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Anime HATERS Watch Attack on Titan 1x1 | "To You_ in 2000 Years"

characters uh what's the last thing
welcome to the squad
Jack's about to get kicked off this is
Jack
this is Canon I'm Carter we are filming
yeah
we are the anime haters and these guys
have seen Attack on Titan before I don't
know why break you break break
recommended this to us these two happen
yes I'm a hater we have never seen it we
I don't like to classify us as haters
but I do these guys say that we're
haters so we're trying to be open-minded
and they're biased
we're trying to not be biased anymore
and we're trying to watch our first well
kind of yeah our first full I watched
like a half-handed next layer yeah so
why I mean I guess like why
Attack on Titan of all things why I have
seen this before and I think it looks so
weird I don't know there's a dude with a
trillion teeth and that's all I know
I've seen nothing it's just gone so it's
just got a crazy story
it's such a well-written story it just
brings tears in my eyes
Jacko what's your prediction with these
two haters
today and watch it and they pay
attention
I've heard it I pay attention
don't pay attention maybe a hot take but
I'm gonna trust the process I think this
is it's gonna be a real come to Jesus
moment for them
that's tough
we are set in the board yeah we are
setting the bars so I think when season
four comes around they're gonna be wow I
can't believe I live 22 years on this
planet without watching attack I'll tell
you
I think you're gonna be surprised like
we all like it but I think you're gonna
like it your own way I didn't love anime
and I watched this is like my second
anime
sold me this is my second anime as well
this wasn't your second Jack's watched
the tons
wait is this any of your guys's
favorites after Dragon it's in my top
three top three big three yeah
top three is I won't name my top three
because I think I might yeah I think the
comments might cook well I got a top
zero yeah same we'll see how it goes
yeah I don't know we're going into this
like we we love like film and movies and
just well-written stuff and I've heard
that this is the show for that and like
IMDB's got it seems like every single
episode of Attack on Titan is like some
of the highest rated stuff like ever so
I'm expecting really great things and
hopefully this can change not just my
mind but our minds hopefully this game
our minds I doubt it I'm excited it's
gonna be fun I'm ecstatic let's get into
it all right
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2000 years
specifically for the Titans is that why
they built the wall so high and I would
assume
you see students
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ten bucks
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oh
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cool
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thank you and I will take this song
wow so everybody's just kind of useless
in this town a little bit it was
hopeless yeah I mean they gotta find out
some [ __ ] they go out there and try to
like fight for demands
but you already got no hair
hit it
you guys know everybody
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dude the Scout regimen needs him
that's a space it's kind of bad too
Picasso's kind of ago
oh no they're scared of me because of
this ago
dude she's gonna join the Scout regimen
I already know
it's funny
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oh
those are the birds from the very
beginning
shall be led up to the very beginning
now
oh no oh no keep watching
do you think now
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do they're tripping right now
thank you
hello
oh my gosh this is episode one
dude they are they're screw them
don't tell me his whole family said
government
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I know he's smiling like that
he's looking at me hey
Gmail
oh yeah no yeah you doubted it come on
I'm really old I just lost 10 bucks
ten bucks
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don't go under arrest
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so done
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you see
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again dude no
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oh my name this is traumatizing here
dude is that the end
that's the first I also just watched my
community was sadly reminded that day
wait what are they saying Humanity was
subtly reminded of that day
I'm disturbed yeah that's that's but
like
I mean
what do you think
I'm not gonna lie that Jesus it really
set the tone with that first episode
dude they really holy crap they said the
tone for sure
and
I'm not going
to lie though because normally an anime
like you just
I don't know like I I get so bugged
like classic anime tropes sometimes like
everyone's always screaming
like like I thought usually during a
serious moment right there there'd be
like some random Place humor Yeah
the more I think about it the more I
realize that
this one doesn't have your guys's pet
peeve as much before they like or they I
don't think they say their thoughts yeah
oh yeah a lot of a lot of things Aaron
thinks he like he says actually like in
the movie it's not like thinking it and
they like say his thoughts you know like
Tom zero like he talks but he's not
actually talking he's thinking like it
doesn't happen as much in this yeah I I
don't know because like it's just a lot
more serious to show yeah no I I like
how it's taking itself seriously for
sure like
I think that's I I don't know if I say
it's my number one problem with the
Enemy but like I I just don't like it it
just doesn't seem like it takes
themselves like super serious like it's
always kind of like up and down but this
one's more so like they really
made you feel stuff about his mom dying
you know and very quickly you only saw
her on the screen for two minutes I know
and I felt like you guys you guys need
to buckle up I felt devastated we're
going for a ride they did a good job
just like World building while showing
what's going on they make it a little
dramatic but it's it's
for
think about it my question is just like
where do they go
like how'd that guy gets so big that's
what I want to know seriously where did
that lightning come from out of the sky
yeah what the heck this question will be
answered yeah that's um
I'm asking questions I definitely don't
want to answer why why is Frenchman once
said like so many things
yes
I don't think you'll have any questions
Aristotle everything will be answered I
don't think you'll come out of it with
any questions
is the pacing what usually like this one
the pacing was really good I'm
definitely like I'm not surprised
I'm not gonna say I'm like hooked or
anything but like you you want to know
what happens I am so cute there's a lot
of questions they bring a lot of
questions in and I think that attracted
hey dude it actually blows my mind
watching
the big like the beginning of the show
after watching the whole show like all
the little things you pick up on it's
crazy I was pleasantly surprised I'd
give that episode a solid 9 out of 10.
wow same actually there's nothing wrong
with it it's like no yeah I just have
other questions obviously
I don't love listening to Japanese
screaming all the time but that's like
my only thing I'm giving a 9 out of 10
to it I think that's perfect Titans are
kind of nasty but I think
I would give it
10 out of 10. compared compared to other
episode ones of other shows like after
Pilots usually usually the next episode
sucks and shows like it's like it's
really boring this one they made it
really interesting that I think it's
interesting that's an understatement I
think it's a really good first episode
you're doing a good job dude the
definition of interesting how what do
you do
like what do you do what do you do
against that thing like they couldn't
even take the little ones like what are
they going to do against the giant one
that's this is a weird thing is I was
like all like ever since anime kind of
like blew up like
a few years ago Attack on Titan was one
like my old roommate used to watch a lot
and I was just like for what like I I
think it was this guy specifically too I
don't know if he makes appearances like
I would assume he does but like I was
just like bro like this just looks kind
of this looks kind of weird yeah it
looks super whack I was like this big
giant naked guy with a trillion teeth
that just like
that's definitely dude he's got a lot
this is definitely one of those shows if
you catch it at a bad moment like like
if you walked in you've never seen no
heard of it and you caught it at a bad
moment you'd be like what dude that was
how old that was literally me okay
somebody else I want to know is the
Titans random beef with the people why
can't they just eat other stuff why do
they have to eat the people like I want
to know their beef yeah
yeah a smashing success episode
was always surprised very excited to see
where it goes
and cucho