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iShowSpeed Becomes a Kung Fu Master!

it's that time today I will become a
shelling monk we ready let's go
everybody like to stream it and sub up
let's go speed gang turn me up i'm
scared chap let's go
bro
yo i'm here to learn kung
fu wash my hands oh it's cold i'm ready
baby i'm ready
what
what
this do this okay
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what put it in there
here we go
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we ready
okay where's master at i got to meet
master bro where's master
okay i always wanted to learn this i
want to always want to become a monk and
learn kung fu ever since I was a kid
seriously
so I'm excited
you got the master
there you go
i give it to him yeah give the tin to
the master here ma Oh it's master master
yeah here master master shifu master
shifu
train me please train me please i will
do anything i want to be just like you
train me master
please train me
take me in
i'm ready to complete a new stage of my
life i want to achieve something new in
my life train me Master Shiffu
i know i'm ready i'm ready it's Master
Shiffu remember your master always yes
master Shifu master
Shiffu
oh that's it okay
rule okay
okay yes so I'm in yes thank you Master
Shifu follow your brother
thank you Master meet him in 5 minutes
okay hey brother
okay let's go i got to accept it i got
to accept it baby come on oh my god i
was nervous but I got accepted oh my god
so this is my gear which one which one
do I put on yo bro can you help me me
and you are brothers me and you brothers
master Shifu said we are brothers i'm
scared chat thank you brother shishan
chat do we look good chat yes or no oh
let's go oh my god we are really in
China becoming a monk bro y'all boys
better stick through okay ready let's go
oh y'all play football
like like we are in the mountains right
now and it's maybe like 20° right now
y'all who are these kids
what's up okay master
master i'm ready i'm in gear i'm ready
formation he said formation what is
formation right here
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let's go let's go
let's go let's
go let's go let's go
we're going to what running where what
do you mean run are you running what the
[ __ ] what the hell
the [ __ ]
what the hell what what the [ __ ] going
go what are we doing what the
hell master thank you master evil
formation [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [ __ ] go go
go hold on hold on hold on we brothers
calm down we brothers stay as a group
are we here yet
bro where's we going god dang
what go go go go go go go go go
go go go go so Chad basically what we
doing for me to start training we got to
get up the cave hold on brothers
brothers wait wait for us wait come on
brothers wait for me oh my god oh my god
they playing too much i want to learn
some kind of food bro what what what we
doing now
bend my knees
oh no no no no no no
oh [ __ ] oh beautiful oh [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] i can't oh God i can't I can't
I know
y bro bro y'all legs don't hurt five
oh [ __ ] bro my legs burning hold on bro
wait god damn come on let's go
push
push push all right Chad now we passed
the training now we're going to the main
tempo now to start kung fu
oh [ __ ]
god damn it
all right
[ __ ] man let's see how it do you want
someone to show you no I know how to do
a bow and arrow
i got to learn I got to learn ku what am
I doing come on let's go to the temple
let's go to the temple what the [ __ ] yo
let me do the other way do that again
safe bro safe be safe
you don't want to be freaked out oh oh
no
wait let me see
that quinsza call
use your elbow what the Hey yo tell him
to come back i need to learn how to do
it carrying the weapon
ah [ __ ] ah god damn it
oh my head
yo can you teach me how to do this teach
me how to do this
teach me how to do that
okay okay i get it i get it so it's like
a You got to like
snap it with your elbow wait move away
move away
i got it ain't no way he know how to do
it
you know how to do this
ain't no way he know how to do it
he know how to do that
where is the master at where's the
master where is she at what the hell
what ku
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monkey you know you know you know this
what the hell is that
what
who the hell is Jo
what what he's a good He's okay
the hell yeah he's a master
you mess
no no
no no no no no no no no wait not here
okay welcome wait I got I want to learn
kung fu teach me kung fu please no
problem welcome welcome to Okay are you
master yes
anyway I found you what's your name yo
like Master Master Leang master Leon
master okay thank you please teach me
kung fu okay no problem please teach me
okay okay at the first I want to I want
to make sure have you trained in Kof
before never in my life never i want to
learn everything from from start to
finish of course you need warm up do you
need some warm up no no i'm already
warmed up this is also muscle chin
master Chin nice to meet you Master Chin
thank you and first teach me teach me
kung fu perform and master chin will
show you some special weapon it's called
shambia okay you You want to look yes
and see that's what I want to learn
that's It's very difficult he's a
Yes holy
[ __ ] oh my
god yep
okay okay yep yep
nice yes shin master shin good job good
job good job good job take a try yes let
me try i can do that
he said "You're doing great." Okay all
right chat we're getting ready to learn
some kung fu finally no mu is hostile
take care
one st yeah one
st two steps
yes three steps okay pick this point
uhhuh this point
mhm two front uhhuh take care mhm street
one and when you sit like a table
like a table like a table take care
mhm yeah like this okay stop please
let's try 20 seconds it's okay okay okay
one two three go
it's okay for you yes
okay let's take take care this is mu and
this is ku mu kungu kung fu ku kungu yes
this ku style but take care uhhuh street
street
is for fighting if you're fighting you
need more power yes at first for example
I push push just use use my my uh my arm
is not the power is not enough uhhuh but
I do like tuck do like like
this yeah the meaning like this
take care take care
okay
relax relax relax
okay one two three
yeah yeah this is take care of fist your
fist like this take together and this
finger this is lea like looks like a
leaf
lea not not crow not like this it's like
this when you attack take care this part
okay this part yes okay take care take
care
okay yeah Right there take care the one
is this is where is the power power is
from chinch mhm power is from yin and
yang change each
other is
yang is yin chinch when you change you
can use your you you use your power with
your body okay not just arm okay other
other points if you attack me
actually eyes one two uhhuh if you
attack me I cannot you attack me I
attack you no no actually at first if
you
attack one two it's the meaning is like
this
so one three back
okay it's like this that's try okay okay
cross your arm please
like this
this because because if if I attack you
take him up
please attack you
right Okay
okay okay
yes this is
boom and boom okay chinch yes okay here
mu
wait please mu mu
okay ku
yes this is okay
stop one it's a This is mu and kungu
uhhuh
okay the third foot
mhm this is
more relaxed maybe maybe more bigger
this
Yes this is
I keep [ __ ]
Okay what's the pu meaning the pu
meaning is tuck like this uhhuh you see
here if I tuck
or here tuck here tuck here tuck here
here tuck the meaning is But I'm right
footed i'm right footed though right
foot yeah okay right foot you see
actually the cake yes this is pub okay
the student student is
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coming
okay okay no you are here
this is
mu one more this is mu okay this is ku
street this is pu pu yes this is yo come
on yes okay this is pubu
and
this one type this is looks like kicker
rice is
shu hold on hold on hold on hold on okay
okay more relax relax you need more
relax you are too hard you need more
relaxed like this take care take care
take care one side just one step just
take a seat just take a seat yeah okay
this is pu okay what's the pu meaning
the pu meaning duck duck
yes this is right okay which this is pub
and this is shu shu okay you know ying
and yang yin yang yep yang black and
white black and white yang black black
and white kung fu take care yang is the
sun hot bright it's yang yin is black
the moon the moon dark quiet dark yes
it's yin the sky is young the earth is
in and the fair is young water is in
hot hot hot your muscle was hot hot hard
is young mhm this muscle no power soft
your muscle soft soft is
Yes when you take in you need you you
you you get more more
fast get more fast but here is young
slow because your weight this is shu
okay other
side this is shu take care
here this yes yes straight straight this
is shu okay now let's uh Yeah let's uh
take is the most basic but most
important
okay take care the Y the Y is for
prepare how to
prepare you can do it like this okay you
can do
it like this we need the second we don't
need the first because you are fighting
you are fighting cannot too slow take
care
okay take care relax your shoulder relax
your breathe relax your Relax relax
relax yes relax your muscle and take
your foot together
please relax cre your
heart
okay three two
one check okay
one
R okay take care
here punch this no no no no no no
no
outside yeah this is punch take care
what's the meaning of this if you attack
me
if you attack me attacku
pu what's the meaning
yes this is pub the pubu
meaning you know
if your enemy
attack the first first attack here here
here up to you okay but you need more
fast
it's the first okay let's try again
let's try again yeah yeah but take care
take care take care be
careful okay the first
is a pl your fist get together it's
3
okay good okay the third take care this
this foot kick and uh this uh this this
hand punch kick okay three
okay four muab
yeah take care
mu horse horse yes yes and take a look
this side if you attack this side you
have to look first okay wait
please let's
go let's go let's go we doing
it let's go let's go good stuff
T good stuff good stuff let's go let's
go
[ __ ] yeah i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up god
damn it god damn from the beginning
let's go from the beginning you ready
let's go okay
yes
yeah punch take care please okay from
here turn left step back by your left
foot good and uh next
movement through
okay from here
yep next you can very
easy turn left turn
left the meaning yes the meaning is like
but take care this this
foot this hand is not here this hand you
can you put here and but why why is like
this it's not like this mhm okay if you
attack
me better okay if you attack me no to my
eye so that's why like
this one hold
two
sack so the meaning the movement is like
this not like this not here here so push
push
push it's like this so let's try one
time 900
measure okay why is the uh this punch
for other other side please other side
yes yes take care turn left one
two
okay okay take care
stop this is which boo here one
okay take care neck jogging neck jogging
we are stick
yeah here is not mu here is a shoe oh
shu yes shu yes this is And here go
okay relax your shoulder yes better take
care look at here
okay
okay turn
back
okay is a hulo is a hulo but every
movement with power with fast with more
relax one time one more power fast or
relax relax you're tired no no no no
you're not dead one more
okay okay i can't take care take care
okay
hey Tom talk about time time out talk
about how long you been learning kung fu
for
how long you been learning kung fu for
two weeks two weeks
that's it
he just started i'm not going to lie my
legs hurt like a mug bro chad people who
do kung fu probably got the strongest
legs in the world your legs probably
strong as hell
bro your legs probably Your legs strong
leg strong
do you want to learn some hot shu what's
that sticks
oh is it when they hit their stomach oh
yeah i want to do that here you have to
find the chi chi yes oh like Dragon Ball
Z chi yes yes yes chi actually chi is
breathe take care
yes oh hell no
look guys
what
my turn i'm ready let's go no yo yes
dangerous my name is Speed
i'm Yes hey I'm I'm Hey hey i'm here to
learn kung fu you do
it's okay i I won't sue everything's
okay do it like how I did him okay I'm
doing this i learned here to learn kung
fu i traveled all the way to China to
learn kung fu so you do it exact so you
do the same how you did me do it don't
hold back don't hold back okay master
take a try master don't hold back okay
don't look here don't look
okay
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oh [ __ ]
a [ __ ] [ __ ] a god damn
god damn
god damn master
master
no no no no no no no no no no no master
you can do it master relax more relax
deep breathe with me deep breathe
that [ __ ] hurt i know i know how'd you
take that yes comfy is like this
relax more relax more relax
ah
okay stop
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get it it's pain very pain i know but
you got it
more relax you can do it
you can do it it's okay for
you i'm feeling bro i'm good i love you
i'm good i'm good i'm good
take care take care hold
hold
hold
hold relax relax take care you can shoot
hey hey you can't do that bro what the
hell he he pump faking relax but he pump
fake no no no no relax just take care of
yourself don't take care everybody just
take care yourself relax no i'm scared
yo why he why he winding up he Okay all
right okay all right no no i know no i'm
ready i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready you
need more relax you cannot afraid okay
you're right you're right you're right
you're right okay wait wait relax relax
relax i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready take
care relax
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okay
[ __ ] quiet
quiet quiet quartz
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master
master
master quiet master
master quiet quiet quiet quiet but you
get it but you get it hey you get it
it's pain but it's life is pain but it's
showing it's pain but it's kung fu is p
is you
you understand yes
tell master shen I would like to do what
he did on me
if you want okay master One two three
hey get there Master Sheen paybacks is a
mother
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you don't feel
that you don't feel that
that don't hurt yes it's kung fu
it's cheating
master you the reason why I'm my master
i'm sorry master wait what is that this
is is okay but no we can't shoot
what the [ __ ]
it's a double for
Okay and something
else this is soft weapon
hey they built different in China i
ain't going to lie y'all build different
okay
so
what oh my god
what the [ __ ]
oh
what the hell
okay
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brilliant good stuff damn what else
about to
happen what
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and now see the stage show
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h
push push p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p
h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p
h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p
h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p
h push p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p h p
h p h push
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[ __ ] hist
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what the hell i can't even do that
nobody in the chat can do
that what the
You
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are what the hell is he doing oh no he
different
he different he different
bro he
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different that boy hey try this boy
different this boy different
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what
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oh
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he Oh what
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oh
oh my
god oh my goodness
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holy [ __ ]
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bro these kids is crazy ch like real
talk
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what
[ __ ] these kids is crazy
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he got bounced
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this is nuts dog
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this
the what whoa whoa whoa the worm what
the hell he
dancing the bro just popped the
worm he about the gritty
necks that's my brother
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fly walk
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ah
bro no they got to get me in there
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they all know how to flip
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oh there's a baby
what is he about to do
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ain't no way the baby about to start
flipping chap
they about to throw the baby you're
lying
ain't no way they about to throw the
baby ain't no way
ain't no way about the door
oh [ __ ] you all right
oh hey oh whoa stop is he all right
oh god damn
what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
hey man y'all got to chill out
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[Applause]
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damn he is him
uh-oh what are you about to do
oh oh so
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[Applause]
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Yo this show is crazy
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oh no he got into his throat look it's
to his throat
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what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh my god
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yo what the [ __ ]
he just had a knife to his
throat bro just had a knife to his
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throat yes we see we see i don't know
what that is chat but Oh whoa whoa whoa
hey yo hey yo hey yo hold
on hold on what's going on
what the hell wait what's going
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on
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what okay all right okay now what is
happening
what what in the hell
what the hell so y'all are y'all
watching the same [ __ ] I'm watching bro
what's about to happen next bro what is
about to happen next look at that oh no
see look oh
no oh
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no oh
no what is he about to
do okay sit okay
what
the Oh my
god oh my
god oh my god what the [ __ ]
bro ain't no
way you all right
oh my
god oh my
god oh my
god bro just put a knife to his
stomach a knife to his
stomach a knife to his stomach
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hey hey hey ass
mother
god the hey god
damn hold
on oh my
damn
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okay now I got to get
on okay
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Okay
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oh my god
yo these kids are crazy
bro that was fire that was fire
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hey
bro china is so beautiful bro
this [ __ ] is crazy
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china is one of a kind bro
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kind of really one of a kind huh
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what the hell
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heat
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heat yeah
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oh no no no no no no oh no no no no no
no no chad they about to put the knife
to him oh my god oh my
god oh my god
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that was great
newbie newbie bro oh all of y'all give
me some dap man all of y'all give me dap
dap this is called dap a dap give me a
dap come on give me some dap y'all did
great amazing all of y'all did good now
look i do want to try that one move
where you suck this skin in daniel was
like that i want to try that
so I put it you got to like suck your
skin in how do I do that though
okay i'm ready i'm ready no i had it go
in there get in there yeah you did it
you made it you made it is it in there
you made it you made it y'all ready
come on come on let me try the neck one
where the neck step back step back guys
step back
yo this [ __ ] hurt
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ah it hurt master what part of my neck
do I put it at right here oh so right
here yeah right in the uh cervix very
light very light
i can't do it bro i like I actually
can't do it
just
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baby hair
why you give me a messy jersey
watch out watch out okay hold this hold
it
space guys give us some space
give us some space
watch out
you got to support yourself
oh [ __ ]
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great west second
you're the
I got you okay where's my master at
can you speak Chinese you put me in a
mustache yeah excuse me here let me get
down
okay i got to go back to my master i got
to go back to the master he wants to go
back to training take a photo i got to
go back to training hello master i came
back uh before you told me you want to
learn the shor yes yes yes yes i always
wanted to learn these okay at first take
care how to hold this weapon this weapon
is simple
but very fast you hold here cannot
because we do it like this uh-huh here
here take
here no cannot so we have to take here
take here yeah take here not here so
here yeah you see one one yeah two two
yes
two oh I know i do it
okay uh-huh what two one two one two
oh are you okay
relax don't hurry one one two two
one two yeah more fast is more easier
yes one two one two okay this master he
will show you this weapon okay
is
this
powerful those are the
realiz he expect me to do that first
single after okay one
okay
yes outside yes better and step back by
left right foot right foot right side
yes you see here one
yes actually when you do like this it's
like so
yes yes more
yes
ma outside oh what wait wait wait oh
qu mama don't hide it please from
here deep
breathe
okay okay
one two outside three the
bike we attack more far duck duck yeah
duck duck yes you see and
This hand
hold
see like this see one step
no no no no
good okay one
step okay right hand stack duck yes got
it sack
duck no this side this side this called
oh like that like a snake like a snake
right
all right one more one more yeah yes yes
okay
okay
one two step back forward three okay ma
okay two
yeah like that okay one side attack
again one
one
one
god this hand pick yes you see
here right hand hold one
what
underneath quiet makes you more clever
right hand yes this side who
wow oh like that yes
then boom snake it out okay i got it you
got it i got it okay okay
okay
one two three attack by left hand one
okay more fun to attack
two oops
here yeah
y one
side one yes
three
okay attack more
more better more fun
empty empty empty empty
yes but more [ __ ] it's not just here no
no no no you You have to fighting you're
fighting fighting fighting more [ __ ]
dash get the [ __ ] back okay okay okay we
try here one two
okay
r okay good good and uh
Uh okay i think
uh here here yes yes yes good good
good okay
uh from here drag and hold
yeah yeah
and cut no step hold one
yes you see from here cross cross
wait that
cross like this no
cross one cross two okay
what
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yeah like cross yeah I got it
one
yeah see here hold already uhhuh okay
okay still should be cross one two
okay
one one two two okay
one one
knee yeah
yeah one one no no no no no no no no no
no no one two
yes one
okay
okay three
uh take care camera
cool cool cool no you are a SH master
really yes
yes i'm a nunchucks master all right
master is there anything else I need to
learn today is there anything else we're
missing oh I didn't spar nobody yet who
want to go against me fighting yes yes
with me with me oh with you master with
me Mo okay
okay
what the [ __ ] meaning like this catch me
please closer closer yeah closer better
one
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah good good yes it's like this you
have to save yourself keep distance and
control the distance and you have to
attack yes cannot just move away no no
no move away fighting fighting breathe
fighting okay okay
yes
okay good one take care two and you hold
this
oh yeah like that
but But actually it's like this if you
kick
me the meaning is one two three oh okay
meaning it's like this yes
okay one more one more
one two
oh you forgot
is that right uh actually no no no what
I do wrong uh okay i I told
you uh the meaning is when you Okay you
you catch my leg right already please
catch my leg right actually you can do
it okay you know
so you can see uhhuh
you know what's right
one you see
here actually actually it's a I have to
hold one back
okay it's a it's a it's a one and two
see
two as I told you you control here
control here
inside
your shoulder your shoulder push push
next is is second right the third is I
told you
okay the third is one
two the third uh-huh the
fourth
oops e R you see here
my body his body see here
boom got it y got it something like this
okay so
uh sanda we have we have a uh several
different techniques too
but the the scar is a the skull is
broken broken broken what people can
stand here because uh because we have a
we have a weight here here if but if you
do like this cannot stand is broken you
can stack here okay but what has
he right the meaning is like control
okay nearly control
brick nearly control brick yes nearly
control brick boom boom boom yeah yeah
you see this i got it so we try let's go
ah sorry
nearly control
freak no [ __ ] damn ah hey you need more
access actually you do it well really
well good enough i think I learned kung
fu i think I pretty much get it now you
learned kung fu so fast i know hey I
think I think maybe you can if you have
time you can stay here 5 years you are
really kung fu master i think five years
yeah because you can focus your mind you
can you are very carefully other people
they need 10 years 20 years but five
years very carefully chad should I do it
should I stay here for 5 years after
will you when you retired
when I retire oh master do you know the
drunken sty drunking drunken style okay
you know how to do the drunken style
uh no i'm old i'm old i can teach but I
cannot shoot do you know the drunken
sale yes let me see it
so that's the drunken style yes yes of
course after you will see
oh by the way it's a monkey style monkey
style you know it's monkey style yes we
can shoot i didn't even I didn't even
know it was a monkey sail see
what
what
bro I want to learn cop fool bro
hey good stuff
i uh please I want to tell you something
because you you you see my students
outside and they are very uh likes you
and they want to take photo tell them to
come here tell them to come here it's
okay yeah tell your students to come in
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let's go Die
all right anyways uh W Master thank you
so much seriously
we learned Kung Fu w China in the chat
shout out to y'all too w y'all good
stuff newbie newbie newbie good
stuff i know you cold you want to go
home i know you want to go home kid you
about to go home in a minute newbie good
job to all of y'all newbie okay all
right
let the
kids some front better
okay okay okay crash down everybody
crash down okay three two one