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How To Survive A Nuclear Explosion ft. The Fat Electrician | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 176 - AI Summary, Mind Map & Transcript | UnsubscribePodcast | YouTubeToText
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This podcast episode features a wide-ranging, often humorous, and sometimes controversial discussion among friends covering topics from failed Hollywood franchises and historical nuclear testing to the quirks of modern technology and cultural observations.
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how do you up Star Wars 15 minutes a
missionary 15 minutes everyone trout
looks nice let's tle in it's a one piece
puzzle with one moving piece well that's
not how we do it with the choir boys but
you know I guess it works damn we're
going to see if that even makes it to
won't God I'm going back to Iowa yay
vacation I know you you just fly in and
fly back home it's perfect that's the
best job job every you fly out there
once a month yeah it's horrible let me
tell you I got to fly out there go on a
4day bender with my friends and then go
back home and tell my wife I was
working oh the
humanity that's how mine is this how
this starts bro she takes like a champ
though she's like God damn it he's right
it is his job that's how mine is she's
like I know you're technically it's it's
real work and it pays for everything but
God you're just getting drunk with your
friends like
do you know how hard that is on my body
babe the sacrifices I'm making for my
personal health my liver hurts all the
time Cody's goingon to die in 10 years
we are sacrificing it all for you guys
I'm doing it for you
Damian my blood hurts it's not my fault
I have the best job in the planet damn
it it is actually we did that let you Mr
Cody start her off three two
one hi everyone welcome to the
unsubscribed podcast I'm joined today by
Mr Eli double tap the fat electrician is
back in town Brandon Herrera donut
operator myself thank you for joining us
all today in our Shenanigans hi You
Beautiful People how yall doing out
there we got Nick back finally [ __ ] it
once a month so if you guys didn't know
this we were just talking about it
before we started Nick comes into town
and then we record like five podcasts in
a row and then Nick leaves us but during
that time his job is to get drunk the
whole time the whole time time y we're
going to keep that
intro so it's the wives get a watch I'm
pretty sure they
knew oh this is not a
secret you feel like I'm I'm Clark K
taking off the glasses like yeah we bro we
we
know yeah we we know did you see the
thing that uh I think it was Henry caval
that did it the the Superman thing in
New York uh-uh where he uh they were
they were proving CU everybody made fun
of the whole like you know Superman's
glasses whatever he literally stood
Henry Cavell stood under a giant poster
in Time Square of Superman with his
[ __ ] face on it and just wore glasses
and just stood there SL didn't he slunch
his shoulders though just aitch and then
that's all and no one nobody got it no
one knew and then you feel like a a
[ __ ] [ __ ] like all right damn CL
can't do something more more more
realistically nobody cared because it's
DC movie yeah there's also that very
very true they've had a hard run well
better than Disney right now Disney's
killing it oh what do you mean the
acolyte some of the best Cinema I've
seen I love it just keep it's at like
12% right now it's [ __ ] I think it's
finally over yeah it just ended and oh
yeah did you watch any of it no God no
on Twitter the [ __ ] that posts up on
Twitter is the only thing and I've never
beenal Drinker yes oh dude love his and
I never watched his stuff before that
but no
him nerd Ric I just he's funny as [ __ ] I
I like his stuff I don't understand how
do how do you that up with $170 million
I have no [ __ ] clue it's like
starving to death at a buffet it doesn't
make any how do you [ __ ] up Star Wars
you got you got space Samurai and dudes
that can't shoot how do you [ __ ] that up
that's a whole movie 800 books that are
written that that the the fan the
community is basically like yeah those
are pretty good it's like just any one
of those yeah right just literally copy
paste it to cinema you will win instead
it's like no we're changing it all up
what if they decanonized it and then did
their own thing but you know put a chick
in it and made her gay and
lame chick and make your fing G what if
we what if we made this more digestible
for the people that aren't going to
watch it and already don't like it let's
headbutt lightsabers let's cut our hair with
with
lightsabers let's Force choke somebody
for the first time ever it is really bad
oh les lesbian space witches uh that
that can basically make the Skywalker
Saga not matter at all at all hold on
there's I haven't watched it I haven't
watched since the Mandalorian is there
actually lesbian space which I'm dead
[ __ ] serious that's they miraculously
concepted uh the two twins so now that
real Anakin doesn't matter anymore
reality is getting so wild that the
industry is just going to start making
about a loving husband and wife going
home after date night and having sex
that's what's going to be more
unrealistic at this point that's got to
be a
thing oh I hate it so much just the
basic dial like honey I had some wine
tonight I had some wine too would you
like to have sex yes I would people are
like oh [ __ ] let's make a baby what
let's get it over Timmy's got a soccer
game in the morning okay 15 minutes a
missionary light kissing 15 minutes oh
minutes oh no oh it got really bad but
now it's over $170 million gone and I
don't think they 170 million yeah oh you
didn't know that no $170 million if you
watched the last fight sequence it is
abhorent because they just didn't make
one of the um Jedi dudes does the Matrix
kick he does the uh uh uh like part of
it and they're using really bad wiring
so it looks really trashy I just hate
that like so the actor this is what I
really hate the the actor who's in Squid
game that's also an acolyte y apparently
learned English for the [ __ ]
role and oh yeah he has no he has a
he's that's what I read but it's like
dude he cuz he he just he loved Star
Wars so much so he wanted to be a part
of it and they they cast him in this
garbage oh that's sad you got collateral
on something that was not your fault
that's why you got to have respect for
like Henry caval though like ditching
The Witcher cuz they're [ __ ] ruining
it and he's like I'm not partaking in
this I thought you meant learning
English no Jes no I just meant actors
like acting and stuff they really care
about and he's like you guys are ruining
this I [ __ ] quit didn't they just
like cancel half of all the Witcher [ __ ]
that they were doing on Netflix season
so season 3 tanked and that's when Henry
caval after reading that he was like no
this is like nothing geralt would do
this isn't following the books at all
[ __ ] what are we doing and then it
was he was just a sexist piece of [ __ ]
whatever it is and then uh like well I'm
not going to be in the next season and I
think they canel yeah I think they
cancelled uh who was it which of the
himsworth brothers Liam Liam was
supposed to be the next Witcher and they
might have cancelled that I think they
cut it short I think they they were
going to like we'll do it for Seven
Seasons they're like how about one more
I'm so mad they didn't continue the Punisher
Punisher
series it was so good well dude they
needed the budget for the acolyte
[ __ ] Jesus why did they it was uh I
forget why they they canceled the it
origin that was when yeah that was it
was Netflix and it got it got bought out
by Disney for all of the Marvel [ __ ] and
Disney's like ah this is incredibly
successful and everybody loves it let's
stop [ __ ] let's have lesbian space women
they need a they need a female Punisher
now who's uh black and crippled [ __ ] and
go it's Wheeling dud a shotgun goes it's
like that [ __ ] she means business
it's like that Meme of the the the black
guy in the wheelchair with the
flash when they say flash is disabled on your
your
one oh no oh God Nick when's your next
video you you got like band of beaver
the last one uh that was yeah was well I
did my cocaine hippos but those fat
files I got a video coming out tomorrow
I didn't even watch the cocaine it'll be
up tonight on pepper box what is what
what is it uh it's about operation Plum
Bob which one was that go so operation
Plum Bob was in 1957 the United States
government decided to
just [ __ ] it we ball in the desert with
nuclear bombs just straight up [ __ ]
around like they were rednecks with
fireworks like P why can't my tax M to
go to that anymore bro it was unhinged
the [ __ ] they did okay so like they're
just blowing up nukes in the desert
right just nuking [ __ ] in the they're
they're like give me 1,200 pigs cover
half of them in burlap I want to see if
burlap stops radiation just blowing pigs
up for no [ __ ]
like burlap the it wasn't burlap they're
like testing different materials and
like they're like oh we want to know if
buildings stop nuclear bomb I want to
know if you if you sit inside of a I
want to know if you're inside a
refrigerator if you'll survive Nuclear
exposion So [ __ ] like that and then
finally this is also 1957 like right
like 4 the world found out about nukes
then 49 a bunch of American Communist
sympathizing scientists gave the
technology to the USSR they got nukes
right so by 57 everybody knows what
nukes are that that's where they have
like the black and white educational
videos there's that little [ __ ] uh
cartoon turtle telling the kids remember
kids what do you do when you see the
flash Duck and Cover you know telling
kids that hiding underneath a [ __ ]
school desk is going to save them from a
nuke it's fine right p what pit boy
based off exactly like it's what
fallout's based off of is this era the
atomic age
and they [ __ ] so everybody knows
about it and they're like okay well you
guys are just detonating nukes out maybe
it's not a good idea to put you know a
[ __ ] ton of radiation in the atmosphere
and the government's like nah it's fine
we have no we have no evidence to prove
that it would hurt anybody it's like
well yeah you're also not looking for
evidence [ __ ] like so they're like
no no it's fine watch watch this give me
five Volunteers in a c camera guy don't
tell the camera guy what he's doing and
they had five [ __ ] army dudes that
volunteered to stand underneath a
nuclear bomb as it went off probably
privates underneath no they were like
Lieutenant Colonels so have you ever
heard of the genie airto a missile so
the the genie airto a missile you got to
remember 1957 there's no uh
InterContinental icbms yet right so the
only the only real threat of nuclear war
would be if the Soviet Union sent
bombers and planes over right
so they're like well how are we going to
handle all these planes cuz we don't
have air to missiles that are accurate
yet we don't have whatever they're like
what if we shot a nuke at all their
planes that had [ __ ] nukes and just
blew up all their planes first right I
mean it makes sense if you don't think
about it like you're flying a plane
forward all of a sudden America spawns
the [ __ ] sun in front of you what are
you going to do so that's what the genie
air a missile is it's a nuke that's just
meant to take out all the Soviet planes
and uh yeah they on modern day we call
that an
EMP so they blew that up at 18,000 ft so
about 3 mil above these guys' heads and
it's on video wait were they under what
were they under nothing wait this is
just them in the [ __ ] open five
mother in the desert in their class B's
with a [ __ ] sign that says Ground
Zero population five and they're looking up
up
like and then there's a Flash and then they're
they're
like we lived and then they shake hands
and start lighting cigars and they
[ __ ] dip they didn't even tell the
camera guy what he was doing that day
cameraman was George George why do you
have a sign that says Ground Zero bro
the funny thing is they didn't even
count him cuz there was five volunteers
and he was the sixth like [ __ ] that he's
a camera guy he always lives [ __ ] him so
they're like his name was Georgio
shitake I think he was actually he like
Japanese yeah he lived he lived
in PTSD on that one he lived in Japanese
internment camp during World War II I
think like that's where he was grew up
or he was born and uh so he loved
trusting they didn't even tell him cuz
he was like he was a he filmed a bunch
of other nuclear tests and usually it's
like hey we're going to go 10 miles that
way and [ __ ] record off a tripod and
then he shows up and they're like okay
so we're going to drop it on top of you
today [ __ ] excuse me hey Tokyo come
here little Sam S cut capture up there I
know they're racist as [ __ ] to that kid
too so yeah they they dropped they
detonated a nuke right over the top of
five people film the entire thing uh
it's in my video you can also just
Google it they have footage of these
five guys just getting a nuked detonated
right over the top of them and then they
live that is yeah they lived to they
were all I think the earliest any of
them died was 71 damn okay because
radiation up there probably I mean it
would have made it to them but I mean
nuclear radiation like they were there
they were exposed to it for like 10
minutes disappear really quick too um so
like they were they were fine and then
um that's some balls and then after that
they're like you know I still don't
trust it so the government's like
[ __ ] fine we'll quit blowing up nukes
on the ground and in the atmosphere and
under the oan in the water we're going
to start doing it in in the ground you
know because and then we made hydrogen
bombs like they're fine again they they
du they dug a 500 foot hole and they
blew up a nuke
underground cuz what would go wrong what
North Korea does now I'm not a [ __ ]
scientist but like if you had to pick
between light and a firecracker
on your hand or making a fist around it
[ __ ] congratulations well that's right
on the Arizona fault line there isn't
one not
yet [ __ ] so yeah uh they tested it on
a 500t hole and they're
like they weren't trying to blow up a
nuke but because they were planning on
shooting nukes with bombs to shoot down
the planes right they're like well we
need to know if the safety precautions
in a nuke will with stand to getting
blown up right so like so we're going to
take a nuke we're going to put it in
this 500t hole and we're going to put a
regular bomb down there too and we're
going to blow up the regular bomb and in
theory the nuclear safeties will stop
the nuke from going off and it'll just
be the regular bomb so they're like only
one way to find out so they [ __ ] put
the nuke down there put the bomb down
there blew it up nuke went off too he
shot blue flames 800 feet into the air
wait is that the manhole one yeah so
then the second one they're like oh we
should try it again I was just thinking
if it didn't go off imagine being the
[ __ ] guy who's got to go retrieve it
they just put it's like anert they just
put ke on him he's
like like at that point you're just like
you know what I'm going to be
comfortable at least yo y yo here here's
your safety
glasses like [ __ ] um OSHA's like wait
wait wait wait wait yeah hat so then the
second one they uh PT belt they're like
well all right maybe maybe we should try
to contain it a little bit more so they
did they put another nuke down there
this time they put 5 feet of concrete on
top of it like three to 4,000 lb of
concrete godam and then 500 feet up then
they put a 2,000lb manhole cover over
the top of it and welded it shut 2,000
lb this a giant fight this is not like
man all the other YouTubers and memes
and make you think they oh you put like
a [ __ ] Ninja Turtle manhole no it's a
2,000 lb 4 in thick manhole cover they
should have put a normal one too and and
then they put a high-speed camera on it
because and I quote according to Robert
brownley the head scientist it was scientifically
scientifically
interesting he's like this is going to
be cool not wrong they detonated it and
the manhole cover was so the the camera
I think it was one frame frame per
millisecond so a th000 frames a second
it captured the manhole cover in one
frame so we can't calculate how fast it
was moving we can only calculate the
minimum speed it would have had to have
been moving to only be caught in one
frame and that was
15,000 mes an hour and how much did it
weigh 2,000
lb it would have cleared the atmosphere
second thank God we have a space station
like there's a really strong argument
that that manhole cover is actually the
first man-made object in outer space
well I mean it's still gone right yeah
if once it broke atmosphere it does not
slow down after that that is going to be
like [ __ ] like nebulus 5 911 yeah
just it's going to hit some peaceful
alien planet and they're going to get
pissed off and come kill got to hit buenus
buenus
Aris around this is what starts the war
with the
okay oh by the way my favorite theory
about that in Starship Troopers is uh
you remember the scene where uh you know
the I don't know the the chick that he
was dating the Air Force chick that
wanted to be a pilot yeah was
it there's dizzy and Cameron I saw I saw
the most accurate meme on the planet and
it was that it was the two girls it was
his high school girlfriend and then the
redhead it was like I like everyone boys
think the first girlfriend was better
men know your girlfriend was better and
I was like damn that's accurate some of
the first titties I ever seen man yep
right they were they were great OG
titties but the the SC where she oh God
the the scene where she's like avoiding
the asteroid in the very beginning
people point out that was the meteor and
because she skimmed it in
space thousands of thousands of miles
away she was the one who redirected the
[ __ ] asteroid started the entire war
in the first place because she was too
cocky you literally nuked Buenas and
started a [ __ ] giant global war I did
not see that just because of
empowerment she was the box cutter D I'm
going I'm I'm going to go back to the
manhole cover then we're going to go back
back
to tro I'm sorry so like the a lot of
people on the internet are going to get
super [ __ ] butt hurt already because
like it they think the manhole cover
burned up in the atmosphere a because
they didn't Google it and they think
it's a normal manhole cover it's not it
was 200
pound and then they're like well
meteorites always burn up in the
atmosphere it's like well yeah
meteorites also aren't made out of 2,000
pound of refined [ __ ]
steel B they're not moving at Mock
197 and see atmosphere or meteorites
also don't always burn up in the
atmosphere yeah they impact Earth all
the time yeah like [ __ ] tell the
dinosaurs that anybody that was I don't
think anybody can it's a good chance
beat the Russians in outer space with a
manle cover on accident cuz we turned
the planet into a [ __ ] oh so here's
the best part the reason history time
the reason that it shot the manhole
cover up at the speed that it did was
because the nuke was inside of a sealed
compartment right and it it turns out
that when you detonate a nuke with 4,000
lbs of concrete directly on top of it it
vaporizes the concrete instantly
and the gas of the concrete gets
superheated and the superheated gas
expands they turned the earth into a
[ __ ] potato gun and GED this manhole
cover into outer space holy [ __ ] that's
awesome that ah and then they got and
then hundreds of thousands of people got
cancer all right so back to do
TI No how many people did it everyone
no that's the wor that's the worst part
of the story um so they had 18,000
soldiers that were just like in trenches
while they were detonated nukes like
from a mile away cuz they just wanted to
like walk towards it they literally like
walk towards it it's on video like dud
trenches the wave pass like now walk
towards the nuke and like all those
[ __ ] dudes got cancer and then those
were privates good privates okay all the
towns that were within like hundreds of
of Miles because they were launching
radiation straight up into the
atmosphere in the beginning they were
just getting [ __ ] cuz nuclear
radiation dissipates after like 48 Hours
like it decays but you're supposed to go
inside and hide for that 48 hours and
they detonated over a thousand nuclear
warheads between like the 1940s to the
1980s so like these towns that were
close by like they just kept getting
exposed radiation over and over and over
again and they never [ __ ] told him so
all these people ended up having like
really highly elevated levels of
Leukemia and thyroid cancer and uh they
finally passed in the I what the [ __ ] is
it called it's like the radiation
compensation act and they passed it in
1990 if you were a soldier you could get
75 grand one time lump sum and if you
were a civilian nearby you could get 50
Grand one time lump sum This is 40 years
later which is hilarious 40 years later
if you were still alive and you could
prove it then all right we'll give you
50 Grand and you could [ __ ] off also
worth pointing out the government only
gets money from taking it from you
anyways so the government took your
money used it to poison you and then
paid you off with your own [ __ ] money
go [ __ ] yeah after 40 years eat a dick
like I [ __ ] hate everything that's
that's also one of the crazier stats too
cuz a lot of people don't know how many
nukes have been set off some people
think like oh well two like cuz well
yeah we use two on Japan but like in
nuclear testing it's like okay maybe
what like a dozen two dozen it's like
thousands in in all of human history I
think it's like 2,000 nukes yeah for
sure America's over a th000 by itself
plus the USSR had a ton of testing yeah
and it's like um and the nukes that were
used in Japan with all that destruction
that was 18 kilotons versus the largest
one ever was 50 megatons and that's the
SAR but that like and the the Stark
difference between those two
explosions massive [ __ ] massive I
think they said the S the SAR bomba was
like if you look at a map of Russia it
was like as far away from anybody you
could get up in Siberia and when they
detonated it there was Windows that
broke like in Poland yep yeah like it
was insan or something I'm not sure the
city um I do know remember that a
weird the first nuke that went off they
didn't think it was going to go off and
they' never dropped they' never
detonated a nuke
underground um it was supposed to be a 1
kilogram explosion it ended up being a
1.7 kiloton explosion so it's about
50,000 times bigger than they were
anticipating uh apparently seism seismic
equipment from all over the globe could
sense that nuke going off underground
like uhoh that that's one of my favorite
bits is like all of America is like
looking at their seismic charts and [ __ ]
like that they're like so Russia's got one
one
um either that or the Earth just
randomly did that but yeah we're pretty
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learn more that's um there was that
asteroid and it was 1800 or 198 1918 or
1970 the one meteor that came in and did
the um got super super he exploded and
did 12 like 9 megatons or 12 megatons
over a forest and a part of a city and
flatted it and we had no idea at that
time like just remote As [ __ ] Yeah and
nukes weren't ex like they didn't exist
so you just had this meteorite come in
explode into the megat tons and again we
didn't hit that until the 1960s and
bombs and it just no one knew what the
happened Dam nature you scary yeah yeah
you want you want to get upset I always
America so the USSR basically got given
all the information on how to build a
nuke by communist sympathizing American
scientists and like the main guy
responsible is this dude by the name of klouse
klouse
[ __ ] I swear to God that's his name but
he looks like this and you're just like
yeah I can see you being a communist
sympathizer yeah he looks like the
[ __ ] guy who went after
wendon oh is he wearing look him yeah
he's the one on the podcast that that
talks us right has a punchable face yeah back
fist Tong Tonga event large explosion in
1908 uh between 3 to 50 megatons Jesus
Christ if you like when is that
1908 dude it just there was just a
forest with nothing existing anymore
they're like
H so what happened here and at that time
1908 you have no [ __ ] clue just
something came in the sky exploded and
destroyed everything squirrels I wish I
would have read up on it before this
podcast but there was an event in World
War one where the British had
undermined the German position for like
yep years they spent digging a tunnel
underneath the German position and just
fing gunpowder into it Y and blew it up
all at once and it was like an insane
amount of gunpowder in this explosion it
it ended up killing like 10 th000 German
soldiers all at once what was that the
Battle of Petersburg in the Civil War
was the same thing yes where they they
did a giant [ __ ] powder charge
underground and tried to detonate it and
blow up the enemy Army didn't it blow up
like the enemy army or I don't remember
so that was one my my Civil War history
I used to be really really into that
time period uh for like history [ __ ] but
I I kind of I'm a little rusty on it
which is a most gangster military that's
like going to Iraq and we like see a
neighborhood we're like okay we're going
to talk
we're going to plant a bunch of C4 under
that little Block it's also it was
called the Petersburg crater it's just
worse than like World War I CU it's like
all right we're just holding the line
you guys hold this line hey Eli hold the
line for three years while I dig this
trench like you know the level of
confidence I got to have an Eli
[ __ ] years while I dig a tunnel I'm
not going to see you in 3 years I'm
going to come out you're going to look
you done bro yeah it's
done wait trout [ __ ] are you going on a
date no I just wanted to look nice for
Jesus Christ what's wrong with you you
look like a substitute teacher oh my God
Jesus Christ you going to go upstairs
and change after he got to look
nice cut off you were wearing a
Budweiser cut off and something in your
brain went you know what Nick would like
more if I went and got my checkered
button up he's just trying to impress
you he would impressed me more before
you just have to be who you are want to
hang out with this friend group you
dress nice we
bully first sentence Cody addressed me
with yesterday on the podcast was [ __ ]
you so what actually happened on the
Petersburg thing um so after weeks of
preparation July 30th Union it was Union
forces trying to do it uh to blow up
Confederates they said um they were
trying to blow a gap in Confederate
defenses and Petersburg instead of being
a decisive advantage to the union this
precipitated in a rapid deterioration in
the union position unit after unit
charged into and around the crater where
most of the soldiers Mill in confusion
at the bottom of the crater Grant
considered this failed assault as quote
the saddest Affair I have witnessed in
this war yeah they like got a [ __ ] 3
to1 KD on that one they didn't do well
whoops yeah it was a cool idea on paper
that poor
guy like it's going to work a lot of men
have died for somebody saying it was a
cool idea on paper
yeah there's a lot of Direction words a
lot of people's last
words we can all agree The Masks were a good
good
idea I can't see out this
thing man [ __ ] y'all she worked hard on
it don't ask me or mind for
nothing this is one of the greatest
movie scenes
ever completely irrelevant to the movie
too so F though that's as it should be
we just watched Sab put on in glorious
bastards two days ago and I forgot just
how good it is until you watch it the speak
speak
like just how he writes dialogue and the
interactions in the bear juice Scene It
just how violent all that is the the
realest scene in that whole movie is
like you'll be shot for this nah more
like chewed out and I've been chewed out
before I been chew out before the best
scene on the planet I been chew out
before or Lami
Lami
arao yeah you're going to take that Nazi
uniform off and that's what I was
thinking reveal Hitler's looking [ __ ]
perfect man we we are just tickled to
death to hear you say that it's so good
it's such a good movie and he has one
more movie coming out to complete his
have he has he decided what it is yet I
don't believe so cuz he wanted to do 10
right yeah and that's his 10th right yes
no number uh nine was hateful
eight it's got to be another Kill Bill
doesn't it no he had his three and then
cuz once upon a time was not that great
I'm sorry I haven't watched it yet it's
not good I liked it it was okay I I
didn't like it wasn't I didn't love it
but it was I didn't know it was about
the Manson Murders the only good part
nobody did until you did yeah that's I
was like well no did until they were
outside in a van and then I looked over
and my wife and I was like this is about
[ __ ] Manson Murders and she's like
how do you know that I was like I just
know this part of the story like about
to get violent the best parts of it are
When Brad Pit's in it honestly and
that's only like 15 minutes of the
entire two and a half hour movie what I
thought Brad Pit was a major character
more that right was it he was like the
side character it's like the side
character whose story is more
interesting than the whole [ __ ] movie
yeah see I didn't know any of that it's
the only one I've watched the rest is
just Leo going through a very meta uh
[ __ ] uh collapse as like a fading
star it's literally like what if
Leonardo DiCaprio was born in 1930
that's the whole movie I'm have to watch
it's got some good on Liners in it the
whole the the Bruce Lee thing like my
hands all leave the weapons I kill
someone in accident I go to jail for a
manslaughter yeah everybody does Brad
Pit scene yeah know yeah oh
yeah yeah anybody kills somebody on
accident they go to jail it's called
manslaughter apparently Bruce Lee's
family was actually mad at the movie
about that that's what I heard because
they thought that it was like shitalking
Bruce Lee to say that some random Army
veteran could go toe-to-toe with them or
whatever they were pretty upset and
that's what that I know um what uh oh my
God the director's name just left my
brain tan Tarantino he was paying homage
to Bruce Lee CU he loves those style of
movies he's like no it's not about that
it was the daughter that got super
pissed about it all it's like my dad
would have taken that guy it's like it's
movie call him the [ __ ] down the mans
people get murdered viciously in this
one it's parody just like when you dress
up like a Nazi in something oh I had a
question for you guys
answer okay here's here's a question you
get two celebrities Cherry to bring on
unsubed what are the two celebrities
that you would pick at the same time no
not doesn't have to be at the same time
CU that can get fun no just one episode
or so like one episode at a time you get
two celebrities that you could bring on
to unsub with it's the four post and
that celebrity you get two picks who are your
your
two uh I'm going to go with post Malone
for one of them okay good post Malone's
a good one oh man Shane Gillis would be
cool too Shane Gillis would be great I
feel like we can get Shane I feel like
that that's feel like it's possible very
much possible this is like pie in the
sky yeah Ryan Reynolds I would love to
have Ryan Reynolds on those two right there
there yeah
yeah
Reynold those two
uh is this where we tell our people go
out and Bully them on their
socials this is what I'm doing welcome
guys this is what I'm secretly doing
yeah all right you I I'll you come back
to me I I got to think about this one a
little bit more Ryan Reynolds is on
there I would do big H Tom Cruz yeah
that' be good Tom Cruz would be a good
one dude Tom Cruz I would not know Tom
Cruz in the middle I'm like hi Tom Cruz
welcome Tom Cruz to Tom Cruz so what the
[ __ ] is the deal about scientology is
all in Scientology by the end of it he's
like a he's like sleeper best podcast
ever I feel like I feel like he's
actually super fun to go drinking with
everyone dude you watch his interactions
or how people speak about him on set
everybody loves him apparently uh oh God
what I think it's Tom Cruz where if you
work with Tom Cruz you get a birthday
cake for the rest of your life for the
rest of your life he um Tom Hanks
actually brought it on um oh it's the
Good Mythical Morning the other show
where the cook Tom Hanks brought the Tom
Cruz cake to eat for one of the meals
and he he explained it he's like as long
as you've ever worked with Tom Cruz a
single time you will always have a
birthday cake what do you mean work with
like like cast and crew or no [ __ ] and
they are these are apparently like how
much this guy spend on cake yeah how
much is he
worth I mean still that's it's kind of
crazy when you look at the end of your
you your bank statement you got a
[ __ ] $300,000 cake bill so my my two
my first one is directly my first one I
picked and then I thought about it and
it only got better because Cody's here
my first one was my no my favorite
rapper of all time the G Ice Cube okay
oh I would love to have a podcast with
Ice Cube the man that popularized the
phrase [ __ ] the police and donut
operator we got that thumbnail
trying to find my service weapon the entire
entire
time Taser Taser Taser I picked Shaq for
my second one oh Shaq's aome Shaq is
Shaq's hilarious he didn't come to our
[ __ ] buyback yeah dude sha or Charles
Barkley sha had come to Ranch day
Charles Barkley with them big old women
in San
Antonio dude Charles Barkley would be a [ __ ]
black those are two really good ones
though Chris Bratt is my other one ohoud
would be a really good one I like we
thank you I think you
got I feel like we've got a chance
belittle him again for his outfit though
since he's a nice friend yeah I
appreciate the accountant give me a
[ __ ] wear a butn shirt with long sleeves
sleeves
big doesn't count when it smells like
cigarettes watch this there's no way a
guy with a button-up shirt can get me a
bush or a bush light I think we drag him
see I told you everyone trout looks nice
let's [ __ ] Heckle him thanks I walked
downstairs and Cody's eyes glistened at
the I have whatever we have to drink
hardcut to us punching TR on the
ground [ __ ] nerd like what you look
good today
1980s like what did I do I was trying to
impress you guys what the [ __ ] is that
vo IPA no I don't like beer that tastes
like [ __ ] thank you thank you
hate ipas I don't like ipas either I
like I don't mind craft beer if it's
like a porter or red or whatever I don't
like sours either I I just like I like
sour I don't know I just don't like
beers that are sour I'm not a big Beer
Drinker to be honest N I N I wake up
[ __ ] swollen I'm old yeah I'm already
allergic to gluten so my hair I
dangerous leg Legend has it that being a
Beer Drinker is worth 419 extra votes [Laughter]
[Laughter]
407 would have done would have done it
it would have been
enough so now uh the community has to go
oh it took me a second I was like you a
a community
community
oh every time Eli says Community you got
to take a drink yeah we I forg when I
made that a game but yeah say we were
drunk probably probably what US
no now go bully uh go you'll bully them
into actually being on the podcast if
you go and just tag it on IG Twitter and
everything it's a great idea I changed
my answer Chris Pratt I feel like we
could probably get uh at organically I
mean we got Jack Carr we got and he's
you know he's a gun guy you know I feel
like we get him I Chang my answer Elon
Musk I'm optimistic we could get ice
cube I would love to get ice cube bro
Ice Cube would be so cool to get on
Cody's not on that episode well no he
probably look at her episodes and be
like on there [ __ ] no you talking for
two hours though dude have you heard ice
Cub's uh him and God Ice Cube comes out
with like one song a year now but he
just came out with another song with
dubc and Snoop Dogg it's so good so good
I didn't even know he was making music
he is it's fantastic oh God it's so much
better than anything else right now for
rap that's well I mean that's not very
hard I know but still he's like 57 he's
out rapping all the kids yeah I mean
[ __ ] Donald Trump's out rapping the kids
now do you see that AI cover of many
men I didn't think I needed to hear him say
say [Music]
[Music]
uh but uh here we
are we're going to see if that even
makes it to Pepper box it
strategic covering of my mouth with the
microphone it's hey they made Donald
Trump say it through AI you could do the
same with me Chase is like oh [ __ ]
speaking of AI being scary um terrifying
no I'm sorry I'm drunk and I'm spacing
out on his name who's the um Chad GTP no
the Marine that we bring out to all the
different things Chad GTP
no influencer
Marine no like news type [ __ ]
um like more generalized news type
things he does a lot of shorts he's big
on Tik Tok um gray hair oh [ __ ] uh
Dunlap k k Kagan Dunlap he had a he had
a short come out the other day where it
was like they somebody used AI to fake
him supporting some scam to like scam
military members you're [ __ ] me no
he it was like and it looked real like
it looked holy [ __ ] scammy's going to
get oh I never thought about
like and it was framed as an ad of him
being like yeah these guys help you get
better benefits and blah blah blah blah
and he's like that I did not [ __ ] do
that that's AI it was horrifying did you
did you see the Mr Beast one that
happened like a year ago no that's oh my
god I didn't even think it was literally
like it was hey I'm I'm Jimmy from Mr
Beast I'm letting you says name like
letting you know that you just won our
giveaway for $10,000 blah blah blah blah
blah like it was a you know a scam but
it was seriously like a somewhat
passable video of Jimmy giving like an a
giveaway announcement thing dude old
people are [ __ ] yeah they're going to
it's going to be like like a quiet place
for them or Bird Box you just can't go
on the internet don't go outside
speaking of old people I accidentally
became really elitist the other day
against them or for them against them
against I just against people voting
period on accident I just don't want him
driving no I was at I was at [ __ ]
Verizon and I was like I had a problem
with my phone like a real problem like
it wasn't connecting to 5G at all and I
went in and they were like helping me
and it was like it was later in the day
it was me and some other dude in like a
high viz dirty shirt that you could tell
just got off of his construction job and
we were all just kind of like
bullshitting while they were fixing our
problems and this older woman comes in
older white woman probably late 60s
early' 70s big glasses and she walks in
with a power strip like the full [ __ ]
power strip with the go switch that you
plug into the wall you get seven more
plugins she walks in with that it's
already exciting and a phone
charger and I'm just looking I'm [ __ ]
I'm I'm engaged I'm locked
in like something dope is about to
happen right now oh [ __ ] I'm looking
that's the you just tell the other guy
to shut the [ __ ] up she she walks up to
the the third not Verizon person working
and she goes I have a question for you
and I go this is going to be this this
is going to be good like like that oh
yeah she's like oh
boy this charger you guys sold me
doesn't work that's not a question man
she's got the charger and the [ __ ]
surge protector in her hand and he goes
what like what do you like you plug it
in and it doesn't charge your phone and
she goes no it doesn't plug in and he
goes what do you mean and she
goes and you know how the charging
blocks for cell phones the prongs fold
in now I swear to God the Verizon worker
goes oh and folds out the [ __ ] prongs
and plugs it in for her and she goes
thanks and walks out and it's she Dro
there it's dead
quiet for seven years it was probably 5
seconds but it felt like seven years of
my life and I just go is nobody going to
[ __ ] talk about how stupid that woman
is and they all just start laughing
she gets to vote and it counts for as
much as mine does she just didn't fold
out the she didn't know how to it's a
[ __ ] one piece puzzle with one moving
piece it moves this [ __ ] far she
can't figure it out and it's visible you
can see it I'm more impressed she brought
brought
the she gotten a 3,000 lb vehicle that
burns liquid dinosaur to create a
[ __ ] explosive reaction to shove a
piston into a cam shaft to move wheels
down a road that was paved to not know
how to plug
vote I've been having an existential
crisis about this for like the past 4
days to be fair about 110 years ago that
wasn't the case the [ __ ] NPC dude
not saying it was a mistake [Laughter]
[Laughter]
but oh my God damn fin came down like what
the come come here I gotta PE real quick
old people will straight up walk into a
cell phone store and be like my Facebook's
Facebook's
broken okay and they'll like look at it
and they'll be like yeah I got a new
phone and now my Facebook doesn't work
have you download app you're you're not
logged in I don't know what that means
you don't know your own login to
Facebook did your grandson do I can't
help you what do you mean you can't help
me you're the cell phone people and
Facebook is on the cell phone why don't
you know my login to Facebook and they
get [ __ ] pissed at the cell phone
workers all the time people would be you
I would help them out depending if I was
going to make some [ __ ] money and I
would have recur in customers who you
know if I sold their
family you know $3,000 worth of phones
maybe I would be half inclin to help
them get the [ __ ] set up but yeah people
would come in the Boomers would come in
all the time what's my password and yeah
they would they would genuinely be like
what's my password I'm like I don't
[ __ ] know sir what is the purpose of
a password it's so I don't know
it it's a wonderful experience I loved
every minute of
it [ __ ] old people in technology I
know there's no like they don't watch
the podcast so we're good yeah no
they're the only ones I get truly mad at
on the road like truly mad and that is
the only time you will see like true
anger in Eli is those we had one
yesterday in the roundabout I pull up to
the roundabout because old lady is going
through roundabout what does she do when
go well that's polite
no same thing I know where he's going
with this if you try to be polite at a
stop sign you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] you go
in order so much you [ __ ] the whole
system up go in a rotation this is Law
and Order Law and Order you try and be
polite let somebody go you everything up
round you cause accidents mhm I'll go
the other way on that one too it's the
people who also like I'd Rather somebody
be too polite at a stop sign than the
people who had like outside my
neighborhood the other [ __ ] day this
little dick bag scooted behind the guy
like to go like it was a four-way stop
and he scooted in behind the dude like
going two in a time no not not me I
chased him down and I shot him not your
wait your [ __ ] turn that's I only
thing that separates us from the Apes
road rage is my only time I get [ __ ] Sav
does not like riding with me cuz I am
very AG aggressive driver if you were a
bad driver which naturally everyone but
me is a bad driver so you're just on the
freeway yelling depends on the day
depends just yelling at people in the
slow lane I'm like I know I'm going to
pass this old person going 68 and the 75
and I'm going to look at them I'm going
to [ __ ] make contact with them going
to flip them off as I drive by and then
I'm going to get as close as possible
cuz I know my vehicle and I know how to
cut somebody off without Fu I believe
that chinan made a gesture yeah those
goddamn Asians don't know how to drive
Eli have you heard about rayon's
everyday e25
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I couldn't feel
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[Laughter]
unell talking about armor or
what yes Nick anyways
we were uh you know I I'm I consider
myself you know there's a lot of people
on the internet think like I'm you know
full of hate and all this other stuff
cuz you know they're gay but I uh all
right I'm a I I'm like I consider myself
a genuinely like pretty laa Fair guy not
a lot it takes a lot to really get me
going like I never get mad yeah oh sorry
I thought you were going to hit me yeah
not this time not this time um but no
like that I didn't use to road rage
until [ __ ] San Antonio and in San
Antonio like I probably yell in my truck
at least twice a week yeah it's not that
bad here cuz people generally speaking
are going fast and they're Reckless I
went home for like 5 days back to
Indiana and
holy [ __ ] I forgot what it's like when
people drive 10 under the speed limit so
like the roads around here like the one
to get into the neighborhood the speed
limit is what like 55 cuz
it's sub it's like a suburb Texas for
the most part is try of saying every the
cops you're going like 85 cops like 90
and he's like what the [ __ ] driving past
you I was I was actually going to bring
this up cuz I did this today I was like
I finally found the one thing that is
more crazy about Texas than Iowa cuz
like I don't know I'm not going to lie I
came here and I was like this this is
not that big of like your gun laws
aren't as cool as Iowa's like it's not
it's not nearly as crazy as I thought it
would be except for the speed limits the
speed limits are [ __ ] wild I was on
like I was on like the front edge road
going to Bunker branding and I was like
I'm like 30 fet from people's front
doors and I was going 45 and I was like
I should probably slow down a little bit
and then a stop and then a a speed limit
sign is like the speed limit is 55 like
wild the road back from Demolition Ranch
dude the spe Li 55 and there are turns
on that where if you're going 55 you're like
every time I door this a this is how I'm
going to die I'm predicting my death on
air live to them uh I will die in a
head-on collision in that sharp turn on
the way to uh Matt's ranch with an
Amazon truck every single [ __ ] time I
go around that bend without fail if I'm
going there at 2:00 in the afternoon
there have been times uh like for tiny
guns where I went there at 7:00 in the
morning every time I Crest that curb I
go not today not today not today not
today giant [ __ ] Mercedes van coming
around the corner cuz you want to have
your I don't know deodorant delivered
tomorrow you piece of [ __ ] honestly
worth it
yeah that's a sacrifice I'm willing to
make even the like the neighborhood
here's 35 mil an hour I think 35 for
this area is yeah yeah because the road
to get in here that like runs parallel
to a bunch of neighborhoods we're in
Suburbia 55 mph like an an inequitable
Road in Indiana when I was back home
that is Indiana's flat as [ __ ] uh just
laser straight completely flat the speed
limit's 35 and I was stuck behind some
old person going like 12 let me guess
they were driving a Buick yeah of course
a champag Buick God I that's one thing
that drives me [ __ ] crazy about the
Midwest is that like just the low speed
limits like taking a rental car up in
Indiana like the times I've been up
there Jesus it's a [ __ ] nightmare
corn just corn and it's two lanes though
but it's still like 50 is the spe I 10
out in West Texas it's like 85 miles
hour I've done this thing in Iowa for
like 20 years straight where I just I
get out of my car and I lock the doors
and I come back out and my windows
aren't broken and my car is still there
it's [ __ ] dope the secret is to drive
around a 2003 Ford Ranger that's a piece
of [ __ ] nobody even looks at my truck
you still put blocks in the back when
you park on the slanted
driveway oh wait oh you just reminded me
I put bricks uh to cover my license
plate when we were filming earlier today
and I oh did not take them [Laughter]
[Laughter]
off the neighbor has a pickup truck in
their front oh no even better he he got
a preemptive strike on that Amazon truck
going around the corner break boun
oh [ __ ] Chase if you're watching the
news from a brick put it up on screen oh
she I did buy a rubber chalk for my
truck because I would get bullied for
the fact that I would put on my parking brick
brick
it it's parking break Connor damn oh get
those mixed up all the time Iowa Indiana
Ohio Idaho whatever well I didn't know
my parking breake didn't work until I
came down to Texas cuz Indiana is the
the flattest place on the goddamn Planet
so it never came up and then the
driveway here is at like a 75° angle so
I got out I put it in first uh and and
got out and usually just being in gear
was good enough and the first time I got
out of it uh the first time I parked in
the driveway it just like slowly started
rolling back down
likeu I this is the first time I've ever
seen a driveway in Texas that was uh
already pre- studded with those like
rock climbing colored rocks
it's how you get to the front [ __ ]
door manual is not fun if you've parked
and you have to go up you're like I need
to pull the car forward you're like dump
the clutch yeah second gear doesn't work
in my truck so I have to go first or
third also getting stuck in [ __ ] San
Antonio traffic dude my my my ankles are
getting a HK out and then you have Cody
who just bought a semi Tru yeah Jesus
Christ yeah Jesus [ __ ] dude Cody Cody
come back I I want your opinion on some
things in here you I need Cody's
specific opinion on some things dude
that's SI my trck you can't park
anywhere the unique privilege of driving
around my Forerunner for a week while
his car was in the shop how was that
Cody that is the slowest [ __ ] vehicle
I've ever D is it great no I hate it
it's horrible bro he said the
car bro yeah they did oh they did great
can we give them do do you have the
number on there I will give that dude a
shout out for me because he pays he
charges two that was that was
$70 for that's worth
it he details like the ever living [ __ ]
that 7 Bucks yeah bro my my 4Runner is
spotless right now it's insane like he
waxes details the interior exterior
homeboy is a God and it's him and his
wife it's a Mexican couple they kill and
I don't have a god meican couple in San
Antonio surprise what is their goddamn
number Cody I text it to you I love how
like Eli just whips out his credit cards
that he's going through like live in
front ofera what's wrong with myun Cody
what it's it's got the power of a 4
cylinder and the gas mileage of a V8 all
wrapped up in a V6 engine okay yeah dud
you're welcome for the detail I just
came in it a little bit it's okay God
damn it now I need to find did you have
sex in my car before I did no you
mother no he said it was too small
roadhead roadhead doesn't count he
actually was like it's too small cuz he
has a [ __ ] semi trck now hey my truck
is did you get that Shelby yeah yeah
it's hot the bo up front now I tell you
I'm like I'm I'm this I'm going to look
at a 66 and Paul of the day I get back
really it's [ __ ] hot okay oh it's hot
H I need I still need to get mine
restored yes you do mine is restored oh wait
wait
what holy [ __ ]
dud clean as [ __ ] too it's got to be
dope as Nick as it gets oh it's not at
all dude no yeah got a 396 it doesn't
have 454 that would have been cooler but
is Nick going to beat you to the
supernatural car no wrong year wrong
color gorgeous interior why are you in
automatics I'm going to let that
slide I mean you don't really get to
pick when it's dude that's gorgeous dude
it'sot dude holy [ __ ] you want to know
what my wife said it's
ugly that's why she your exwife too bad
we're conceiving our third kid gay van
yeah did I send you the Reddit some post
no oh my God it was this dude that was
just berating people about Halloween
costumes and how offensive cultural
appropriation is and blah blah blah blah
blah and he was he had a picture of a
person dressed up like a Native American
Chief and then he had a picture of
somebody dressed up as like the
stereotypical like Mexican and a poncho
with a sombrero naturally and he's like
these are highly offensive and somebody
that was Hispanic
wrote a [ __ ] paragraph and a half
just ripping this dude to part he like
first of all I can kind of understand
the point about the Native American part
with the headdress cuz I know the
headdress is like you know you're a
chief it's a it's an honorary thing like
you have to earn that it's similar to
like Stolen Valor and like wearing a
medal of honor around your neck so I can
kind of maybe see the argument there
especially if it wasn't
Halloween culturally as a Hispanic
person let me tell you right now the
sombrero has a lot of deep cultural
meaning meaning mainly that it's [ __ ]
hot out and that's about it and I don't want the sun on
want the sun on me it was so
me it was so funny I thought I sent it to you damn it
funny I thought I sent it to you damn it no no Mexican G dude if I like Cody
no no Mexican G dude if I like Cody walked up like you son of a [ __ ] you
walked up like you son of a [ __ ] you got a p i would be like yo that's a Cody
got a p i would be like yo that's a Cody probably buy a really nice punch I'm
probably buy a really nice punch I'm like do what is that made out of that's
like do what is that made out of that's some bro dope too no one's going to get
some bro dope too no one's going to get mad at that [ __ ] rice hat no one's going
mad at that [ __ ] rice hat no one's going to get mad at about that [ __ ] Hispanics
to get mad at about that [ __ ] Hispanics are legitimately some of the most like
are legitimately some of the most like laid-back people with that they're lazy
laid-back people with that they're lazy about
about it damn
it damn it camera
punch the whites are uncomfy Eli oh yeah I me Nick's looking at his
Eli oh yeah I me Nick's looking at his [ __ ] cat he's like yeah it's not even
[ __ ] cat he's like yeah it's not even that it's just like bro I did
that it's just like bro I did construction for a decade before I got
construction for a decade before I got this job and let me tell you I've never
this job and let me tell you I've never met a group of people that can
met a group of people that can outwork me under the [ __ ] table while
outwork me under the [ __ ] table while I'm trying and also not make it look
I'm trying and also not make it look hard at the same time it's horrifying
hard at the same time it's horrifying it's like those videos of them like uh
it's like those videos of them like uh throwing the Spackle and like that oh
throwing the Spackle and like that oh dude that is insane wild you want to
dude that is insane wild you want to hear some crazy [ __ ] the first
hear some crazy [ __ ] the first journeyman I ever worked with as like a
journeyman I ever worked with as like a day one Apprentice I didn't know I I'd
day one Apprentice I didn't know I I'd work construction I'd built Bridges i'
work construction I'd built Bridges i' poured concrete all that [ __ ] but I'd
poured concrete all that [ __ ] but I'd never done anything Bridges never built
never done anything Bridges never built anything electrical you bro I've I've
anything electrical you bro I've I've Jack hammered the Bedrock of a river
Jack hammered the Bedrock of a river that was horrifying um that's scary how
that was horrifying um that's scary how they build Bridges umh but uh he was
they build Bridges umh but uh he was like yeah no I was from uh I was from
like yeah no I was from uh I was from California grew up there my whole life
California grew up there my whole life uh I did drywall for [ __ ] 30 years
uh I did drywall for [ __ ] 30 years and I quit just CU I couldn't couldn't
and I quit just CU I couldn't couldn't compete with you know people that didn't
compete with you know people that didn't have to pay taxes doing drywall they're
have to pay taxes doing drywall they're better at it than me and they don't have
better at it than me and they don't have to pay taxes those mud people whatever
to pay taxes those mud people whatever and he it was like he's like so I became
and he it was like he's like so I became an electrician and I was like well why'
an electrician and I was like well why' you pick another instruction job and he
you pick another instruction job and he goes because they don't make the
goes because they don't make the electrical code book in Spanish so it's
electrical code book in Spanish so it's the only one that's safe
the only one that's safe damn oh my
damn oh my God I hope the Mexicans out there right
God I hope the Mexicans out there right now are like
now are like see we must learn this translate the
see we must learn this translate the electrical code book chat
electrical code book chat GTP those damn mud people in
my they are Terri I when I did Roofing when I did any construction it was
when I did any construction it was always just watching them absolutely
always just watching them absolutely destroy white people in speed and
destroy white people in speed and process yeah well it didn't work in the
process yeah well it didn't work in the Mexican American War you know bro in
Mexican American War you know bro in Iowa whenever you're waiting on the the
Iowa whenever you're waiting on the the general contracting crew it's like four
general contracting crew it's like four white dudes or one Mexican dude and the
white dudes or one Mexican dude and the Mexican dude's four times faster I don't
Mexican dude's four times faster I don't know how the [ __ ] he does it the it's
know how the [ __ ] he does it the it's incredible oh yes please please it's the
incredible oh yes please please it's the Amish people of building stuff bro have
Amish people of building stuff bro have you ever no Amish people are the Amish
you ever no Amish people are the Amish people of building stuff you ever seen
people of building stuff you ever seen Amish people build [ __ ] it's hor D it's
Amish people build [ __ ] it's hor D it's to day have you watched this they will
to day have you watched this they will have the framing and the roof done in
have the framing and the roof done in two days I'm not so like I literally
two days I'm not so like I literally married The Farmer's Daughter like
married The Farmer's Daughter like Hannah's parents are the whitest Farmers
Hannah's parents are the whitest Farmers on the planet that you've ever met now
on the planet that you've ever met now Hannah was adopted right Hannah was
Hannah was adopted right Hannah was adopted from Guatemala when she's 18
adopted from Guatemala when she's 18 months old um her parents are love them
months old um her parents are love them they're great people but they are the
they're great people but they are the whitest of the whitest they are American
whitest of the whitest they are American Gothic they are the painting of the two
Gothic they are the painting of the two white people it holding the Pitchfork
white people it holding the Pitchfork like that's her parents they're the
like that's her parents they're the nicest people on the planet I went to
nicest people on the planet I went to their house I visited I left that it was
their house I visited I left that it was a Friday I came back on Sunday I'm not
a Friday I came back on Sunday I'm not [ __ ] kidding you there was a new barn
[ __ ] kidding you there was a new barn in their yard I what the is that it was
in their yard I what the is that it was oh the Amish built it I go wh I was here
oh the Amish built it I go wh I was here 36 hours ago he was yeah they're here
36 hours ago he was yeah they're here yesterday I go and and they're done and
yesterday I go and and they're done and he goes yeah what the [ __ ] Cody have you
he goes yeah what the [ __ ] Cody have you never seen this yeah I've seen the time
never seen this yeah I've seen the time lapses before it's insane it's a day
lapses before it's insane it's a day that wasn't a time lapse that was that
that wasn't a time lapse that was that was a life time Cody that was a stream
was a life time Cody that was a stream that was a
stream dude it is [ __ ] crazy and they're not using they're just using
they're not using they're just using tools the only thing that can compete
tools the only thing that can compete with Mexicans is white dudes with no
with Mexicans is white dudes with no mustache on their beard
mustache on their beard 100% it's [ __ ] insane I didn't
100% it's [ __ ] insane I didn't realize that until they started popping
realize that until they started popping up on like you see it on Tik Tok or
up on like you see it on Tik Tok or whatever where it's just not a time
whatever where it's just not a time lapse it's two days everything's up and
lapse it's two days everything's up and like do you guys have Amish people
like do you guys have Amish people around here no Indiana Indiana Connor
around here no Indiana Indiana Connor seen the [ __ ] Texas doesn't have many
seen the [ __ ] Texas doesn't have many you guys ever heard about the brown
you guys ever heard about the brown paper bag on the
paper bag on the mailbox no oh you guys don't know about
mailbox no oh you guys don't know about this is that like the upside down
this is that like the upside down pineapple or something kind of in a way
pineapple or something kind of in a way so like uh obviously these communities
so like uh obviously these communities are very they're very tight they're very
are very they're very tight they're very tight community and uh there's you know
tight community and uh there's you know there's obviously there's only so many
there's obviously there's only so many [ __ ] genetics to go around over so
[ __ ] genetics to go around over so many generations yes becomes issue like
many generations yes becomes issue like there's Amish communities like you drive
there's Amish communities like you drive through town it's like there's [ __ ]
through town it's like there's [ __ ] one power line at only stops at the
one power line at only stops at the schoolhouse because it's legally
schoolhouse because it's legally required and none of the other houses
required and none of the other houses have power nothing you you can drive
have power nothing you you can drive through through these communities
through through these communities there'll be like a brown paper bag over
there'll be like a brown paper bag over the mailbox and that's a signal of like
the mailbox and that's a signal of like hey if you want to inseminate an Amish
hey if you want to inseminate an Amish woman and donate some genetics to this
woman and donate some genetics to this pool you can can I just pause real quick
pool you can can I just pause real quick Brandon did you take my
did I was like thank you I was IED the drink I just left I got you I got you I
drink I just left I got you I got you I was so confused was like what the
was so confused was like what the [ __ ] I know a guy that did it though
[ __ ] I know a guy that did it though that stopped oh yeah oh so how bad is
that stopped oh yeah oh so how bad is the child supp was there's no child
the child supp was there's no child support whatsoever it was it it was a
support whatsoever it was it it was a straightforward deal that day not nearly
straightforward deal that day not nearly as fun as he thought it was weird oh it
as fun as he thought it was weird oh it was like he's like there's a [ __ ]
was like he's like there's a [ __ ] sheet oh this is going like um what's
sheet oh this is going like um what's the
the show the what what's the show where it's
show the what what's the show where it's like that um America Falls uh there's
like that um America Falls uh there's new war and then they Fallout no holy
new war and then they Fallout no holy [ __ ] you guys haven't
watched anyways he said there was like a [ __ ] there's like a sheet with a hole in
[ __ ] there's like a sheet with a hole in it and like the local I don't know I
it and like the local I don't know I don't know if it's like a priest or
don't know if it's like a priest or whatever but like the local religious
whatever but like the local religious leaders is there to
leaders is there to like sign off on the event to make sure
like sign off on the event to make sure you do it right I [ __ ] to make sure you
you do it right I [ __ ] to make sure you don't have fun I don't know he's like
don't have fun I don't know he's like huh well that's not how I do it with the
huh well that's not how I do it with the choir boys but you know I guess it works
choir boys but you know I guess it works so like there's a hole in the sheet and
so like there's a hole in the sheet and that's all you just like y that's all
that's all you just like y that's all you get huh okay like so if you're
you get huh okay like so if you're thrusting too hard the priest is like
thrusting too hard the priest is like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you're having too much fun calm down
you're having too much fun calm down yeah chill just come this is for
yeah chill just come this is for speaking of this have you ever I I love
speaking of this have you ever I I love I love when the the like people in the
I love when the the like people in the street influencers go and interview all
street influencers go and interview all the kids at the uh um the the men and
the kids at the uh um the the men and night colleges oh oh oh yeah the what
night colleges oh oh oh yeah the what the menite colleges or not menite um
the menite colleges or not menite um [ __ ] Salt Lake City Mormon morm Mormon
[ __ ] Salt Lake City Mormon morm Mormon colleges have you ever seen that the
colleges have you ever seen that the mountain juice no oh dude the the the
mountain juice no oh dude the the the people the people on uh like the on the
people the people on uh like the on the street people go up and be like hey
street people go up and be like hey would you rather um drink a cup of oil
would you rather um drink a cup of oil or a cup of coffee and they're like I'll
or a cup of coffee and they're like I'll take a cup of oil yeah because Rel
take a cup of oil yeah because Rel whatever great to put a cof they also
whatever great to put a cof they also talk about soaking you I do know the
talk about soaking you I do know the soaking thing that's [ __ ] apparently
soaking thing that's [ __ ] apparently strange apparently the like the loophole
strange apparently the like the loophole uh out of that is like you can soak and
uh out of that is like you can soak and then you have your really good friend
then you have your really good friend shake the bed while you're soaking y to
shake the bed while you're soaking y to add the motion for you you you're just
add the motion for you you you're just not allowed to add the motion oh it's so
not allowed to add the motion oh it's so funny you bud but no it's also like the
funny you bud but no it's also like the didn't want me to use the loophole he
didn't want me to use the loophole he wouldn't have left it open he knows
wouldn't have left it open he knows everything Jewish with the wire in New
everything Jewish with the wire in New York yeah the Jew wire are we allowed to
York yeah the Jew wire are we allowed to talk about the Jew wire I think so I
talk about the Jew wire I think so I don't is it a secret I think so I don't
don't is it a secret I think so I don't know I it's googleable I guess you told
know I it's googleable I guess you told me about it and I didn't know talk about
me about it and I didn't know talk about The Chew wire so you can't carry you
The Chew wire so you can't carry you can't carry stuff either on that day huh
can't carry stuff either on that day huh you're not allowed to carry stuff that's
you're not allowed to carry stuff that's technically work performing work yeah
technically work performing work yeah unless you're inside the wire cuz it's
unless you're inside the wire cuz it's the Sabbath yes so that is why you have
the Sabbath yes so that is why you have that wire outside of your home right
that wire outside of your home right correct if you if you don't know uh with
correct if you if you don't know uh with I sorry I'm incredibly uneducated on the
I sorry I'm incredibly uneducated on the Jewish religion but apparently if you're
Jewish religion but apparently if you're in with inside a man-made structure
in with inside a man-made structure you're allowed to do certain level of
you're allowed to do certain level of work but if you're outside you're not
work but if you're outside you're not allowed to do any work at all corre and
allowed to do any work at all corre and around the island of Manhattan they have
around the island of Manhattan they have taken a wire and made this humongous
taken a wire and made this humongous perimeter so that you're technically
perimeter so that you're technically inside a man-made structure on the
inside a man-made structure on the island of Manhattan so you're allowed to
island of Manhattan so you're allowed to do more during that period of time while
do more during that period of time while remaining within the rule set of the
remaining within the rule set of the religion it reminds me of that I just
religion it reminds me of that I just like God's like those honestly it
like God's like those honestly it reminds me of that I respect the effort
reminds me of that I respect the effort involved oh yeah if I was an omnipotent
involved oh yeah if I was an omnipotent being I would be like [ __ ] the effort
being I would be like [ __ ] the effort that it took to go to the government
that it took to go to the government Council and be like hey these are my
Council and be like hey these are my rules hear me out I want to have a wire
rules hear me out I want to have a wire that does nothing and nobody's allowed
that does nothing and nobody's allowed to touch it manmade I I just I needed to
to touch it manmade I I just I needed to get [ __ ] done and they're like okay like
get [ __ ] done and they're like okay like I I respect it I'm in awe oh wa
I I respect it I'm in awe oh wa handmaid's tail if you haven't watched
handmaid's tail if you haven't watched handmaid's tail that is literally what
handmaid's tail that is literally what you were talking about I couldn't get
you were talking about I couldn't get into it I I I
into it I I I ah I had an ex or something that was
ah I had an ex or something that was watching it at some point and it just
watching it at some point and it just seemed kind of like a fanfiction of like
seemed kind of like a fanfiction of like the extreme left it if you fast it is if
the extreme left it if you fast it is if you fast no if you fast forward a little
you fast no if you fast forward a little bit it gets really it's [ __ ] it is
bit it gets really it's [ __ ] it is when you watch everything and then you
when you watch everything and then you have insur uh not Insurrection like
have insur uh not Insurrection like people fighting to get America back
people fighting to get America back because
because America's nuked to [ __ ] and it's like
America's nuked to [ __ ] and it's like hey this is how we make babies no and
hey this is how we make babies no and then they use that as leverages like
then they use that as leverages like look we're actually having babies though
look we're actually having babies though and they're like it's not so bad and
and they're like it's not so bad and then you see what the girls go through
then you see what the girls go through and you're like oh okay what [ __ ] is
and you're like oh okay what [ __ ] is going on on this show but if you like
going on on this show but if you like violence and storytelling not too shabby
violence and storytelling not too shabby I watch every season God damn it you're
I watch every season God damn it you're going to make me watch a show yes do it
going to make me watch a show yes do it did you ever watch man in the High
did you ever watch man in the High Castle
Castle nick uh I started to I didn't finish it
nick uh I started to I didn't finish it I feel like that's something you would
I feel like that's something you would like yeah it's it's weird like if the if
like yeah it's it's weird like if the if the Japanese and the Nazis actually won
the Japanese and the Nazis actually won World War II yeah yeah and like the
World War II yeah yeah and like the Japanese on half of America and then the
Japanese on half of America and then the Nazis on the other half and it's it's
Nazis on the other half and it's it's pretty [ __ ] Interesting Man shout out
pretty [ __ ] Interesting Man shout out to Andy you're the uh my buddy's the
to Andy you're the uh my buddy's the first actor in that that's the guy that
first actor in that that's the guy that hands the envelope in the movie theater
hands the envelope in the movie theater oh nice that's his claim to fame he was
oh nice that's his claim to fame he was like I was in that scene he's very proud
like I was in that scene he's very proud of it was his first big gig and he never
of it was his first big gig and he never did anything pass up he's like great
did anything pass up he's like great actor too just never anything else I
actor too just never anything else I never really like those historic fiction
never really like those historic fiction kind of things where they're like
kind of things where they're like alternate history things where they go
alternate history things where they go like super wild like there was that one
like super wild like there was that one movie came out like uh the uh CSA where
movie came out like uh the uh CSA where it's like oh if the South won the war
it's like oh if the South won the war and it's like it does it in a really
and it's like it does it in a really dumb way where it's like in modern day
dumb way where it's like in modern day there's like a a QVC shopping channel
there's like a a QVC shopping channel for slaves and like the on the moon
for slaves and like the on the moon landing like they've got a Confederate
landing like they've got a Confederate Battle Flag instead of an American flag
Battle Flag instead of an American flag it's like I don't think you guys
it's like I don't think you guys understand history at all I don't I
understand history at all I don't I don't feel like that's how that would
don't feel like that's how that would have went even a little bit the internet
have went even a little bit the internet makes it f it yeah there's no good
makes it f it yeah there's no good Wolfenstein video game dope if you
Wolfenstein video game dope if you haven't played the new ones really Fu SE
haven't played the new ones really Fu SE clips of it it's I just think of the
clips of it it's I just think of the college humor skit where it's like dude
college humor skit where it's like dude my grandpa was like super into
my grandpa was like super into Wolfenstein he was super had cosplay
Wolfenstein he was super had cosplay yeah I I found his old cosplay gear up
yeah I I found his old cosplay gear up in the attic he went to conventions and
in the attic he went to conventions and everything look at it are are you guys
everything look at it are are you guys familiar with the dead internet theory
familiar with the dead internet theory yes no God no that just came out it's AI
yes no God no that just came out it's AI based it's been out for a while but yeah
based it's been out for a while but yeah what um so basically since since chat
what um so basically since since chat GPT has come out which when was that
GPT has come out which when was that nine months ago it's a little year and
nine months ago it's a little year and yeah apparently more text more written
yeah apparently more text more written text has been generated by chat GPT
text has been generated by chat GPT since it came
since it came out uh more than all of humankind has
out uh more than all of humankind has ever generated ever period yeah AI is in
ever generated ever period yeah AI is in the last let me get the exact in what do
the last let me get the exact in what do you mean by generated like created oh oh
you mean by generated like created oh oh created Tech more than every book ever
created Tech more than every book ever written and every human made social
written and every human made social media post Ever every comment section
media post Ever every comment section everything a human being has ever done
everything a human being has ever done is now been surpassed by Chad GPT since
is now been surpassed by Chad GPT since it came out that's an odd thought right
it came out that's an odd thought right so there's this Theory and apparently
so there's this Theory and apparently it's like 45% of all internet traffic
it's like 45% of all internet traffic right now is bots so there's this Theory
right now is bots so there's this Theory within like the next couple of years
within like the next couple of years that the algorithm is just going to be
that the algorithm is just going to be Bots trying to satisfy the algorithm
Bots trying to satisfy the algorithm that's determined by Bots and it's just
that's determined by Bots and it's just going to create this feedback loop that
going to create this feedback loop that kills the internet entirely yep so they
kills the internet entirely yep so they uh and the internet just won't be a
uh and the internet just won't be a thing anymore there's also a crazy like
thing anymore there's also a crazy like uh so it's kind of like cyber Punk lore
uh so it's kind of like cyber Punk lore really so like there's a thing called
really so like there's a thing called the black wall and cyberpunk where it's
the black wall and cyberpunk where it's like Beyond it is old internet that was
like Beyond it is old internet that was taken over by like Ai and like all sorts
taken over by like Ai and like all sorts of like crazy [ __ ] and they have this
of like crazy [ __ ] and they have this like much more localized locked down
like much more localized locked down internet like on on like that they use
internet like on on like that they use on the day to day
on the day to day if probably not a better AI so in the
if probably not a better AI so in the last year AI designed sequences of 20
last year AI designed sequences of 20 amino acids that make up proteins when
amino acids that make up proteins when compared to Nature's handywork some of
compared to Nature's handywork some of the sequences worked just as well as
the sequences worked just as well as once generated over a million years
once generated over a million years process of evolution we and I know in
process of evolution we and I know in it's uh in the last three years through
it's uh in the last three years through AI we have that has developed faster
AI we have that has developed faster than 300 million years of evolution on
than 300 million years of evolution on the planet ABS yes I wonder if the
the planet ABS yes I wonder if the people that were building those like
people that were building those like [ __ ] room siiz computers in the 50s
[ __ ] room siiz computers in the 50s and knew they were building our new God
and knew they were building our new God those and those room siiz computers are
those and those room siiz computers are a T8 TI 83 calculator versus what we had
a T8 TI 83 calculator versus what we had like this this
like this this is [ __ ] insane compared to those
is [ __ ] insane compared to those giant computers back in the day it is AI
giant computers back in the day it is AI is one thing I'm like not going to lie
is one thing I'm like not going to lie while his methodology may have been a
while his methodology may have been a bit controversial maybe Teddy K had a
point did you see the post in the subreddit about the
subreddit about the kazinski it was on it was on eBay it was
kazinski it was on it was on eBay it was authentic undetonated kazinski
authentic undetonated kazinski package came with the letter it was on
package came with the letter it was on eBay for like 20 grand it was like this
eBay for like 20 grand it was like this this would be a perfect I don't know if
this would be a perfect I don't know if it was fake or I'm almost positive it
it was fake or I'm almost positive it was fake but it was like unopened
was fake but it was like unopened authentic Ted kazinski package $199,000
authentic Ted kazinski package $199,000 and somebody's like this would be a
and somebody's like this would be a perfect gift for Windon
the uh so we're actually I one like to keep not to have him open
keep not to have him open obviously it's a joke she just threaten
obviously it's a joke she just threaten my son no
my son no the uh I I won't I well okay so I
the uh I I won't I well okay so I something that I gotta be careful about
something that I gotta be careful about how I talk about it but um go on there
how I talk about it but um go on there is a uh something that a lot of people
is a uh something that a lot of people don't know is that uh Ted kazinski
don't know is that uh Ted kazinski actually built his own
actually built his own handgun uh it's like it's pretty sketchy
handgun uh it's like it's pretty sketchy looking but it's I think it's a 22 or
looking but it's I think it's a 22 or something something like that is it a
something something like that is it a sketch uh no he built it like it's it's
sketch uh no he built it like it's it's a thing and the FBI I think is in
a thing and the FBI I think is in custody custody of it now it was in a
custody custody of it now it was in a museum somewhere but uh my favorite part
museum somewhere but uh my favorite part of that entire story is a it looks
of that entire story is a it looks pretty ghetto but B he legitimately had
pretty ghetto but B he legitimately had it labeled and I like paraphrasing but I
it labeled and I like paraphrasing but I believe this is the the case he labeled
believe this is the the case he labeled it pistol for
homicide name yeah it's like well just in case you forgot why you built it I
in case you forgot why you built it I guess I don't [ __ ] then not your not
guess I don't [ __ ] then not your not your work pistol or your hunting pistol
your work pistol or your hunting pistol it's like no no no that's the pistol for
it's like no no no that's the pistol for homicide so that's probable cause and a
homicide so that's probable cause and a [ __ ]
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[Music] me I I went off the deep end um I've
me I I went off the deep end um I've been studying the emperor of Japan oh
been studying the emperor of Japan oh yes for about a month this is during
yes for about a month this is during World War II period Emperor Japan okay
World War II period Emperor Japan okay um so there's a very uh so like the
um so there's a very uh so like the official narrative right now is that the
official narrative right now is that the emperor of Japan was basically a
emperor of Japan was basically a powerless figurehead and that the
powerless figurehead and that the government or not the government but uh
government or not the government but uh the branches of the military like the
the branches of the military like the top military officials were actually
top military officials were actually running the Japanese government that
running the Japanese government that goes back to like the Dao period when uh
goes back to like the Dao period when uh [ __ ] I for I don't believe any of it
[ __ ] I for I don't believe any of it okay never mind Dio period they did like
okay never mind Dio period they did like it was a placeholder and the Dao would
it was a placeholder and the Dao would rule so like I don't believe it I don't
rule so like I don't believe it I don't believe any I think the emperor of Japan
believe any I think the emperor of Japan in World War II was like signing off on
in World War II was like signing off on all the all of it yes okay so like he
all the all of it yes okay so like he was a God in that time he was revered as
was a God in that time he was revered as a God so and if you go back and look at
a God so and if you go back and look at it like the Imperial Japanese
it like the Imperial Japanese Constitution if you look at it's like
Constitution if you look at it's like Artic I think it's articles 11 through
Artic I think it's articles 11 through 15 are literally like the emperor has
15 are literally like the emperor has the final say on everything the emperor
the final say on everything the emperor is in charge of this the emperor is in
is in charge of this the emperor is in charge of that the emperor is in charge
charge of that the emperor is in charge of this the emperor is in charge of that
of this the emperor is in charge of that like it's in the Constitution it's
like it's in the Constitution it's written out and then when it came to
written out and then when it came to surrendering for Japan the tiebreaker
surrendering for Japan the tiebreaker between the committee of the six that
between the committee of the six that got to decide if Japan would surrender
got to decide if Japan would surrender or not the tiebreaker was the
or not the tiebreaker was the emperor and there's a historian his last
emperor and there's a historian his last name is Bix I can't remember his first
name is Bix I can't remember his first name he wrote a whole book about it it's
name he wrote a whole book about it it's really good but he M he kind of he kind
really good but he M he kind of he kind of lays out the whole case for it and
of lays out the whole case for it and it's like [ __ ] I think he's right
it's like [ __ ] I think he's right because he's like no the dude had power
because he's like no the dude had power he knew what he was doing the whole time
he knew what he was doing the whole time and the reason that America plays along
and the reason that America plays along with um the emperor being being the
with um the emperor being being the powerless figurehead was America was
powerless figurehead was America was basically hoping that by allowing the
basically hoping that by allowing the emperor to um not face a Tribunal for
emperor to um not face a Tribunal for war crimes it would make it easier for
war crimes it would make it easier for Japan to basically join the world again
Japan to basically join the world again and be a productive member of the global
and be a productive member of the global society and that's basically why you had
society and that's basically why you had MacArthur parading the god Emperor
MacArthur parading the god Emperor around taking pictures with MacArthur's
around taking pictures with MacArthur's 6' five ass next to his 5 foot4 whatever
6' five ass next to his 5 foot4 whatever being like ah and this guy god king
being like ah and this guy god king whatever there was never this guy was
whatever there was never this guy was never photographed before like they
never photographed before like they never heard his voice they never heard
never heard his voice they never heard his voice on the radio so when he
his voice on the radio so when he surrendered it was like a big deal in
surrendered it was like a big deal in Japan and there was actually like
Japan and there was actually like everybody when they heard that the
everybody when they heard that the emperor was going to be on the radio and
emperor was going to be on the radio and they were going to hear his voice for
they were going to hear his voice for the first time they were dressing up
the first time they were dressing up like they were going to [ __ ] Church
like they were going to [ __ ] Church to hear his voice on the radio God a god
to hear his voice on the radio God a god figure this is how um Kim Jong eel
figure this is how um Kim Jong eel essentially was the predominant
essentially was the predominant narrative has literally been like oh
narrative has literally been like oh Emperor hio was like just [ __ ] off in
Emperor hio was like just [ __ ] off in his Palace playing with koifish and it's
his Palace playing with koifish and it's like no he wasn't he was [ __ ] so no
like no he wasn't he was [ __ ] so no excuse my uh ignorance on Japanese
excuse my uh ignorance on Japanese history of that time frame but uh in in
history of that time frame but uh in in the' 40s was it still a genealogical uh
the' 40s was it still a genealogical uh monarchy kind of thing like it was his
monarchy kind of thing like it was his kids or so the theory was it God I'm not
kids or so the theory was it God I'm not super vered on Shintoism but it's
super vered on Shintoism but it's literally like you have the ying and the
literally like you have the ying and the god gods of the ying and the Yang and
god gods of the ying and the Yang and then you had the light God there's like
then you had the light God there's like tear there's like tears of gods almost
tear there's like tears of gods almost so you had like ying and yang and then
so you had like ying and yang and then which is kind of like the universe
which is kind of like the universe essentially and then you had the God of
essentially and then you had the God of Light the sun and the emperor in chaos
Light the sun and the emperor in chaos the emperor was the son of the sun god
the emperor was the son of the sun god so like he was basically like hercu like
so like he was basically like hercu like he was a demigod right God figure but
he was a demigod right God figure but still genetics yes cuz you had the that
still genetics yes cuz you had the that that is the so you had dios and then you
that is the so you had dios and then you had um
had um the what was it dios what Samurai was
the what was it dios what Samurai was under that was the fourth in the rank
under that was the fourth in the rank Dio andun Shogun so Dao Shogun so
Dio andun Shogun so Dao Shogun so Emperor's Dao Shogun Samurai uh noaga is
Emperor's Dao Shogun Samurai uh noaga is the one that almost unified and then the
the one that almost unified and then the other guy I forget his name uh he the
other guy I forget his name uh he the one that actually he took over nabon
one that actually he took over nabon Naga he unified it but the god the
Naga he unified it but the god the emperor is the one that stayed in charge
emperor is the one that stayed in charge always never in charge though during
always never in charge though during that time period that was like the the
that time period that was like the the Shogun and the Dao were the ones that
Shogun and the Dao were the ones that were like were killing people and the
were like were killing people and the King was like not going to [ __ ] with
King was like not going to [ __ ] with these dudes yes here is the Imperial
these dudes yes here is the Imperial Japanese
Japanese Constitution um so before America
Constitution um so before America overthrew them uh articles 11 through 13
overthrew them uh articles 11 through 13 article 11 the emperor has Supreme
article 11 the emperor has Supreme command of the Army and Navy article 12
command of the Army and Navy article 12 the emperor determines the organization
the emperor determines the organization of Peace standing of the Army and Navy
of Peace standing of the Army and Navy article 13 the emperor declares war
article 13 the emperor declares war makes peace and concludes
makes peace and concludes treaties period um hio himself
treaties period um hio himself sanctioned the attack on Pearl Harbor he
sanctioned the attack on Pearl Harbor he was briefed on every military action and
was briefed on every military action and was allowed to intervene whenever he saw
was allowed to intervene whenever he saw fit which was almost never so like on
fit which was almost never so like on the Council of six that made all the
the Council of six that made all the decisions one of those six was like his
decisions one of those six was like his his um his servant his like right-hand
his um his servant his like right-hand guy that was sitting on the council
guy that was sitting on the council basically representing his interest and
basically representing his interest and then if there was ever a tie he would go
then if there was ever a tie he would go in to break the tie which is what
in to break the tie which is what happened when he when they surrendered
happened when he when they surrendered in World War
in World War II so yeah so kind of like the vice
II so yeah so kind of like the vice president does over Congress basically
president does over Congress basically yeah over the Senate rather I love that
yeah over the Senate rather I love that sh and then it kind of brings into the
sh and then it kind of brings into the whole thing of like well if the emperor
whole thing of like well if the emperor wasn't powerful and he was just a
wasn't powerful and he was just a figurehead why did they try to overthrow
figurehead why did they try to overthrow him when they heard that he was going to
him when they heard that he was going to surrender like why do you need to
surrender like why do you need to overthrow a guy that doesn't have power
overthrow a guy that doesn't have power it's like the king in England right now
it's like the king in England right now right okay so what yeah like why would
right okay so what yeah like why would you bother to overthrow him it's cuz he
you bother to overthrow him it's cuz he actually did have all the [ __ ] power
actually did have all the [ __ ] power so I don't know I'm not convinced it's a
so I don't know I'm not convinced it's a hard one because it is how the general
hard one because it is how the general public looks at it if they viewed him as
public looks at it if they viewed him as that you it's hard to push back but then
that you it's hard to push back but then but it but it makes complete sense as to
but it but it makes complete sense as to like why America would be like okay no
like why America would be like okay no we're we're going to roll with that that
we're we're going to roll with that that way you don't have to get convicted for
way you don't have to get convicted for war crimes we'll make all of your people
war crimes we'll make all of your people happy because their God gets to stay
happy because their God gets to stay alive you get to tell your people to
alive you get to tell your people to chill like go make Toyotas and radios
chill like go make Toyotas and radios and [ __ ] and be a productive member of
and [ __ ] and be a productive member of society and everybody [ __ ]
society and everybody [ __ ] wins I mean that's 100% what happened
wins I mean that's 100% what happened though like it's the same thing with
though like it's the same thing with like everybody's mad that there's like
like everybody's mad that there's like Confederate statues and bases are named
Confederate statues and bases are named after Confederate generals like the
after Confederate generals like the reason that that was done I people
reason that that was done I people understand the narrative is that like oh
understand the narrative is that like oh they were trying to scare you know black
they were trying to scare you know black people or whatever is like there might
people or whatever is like there might have been a small degree of that but by
have been a small degree of that but by a large part it was trying to bring the
a large part it was trying to bring the South back into the fold of like
South back into the fold of like hey we want you guys to be part of the
hey we want you guys to be part of the [ __ ] team here well you know respect
[ __ ] team here well you know respect exactly and it makes sense to me no that
exactly and it makes sense to me no that I mean it was it was almost like a
I mean it was it was almost like a generational Gap because there was like
generational Gap because there was like kind of a br a really brutal
kind of a br a really brutal reconstruction period And then after
reconstruction period And then after that it was kind of like once the you
that it was kind of like once the you know the uh the temperature of the room
know the uh the temperature of the room kind of chilled out a little bit it was
kind of chilled out a little bit it was like all right we need to figure out how
like all right we need to figure out how to move forward as a country more
to move forward as a country more unified and and stuff like that oh we
unified and and stuff like that oh we did get into in pretty pretty deep
did get into in pretty pretty deep detail the other day why uh I believe it
detail the other day why uh I believe it was woodro Wilson know is uh you already
was woodro Wilson know is uh you already know where that's
know where that's going his uh his his great love for uh
going his uh his his great love for uh Birth of a Nation and everything like
Birth of a Nation and everything like that we got into that with Jack
that we got into that with Jack mandaville oh no when on podcast oh [ __ ]
mandaville oh no when on podcast oh [ __ ] that goes out that goes out tomorrow
that goes out that goes out tomorrow morning oh good yeah and then we have
morning oh good yeah and then we have one Saturday or Friday Saturday for
one Saturday or Friday Saturday for everyone El no yeah yeah I'm going to go
everyone El no yeah yeah I'm going to go watch The Last Samurai tonight good I
watch The Last Samurai tonight good I might do that too that's a good movie oh
might do that too that's a good movie oh we're talking about Tom Cru now we're
we're talking about Tom Cru now we're talking about Japan we got uh we got
talking about Japan we got uh we got drunk like [ __ ] a year year or two
drunk like [ __ ] a year year or two ago and uh I'd never seen The Last
ago and uh I'd never seen The Last Samurai so I oh that's why you're doing
Samurai so I oh that's why you're doing the [ __ ] Recreation so so I I we were
the [ __ ] Recreation so so I I we were watching it I was like damn this slap
watching it I was like damn this slap get this man a Disney contract he's
get this man a Disney contract he's never seen the movie have him do the
never seen the movie have him do the recreation 100% no but I was like damn
recreation 100% no but I was like damn this movie is [ __ ] dope so I was like
this movie is [ __ ] dope so I was like I was pretty buzzed so we I was sitting
I was pretty buzzed so we I was sitting there on my couch and uh I bought a
there on my couch and uh I bought a [ __ ] Gatling gun that night
[ __ ] Gatling gun that night oh is that why you have that g why I
oh is that why you have that g why I have that ging gun I've had it for like
have that ging gun I've had it for like a year and a half I haven't done dick
a year and a half I haven't done dick with it because I've wanted to do a real
with it because I've wanted to do a real like a good Recreation I have a whole
like a good Recreation I have a whole [ __ ] bit I have
[ __ ] bit I have the stop about the Brandon Herrera
the stop about the Brandon Herrera buying a g Brandon Herrera also by like
buying a g Brandon Herrera also by like time period accurate sword and armor he
time period accurate sword and armor he oh I went all out let's run an
oh I went all out let's run an experiment you nerds can run your we can
experiment you nerds can run your we can we run two videos on your channel we'll
we run two videos on your channel we'll do them back to back we'll see which one
do them back to back we'll see which one performs better okay you guys can do
performs better okay you guys can do your time accurate Samurai armor
your time accurate Samurai armor [ __ ] with the Gatling gun okay I get
[ __ ] with the Gatling gun okay I get to pick the theme for the second video
to pick the theme for the second video with the Gatling gun we'll see which one
with the Gatling gun we'll see which one performs better no no no so okay I
performs better no no no so okay I wasn't doing a I'm not doing a period
wasn't doing a I'm not doing a period acur it's literally for a [ __ ] 30
acur it's literally for a [ __ ] 30 second bit Brandon just want to run just
second bit Brandon just want to run just want F Gatling gun I bet my ideal outd
want F Gatling gun I bet my ideal outd do it what's your idea me out here's we
do it what's your idea me out here's we might have cut this just in case I like
might have cut this just in case I like it no it's not it's not bad at all
it no it's not it's not bad at all here's the title no I'm saying just in
here's the title no I'm saying just in case I like it
case I like it which which drill will make a Gatling
which which drill will make a Gatling gun run faster DeWalt versus Milwaukee
gun run faster DeWalt versus Milwaukee honestly and we just hook up with the
honestly and we just hook up with the wall drill versus Milwaukee drill to the
wall drill versus Milwaukee drill to the Gatling gun and see which one shoots
Gatling gun and see which one shoots [ __ ] so many Community construction
[ __ ] so many Community construction workers are going to be like
workers are going to be like damn you might need something kind of
damn you might need something kind of like you might need like an impact or
like you might need like an impact or something cuz it's actually kind of stti
something cuz it's actually kind of stti like it's it's a big crank tweaker
like it's it's a big crank tweaker versus Milwaukee versus DeWalt versus
versus Milwaukee versus DeWalt versus Makita I'll take the tweaker any day
Makita I'll take the tweaker any day good impact
good impact drill was that you that send me the
drill was that you that send me the drill fights yeah yeah yeah dop they
drill fights yeah yeah yeah dop they tape the bits together on the end of
tape the bits together on the end of them and S them in reverse and they just
them and S them in reverse and they just Spin and fight each other and they see
Spin and fight each other and they see which one lasts the longest they Chuck
which one lasts the longest they Chuck them up to the same piece of why am I
them up to the same piece of why am I not surprised that that's in your
not surprised that that's in your YouTube feet first off they've got two
YouTube feet first off they've got two drills chucked up that is is to the same
drills chucked up that is is to the same bit and then they just have two zip ties
bit and then they just have two zip ties and they yank the zip ties and drop it
and they yank the zip ties and drop it and let them fight to the death this is
and let them fight to the death this is on your two feeds without a doubt also
on your two feeds without a doubt also in mind [ __ ] redneck Beyblades
homie it's it's like a I just picture was it bot Wars what is
a I just picture was it bot Wars what is it Robo uh Robo uh what is it Robot Wars
it Robo uh Robo uh what is it Robot Wars robot wars but you're just like duct
robot wars but you're just like duct taping triggers throwing it together
taping triggers throwing it together dude so there's apparently an arena in
dude so there's apparently an arena in Vegas that was like really close to
Vegas that was like really close to where we were staying for Shot Show and
where we were staying for Shot Show and I was like dude I have not going to lie
I was like dude I have not going to lie I would I would totally show up in
I would I would totally show up in person get hammered at a battle bots
person get hammered at a battle bots [ __ ] show yeahi the gang does drill
[ __ ] show yeahi the gang does drill fighting we all bring we all go to Home
fighting we all bring we all go to Home Depot and we pick out a drill that we
Depot and we pick out a drill that we want and we all we drill fight
want and we all we drill fight misunderstand the assignment like two
misunderstand the assignment like two one what the [ __ ] I'm going to Home
one what the [ __ ] I'm going to Home Depot that day I'm winning like mexic I
Depot that day I'm winning like mexic I know the exact drill that'll
know the exact drill that'll win what's up I know the drill that'll
win what's up I know the drill that'll win I'm winning cool so anyway next no I
win I'm winning cool so anyway next no I it's fine we're winning we're doing no
it's fine we're winning we're doing no you laugh we're [ __ ] doing this
you laugh we're [ __ ] doing this I'm dead ass I'll drop $1,000 on Power
I'm dead ass I'll drop $1,000 on Power Tools right now I don't give a [ __ ] like
Tools right now I don't give a [ __ ] like high low as went to the side we're like
high low as went to the side we're like we're doing by rocket money has already
we're doing by rocket money has already bought an out on fat piles channel so
bought an out on fat piles channel so really I if you think redneck Beyblades
really I if you think redneck Beyblades isn't something I'll do on my b Channel
isn't something I'll do on my b Channel you're wrong you found something somehow
you're wrong you found something somehow a fight a cage fight that is somehow
a fight a cage fight that is somehow more Mexican than a [ __ ] fighting so
more Mexican than a [ __ ] fighting so much
much more this mud at
more this mud at blind him Pet's happy is just punching
blind him Pet's happy is just punching him with
him with it it's just drills you guys want to do
it it's just drills you guys want to do it I'm dead the gang the gang does drill
it I'm dead the gang the gang does drill fights how do we fight huh we make a
fights how do we fight huh we make a [ __ ] out if you want to know how we
[ __ ] out if you want to know how we fight [ __ ] that it's a tournament
fight [ __ ] that it's a tournament bracket you got Milwaukee DeWalt Ryobi
bracket you got Milwaukee DeWalt Ryobi Makita we we each get like 300 bucks we
Makita we we each get like 300 bucks we go to Home Depot and we each pick out a
go to Home Depot and we each pick out a drill of our choice and we do drill
drill of our choice and we do drill fighting $300 getting good [ __ ] how much
fighting $300 getting good [ __ ] how much is we do high low uh you get you get it
is we do high low uh you get you get it for 300 bucks I'm choosing some Amazon
for 300 bucks I'm choosing some Amazon [ __ ] that shit's breaking
[ __ ] that shit's breaking yeah battery last two seconds I'm
yeah battery last two seconds I'm getting the Milwaukee
getting the Milwaukee surge is that the good one it's
surge is that the good one it's hydraulic it's quiet there's you can't
hydraulic it's quiet there's you can't hear the hammer function it's so
hear the hammer function it's so overpowered wait hydraulic and quiet so
overpowered wait hydraulic and quiet so it's uh so like the have you ever seen
it's uh so like the have you ever seen how a normal Hammer Hammer function
how a normal Hammer Hammer function works on like an impact driver you know
works on like an impact driver you know how
how hear Milwaukee makes a hydraulic version
hear Milwaukee makes a hydraulic version that's quiet and originally it came out
that's quiet and originally it came out and a lot of people in construction
and a lot of people in construction loved using them in like Hospital
loved using them in like Hospital settings cuz in hospitals they have like
settings cuz in hospitals they have like a bunch of weird [ __ ] rules and like
a bunch of weird [ __ ] rules and like no it's quiet time you can't be like you
no it's quiet time you can't be like you if you want to do construction in a
if you want to do construction in a hospital you literally have to run it up
hospital you literally have to run it up like a chain of command to use a hammer
like a chain of command to use a hammer drill but these hydraulic ones literally
drill but these hydraulic ones literally sound like
sound like that's the hammer function and it's
that's the hammer function and it's they're so [ __ ] strong it's insed you
they're so [ __ ] strong it's insed you snap off bits and because you don't
snap off bits and because you don't realize we run hammer drills and [ __ ] a
realize we run hammer drills and [ __ ] a lot Nar for Hammer you don't realize how
lot Nar for Hammer you don't realize how much you're listening to the sound to
much you're listening to the sound to determine okay that's tight until you
determine okay that's tight until you don't have the sound and you're like yep
don't have the sound and you're like yep that's stripped that's snapped that's
that's stripped that's snapped that's [ __ ] that's broken off you're like
[ __ ] that's broken off you're like [ __ ] that's Connor knows realize until
[ __ ] that's Connor knows realize until you just said that yeah it's like so
you just said that yeah it's like so real quick it's called a it's called a
real quick it's called a it's called a Milwaukee surge yeah that's theand all
Milwaukee surge yeah that's theand all right can we put a Amazon uh affiliate
right can we put a Amazon uh affiliate Link in the description cuz I'm dead
Link in the description cuz I'm dead [ __ ] serious I had no desire for that
[ __ ] serious I had no desire for that but now I want one oh they're awesome
but now I want one oh they're awesome I'm buying one I'm not kidding you want
I'm buying one I'm not kidding you want to put an absurd amount of torque on
to put an absurd amount of torque on something and be dead ass quiet while
something and be dead ass quiet while you do it this is not a sponsored bit we
you do it this is not a sponsored bit we are organically talking about this and I
are organically talking about this and I genuinely love I actually am an
genuinely love I actually am an electrician and I did Construction ja
electrician and I did Construction ja God damn it dual surge 18vt $169 oh I've
God damn it dual surge 18vt $169 oh I've seen those oh that's what that's what
seen those oh that's what that's what you're talking about
you're talking about rights I have one those hey Chopper you
rights I have one those hey Chopper you got me one of those you literally can't
got me one of those you literally can't tell the difference between a regular
tell the difference between a regular Milwaukee and a surge except for it says
Milwaukee and a surge except for it says surge in red in the plastic molded on
surge in red in the plastic molded on the side Chomper thank you I think you
the side Chomper thank you I think you got me one of those one of my buddies
got me one of those one of my buddies was like this is for the Porsche just to
was like this is for the Porsche just to like take wheels off the last time you
like take wheels off the last time you moved that Porsche it's been a while
moved that Porsche it's been a while it's been a while is this the fuel surge
it's been a while is this the fuel surge all right yeah all right they're dope
all right yeah all right they're dope it's 139 bucks yeah I know it's
it's 139 bucks yeah I know it's Unstoppable yeah well it's mine now I'm
Unstoppable yeah well it's mine now I'm telling you bro red redneck
telling you bro red redneck Beyblades that's what we'll name the
Beyblades that's what we'll name the episode too yeah the gang does redneck
episode too yeah the gang does redneck Beyblades check it out on pepper box the
Beyblades check it out on pepper box the sort of exclusive content you can
sort of exclusive content you can be what's H you ain't going to find out
be what's H you ain't going to find out what we're doing is that's a 10 million
what we're doing is that's a 10 million view video I will argue that till I die
view video I will argue that till I die we got a new audience base you want to
we got a new audience base you want to put it on fat files I don't care
put it on fat files I don't care whatever all right I don't care put
whatever all right I don't care put Channel I don't give [ __ ] videoos
Channel I don't give [ __ ] videoos brought to you by rocket money here's a
brought to you by rocket money here's a [ __ ] drill a zip
tie I just that's like late stage youtubing it's like this video is
youtubing it's like this video is brought to you by rocket money it's a
brought to you by rocket money it's a [ __ ] drill I don't know
[ __ ] drill I don't know Cody closes out we'll go to the after
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