This content is a radical, satirical critique of the beauty industry, advocating for a collective rejection of its products and standards as a form of economic and personal liberation.
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studies predict that if women stopped
buying cosmetic products and services
every economy in the world would collapse
collapse
overnight this is a
call to collapse the economy let's cover
our scented tampons in Hairspray light
them on fire and throw them at
maybelline's headquarters let's take all
our leftover lotions and soaps and make
the world's largest slip and slide down
Capital Hill Weight Watchers will have a
whole new meaning like just wait and
watch as I burn this [ __ ] down
W imagine what could we do with all
these spanks probably make some sort of
catapult and launch our skin softening
bath bombs into enemy territory
Victoria's Secret is that she's going
out of business I have picked at my body
like a scout I have squeezed at my face
in the mirror until no more me could
come out of me I changed my outfit nine
times before I got here oh you thought
we were going to stop at Burning bro
well then you shouldn't have given us so
much flammable
[ __ ] tampons pads even you Diva cups
will be a thing of the past tonight we
paint the town
red I'm not bleaching my [ __ ]
n I'll bleach you
[ __ ] are you going to put those fake
eyelashes on for me no then I don't
[ __ ] want them does that shampoo also
come with the Photoshop you used on the
model no then I don't [ __ ] want it
[ __ ] you sumers Z I'd rather my vagina
not smell like Island Splash or a delicate
delicate Blossom
Blossom
because what the [ __ ] does that even
smell like that's not even a real scent
enough let's throw out our razors and
grow our hair as long as Rivers how
beautiful it will be to take the money I
spent to be pretty for you make my hair
soft for you my nails like candy for you
give myself skin cancer for you go under
the night for you and stop giving the 76
cents back there were days I spent hours
crying in the dressing room days I
didn't leave the house in case someone
had a camera for fear of becoming
another before picture so thank you
Cosmo for giving me
472 more beauty tips to completely
ignore thank you for all the left over
lipstick to right I am Flawless on the
wall thank you for the cover The
Vanishing Cream thank you for making us
invisible that way you'll never see us [Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
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