did but allegedly

we know what

happened but you don't know why he

killed her no why would you kill your

grandma I wouldn't I actually imagine

the leap you have to take to kill your

grandma like your grandma's like this

sweet lady you come to visit every now

and again and she bakes cookies and [ __ ]

my grandmother used to make Italian food

oh my God it was off the charts off the

charts cuz it was all homemade she'd

make I I still to this day can taste her

homemade pasta cuz they would she would

do everything on the kitchen table with

the flour and she would make the noodles

and everything she would make the tomato

sauce with the tomatoes that my

grandfather grew in the garden come on

man that's romantic that's romantic it

was Insanity that food was so good that

food ruined me as a child God cuz I'd go

other places I'm like why is your

Italian food [ __ ] yeah you know cuz

my grandmother made everything she made

her own meatballs it was Sensational

yeah there's something when somebody

makes something there's like an energy

that goes into it it's different even if

it's shitty you're still like hey this

is you know they took some time to do it

and my grandmother was proud of it too

she would when she would serve us she

would come out with this big smile on

her face she knew everybody was going to

Feast she knew that Italian food was

going to knock your [ __ ] socks off it

was so good and was she pretty hard what

what kind of lady was she pretty nice

lady she was a harsh lady really yeah

she was harsh except for when she was

cooking and when she was visiting and

stuff like that you know she grew up in

a depression yeah it was different than

my grandmother used to put my her hands

on my shoulders until I get done eating

almost like it was like a

uh I don't know why she did it was she

comforting you or was she like

restraining you it was almost like I'm

going to put set these on here until it

was like just making sure you ate oh you

know is that weird that like that people

have to make sure you eat like why do

you give a

[ __ ] what give a [ __ ] if I eat I

guess yeah like what if they had a dude

that came to your door three times a day

now made sure you ate sit down sit down

I'm going put my hands on your shoulders

he's behind you while you chewing your

food all over to the chick bro ain't

having the dude come that dude shows up

one time bro when it's hot dogs for

dinner I'm not going to be able to

[ __ ] finish so I'll have the lady

come bro that's who I want well you know

my grandmother's day there wasn't a lot

of food when she was a kid cuz everybody

was going through the depression yeah so

like you know you had to finish your

plate man it's like that was was sacred

food was sacred and then leftovers were

sacred too you know you think you could

have survived a Great

Depression yeah I mean you'd hope so

people survived but it's like it

wouldn't have been fun hard to get a job

you know lines for food people would

wait in line at soup kitchens and [ __ ]

and and people also breastfed their own

kids they did or their own up until how

old but even older adult children even

like in Grapes of Wrath yeah remember

that book they breastfed their kids in

Grapes of Wrath they breastfed the

adults at the end really people couldn't

they didn't have nothing yeah Joe what

do you think they're not going to eat I

read that book in high school I don't

remember people got to [ __ ] eat dude

yeah I wonder if you were to say

somebody's deceased right right deceased

woman recently deceased half hour ago

okay and they were pregnant and you're

starving okay do you think you'd get

over there and see if there's any milk

him no just have some milk dude damn if

she's deceased I'd eat her I wouldn't

eat her

milk if I'm starving yeah you'd have to

eat take chunks what if you're just

thirsty though there was some [ __ ]

article in the New York Times about

cannibalism coming back and everybody's

like what the [ __ ] is this yeah see see

find man well it's not that much poverty

yet I mean United States everyone's fat

like we don't have to resort to eating

people just yet but but I read that I

was like why are they writing this

article in Orleans every couple years

they catch somebody that grilled that

boiled someone's head or something

really oh definitely a taste for

cannibalism SP of recent stomach turning

books TV shows and films suggest we've

never looked so delicious to one another

like what what is that well you know

what it is it's something that gets you

to click on it and that's what we're

doing because we're idiots but do you

think also that there would come a time

where people started to dislike each

other so much that people started to eat

each other well there have been many

times in history where people have

resorted to eating each other

specifically eating each other's enemies

like the Nez Pur Native Americans they

they did a lot of cannibalizing other

enemies all right yeah there's a lot of

lot of stories about people who survived

and realized that they and and even the

commanches like they would find other

tribes that had eaten commanches and

they would torture and kill them because

like they would find like a roast leg a

human leg over a fire their tweets a

little a little different than the

headline yeah the tweets okay the Tweet

is the uh original title of the story

said cannibalism has a time and place

some recent books films and shows

suggest that time is now can you stomach

it yeah that was the original title that

I read I think they changed it because

so many people were like hey you

[ __ ] yeah what if you see someone

eating somebody else you know I wonder

how weird it gets because I was on a

train one time in China and this lady

was eating a thing of bird Talons right

out of a bag right Bird talons

bird um claws chicken feet yeah chicken

feet that's funny that you said that cuz

my wife just went to an Asian market in

Austin and she came back with chicken

feet like that had been like cooked and

like and she's like we're going to we're

going to try these I'm like all right

I'll give it a shot damn your wife's

Brave she's Brave when I was a kid uh my

my father my biological father used to

eat pigs feet pickled pigs feet was a

thing you ever you ever eat pigs feet we

had him on a field trip once when I was

in Middle School we all went over there

and got a pickled Pig's foot from the IG

they're not bad it's a weird taste it's

like gelatinous and kind of chewy and

like I remember as a kid pickled pigs

feet was but that's also probably a sign

of you know people making the most of

everything yeah you know when you stop

eating pigs feet and you only eat like

pork loin you got it pretty good yeah

you know you don't have to eat the feet

anymore yeah I think well a lot of

cultures I think they get starving and

then they said they eat whatever you

know it's like one time I was in

um I was in Shanghai I think or no I was

in I think Shanghai right and I bought

this they had like a place like a market

where they had all the different um

animals and they were for cooking right

like a outdoor Market or something a wet

Market wet market right so I bought a

bird right and I was like I'mma free

this bird right I'm just going to change

the game up here a little bit cuz it was

a living bird right right it was like a

white bird not a pigeon like a little

fluffier than a pigeon like a b almost

like a ban of like a pigeon okay so I

buy it it's like a $1 a dollar I walk

outside with like a $1 us right I walk

outside with it it was this was in

Vietnam I walk outside with it and I

literally go like this and to free it

some guy no joke was like sitting on

this little like ledge nearby jumped up

grabbed the [ __ ] bird broke its neck

and walked off with it really right in

front of me yeah just like like what I

was doing was in they must have thought

what I was doing was insane well if you're starving that's free food yeah

you're starving that's free food yeah and birds birds are some of the meanest

and birds birds are some of the meanest [ __ ] animals have you seen that video

[ __ ] animals have you seen that video that's going around the bird that's

that's going around the bird that's eating an antelope

eating an antelope alive you think they're mean oh they're

alive you think they're mean oh they're vicious they're so hor they're so

vicious they're so hor they're so [ __ ] horrible why do you think cuz

[ __ ] horrible why do you think cuz they can't be on the ground as much as

they can't be on the ground as much as other animals easily I just think

other animals easily I just think they're reptiles they're flying reptiles

they're reptiles they're flying reptiles are they more reptile yeah I mean what a

are they more reptile yeah I mean what a bird is is a dinosaur they're flying

bird is is a dinosaur they're flying dinosaurs this yeah look at this this

dinosaurs this yeah look at this this Eagle is riding this antelope's back and

Eagle is riding this antelope's back and just it's got its claws dug into its

just it's got its claws dug into its back so you see all the blood pouring

back so you see all the blood pouring off the back and it's just digging into

off the back and it's just digging into its body cuz those claws the talons that

its body cuz those claws the talons that an eagle has are so

an eagle has are so powerful oh so it's just riding this

powerful oh so it's just riding this thing and then eating out of its rib

thing and then eating out of its rib cage while it's just slowly dying and

cage while it's just slowly dying and that that analou can't do a goddamn

that that analou can't do a goddamn thing to get away it's like one of those

thing to get away it's like one of those moving buffets that you're at you ever

moving buffets that you're at you ever been at one of those one of those God

been at one of those one of those God where the food moves by you're eating it

where the food moves by you're eating it I got another video I'll send you this

I got another video I'll send you this Jamie of this uh there's a a hawk that's

Jamie of this uh there's a a hawk that's eating a crow it holds the crow down and

eating a crow it holds the crow down and the the crazy thing is it's not much

the the crazy thing is it's not much smaller than the crow which is or not

smaller than the crow which is or not much larger rather than the crow which

much larger rather than the crow which is wild because it's just just chewing

is wild because it's just just chewing this [ __ ] thing

this [ __ ] thing apart oh I saw a bear climb into a tree

apart oh I saw a bear climb into a tree yesterday I put it on my Ig story and it

yesterday I put it on my Ig story and it was a Bayer you saw

was a Bayer you saw that no no that's not it I'm going to

that no no that's not it I'm going to send it to you oh I saved it here hold

send it to you oh I saved it here hold on a

on a second I actually have the whole video

second I actually have the whole video the a bear bear climbed up a tree and

the a bear bear climbed up a tree and took a hawk out of its nest uh I think I

took a hawk out of its nest uh I think I did see that and ate it in front of

did see that and ate it in front of people right people like were watching

people right people like were watching it happen some white guy was you can

it happen some white guy was you can hear him yelling I sent it to you Jamie

hear him yelling I sent it to you Jamie I sent you the video this video is rough

I sent you the video this video is rough and this is an urban environment this

and this is an urban environment this Hawk just grabbed his Crow

Hawk just grabbed his Crow and pinned them down and just start

and pinned them down and just start [ __ ] them up in front of everybody oh

[ __ ] them up in front of everybody oh but the thing is it's it's like a mall

but the thing is it's it's like a mall or something it's like you eating 140 PB

or something it's like you eating 140 PB man like there's not much difference in

man like there's not much difference in not enough difference in size where it

not enough difference in size where it makes sense it's so similar that's like

makes sense it's so similar that's like Jesus Christ I didn't get it you didn't

Jesus Christ I didn't get it you didn't get it text it yeah texted was

get it text it yeah texted was cannibalism ever popular was it ever

cannibalism ever popular was it ever like the way to do dinner or whatever

like the way to do dinner or whatever like was it ever like part of like

like was it ever like part of like Society or not Society cuz I guess it

Society or not Society cuz I guess it would be before Society but was it ever

would be before Society but was it ever a popular thing yeah yeah it was popular

a popular thing yeah yeah it was popular Pap Pap New Guinea had one this is it

Pap Pap New Guinea had one this is it look at this so look at the size of the

look at this so look at the size of the crow it's basically similar size man

crow it's basically similar size man right oh he's got him he's got him but

right oh he's got him he's got him but look not much difference in size he's in

look not much difference in size he's in Mount huh he's mounting them yeah he's

Mount huh he's mounting them yeah he's [ __ ] but look at this poor Crow and if

[ __ ] but look at this poor Crow and if you hear it give me some volume turn it

you hear it give me some volume turn it from the beginning cuz in the beginning

from the beginning cuz in the beginning you you hear the

what that's the crow saying [ __ ] it's holding his mouth shut no he's

[ __ ] it's holding his mouth shut no he's holding his neck animals should be able

holding his neck animals should be able to say [ __ ] at least once huh he should

to say [ __ ] at least once huh he should right before they die yeah [ __ ] [ __ ]

right before they die yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] he basically what he's saying but

[ __ ] he basically what he's saying but look see the blood coming out of his

look see the blood coming out of his neck see it's leaking out onto the

neck see it's leaking out onto the ground damn cuz of the talons that Haw

ground damn cuz of the talons that Haw the Hawk's eyes are what haunt me look

the Hawk's eyes are what haunt me look at those eyes those eyes don't give a

at those eyes those eyes don't give a [ __ ] about anybody or anything those are

[ __ ] about anybody or anything those are some horrific eyeballs yeah that Crow's

some horrific eyeballs yeah that Crow's like [ __ ] this and so trying to eat his

like [ __ ] this and so trying to eat his eyes yeah yeah yeah they'll eat his eyes

eyes yeah yeah yeah they'll eat his eyes first oh oh come on man yeah look he's

first oh oh come on man yeah look he's going claws right into the

eyes but see they're not the the thing that's crazy is that

not the the thing that's crazy is that doesn't seem like a thing that he would

doesn't seem like a thing that he would eat cuz it's basically the size of him

eat cuz it's basically the size of him yeah and why do you think they're angry

yeah and why do you think they're angry at each other it's just one's a predator

at each other it's just one's a predator and the other one's uh just a very

and the other one's uh just a very clever sort of opportunist yeah like

clever sort of opportunist yeah like crows will [ __ ] things up too but they

crows will [ __ ] things up too but they just don't have the the Weaponry yeah

just don't have the the Weaponry yeah they do it more in groups and they seem

they do it more in groups and they seem like kind of like yeah they they're very

like kind of like yeah they they're very smart yeah and who else oh he's getting

smart yeah and who else oh he's getting his eyes with the [ __ ] tal oh look at

his eyes with the [ __ ] tal oh look at this huh they're bln something

this huh they're bln something out uh it's probably a watermark for

out uh it's probably a watermark for some website or something it's just so

some website or something it's just so interesting how like people evolved and

interesting how like people evolved and how some places they're still like it's

how some places they're still like it's it's part of the it's okay to eat

it's part of the it's okay to eat somebody else dude if you saw somebody

somebody else dude if you saw somebody eat someone that would have to change

eat someone that would have to change everything you know in your brain about

everything you know in your brain about what's okay yeah well if you're starving

what's okay yeah well if you're starving to death man I guarantee you people well

to death man I guarantee you people well well that was one of the things during

well that was one of the things during Stalin's Russia when people were

Stalin's Russia when people were starving a lot of people ate their own

starving a lot of people ate their own children I mean it it got rough raccoons

children I mean it it got rough raccoons eat their own you know sometimes the man

eat their own you know sometimes the man raccoon will come in

raccoon will come in eat the woman's children yeah so that

eat the woman's children yeah so that she'll have to go in heat again so that

she'll have to go in heat again so that they can have sex bears do that bears do

they can have sex bears do that bears do that lot of a lot of animals do that

that lot of a lot of animals do that they they force the animal into into

they they force the animal into into estris well I told you too about that

estris well I told you too about that time remember that I was at that Best

time remember that I was at that Best Buy and I've been on that fast for five

Buy and I've been on that fast for five days and almost [ __ ] want to eat that

days and almost [ __ ] want to eat that Vietnamese

Vietnamese guy and I'd never thought about that

guy and I'd never thought about that before why' you go on a fast for five

before why' you go on a fast for five days I was going to go longer but I

days I was going to go longer but I couldn't do it wow so this like a

couldn't do it wow so this like a cleansing type f yeah I've never done

cleansing type f yeah I've never done I've done 24 hours that's the most I've

I've done 24 hours that's the most I've ever done really yeah they say that it

ever done really yeah they say that it can help cure cancers and stuff like

can help cure cancers and stuff like that it makes sense there's there's

that it makes sense there's there's science to that that your body I forget

science to that that your body I forget what the type of cells that your body

what the type of cells that your body consumes but when you are fasting during

consumes but when you are fasting during that period your body will like consume

that period your body will like consume bad cells that's like one of the first

bad cells that's like one of the first things it does oh it gets rid of them

things it does oh it gets rid of them yeah it gets rid of things that are

yeah it gets rid of things that are problems in your body that's why they

problems in your body that's why they say it's a benefit but it's not a

say it's a benefit but it's not a benefit to do it a lot you know it's

benefit to do it a lot you know it's just a benefit it to do it on a you know

just a benefit it to do it on a you know like a

like a fairly you know stretched out basis like

fairly you know stretched out basis like people do it like once or twice a year

people do it like once or twice a year with they'll go like a three or four day

with they'll go like a three or four day fast but you went on five huh yeah I

fast but you went on five huh yeah I wish I could do longer cuz yeah your

wish I could do longer cuz yeah your senses start to get real you know you

senses start to get real you know you start to think you have like kind of

start to think you have like kind of like ESP a little bit really you know

like ESP a little bit really you know Hunters think that that you should hunt

Hunters think that that you should hunt hungry like a lot of guys like to hunt

hungry like a lot of guys like to hunt hungry I could see that yeah they like

hungry I could see that yeah they like to like when they go out and Hunt they

to like when they go out and Hunt they like to like have no breakfast in them

like to like have no breakfast in them oh I could see that for sure yeah it's a

oh I could see that for sure yeah it's a different sort of mindset yeah there's

different sort of mindset yeah there's something about that Primal side of

something about that Primal side of stuff you you know getting real Primal

stuff you you know getting real Primal and getting back to your roots I

and getting back to your roots I remember I'd wake up in the morning if

remember I'd wake up in the morning if I'm fast and i' wake up in the morning

I'm fast and i' wake up in the morning just ready to go yeah yeah you're just

just ready to go yeah yeah you're just like how come you only did it once um I

like how come you only did it once um I probably got busy doing other stuff

probably got busy doing other stuff maybe it was that feeling of eating that

maybe it was that feeling of eating that guy that [ __ ] with you it could have

guy that [ __ ] with you it could have been it could have [ __ ] with my sub

been it could have [ __ ] with my sub subconscious but it's crazy to think

subconscious but it's crazy to think that you never thought about something

that you never thought about something and it comes in your head it just shows

and it comes in your head it just shows you how quickly you could devolve you

you how quickly you could devolve you know and you take it very seriously I

know and you take it very seriously I took

took it I took it seriously I didn't tell

it I took it seriously I didn't tell him you know it's not something you want

him you know it's not something you want to tell somebody if they're like on

to tell somebody if they're like on afternoon shift I mean I think it yeah I

afternoon shift I mean I think it yeah I I yeah I didn't tell him but damn maybe

I yeah I didn't tell him but damn maybe you should tell him after you eat you

you should tell him after you eat you know go to Arby's real

know go to Arby's real quick get some hey bud I was here

quick get some hey bud I was here earlier and uh maybe I looked at you

earlier and uh maybe I looked at you weird I want to apologize for that just

weird I want to apologize for that just want to let you know I was on a 5day

want to let you know I was on a 5day fast and you were looking like a

snack I wonder what you would think he' be like [ __ ] this job I got to quit this

be like [ __ ] this job I got to quit this whole neighborhood this town sucks I got

whole neighborhood this town sucks I got to get out of here yeah I wonder if

to get out of here yeah I wonder if shit's going to start getting weird I

shit's going to start getting weird I think some people want stuff to start

think some people want stuff to start getting weird I think we are designed to

getting weird I think we are designed to uh do you want another one of those yeah

uh do you want another one of those yeah those coffees yeah yeah we get a couple

those coffees yeah yeah we get a couple of those uh do you want the chocolate

of those uh do you want the chocolate kind or the vanilla kind is that vanilla

kind or the vanilla kind is that vanilla what is that I've had the vanilla let me

what is that I've had the vanilla let me try let me try vanilla again

try let me try vanilla again cuz I didn't taste it that much get get

cuz I didn't taste it that much get get them one vanilla and two chocolates yeah

them one vanilla and two chocolates yeah thanks ma'am cuz I like the chocolate

thanks ma'am cuz I like the chocolate ones those are those um uh Black Rifle

ones those are those um uh Black Rifle coffee 300 milligram of caffeine jammies

coffee 300 milligram of caffeine jammies woo yeah I cut mine in half with water

woo yeah I cut mine in half with water do you yeah a little bit of this a

do you yeah a little bit of this a little bit of that yeah that's how I did

little bit of that yeah that's how I did it lighting it up like a gin and tonic

it lighting it up like a gin and tonic that kind of deal yeah yeah Scotch and

that kind of deal yeah yeah Scotch and Soda right um yeah I like to cut it down

Soda right um yeah I like to cut it down I'm real sensitive to stuff yeah yeah

I'm real sensitive to stuff yeah yeah things get me you know that that

things get me you know that that smelling salt yeah you want to hit

smelling salt yeah you want to hit another [ __ ] yeah I'll hit that [ __ ]

another [ __ ] yeah I'll hit that [ __ ] okay when Jamie comes back right before

okay when Jamie comes back right before we have

we have the shout out to Juju mufu is that how

the shout out to Juju mufu is that how you say his name yeah we did yeah Juju

you say his name yeah we did yeah Juju mufu Juju mufu Juju mufu stuff is

mufu Juju mufu Juju mufu stuff is ridiculous I'm have to call my sponsor

ridiculous I'm have to call my sponsor after this the chocolate ones are good

after this the chocolate ones are good man I know you're you're committed to

man I know you're you're committed to that vanilla but these chocolate ones

that vanilla but these chocolate ones all right I'll try it I'm trying new

all right I'll try it I'm trying new stuff these days chocolates of the bomb

stuff these days chocolates of the bomb diggity this is my favorite it's um it's

diggity this is my favorite it's um it's espresso okay there's the juju muu the

espresso okay there's the juju muu the ah oh this is good huh [ __ ] you

ah oh this is good huh [ __ ] you dude good right dude um I went and did

dude good right dude um I went and did iasa man I don't know if I if I told you

iasa man I don't know if I if I told you about that when did you do it I did it a

about that when did you do it I did it a couple months ago yeah yeah had you ever

couple months ago yeah yeah had you ever done it fully no I've never done IA I've

done it fully no I've never done IA I've only done DMT but I got a guy out here

only done DMT but I got a guy out here now yeah yeah so if you want to do it

now yeah yeah so if you want to do it it's one more reason to move here damn

it's one more reason to move here damn you're trying to get me in huh I'm

you're trying to get me in huh I'm trying to weasly in i' come look man I I

trying to weasly in i' come look man I I definitely miss a lot of the camaraderie

definitely miss a lot of the camaraderie and stuff you know the camaraderie is

and stuff you know the camaraderie is nice cuz it's like we had a thing at The

nice cuz it's like we had a thing at The Comedy Store that was very very unusual

Comedy Store that was very very unusual for comedy and it was good it was really

for comedy and it was good it was really good and it's the times had changed to

good and it's the times had changed to the point where comedians were

the point where comedians were beneficial to each other because of

beneficial to each other because of podcasts and you know we were all like

podcasts and you know we were all like helping each other as opposed to like

helping each other as opposed to like competing for like scraps which is like

competing for like scraps which is like during the 90s and the 2000s everybody

during the 90s and the 2000s everybody was trying to get a sitcom they were

was trying to get a sitcom they were competing with each other and it was

competing with each other and it was like a lot of animosity but then in the

like a lot of animosity but then in the late 2000s like in the 2015s and 16s

late 2000s like in the 2015s and 16s like everybody had already realized like

like everybody had already realized like no no no like we don't there's no

no no no like we don't there's no struggle here like we all help each

struggle here like we all help each other like this is great and then you

other like this is great and then you we'd go and laugh and have fun and it

we'd go and laugh and have fun and it would just make you excited about what

would just make you excited about what you did for a living and you wanted to

you did for a living and you wanted to go there all the time and just the Hang

go there all the time and just the Hang was some of the most fun part like

was some of the most fun part like hanging out with bur and smoking cigars

hanging out with bur and smoking cigars and you know that back P porch area

and you know that back P porch area everybody be chilling and smoking weed

everybody be chilling and smoking weed laughing engaging Jeff was out there

laughing engaging Jeff was out there remember him The Pianist I miss Jeff

remember him The Pianist I miss Jeff sorry what's his last name I shouldn't

sorry what's his last name I shouldn't call him gay Jeff um probably bad idea

call him gay Jeff um probably bad idea since he's gone but he loved to be gay

since he's gone but he loved to be gay he did Jeff Scott yes and I'd say that

he did Jeff Scott yes and I'd say that yes I'm sorry he loved to be gay so well

yes I'm sorry he loved to be gay so well he loved to be himself yes you know and

he loved to be himself yes you know and the fact that he was loved and accepted

the fact that he was loved and accepted and no one gave a [ __ ] if he was gay

and no one gave a [ __ ] if he was gay yeah he had HIV I would split joints

yeah he had HIV I would split joints with them all the time we'd pass joints

with them all the time we'd pass joints around like no we even remember during I

around like no we even remember during I don't know if you remember but during

don't know if you remember but during the 90s when the I remember when I got

the 90s when the I remember when I got my first AIDS test I was like [ __ ] I'm

my first AIDS test I was like [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] nervous I am nervous yeah you

[ __ ] nervous I am nervous yeah you know because I was like at the time I

know because I was like at the time I think I was 23 and you think about all

think I was 23 and you think about all the days on the road where you know you

the days on the road where you know you know in a town and you meet a nice lady

know in a town and you meet a nice lady and you're in New Hampshire and no one

and you're in New Hampshire and no one has a condom you're like [ __ ] it they

has a condom you're like [ __ ] it they don't even have condoms up there they do

don't even have condoms up there they do but they made out of sheep skin but the

but they made out of sheep skin but the truck broke down and didn't get the

truck broke down and didn't get the condoms there that

condoms there that year it was different times bro couldn't

year it was different times bro couldn't make it up before the snow condom trucks

make it up before the snow condom trucks sidetracked yeah oh yeah man dude I

sidetracked yeah oh yeah man dude I remember getting a test even just from

remember getting a test even just from just from even masturbating I remember I

just from even masturbating I remember I got tested I was so scared oh I was just

got tested I was so scared oh I was just worried that I'd gotten something in my

worried that I'd gotten something in my hand or I'd done something you know I

hand or I'd done something you know I just got so so much fear you know but I

just got so so much fear you know but I remember getting tested I remember

remember getting tested I remember talking to Jerry oconnell one time do

talking to Jerry oconnell one time do you know who that is yeah the actor yeah

you know who that is yeah the actor yeah from um um Stand By Me yeah yeah really

from um um Stand By Me yeah yeah really awesome guy and he talked about living

awesome guy and he talked about living in New York city in in his building

in New York city in in his building during the AIDS epidemic and he said

during the AIDS epidemic and he said like half the people in his building

like half the people in his building died like half of his neighbors died

died like half of his neighbors died holy [ __ ] and he said it was just so

holy [ __ ] and he said it was just so wild when he was a kid like that these

wild when he was a kid like that these people he knew and they just started to

people he knew and they just started to disappear didn't you interview Robert

disappear didn't you interview Robert Kennedy Jr yeah yeah he's his voice is

Kennedy Jr yeah yeah he's his voice is getting better I just texted with him oh

getting better I just texted with him oh that's great yeah but his story about

that's great yeah but his story about Anthony fouchy that book which talks

Anthony fouchy that book which talks about why those people were dying cuz

about why those people were dying cuz they were all on a and a was that cancer

they were all on a and a was that cancer medication yeah yeah it was a

medication yeah yeah it was a chemotherapy medication they stopped

chemotherapy medication they stopped giving to people because it was killing

giving to people because it was killing them quicker than cancer was and they

them quicker than cancer was and they started giving it to people who had AIDS

started giving it to people who had AIDS and it was helping them no oh it wasn't

and it was helping them no oh it wasn't uh-uh it was killing them and they were

uh-uh it was killing them and they were giving it to people that had no symptoms

giving it to people that had no symptoms so they just tested HIV positive they'd

so they just tested HIV positive they'd give him a and it was just killing them

give him a and it was just killing them really cuz you used to hear a was what

really cuz you used to hear a was what cured HIV no no no no no no no act they

cured HIV no no no no no no no act they abandoned they abandoned because it was

abandoned they abandoned because it was too harsh but they but fouchy pushed it

too harsh but they but fouchy pushed it during the early days of the AIDS

during the early days of the AIDS pandemic the AIDS epidemic was rough man

pandemic the AIDS epidemic was rough man I mean obviously no one knew exactly

I mean obviously no one knew exactly what was going on you can't fault people

what was going on you can't fault people for trying different things out and

for trying different things out and trying different strategies out to

trying different strategies out to contain the virus but but according to

contain the virus but but according to Robert Kennedy Jr it's there's a lot

Robert Kennedy Jr it's there's a lot more to it than that yeah he's really uh

more to it than that yeah he's really uh interesting guy you know I know him just

interesting guy you know I know him just even as friends and um he's got some

even as friends and um he's got some fascinating stories even from growing up

fascinating stories even from growing up they used to take these like homing

they used to take these like homing pigeons and they would give them to the

pigeons and they would give them to the train conductor and have him take him

train conductor and have him take him like 100 miles or something him and his

like 100 miles or something him and his friend and the first whoever whoever's

friend and the first whoever whoever's got back first one so just like this

got back first one so just like this cool game they would play um isn't that

cool game they would play um isn't that wild that a pigeon can use the magnetic

wild that a pigeon can use the magnetic field the magnetic uh field rather of

field the magnetic uh field rather of the earth and they can they they track

the earth and they can they they track it like a GPS system straight back to

it like a GPS system straight back to you yeah and we have to pay a million

you yeah and we have to pay a million dollars to build something like that and

dollars to build something like that and God did it in a [ __ ] nothing well

God did it in a [ __ ] nothing well they think that people had some kind of

they think that people had some kind of ability

ability to to like know where they were and know

to to like know where they were and know where they were going we just lost it

where they were going we just lost it which makes sense to me because now that

which makes sense to me because now that I have navigation like even in Austin

I have navigation like even in Austin I've been in Austin for two years I

I've been in Austin for two years I barely know how to get around I know how

barely know how to get around I know how to get to work I know how to get to the

to get to work I know how to get to the clubs I know how to get to the

clubs I know how to get to the restaurants that I like other than that

restaurants that I like other than that I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm going

I don't know where the [ __ ] I'm going but when I lived in Massachusetts but

but when I lived in Massachusetts but back in the day when there was no

back in the day when there was no navigation I knew how to get everywhere

navigation I knew how to get everywhere I knew the 40 whatever the roads were I

I knew the 40 whatever the roads were I forget the roads but I don't think it's

forget the roads but I don't think it's good for us having navigation because

good for us having navigation because here's what I notice so I use navigation

here's what I notice so I use navigation right right so now I know the my

right right so now I know the my computer's tell me where to go so now my

computer's tell me where to go so now my brain is free to just think about

brain is free to just think about whatever and sometimes my brain will use

whatever and sometimes my brain will use that time to think about negative it

that time to think about negative it gets in up getting negative stuff

gets in up getting negative stuff whereas it used to be if my brain had a

whereas it used to be if my brain had a task and it was having to pay attention

task and it was having to pay attention to where I was going then it would I

to where I was going then it would I felt like it was better for my brain

felt like it was better for my brain because it was busy that's interesting

because it was busy that's interesting like your brain has to be busy with a

like your brain has to be busy with a task or it thinks negative I think well

task or it thinks negative I think well it's one of the things that I think

it's one of the things that I think these days it's like you know like a

these days it's like you know like a long time ago I think I wasn't alive but

long time ago I think I wasn't alive but like a long time ago I think that our

like a long time ago I think that our senses have to be in the world like yeah

senses have to be in the world like yeah we had to be aware if there were Lions

we had to be aware if there were Lions what the weather was going to be like

what the weather was going to be like where our kids were at our hip like

where our kids were at our hip like you're in the moment you're in the

you're in the moment you're in the moment you had to survive like you know

moment you had to survive like you know it was different and now since most of

it was different and now since most of our Comforts are met in America yeah I

our Comforts are met in America yeah I feel sometimes like um those senses

feel sometimes like um those senses didn't disappear I feel like they just

didn't disappear I feel like they just went inside of us right so now they're

went inside of us right so now they're hunting like any uncomfort that comes up

hunting like any uncomfort that comes up inside of us right so I think it's like

inside of us right so I think it's like why we have so much more mental health

why we have so much more mental health struggles because we're still like as

struggles because we're still like as alert as ever but the only fearful

alert as ever but the only fearful things are inside of us now for some

things are inside of us now for some reason for some people that makes sense

reason for some people that makes sense you know I I was listening to some guy

you know I I was listening to some guy talk about anxiety the other day one of

talk about anxiety the other day one of the things that he was talking about

the things that he was talking about with anxiety said it's basically

with anxiety said it's basically people's desire and ability to problem

people's desire and ability to problem solve for the future mhm so you start

solve for the future mhm so you start thinking about what may or may not

thinking about what may or may not happen in the future and you get anxiety

happen in the future and you get anxiety and in the past you had to dwell on

and in the past you had to dwell on exactly what was in front of you right

exactly what was in front of you right there and then like I'm hungry my

there and then like I'm hungry my children are hungry I got to find an

children are hungry I got to find an animal and kill it and figure out how to

animal and kill it and figure out how to cook it right and that was what people

cook it right and that was what people occupied their day with and then when

occupied their day with and then when all that's gone you could just go to

all that's gone you could just go to Donald's and feed yourself for three

Donald's and feed yourself for three bucks and you're sitting there fat and

bucks and you're sitting there fat and full and then you're just thinking you

full and then you're just thinking you start thinking about weird [ __ ] yeah

start thinking about weird [ __ ] yeah because your whatever your Natural

because your whatever your Natural Instincts they don't have any they're

Instincts they don't have any they're like what the [ __ ] do I do what is this

like what the [ __ ] do I do what is this like I need to still hunt something I

like I need to still hunt something I need to still kill something so they

need to still kill something so they start hunting you ooh they start hunting

start hunting you ooh they start hunting your fears start creating problems I'm

your fears start creating problems I'm sure yeah I think so well that's why I

sure yeah I think so well that's why I I'm a big advocate of working out really

I'm a big advocate of working out really hard dude it's ch bro it is I can't even

hard dude it's ch bro it is I can't even tell you I don't know how I forgot it

tell you I don't know how I forgot it mhm I mean I was a [ __ ] dude we used

mhm I mean I was a [ __ ] dude we used to you know good dude we used to [ __ ]

to you know good dude we used to [ __ ] go you know I remember driving to the

go you know I remember driving to the Taco Bell and [ __ ] doing steroids in

Taco Bell and [ __ ] doing steroids in the car bro we used to [ __ ] you know

the car bro we used to [ __ ] you know what I'm saying bro Taco Bell parking

what I'm saying bro Taco Bell parking lot dog I do 50 MLS just to [ __ ] put

lot dog I do 50 MLS just to [ __ ] put down oh to put down a [ __ ] Mexican

down oh to put down a [ __ ] Mexican pizza son Let's Go wow you're ready to

pizza son Let's Go wow you're ready to get jacked how big were you at one point

get jacked how big were you at one point in time um you any photos uh yeah I

in time um you any photos uh yeah I think there's some old images out there

think there's some old images out there Theo Jack maybe any posing photos um oh

Theo Jack maybe any posing photos um oh no nothing like that bro like them brown

no nothing like that bro like them brown sugar babies I didn't do all of that bro

sugar babies I didn't do all of that bro out there just black bodying a buddy of

out there just black bodying a buddy of mine sent me a buddy of mine that I used

mine sent me a buddy of mine that I used to compete with back in the day sent me

to compete with back in the day sent me some photos of me and him at the Bay

some photos of me and him at the Bay State games from

State games from 1986 oo the Bay State games that sounds

1986 oo the Bay State games that sounds yeah I'll send it to you Jamie um I was

yeah I'll send it to you Jamie um I was probably 202

probably 202 yeah jacked oh dude I was [ __ ] jacked

yeah jacked oh dude I was [ __ ] jacked I could [ __ ] chew on my traps really

I could [ __ ] chew on my traps really just reach over and take a bite damn oh

just reach over and take a bite damn oh [ __ ] goodness you miss those days um

[ __ ] goodness you miss those days um well I don't in some ways cuz I was

well I don't in some ways cuz I was doing you know I was doing some type of

doing you know I was doing some type of uh testosterone or something so you get

uh testosterone or something so you get a little bit jacked but then when you

a little bit jacked but then when you come off it it was a little tougher you

come off it it was a little tougher you know right you be depressed right so but

know right you be depressed right so but I I I I missed some of those days the

I I I I missed some of those days the the thing I realized I missed also was

the thing I realized I missed also was the camaraderie of just being in the gym

the camaraderie of just being in the gym and get but getting those Devils out

and get but getting those Devils out yeah and hanging out with other people

yeah and hanging out with other people that are doing the same thing you're

that are doing the same thing you're doing yeah and joking around you realize

doing yeah and joking around you realize oh I'm okay see that is from that's me

oh I'm okay see that is from that's me with the blue jacket on on the right

with the blue jacket on on the right yeah the far right damn

yeah the far right damn dog thank you very much that was Cutie

dog thank you very much that was Cutie that's my friend uh well go back to

that's my friend uh well go back to other P picture please that's my friend

other P picture please that's my friend Larry Jones to the right I've talked

Larry Jones to the right I've talked about him many times look how tall his

about him many times look how tall his legs are look at that guy Larry on the

legs are look at that guy Larry on the left to the to my right yeah he's to the

left to the to my right yeah he's to the left of me in the photograph we're

left of me in the photograph we're looking at it this way okay yeah but to

looking at it this way okay yeah but to my physical right oh we got them long he

my physical right oh we got them long he got look at his legs his legs go all the

got look at his legs his legs go all the way up to my tits and he's only like six

way up to my tits and he's only like six inches taller than me but his legs were

inches taller than me but his legs were way taller he had like extra foot long

way taller he had like extra foot long legs and then the dude next to him I

legs and then the dude next to him I forget his name the guy with the green

forget his name the guy with the green belt but the guy with the red belt

belt but the guy with the red belt that's my friend Tom he's the one who

that's my friend Tom he's the one who sent me the photo Tom Roga and he's guy

sent me the photo Tom Roga and he's guy with the mustache and next to him that's

with the mustache and next to him that's uh sidley and sidley and me and then

uh sidley and sidley and me and then junck I've talked about him many times

junck I've talked about him many times it's the guy that I've got got my left

it's the guy that I've got got my left arm on he's the guy that was in med

arm on he's the guy that was in med school while he was competing so this

school while he was competing so this guy was a national champion while he was

guy was a national champion while he was going through med school gang baby crazy

going through med school gang baby crazy most disciplined person I ever met in my

most disciplined person I ever met in my life really couldn't believe I I to this

life really couldn't believe I I to this day I think about him if I ever think

day I think about him if I ever think that I work hard that [ __ ] was

that I work hard that [ __ ] was always tired and won the National

always tired and won the National Championship wow always tired going to

Championship wow always tired going to med school always tired didn't give a

med school always tired didn't give a [ __ ] cuz worked he would be practicing

[ __ ] cuz worked he would be practicing you know like U going doing his studies

you know like U going doing his studies and then he would put all of his books

and then he would put all of his books in a backpack and run up and down the

in a backpack and run up and down the stairs and you show that other

stairs and you show that other photo and so this was like when I was I

photo and so this was like when I was I think this is 86 so I was 19 and what

think this is 86 so I was 19 and what would y'all do what kind of lunch would

would y'all do what kind of lunch would y'all eat so that is uh me waiting to

y'all eat so that is uh me waiting to compete I think probably this one Subway

compete I think probably this one Subway was big too I bet huh would youall have

was big too I bet huh would youall have a lot of Subway subs I don't know if

a lot of Subway subs I don't know if Subway was big back then I don't think

Subway was big back then I don't think it exist Ed damn did Jared didn't really

it exist Ed damn did Jared didn't really sink Subway you would think that that

sink Subway you would think that that Scandal would have sunk Subway wonder if

Scandal would have sunk Subway wonder if it took a it took a hit off their

it took a it took a hit off their business your spokes models out their

business your spokes models out their [ __ ] kids yeah that's a that's a I

[ __ ] kids yeah that's a that's a I don't know I don't know if that I get I

don't know I don't know if that I get I don't know if that will sync a business

don't know if that will sync a business I guess it depends on what it

I guess it depends on what it is yeah it depends on the business we

is yeah it depends on the business we just went to Jimmy John's Summer Camp

just went to Jimmy John's Summer Camp the other day oh yeah yeah he does a

the other day oh yeah yeah he does a summer camp for his friends and family I

summer camp for his friends and family I met Jimmy John yeah he's friends with

met Jimmy John yeah he's friends with Kid Rock yeah he's friends with Bob

Kid Rock yeah he's friends with Bob have you met him with Bob yeah you call

have you met him with Bob yeah you call him Kid Rock Bob yeah do we yeah he he

him Kid Rock Bob yeah do we yeah he he has a dinner table at his house now it

has a dinner table at his house now it like spin he has his new house got built

like spin he has his new house got built or whatever and it's like um the White

or whatever and it's like um the White House it's insane bro it's a replica is

House it's insane bro it's a replica is a White House yeah I talked about it he

a White House yeah I talked about it he took me for a tour it's the wildest [ __ ]

took me for a tour it's the wildest [ __ ] ever bro yeah they have how about that

ever bro yeah they have how about that gold elevator in the middle of the house

gold elevator in the middle of the house there's a gold bathroom all gold yes all

there's a gold bathroom all gold yes all gold the gold shower it's a golden

gold the gold shower it's a golden shower he goes get it and I was like I

shower he goes get it and I was like I get it like nobody but nobody [ __ ]

get it like nobody but nobody [ __ ] has that kind of money and has that kind

has that kind of money and has that kind of sensibility to do that only Kid Rock

of sensibility to do that only Kid Rock would make that house it's a

would make that house it's a 27,000 foot house with two bedrooms yeah

27,000 foot house with two bedrooms yeah yeah it's crazy man it's it's lit does

yeah it's crazy man it's it's lit does he have any photos of it online it's the

he have any photos of it online it's the craziest [ __ ] house I've ever seen in

craziest [ __ ] house I've ever seen in my life I have a good he he has his

my life I have a good he he has his dining table upstairs and it's it is

dining table upstairs and it's it is it's beautiful and it's

it's beautiful and it's like it spins on a big circle so you can

like it spins on a big circle so you can pass by The View like when you go in

pass by The View like when you go in circles so you keep passing about a view

circles so you keep passing about a view you know it's really um it's nice it's

you know it's really um it's nice it's cool oh so the the actual floor

cool oh so the the actual floor spins so it's like one of those

spins so it's like one of those restaurants at the top of a building

restaurants at the top of a building remember they used to have those those

remember they used to have those those things that never panned out they never

things that never panned out they never panned out nobody wanted to just spin

panned out nobody wanted to just spin around while they're eating dinner you

around while they're eating dinner you get sick yeah you go to the bathroom you

get sick yeah you go to the bathroom you come back you don't know who the [ __ ]

come back you don't know who the [ __ ] you are anymore where's my [ __ ] table

you are anymore where's my [ __ ] table I can't find my

I can't find my family every kid's just missing up there

family every kid's just missing up there yeah that was like one of those

yeah that was like one of those Novelties that didn't really work work

Novelties that didn't really work work out that people were really into that

out that people were really into that for a while though yeah people were man

for a while though yeah people were man they had won in New Orleans for a while

they had won in New Orleans for a while but yeah Bob's got a nice it's really

but yeah Bob's got a nice it's really set up over there but yeah we went to

set up over there but yeah we went to Jimmy John summer camp that was fun got

Jimmy John summer camp that was fun got some fishing yeah and um caught some

some fishing yeah and um caught some different types of fish um got to go

different types of fish um got to go fishing with Emerald you know the chef

fishing with Emerald you know the chef Emerald oh really he's from Boston yeah

Emerald oh really he's from Boston yeah that guy Emerald what is his last name

that guy Emerald what is his last name he used to have a TV show for a while

he used to have a TV show for a while legasi yeah yeah he had a TV show for a

legasi yeah yeah he had a TV show for a while remember oh yeah say bam all the

while remember oh yeah say bam all the time that was his thing bam yeah d a

time that was his thing bam yeah d a catchphrase we caught a fish with him I

catchphrase we caught a fish with him I put it up on my Ig uh well we caught i c

put it up on my Ig uh well we caught i c we went out there CAU some fish but that

we went out there CAU some fish but that was really fun who was the first

was really fun who was the first celebrity chef was it Julia

celebrity chef was it Julia Child probably somebody in the Bible huh

Child probably somebody in the Bible huh right but like uh F in terms of like uh

right but like uh F in terms of like uh television like she was like probably

television like she was like probably the

the first was a lovely lovely s Flame

first was a lovely lovely s Flame remember you remember Julia Child nuh-uh

remember you remember Julia Child nuh-uh man she L cooking on

man she L cooking on television she comes up when I type in

television she comes up when I type in who first celebrity chef I remember um

who first celebrity chef I remember um Tracy Ol Man remember her she was a

Tracy Ol Man remember her she was a comedian yeah it wasn't a chef but it

comedian yeah it wasn't a chef but it was like the first woman that I heard on

was like the first woman that I heard on TV what about uh I Love Lucy oh no I

TV what about uh I Love Lucy oh no I didn't know her I mean I seen

didn't know her I mean I seen Clips she was hot I thought huh you like

Clips she was hot I thought huh you like Tracy Alman or I Love Lucy I Love Lucy

Tracy Alman or I Love Lucy I Love Lucy yeah back in the day she was hot and

yeah back in the day she was hot and funny yeah so was Mary Mary Tyler Moore

funny yeah so was Mary Mary Tyler Moore remember her I remember I heard about

remember her I remember I heard about her yeah when I was a kid we used to

her yeah when I was a kid we used to watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show she

watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show she worked in a newsroom it was weird

worked in a newsroom it was weird because there was a show like she had a

because there was a show like she had a boss uhhuh that was Ed Asner was her

boss uhhuh that was Ed Asner was her boss I forget what his name was on the

boss I forget what his name was on the show Ed but then they did another show

show Ed but then they did another show with him where it was a serious show

with him where it was a serious show okay so went from him being her boss on

okay so went from him being her boss on a sitcom to him playing the same guy gu

a sitcom to him playing the same guy gu without Mary Tyler Moore and it wasn't

without Mary Tyler Moore and it wasn't funny at all it was two different shows

funny at all it was two different shows it was a drama oh that's crazy it was

it was a drama oh that's crazy it was like Lou something or another what was

like Lou something or another what was his [ __ ] Grant Lou Grant but he

his [ __ ] Grant Lou Grant but he played the same character yeah oh that's

played the same character yeah oh that's weird well NZ nuz just wasn't just weird

weird well NZ nuz just wasn't just weird it was like they completely flipped it

it was like they completely flipped it on its head because it wasn't funny

on its head because it wasn't funny right so on Mary Tyler Moore it was a

right so on Mary Tyler Moore it was a comedy yeah Mary worked in The Newsroom

comedy yeah Mary worked in The Newsroom and Lou Grant was the boss and there was

and Lou Grant was the boss and there was all these dilemas like what do I do you

all these dilemas like what do I do you know and then Lou Grant does a show but

know and then Lou Grant does a show but it's serious yeah it's like what are you

it's serious yeah it's like what are you doing and they didn't know yeah it's

doing and they didn't know yeah it's like as if Archie Bunker left the family

like as if Archie Bunker left the family All in the Family and and all of a

All in the Family and and all of a sudden he's a serious guy right like

sudden he's a serious guy right like without the family to joke around with

without the family to joke around with with without his [ __ ] racist jokes

with without his [ __ ] racist jokes but he's still the same guy he's still

but he's still the same guy he's still the same guy same character yeah not

the same guy same character yeah not funny anymore right like if Archie

funny anymore right like if Archie Bunker were on In the Heat of the Night

Bunker were on In the Heat of the Night right and you were like he's just like

right and you were like he's just like what instead of what his name name oh

what instead of what his name name oh Carol Conor Carol Conor yeah well that

Carol Conor Carol Conor yeah well that was the same guy though right same guy

was the same guy though right same guy yeah yeah but a different like people

yeah yeah but a different like people didn't want that show though I loved

didn't want that show though I loved Carol Conor yeah but nobody wanted that

Carol Conor yeah but nobody wanted that Heat of the Night Show get out of here

Heat of the Night Show get out of here where's the [ __ ] Archie Bunker but by

where's the [ __ ] Archie Bunker but by the time the 80s rolled around you

the time the 80s rolled around you couldn't do that character anymore oh

couldn't do that character anymore oh the Archie Bunker character yeah like

the Archie Bunker character yeah like that was 1970 show that was back in the

that was 1970 show that was back in the day when red fox had sordan son like you

day when red fox had sordan son like you could have wild [ __ ] you could say wild

could have wild [ __ ] you could say wild [ __ ] on TV still do you think that kind

[ __ ] on TV still do you think that kind of stuff will come back though it'll

of stuff will come back though it'll come back on YouTube like that's kind of

come back on YouTube like that's kind of what Gilli and kees are doing you know

what Gilli and kees are doing you know like Shane Gillis he's those sketches

like Shane Gillis he's those sketches are wild them amazing them guys amazing

are wild them amazing them guys amazing he's so funny man and his standup is so

he's so funny man and his standup is so [ __ ] funny yeah like when I see guys

[ __ ] funny yeah like when I see guys like him coming up it gives me a lot of

like him coming up it gives me a lot of Hope a lot of Hope because people still

Hope a lot of Hope because people still want to see that kind of Comedy they

want to see that kind of Comedy they still want to see Wild comedy and he's a

still want to see Wild comedy and he's a great guy too great great [ __ ] guy

great guy too great great [ __ ] guy yeah Shane's great to vrm man I like

yeah Shane's great to vrm man I like being around him he really just he's fun

being around him he really just he's fun people like him he's kind of like uh

people like him he's kind of like uh tall and kind of chubby you know so it's

tall and kind of chubby you know so it's just a cool you don't see that very

just a cool you don't see that very often getting jacked he's been working

often getting jacked he's been working out a lot is he really yeah yeah he's

out a lot is he really yeah yeah he's working out like crazy wow for what just

working out like crazy wow for what just for to get healthy again oh dang he

for to get healthy again oh dang he still drinks so much though yeah he's

still drinks so much though yeah he's good at it i' never seen anybody better

good at it i' never seen anybody better he yeah he's such a uh I don't know he

he yeah he's such a uh I don't know he reminds me of like I guess a character

reminds me of like I guess a character that I knew growing up or something

that I knew growing up or something doesn't seem like a real person if you

doesn't seem like a real person if you see the numbers that he puts down we do

see the numbers that he puts down we do podcast together we have this thing

podcast together we have this thing protect our Parks we do it it's Ari

protect our Parks we do it it's Ari shafir Shane and Mark Norman and we get

shafir Shane and Mark Norman and we get Blitz greed we just get super high and

Blitz greed we just get super high and talk crazy [ __ ] and uh Ari tried to

talk crazy [ __ ] and uh Ari tried to compete beer for beer with Shane and and

compete beer for beer with Shane and and Shane put him on the map oh Shane was

Shane put him on the map oh Shane was still talking and coherent 16 17 beers

still talking and coherent 16 17 beers in and Ari was throwing up in a in a a

in and Ari was throwing up in a in a a Shane will start a [ __ ] family on a

Shane will start a [ __ ] family on a case of beer dude he just got that

case of beer dude he just got that I don't understand how he does it but we

I don't understand how he does it but we had a cooler and AR's throwing up in the

had a cooler and AR's throwing up in the cooler he's lying down he fell asleep on

cooler he's lying down he fell asleep on the floor of the the podcast Studio we

the floor of the the podcast Studio we left him here and I told Jeff I'm like

left him here and I told Jeff I'm like you got to check in on him every couple

you got to check in on him every couple minutes just to make sure he's not dead

minutes just to make sure he's not dead yeah he swallows his own tongue or

yeah he swallows his own tongue or something oh that' be the worst huh yeah

something oh that' be the worst huh yeah I wouldn't want him to die no not like

I wouldn't want him to die no not like that no I wouldn't want him to die

that no I wouldn't want him to die either man and I think that uh Shane is

either man and I think that uh Shane is like yeah Shane my ke could start a

like yeah Shane my ke could start a family oh there you go look at him

family oh there you go look at him blacked out angry look at his face I

blacked out angry look at his face I can't believe he's upset I can't believe

can't believe he's upset I can't believe and look at his pills next to him in

and look at his pills next to him in that thing um is that pills what is that

that thing um is that pills what is that I mean I'm and I shouldn't have said

I mean I'm and I shouldn't have said that we don't know it's pills but it's

that we don't know it's pills but it's what is that thing it's like a hangover

what is that thing it's like a hangover medication type thing you put in

medication type thing you put in effervescent oh came prepared huh yeah

effervescent oh came prepared huh yeah yeah they're already drinking it he's

yeah they're already drinking it he's cheating dude he usada checking bro that

cheating dude he usada checking bro that [ __ ] cheating look at this look at

[ __ ] cheating look at this look at this stack of empties next to Shane wow

this stack of empties next to Shane wow I mean how does he do that and not piss

I mean how does he do that and not piss I mean he's a big big guy on top of that

I mean he's a big big guy on top of that do you what if you don't piss what

do you what if you don't piss what happens to you you die wow yeah um one

happens to you you die wow yeah um one of to die man one of D my rarest buddies

of to die man one of D my rarest buddies held his piss too much and wound up

held his piss too much and wound up having to get a

having to get a catheter he like ruptured his bladder he

catheter he like ruptured his bladder he did something really [ __ ] up do you

did something really [ __ ] up do you ever wake up in the middle of the night

ever wake up in the middle of the night you got to pee right you're a regular

you got to pee right you're a regular guy you got to pee right yeah um and you

guy you got to pee right yeah um and you just say you know what I'm going to this

just say you know what I'm going to this isn't enough pee inside of me I'm going

isn't enough pee inside of me I'm going to go back to sleep I'm going ride the

to go back to sleep I'm going ride the bag a little I just get up

bag a little I just get up every time every time oh man that's I

every time every time oh man that's I don't think you should do that all the

don't think you should do that all the time why sometime you got to [ __ ]

time why sometime you got to [ __ ] ride that bag homie no then you won't

ride that bag homie no then you won't sleep good I need sleep takes me 30

sleep good I need sleep takes me 30 seconds to piss I get up I'll piss go

seconds to piss I get up I'll piss go right back to

right back to sleep can you go right back to sleep

sleep can you go right back to sleep like a brick do you sleep on your back

like a brick do you sleep on your back no my wife elbows me oh yeah CU I snore

no my wife elbows me oh yeah CU I snore oh yeah if I sleep on my back I'm making

oh yeah if I sleep on my back I'm making some noise I got to sleep on my side

some noise I got to sleep on my side yeah wh was more ways to

yeah wh was more ways to sleep you know well how would you like

sleep you know well how would you like to do it I don't know just different I

to do it I don't know just different I just wish you could do it in different

just wish you could do it in different forms like you could do it sitting up

forms like you could do it sitting up you could do it just leaning against

you could do it just leaning against something you could do it upside down I

something you could do it upside down I think because then you would be able to

think because then you would be able to like kind of do more things with your

like kind of do more things with your body to get the blood in different parts

body to get the blood in different parts you know you imagine if you didn't have

you know you imagine if you didn't have to sleep if there was a pill that they

to sleep if there was a pill that they could give you that would eliminate your

could give you that would eliminate your need for sleep you would have eight

need for sleep you would have eight whole more hours to do whatever you want

whole more hours to do whatever you want during the day like imagine if you

during the day like imagine if you didn't get tired like that that I don't

didn't get tired like that that I don't want that you don't want that no because

want that you don't want that no because what I'm going to end up doing is I'm

what I'm going to end up doing is I'm going to end up

going to end up doing there's no way if I had eight more

doing there's no way if I had eight more hours I wouldn't cheat on my wife I

hours I wouldn't cheat on my wife I don't have a wife but if you gave me

don't have a wife but if you gave me eight more hours in a day dude that

eight more hours in a day dude that would be it it would be [ __ ] it's so

would be it it would be [ __ ] it's so hard for a guy to get through 16 without

hard for a guy to get through 16 without [ __ ] like doing an eightball or

[ __ ] like doing an eightball or [ __ ] running around on his leg

[ __ ] running around on his leg shoting cops you give him eight more

shoting cops you give him eight more hours eight more hours you going to get

hours eight more hours you going to get in the

in the shootout bro half the dudes are going to

shootout bro half the dudes are going to check

check out we can't handle it it's already too

out we can't handle it it's already too hard man yeah armed robbery you got to

hard man yeah armed robbery you got to do something dude isn't it weird how

do something dude isn't it weird how guys like if you look at some of these

guys like if you look at some of these guys like Elon Musk Facebook uh what's

guys like Elon Musk Facebook uh what's his name Mark Zuckerberg yeah and then

his name Mark Zuckerberg yeah and then the other guy um they look like aliens

the other guy um they look like aliens bro their body's white they're really

bro their body's white they're really cuz they work all day right if you look

cuz they work all day right if you look at Elon when he was out on that yacht

at Elon when he was out on that yacht those photos they that [ __ ]

those photos they that [ __ ] looks like he hasn't seen the sunlight

looks like he hasn't seen the sunlight in years years like his body has not

in years years like his body has not been exposed to Sun like you can't fake

been exposed to Sun like you can't fake that that whiteness that's a wild

that that whiteness that's a wild whiteness well that's what I'm saying

whiteness well that's what I'm saying it's a it's a it's an it's almost an

it's a it's a it's an it's almost an extraterrestrial whiteness it's the

extraterrestrial whiteness it's the whiteness you see when you see an alien

whiteness you see when you see an alien it's paper that's what I'm telling you

it's paper that's what I'm telling you is that these guys

is that these guys are you know I believe that autism is

are you know I believe that autism is like kind of the next there's there's

like kind of the next there's there's kind of a space where there there is

kind of a space where there there is like man and machine and that's a lot of

like man and machine and that's a lot of autism a lot of autism you see these

autism a lot of autism you see these guys who they do the calculations and

guys who they do the calculations and they'll be able to you know figure

they'll be able to you know figure things out they're almost a little bit

things out they're almost a little bit more of a computer than a person or

more of a computer than a person or they're somewhere in the middle kind of

they're somewhere in the middle kind of like they're more advanced than us yeah

like they're more advanced than us yeah they're eliminating the emotions that

they're eliminating the emotions that hold people back that's what they're

hold people back that's what they're doing yeah and so when you get that uh

doing yeah and so when you get that uh and you get some of these guys that are

and you get some of these guys that are like that I think that's kind of the

like that I think that's kind of the next Evolution and that's closer really

next Evolution and that's closer really to aliens man

to aliens man yeah when you see aliens they're not

yeah when you see aliens they're not like oh [ __ ] man been a long day

like oh [ __ ] man been a long day scratching their balls yeah that's a

scratching their balls yeah that's a that's an interesting thing that I

that's an interesting thing that I thought is that maybe that's like the

thought is that maybe that's like the next level of evolution is that like

next level of evolution is that like there's more of a separation between

there's more of a separation between emotional anxiety and all the thing and

emotional anxiety and all the thing and instead concentrating on

instead concentrating on calculations numbers and accomplishments

calculations numbers and accomplishments I mean just think about all the

I mean just think about all the different things that Elon does

different things that Elon does simultaneous

simultaneous that's what's Wild like that doesn't

that's what's Wild like that doesn't seem like a normal human being would

seem like a normal human being would have the capacity to develop Rockets

have the capacity to develop Rockets while he's developing electric cars

while he's developing electric cars while he's developing neuralink which is

while he's developing neuralink which is like a a human computer brain interface

like a a human computer brain interface while he's developing the boring company

while he's developing the boring company where he's trying to solve traffic

where he's trying to solve traffic problems Wally's in the Mediterranean

problems Wally's in the Mediterranean yeah with a shirt off looking like a

yeah with a shirt off looking like a sheet risking it all going crazy out

sheet risking it all going crazy out there for one minute in the Sun at that

there for one minute in the Sun at that level you see there there's a story that

level you see there there's a story that came out that said that like he didn't

came out that said that like he didn't he's not friends with the guy from

he's not friends with the guy from Google anymore cuz he had an affair with

Google anymore cuz he had an affair with his wife oh that's crazy and then he

his wife oh that's crazy and then he just tweeted he goes this [ __ ]

just tweeted he goes this [ __ ] totally [ __ ] he goes I am friends

totally [ __ ] he goes I am friends with the guy I was just hanging out with

with the guy I was just hanging out with him last night and he's like uh I've

him last night and he's like uh I've only seen his wife with other people

only seen his wife with other people around like two or three times ever oh

around like two or three times ever oh it's all fiction yeah he goes I haven't

it's all fiction yeah he goes I haven't seen her in years oh that's fiction like

seen her in years oh that's fiction like he he tweeted about it he's like this is

he he tweeted about it he's like this is just a lie like they just make up lies

just a lie like they just make up lies like people just make up [ __ ] about him

like people just make up [ __ ] about him imagine if you just made [ __ ] up about

imagine if you just made [ __ ] up about you and then printed it in the [ __ ]

you and then printed it in the [ __ ] what was it in was it in the wash was in

what was it in was it in the wash was in was the Wall Street Journal Wall Street

was the Wall Street Journal Wall Street Journal but isn't I mean now it's like

Journal but isn't I mean now it's like there's Bots making stories so soon I

there's Bots making stories so soon I feel like there's going to be a story

feel like there's going to be a story for everything that's going to be out

for everything that's going to be out there and people are just going to be C

there and people are just going to be C it's like there's no is there even any

it's like there's no is there even any real you know what recourse do you even

real you know what recourse do you even have these days well he could sue he

have these days well he could sue he could definitely sue a story like that

could definitely sue a story like that is defamatory but all they have to do is

is defamatory but all they have to do is say that they have a

say that they have a source but I mean you got to check with

source but I mean you got to check with him I think before you print something

him I think before you print something like that but the thing is like the

like that but the thing is like the concern is that what th those stories do

concern is that what th those stories do like I think he made some sort of

like I think he made some sort of reference to short sellers okay so like

reference to short sellers okay so like someone who's like shorting the stock

someone who's like shorting the stock yeah so you could you could say you

yeah so you could you could say you could make an argument that uh if the

could make an argument that uh if the stock

stock crashes that uh you could make a lot of

crashes that uh you could make a lot of money on that and if you made a story

money on that and if you made a story that made Elon look like he's out of

that made Elon look like he's out of control control he's losing his mind

control control he's losing his mind people go oh boy I'm going to get rid of

people go oh boy I'm going to get rid of my stock cuz this CEO was out of his

my stock cuz this CEO was out of his [ __ ] mind and then you're shorting

[ __ ] mind and then you're shorting the stock and so then the stock crashes

the stock and so then the stock crashes and then the people that shorted the

and then the people that shorted the stock wind up making a shitload of money

stock wind up making a shitload of money like you could make an argument that

like you could make an argument that someone would write I'm not saying they

someone would write I'm not saying they did but someone would write a defamatory

did but someone would write a defamatory story just so that they could profit

story just so that they could profit right you could do that today oh if I'm

right you could do that today oh if I'm a smart B if I'm running a business and

a smart B if I'm running a business and I having access to somebody who has like

I having access to somebody who has like a PR arm I would do that kind of stuff I

a PR arm I would do that kind of stuff I feel like a lot of stuff is all kind of

feel like a lot of stuff is all kind of sneakily tied in you know you don't

sneakily tied in you know you don't really realize it oh yeah for sure that

really realize it oh yeah for sure that was one of the things that came out

was one of the things that came out about Bill Gates that Bill Gates had

about Bill Gates that Bill Gates had heavily invested in some fund and this

heavily invested in some fund and this fund had been attacking Elon because he

fund had been attacking Elon because he has a short position on Tesla stock

has a short position on Tesla stock because like Elon had a conversation

because like Elon had a conversation with Bill Gates it was a public thing

with Bill Gates it was a public thing because uh Bill Gates asked him to

because uh Bill Gates asked him to invest in one of his um one of his

invest in one of his um one of his philanthropy

philanthropy the word came out wrong philanthropic um

the word came out wrong philanthropic um adventures and uh Elon mus asked him do

adventures and uh Elon mus asked him do you still have a short position on Tesla

you still have a short position on Tesla okay and it's like Tesla St he shorted

okay and it's like Tesla St he shorted like a billion dollars like oh damn yeah

like a billion dollars like oh damn yeah it's like a big position he said yeah I

it's like a big position he said yeah I do what does that have to do with

do what does that have to do with anything he's like [ __ ] off yeah not

anything he's like [ __ ] off yeah not interested bro you're betting on me to

interested bro you're betting on me to lose get out of here pal did you want

lose get out of here pal did you want him to buy Twitter I wish he would buy

him to buy Twitter I wish he would buy it and shut it down he might still buy

it and shut it down he might still buy it this whole thing thing that's going

it this whole thing thing that's going on right now this is like in my opinion

on right now this is like in my opinion this is a way for us to find out exactly

this is a way for us to find out exactly how many Bots are on Twitter and this is

how many Bots are on Twitter and this is the best way because if he just bought

the best way because if he just bought it then he would have to find out right

it then he would have to find out right he'd have to do some sort of internal

he'd have to do some sort of internal examination but they claim that Twitter

examination but they claim that Twitter only has 5% Bots he thinks it's far more

only has 5% Bots he thinks it's far more than 5% and he thinks that the way they

than 5% and he thinks that the way they determined 5% is not adequate they I I

determined 5% is not adequate they I I forget exactly what they did it was

forget exactly what they did it was something like they took a random 100

something like they took a random 100 accounts out of that 100 accounts five

accounts out of that 100 accounts five of them were [ __ ] so they figured

of them were [ __ ] so they figured well that's probably 5% and he's like

well that's probably 5% and he's like that's not how you do it like you need

that's not how you do it like you need like a really comprehensive way of

like a really comprehensive way of examining all of the different people

examining all of the different people that may or may not be

that may or may not be Bots but the thing is like are they Bots

Bots but the thing is like are they Bots or are they on a troll Farm like if it's

or are they on a troll Farm like if it's in a troll Farm how do you even know if

in a troll Farm how do you even know if they're Bots like how do you how do you

they're Bots like how do you how do you know if they're being paid to say what

know if they're being paid to say what they're saying a lot of them are trying

they're saying a lot of them are trying to [ __ ] usually a lot of the chick ones

to [ __ ] usually a lot of the chick ones you know are it's like sex look at this

you know are it's like sex look at this or something you now when it's sex right

or something you now when it's sex right but they're not really trying to [ __ ]

but they're not really trying to [ __ ] they're trying to [ __ ] you out of your

they're trying to [ __ ] you out of your money they're trying to get your dumb

money they're trying to get your dumb ass to give them a credit card yeah like

ass to give them a credit card yeah like I'm having a hard time my transmission

I'm having a hard time my transmission broke and you're like oh baby I could

broke and you're like oh baby I could take care of that that's crazy huh that

take care of that that's crazy huh that ain't

ain't nothing transmission I only about 900

nothing transmission I only about 900 bucks I got you mail him a wrench yeah

bucks I got you mail him a wrench yeah exactly uh what about um but do you

exactly uh what about um but do you think um I wish he what if he bought it

think um I wish he what if he bought it and then shut it down why would he do

and then shut it down why would he do that because then it's dead yeah but

that because then it's dead yeah but then he loses $44 billion you're a

then he loses $44 billion you're a terrible businessman but we don't have

terrible businessman but we don't have to [ __ ] deal with Twitter anymore

to [ __ ] deal with Twitter anymore what about him he's out 44 billion you

what about him he's out 44 billion you know how hard it is to make 44 billion

know how hard it is to make 44 billion you would just give it away to kill

you would just give it away to kill Twitter and then they would they would

Twitter and then they would they would just make twatter and then everybody

just make twatter and then everybody would hop on board with twatter because

would hop on board with twatter because Twitter's not around anymore yeah the

Twitter's not around anymore yeah the same people would run it listen if they

same people would run it listen if they kill Twitter those same social justice

kill Twitter those same social justice Warrior Executives they'll get some

Warrior Executives they'll get some [ __ ] venture capitalist to fund some

[ __ ] venture capitalist to fund some new thing and they'll have some you know

new thing and they'll have some you know comprehensive inclusive you know new

comprehensive inclusive you know new kind of social media platform where

kind of social media platform where everybody's special yeah I guess I

everybody's special yeah I guess I wanted it to be shut down but I guess

wanted it to be shut down but I guess yes somebody would just make a new one

yes somebody would just make a new one did you see that Reddit banned the use

did you see that Reddit banned the use of the word gromor I looked into that a

of the word gromor I looked into that a little bit that's that is what they were

little bit that's that is what they were saying but that's not quite what

saying but that's not quite what happened from what I was reading okay

happened from what I was reading okay what did what did what did you read uh

what did what did what did you read uh that the the screenshot that that I've

that the the screenshot that that I've read on a few pages was from a subreddit

read on a few pages was from a subreddit and the subreddit claimed that admins

and the subreddit claimed that admins told them they couldn't do that stuff

told them they couldn't do that stuff anymore and they had to police their

anymore and they had to police their subreddit harder using those terms

subreddit harder using those terms groomer is there a lot of people

groomer is there a lot of people grooming out there do you is that kind

grooming out there do you is that kind of stuff growing you think well the

of stuff growing you think well the problem is people are using it as an

problem is people are using it as an anti-

anti- LBGTQ term they're they're talking about

LBGTQ term they're they're talking about groomers as is someone trying to groom

groomers as is someone trying to groom young kids and either make them gay or

young kids and either make them gay or trans the problem with eliminating the

trans the problem with eliminating the term groomer is

term groomer is what about some grown man who's grooming

what about some grown man who's grooming young girls and trying to [ __ ] them cuz

young girls and trying to [ __ ] them cuz that's real like that's a real thing I

that's real like that's a real thing I mean there there have been many young

mean there there have been many young girls that have fallen victim to older

girls that have fallen victim to older men who come along and find some

men who come along and find some 14-year-old girl and get close to her

14-year-old girl and get close to her and then wind up grooming her they got

and then wind up grooming her they got to stop it it's but it's a thing like

to stop it it's but it's a thing like grooming is a thing and I understand

grooming is a thing and I understand that like it makes people uncomfortable

that like it makes people uncomfortable that people connect it to LBGTQ people

that people connect it to LBGTQ people and you know a lot of it is like Tik Tok

and you know a lot of it is like Tik Tok cuz people are seeing these people on

cuz people are seeing these people on Tik Tok with blue hair screaming all

Tik Tok with blue hair screaming all your children are going to be trans and

your children are going to be trans and they freak out and they're like we got

they freak out and they're like we got to stop these groomers they're grooming

to stop these groomers they're grooming our kids it's like but how many [ __ ]

our kids it's like but how many [ __ ] of them are there like and how much of

of them are there like and how much of this is just magnified by social media

this is just magnified by social media right and how much of it is magnified by

right and how much of it is magnified by groups like Tik Tok which you know are

groups like Tik Tok which you know are oh my God I read Tik tok's terms of

oh my God I read Tik tok's terms of service I went down to Tik tock Rabbit

service I went down to Tik tock Rabbit Hole yesterday yeah it's good I stayed

Hole yesterday yeah it's good I stayed home smoked a little weed and I started

home smoked a little weed and I started reading up on Tik Tok yeah oh my God I'm

reading up on Tik Tok yeah oh my God I'm going to read you this cuz this is so

going to read you this cuz this is so crazy is it good or bad bad it's so what

crazy is it good or bad bad it's so what are you saying it's a bad place to be

are you saying it's a bad place to be listen to this this is uh from Tik tok's

listen to this this is uh from Tik tok's privacy policy all right it said uh we

collect certain information about the device you use to access the platform

device you use to access the platform such as your IP address um user region

such as your IP address um user region this is this is really crazy uh user

this is this is really crazy uh user agent mobile carrier time zone settings

agent mobile carrier time zone settings I identifiers for advertising purpose

I identifiers for advertising purpose model of your device the device system

model of your device the device system network type device IDs your screen

network type device IDs your screen resolution and operating system app and

resolution and operating system app and file names and types so all your apps

file names and types so all your apps and all your file names all the things

and all your file names all the things you have filed away on your phone they

you have filed away on your phone they have access to that file names and types

have access to that file names and types keystroke patterns or rhythms so they're

keystroke patterns or rhythms so they're monitoring your keystrokes which means

monitoring your keystrokes which means they know every [ __ ] thing you type

they know every [ __ ] thing you type battery state uh audio settings and

battery state uh audio settings and connected audio devices where you log in

connected audio devices where you log in from multiple devices you will be able

from multiple devices you will be able to use your profile information to

to use your profile information to identify your activity across devices we

identify your activity across devices we may also associate you with information

may also associate you with information collected from devices other than those

collected from devices other than those you need you use to log into the

you need you use to log into the platform meaning they can use other

platform meaning they can use other computers that you're not even using to

computers that you're not even using to log into Tik Tok they can suck the data

log into Tik Tok they can suck the data off that that's what you're agreeing to

off that that's what you're agreeing to when you download and start using Tik

when you download and start using Tik Tok do that's wild it's insane my

Tok do that's wild it's insane my question would be do you think they did

question would be do you think they did that they created Tik Tok just on

that they created Tik Tok just on purpose to have all that 100% wow I

purpose to have all that 100% wow I think they saw that people are addicted

think they saw that people are addicted to social media and they came up with

to social media and they came up with the most addictive version of social

the most addictive version of social media which is Tik Tok it's the most

media which is Tik Tok it's the most addictive by far it's the best for

addictive by far it's the best for sucking people in my my kids are [ __ ]

sucking people in my my kids are [ __ ] hookline Sinker on that [ __ ] and I know

hookline Sinker on that [ __ ] and I know a lot of other people are Hook Line

a lot of other people are Hook Line Sinker to grown people it's good it's

Sinker to grown people it's good it's good and it starts playing things

good and it starts playing things immediately the moment you turn it on

immediately the moment you turn it on it's like playing you a new thing

it's like playing you a new thing playing you you're like you just sucked

playing you you're like you just sucked into it and all the while it's

into it and all the while it's monitoring your keystrokes your audio

monitoring your keystrokes your audio settings but by audio settings that

settings but by audio settings that means it has access to your microphone

means it has access to your microphone that means it's listening to you right

that means it's listening to you right just tell me how it ends it ends with

just tell me how it ends it ends with China having all of your data and if

China having all of your data and if they develop

they develop then what well you're [ __ ] because if

then what well you're [ __ ] because if they look what's going on in China I

they look what's going on in China I don't know if You' seen this but they

don't know if You' seen this but they they pulled tanks in front of banks to

they pulled tanks in front of banks to stop people from [ __ ] rioting because

stop people from [ __ ] rioting because they just took all their money did you

they just took all their money did you see all that yeah did you see that [ __ ]

see all that yeah did you see that [ __ ] no oh my God they have uh shut down

no oh my God they have uh shut down people's accounts and they're doing a a

people's accounts and they're doing a a social credit score system in China and

social credit score system in China and they have digital currency video video

they have digital currency video video of Tanks shows Chinese military exercise

of Tanks shows Chinese military exercise not Bank barricade yeah according to

not Bank barricade yeah according to China and the AP but if you see what

China and the AP but if you see what what's going on over there with the

what's going on over there with the digital currency what they have is the

digital currency what they have is the ability to tell you you can't buy gas

ability to tell you you can't buy gas like hey Theo we don't like the way

like hey Theo we don't like the way you're living your life so you're not

you're living your life so you're not going to be able to buy a plane ticket

going to be able to buy a plane ticket China's a dump

China's a dump man I mean there's cool people and I

man I mean there's cool people and I like some of the food but I think that I

like some of the food but I think that I think it just I don't know I don't like

think it just I don't know I don't like the way they're doing it all what any

the way they're doing it all what any military exercise they're doing they're

military exercise they're doing they're putting tanks in front of a bank is

putting tanks in front of a bank is intimidation at the very least do you

intimidation at the very least do you think the people there even know what

think the people there even know what freedom is anymore you think they're

freedom is anymore you think they're just so brainwashed they've never had

just so brainwashed they've never had freedom like we have so no I mean they

freedom like we have so no I mean they weren't even capitalists for a long time

weren't even capitalists for a long time right it was a communist country and

right it was a communist country and then they realized you know what in

then they realized you know what in order to compete we got to loosen this

order to compete we got to loosen this up a little bit and let some people get

up a little bit and let some people get greedy and make a shitload of money and

greedy and make a shitload of money and that's what they did they they kind of

that's what they did they they kind of have a hybrid of capitalism and

have a hybrid of capitalism and communism you know because in the old

communism you know because in the old days it was like the government would

days it was like the government would tell you what you do

tell you what you do would tell you what you get paid you

would tell you what you get paid you just did what you had to do you did what

just did what you had to do you did what you were told but what they do now is

you were told but what they do now is they allow people to get extraordinarily

they allow people to get extraordinarily wealthy so some people they develop

wealthy so some people they develop Industries they develop businesses and

Industries they develop businesses and they work in conjunction with the

they work in conjunction with the government like every business that

government like every business that exists in China say it's a tech business

exists in China say it's a tech business you are an arm of the government you you

you are an arm of the government you you don't you're not independent from the

don't you're not independent from the government like that was the the concern

government like that was the the concern with Huawei like when they were trying

with Huawei like when they were trying to when banned Huawei phones from being

to when banned Huawei phones from being distributed in America do you know about

distributed in America do you know about all that I don't think so it's not the

all that I don't think so it's not the gas station they it's no that's that's a

gas station they it's no that's that's a Wawa right what is that you're talking

Wawa right what is that you're talking about flip phones it's it's it's a h no

about flip phones it's it's it's a h no they have super complex um smartphones

they have super complex um smartphones like Huawei it starts with an H Huawei

like Huawei it starts with an H Huawei had some amazing phones oh Huawei Hui

had some amazing phones oh Huawei Hui with an H okay um and they had amazing

with an H okay um and they had amazing phones

phones that they were using like they they had

that they were using like they they had like 100 megapixel digital cameras

like 100 megapixel digital cameras before anybody did really like high-end

before anybody did really like high-end phones but they also had network devices

phones but they also had network devices that were stealing data fancy yeah well

that were stealing data fancy yeah well they they were stealing they they were

they they were stealing they they were using them as spy devices okay you know

using them as spy devices okay you know like all this [ __ ] that I was reading

like all this [ __ ] that I was reading about Tik Tok well that's they have a

about Tik Tok well that's they have a similar situation with like their

similar situation with like their routers so that's spying so they're

routers so that's spying so they're spying basically 100% but what do they

spying basically 100% but what do they do once they have all this information

do once they have all this information like what's the end go having it all oh

like what's the end go having it all oh FBI found Huawei equipment in Midwest

FBI found Huawei equipment in Midwest could disrupt nuclear Communications CNN

could disrupt nuclear Communications CNN and that is uh from yesterday I'm gonna

and that is uh from yesterday I'm gonna send you this Jamie I'm GNA send you

send you this Jamie I'm GNA send you some new thing hold on a second dang

some new thing hold on a second dang because this is really crazy um this is

because this is really crazy um this is some [ __ ] that they found out where the

some [ __ ] that they found out where the FBI director uh starts talking about

FBI director uh starts talking about I'll send you this Jamie hold on a

I'll send you this Jamie hold on a second the FBI director was talking

second the FBI director was talking about how bad their the Chinese uh

about how bad their the Chinese uh spying is on Americans and he said it's

spying is on Americans and he said it's bigger than every other country combined

bigger than every other country combined why do they want to spy on us though

why do they want to spy on us though because what because we are what

because what because we are what stealing intellectual property stealing

stealing intellectual property stealing all your data stealing credit card

all your data stealing credit card numbers stealing the where you're going

numbers stealing the where you're going tracking you if you're uh criticizing

tracking you if you're uh criticizing the Chinese government like whatever the

the Chinese government like whatever the [ __ ] they control so say one day they

[ __ ] they control so say one day they could like one one day would it be

could like one one day would it be possible then if they take all this

possible then if they take all this information that they could just like

information that they could just like Commander like say like a business's

Commander like say like a business's website right sure like Nike for sure

website right sure like Nike for sure listen listen this guy talk listen this

listen listen this guy talk listen this guy talk Go Go full screen Go full

guy talk Go Go full screen Go full screen and then give me some volume

screen and then give me some volume biggest threat we face as a country from

biggest threat we face as a country from a Counter Intelligence perspective is

a Counter Intelligence perspective is from the People's Republic of China and

from the People's Republic of China and especially the Chinese Communist party

especially the Chinese Communist party no country presents a broader more

no country presents a broader more severe thread to our ideas is our

severe thread to our ideas is our Innovation our Economic

Innovation our Economic Security than China uh and they are

Security than China uh and they are targeting our Innovation our Trade

targeting our Innovation our Trade Secrets our intellectual property uh on

Secrets our intellectual property uh on a scale that's unprecedented in history

a scale that's unprecedented in history they are have a bigger hacking program

they are have a bigger hacking program than that of every other major Nation

than that of every other major Nation combined they have stolen more of

combined they have stolen more of Americans personal and corporate data

Americans personal and corporate data than every nation

than every nation combined what is the FBI doing about

combined what is the FBI doing about that so the FBI is keenly focused on the

that so the FBI is keenly focused on the China C intelligence threat uh we are

China C intelligence threat uh we are now moving at a pace where we're opening

now moving at a pace where we're opening a new China Counter Intelligence

a new China Counter Intelligence investigation about every 12

investigation about every 12 hours Jesus

hours Jesus Christ every 12 hours

Christ every 12 hours so like say one day you could go to a

so like say one day you could go to a website right to buy something okay yeah

website right to buy something okay yeah and China has the information of the

and China has the information of the website it has your information MH and

website it has your information MH and they could wonder if they could like put

they could wonder if they could like put their own website over it so you

their own website over it so you actually just buy it and they send it to

actually just buy it and they send it to you from China and they make the money

you from China and they make the money and that company never even gets there

and that company never even gets there I'm sure they could do that be even

I'm sure they could do that be even worse how about this maybe you develop

worse how about this maybe you develop something you develop some new

something you develop some new Innovative technology all right but you

Innovative technology all right but you develop it using an internet that's

develop it using an internet that's connected with Huawei devices or some

connected with Huawei devices or some other device that Chinese government has

other device that Chinese government has infiltrated and put third party access

infiltrated and put third party access to so they they infiltrate all of your

to so they they infiltrate all of your secrets and when you go to market

secrets and when you go to market they've already created it so they

they've already created it so they already have put people to work building

already have put people to work building the thing that you have worked so hard

the thing that you have worked so hard to develop they they put Engineers on it

to develop they they put Engineers on it and they do it so all of our

and they do it so all of our intellectual property all of our

intellectual property all of our creative Pursuits in terms of like

creative Pursuits in terms of like Innovation they they they steal all that

Innovation they they they steal all that wow and they just do they build it over

wow and they just do they build it over there do you know they have Apple stores

there do you know they have Apple stores in China that have nothing to do with

in China that have nothing to do with apple everything's counterfeit oh dude

apple everything's counterfeit oh dude one time I went to this Starbucks one

one time I went to this Starbucks one time in Jamaica right somebody had we

time in Jamaica right somebody had we went in there and uh they somebody had

went in there and uh they somebody had just stolen a Starbucks sign and put it

just stolen a Starbucks sign and put it up outside of this place so we go in and

up outside of this place so we go in and the guy's like welcome to the starbucka

the guy's like welcome to the starbucka lounge he's like can I get you a

lounge he's like can I get you a smoothie it was in Jamaica yeah dude so

smoothie it was in Jamaica yeah dude so it was just he just had a Starbucks sign

it was just he just had a Starbucks sign yeah it was like a smoothie shop dude it

yeah it was like a smoothie shop dude it was so ridiculous bro well other

was so ridiculous bro well other countries have like totally different

countries have like totally different rules in terms of what you can get away

rules in terms of what you can get away with and what you can't and China's

with and what you can't and China's rules are wild you know they have

rules are wild you know they have versions of uh world cities that they've

versions of uh world cities that they've built replicas of in China like they

built replicas of in China like they have a version of Paris mm have you seen

have a version of Paris mm have you seen that find Google Chinese version of

that find Google Chinese version of Paris because they have the kind of

Paris because they have the kind of money they have in China and because

money they have in China and because they have like free reign to do whatever

they have like free reign to do whatever the [ __ ] they want they've literally

the [ __ ] they want they've literally built cities that they don't even use oh

built cities that they don't even use oh I wonder if

I wonder if uh what are you wondering I'm trying to

uh what are you wondering I'm trying to think what I'm

think what I'm wondering look at this the eel Tower

wondering look at this the eel Tower left is one of perk's most iconic

left is one of perk's most iconic landmarks the second largest replica in

landmarks the second largest replica in the world can be found in boy say that

the world can be found in boy say that word Chang Tang tangu Chang T Chang CH

word Chang Tang tangu Chang T Chang CH Chang after the Paris Las Vegas hotel in

Chang after the Paris Las Vegas hotel in Nevada like look at that one on the

Nevada like look at that one on the right that is a fake eiel Tower it looks

right that is a fake eiel Tower it looks exactly like it it's in China but that's

exactly like it it's in China but that's just like us just but look they build

just like us just but look they build the buildings yeah do you have to sign

the buildings yeah do you have to sign in for this

in for this shiter your email but look they they

shiter your email but look they they made all the different buildings there

made all the different buildings there that's what's Wild like they've

that's what's Wild like they've recreated everything they've recreated

recreated everything they've recreated look at that I mean that is [ __ ] wild

look at that I mean that is [ __ ] wild they recreated the building on the

they recreated the building on the corner they they created all this [ __ ]

corner they they created all this [ __ ] look at that it's in China oh yeah

look at that it's in China oh yeah that's

that's the replica of it's a huge replica of

the replica of it's a huge replica of Paris like they've literally reproduced

Paris like they've literally reproduced Paris well dud the one thing it's wild

Paris well dud the one thing it's wild about ch you ride on the trains and

about ch you ride on the trains and sometimes they have these buildings and

sometimes they have these buildings and they're just they built them but there's

they're just they built them but there's no windows they're just like completely

no windows they're just like completely abandoned but they're huge highrises

abandoned but they're huge highrises just everywhere there's nothing in them

just everywhere there's nothing in them like yeah exactly it's the same thing

like yeah exactly it's the same thing that's what we're talking about like

that's what we're talking about like they they they have the ability to do

they they they have the ability to do stuff like that that we just don't have

stuff like that that we just don't have what do they do if somebody dies over

what do they do if somebody dies over day they bury them or they don't care I

day they bury them or they don't care I don't know I mean they can definitely

don't know I mean they can definitely make you disappear over there do you

make you disappear over there do you know that Bodies exhibit that was

know that Bodies exhibit that was another thing that I went down rap ho

another thing that I went down rap ho yesterday with oh the one that went

yesterday with oh the one that went around

around America didn't go around America they're

America didn't go around America they're simultaneously going around the whole

simultaneously going around the whole world all over the place body world or

world all over the place body world or whatever cut the body they dissect the

whatever cut the body they dissect the body and there's a a process where they

body and there's a a process where they Infuse the body with plastic yeah do you

Infuse the body with plastic yeah do you know where they get those bodies from

know where they get those bodies from Chinese unclaimed bodies no way which

Chinese unclaimed bodies no way which include political prisoners I went three

include political prisoners I went three times dude I went a couple times too it

times dude I went a couple times too it was unbelievable you see the one with

was unbelievable you see the one with the baby in it m yeah there's there's

the baby in it m yeah there's there's baby ones there's a bunch of them but

baby ones there's a bunch of them but there's me there's they they're in all

there's me there's they they're in all sorts of different countries

sorts of different countries simultaneously they're going on right

simultaneously they're going on right now all over the world there's one

now all over the world there's one that's permanently at the Luxor in Vegas

that's permanently at the Luxor in Vegas they have that one there they have them

they have that one there they have them all over the world and the their bodies

all over the world and the their bodies of prisoners yeah damn I mean it could

of prisoners yeah damn I mean it could be like there's a there's one where the

be like there's a there's one where the guy's playing tennis like that could be

guy's playing tennis like that could be some guy who's like a [ __ ] tennis

some guy who's like a [ __ ] tennis player bang some dude's wife and they

player bang some dude's wife and they decide he's like oh you think you're

decide he's like oh you think you're going to [ __ ] my wife and they just turn

going to [ __ ] my wife and they just turn this dude into like a plastic statue

this dude into like a plastic statue holding a tennis racket with his dick

holding a tennis racket with his dick hanging out yeah and they even cut their

hanging out yeah and they even cut their dick down the middle they do things

dick down the middle they do things where if you found that in a warehouse

where if you found that in a warehouse you would say that guy's a serial killer

you would say that guy's a serial killer but you know it's at the Lux or you're

but you know it's at the Lux or you're like oh I guess everything's cool it's

like oh I guess everything's cool it's pretty normal you have to pay you have

pretty normal you have to pay you have to pay to get in here so it must be

to pay to get in here so it must be normal we're getting acclimated to weird

normal we're getting acclimated to weird stuff being more normal huh that's the

stuff being more normal huh that's the weirdest that was one of the weirdest

weirdest that was one of the weirdest things if you find out that these people

things if you find out that these people most likely were executed yeah and some

most likely were executed yeah and some of them they found bullet holes in oh

of them they found bullet holes in oh damn dude which makes sense right I mean

damn dude which makes sense right I mean if you're G to get a body from a a

if you're G to get a body from a a Chinese unclaimed bodies which include

Chinese unclaimed bodies which include prisoners like a ra

prisoners like a ra prisoners but his [ __ ] bodies roll in

prisoners but his [ __ ] bodies roll in there yeah yeah and they've also like uh

there yeah yeah and they've also like uh all smalls they connected one of the

all smalls they connected one of the guys who sells the bodies to this uh

guys who sells the bodies to this uh Russian group that was that was uh using

Russian group that was that was uh using homeless people and prisoners and and

homeless people and prisoners and and then they sell them the bodies and they

then they sell them the bodies and they take these bodies and they dump them

take these bodies and they dump them into some V see if they can find like a

into some V see if they can find like a thing on the pro the process of

thing on the pro the process of plastination plastination yeah yeah we

plastination plastination yeah yeah we saw a dude in Albuquerque with a sword

saw a dude in Albuquerque with a sword man late at night take give me a hit

man late at night take give me a hit down dude are am I struggling that bad

down dude are am I struggling that bad today goes no no you're not struggling

today goes no no you're not struggling at all that really got me is that a new

at all that really got me is that a new one Jamie you opening up a new one no

one Jamie you opening up a new one no it's the same but it has the the label

it's the same but it has the the label on it the other That's How Strong this

on it the other That's How Strong this [ __ ] is it puts the label back on itself

[ __ ] is it puts the label back on itself yeah it seals reseals right already feel

yeah it seals reseals right already feel it all

it all right

right Jesus it was so

Jesus it was so bad it's so bad when it's bro I'm not

bad it's so bad when it's bro I'm not joking

bro I'm not joking dude it's so sharp right it's so sharp

dude it's so sharp right it's so sharp yes I feel like um Jamie you want some

yes I feel like um Jamie you want some of this nope are you sure what was the

of this nope are you sure what was the last time you had some feel great when

last time you had some feel great when was the last time you had come on let me

was the last time you had come on let me a little give me a little hit need it

a little give me a little hit need it come on a little bit for me I could pick

come on a little bit for me I could pick it it'll help you lift weights Jamie I

it it'll help you lift weights Jamie I already did today I'm good I feel like a

already did today I'm good I feel like a sword just came on

sword just came on me

me sword it feels

sword it feels insane oh my God put the lid on that

insane oh my God put the lid on that please oh you going to take another one

please oh you going to take another one I [ __ ] god you're an animal I like to

I [ __ ] god you're an animal I like to ride the [ __ ] dark

homie does it get better the second time around it gets a little more

around it gets a little more [Laughter]

God I feel like they're moving furniture in my [ __ ] DNA baby yeah that is not

in my [ __ ] DNA baby yeah that is not good dude yeah you got to have Bobby

good dude yeah you got to have Bobby Kennedy on man he's an interesting dude

Kennedy on man he's an interesting dude how did you meet him I met him um just

how did you meet him I met him um just through like this I met him through just

through like this I met him through just some other friends yeah and

some other friends yeah and uh and he just is is just an interesting

uh and he just is is just an interesting guy he's just so smart he just has such

guy he's just so smart he just has such and he works with the environment you

and he works with the environment you know so his whole life has been about

know so his whole life has been about taking care of the environment yeah he

taking care of the environment yeah he was an environmental you're crying are

was an environmental you're crying are you emotional or you just like freaking

you emotional or you just like freaking out because of the smelling salts I mean

out because of the smelling salts I mean I can get emotional sometimes but I

I can get emotional sometimes but I think this the Sal about me and that

think this the Sal about me and that thing made my heart slower it's so rough

thing made my heart slower it's so rough it makes me never want to play golf dude

it makes me never want to play golf dude smoking that cigar so when you had him

smoking that cigar so when you had him on what would you associate golf with

on what would you associate golf with cigars yeah the cigar bother you to rich

cigars yeah the cigar bother you to rich people you know [ __ ] he hey you

people you know [ __ ] he hey you making deals yeah you go to Clemson or

making deals yeah you go to Clemson or whatson Roll Tide yeah but he loves uh

whatson Roll Tide yeah but he loves uh you know he well he started with the

you know he well he started with the environment outside of our bodies and

environment outside of our bodies and then so I think whenever everything

then so I think whenever everything happened with Co he was thinking about

happened with Co he was thinking about the environment inside of our bodies

the environment inside of our bodies he's long been a you know somebody that

he's long been a you know somebody that speaks out about uh what's it called

speaks out about uh what's it called inoculations yeah he was an

inoculations yeah he was an environmental lawyer right dude I got a

environmental lawyer right dude I got a was addicted to inoculations [ __ ]

was addicted to inoculations [ __ ] during co uh he broke into like a CVS

during co uh he broke into like a CVS and did like 40 [ __ ] uh shots dude

and did like 40 [ __ ] uh shots dude what yeah bro what what hell yeah he got

what yeah bro what what hell yeah he got like uh he boo he got a bunch of

like uh he boo he got a bunch of different vaccines bro this dude boy

different vaccines bro this dude boy they should study him how's he doing

they should study him how's he doing maybe that's the key you got to get a

maybe that's the key you got to get a lot I think he's doing fine I've seen

lot I think he's doing fine I've seen him at some meetings inoculation

him at some meetings inoculation meetings oh no inoculations

Anonymous hey bro he goes to IIA yeah you got some [ __ ] you got some uh MMR

you got some [ __ ] you got some uh MMR what I'm trying to mix that Johnson and

what I'm trying to mix that Johnson and Johnson up with that modna get that rush

Johnson up with that modna get that rush I'm trying to get just below a

I'm trying to get just below a stroke I just want that blood to flow

stroke I just want that blood to flow smooth but Bob's interesting he just got

smooth but Bob's interesting he just got that voice surgery he did yes I hope it

that voice surgery he did yes I hope it when did he get that I think about a

when did he get that I think about a month ago I don't know if it's I'm not

month ago I don't know if it's I'm not sure he I just texted him with so I

sure he I just texted him with so I don't know but I hope it gets better

don't know but I hope it gets better he's just a really neat guy so what was

he's just a really neat guy so what was wrong with his voice cuz i' I've heard

wrong with his voice cuz i' I've heard that it was something he actually got

that it was something he actually got was an injury from a vaccine oh really

was an injury from a vaccine oh really yeah you could find that oh that would

yeah you could find that oh that would make so much sense yeah because he's so

make so much sense yeah because he's so what took him down that road does it say

what took him down that road does it say it here spasma dysphonia that's it it

it here spasma dysphonia that's it it causes voice to Quaver what's Quaver is

causes voice to Quaver what's Quaver is that like quiver and make speech

that like quiver and make speech difficult it's a form of involuntary

difficult it's a form of involuntary movement disorder called

movement disorder called dystonia that affects only the

dystonia that affects only the larynx that larynx get that though cuz I

larynx that larynx get that though cuz I had read that he got that from a vaccine

had read that he got that from a vaccine like there was a you know he got

like there was a you know he got vaccinated for something and then that

vaccinated for something and then that hit his vocal cords oh I don't know I

hit his vocal cords oh I don't know I can't I mean he might have told me I

can't I mean he might have told me I don't remember you remember stuff really

don't remember you remember stuff really well sometimes yeah yeah I remember most

well sometimes yeah yeah I remember most stuff really well but that's insane dude

stuff really well but that's insane dude yeah you know that that's really [ __ ]

yeah you know that that's really [ __ ] weird what's weird I mean it's my memory

weird what's weird I mean it's my memory it's not weird I shouldn't say weird is

it's not weird I shouldn't say weird is the word but it's really people don't

the word but it's really people don't have that

have that how so they don't man I'm you know I've

how so they don't man I'm you know I've met a lot of people they don't able to

met a lot of people they don't able to remember that kind of stuff like you you

remember that kind of stuff like you you got that but that's what I do I'm being

got that but that's what I do I'm being in here doing this all the time remember

in here doing this all the time remember things I know but you have a really good

things I know but you have a really good you also have a great knack for it well

you also have a great knack for it well this I have a knack for remembering

this I have a knack for remembering things that are interesting to me yeah

things that are interesting to me yeah yeah I can remember like like when when

yeah I can remember like like when when I do like UFC stuff I can remember

I do like UFC stuff I can remember fights from 20 years ago wow remember

fights from 20 years ago wow remember details of like how it went down and

details of like how it went down and yeah who fought who and how and what

yeah who fought who and how and what happened yeah that's exciting yeah I

happened yeah that's exciting yeah I wonder if I had a greater memory what it

wonder if I had a greater memory what it would be like you know I also take Alpha

would be like you know I also take Alpha Brain though that that definitely helps

Brain though that that definitely helps yeah this this version of alphab brain

yeah this this version of alphab brain the newest version the Black Label this

the newest version the Black Label this stuff is legit maybe I'll get on some

stuff is legit maybe I'll get on some get on some I'll get it for you you will

get on some I'll get it for you you will yeah yeah yeah I'm a big believer in

yeah yeah yeah I'm a big believer in that I'm a big believer in neut Tropics

that I'm a big believer in neut Tropics there's been two studies that we did for

there's been two studies that we did for the Boston Center of memory um uh Boston

the Boston Center of memory um uh Boston Center of memory or on Boston Center of

Center of memory or on Boston Center of memory what was the name of the anyway

memory what was the name of the anyway um there was two double blind Placebo

um there was two double blind Placebo control trials that they did where they

control trials that they did where they uh they showed increase in verbal memory

uh they showed increase in verbal memory uh increase in your your it's like your

uh increase in your your it's like your ability to form sentences ability to

ability to form sentences ability to recall words yeah and uh Alpha Flow

recall words yeah and uh Alpha Flow State yeah there's the Andrew huberman

State yeah there's the Andrew huberman actually went over it um and I think

actually went over it um and I think they have the video of it on the on it

they have the video of it on the on it Instagram site but he went over all the

Instagram site but he went over all the ingredients that are in alphab brain and

ingredients that are in alphab brain and how they could uh benefit memory and

how they could uh benefit memory and cognitive function but it's been

cognitive function but it's been scientifically proven that that stuff

scientifically proven that that stuff benefits cognitive function and memory

benefits cognitive function and memory and there's a bunch of different neut

and there's a bunch of different neut tropics I mean obviously I'm connected

tropics I mean obviously I'm connected to on it but one of the things that I'm

to on it but one of the things that I'm not connected to that we love is neurog

not connected to that we love is neurog gum we always have uh stacks of that

gum we always have uh stacks of that neuro gum that stuff is great I've never

neuro gum that stuff is great I've never had that it's very good there's another

had that it's very good there's another this stuff which stuff all of this this

this stuff which stuff all of this this thing that the NAD shot I got you had an

thing that the NAD shot I got you had an Ned shot you had two shots of jujimufu's

Ned shot you had two shots of jujimufu's a you had uh you've got two of these

a you had uh you've got two of these Black Rifle coffees that have 300

Black Rifle coffees that have 300 milligrams of caffeine each you've

milligrams of caffeine each you've downed two of those you're you're all

downed two of those you're you're all hopped up on speed son I'm not doing

hopped up on speed son I'm not doing that great you look great do I really

that great you look great do I really great your hair looks fabulous thanks

great your hair looks fabulous thanks you think I look all right J it looks

you think I look all right J it looks great thanks ma'am you're I've been

great thanks ma'am you're I've been feeling better I just I think that that

feeling better I just I think that that that the uh getting that caffeine in my

that the uh getting that caffeine in my heart early [ __ ] shook me with that

heart early [ __ ] shook me with that stick right there um nicotine oh the

stick right there um nicotine oh the nicotine huh tobacco you only took like

nicotine huh tobacco you only took like a little bit of that cigar no man look

a little bit of that cigar no man look how much is G deep in this

how much is G deep in this [ __ ] yeah y'all can handle it man I

[ __ ] yeah y'all can handle it man I think I just got you know I think I got

think I just got you know I think I got uh I just not that I think I just I

uh I just not that I think I just I don't do it that good yeah I'm sensitive

don't do it that good yeah I'm sensitive to different materials you know have you

to different materials you know have you ever smoked cigarettes were you ever a

ever smoked cigarettes were you ever a cigarette smoker yeah I used to smoke

cigarette smoker yeah I used to smoke them man man

them man man but and I didn't like it yeah I didn't

but and I didn't like it yeah I didn't like it man but I [ __ ] smoked them

like it man but I [ __ ] smoked them [ __ ] you know what I really like huh

[ __ ] you know what I really like huh vape pens yeah you do they make these

vape pens yeah you do they make these tobacco ones now you take a hit and you

tobacco ones now you take a hit and you just have a Head Rush the mother of all

just have a Head Rush the mother of all head rushes oh bro one big shot and it

head rushes oh bro one big shot and it breathe it out and it's

breathe it out and it's like uh kill Tony has a sponsor they're

like uh kill Tony has a sponsor they're called uh I think it's called Esco bars

called uh I think it's called Esco bars oh yeah that's the one that I that I

oh yeah that's the one that I that I like bro them [ __ ] are hard they fat

like bro them [ __ ] are hard they fat like a cigar and you take a hit of those

like a cigar and you take a hit of those and you are just crusing and they're all

and you are just crusing and they're all flavored like they mix like flavors and

flavored like they mix like flavors and like things that have happened in your

like things that have happened in your child like kiwi puberty or something you

child like kiwi puberty or something you know or [ __ ] uh kiwi puberty they'll

know or [ __ ] uh kiwi puberty they'll have like uh cinnamon divorce you're

have like uh cinnamon divorce you're like what the [ __ ] going on here

like what the [ __ ] going on here cinnamon divorce you they're so strong I

cinnamon divorce you they're so strong I think didn't the government didn't they

think didn't the government didn't they like make a move to Outlaw yeah they

like make a move to Outlaw yeah they just did but that's only I think for

just did but that's only I think for Jewels I think they're still let these

Jewels I think they're still let these other ones go because yeah man people

other ones go because yeah man people can now smoke indoors I think more

can now smoke indoors I think more people are smoking now than ever before

people are smoking now than ever before because they doing it with the Vapes

because they doing it with the Vapes yeah but I wonder how bad the Vapes are

yeah but I wonder how bad the Vapes are for you as opposed to

for you as opposed to cigarettes when we find that that I mean

cigarettes when we find that that I mean it's like I'm sure they didn't test it

it's like I'm sure they didn't test it for 30 years it's going to be bad like a

for 30 years it's going to be bad like a lot of people smoke cigarettes for 30

lot of people smoke cigarettes for 30 years before they get

years before they get cancer dude I just feel like I wonder do

cancer dude I just feel like I wonder do you think that the world is really

you think that the world is really getting like that everything's getting

getting like that everything's getting real shady and weird or do you think

real shady and weird or do you think word is getting older and people as they

word is getting older and people as they get older start to think that things are

get older start to think that things are getting shady and weird I think things

getting shady and weird I think things are definitely escalating they're

are definitely escalating they're definitely getting shadier and weirder

definitely getting shadier and weirder the problem is they're also getting

the problem is they're also getting exposed so they have to be more

exposed so they have to be more aggressive in how they

aggressive in how they propagandize and how they pretend that

propagandize and how they pretend that things aren't shady and weird so then

things aren't shady and weird so then you feel like you're being gas lit right

you feel like you're being gas lit right you know what gaslighting is not exact

you know what gaslighting is not exact someone pretends that something is

someone pretends that something is different it is like I would talk about

different it is like I would talk about some like May if I like started talking

some like May if I like started talking about Jamie and I said Jamie's uh you

about Jamie and I said Jamie's uh you know he's always been this really

know he's always been this really aggressive guy and he's just really mean

aggressive guy and he's just really mean to people which is the opposite of Jamie

to people which is the opposite of Jamie and I'm gaslighting you I'm telling you

and I'm gaslighting you I'm telling you about Jamie and I'm trying to to put put

about Jamie and I'm trying to to put put something in your head to make you think

something in your head to make you think things are different than they are okay

things are different than they are okay I'm trying to make maybe I'll make a

I'm trying to make maybe I'll make a thing may maybe think you make you think

thing may maybe think you make you think that uh it's your problem it's your

that uh it's your problem it's your fault that something went wrong it's all

fault that something went wrong it's all Gaslight you like pump you up in a bunch

Gaslight you like pump you up in a bunch of information when you really start

of information when you really start believing that like oh wow that's the

believing that like oh wow that's the gaslighting ends and you're seeing that

gaslighting ends and you're seeing that from news organizations like you're

from news organizations like you're seeing that from like CNN yeah fear

seeing that from like CNN yeah fear tactics fear tactics and also like

tactics fear tactics and also like pretending Joe Biden's fine right

pretending Joe Biden's fine right pretending oh he's just got a stutter

pretending oh he's just got a stutter like you know that that's gaslighting

like you know that that's gaslighting when they like did you ever see like the

when they like did you ever see like the press secretary go on Don Lemon and she

press secretary go on Don Lemon and she was like uh you know and he was like is

was like uh you know and he was like is Joe Biden too old to run for president

Joe Biden too old to run for president she's like oh how are we even asking

she's like oh how are we even asking this I can't even keep up with him he's

this I can't even keep up with him he's amazing like that's gaslighting like

amazing like that's gaslighting like that lady knows that guy's a dead man a

that lady knows that guy's a dead man a walking dead man yeah it makes me feel

walking dead man yeah it makes me feel sad they keep putting him out there you

sad they keep putting him out there you know it's s it is sad if that was your

know it's s it is sad if that was your father or or your your your grandfather

father or or your your your grandfather or something like that you saw him like

or something like that you saw him like stumbling over words on television and

stumbling over words on television and sitting on Jimmy Kimmel's couch and

sitting on Jimmy Kimmel's couch and forgetting what he's talking about like

forgetting what he's talking about like it's sad yeah oh it reminds me of my

it's sad yeah oh it reminds me of my father and so it's like right CU your

father and so it's like right CU your dad was real old right yeah so it like I

dad was real old right yeah so it like I mean it's funny cuz it's like it reminds

mean it's funny cuz it's like it reminds me of my in weird ways you know but it

me of my in weird ways you know but it would be it would hurt my feelings if

would be it would hurt my feelings if they did that to my dad you know if they

they did that to my dad you know if they pretended like he was well and he was

pretended like he was well and he was struggling you know and because of his

struggling you know and because of his age not because of something he had done

age not because of something he had done to himself meanwhile fouchy is two years

to himself meanwhile fouchy is two years older than him and I was listening to

older than him and I was listening to fouchi in an interview today and he was

fouchi in an interview today and he was sharp as aack sharp as attack I mean

sharp as aack sharp as attack I mean whatever that guy's doing you know other

whatever that guy's doing you know other than vaccines whatever stuff he's

than vaccines whatever stuff he's getting into his body I mean he must

getting into his body I mean he must have the best neut tropic you must be on

have the best neut tropic you must be on the ball do you think that there's

the ball do you think that there's better chemicals out there that people

better chemicals out there that people have access to that we don't know about

have access to that we don't know about I think I'd probably have access to them

I think I'd probably have access to them by you have access to them yeah do you

by you have access to them yeah do you no no not that I'm aware of I mean

no no not that I'm aware of I mean there's some strategies that you can use

there's some strategies that you can use that can mitigate the aging process and

that can mitigate the aging process and uh I've talked to a lot of those

uh I've talked to a lot of those scientists guys like David Sinclair that

scientists guys like David Sinclair that are like from Harvard who's at The

are like from Harvard who's at The Cutting Edge of this stuff so there is

Cutting Edge of this stuff so there is some stuff and there's also this study

some stuff and there's also this study um out of Israel where they used

um out of Israel where they used hyperbaric chambers and they put people

hyperbaric chambers and they put people on a um a routine of 60 90 minute

on a um a routine of 60 90 minute sessions over a course of 90 days and

sessions over a course of 90 days and they found that the people that did that

they found that the people that did that it lengthened their telr to the point of

it lengthened their telr to the point of uh it would be like um a difference of

uh it would be like um a difference of 20 years of Aging so they like went back

20 years of Aging so they like went back and decrease their biological age by 20

and decrease their biological age by 20 years in in accordance to like what

years in in accordance to like what their telier length was so there's

their telier length was so there's certain things that people can do that

certain things that people can do that definitely have a very positive impact

definitely have a very positive impact on the way the body functions and

on the way the body functions and behaves but to see a guy who's 81 years

behaves but to see a guy who's 81 years old like fouchy is talking so smoothly

old like fouchy is talking so smoothly and so articulately and as asking he was

and so articulately and as asking he was on the hill that show Rising on the hill

on the hill that show Rising on the hill and they uh they were interviewing him

and they uh they were interviewing him it was really interesting I was like

it was really interesting I was like he's very sharp we had a dude tried to

he's very sharp we had a dude tried to fast himself out of being gay I remember

fast himself out of being gay I remember one time he how many days I think he did

one time he how many days I think he did almost 40 days or 20 something days that

almost 40 days or 20 something days that crazy how much weight did he lose he

crazy how much weight did he lose he lost oh he was ribs and Dick by the end

lost oh he was ribs and Dick by the end of it you

of it you know and still and dude I just thinking

know and still and dude I just thinking ribs with a big old dick I remember the

ribs with a big old dick I remember the he told me he goes I'm thinking a

he told me he goes I'm thinking a skeleton with a big old rubbery dick he

skeleton with a big old rubbery dick he told me he goes he goes it broke my

told me he goes he goes it broke my heart cuz the first dude I saw with a

heart cuz the first dude I saw with a Diet Coke I wanted to [ __ ] blow him

Diet Coke I wanted to [ __ ] blow him and I was like oh man what a let down

and I was like oh man what a let down you know I saw a video today of a

you know I saw a video today of a rottweiler throwing throwing up a

rottweiler throwing throwing up a woman's dildo mhm and like in in full

woman's dildo mhm and like in in full like they brought the the rot wild to

like they brought the the rot wild to the vet [ __ ] Instagram they brought

the vet [ __ ] Instagram they brought the Rott wild to the vet and the vet's

the Rott wild to the vet and the vet's like and the rot

like and the rot like and it comes out this giant hot

like and it comes out this giant hot pink dildo comes tumbling out of this

pink dildo comes tumbling out of this Rott Wilder's mouth and this poor lady

Rott Wilder's mouth and this poor lady has to sit there go yeah that was in my

has to sit there go yeah that was in my ass

ass oh somebody had to go get it

oh somebody had to go get it smelled [ __ ] on it was like I'll just

smelled [ __ ] on it was like I'll just swallow this [ __ ] it seems like food

swallow this [ __ ] it seems like food dogs yeah I think uh what kind of yeah

dogs yeah I think uh what kind of yeah that's the dog go full screen there's an

that's the dog go full screen there's an ad a second

ad a second okay we are 12 seconds away from

okay we are 12 seconds away from watching this Rottweiler throw up a

watching this Rottweiler throw up a giant dildo it's one of those giant

giant dildo it's one of those giant dildos that has the [ __ ] Tickler

dildos that has the [ __ ] Tickler too or the [ __ ] Tickler here he goes

too or the [ __ ] Tickler here he goes watch them

just walk him away we're good you did good the lady's like yeah we're good did

good the lady's like yeah we're good did good let's get out of

good let's get out of here get the van Ronnie it's a [ __ ]

here get the van Ronnie it's a [ __ ] 14inch dildo get the

14inch dildo get the van damn bro keep the car running that

van damn bro keep the car running that is a uh look at the size of that thing

is a uh look at the size of that thing see it's got the it's either a [ __ ] or a

see it's got the it's either a [ __ ] or a but it looks like a butthole Tickler to

but it looks like a butthole Tickler to me yeah it could be that's a um what are

me yeah it could be that's a um what are those things called that they bury stuff

those things called that they bury stuff at the schoolyard and the kids all put

at the schoolyard and the kids all put something in Time

something in Time Capsule that's that freaking uh oh

Capsule that's that freaking uh oh that's that uh that's that Alabama time

that's that uh that's that Alabama time capsule right there dude it look like

capsule right there dude it look like had a macaroni in it do you think once

had a macaroni in it do you think once they come up with a [ __ ] robot will

they come up with a [ __ ] robot will women want them more who will want them

women want them more who will want them first would it be men [ __ ] the [ __ ]

first would it be men [ __ ] the [ __ ] robot or women getting [ __ ] by the

robot or women getting [ __ ] by the [ __ ] robot I think it'll be men because

[ __ ] robot I think it'll be men because women I think still will want somebody

women I think still will want somebody to be there more because they have a

to be there more because they have a more of a attachment I think to somebody

more of a attachment I think to somebody being there but I think even that's

being there but I think even that's starting to dissipate some but I think

starting to dissipate some but I think um but women have more sex toys than men

um but women have more sex toys than men don't you think in terms of like

don't you think in terms of like vibrators like a vibr a vibrator seems

vibrators like a vibr a vibrator seems to me that it's like more common than

to me that it's like more common than like uh like a pocket [ __ ] or [ __ ]

like uh like a pocket [ __ ] or [ __ ] Fleshlight or something like that see

Fleshlight or something like that see vibrators

vibrators or that's true man damn that stuff got

or that's true man damn that stuff got me [ __ ] shook up which stuff this

me [ __ ] shook up which stuff this stuff I don't know but if you were if

stuff I don't know but if you were if you're somebody that is alive or

you're somebody that is alive or whatever and you huh uh don't do it man

whatever and you huh uh don't do it man you can't help yourself huh no I want

you can't help yourself huh no I want more it's weird why do you want more it

more it's weird why do you want more it [ __ ] do an eightball of that [ __ ] son

[ __ ] do an eightball of that [ __ ] son you know what I'm saying I'll hit the

you know what I'm saying I'll hit the strip club with that [ __ ] imagine have a

strip club with that [ __ ] imagine have a girl sitting on your lap like hey honey

girl sitting on your lap like hey honey take a take a hit of this what the [ __ ]

take a take a hit of this what the [ __ ] is wrong with you

is wrong with you some bouncer beats your ass yeah what

some bouncer beats your ass yeah what are you doing to my girls yeah oh that

are you doing to my girls yeah oh that was the scariest dude if he was ever in

was the scariest dude if he was ever in cocaine in a in a night in like a strip

cocaine in a in a night in like a strip cuz that stuff's scary cocaine is just

cuz that stuff's scary cocaine is just cocaine is real scary but especially

cocaine is real scary but especially everybody dying from it now but well the

everybody dying from it now but well the fenel oh yeah fenel is scary even so

fenel oh yeah fenel is scary even so yeah it's like we can't even make good

yeah it's like we can't even make good cocaine anymore it's like well we can

cocaine anymore it's like well we can but we got to make it legal that's

but we got to make it legal that's really what's up do you know that it's

really what's up do you know that it's the number one killer of people 18 to 9

the number one killer of people 18 to 9 wow yeah fentanyl fentanyl that's unreal

wow yeah fentanyl fentanyl that's unreal yeah it's unreal and most of the time

yeah it's unreal and most of the time people are getting it they don't think

people are getting it they don't think they're getting fentanyl they want to

they're getting fentanyl they want to get exstasy or they want to get you know

get exstasy or they want to get you know whatever whatever they're trying to get

whatever whatever they're trying to get Coke and they're getting it laced why

Coke and they're getting it laced why had six friends are in the pandemic that

had six friends are in the pandemic that passed away um not best friends but you

passed away um not best friends but you know fenel friends from overdosing Jesus

know fenel friends from overdosing Jesus cuz I was worried about whenever they

cuz I was worried about whenever they started that I was like well if they

started that I was like well if they close all these like recovery meetings

close all these like recovery meetings and everything closed you know and it

and everything closed you know and it went to zoom but it's not the same as

went to zoom but it's not the same as like human connection so um you know you

like human connection so um you know you saw a lot of people get disconnected man

saw a lot of people get disconnected man are you still going to meetings it's

are you still going to meetings it's really scary yeah yeah I'm going back

really scary yeah yeah I'm going back right now I'd taken I'd kind of fallen

right now I'd taken I'd kind of fallen off my like my that path for a while and

off my like my that path for a while and then you know I did that iasa and that

then you know I did that iasa and that was really interesting because it like

was really interesting because it like brought up like a lot of like feelings

brought up like a lot of like feelings and stuff but you're kind of just going

and stuff but you're kind of just going into Old feelings yeah yeah and um is

into Old feelings yeah yeah and um is that what it did for you yeah it brought

that what it did for you yeah it brought up like Fe and memories and feelings of

up like Fe and memories and feelings of things that had happened when I was

things that had happened when I was younger things I'd never even known

younger things I'd never even known about you know kind of interesting

about you know kind of interesting memories that you didn't know you had

memories that you didn't know you had feelings attached to memories that I

feelings attached to memories that I didn't know had affected me really yeah

didn't know had affected me really yeah like how so like I remember when I was

like how so like I remember when I was or when I was like I guess 10 or

or when I was like I guess 10 or something my brother moved away and my

something my brother moved away and my mom let him go live with my grandparents

mom let him go live with my grandparents right he wanted to go and I guess it

right he wanted to go and I guess it like really made me sad right and I

like really made me sad right and I didn't know you know I know I love my

didn't know you know I know I love my brother and stuffff like that but I

brother and stuffff like that but I didn't know that i' felt really and that

didn't know that i' felt really and that Fe that came up out of nowhere like I

Fe that came up out of nowhere like I had no idea so that memory and feeling

had no idea so that memory and feeling with it came up like you know just like

with it came up like you know just like a new just like a bubble coming up out

a new just like a bubble coming up out of soup you know oh so like you had

of soup you know oh so like you had suppressed that memory and you didn't

suppressed that memory and you didn't realize you suppressed it and then the

realize you suppressed it and then the iasa brought it up and said hey this is

iasa brought it up and said hey this is a source of your sadness

a source of your sadness yeah and it gets it kind of out of you

yeah and it gets it kind of out of you so you able to kind of process it so you

so you able to kind of process it so you know uh I mean I was in a you know I did

know uh I mean I was in a you know I did it right off the 101 you know and um you

it right off the 101 you know and um you mean on the side of the 101 not on the

mean on the side of the 101 not on the side it was indoors you know it was

side it was indoors you know it was house garage kind of adjacent kind of

house garage kind of adjacent kind of but it was nice in there yeah but we had

but it was nice in there yeah but we had a they had a big group of folks and how

a they had a big group of folks and how many people maybe 16 did anybody freak

many people maybe 16 did anybody freak out nope really I've done DMT before

out nope really I've done DMT before with people that freaked out really was

with people that freaked out really was it scary one of my buddies went nuts and

it scary one of my buddies went nuts and he took his shirt off was running around

he took his shirt off was running around screaming he was fighting it wow yeah he

screaming he was fighting it wow yeah he threw up up in the sink and was

threw up up in the sink and was screaming and fighting it my buddy Scott

screaming and fighting it my buddy Scott we did mushrooms he he thought he was

we did mushrooms he he thought he was Korean and locked himself in a closet

Korean and locked himself in a closet for three hours whoa why do you think he

for three hours whoa why do you think he was Korean I don't know I wonder if he

was Korean I don't know I wonder if he was in a past life we never even met a

was in a past life we never even met a Korean so I don't even know how he knew

Korean so I don't even know how he knew about

about it at the time perhaps school I don't

it at the time perhaps school I don't think they taught us maybe we just got

think they taught us maybe we just got really into Korean culture and didn't

really into Korean culture and didn't want to let you know it blew my

want to let you know it blew my mind when he even mentioned it but I

mind when he even mentioned it but I that was just you know I think there's

that was just you know I think there's something yeah I don't know some of that

something yeah I don't know some of that stuff's real interesting but anyway so

stuff's real interesting but anyway so that kind of stuff yeah that uh that

that kind of stuff yeah that uh that iasa Journey was you know that's just

iasa Journey was you know that's just just wild bro cuz all you know these

just wild bro cuz all you know these things come up and so anyway like um

things come up and so anyway like um yeah some of that like just you just

yeah some of that like just you just kind of processed through that kind of

kind of processed through that kind of stuff did it help you I think it did but

stuff did it help you I think it did but then it made me like the thing I like

then it made me like the thing I like about sober program I'm doing right now

about sober program I'm doing right now is just there's like a daily thing it's

is just there's like a daily thing it's like you can go every couple you know

like you can go every couple you know it's like it's it's something that you

it's like it's it's something that you can do every day and when you do it

can do every day and when you do it you're going and you're talking to

you're going and you're talking to people about their struggles and being

people about their struggles and being sober and their the positive things and

sober and their the positive things and how long they've been sober like what

how long they've been sober like what happens yeah you listen to people so

happens yeah you listen to people so that's a good thing you go and you have

that's a good thing you go and you have to listen to people so you're getting

to listen to people so you're getting out of your own head and any everybody

out of your own head and any everybody who does it has to talk no they don't

who does it has to talk no they don't have to but some of them can and so you

have to but some of them can and so you can too if you want you can share

can too if you want you can share something's in your head that's kind of

something's in your head that's kind of bugging you get to share it so then it's

bugging you get to share it so then it's like it's not just in your head anymore

like it's not just in your head anymore now it's out and suddenly it doesn't

now it's out and suddenly it doesn't like affect you in your head anymore so

like affect you in your head anymore so um so those are two good things you're

um so those are two good things you're listening and you're talking in front of

listening and you're talking in front of other people makes you feel pretty

other people makes you feel pretty normal and then um and then you have

normal and then um and then you have like a group you know you're seeing

like a group you know you're seeing people you're interacting more and so

people you're interacting more and so that's when you're listening you're

that's when you're listening you're listening to other people do the same

listening to other people do the same stuff that you're doing in terms of like

stuff that you're doing in terms of like staying sober how you stay so how you

staying sober how you stay so how you avoid Temptation that kind of [ __ ] yeah

avoid Temptation that kind of [ __ ] yeah and for me it's I don't even know if I

and for me it's I don't even know if I have a drug alcohol issue I think my

have a drug alcohol issue I think my thing is more like an emotion like

thing is more like an emotion like feeling kind of issue you know and so

feeling kind of issue you know and so like you try to kill the emotions with

like you try to kill the emotions with the drugs the alcohol yeah or I think I

the drugs the alcohol yeah or I think I just try to find my way away from them

just try to find my way away from them and it could almost be anything it could

and it could almost be anything it could be hit you know if you left me in here

be hit you know if you left me in here I'd probably continue to hit that over

I'd probably continue to hit that over the

the day you know just every now and then

day you know just every now and then ready to do it again just to check out

ready to do it again just to check out and I'm going to do it again in a minute

and I'm going to do it again in a minute push it over but uh just just something

push it over but uh just just something to kind of check out you know um because

to kind of check out you know um because like being alone with your feelings is

like being alone with your feelings is troubles

troubles yeah it's just like it's cuz I start to

yeah it's just like it's cuz I start to use I realize sometimes my alcohol was

use I realize sometimes my alcohol was almost my feelings like my like I would

almost my feelings like my like I would use my feelings almost like a alcohol

use my feelings almost like a alcohol like if I had feelings I would be like

like if I had feelings I would be like oh let's keep feeling them you know and

oh let's keep feeling them you know and i' get stuck in this kind of like oh

i' get stuck in this kind of like oh this is how I feel all the time you know

this is how I feel all the time you know and it's not good if you're not feeling

and it's not good if you're not feeling great so um so then you would just

great so um so then you would just constantly dwell on feeling bad and it

constantly dwell on feeling bad and it make you feel worse right and some of

make you feel worse right and some of that I would even be trying to do better

that I would even be trying to do better things to better myself I wasn't like

things to better myself I wasn't like laying at home I was actively trying to

laying at home I was actively trying to make myself better but I didn't realize

make myself better but I didn't realize that even then by like this has to get

that even then by like this has to get better this has to get better I'm still

better this has to get better I'm still kind of dwelling on it and not being in

kind of dwelling on it and not being in the moment right so then like things

the moment right so then like things like that that help me the most I think

like that that help me the most I think are just like working out associating

are just like working out associating with others you know working out's a big

with others you know working out's a big one right it's [ __ ] crazy Joe it's

one right it's [ __ ] crazy Joe it's crazy and I because I didn't have any of

crazy and I because I didn't have any of this until I kind of you know I know

this until I kind of you know I know that a lot of this was probably in me

that a lot of this was probably in me from growing up but I didn't have a lot

from growing up but I didn't have a lot of it until I think I really started not

of it until I think I really started not you know Fitness kind of left out of my

you know Fitness kind of left out of my regular daily routine how'd you get back

regular daily routine how'd you get back into it like what what was the step um

into it like what what was the step um like a lot of times when people get out

like a lot of times when people get out of stuff it's very hard to get back in

of stuff it's very hard to get back in so like what made you get back in

H I found just a good place to go so you were thinking I should probably get in

were thinking I should probably get in shape right and I started going and

shape right and I started going and after a few days in a row I was like oh

after a few days in a row I was like oh this is good then get momentum right you

this is good then get momentum right you get like a routine yeah and then I

get like a routine yeah and then I started like getting in this I got this

started like getting in this I got this blue this blue cube ice bath thing yeah

blue this blue cube ice bath thing yeah that's what we have here we have one of

that's what we have here we have one of those right next door yeah so they so I

those right next door yeah so they so I got in there and that started being like

got in there and that started being like all right I don't like doing this but

all right I don't like doing this but I'm keep you set it on purpose for the

I'm keep you set it on purpose for the 50s cuz that one goes down to 37° well

50s cuz that one goes down to 37° well I'm trying to get down there okay so you

I'm trying to get down there okay so you make sure it's warmer than that like you

make sure it's warmer than that like you can adjust it yeah yeah but I'm just you

can adjust it yeah yeah but I'm just you know I'm just incrementally getting down

know I'm just incrementally getting down so like 57 56 next week 55 yeah we'll be

so like 57 56 next week 55 yeah we'll be there in a while 49 hold on bro 45

there in a while 49 hold on bro 45 degrees oh Jesus I ain't looking for all

degrees oh Jesus I ain't looking for all that dark magic come on now you're

that dark magic come on now you're [ __ ] up mine at home goes to 33 I've

[ __ ] up mine at home goes to 33 I've seen your videos the morasco 33 34 yeah

seen your videos the morasco 33 34 yeah damn that's too much it's rough it's

damn that's too much it's rough it's like I I had to climb in under the ice

like I I had to climb in under the ice to lift up big sheets of ice and climb

to lift up big sheets of ice and climb under them yeah really yeah yeah you're

under them yeah really yeah yeah you're a lying no no no there's a video of it

a lying no no no there's a video of it there's a video of me from my Instagram

there's a video of me from my Instagram like uh I'm there's to much there's a

like uh I'm there's to much there's a giant chunk of ice you can find it

giant chunk of ice you can find it there's a giant chunk of ice that I pick

there's a giant chunk of ice that I pick up it's like it's big it's like like two

up it's like it's big it's like like two feet long that's too much man and I I

feet long that's too much man and I I climb into the thing and that [ __ ] when

climb into the thing and that [ __ ] when I get in there baby it's just that

I get in there baby it's just that little you know it's that little

little you know it's that little Christmas Skillet bro that [ __ ] is ice

Christmas Skillet bro that [ __ ] is ice cold yeah just this is a different kind

cold yeah just this is a different kind of numbing cold it's freezing cold but

of numbing cold it's freezing cold but but when you get out you feel so good

but when you get out you feel so good mhm and I'm making my way I'm making my

mhm and I'm making my way I'm making my way Joe yeah look here's me oh hi

way Joe yeah look here's me oh hi everybody so I'm climbing right out of

everybody so I'm climbing right out of the sauna see all the ice in there so

the sauna see all the ice in there so it's me coming I worked out and then I

it's me coming I worked out and then I went and they usually do this so look at

went and they usually do this so look at this chunk of ice see that [ __ ] I

this chunk of ice see that [ __ ] I usually do this right after cardio so

usually do this right after cardio so this is like a cardio session wow dude

this is like a cardio session wow dude yeah you look like one of those turkeys

yeah you look like one of those turkeys when they tie it up and it gets all like

when they tie it up and it gets all like kind of like lined out what you know

kind of like lined out what you know what I'm talking about when they put

what I'm talking about when they put that rope around that uh the ham and

that rope around that uh the ham and it's got all the [ __ ] oh my sixpack

it's got all the [ __ ] oh my sixpack yeah damn it's called working out son

yeah damn it's called working out son yeah it is I didn't know what that end

yeah it is I didn't know what that end game could be like baby that's freaking

game could be like baby that's freaking wild dude congratulations

wild dude congratulations man just keep working out and you'll get

man just keep working out and you'll get there too yeah so yeah but yeah

there too yeah so yeah but yeah everything's I'm feel good man that

everything's I'm feel good man that thing is really good for um depression

thing is really good for um depression too it's really good for anxiety too the

too it's really good for anxiety too the um epinephrine nor epinephrine that you

um epinephrine nor epinephrine that you get from uh heavy cold exposure is

get from uh heavy cold exposure is really good for your mental state as

really good for your mental state as well it's really good for people and

well it's really good for people and it's also like a very a serious struggle

it's also like a very a serious struggle because the three minutes that you do I

because the three minutes that you do I think that day I did three sometimes I

think that day I did three sometimes I do five but that's the most I do now I

do five but that's the most I do now I did 20 once it's I don't I don't

did 20 once it's I don't I don't recommend that I'm doing 11 right now

recommend that I'm doing 11 right now for a few days 11 at 50 something that's

for a few days 11 at 50 something that's good yeah that's probably plenty if

good yeah that's probably plenty if you're doing 11 at 50 something degrees

you're doing 11 at 50 something degrees that's probably all the benefits that

that's probably all the benefits that I'm getting doing three at 34 or

I'm getting doing three at 34 or whatever ever it is but it's um it's

whatever ever it is but it's um it's great for your mind like you get out you

great for your mind like you get out you feel happier and more peaceful oh I feel

feel happier and more peaceful oh I feel [ __ ] ready dude yeah it's such a

[ __ ] ready dude yeah it's such a struggle cuz it's it's a real life or

struggle cuz it's it's a real life or death struggle when you're in there and

death struggle when you're in there and it's 34 degree water and you're in there

it's 34 degree water and you're in there for 3 to 5 minutes that is a real life

for 3 to 5 minutes that is a real life or death struggle Because by the end of

or death struggle Because by the end of it I'm shaking like my body's shaking

it I'm shaking like my body's shaking under the water and I'm like 30 more

under the water and I'm like 30 more seconds 30 more seconds and now um what

seconds 30 more seconds and now um what I do is if I do hot cold hot cold I

I do is if I do hot cold hot cold I always finish on cold cuz I let my body

always finish on cold cuz I let my body reheat itself naturally yeah yeah I like

reheat itself naturally yeah yeah I like it man well what I like about it is I'm

it man well what I like about it is I'm doing something I don't want to do every

doing something I don't want to do every time I start doing things I don't want

time I start doing things I don't want to do I grow yes that is a that's a

to do I grow yes that is a that's a lesson that people need to hear and

lesson that people need to hear and learn it's so important because

learn it's so important because everybody just wants to be comfortable

everybody just wants to be comfortable everybody wants to sit in the I don't

everybody wants to sit in the I don't want to go outside it's cold I don't

want to go outside it's cold I don't want to do this it's hot like you've got

want to do this it's hot like you've got to do things that you don't want to do

to do things that you don't want to do cuz you show your body that your mind is

cuz you show your body that your mind is the boss your mind is tell telling your

the boss your mind is tell telling your body what to do and then you have

body what to do and then you have control yeah Dustin texted me one day

control yeah Dustin texted me one day poier texted me he's like you can't wait

poier texted me he's like you can't wait for everything to be okay to live your

for everything to be okay to live your life that's what and it was you ever get

life that's what and it was you ever get a text from somebody is just one of

a text from somebody is just one of those moments where it [ __ ] gets

those moments where it [ __ ] gets through to you you know and I was like

through to you you know and I was like [ __ ] yeah man that's a very point and

[ __ ] yeah man that's a very point and obviously coming from a guy like him

obviously coming from a guy like him who's I mean accomplished incredible

who's I mean accomplished incredible things and done so in one of the most

things and done so in one of the most difficult things to accomplish

difficult things to accomplish incredible things like he's a fighter a

incredible things like he's a fighter a [ __ ] cage fighter at the highest

[ __ ] cage fighter at the highest level of the game talking about a guy

level of the game talking about a guy who knocked out Conor McGregor you know

who knocked out Conor McGregor you know are bananas he's he's a beast oh yeah so

are bananas he's he's a beast oh yeah so like his ability to like get things done

like his ability to like get things done is exceptional yeah you know he's an

is exceptional yeah you know he's an exceptional person and so his

exceptional person and so his understanding of that fact that you

understanding of that fact that you can't just wait for things to get

can't just wait for things to get perfect you gota just go out and do

perfect you gota just go out and do stuff I always tell people that about

stuff I always tell people that about working out like [ __ ] your motivation

working out like [ __ ] your motivation [ __ ] your motivation you need discipline

[ __ ] your motivation you need discipline because motivation is not there every

because motivation is not there every day motiv I'm missing motivation most

day motiv I'm missing motivation most days some days yeah sometimes I got

days some days yeah sometimes I got motivation sometimes like [ __ ] yeah

motivation sometimes like [ __ ] yeah today I feel good I can't wait to get to

today I feel good I can't wait to get to the gym a lot of days like got to get to

the gym a lot of days like got to get to the gym and then once I get going then I

the gym and then once I get going then I feel great and I feel great when it's

feel great and I feel great when it's over but it's that beginning part that's

over but it's that beginning part that's hard because your body wants to stay

hard because your body wants to stay comfortable your body a tricky like man

comfortable your body a tricky like man today should take the day off Theo you

today should take the day off Theo you don't feel good Theo what did you get

don't feel good Theo what did you get like 6 hour sleep last night that's not

like 6 hour sleep last night that's not enough oh yeah that whatever that is

enough oh yeah that whatever that is that guy lives on my shoulder that

that guy lives on my shoulder that little sleepy guy that [ __ ] dude

little sleepy guy that [ __ ] dude I might have a twin that never separated

I might have a twin that never separated baby cuz that fell is chatty it's a lot

baby cuz that fell is chatty it's a lot of people a lot of people have that

of people a lot of people have that chatty guy telling you to take naps yeah

chatty guy telling you to take naps yeah telling you eat that piece of cake yeah

telling you eat that piece of cake yeah that's been yeah so that kind of stuff's

that's been yeah so that kind of stuff's been helping me man but I'm feeling yeah

been helping me man but I'm feeling yeah I'm excited man I'll probably go back on

I'm excited man I'll probably go back on tour later this year yeah um you've been

tour later this year yeah um you've been writing a lot yeah I've been doing a lot

writing a lot yeah I've been doing a lot and I just got off a tour I just I've

and I just got off a tour I just I've been touring for like 16 years you know

been touring for like 16 years you know so like I just took you know my last

so like I just took you know my last tour date was a month ago but I think

tour date was a month ago but I think I'm want to take like another month off

I'm want to take like another month off um do you write like physically right

um do you write like physically right you sit in front of a computer you sit

you sit in front of a computer you sit in front of a notebook yep I'll sit in

in front of a notebook yep I'll sit in front of a computer and I'll go through

front of a computer and I'll go through I'll listen to some old sets put more

I'll listen to some old sets put more stuff in oh this was an ad on here that

stuff in oh this was an ad on here that popped out of me a lot of it pops out of

popped out of me a lot of it pops out of me on stage though yeah isn't that

me on stage though yeah isn't that interesting when things do that that's

interesting when things do that that's why it's so important to record that's

why it's so important to record that's the magic baby yeah like you're in that

the magic baby yeah like you're in that moment you're in that weird moment where

moment you're in that weird moment where you got people laughing and you're in

you got people laughing and you're in the groove you're in that Zen moment

the groove you're in that Zen moment yeah isn't that best I love that man and

yeah isn't that best I love that man and that's what I miss I think sometimes

that's what I miss I think sometimes about the way the the store a little bit

about the way the the store a little bit you know or not miss about it but it's

you know or not miss about it but it's like that's what was perfect that was

like that's what was perfect that was what was awesome about it it was just

what was awesome about it it was just like such a it was a fun group there

like such a it was a fun group there yeah it was a fun group there and um and

yeah it was a fun group there and um and that was a Vibe man but yeah I'll

that was a Vibe man but yeah I'll probably get back out a little bit later

probably get back out a little bit later this year and uh and do some more dates

this year and uh and do some more dates and have you done any sets at the store

and have you done any sets at the store yeah I've done some yeah yeah what's it

yeah I've done some yeah yeah what's it like there I'm still like back in La

like there I'm still like back in La probably 4 months out of the Year oh

probably 4 months out of the Year oh yeah yeah do you stay do you have a

yeah yeah do you stay do you have a apartment still have my same apartment

apartment still have my same apartment oh that's nice yeah so you can go back

oh that's nice yeah so you can go back anytime you want it's your place it's

anytime you want it's your place it's not like you're staying in a hotel

not like you're staying in a hotel that's that's nice yeah I chose to do

that's that's nice yeah I chose to do that that's been good um it's a little

that that's been good um it's a little sketchy there now isn't it yeah it's

sketchy there now isn't it yeah it's just different I guess touch and go in

just different I guess touch and go in those streets yeah yeah it gets a little

those streets yeah yeah it gets a little risque out there you want to [ __ ]

risque out there you want to [ __ ] bring your own you want to you know you

bring your own you want to you know you want to bring your silverware in you

want to bring your silverware in you know even when you're doing for a wall

know even when you're doing for a wall they're handing out Concealed Carry

they're handing out Concealed Carry Permits in LA are they yeah they give

Permits in LA are they yeah they give them to you now did they always do that

them to you now did they always do that uh-uh it was hard to get one before real

uh-uh it was hard to get one before real hard to get one it turned down a lot of

hard to get one it turned down a lot of people you have like a real threat you

people you have like a real threat you had to own like a jewelry store do you

had to own like a jewelry store do you feel like we're headed to that place

feel like we're headed to that place where it's just going to be sort of the

where it's just going to be sort of the Wild West again because like is like is

Wild West again because like is like is the is it going to get so strange that

the is it going to get so strange that like um security is just going to be

like um security is just going to be like a privatized thing mostly like

like a privatized thing mostly like what's going to happen it could I think

what's going to happen it could I think most likely people are going to get fed

most likely people are going to get fed up and they're going to elect some

up and they're going to elect some officials and some U government people

officials and some U government people that come in and clean it up that's what

that come in and clean it up that's what they did in New York City that's when

they did in New York City that's when Giuliani took over New York City and

Giuliani took over New York City and cleaned it up La is going to have to

cleaned it up La is going to have to there's this guy Rick Caruso who's

there's this guy Rick Caruso who's running for mayor in LA and he's um he's

running for mayor in LA and he's um he's a big-time developer and you know he's

a big-time developer and you know he's basically saying look I in one year I

basically saying look I in one year I can put most of the homeless situation

can put most of the homeless situation get those people to shelters house them

get those people to shelters house them take care of them I get them off the

take care of them I get them off the streets and these people aren't doing

streets and these people aren't doing that now and uh he wants that he wants

that now and uh he wants that he wants that to be a number one priority because

that to be a number one priority because if you're a guy who's a real estate

if you're a guy who's a real estate developer and you're developing a

developer and you're developing a project and across the street from you

project and across the street from you there like 8010 like that's not good for

there like 8010 like that's not good for business yeah it's not good for any it's

business yeah it's not good for any it's not good for those people either it's

not good for those people either it's not good for anyone yeah and they you

not good for anyone yeah and they you know they're being ignored and in fact

know they're being ignored and in fact even encouraged because there's laws

even encouraged because there's laws that protect them and make it easier for

that protect them and make it easier for them to live like that and downtown LA

them to live like that and downtown LA is [ __ ] Mad Max right now I mean I

is [ __ ] Mad Max right now I mean I don't know if you've seen any of the

don't know if you've seen any of the more recent videos of downtown

more recent videos of downtown La um holy [ __ ] man no we saw a guy with

La um holy [ __ ] man no we saw a guy with a sword in Albuquerque I think I told

a sword in Albuquerque I think I told you about that though we saw a guy with

you about that though we saw a guy with a sword is protecting the streets one

a sword is protecting the streets one night but he like Dracula that sword

night but he like Dracula that sword that kind of Sword [ __ ] he was this

that kind of Sword [ __ ] he was this dude was it was crazy the guy's walking

dude was it was crazy the guy's walking on the street with a [ __ ] you know

on the street with a [ __ ] you know with a sword yeah and he had it like

with a sword yeah and he had it like that you know like how it's oh like a

that you know like how it's oh like a samurai yeah he was ready to go and he

samurai yeah he was ready to go and he was not a licensed Samurai there's no

was not a licensed Samurai there's no way this guy was he was like 6'4 what

way this guy was he was like 6'4 what you can't be a tall Samurai I don't

you can't be a tall Samurai I don't think so so why not think about it man

think so so why not think about it man oh let's all hide oh Danny huh you're

oh let's all hide oh Danny huh you're like oh let's all hide oh [ __ ]

like oh let's all hide oh [ __ ] Danny's here you know tall ass well I

Danny's here you know tall ass well I think Samurai Wen ninjas you're thinking

think Samurai Wen ninjas you're thinking of ninjas not samurai oh yeah maybe I'm

of ninjas not samurai oh yeah maybe I'm thinking of ninjas yeah samur don't hide

thinking of ninjas yeah samur don't hide they're come to [ __ ] you up oh yeah then

they're come to [ __ ] you up oh yeah then this guy would probably be good then

this guy would probably be good then yeah it'd be perfect got a nice reach

yeah it'd be perfect got a nice reach yeah yeah I didn't think about that he

yeah yeah I didn't think about that he just looked like he was just reaching

just looked like he was just reaching for I don't

for I don't know just reaching for the Lord man it's

know just reaching for the Lord man it's got one doing

got one doing reing for the Lord it was middle of the

reing for the Lord it was middle of the night yeah we' done a show there and it

night yeah we' done a show there and it was just I mean it's Albuquerque it's

was just I mean it's Albuquerque it's wild you know the aliens are on the

wild you know the aliens are on the ground you think yeah dude do you think

ground you think yeah dude do you think the aliens are in New Mexico I mean dude

the aliens are in New Mexico I mean dude yeah bro go to Albuquerque Roswell bro

yeah bro go to Albuquerque Roswell bro Roswell that's where they crashed well

Roswell that's where they crashed well they if they crashed they all [ __ ]

they if they crashed they all [ __ ] they rented cars and drove over to

they rented cars and drove over to Albuquerque

Albuquerque then do you believe do you believe

then do you believe do you believe they're visiting

they're visiting us I believe that were them that they're

us I believe that were them that they're us just from way in the future I think

us just from way in the future I think so too I'm glad you said that a lot of

so too I'm glad you said that a lot of people have been saying that lately I

people have been saying that lately I think that's a thing that people kind of

think that's a thing that people kind of have in the back of their head that

have in the back of their head that that's where we're going to be that's

that's where we're going to be that's what we're going to do we're going to

what we're going to do we're going to look like that one day well yeah you

look like that one day well yeah you look at uh Facebook you know at Mark and

look at uh Facebook you know at Mark and you look at Elon you look at a lot of

you look at Elon you look at a lot of these guys who are you know mentally on

these guys who are you know mentally on the edge kind of of computer humans you

the edge kind of of computer humans you know and their wodies are white

know and their wodies are white and they look just like a alien you know

and they look just like a alien you know they have a very they're as close as

they have a very they're as close as we're getting well I think if you look

we're getting well I think if you look at like Ancient Man like ancient

at like Ancient Man like ancient hominids they were muscular and hairy

hominids they were muscular and hairy and you look at people today they're

and you look at people today they're doughy and spindly and they're moving

doughy and spindly and they're moving towards that general direction I think

towards that general direction I think that's what when we look at that alien

that's what when we look at that alien that that Steven Spielberg Close

that that Steven Spielberg Close Encounters of the Third Kind type alien

Encounters of the Third Kind type alien that's like an archetypal image that we

that's like an archetypal image that we have in our Consciousness I think we w

have in our Consciousness I think we w recognize that that's where we're going

recognize that that's where we're going and then we're going to be connected to

and then we're going to be connected to technology in some very bizarre way and

technology in some very bizarre way and we're most likely going to be like a

we're most likely going to be like a some sort of a cyborg well you the thing

some sort of a cyborg well you the thing about aliens you don't see them with no

about aliens you don't see them with no backpacks or no transistors or anything

backpacks or no transistors or anything they're just just chilling they're

they're just just chilling they're probably not even a biological creature

probably not even a biological creature anymore at a certain point in time I

anymore at a certain point in time I think that's where uh life goes life

think that's where uh life goes life creates this sort of artificial life

creates this sort of artificial life and then transitions to becoming it and

and then transitions to becoming it and I think life symbiotically attaches

I think life symbiotically attaches itself to technology and becomes a

itself to technology and becomes a cyborg some sort of a some sort of a

cyborg some sort of a some sort of a part biology part computer and then it

part biology part computer and then it realizes that the biology is just in the

realizes that the biology is just in the way the biology part just wants to [ __ ]

way the biology part just wants to [ __ ] and yell and cry and you know you're

and yell and cry and you know you're trying to like create black holes like I

trying to like create black holes like I don't have time for this you're all

don't have time for this you're all there in the corner crying yeah we're

there in the corner crying yeah we're going to be yeah that kind of stuff's

going to be yeah that kind of stuff's going to be so archaic dude you know

going to be so archaic dude you know what's going to be really [ __ ] huh

what's going to be really [ __ ] huh Instagram influencers are trying to

Instagram influencers are trying to motivate you yeah you got to get out

motivate you yeah you got to get out there and chase your dreams the world's

there and chase your dreams the world's not waiting for you you know they're

not waiting for you you know they're doomed yeah those people they you it's a

doomed yeah those people they you it's a dying Market is it yeah what are you GNA

dying Market is it yeah what are you GNA do you know motivate people and

do you know motivate people and everybody can see through walls and read

everybody can see through walls and read minds like that [ __ ] ain't going to work

minds like that [ __ ] ain't going to work yeah that's true and also contractors

yeah that's true and also contractors will have to [ __ ] really step their

will have to [ __ ] really step their game up contractors just if people are

game up contractors just if people are seeing through walls and stuff people

seeing through walls and stuff people are going to be like hey man they you

are going to be like hey man they you know neighbors know yeah the neighbors

know neighbors know yeah the neighbors know well I think the neighbors are

know well I think the neighbors are going to know because everyone's going

going to know because everyone's going to be able to know what everyone's doing

to be able to know what everyone's doing I think in the future there will be no

I think in the future there will be no privacy I think that is one thing like

privacy I think that is one thing like right now there's no real privacy in

right now there's no real privacy in terms of like the government 100% can

terms of like the government 100% can listen to your phone you know um I've

listen to your phone you know um I've had people that were like Gavin debecker

had people that were like Gavin debecker who's a real security expert and he was

who's a real security expert and he was talking to me about Pegasus and Pegasus

talking to me about Pegasus and Pegasus was the system that they developed they

was the system that they developed they used on um oh on the Bezos the on Jeff

used on um oh on the Bezos the on Jeff Bezos that's how Jeff Bezos remember

Bezos that's how Jeff Bezos remember when Jeff Bezos had like photos and text

when Jeff Bezos had like photos and text messages and they they used it to like

messages and they they used it to like make embarrass him and it was about him

make embarrass him and it was about him and his girlfriend yeah remember that

and his girlfriend yeah remember that yeah well um that was got there was they

yeah well um that was got there was they got that through this Pegasus system so

got that through this Pegasus system so someone sent him a WhatsApp the uh MBS

someone sent him a WhatsApp the uh MBS from Saudi Arabia sent him a what

from Saudi Arabia sent him a what WhatsApp message and that WhatsApp

WhatsApp message and that WhatsApp message had inside of it a link that he

message had inside of it a link that he clicked on and that link downloaded

clicked on and that link downloaded Pegasus onto his phone and then they got

Pegasus onto his phone and then they got access to his entire details of his

access to his entire details of his phone and through that they got a hold

phone and through that they got a hold of these text messages that he had with

of these text messages that he had with his girl and then they made them public

his girl and then they made them public and they they you know try to embarrass

and they they you know try to embarrass him can Tik Tok take our text messages

him can Tik Tok take our text messages you think yes oh Jesus yeah I think they

you think yes oh Jesus yeah I think they get everything I think they get all your

get everything I think they get all your your recordings all your audio they know

your recordings all your audio they know what music you're listening to what

what music you're listening to what YouTube videos you're watching I think

YouTube videos you're watching I think get everything all the porn you're

get everything all the porn you're watching all the porn you're watching

watching all the porn you're watching I'm not watching any all of it zero I've

I'm not watching any all of it zero I've seen

seen some but I haven't seen that much you

some but I haven't seen that much you know I mean I don't think there's are

know I mean I don't think there's are you into like step sister porn no you

you into like step sister porn no you stepmom porn I like the hot Ms do you

stepmom porn I like the hot Ms do you yeah like a hot 40-year-old goes to the

yeah like a hot 40-year-old goes to the gym that's my kind of girl oh yeah

gym that's my kind of girl oh yeah trying to think if I've made love to

trying to think if I've made love to anybody like that in my

anybody like that in my life I don't know if I have or not

life I don't know if I have or not what's your type

what's your type I like probably volleyball chick a

I like probably volleyball chick a strong girl athletic yeah yeah some

strong girl athletic yeah yeah some athleticism I like it um maybe has an

athleticism I like it um maybe has an has a family member that can't speak

has a family member that can't speak English that good oh okay foreigners

English that good oh okay foreigners Foreigner or even mentally [ __ ] unw

Foreigner or even mentally [ __ ] unw to be here oh mentally unwell you like

to be here oh mentally unwell you like that I know if there somebody their

that I know if there somebody their family is okay cuz they're loving people

family is okay cuz they're loving people cuz you can't be right because you're

cuz you can't be right because you're compassionate cuz you have this family

compassionate cuz you have this family member nurses challenges nurses very

member nurses challenges nurses very kind people right

kind people right some of them some of them not so nice

some of them some of them not so nice yeah nurse

yeah nurse ratchet remember her or uh Kathy Bates

ratchet remember her or uh Kathy Bates from Miser a nurse wasn't Kathy Bates a

from Miser a nurse wasn't Kathy Bates a nurse From Misery the Stephen King movie

nurse From Misery the Stephen King movie I remember if she was a nurse she broke

I remember if she was a nurse she broke James Khan's ankles rest in peace James

James Khan's ankles rest in peace James Conan oh that mov Rec yeah misery oh

Conan oh that mov Rec yeah misery oh dude that she's a former nurse yeah

dude that she's a former nurse yeah thank God for Uber huh well and then

thank God for Uber huh well and then there was also that nurse there was one

there was also that nurse there was one nurse that was uh killing all of her

nurse that was uh killing all of her patients there was a nurse that uh they

patients there was a nurse that uh they found there was like a disproportionate

found there was like a disproportionate number of people that were dying under

number of people that were dying under her care they'll do that if you're not

her care they'll do that if you're not nice to them there's 18 serial killer

nice to them there's 18 serial killer nurses who murdered their patients

nurses who murdered their patients there's I don't know which one Jesus

there's I don't know which one Jesus Christ that guy killed hold on go back

Christ that guy killed hold on go back up to that guy this dude look at this

up to that guy this dude look at this Niles Hogle may have killed more than 90

Niles Hogle may have killed more than 90 people February 2013 uh 15 German

people February 2013 uh 15 German not how do you say hogel hogel was

not how do you say hogel hogel was jailed for two murders and several

jailed for two murders and several attempted Mur murders at the delman

attempted Mur murders at the delman horse hospital he would inject his

horse hospital he would inject his patients with a cardiovascular drug to

patients with a cardiovascular drug to create a medical emergency and then step

create a medical emergency and then step in to resuscitate them at the last

in to resuscitate them at the last moment oh wow so he was just like thrill

moment oh wow so he was just like thrill killing oh my God go back up to her

killing oh my God go back up to her that's back AIA D but look at her face

that's back AIA D but look at her face she looks like a lady who killed 400

she looks like a lady who killed 400 people Amelia Dy is one of the most

people Amelia Dy is one of the most notorious serial killers in history

notorious serial killers in history although she was only convicted of 12

although she was only convicted of 12 deaths evidence suggest her True Body

deaths evidence suggest her True Body Count was at least 400 her crimes took

Count was at least 400 her crimes took place during a 20-year time span in the

place during a 20-year time span in the late 1800s and all of her victims were

late 1800s and all of her victims were babies oh my God what a freaking [ __ ]

babies oh my God what a freaking [ __ ] dude if you're going to attack babies Dy

dude if you're going to attack babies Dy was a trained nurse who turned to Baby

was a trained nurse who turned to Baby farming to make money baby

farming to make money baby farming yeah it's like puppy mills kind

farming yeah it's like puppy mills kind of she would offer to adopt or nurse a

of she would offer to adopt or nurse a child in return for a fee but then would

child in return for a fee but then would typically terminate the babies within

typically terminate the babies within Days by drugging them with opium based

Days by drugging them with opium based substances or smothering

substances or smothering them she actually Ser served six months

them she actually Ser served six months in prison for negligence in 1879 but

in prison for negligence in 1879 but Dyer wasn't arrested for her crimes till

Dyer wasn't arrested for her crimes till 1896 her reign of terror finally ended

1896 her reign of terror finally ended permanently on June 10th 1896 she was

permanently on June 10th 1896 she was executed by hanging for the murder of 12

executed by hanging for the murder of 12 infants that's the past man holy [ __ ]

infants that's the past man holy [ __ ] man see every time I try and romanticize

man see every time I try and romanticize the past you got to think there was some

the past you got to think there was some freaking crazy folks out there this is

freaking crazy folks out there this is the best time to be alive [ __ ] the past

the best time to be alive [ __ ] the past yeah you always say that I like that

yeah you always say that I like that this the best time to be alive it's a

this the best time to be alive it's a good thing huh yeah there's listen

good thing huh yeah there's listen there's troubles and trials and

there's troubles and trials and tribulations and there's difficulties in

tribulations and there's difficulties in today's life but it's also a time of

today's life but it's also a time of unprecedented information and kindness

unprecedented information and kindness Fu up oh my God danielia POG Al and Ed

Fu up oh my God danielia POG Al and Ed her patients and then took selfies with

her patients and then took selfies with them so she killed them and then took

them so she killed them and then took selfies Italian nurse Daniela Daniela

selfies Italian nurse Daniela Daniela poii Pali uh allegedly killed at least

poii Pali uh allegedly killed at least 90 of her patients on purpose because

90 of her patients on purpose because they were bothersome interesting word

they were bothersome interesting word while she vly denied the charges the

while she vly denied the charges the Italian government thought otherwise and

Italian government thought otherwise and charged her in 2014 with her crimes uh

charged her in 2014 with her crimes uh Not only was POI Al present for 96

Not only was POI Al present for 96 deaths during time as a nurse a very

deaths during time as a nurse a very high number according to authorities but

high number according to authorities but she also took selfies with her deceased

she also took selfies with her deceased patients police say she stole money and

patients police say she stole money and jewelry from the victims and bragged to

jewelry from the victims and bragged to others that she killed them because they

others that she killed them because they annoyed her oh my God but do you think

annoyed her oh my God but do you think that's just a sign of the time it's like

that's just a sign of the time it's like these people get selfies with anything

these people get selfies with anything all the time so it's like do you think

all the time so it's like do you think it's just like oh they died I'm also

it's just like oh they died I'm also getting the selfie I guess if you do it

getting the selfie I guess if you do it that much and it's obvious that you're

that much and it's obvious that you're you want to be a bad person well I think

you want to be a bad person well I think she's a sick [ __ ] and she was like

she's a sick [ __ ] and she was like she's killing them the Selfies is not

she's killing them the Selfies is not that creepy in comparison to just the

that creepy in comparison to just the fact that she's killing them yeah I

fact that she's killing them yeah I wonder how you te I wonder how you get

wonder how you te I wonder how you get te I mean if we can test people for that

te I mean if we can test people for that but dude then all those shows Date Line

but dude then all those shows Date Line all that's going to be a rrap bro like

all that's going to be a rrap bro like I've wanted more people to kill people

I've wanted more people to kill people just so you have more of those shows to

just so you have more of those shows to watch [ __ ] hate to say

watch [ __ ] hate to say that I think there's plenty of stories

that I think there's plenty of stories from the past no I've seen them all

from the past no I've seen them all repackage

repackage them everybody knows it bro there's we

them everybody knows it bro there's we need need new content we need people to

need need new content we need people to freaking okay why do women like those

freaking okay why do women like those shows so much women love those serial

shows so much women love those serial killer shows I've always thought and

killer shows I've always thought and this is going to come back to haunt me

this is going to come back to haunt me that a lot of women want to be murdered

that a lot of women want to be murdered or want to be have a man show up because

or want to be have a man show up because it's the closest thing to that night and

it's the closest thing to that night and shining armor you know but it's like

shining armor you know but it's like it's a Man shows up it's like at night

it's a Man shows up it's like at night it has all this mystery to it do you

it has all this mystery to it do you think that's why they like vampires it's

think that's why they like vampires it's close think about that

close think about that remember how many women were in love

remember how many women were in love with the Twilight

with the Twilight thing yeah yeah Robert patson he was a

thing yeah yeah Robert patson he was a handsome beautiful

handsome beautiful vampire yeah dude I mean think about

vampire yeah dude I mean think about it's like it's the clo it's like it's a

it's like it's the clo it's like it's a mystery they're there at night there's

mystery they're there at night there's Romance the stars are in the sky right

Romance the stars are in the sky right bats and [ __ ] and they want to be you

bats and [ __ ] and they want to be you know it's like they a lot of times

know it's like they a lot of times there's a potential of sex there's

there's a potential of sex there's danger danger they protect you they

danger danger they protect you they don't kill you they kill everybody else

don't kill you they kill everybody else M that's why women love serial killers

M that's why women love serial killers like women have this crazy thing for

like women have this crazy thing for serial killers whenever there's a Serial

serial killers whenever there's a Serial not all em clearly not all women but

not all em clearly not all women but there's some very disturbed women that

there's some very disturbed women that are sexually aroused and attracted to

are sexually aroused and attracted to serial

serial killers and what they want you think sex

killers and what they want you think sex from them they want sex from them and I

from them they want sex from them and I think they're attracted to someone who

think they're attracted to someone who kills people I think this probably goes

kills people I think this probably goes back businessman no I think it probably

back businessman no I think it probably goes back to the time where you needed a

goes back to the time where you needed a man that is capable of killing people to

man that is capable of killing people to protect you because there's some people

protect you because there's some people that are just not capable of like

that are just not capable of like dealing with the idea it's it's him or

dealing with the idea it's it's him or me and we're going to fight with a sword

me and we're going to fight with a sword right right but the guy who can do that

right right but the guy who can do that and come out on top that's the guy who

and come out on top that's the guy who you want his gen cuz your children have

you want his gen cuz your children have a better chance of success so there's

a better chance of success so there's probably like this Twisted genetic

probably like this Twisted genetic reason why women are attracted to

reason why women are attracted to Killers yeah that's why they have those

Killers yeah that's why they have those fantasies the rape murder Fant I mean

fantasies the rape murder Fant I mean I'm not saying you know I probably

I'm not saying you know I probably shouldn't say that really but it's like

shouldn't say that really but it's like no but it's a commonly known reality yes

no but it's a commonly known reality yes a fantasy Twisted Fantasy but it's a

a fantasy Twisted Fantasy but it's a thing yeah like they don't have like the

thing yeah like they don't have like the yeah there's not like a stay-at-home dad

yeah there's not like a stay-at-home dad fantasy you know it's

fantasy you know it's like they have a real fantasy man

like they have a real fantasy man there's no stay at home down I have a

there's no stay at home down I have a friend who just got divorced from her

friend who just got divorced from her husband who's a stay-at-home dad and she

husband who's a stay-at-home dad and she was just at the end she had enough that

was just at the end she had enough that dude wow yeah and then she said to me

dude wow yeah and then she said to me she was like do you know any men like

she was like do you know any men like manly men to set me up with like she

manly men to set me up with like she wanted a [ __ ] man she was coming to

wanted a [ __ ] man she was coming to me cuz she was hoping that I knew like

me cuz she was hoping that I knew like some UFC fighter or something I'll get

some UFC fighter or something I'll get set her up well you ready huh are you

set her up well you ready huh are you ready for it I'll do my best a

ready for it I'll do my best a responsibility you can't say I'm going

responsibility you can't say I'm going to do my best okay sorry yes I am ready

to do my best okay sorry yes I am ready [ __ ] yeah I'm ready [ __ ] yeah yeah no

[ __ ] yeah I'm ready [ __ ] yeah yeah no this one I'm when you say are you ready

this one I'm when you say are you ready Theo are you ready I'm going to say I'm

Theo are you ready I'm going to say I'm I'm her I'm asking you are you ready

I'm her I'm asking you are you ready Theo to be a real man with me [ __ ]

Theo to be a real man with me [ __ ] yeah I'm not believing it damn was

yeah I'm not believing it damn was pretty [ __ ] good hold on I almost

pretty [ __ ] good hold on I almost believed it there some n there's a

believed it there some n there's a [ __ ] doubt in your

[ __ ] doubt in your voice time all right all right ask you

voice time all right all right ask you again I'll do it in a girl's voice maybe

again I'll do it in a girl's voice maybe it'll make you feel better yeah Theo are

it'll make you feel better yeah Theo are you ready to be a real man with me [ __ ]

you ready to be a real man with me [ __ ] yeah nope not buying it at all damn not

yeah nope not buying it at all damn not buying it all if I was a cop I'd arrest

buying it all if I was a cop I'd arrest you for lying come on

bro dang dog I thought I did pretty good man no no no you're just not used to it

man no no no you're just not used to it yeah try it on me all right Hey Joe are

yeah try it on me all right Hey Joe are you ready to be a real man [ __ ] yeah

you ready to be a real man [ __ ] yeah dang boy I did hit it did hit a little

dang boy I did hit it did hit a little yeah it's real all right let me try you

yeah it's real all right let me try you let me try one more time all right like

let me try one more time all right like I just something happened to me right uh

I just something happened to me right uh like I just came in from the rain

like I just came in from the rain likeing rain

likeing rain I Thunder Hey Joe are you ready to be a

I Thunder Hey Joe are you ready to be a real

real man um depends on what you want from me

man um depends on what you want from me why you wet do you own an umbrella did

why you wet do you own an umbrella did your car break down like what the [ __ ]

your car break down like what the [ __ ] is going on okay so now I see I don't

is going on okay so now I see I don't want to be that guy now you're a trouble

want to be that guy now you're a trouble you're a problem I'm a problem you might

you're a problem I'm a problem you might be one of them GS who comes in wet all

be one of them GS who comes in wet all the time yeah like you never figure out

the time yeah like you never figure out umbrellas your car is always getting a

umbrellas your car is always getting a flat tire you're annoying you're just

flat tire you're annoying you're just cleaning your glasses off you're a

cleaning your glasses off you're a problem yeah but also if I'm that guy

problem yeah but also if I'm that guy who's just like a bunch of qu it's like

who's just like a bunch of qu it's like I just want to be the [ __ ] yeah guy [ __ ]

I just want to be the [ __ ] yeah guy [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]

yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah you got to think [ __ ] yeah

yeah yeah you got to think [ __ ] yeah like you already have a heart on [ __ ]

like you already have a heart on [ __ ] yeah yeah that was real yeah that felt

yeah yeah that was real yeah that felt real like you think of yourself is

real like you think of yourself is you're already rock hard purple helmet

you're already rock hard purple helmet ready to go [ __ ]

ready to go [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah take a sniff of this and

yeah [ __ ] yeah take a sniff of this and then tell me

here he goes here he goes folks one more hit Shake it up Shake it up you ready to

hit Shake it up Shake it up you ready to be a real man get in

there yeah I feel alone give it to me do it I'm gonna do it give me some here we

it I'm gonna do it give me some here we go [ __ ]

go [ __ ] you get in there

you get in there Joseph no I didn't get

Joseph no I didn't get it get in

it get in there are you ready to be a real

man ah the first one I didn't really get but the second one I got a o I got a

but the second one I got a o I got a full blast look at my eyes [ __ ]

full blast look at my eyes [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] yeah oh put the lid on that

yeah [ __ ] yeah oh put the lid on that son [ __ ] no son I'm going to do one more

son [ __ ] no son I'm going to do one more oh my

God all right you're going hurt [Laughter]

[Laughter] yourself Fu it's still like lingers it's

yourself Fu it's still like lingers it's like attached to my nostril hair I can

like attached to my nostril hair I can taste it oh get in there Jamie you need

taste it oh get in there Jamie you need to get a hit of this I'm I'm tired of

to get a hit of this I'm I'm tired of your [ __ ] make that [ __ ] [ __ ]

your [ __ ] make that [ __ ] [ __ ] pop son get in there

pop son get in there dog he's like watching us suffer I know

dog he's like watching us suffer I know and he's not getting none of I want to

and he's not getting none of I want to see his elbows get hard there he go

see his elbows get hard there he go there he goes there he goes there he

there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes there he goes there

goes there he goes there he goes there he goes I told you oh he's moving his Li

he goes I told you oh he's moving his Li bro he's doing karate over there that

bro he's doing karate over there that new one's different it felt like chorine

new one's different it felt like chorine yeah yeah yeah that new one's different

yeah yeah yeah that new one's different that's what God wanted for you son

that's what God wanted for you son coming out already oh yeah yeah yeah

coming out already oh yeah yeah yeah it's no joke you got uh right in front

it's no joke you got uh right in front of you right in front of you tissues

of you right in front of you tissues right there BR that's what God wanted

right there BR that's what God wanted for you oh my God no joke no joke right

for you oh my God no joke no joke right how high could people get a long time

how high could people get a long time ago you think I think they got real high

ago you think I think they got real high oh my God yeah look at Jamie he was like

oh my God yeah look at Jamie he was like sitting there on the sidelines mocking

sitting there on the sidelines mocking us I know you know that's [ __ ] it

us I know you know that's [ __ ] it felt it felt like water with chlorine

felt it felt like water with chlorine was just going through my right right

was just going through my right right like it wasn't like a sniff it was like

like it wasn't like a sniff it was like like a solid thing went in your nose

like a solid thing went in your nose right oh yeah it's like you work at a

right oh yeah it's like you work at a wave pool dude with your face man that

wave pool dude with your face man that shit's hardcore it's hardcore it's

shit's hardcore it's hardcore it's good um I think people got real high

good um I think people got real high back in the day I mean that's uh the

back in the day I mean that's uh the there's a book The immortality Key by

there's a book The immortality Key by this guy Brian mesu uhhuh and uh he

this guy Brian mesu uhhuh and uh he detailed how the ancient Greeks during

detailed how the ancient Greeks during the Enlightenment they were all uh

the Enlightenment they were all uh drinking wine that was laced with uh

drinking wine that was laced with uh psychedelics and they they proved it

psychedelics and they they proved it they found these ancient Pottery vessels

they found these ancient Pottery vessels and they did samples on them and they

and they did samples on them and they found uh LSD in them lysergic acid it

found uh LSD in them lysergic acid it wasn't like LSD it was Urgot which is

wasn't like LSD it was Urgot which is like very similar it produces LSD like

like very similar it produces LSD like effects and that's what helped him think

effects and that's what helped him think of all that stuff yes 100 100% not only

of all that stuff yes 100 100% not only that but during the podcast because of

that but during the podcast because of the podcast and because of his book

the podcast and because of his book because he came on the podcast was so

because he came on the podcast was so popular and the book sold like crazy

popular and the book sold like crazy Harvard opened up a new field of study

Harvard opened up a new field of study dealing with the ancient Greeks in the

dealing with the ancient Greeks in the Enlightenment and psychedelic use wow

Enlightenment and psychedelic use wow man yeah so psychedelics have probably

man yeah so psychedelics have probably helped things progress over time 100% I

helped things progress over time 100% I mean think about what it did for you how

mean think about what it did for you how it opens up your feelings and thoughts

it opens up your feelings and thoughts and opens up your creativity for me it's

and opens up your creativity for me it's a it's been a giant source of creativity

a it's been a giant source of creativity it helps me so much it helps me just

it helps me so much it helps me just even just marijuana helps me so much

even just marijuana helps me so much with writing and and and thinking about

with writing and and and thinking about things and just checking my own behavior

things and just checking my own behavior to make sure that you know I'm proud of

to make sure that you know I'm proud of the way I think and talk and and you

the way I think and talk and and you know and making me uh communicate with

know and making me uh communicate with people that I might have had

people that I might have had difficulties with or apologize or reach

difficulties with or apologize or reach out to them like if maybe like we had a

out to them like if maybe like we had a dispute or something like that like the

dispute or something like that like the the feeling that you want to resolve

the feeling that you want to resolve things and just being in touch with your

things and just being in touch with your feelings and in touch with your thoughts

feelings and in touch with your thoughts and there just the the opening of

and there just the the opening of creativity it's also like the

creativity it's also like the recognizing that like having like

recognizing that like having like unresolved things in your head they're

unresolved things in your head they're not good for you yeah those things they

not good for you yeah those things they stay in your head you got to resolve

stay in your head you got to resolve them and when you resolve them then they

them and when you resolve them then they go away like it this weight lifts off of

go away like it this weight lifts off of your body but until that weight lifts

your body but until that weight lifts off your body you you you're going to

off your body you you you're going to carry those things around well that's

carry those things around well that's the same thing that like uh 12 step

the same thing that like uh 12 step programs do is like resentment you get

programs do is like resentment you get to resentment and you heal all those you

to resentment and you heal all those you know and 12-step programs that's another

know and 12-step programs that's another thing they do is you reach out and

thing they do is you reach out and resolve things to people you you

resolve things to people you you apologize to people people that you

apologize to people people that you might have wronged hey I'm sorry I stole

might have wronged hey I'm sorry I stole that coke from you you got to call them

that coke from you you got to call them and tell them yeah you know yeah so I

and tell them yeah you know yeah so I think yeah it's just a good way it's

think yeah it's just a good way it's it's almost a way of it's like a purging

it's almost a way of it's like a purging all of you know it's all interesting you

all of you know it's all interesting you know different modalities people use to

know different modalities people use to try and make themselves well or to to um

try and make themselves well or to to um keep tabs on themselves it's all real

keep tabs on themselves it's all real fascinating yeah it's real fascinating

fascinating yeah it's real fascinating you know there's a lot of stuff there's

you know there's a lot of stuff there's stuff on the inside stuff on the outside

stuff on the inside stuff on the outside um but yeah I'm glad to be alive and be

um but yeah I'm glad to be alive and be able to keep trying stuff and like uh

able to keep trying stuff and like uh keep competing against the world you

keep competing against the world you know and against myself yeah keep

know and against myself yeah keep getting better right that's the big

getting better right that's the big thing just keep improving on the way you

thing just keep improving on the way you interface with reality the way you

interface with reality the way you interface with other people the way you

interface with other people the way you do your life your job you get better on

do your life your job you get better on stage because of that too right you get

stage because of that too right you get more freedom you feel like you're more

more freedom you feel like you're more yourself more home your own skin Oh some

yourself more home your own skin Oh some of my last shows were some of the some

of my last shows were some of the some of my best you know and it's funny

of my best you know and it's funny because I used to think man I'll never

because I used to think man I'll never be able to create stuff that's going to

be able to create stuff that's going to get me you know like that's going to be

get me you know like that's going to be even better than some of my previous

even better than some of my previous stuff and then it's like yeah it just

stuff and then it's like yeah it just that's always the fear right yeah well

that's always the fear right yeah well I'm in that right now because cuz I'm

I'm in that right now because cuz I'm getting ready to film and then once I

getting ready to film and then once I film I'm [ __ ] you know I'm out of

film I'm [ __ ] you know I'm out of weapons I got to write all new [ __ ] it's

weapons I got to write all new [ __ ] it's like springtime but it's that feeling

like springtime but it's that feeling that scary feeling of having to create

that scary feeling of having to create new stuff that's exciting man it's so

new stuff that's exciting man it's so good for you yeah it's so important

good for you yeah it's so important because it's growth and it's also it's a

because it's growth and it's also it's a rare art form where you you get to start

rare art form where you you get to start from scratch whereas like musicians they

from scratch whereas like musicians they always everybody wants to hear those old

always everybody wants to hear those old hits you know Play Freebird people want

hits you know Play Freebird people want to hear those old hits yeah you could

to hear those old hits yeah you could even do covers yeah I mean you could I

even do covers yeah I mean you could I mean if you're a musician you could

mean if you're a musician you could [ __ ] tour with other people's [ __ ]

[ __ ] tour with other people's [ __ ] yeah you yeah you can yeah you could go

yeah you yeah you can yeah you could go and do a Arena and you go this is a song

and do a Arena and you go this is a song I Really Love uh Bruce Springsteen song

I Really Love uh Bruce Springsteen song People start cheering and uh you know

People start cheering and uh you know shout out to Bruce we can't do that

shout out to Bruce we can't do that can't do that no wonder what that would

can't do that no wonder what that would be like if somebody just said I'm going

be like if somebody just said I'm going to do covers of all these people's

to do covers of all these people's things people have done stuff like that

things people have done stuff like that before we used to do a show in stitches

before we used to do a show in stitches B in Austin Stitch's comedy club called

B in Austin Stitch's comedy club called Joe Biden night this is back when Joe

Joe Biden night this is back when Joe Biden had a drop out of his presidential

Biden had a drop out of his presidential run in 1988 because he got busted for

run in 1988 because he got busted for plagiarizing oh I didn't know that yeah

plagiarizing oh I didn't know that yeah yeah he plagiarized Robert Kennedy Jr's

yeah he plagiarized Robert Kennedy Jr's dad did he really yeah oh wow yeah he he

dad did he really yeah oh wow yeah he he plagiarized quite a few people and uh so

plagiarized quite a few people and uh so we it was so publicly known in

we it was so publicly known in 1988 that they had a night called Joe

1988 that they had a night called Joe Biden Knight damn and Joe Biden Knight

Biden Knight damn and Joe Biden Knight was like I would go up and do your act

was like I would go up and do your act like uh oh I see got bit my cousin so

like uh oh I see got bit my cousin so we'll see yeah I'll be doing your act

we'll see yeah I'll be doing your act and you would do my act and that was

and you would do my act and that was like a night where guys would go up and

like a night where guys would go up and do each other's acts damn that's we

do each other's acts damn that's we called it Joe Biden night was it fun was

called it Joe Biden night was it fun was fun yeah yeah was I think I think I did

fun yeah yeah was I think I think I did fit Simmons's act oh he's funny yeah

fit Simmons's act oh he's funny yeah he's funny funny as [ __ ] and back in the

he's funny funny as [ __ ] and back in the day you know Greg and I came up like

day you know Greg and I came up like almost exactly at the same time I think

almost exactly at the same time I think he was a week earlier or a week after me

he was a week earlier or a week after me but like within a week yeah man he's so

but like within a week yeah man he's so funny I always enjoy seeing him he's

funny I always enjoy seeing him he's like a um great person yeah he reminds

like a um great person yeah he reminds me of Andy cap remember

me of Andy cap remember him paper boy hat on I wear those hats a

him paper boy hat on I wear those hats a lot too yeah I love those hats it's good

lot too yeah I love those hats it's good Greg is the best he's just such a good

Greg is the best he's just such a good guy and he's so funny and the way he

guy and he's so funny and the way he laughs if you can make Greg laugh he

laughs if you can make Greg laugh he laughs like his whole body you know he's

laughs like his whole body you know he's like

like yeah he's one of those guys yeah it's

yeah he's one of those guys yeah it's funny seeing people laugh man yeah it's

funny seeing people laugh man yeah it's such a strange thing that someone that

such a strange thing that someone that we move and make a sound oh yeah I mean

we move and make a sound oh yeah I mean think about a show when you really kill

think about a show when you really kill like last night we had a killer show

like last night we had a killer show last night oh my God it was so much fun

last night oh my God it was so much fun last night was just there's there's

last night was just there's there's those nights where it's just popping

those nights where it's just popping last night it was popping and in the

last night it was popping and in the middle of it like I I was watching these

middle of it like I I was watching these guys just cry and laughing they were

guys just cry and laughing they were slapping the table and they were trying

slapping the table and they were trying to catch their breath and I was like I

to catch their breath and I was like I ain't even hit you with the best lines

ain't even hit you with the best lines yet and here comes the next one boom and

yet and here comes the next one boom and then on top of that you're compounding

then on top of that you're compounding bang bang bang and they walk out of

bang bang bang and they walk out of there they feel better like you feel

there they feel better like you feel better you walk out they're like God I

better you walk out they're like God I feel better man it's like an that's like

feel better man it's like an that's like an iasa it's like an experience it's

an iasa it's like an experience it's like a you know a release of things that

like a you know a release of things that yeah it all just kind of shakes you it's

yeah it all just kind of shakes you it's interesting all the little things that

interesting all the little things that are built into life and into the world

are built into life and into the world help us take care of ourselves strange

help us take care of ourselves strange State the state of laughter yeah because

State the state of laughter yeah because you

you shake you make a s you didn't even plan

shake you make a s you didn't even plan on doing

on doing it you start laugh your body shaking

it you start laugh your body shaking sometimes you can't breathe you know

sometimes you can't breathe you know sometimes someone will say something you

sometimes someone will say something you didn't see it coming and you're like oh

didn't see it coming and you're like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah some I remember what

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] yeah some I remember what dude came out of the closet one time at

dude came out of the closet one time at one of my shows he just was laugh he

one of my shows he just was laugh he just like I'm gay and just [ __ ] right

just like I'm gay and just [ __ ] right in the front row dude and his buddies

in the front row dude and his buddies are like Patrick chill out man really F

are like Patrick chill out man really F yeah have another beer dude you're out

yeah have another beer dude you're out of your [ __ ] mind what were you

of your [ __ ] mind what were you talking about that made him yell that

talking about that made him yell that out I don't remember no this about seven

out I don't remember no this about seven or eight years ago so it's just the

or eight years ago so it's just the laughter moved him to honor

okay do you think he had to explained that to his friends afterwards I mean I

that to his friends afterwards I mean I he ordered two beers

he ordered two beers immediately he did yeah wow I think he

immediately he did yeah wow I think he just wanted to freaking just put that

just wanted to freaking just put that damp tiger back in the cage you

damp tiger back in the cage you know the damn tiger he wasn't ready to

know the damn tiger he wasn't ready to be full-time gay man you know I don't

be full-time gay man you know I don't think he was ready for it but he wanted

think he was ready for it but he wanted he wanted to get that monkey off his

he wanted to get that monkey off his back huh shook it out of him yeah he

back huh shook it out of him yeah he wanted to get that freedom

wanted to get that freedom God that's got to be the worst that's

God that's got to be the worst that's one of the things that drives me the

one of the things that drives me the most crazy and makes me the most angry

most crazy and makes me the most angry about homophobia that it robs people of

about homophobia that it robs people of Freedom robs people of their life to

Freedom robs people of their life to just be who they are yeah you know yeah

just be who they are yeah you know yeah like imagine if a dad would just was

like imagine if a dad would just was saying all kinds of like anti-gay stuff

saying all kinds of like anti-gay stuff and then your kid is there and the kid

and then your kid is there and the kid is gay or even thinking about it or if

is gay or even thinking about it or if he has a gay friend now he's afraid to

he has a gay friend now he's afraid to int even introduce his dad to his friend

int even introduce his dad to his friend like I think there's a lot of guys that

like I think there's a lot of guys that say a lot of anti-gay stuff cuz they

say a lot of anti-gay stuff cuz they have gay feelings and they're angry

have gay feelings and they're angry they're angry at the feeling like the

they're angry at the feeling like the guys that are mad about gay people you

guys that are mad about gay people you know there's there's people that like

know there's there's people that like say gay things cuz they think it's funny

say gay things cuz they think it's funny but then those there's people that'll be

but then those there's people that'll be angry about gay people they get mad and

angry about gay people they get mad and those people I'm always like suspect

those people I'm always like suspect like why are you mad yeah why you mad at

like why are you mad yeah why you mad at why someone loves someone else like what

why someone loves someone else like what what is it about you being mad that

what is it about you being mad that someone is sexually attracted to someone

someone is sexually attracted to someone that's of the same sex there's so many

that's of the same sex there's so many people that are like that it's so easy

people that are like that it's so easy to find them now like if you were on an

to find them now like if you were on an app if you wanted an like you want to

app if you wanted an like you want to like get some gay sex like gay guys can

like get some gay sex like gay guys can find each other now this is not like uh

find each other now this is not like uh like you didn't know I don't want to put

like you didn't know I don't want to put myself out there like it's accepted it's

myself out there like it's accepted it's a normal thing now it's it's like the

a normal thing now it's it's like the social stigma of it is almost all gone

social stigma of it is almost all gone with modern society with most polite

with modern society with most polite Society dude we used to get high when we

Society dude we used to get high when we were kids and we go outside and get high

were kids and we go outside and get high and then I'd come back in early into my

and then I'd come back in early into my buddy's house and I would tell his dad I

buddy's house and I would tell his dad I would be like oh Mr Mike man uh cuz his

would be like oh Mr Mike man uh cuz his dad was like had a lot of like anti-gay

dad was like had a lot of like anti-gay energy you know really yeah and he would

energy you know really yeah and he would just say stuff all you know like qu just

just say stuff all you know like qu just stay Stu you know just like ignorance

stay Stu you know just like ignorance [ __ ] you know pants off you did I didn't

[ __ ] you know pants off you did I didn't see anything like that but I'd go I'd

see anything like that but I'd go I'd come in after we been out there smoking

come in after we been out there smoking we I come in and I'd be like Mr Mike man

we I come in and I'd be like Mr Mike man they were

they were being I don't know Richard was over and

being I don't know Richard was over and people were just being kind of touchy

people were just being kind of touchy feeling yeah it's just real strange out

feeling yeah it's just real strange out there you baat him did you bait him yeah

there you baat him did you bait him yeah bro so then dude

bro so then dude my friends Adam would come back inside

my friends Adam would come back inside man and his dad would be like what in

man and his dad would be like what in the [ __ ] have you boys been doing out

the [ __ ] have you boys been doing out there you've been

there you've been queering and queering as a verb is very

queering and queering as a verb is very funny oh you've been queering around

funny oh you've been queering around boys and he would just yeah I mean just

boys and he would just yeah I mean just lighting into dude and I would be dying

lighting into dude and I would be dying with laughter and they were so high they

with laughter and they were so high they didn't know how to explain that they

didn't know how to explain that they hadn't been you know they're so high and

hadn't been you know they're so high and you set them up

you set them up do you feel bad about that I feel great

do you feel bad about that I feel great about

about it that [ __ ] was some of the fun I loved

it that [ __ ] was some of the fun I loved creating an Ambiance in advance man oh

creating an Ambiance in advance man oh so you knew it was coming and they had a

so you knew it was coming and they had a gas leak over at that house too man and

gas leak over at that house too man and we'd go over there bro we'd sleep from

we'd go over there bro we'd sleep from [ __ ] Friday night to Sunday morning

[ __ ] Friday night to Sunday morning bro really oh bro we I never slept so

bro really oh bro we I never slept so good dude I woke up [ __ ] four years

good dude I woke up [ __ ] four years old at that [ __ ] I miss it God that was

old at that [ __ ] I miss it God that was good good old days sleeping when you

good good old days sleeping when you just had so much time to kill

just had so much time to kill time doesn't feel like you can kill it

time doesn't feel like you can kill it anymore does it no too many

anymore does it no too many responsibilities yeah when I wake up I

responsibilities yeah when I wake up I wake up with like a certain sense of

wake up with like a certain sense of dread cuz I got so much [ __ ] to do yeah

dread cuz I got so much [ __ ] to do yeah you know when I wake up I'm like okay

you know when I wake up I'm like okay I'm like I'd like to relax and have a

I'm like I'd like to relax and have a cup of coffee and just sort of slowly

cup of coffee and just sort of slowly work my way into the day but I can't I

work my way into the day but I can't I gotta go Gotta Go Gotta Go and a moment

gotta go Gotta Go Gotta Go and a moment doesn't have as much value a moment used

doesn't have as much value a moment used to be something that you could never

to be something that you could never replicate now since everything's kind of

replicate now since everything's kind of captured you know and everything's

captured you know and everything's recorded and stuff it's like a moment is

recorded and stuff it's like a moment is uh it doesn't feel the same you know it

uh it doesn't feel the same you know it kind of does after a while though cuz

kind of does after a while though cuz let me tell you something cuz I capture

let me tell you something cuz I capture so many moments and so many moments of

so many moments and so many moments of mine so many conversations of mine like

mine so many conversations of mine like this one are out there forever that it's

this one are out there forever that it's normal to me that's normal to me yeah I

normal to me that's normal to me yeah I guess maybe I don't mean like in podcast

guess maybe I don't mean like in podcast I guess I just mean like um a moment

I guess I just mean like um a moment used to feel like it couldn't be

used to feel like it couldn't be captured all right right it was you just

captured all right right it was you just like wow this appreciate this yeah

like wow this appreciate this yeah there's this like something would happen

there's this like something would happen like oh [ __ ] bro what if we could have

like oh [ __ ] bro what if we could have capture that would have been insane and

capture that would have been insane and so there was so much like the moment

so there was so much like the moment just had and I don't know if they have

just had and I don't know if they have the you know it's just less of that now

the you know it's just less of that now because we have the ability to capture

because we have the ability to capture it's okay it's there's some there are

it's okay it's there's some there are some moments we look back you're like

some moments we look back you're like God that was fun what a great moment but

God that was fun what a great moment but now we're either wa we're either making

now we're either wa we're either making we're either recording something or

we're either recording something or we're watching something I feel like

we're watching something I feel like we're always caught in the circle

we're always caught in the circle especially us too cuz we work in this

especially us too cuz we work in this world right do you feel better being

world right do you feel better being outside of Hollywood do you feel better

outside of Hollywood do you feel better having moved to Nashville like do you

having moved to Nashville like do you feel like less pressure from the machine

feel like less pressure from the machine you know what I'm saying like the show

you know what I'm saying like the show business machine yeah I feel um I feel I

business machine yeah I feel um I feel I feel like I oh I remember what it's like

feel like I oh I remember what it's like to be in a normal place right cuz that's

to be in a normal place right cuz that's totally I mean even being here in Austin

totally I mean even being here in Austin it's a totally different energy that's

it's a totally different energy that's what I love so I remember that um and

what I love so I remember that um and then also it's like I feel like I've had

then also it's like I feel like I've had more opportunities to do Hollywood type

more opportunities to do Hollywood type things from you know since I haven't

things from you know since I haven't even been there um like me and Spade

even been there um like me and Spade wrote a script together which is really

wrote a script together which is really fun you know like

fun you know like um like I don't know it's like I've just

um like I don't know it's like I've just kind of been able to pick and choose I

kind of been able to pick and choose I haven't felt any

haven't felt any pressure of Hollywood kind of is bade

pressure of Hollywood kind of is bade still in La yeah he's still in La who

still in La yeah he's still in La who who has moved

who has moved um you how many people have moved

um you how many people have moved Dylan Tom sagur Christina pitsky Tony

Dylan Tom sagur Christina pitsky Tony henchcliffe and Dylan moved back though

henchcliffe and Dylan moved back though yeah but he still has a house here oh

yeah but he still has a house here oh yeah yeah um he hasn't really moved back

yeah yeah um he hasn't really moved back he like he has places all over the place

he like he has places all over the place who else Steve you know he his early

who else Steve you know he his early days he was a real estate guy he yeah so

days he was a real estate guy he yeah so he's got a bunch of properties that he's

he's got a bunch of properties that he's picked up oh interesting yeah he's smart

picked up oh interesting yeah he's smart dude man who Tim Dylan yeah smart dude

dude man who Tim Dylan yeah smart dude oh yeah he's real interesting yeah he's

oh yeah he's real interesting yeah he's very smart he's like a real news guy too

very smart he's like a real news guy too oh he's on top of things I'm always

oh he's on top of things I'm always sending him some [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah

sending him some [ __ ] up [ __ ] yeah he's great um who Steve Burn uh Josh

he's great um who Steve Burn uh Josh Wolf I'm trying to think of other folks

Wolf I'm trying to think of other folks that have left did they move to

that have left did they move to Nashville just different places where

Nashville just different places where did burn move to oh he moves to

did burn move to oh he moves to Nashville yeah Josh Wolf lives in Las

Nashville yeah Josh Wolf lives in Las Vegas how many other clubs are there

Vegas how many other clubs are there except for Zan's in Nashville that's it

except for Zan's in Nashville that's it that's it so it's kind of hard to get

that's it so it's kind of hard to get that regular stage time there right so

that regular stage time there right so it's kind of like you just kind of like

it's kind of like you just kind of like take a break I me when you're working on

take a break I me when you're working on touring you can kind of you're getting

touring you can kind of you're getting up at least you know a few nights a week

up at least you know a few nights a week um and so I usually go to to go to La

um and so I usually go to to go to La and practice for a couple of weeks and

and practice for a couple of weeks and you know get things good and get things

you know get things good and get things cruising oh so you get to La get your

cruising oh so you get to La get your reps in and then go the road yeah yeah

reps in and then go the road yeah yeah like I'll be out there all of August

like I'll be out there all of August just working on material and uh oh nice

just working on material and uh oh nice and doing that so it's good you know it

and doing that so it's good you know it feels good

feels good uh what else is going on not much have

uh what else is going on not much have to pee so bad all right let's wrap it up

to pee so bad all right let's wrap it up you want to yeah was fun we had a great

you want to yeah was fun we had a great time brother um and we're going to work

time brother um and we're going to work together tomorrow night and Wednesday

together tomorrow night and Wednesday night yeah kill Tony tonight too yeah

night yeah kill Tony tonight too yeah you gonna be up there no no I can't make

you gonna be up there no no I can't make it tonight what do youall do on Mondays

it tonight what do youall do on Mondays do you have like a thing you do at home

do you have like a thing you do at home no not necessarily usually weekends is

no not necessarily usually weekends is family time but uh tonight is just chill

family time but uh tonight is just chill yeah just I haven't worked out today yet

yeah just I haven't worked out today yet so I'm going to work out we get out of

so I'm going to work out we get out of here after all the hits you just did

here after all the hits you just did dude yeah get another Juju mufu right

dude yeah get another Juju mufu right before I do some squats yeah man thanks

before I do some squats yeah man thanks good to see you bro thanks for having me

good to see you bro thanks for having me pleasure brother always good to see you

pleasure brother always good to see you always good to see you always a pleasure

always good to see you always a pleasure to check it out you got anything that

to check it out you got anything that you're promoting anything people need to

you're promoting anything people need to know about um not much I'll probably be

know about um not much I'll probably be getting some more tour dates up soon but

getting some more tour dates up soon but everything's good you can check me out

everything's good you can check me out on this past weekend and on uh King in

on this past weekend and on uh King in the sting King of the sting in the wing

the sting King of the sting in the wing right yeah King of the sting in the wing

right yeah King of the sting in the wing that's true we got an extra now we got

that's true we got an extra now we got an extra now how is that do you fly to

an extra now how is that do you fly to LA to do those yeah and some I'll do on

LA to do those yeah and some I'll do on Zoom oh nice but I've even been cutting

Zoom oh nice but I've even been cutting back I've just taken a little break like

back I've just taken a little break like uh some episodes I've been taking off

uh some episodes I've been taking off here and there I've been taking a little

here and there I've been taking a little more break in my own episodes I just

more break in my own episodes I just been focusing on just feeling good I can

been focusing on just feeling good I can see you got a pan real bad can you yeah

see you got a pan real bad can you yeah I can feel it I can feel your energy

I can feel it I can feel your energy like I can't ride this bag anymore all

like I can't ride this bag anymore all right let's wrap it up all right bye

right let's wrap it up all right bye everybody all right praise thanks

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