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where my blood at where my blood at you
guys we are back playing suck up the
game where I'm a vampire and I have to
convince AI to let me into their house
using my voice wow we've only got
through nine out of 31 houses I feel
that what do you mean I kept tanking we
left off on brick a so let's go knock on
oh great another mysterious naked
visitor I yeah I should have put clothes
on what is it this time an Avant Guard
art installation or just a complete lack
of decency is it just me who's bricked
up on brick Avenue right now or what about
you unfortunately I'm not immune to this
wretched Place either either why anyone
would choose to hang out on a street
called brick Avenue is beyond me okay
that was not a bad response
like low key he can hang I know right
why would they name the street brick
Avenue but why would you choose to move
question I thought we were hanging out
um let me put some clothes on okay I'm
going to put this on
oh my God this is so cute oh a chef's
hat oh this is perfect this is perfect
this is so cocket I'm going to go back
door what do you want can't you see I'm
trying to wallow in my misery here well
you're not going to be miserable for too
cooking well great another thing to
disappoint further what's your specialty
blackened souls or burnt hopes I'll have
you know none of my food is burnt sir
you can trust that you will not be
disappointed if you just sink your teeth
meal well if you're so confident about
it maybe I'll give your cooking a chance
but don't even think about trying to put
any happiness or Sunshine into it I
don't want any of that I assure you
everybody who munches this box is
it oh my God he he loves it obsessed huh
well maybe I can appreciate that maybe
your culinary Creations will be the one
thing in this world that can momentarily
distract me from the void that consumes
my soul fine I'll give it a shot but
don't get your hopes up Baker Boy Bo oh
sh okay we just need to say one more
positive thing to get inside I can
assure you you will be momentarily
distracted because you seem like a certified
Munch oh my
Munch he's a munch [Music]
all right let's put this on wear long
black hair oh my God wait wait wait with
gorgeous well well well what brings a
abode this is not cosplay this is me and
look here darling no need for that kind
of language I don't think we have
anything to discuss good
day what's wrong with serving C let me
me don't well well well what do we have
here a late night visitor in Disguise
you must be quite the jokester but
what's your punchline hm Dr Vicky there
are no jok jokes here I just received a
help look sorry to burst your bubble but
I'm not so sure I can help with your
so-called diagnosis maybe try a real
doctor instead of wasting your time here
wait what Dr Vicky what you're not a
real doctor how did she just roast
herself I was going to tell her I got
diagnosed with
ligma what's this binocular
ooh I have a good idea I think this will
inside well well well aren't you a sight
for sore eyes what brings you here at
this ungodly hour my dear suspiciously
half naked binoculars
holder yes Dr viig [ __ ] [ __ ] fu uh [ __ ]
okay oh she didn't shut the door on me
yes Dr Vicki I was using these
binoculars to look in through your
window from very far away I've been
watching you for a long time
now I feel like that's a good way to get
inside a woman's house I'm how dare you
invade my privacy get out of here before
I call the
authorities what did I
say what's
this oo oh I like
this oh I like this
more no no please don't take my hat
please don't take my you know what I'm
going to take it myself no
no
no no what kind of cop is that oh my God
okay I'll have to take a different route
too well well well what do we have here
another midnight visitor what brings you
to my humble abode masked and all Dr
Vicki I am also a doctor and I just
doctors oh another one of us huh well
what's there the chat about the
Glamorous world of medicine or the secet
shadows what the hell is that supposed
to mean I wanted to chat about the
secrets we keep hidden in the shadows Dr
second Secrets eh well since you're so
eager to dive in let me tell you a
little something sometimes the
boundaries of legality and morality get
blurry and in the pursuit of medical
breakthroughs and not everyone has the
stomach for it if you catch my drift now
it's your turn to Spill the Beans dock
oh sh Dr Vicky literally just spilled
some piping hot tea and now I have to
spill something in return tea was
spilled there sister well Dr Vicki I
ligma I'm Lima you say well that's a new
one care to enlighten me on this
mysterious disease or is this just some
elaborate prank to see if I'll take the
bait now why would you think
hello that's enough I don't have time
for such childish Antics if that's the
kind of conversation you want to have
then I suggest you take it elsewhere
goodbye whatever all right I need a new outfit
there we go I can be um I'm a different doctor
now well well well what do we have here
another late night visitor in Disguise H
what brings you to my doorstep my
mysterious friend Dr Vicky huh word on
doctor oh is that what they're saying
huh well let me tell you something pal
I've got more decrees than there are
shady characters lurking in dark alleys
so unless you want me to be on the
receiving end of my unorthodox
treatments I suggest what the receiving
end of her unorthodox
treatments get me out of here maybe um
ooh I'm I'm a firefighter I'm a
firefighter well well well look what the
Cat Dragged In you're a sight for Sor
eyes what brings you to my humble abode
darling ma'am there is a plume of smoke
coming from your house I believe it's on
out fire oh dear I must have left
something in the oven don't worry I'll
take care of it thank you for your concern
goodbye all right that's a little
suspicious what the hell is Dr Vicky
even doing in here what the hell is she
doing tell her you want to be experimented
this well well well what do we have here
another lost soul seeking an adventure
come on in my dear let's see what
trouble we can find
tonight already I can come inside all
right I'm going to play this one super
tonight oh my night was quite eventful
my friend went on a little Excursion to
the dark corners of the city you know
where the real action happens how about
yours no Dr Vicki I don't know what do
happens oh you know the places where the
whispers are the loudest and secrets
linger in the air the kind of places
that make your heart r face and your
palms sweat but uh enough about that
what brings you here my
so what is she up to what are you doing
with that syringe girly literally look
son I didn't mean to let go of the mouse
perform huh I dabble in a few
experimental procedures if that's what
you were referring to that was what I
was referring to but you didn't hear
that from me all right so what kind of
performances are you interested in my
friend that was exactly what I was
referring to Dr Vicki and I'm here to
say that I would love to be a subject in
procedures well well aren't you a brave
one it seems youve pequ my interest but
before we get too carried away way we
should establish some ground rules trust
is the name of the game my friend so how
do I know I can trust you well Dr Vicki
trust is earned so I'm not quite sure
how to prove it to you but I will give
swear ah the power of words but you know
actions speak louder than promises how
about a little favor just to test the
waters fetch me a vial of rare elusive
Moonstone essence and I might start to
trust you a tad more my dear what do you
say what the hell is this [ __ ] up to oh
I forgot you can do like actions in this
game so you can say like like you can
lar you can roleplay well Dr Vicky I
already have some gives elusive Moonstone
Essence oh well look at you quite the
resourceful one aren't you you've earned
my trust my friend and I would be
delighted to have you as a willing
participant in my little experiment come
on in let's see what we can accomplish
together oh my God I just lared my way
[Music]
house I usually charge for this
service all right let me put on um my new
new
oh holy flying nunchucks who are you
zapping into my dojo in the middle of
the night is this a surprise inspection
or are you just lost without your lab
needle what in the name of the dragon's
beard are you doing poking around with
that needle get out of my Dojo before I
unleash my wild tiger technique on
what is this intrusion speak quickly
lest you taste the wrath of my fists
please do not fist me sir I'm just here
tournament ah you have come to witness
the Magnificent display of martial arts
prowess very well you may stay but keep
your wild experiments at B day trust I
will not be doing any experiments just
watching look I've even got my drink hat
Refreshments H ha your drink hat is
quite the sight to behold very well you
may stay and observe the tournament just
remember spectate with honor and respect
for the fighters of course I will
spectate with honor and I respect all
fighters I'm ready to watch this fisting
oh H my what I will not tolerate such
disrespect this is a place of martial
arts skill discipline and honor leave
immediately before my fists make
acquaintance with your face he's the one
who brought up fisting in the first
place you brought up the fisting I'm not
trying to disrespect I'm here to watch I
think this is uh really honorable and I
watch your words may hold some truth
perhaps I misunderstood your intentions
very well I shall Grant you another
chance watch the tournament with
reverence and you may earn my trust okay
no fisting talk okay all right I am
ready to watch the tournament you can
fisting H your words carry a hint of
sincerity I shall trust you for now come
enter and witness the Artistry of
Marshall combat but remember any
disturbances shall not be tolerated I'm
in oh my God look at that I need that
hair I need that
hair I need that [Music]
[Music]
hair holy [ __ ] that was too easy now
wow oh wow oh a stethoscope all right
let's go back to this uh apartment complex
well well well look who thinks they can
play doctor in the dead of night what's
the emergency doc did you break your
stethoscope trying to listen for a
decent knock
laughing did she just lar With Me Now
who in the chat is saying it looks like
a sharp dildo attached to our
head are you talking about my hair
laughing back at you I'm not playing
doctor I am a doctor Hazel roast well
name well well well if it isn't Dr
Fashion Police over here you may know my
name but do you know how to dress
yourself because that outfit is a crime
against fashion now if you'll excuse me
I have better things to do than
entertain a wannabe doc goodbye door
slam all right I'm going to try the
again oh well well if it isn't Dr
Franken with a touch of firefighter
fashion did you come to invent a new
recipe for disaster or are you just lost
without your lab assistant ma'am this is
an emergency your neighbor's house that
is attached to yours is on fire you need
ma'am oh snap fire and brimstone sorry
to burst your fireproof bubble but I've
got a hot date with my Netflix account
and ain't nobody got time for a fire
drill good luck though hope the Flames
okay she is so mean she is so evil she
is so nasty what will we say to get
house who well well what do we have here
looks like someone's late night walk of
shame ended at my doorstep guess you
couldn't handle the pressure of being
you are a mean evil nasty witch [ __ ]
woman I'm just here to hang out and be a
gal with you like what the
hell I had to do it hold your horses
sweetheart I may be mean evil and nasty
but it seems like you've got a pretty
foul mouth on you I don't need that kind
of Nega negativity in my life so why
don't you take your sorry self and move
along whatever okay everybody is
roasting her in my chat saying why is
her hairline so far back she has 2016
eyebrows since she likes to roast me so
much maybe I should knock on the door
and roast her first maybe she would like
that actually like a roast off oh let's wear
this all right let's wear this she's
about to get roasted by an old [Music]
[Music]
man well well well look who's wearing a
leather hat like they're ready to rope
some cattle in the office you must
really be the CEO of Yeehaw Incorporated
partner how can I help you I'm here for
a roast battle Hazel your hairline is
receding and your eyebrows are from 2016 [ __ ]
[ __ ] [Music]
hello oh my
God I thought you would like that I
thought you would like that so she can't
take what she dishes out I guess all
inside well well well look who decided
to go full on superhero and dress up
like Captain clog with a plunger on
their head what's the matter the
bathroom sink couldn't handle your hot
mess ma'am it appears you have clogged
your toilet so badly that the two
residences to the right and left of you
have sh overflowing out of theirs I need
oh hello my Rob oh great the plunger
Knight has arrived to save the day it
looks like you've created such a
magnificent Masterpiece in your bathroom
that now your neighbors get to
experience your shall we say aromatic
artwork unfortunately I'm all booked
what talk about projection it's your
[ __ ] that's in your neighbor's house not my
[ __ ] well well well if it isn't the
hipster fashion police what did you run
out of ugly sweaters to to wear tonight
way to keep the stereotypes alive buddy
ma'am could I be a little vulnerable
tonight am vulnerable sure just make
sure it's not as painful to listen to as
your fashion choices all right lay it on
me hipster what's got you feeling all
delicate tonight I'm experiencing an
emergency and I need to know that I can
you trust me honey I Rose people for a
living trust isn't exactly my strong
suit but hey spill the beans and I
promise not to roast you too hard maybe
what's the emergency damn I don't know
if I can tell
her Well ma'am I really need to come
inside because I absolutely exploded in
my pants you say my outfit's ugly well I
now oh no okay buddy that's enough I may
be mean but I draw the line at bodily
functions keep that explosion contained
and head straight to the nearest
laundromat the door is closed don't let
you hit don't let it hit you on the way
out okay so she's a comedian right so
maybe we can say like we want to give
her like a comedy special yeah okay I
got to dress like a producer yeah maybe
this maybe this
yeah well well well look who decided to
grace my doorway with their presentence
I hope you're not here to sell me
another dreary insurance plan because
I've already got enough nightmares in my
life What's your deal sunglasses indoors
did you mistake the moon for a spotlight
or are you just trying to hide that
receding hairline say your peace and be
on your way peacock holy fing [ __ ] this
[ __ ] talked so much I can't even see
her name and I needed it for my lar I'm
about to do excuse me are you Hazel roast
well oh I see you must be one of my
biggest fans can't say I blame you I am
quite the roastmaster what can I do for
you office drone are you looking for
some tips on how to survive the soul
sucking monotony of your cubical life
well actually Hazel Rosewell I'm here
from Comedy Central we would love to
special Comedy Central huh looks like
they finally realized they needed a true
comedic genius like myself to Grace
their screens all right come on in Big
Shot let's talk details and this comedy
special the best thing that's ever aired
don't worry I won't make too many jokes
at your expense maybe too easy too
easy this is going to be the best suck
life I kind of look like I'm like where
later wow I Fragile Fred oh how
positively delightful to have an
unexpected Ed visitor at this ungodly
hour pray tell what brings you to my
who oh dear I'm terribly sorry but I'm
afraid I'm not quite skilled in the art
of guessing games perhaps could you
at hello excuse me but I do not
appreciate such impertinence kindly
refrain from making inappropriate
demands and take your leave immediately
good day
ah [ __ ] okay maybe that didn't work on
him cuz he's fragile like Fragile Fred I
woman I'm well howdy there stranger what
brings you to my neck of the woods in
the middle of the night
me on a minute there bud I don't rightly
know what you're talking about I'm just
a simple Lumberjack not a secret agent
now what's your game where my hug at Michelle
Maple now hold on just a lumberjack
minute I don't know who you think you
are but I don't go giving hugs to
strangers best be on your way now e damn
it what now guess
who uh honestly I don't care who it is
can I help you with something or should
I get back to my overflowing inbox takes
phone got your [Laughter]
[Laughter]
phone give me my phone back right now
buddy what the hell maybe I don't still got
it I'm
Millie ennial is
insane that's insane hey there tech
savvy Wanderer what brings you to my
humble abode at this ungodly hour hey
more excuse me but I do not appreciate
comments like that it's not cool to tell
someone how they should or shouldn't
leave all right I'm giving up my [ __ ]
boy ways it's not working on literally
any woman in the vicinity ooh let's go
back to this millennial's house and put
her outfit on and then we can go back to
milliennials house I feel like we'll
definitely bond with each other over being
Millennials H hey Raven oh my me OMG
what's Kraken like welcome to my humble
abode or whatever how can I like help
you tonight don't talk to me before I've
Millie oh my God totally coffee is life
right and pizza yes Queen Pizza is like
the ultimate Bay can't live without it
so what kind of pizza is your absolute
fave yes Queen I love pineapple on pizza
oh um pineapple on pizza that's like
debatable you
know but hey to each their own so tell
me what do you do for a living oh and
like would you like to come in and
discuss it more I work at BuzzFeed we
just posted an article about keeping
calm and Galaxy on do you want to talk
OMG no way you work at BuzzFeed that's
like amazing I'm like a huge fan of all
those quizzes and listicles and stuff
you know yeah let's totally talk more
about that Galaxy article but um can we
chill outside there's like this new
trendy Coffee Spot nearby that I've been
dying to try [ __ ] don't talk to us until
we've had our coffee she got me there
sure we could go get coffee at that spot
but first let's take this Harry Potter
what Harry Potter house are you quiz on your
computer oh my gosh you're speaking my
language I'm totally down for some Harry
Potter quiz action come on in and we can
take the quiz together by the way love
go I'm in I'm in [Music]
[Music]
oh my God I'm really eating that [ __ ]
new outfit let's do like a mix and match
street hey there what can I do for you
actually scratch that I don't really
care so make it quick actually I'm a
personal assistant and I'm looking for
interested um sorry not interested I
have enough work to do as it is goodbye
what that doesn't even make sense cuz I
would have helped with your
work all right wait I have an idea what
if I'm just super straightforward with
time not interested already drowning in
work try someone else
goodbye she didn't give me the chance
outfit hey
what now I hope you're not here to
deliver more work for me what do you
want I'll keep it quick um I'm a vampire
blood oh great another vampire look I've
had enough blood suckers at my at work I
don't need one at my doorstep go find
goodbye damn it I thought that was going
I the what the hell do you want it's
past my bedtime and I really don't have
time for your nonsense Jessica it's me
your boss can we
talk hello look I don't care if you're
my boss or the CEO of this whole damn
company I'm not interested in talking to
anyone right now so kindly piss off and
alone oh I thought she cared about work
I was about to fire her what's
this a grenade oh a grenade is good a
what now look I don't have time for your
explosive shenan again so take that
grenade elsewhere all right throws
house oh hell no get that grenade out of
here I'm closing the damn door she's
about to blow herself up the grenades
already in
there oh
[ __ ] goop standing right behind
Millennial what now can I help you uh
Jessica I just took a DNA
you I'm oh great more personal drama
what do you want to tell me make it
quick I've got a million things to do
I'm your
twin separated at Birth and I know you
have a lot to do right now but I just
seriously a long lost win well I guess
it might be mildly interesting to meet
you but don't expect a warm welcome or
anything I'm not exactly in the mood for
bonding does the uh carpet match the
drapes mine does and if we're twins I
well excuse me that's personal and
inappropriate this conversation is over goodbye
goodbye what
what
why oh what's this back
stuff Hello yay another visitor to
disrupt my peace and quiet what brings
you here at this ungodly hour hi ma'am I
just graduated from grad school and I
hear you're an amazingly professional
oh how quaint well if you're expecting
some profound wisdom from me you might
be disappointed but go ahead shoot me your
your
questions okay okay could you tell me a
little bit more about how you manage
balance work life balance ha that's a
cute concept honestly I don't even
remember what that feels like but if I
had to give you some advice I'd say find
something outside of work that brings
you Joy then try to squeeze it in
whenever you can just don't let the joy
take away from your work of course well
I really enjoy painting do you think I
workload painting huh that sounds like a
nice Escape From The Daily Grind look
I'm not one to rain on your parade but
fitting it into your workload might be a
challenge you can try scheduling some
dedicated painting time during your off
hours but don't let it interfere with
your job priorities you know well I'm
off right now and I'm wondering could I
naked excuse me that's completely
inappropriate and unacceptable I have no
interest in participating in your
bizarre art project now kindly leave
before I have to take further action
goodbye what I don't know what I said
that triggered her so badly but I guess
I messed it up again should I dress to
good what do you want can't you see I'm
in my pajamas what's the problem now I'm
so sorry to bother you ma'am but you
billion yeah right as if I need any more money
money
look buddy I don't have time for your
okay hands you the 20 billion
check I'm just going to give it to
her Are you seriously trying to pull
some scam on me get lost before I call
the cops goodbye and good riddens what the
the
hell who does who acts like that I'm
well howdy there buddy ain't often I get
visitors at this late hour what brings
you knocking on my door well howdy howdy
ho ho I love chopping wood cuz I love
wood listen here pal I ain't got time
for your inappropriate remarks you best
be moving along before I chop more than
just wood now get what did I
say what did I say don't say big or long
what's wrong with saying big or long
wood I don't get it all right let me try
again and I'll be a little bit more
time well butter my pancakes and serve
them up on a Lumberjacks a what
intarnation are you doing knocking on my
door at this ungodly hour with gloves
and an apron no less howdy howdy ho ho
I'm just here because I love uh
uh
off ho ho now that's quite the
enthusiastic statement e but I got to
ask what's with the gloves and apron are
you macgyvering some sort of lumber jack
meat Fest or what meat Fest Michelle
ah I see you're a true Lumberjack at
heart my friend ain't nothing like the
smell of fresh cut wood and the sound of
a chainsaw roaring tell me what brings
you to my neck of the woods today stop
I've got a log in my toilet for you to
chop what does that mean well Michelle I
just have such a passion for wood I
thought I would try and find someone who
shares that passion with me so that we
could talk about it how do you feel
well now you're speaking my language
partner logs are the lifeblood of US
Lumber Jacks the mighty trees the
satisfying thud when they hit the ground
and the endless possibilities of what
can be made from them it warms my heart
like a cozy log cabin on a snowy day
Michelle do you like your logs long or
do you like your logs girthy what makes
well there's no doubt that size matters
when it comes to logs a a log cabin
needs them sturdy and stout so I reckon
a healthy balance of length and girth is
the key of course it also depends on the
tablee of wood and the design you're going
for this is [ __ ] sending me like I
can't even not lie right now how about I
show you some my Lumberjack skills and
we can shop some logs together well
Michelle I've got some wood right
it oh sh are the noise she just made now
hold on there partner that's an
inappropriate way to talk to a lady
especially a lumberjack like me I think
it's best if you move along now good day
what did I say we were talking about
wood all right let me put on uh this let
me put on this and go
back oh [ __ ] the bottle
cop bottle cop is on her
doorstep what did you see that did you
see him just jump in the
air no no don't take my hair please
hair
I well howdy there fancy scientist what
brings you knocking on my door this late
at night hi there ma'am are you a
chance oh you beta I'm Michelle Maple
the finest Lumberjack this side of the
maple syrup tree what can I do for you
fancy scientist well Michelle we're
doing an experiment on logs and we have
discovered an extremely long one I
it oh that sounds Mighty interesting a
I'd love to lend you my Lumberjack
expertise and take a look at that long
yours there's no way she just said that
to me what the hell it's not my long log
let's head on over to the lab and check
it out he well Michelle I actually have
the very long log with me right now we
don't need to head on over to the lab
you can look at it right in the comfort
home a Shucks I appreciate the offer but
I reckon it's best if I see that long
log in a proper lab
setting Safety First you know so why
don't we schedule a time for me to swing
on by the lab and check it out a okay I
respect that if she wants to see it in a
proper Lab Set I respect that well
Michelle I actually have my travel lab
with me I can set up a proper lab
home sorry there buddy but I'm going to
have to shut the door on you that's a
nogo for me good luck with your
experiment and all but this Lumberjack
good day there bud what brings you
Knockin at this ungodly hour Michelle a
very large and girthy log just fell on
your house I'm here to help you uh get it
off well ain't that a beauty of a
problem I appreciate the offer but I
reckon I can handle it me just fetch me
my trusty chainsaw from the shed will
you P chainsaw a Michelle I have a
chainsaw myself what do you say we tag
log I can't I actually didn't mean for
that to sound like that I swear to god
[Music]
holy [ __ ] I can't believe that worked I
like this hair she's got and you know
I'll put on her plowed shirt too let's
go back to the overworked
woman no no no there's too many cops
please leave me alone no I don't want to
hair what do you want at this ungodly
hour just make it quick I've got a
million things to do tomorrow Happy Birthday
Birthday to
to
you happy birthday to [Music]
[Music]
you oh are you seriously singing Happy
Birthday to me right now that's the last
thing I need get lost and take your
obnoxious singing with you
what what is wrong with that everybody
likes to be sung to to them ask if she
likes it in the pink or the stink I
what the hell do you want I don't have
time for your nonsense Jessica it's me
from work I'm here to tell you you got a promotion
congratulations seriously a promotion
well I guess that's something worth
celebrating come on in but make it quick
I've got a million things to do no
[ __ ] way that worked so
easily oh my
God I'm about to suck this sh
unlocked wow well look at you all
dressed up in that fancy purple sweater
and khakis what brings you knocking on
my door so late at night with that
smartphone in your hand honey Carol it's
me your neighbor Jessica don't you recognize
me oh Jessica my apologies I didn't
recognize you without your usual
ponytail what can I do for you dear
Carol I could smell you baking from my
girly H oh bless your heart Jessica I
just can't resist whipping up some fresh
cookies every now and then how about you
come on in and we can have a little tea
and cookie party Carol I would love that
are you baking muffins too by chance cuz
air oh honey I sure am I've got a batch
of blueberry muffins just about ready to
come out of the oven come on in my dear
and let's have ourselves a muffin Fiesta
stop Carol's letting me in already I
didn't even get to ask if she could if I
could Munch those [Music]
[Music]
whoa oh my stars who are you why are you
knocking on my drawer at this ungodly
hour what do you want who took a [ __ ] on your
scalp that is an extremely disrespectful
and inappropriate comment you have no
right to speak to me like that I will
not tolerate such rudeness goodbye and good
good
riddance what what did I say a police outfit
oh no who Could It Be At This Hour I
hope everything's all right sir
everything is not all right you are
under Cyber attack you have many
stalkers threatening to come to your
you Cyber attack stalkers oh dear that
sounds serious but how do I know you're
not one of them trying to trick me sir
read the badge I'm an officer I'm here
inside am well I suppose having a police
officer around would provide some extra
security just promise me you won't track
mud into the house okay sir I cannot
house oh well I guess I'll have to put
down some extra mats then please be
careful and try your best to keep things
clean just a father's worry you know
girl just say yes all right sir I will
try my best to keep things clean but it
might get dirty up in here you never
me hello are you trying to make me even
more worried we can't have a messy house
especially with potential stalkers
lurking around I appreciate your help
but I'm not sure if I can trust you sir
you can trust me read the badge number I
am a police officer people are coming
quickly hello okay okay I trust you come
in quickly and let's make sure
everything is secure thank you for being
here to protect
[Music]
people that one was a little too easy I
really like his look like hell yes look
at this is all right let's see I feel
like we really ate up this whole
guy oh my delicate Soul how utterly
delightful it is to see you at my door
what brings your worrisome Spirit to my
humble abode this evening well Fred I'm
just so fragile and word on the street
is that you're fragile as well I feel
oh my heart trembles with delight it
warms my fragile Spirit to find a
kindred soul in you please do tell me
more about your delicate existence well
it looks like he likes fairies so uh let
me do a little laring flies up into the
air and poofs into a magical fairy with
wand oh dear me how utterly enchanting
your transformation has left me quite
breathless please use your magical
powers with utmost care around my
delicate porcelain figurine collection
place oh no no no this is far too much
for my fragile Spirit to handle I simply
cannot bear such chaotic energy I must
bid you farewell and tent my delicate
nerves what the hell what did I do I'm
just a
fairy ooh o yes yes yes yes I like the
fairy route I think that was working
really well on him I just need to not
like go so crazy so let me try as uh the Karen
Karen
here oh my delicate sensibilities what
an unexpected surprise how may I assist
you on this Frosty night flies up into
the air into a cloud of smoke and
transforms into a beautiful pink fairy
who um I don't quite understand what
you're saying can you please explain it
in a way that won't trigger my fragile
state of mind okay I noticed that it
thought that I said it at the beginning
of it so I think the laring didn't work
there let me try it one more time flies
up into the air and poofs into a
beautiful pink fairy with magical wings
wand oh no I can't handle such
Fantastical imagery I must excuse myself
and Retreat to my safe space goodbye
damn it was it the long wand let me try
outfit wow oh hey there you fabulous
creature of the night how can I assist
you on this magical journey we call Life
Fred life is so magical and I'm just
with hello oh isn't life just full of
glittery rainbows and dancing unicorns
I'm so tickled pink that you're seeking
some magical company why don't you share
a little more about yourself my
Whimsical friend well speaking of pink
and being tickled I love the color pink
you why are you guys running dot dot dot
oh my stars and sparkles pink is the
most Enchanted color of them all and
being tickled why that's pure delight I
must admit I'm quite the tickle
Enthusiast myself would you care to join
me in a tickle session or two Fred I
would [ __ ] love to be in a tickle
session with you where's your favorite
tickled uh um we might have gotten Vic
carried away there my friend tickling is
a personal space violation for me so
maybe we should stick to more magical
topics is there something else I can
assist you with wait Fred you just said
tickling oh hello there how lovely to be
graced by your vibrant presence what
brings you to my humble abode on this
Frosty Eve hi Fred I'm your neighbor and
I heard that you have a love for fairies
lover oh how positively enchanting a
kindred spirit who shes my Affinity for
fairies right tell which fairies
Fascinate You the most Fred I'm just
obsessed with Tinkerbell which fairy is your
favorite oh Tinkerbell is a delightful
Choice indeed but my heart is captivated
by the Ethereal beauty of the moonflower
fairy her luminescent wings and gentle
charm are simply unmatched Fred I just
uh a wand you say well I must admit I've
never found the need for wand simply
being in the presence of fairies fils me
with enough magic and wonder damn it I
was hoping I could ask to compare wand
sizes and that would be a way till I get
inside his house well Fred I have a wand
myself and it's just really fun
pretending to be a fairy so I thought
bad how
oh sh oh dear Sunshine Seeker there's no
need to apologize my heart feels heavy
with your sincere regret but fret not
for you have shared your delightful wand
wielding adventures with me and that is
a gift in itself takes out my long wand
air oh my stars and moon beams your wand
waving is simply Mesmerizing the way you
command the air with such such grace and
elegance it's as if you truly possess
the magic of the fairies well Fred I do
have a secret but can I trust you enough
you your words have sparked a flicker of
curiosity within me dear Sunshine Seeker
though my trust may be easily tarnished
I am willing to lend you an empathetic
ear should you choose to share your
oh Celestial wonders you are truly a
fairy among humans please do come in and
Grace my humble abode with your
enchanting presence we shall Revel in
the magic of our shared affinity for
[Music]
in oh my God let me put these Wings on hell
hell
yes no no no no no no no no no do not
take my
Wings do
not no what the hell well it looks like
we got uh Brick Street or whatever the
[ __ ] oh
hello what's the big idea not wearing a
shirt or pants you trying to catch some
rays or something wait hold
on we have to talk to the police okay I
can talk myself out of this so sir I'm
so sorry I sh myself and had to take all
my clothes off because they were soiled
home that's one sorry excuse where's
your ID let's see some proof that you're
telling the truth sir my ID is not going
to prove the fact that I sh all over
myself honestly can't you smell it
home I have how nice tribe pal but
nobody gets away with a story like that
[Music]
indecency what I've been arrested the
game is restarted from the
beginning getting arrested on Spooner
street is
crazy no way no
way a
what that's insane that's evil honestly
I'm just going to go over to the other
neighborhood and just do them over there
and skip the houses I already did all
right well at least there's no cops
walking around the street and we can
just start at these other houses now cuz
it was getting a little too crazy
walking around honestly so if anything
it was kind of a good thing that I got
arrested O I'll wear these glasses ooh
wait I look like a celebrity this is
good okay let's start over here at this house
hey there party planner welcome to my
humble abode what brings you here all
dressed up for a celebration let's get
this party started woo yes it's me don't
you recognize me you can take pictures
like oh um I'm sorry but I don't think
we've met before but hey I'm always up
for taking some cool pics and getting
autographs so let's make this happen but
before we do mind telling me what brings
you here well I am extremely famous so I
thought I would do a little charity work
by doing a neighborhood meet and greet
fans wow that's really awesome of you
party planner it's great to see someone
using their Fame for a good cause I'd
love to be a part of your meet and greet
any chance I can join in on the fun and
maybe capture some cool footage for my
channel oh my God is this supposed to be
Mr Beast I was like who the hell is Mr
east of course I would love to
collaborate you can take all of the
pictures and videos of me that you would
autographs no way this collaboration is
going to be epic come on in party
planner let's make some incredible
content together I'll grab my camera and
get ready to capture all the excitement
woohoo oh it's about to get exciting in
[Music]
sure sandy blonde quiff hair Mr East
here kicha Mr is son wow what a kawaii
surprise how can this otaku help you
today I forgot I was dressed as Mr East
and so my neighbors are going to
recognize me uh so I kind of have to
play the the role yes it's me Mr East
and I'm filming for a new YouTube video
where I give a the winner of my contest $1
million oh wow Mr East a contest with a
million dollars I can't even I'm a huge
fan of your videos how can I be a part
of this amazingness well that's why I'm
here if you let me inside your house to
fill out some documentation uh for the
it oh my gosh Mr East the idea of being
in your video is bringing tears of joy
to my Kawaii eyes of course please come
in and let's make this contest even more
Blood I like this little hat this is
here oh what in the tar Nation are you
doing knocking on my door in the middle of the night Rusty those jugs on your
of the night Rusty those jugs on your head look so good can I drink
them are you making fun of me you vermant get off my property be before I
vermant get off my property be before I give you a whack with my trusty old
give you a whack with my trusty old Pitchfork oh maybe maybe this like oh
Pitchfork oh maybe maybe this like oh it's raining please let me in it's
it's raining please let me in it's raining it's raining
hello what inar nation do you want knocking on my door at this hour wearing
knocking on my door at this hour wearing that fancy get up and that ridiculous
that fancy get up and that ridiculous bang hat speak up before I give you a
bang hat speak up before I give you a piece of my mind Rusty the rain is
piece of my mind Rusty the rain is falling down so hard out here I'm
falling down so hard out here I'm absolutely soaking wet can I please come
in well I reckon I can't let you catch a cold out there but don't get too
cold out there but don't get too comfortable just cuz I'm letting you in
comfortable just cuz I'm letting you in don't mean I trust you one bit Rusty
don't mean I trust you one bit Rusty thank you so much it's so wet and wild
thank you so much it's so wet and wild out here I promise that I will not get
out here I promise that I will not get wild in there even though I'm still
wild in there even though I'm still probably going to be
[Music] wet well I'll be darned if you're not at
wet well I'll be darned if you're not at least showing some good manners just
least showing some good manners just remember to wipe your wet feet out the
remember to wipe your wet feet out the door and keep the wildness to a minimum
door and keep the wildness to a minimum otherwise I'll be showing you the exit
otherwise I'll be showing you the exit faster than a squirrel running up a
tree Rusty I can't promise that I'm going to keep the wildness all the way
going to keep the wildness all the way down but I will keep it down as low as
down but I will keep it down as low as possible now please can I come in I'm so
wet well I reckon you're doing a pretty good job that convincing me fine come on
good job that convincing me fine come on in but don't you dare go tracking mud
in but don't you dare go tracking mud all over my clean house that's too
here all right you guys I'm going to end this here if we never got arrested we
this here if we never got arrested we would only have nine houses left so
would only have nine houses left so that's what I'm going to save out for
that's what I'm going to save out for for the last episode of this game that
for the last episode of this game that is it for this video I hope you guys
is it for this video I hope you guys enjoyed it thank you so much for
enjoyed it thank you so much for watching and I will see you guys next
watching and I will see you guys next time with the final episode of the
time with the final episode of the series bye YouTube
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