0:01 all right jeffy here's your pizza in
0:04 your wings
0:05 wait jeffy put your eye back in your
0:07 socket no jeffy if your eye falls out
0:08 again we have to go back to the hospital
0:15 um mario i can't eat this why there's
0:16 meat on it
0:20 and i'm a vegetarian now since when
0:22 about five minutes ago come on just eat
0:23 the pizzas it's good pizza you've eaten
0:24 pizza before
0:27 i don't like pizza
0:30 baby how old are you how old are you why
0:31 would you do that
0:33 well jeffy does it all the time i
0:34 thought it was acceptable behavior
0:45 we [ __ ] it yes i did because you are [ __ ]
0:46 [ __ ]
0:48 what are you doing with that mallet i'm
0:50 beating my meat damn it
0:52 i can get paper towel when i clean up
0:55 all this mess oh god
0:58 mommy they're yelling me and i'm scared
1:00 why are you scared jeffy
1:01 mommy i'm scared that dad's gonna stick
1:03 his fingers on my butt oh
1:05 what i won't let that happen jeffy i'll
1:06 protect you
1:08 all right everybody grab a paper towel
1:09 it's time to clean up mario
1:11 don't you dare stick your fingers in
1:12 jeffy's butt
1:15 that's fine daddy my butthole is exit
1:17 only the only person that can stick
1:19 their fingers in my butt is me
1:21 what are we talking about mario i would
1:23 like to have an adult conversation
1:26 okay about what i don't appreciate how
1:28 you raised your voice in me
1:29 well i don't appreciate that you threw a
1:31 plane at the wall and i sure as i don't
1:32 appreciate jeffy beating food with a
1:33 mallet there you go
1:36 yelling again oh okay i'm sorry i yelled
1:38 i don't appreciate that you threw a
1:39 plate at the wall
1:41 and i sure as hell don't appreciate
1:43 jeffy beating his food with a mallet hey
1:44 i'm dying
1:47 shut up eat your pizza jeffy i won't win
1:49 daddy well then eat the wings jeffy
1:52 mario i admit throwing the plate at the
1:53 wall was wrong
1:55 and i apologize well i thought you're
1:56 apologetic how you open this oh you just
1:58 you whoa
2:00 jeffy you ruined the wings jeffy you've
2:01 worn pepper all over the ring
2:03 you ruined it you're so stupid one day
2:05 i'm tired of you yelling at me i'm gonna
2:07 eat these wings
2:09 mario i think you need to change your
2:11 attitude well i think jeffy needs to
2:12 check his attitude jeffy needs to change
2:13 his entire brain
2:16 that's mean mario you know i'm gonna
2:17 watch tv upstairs i can't take this
2:18 right now
2:22 these wings are smell good [Music]
2:24 [Music]
2:26 jeffy can you pass me the remote my
2:28 hands don't work
2:29 mario while we're talking about things
2:31 and putting it all out there
2:32 i don't like how you pee on the toilet
2:34 seat well i can't help it baby sometimes
2:36 you know it dribbles you know mario if
2:37 you shake it more than twice you're just
2:39 playing with yourself
2:42 well i play with myself every day
2:45 jeffy just eat your wings mario it takes
2:47 two seconds to lift the lid
3:01 [Applause]
3:04 is that even possible like mario don't
3:06 kick it it's not a soccer ball
3:07 it might as well be there's nothing but
3:09 air in it that's just rude mario
3:11 what are we gonna do we need to call a
3:12 doctor we'll call a doctor
3:16 okay jeffy jeffy
3:19 jeffy jeffy jeffy are you okay
3:20 don't worry the doctor will be here any
3:22 minute hey man what's up oh thank god
3:23 you're here uh cc my son jeffy uh
3:26 he sneezes brain out oh he sneezed his
3:27 brain out
3:29 yeah oh so he doesn't need a new brain
3:30 no his brain right here doesn't need a
3:32 new one oh well you see i brought along
3:33 my recycled brain bin because i thought
3:35 he needed a new brain
3:37 recycled brain bin yeah yeah i just i
3:38 bring all these brains in case people
3:40 need me to put a new brain in
3:41 well no his brain right here doesn't
3:42 need a new one oh well what happened oh
3:43 well you see
3:45 he was smelling this pepper and he ended
3:46 up seasoning his brain out oh yep i
3:48 heard of that people smelling pep until
3:49 they sneeze the brain out happens all
3:50 the time
3:51 happens all the time oh yeah you should
3:53 never smell peppa directly sneeze your
3:54 brain right out of your head
3:56 oh well do you think you'll be able to
3:57 put the brain back in his head oh yeah
3:59 it's really easy you can see that
4:01 whoa this is slippery right whoa oh no
4:03 oh this is bad this is really really bad
4:05 what'd you do oh you see the brain was
4:06 really slippery and i accidentally
4:07 dropped it into the brain bin and now i
4:08 don't know which brain is his
4:10 oh no which one is his i don't know i
4:12 think it's this one i think it might be
4:14 this one mario what's going on
4:16 the brilliant doctor here drop jeffy's
4:17 brain into the brain bin
4:20 oh no which one is his i think it's this
4:21 one i think it might be this one
4:23 i think it's this one oh we don't know
4:25 which one is his we'll never find it oh
4:26 okay i'll tell you what we're gonna do
4:27 we're gonna go through each of these
4:28 brains one at a time and put him in his
4:30 head until we find the one that belongs
4:30 to him
4:32 is that healthy no not at all that's
4:33 gonna take forever look at all these brains
4:33 brains
4:35 and and who used to own these brains oh
4:37 well all kinds of people like thugs and
4:39 serial killers and maybe like a
4:40 president or two
4:42 that that's so dangerous okay if we're
4:43 gonna do it then we should at least try
4:45 this one first because i think it's this
4:46 one go i'm the doctor and i'm saying
4:47 we're trying this one first
4:49 all right doctor are you sure this is
4:50 gonna work i'm gonna be honest with you
4:57 i'm hilarious oh can you just hurry up
4:58 this is filler no okay uh sweetheart
5:00 could you hold open his skull please
5:01 wait what yeah i cut
5:02 i cut into a skull could you hold it open
5:09 toss it in there damn it one more try
5:11 suck at carnival games okay can you just
5:12 put it in there stop throwing it all
5:13 right i'll just
5:15 jam it in there close it up there we go
5:18 now let's see how he acts
5:20 jeffy you feeling all right man who the
5:21 [ __ ] jeffy is [ __ ]
5:24 my and you in the name [ __ ]
5:28 hood [ __ ] man this [ __ ] bird gang
5:30 [ __ ] you better run in [ __ ]
5:31 pockets both of you [ __ ] better
5:33 run in [ __ ] pockets oh hitler
5:34 mustache having ass races ass [ __ ]
5:36 [ __ ]
5:38 is that him you know i'm i'm not quite
5:39 sure jeffy
5:41 are you feeling okay oh [ __ ] look at
5:43 that old fire booty [ __ ] right here oh
5:46 let me suck on him titties
5:47 oh that's that's definitely not him
5:49 that's definitely not him me i'll beat
5:51 this booty like [ __ ] bongos
5:54 like call me tarzan [ __ ] what do
5:54 we do what do we do
5:55 all right just just hit him in the head
5:58 with him okay yeah squad up
6:06 all right let's get that brain out yeah
6:07 well this wasn't the right brain
6:08 yeah it must have been the brain of a
6:10 gangsta well it's not the right one yeah
6:12 and you're the one who chose it i told
6:13 you that wasn't the right one well let's
6:15 try the one you wanted genius yeah
6:16 this has got to be the right one alright
6:20 open up this is the right one yeah
6:22 all right guys jeffy's back to normal i
6:24 chose the right brain
6:28 my name is vladimir and i like to kill people
6:29 people
6:32 i don't like to use weapons because
6:32 they're too
6:35 quick i like to strangle them with my
6:36 bare hands
6:40 and eat their last breath oh
6:43 my breath now i like to savor their
6:46 soul and my mouth and gain their
6:48 memories for my own
6:50 he's a russian serial killer where to go
6:51 champ oh yeah that's that's not
6:52 that's not the right jeffy i'll give me
6:55 the mallet okay
7:10 okay we're not gonna die he doesn't even
7:12 use weapons right we use weapons you
7:14 have a mallet i don't need this
7:16 c doesn't have it anymore oh okay i
7:17 think i know what to do he likes to
7:18 choke people right
7:20 okay so what if one of us volunteers get
7:21 choked and while he's choking one of us
7:23 i come up behind him with a mallet and i
7:23 knock him out
7:25 not me mario okay what about you why
7:27 don't you get choked okay i i mean get choked
7:28 choked
7:30 although i couldn't possibly i don't
7:32 wanna be choked i'm not into that or
7:32 anything but
7:34 oh no you're making me go stop pushing
7:36 me hey there big boy
7:37 i mean please don't choke my very
7:40 chokeable neck
7:42 i'm gonna eat your last breath shook me on
7:43 on [Music]
7:45 [Music]
7:48 oh why'd you stop i i mean thank you
7:49 okay he's knocked out
7:52 yeah all right this was definitely not
7:53 the right brain you said that was gonna
7:54 be the one
7:55 well i thought it was but yours is bad
7:57 too well yours is worse
7:59 i guess you're right let's try mine
8:01 mario all right let's give it a shot i
8:02 mean yeah there you go
8:05 anything could be better than that one
8:11 oh he's mexican does uh anyone speak
8:14 spanish oh oh i do i got this uh senor
8:17 uh no estes uh entou cuerpo real
8:20 nope don't give me none of that estes i
8:21 don't wanna know that [ __ ]
8:24 and i ain't no queerprosexual either
8:24 wait what
8:27 wait you're not mexican hell no i ain't
8:28 no god
8:31 damn mexican i bleed red white and blue
8:32 so so where did you get the sombrero and
8:35 the maracas from oh i got my nacho hat
8:37 my baby rattle from a damn kitty meal at
8:38 taco bell
8:41 i sure love me some tequiters so so he's
8:43 just a redneck yeah he's just a redneck
8:45 girl you're pretty or my mama's yellow
8:47 teeth if i wasn't married to my sister
8:49 i'd take you out to bum [ __ ]
8:50 and split a beer with you and watch nascar
8:52 nascar
8:53 so which one of you something [ __ ]
8:55 voted for trump raise your hand if you
8:56 voted for trump
8:58 can we knock him out yeah i'll knock him out
9:02 thank you for calling tech support my
9:04 name is muhammad how may i help you today
9:05 today
9:06 it's another call center guy another
9:07 call center guy you know what to do
9:09 knock him out hi guys if you're just
9:10 giving me your social security number
9:12 okay look looks like we only have one
9:14 brain left one left that has to be it
9:16 yeah okay yeah so uh we've been here
9:18 forever and i'm really tired so i'm
9:19 going home but you know what to do all
9:20 right all right this has to be jeffy's
9:23 brain all right oh man i'm so glad to
9:24 have the original jeffy back
9:27 bonjour francois
9:30 i like his voice mario it's dreamy oh
9:32 but but it's not jeffy's voice that's
9:34 not jeffy's brain wait wait
9:35 there's no more brains left where's
9:37 jeffy's brain i like this jeffy mario
9:38 his voice is hot
9:40 oh you like it when i speak french don't
9:42 you mancherie
9:44 let me tell you something very sexy i
9:46 have a very messy diaper
9:49 it is on the outside of my pants oh okay
9:51 that's it i'm knocking him out mario why
9:53 because you're flirting with him oh
9:54 don't be jealous mario
9:56 i'm not afraid that i'm going to steal
9:58 your hoe as you say
10:00 these hoes are not loyal oh okay that's
10:01 it i am completely not getting him out i
10:03 like to smack my diaper and make the uh
10:10 all right that's it oh damn what the
10:11 [ __ ] was that for
10:14 jesse jeffy yeah it's me [ __ ] you
10:15 weren't you wouldn't be
10:17 you were just speaking french jeffy yeah
10:18 i learned it from my daddy
10:20 why don't you speak french more jeffy
10:23 frank i don't even know a friend james
10:25 what jeffy you were just speaking okay
10:26 i'm not gonna argue i'm not gonna argue
10:27 he's just
10:29 he's just being dumb okay all right so
10:30 jeffy's brain
10:32 is back in his body and everything's
10:34 back to normal right yes mario
10:36 okay all right everything's good i'm
10:37 just gonna eat me some uh some wings
10:46 oh are you okay jeffy go get mario's
10:49 brain off the floor okay mommy hmm
10:52 which one's daddy's brain jeffy hurry
10:56 okay mommy whoa you a big titty [ __ ] i
10:58 beat them titties like bongos call me tarzan
11:00 tarzan [Music]
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