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from different universes from the
Multiverse yeah oh thank God you found
him we need you Thomas and you're all
jacked most of us yeah well we're jacked
he's ripped Thomas You're The Chosen oh
he got it we're explaining it explaining
why so I'm the only one who looks like this
this
and in every other Universe I'm just I'm
just jacked we're not all just jacked
I'm wearing glasses my hair is a little
darker I'm a centimeter taller and I got
a vagina
yeah he's the girl version no I just
have a vagina
and balls what do you guys do you like
cardio no we're just kind of like this
CrossFit do you guys do CrossFit it's
not that crazy to have a vagina my
version found a hat in the trash so I'm
the chosen one because I'm the only
version who's not yoked no cause you're
the version who doesn't dress as well
and has a dead end job and you don't
have a girlfriend we all have
girlfriends yeah mine's hot mine too I'm
gonna have a girlfriend I was gonna ask
out Vanessa oh dude what what Vanessa
dies in like all of our universes yeah
that's like the one constant why is that
a constant why can't there be an
exception I I'm the exception to all of
you guys being absolutely shredded well
in my universe she's brain dead but
that's basically dead okay just tell me
why you're here well
well
it's important
run a very serious mission
to defeat the most evil version of All
of Us
so there's something special about me
Drive some kind of like special power or
Superior hose what like a garden hose
yeah we don't have that in our worlds
there's no power I have no powers nope
no powers there's a hose yeah the most
evil version of us can't get wet when he
gets wet he dies but he's like Super
Evil and he's the most jacked is there
any other version except for me that
definitely yoked uh I think there's this
one who can't beat Jack because he's uh
probably too crippled yeah he gets hit
by a bus on May 15th all right wait
today's May 14th uh
where's your hose we're gonna need your
hose today and I'm the Michael Stevens
who looks like this
who's that who are you Michael Stevens
Michael Stevens yeah we're all named
Thomas weishman oh no
I I'm in the wrong Multiverse [ __ ]
[ __ ]
God damn it I'm lost I'm lost in my
universe chip change drive is it's dead
it's out of battery what what is that
[ __ ] that's my last jump I have a
battery really I'll trade you for this
hose holy [ __ ] that's perfect oh my god
it works out perfectly yeah and I'll
hold on to it so the evil version
doesn't get it yeah here you go hell
yeah mission accomplished thank you we
did it we did boys there's no water in
this hose right let's get out of here
[Music]
can I live in your house
it's my last jump it's my last jump I've
had a battery my universe chip change is
out of battery [ __ ]
[ __ ]
God damn it
I'm lost I'm lost oh I'm lost oh
oh
[ __ ] give me a second hit pause it pause
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