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I Set Him Up With A SPICY MODEL!
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Like damn, I'm on my villager too. Bro
came through with that fire. He came
with a little
>> New York. New York, guys. We're in New
York. This is my first time being in New
York. And look at the weather. It's
awesome. I'm so excited to be here, bro.
Like, coming from Miami literally this
morning. The weather in Miami was so hot
and sunny and awesome. And now this is
just rainy and shitty and stubby. And I
left my hoodie in Miami, too. Of course,
I didn't need it there, but I need it
here. First things first, I got to get
myself a hoodie. X things next. I have a
good freaky surprise for everybody who's
watching this [ __ ] I know everyone's
>> bro. Oh my god, it's giving Home Alone.
What are we looking Oh, I'm looking for
a hoodie. Chat, this is cool. It's a
coin fit.
>> I really like this, bro.
>> Yo, Connie, what do you think? Come on.
>> We're two bands. I do. It's a nice sweater.
sweater.
>> Con, it's okay. We'll put on your credit card.
card. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> What if we put it on dice roll on rainbow?
rainbow?
>> A band on dice roll.
>> Yeah. I haven't been working hard
lately, so I deserve this.
>> Wow. Wow.
>> Chad, this is why you gamble, bro.
Because you get [ __ ] for free. All
right, so we asked a stranger where we
can get pizza. He point us to $150 fresh
pizza. First time trying pizza in New
York. Shit's supposedly really cool.
Really good. We'll find out.
>> How is it, Courtney?
>> Really good, actually. She's greasy, huh?
huh?
>> You know who else is greasy?
>> Dude, look at the city. Holy [ __ ] Wait,
time square is right there. Chad, should
we go check out Time Square? Is it such
a beautiful view? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what's more beautiful?
>> Not your [ __ ] ass
[ __ ] ass. Oh no. I'm going to sit next
to Courtney. Back over there. From now
on, it's be nice to Courtney. All right,
so our meals just got here. Dude, I am
mad. Mar, I can eat a fish right now.
All right, so seriously, we got to stop
with the accent and we got to stop
swearing in these videos because I swear
so much it needs to be cut out and it's
just annoying and I need to get better
with my vocabulary. So, all right. We're
about to go hit [ __ ] downtown New York.
York.
>> I lowkey want that shirt, too.
>> Hey, get daddy's little meatball.
>> I lowkey want it. That
>> want daddy's
>> I want to wear it on Sunday, Father's Day.
>> Daddy's meatball.
>> Mommy's little meatball. Wait, is this
mommy's? Oh, what the hell? We just got
swindled at a [ __ ] $130. Wow.
Somebody said, "The city that never sleeps."
sleeps."
>> Wrong city, dumbass.
>> So, basically, we got swindled and go to
a tour bus and a ride around New York at
night, which I'm not complaining. It's
cool. This is like the default tourist
thing to do. And I mean, we all are
tourist. [ __ ] Got to tread carefully
with that word around here, bro.
>> Tourists. We are tourists. So, we're
trying to see the best of the city to be
honest. But if we see some H walking
along the street, we just holl at them.
Even right there is where the ball drop,
bro. Only a girl would drop her ball for me.
me.
>> What the [ __ ]
>> Courtney? You remind me a lot of the Red Lobster.
Lobster. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> Cuz you stink like seafood. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Let's do a diss battle. >> No.
>> No.
>> Let's go. Just go diss. What? You're
going to let daddy's little meatball
[ __ ] diss you.
>> You already do.
>> That's not pretty.
>> Yes, it is.
>> You're all pretty.
>> Thank you.
>> [ __ ] ugly,
>> bro. This tour is actually fire. I'm not
going to lie.
>> It actually is really nice. Like the
stuff that you see on here. Cool
aesthetic. It sucks I have to share with
Courtney. Not like a girl that I
Get some H. All right, that's the goal.
Courtney, get some H. All right,
>> that's the goal.
>> Now, I'm not going to lie. Compared to
Miami, there's not as many Huz around,
but there's still huz. Excuse me, girls.
Would you guys be interested in being in
a YouTube video?
>> How old are you guys?
>> I'm 21.
>> Oh, we're going to catch a case. We're
much older. We're 25.
>> We're from Canada.
>> We're from Canada, too.
>> No way. Where? Us Canadians, we find
each other. >> YouTube?
>> YouTube? >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> that's really cool. What's your YouTube?
>> Dylan Wallace.
>> Can I look it up? Is that weird? >> Dylan,
>> Dylan,
>> it's close though. >> Boom.
>> Boom.
>> Thank you. Oh my god.
>> We just got married.
>> Oh, congratulations.
>> Good luck with
>> so beautiful.
>> Thank you. Thank you. Oh my god.
>> You look beautiful.
>> Thank you. You guys are so sweet.
>> You think we look good together?
>> It's my sister.
Can we get a video? Batman, dude.
>> Nice to meet you, man.
>> You, too. Dude, it's [ __ ] Batman.
>> Take care.
>> If I like shine the bat light or the the
flashlight in the sky, would you? Yeah.
>> No, definitely. Yeah,
>> dude. Come.
>> Happy Father's Day.
>> Happy Father's Day.
>> Father's Day.
>> That's awesome, dude. >> Batman.
>> Batman.
>> Thank you,
>> dude. We literally just met Batman, bro.
I can't believe we just seen Batman in
New York. Oh my god. And they have a
Courtney statue here, man. You do not
touch the Courtney. Jeez. Which one's
caught me?
>> Do we get matching realies?
>> What are your prices for these? >> 15.
>> 15.
>> 150. Bro, the discounts here they got
are crazy, bro. Only $80 for two Cardier
[ __ ] watches. Like those go for like
a couple thousand. I don't know why it's
only $80, but
thank you, sir. Me and matching Cardier.
Why are they having such crazy
discounts, bro? Like, and they have a
bunch of like Louis Vuitton, Gucci, all
this stuff. That's crazy.
>> It's for hella cheap, too.
What are these discounts, dude? I'm
liking this place.
>> Video YouTube.
>> I have a 215 day streak on Duolingo, though.
though.
Okay, so it is day three in New York.
This is our last day here. And as you
guys know from last video, our friend
Josh, we said we were going to link him
in New York. Unfortunately, got hit by a
train on the way here, so we won't be
able to film with him.
>> So unfortunate.
>> I know. That sucks. But we're on our way
to see the Statue of Liberty with our
boy Josh. We're going to go see it from
Battery Park. Apparently have a sick
view from there. If it's not sick, then
uh we're cooked. Damn. Why does that
[ __ ] look hella small in person, bro?
Dude, what the hell? That's cool.
>> Yeah, I'm not going to lie. This is a
very overrated landmark.
landmark.
>> Who do we got here?
>> I'm Riley.
>> This is the first time we've ever met,
dude. I got to stop doing I do this.
>> Nice to meet you.
>> No, I know. How you doing?
>> I'm good.
>> I'm done. Nice to meet you.
>> Nice to meet you. I'm Riley. Dude, I do
this so many times in my videos where I
just like have to fabricate an entrance
and it's so [ __ ] awkward. I hate that
[ __ ] I appreciate you coming.
>> Yeah, I know. I'm so excited.
>> Over here, I have a little surprise for
you. So, um
>> close. Okay, open your eyes.
>> You told me that you're 411, right?
>> Yeah, I am.
>> Go stand next to him. Cuz how tall are
you, Josh?
>> I would say you're about a foot shorter
than me. So, I would say 311.
>> Wait, you're lying. But you're
>> so much lying. Take off the shoes.
>> Take off the shoes. Take off the shoes.
>> Okay. Wait, that actually made a big
difference. How tall are you? Actually,
>> four or five?
>> 6 in is it's [ __ ] huge. Don't get me wrong.
wrong.
>> There is no way he's four or five.
Definitely shorter than four or five.
>> What if we use the Apple tape measure?
You know that we're
>> wait. Yeah,
>> I could do that. I could do that. I
could do that.
>> Okay. Yeah, something's off here. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> What is it saying?
>> Let me see your leg.
>> He's 6'2.
>> I I can't show you.
>> The funny thing is is the difference
there is.
>> What does it say? You're already
flirting, bro. Two doors getting long.
>> 42. You see, you're
>> 42. What the [ __ ]
>> I just measured you
>> I am 41.
>> I'm just going to stick to the 65 over
with a phone either way, so it doesn't
even matter.
>> You're not even considered a little
person. 48's the standard.
>> Okay. I thought it was 410. Get your
facts right now.
>> You should get smaller.
>> If it was just you guys in the frame,
like literally, it would look normal.
>> Wait, we need a tall person next to us
to put it in comparison. I am 6'5.
>> Does this look weird?
>> Is it like a step?
>> It's kind of Yes. >> Step.
>> Step.
>> Courtney, get here.
>> We have so much variety here.
>> I know.
>> Riley is currently outside of the hotel
door. Hopefully, she's not listening.
The surprise is actually going to be
Josh. Okay. Now, you remember last time,
last video, we attempted to get him with
a girl. It did not work well because I'm
a [ __ ] shitty ass wingman. But that
changes today. We're in New York City.
Anything's [ __ ] possible. We have a
hotel room to ourel, a [ __ ] dwarf
named Josh. That was legitness. So, the
plan is here. We're going to have Josh
shirtless, butt ass naked on the bed,
condoms all over the place, and then
she's going to walk in. Hopefully, we
can spark some romantic. We're going to
play some music. Courtney, as soon as
she walks in, play the music. Okay.
>> Can we get the surprise?
>> You're going to be so underwhelmed, bro.
>> Maybe you guys made something for me.
>> That wasn't a surprise. That was a
little teaser.
>> Did you guys like get me like a like a
sweet treat or something?
>> Maybe sweet treat. That's a good way to
That's a good way to say it.
>> Like a cupcake.
>> You could say it's a cupcake. Yeah.
>> Okay. Cover your eyes. Cover your eyes.
Here we are. Chip. Chip.
>> Very tricky. You going front?
>> Yeah. I'm
>> Oh, my bad. [ __ ] So, I've learned a lot
about you in the past like 10 minutes.
And I figured something that you would
really like. Okay.
>> Um, so that's what I got for you. Okay.
>> Okay. Can I open?
>> No. Okay.
>> Wait for the queue. You can open your
eyes in three, two, one.
>> Hey, baby, come for a swim.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh, hell no.
>> See, I thought what better than than a
dwarf in a bed.
>> What better than a dwarf in a bed?
>> She went straight for the watches.
>> Okay. And she's gone.
>> Quick, catch up.
>> Hi, Key. Like, these are way too big for you.
you.
>> I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
>> It's I'm kidding.
>> It's okay. I'll just jump out this
window. We'll see who's kidding afterwards.
afterwards.
>> The thing is he's actually very
depressed, too.
>> Wait, really? I'm sorry. Wait, no. I was kidding.
kidding.
>> I was really kidding. No, no, no, no. I
was really kidding.
>> Trying to get him out the window.
>> Dude, this is like this is a this is
almost as good as Titanic.
>> You look funny when you were mad.
>> Josh, I'm not going to lie, bro. I
thought I was doing you a favor. Was
this not a cool surprise, though?
>> Did it almost wreck? >> Um,
>> Um, no.
no.
>> Really? But jokes's on you. I'm hung
like a horse.
>> Oh yeah, that's I know that, too. That's
my guy.
>> Wait, why do you know that?
>> This was all your idea. This is all your [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> You put extra-l large condoms on the
bed. You know it's way too big.
>> Wo wo.
>> I didn't need to get that deep. [ __ ]
this tall.
>> It wasn't even my idea. It wasn't even
my idea.
>> It wasn't even my idea, honestly. Okay.
Would it have been a better idea if I
was in the bed?
>> Yeah. Well, actually,
>> Go for a swim. I mean, like, how can I
say no? How can you say?
>> Wait, you guys can stay. All right, you
guys get out. You guys get out. All
right. Yeah. Yeah, you guys get out.
>> We don't want
both of you guys. No, I didn't want to watch.
watch.
>> Hey, I didn't even want to watch anyway.
That's [ __ ] weird.
>> Wait, so I missed opportunity? Yeah, but
you missed it.
>> Let's go again. >> No.
>> No. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> [ __ ] both of you guys.
>> No thanks.
>> [ __ ] No, guys. Just do it for the video.
video.
>> Yeah, for the video.
>> Just do it for the video.
>> For the video.
>> For the video.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] both you guys.
>> I mean,
>> just say it for the video. Just say it
for the [ __ ] video. Anyways, that
concludes our New York trip. Comment
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