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$4. [music and singing]
That's what they selling.
That's why authorities are now saying a
makeshift spike trap was the key to a
backro breakout that saw multiple psychiat.
>> Don't get me started. I know I'm late.
>> You know I've been trying you on this
thing for 15 minutes now. Well, I just
got into range now, didn't I? Terry
[ __ ] Hooper forgot the reflector
strips. I had to take my ass back around
to JC's and get them. And I'm expensing
that [ __ ] too.
>> Save your receipt. You know, I called
your cell twice. Well, you even keep
that thing.
>> Look, just cuz the world went on and
advanced a damn near constant
communication doesn't mean that I got to
drink the cool way. Look, we're not made
to live on screens, [music] Terry. I'm
just going to stay right where I'm at.
Off the grid. Thank you very much.
>> Okay. Well, you're in quite a mood this
morning. Listen, Mr. Off the Grid. I
didn't want to go here, but for someone
who finds a phone call to be too much off.
off.
>> No, please.
>> You seem pretty active on that dating
profile of yours.
>> Not the same thing, Terry. [music] Swipe
left, swipe right. Don't worry.
>> I can ignore them. And they can ignore
me. And they do ignore me.
>> No. No. No, it it's fine. And for the
record, I did not mean to stumble across
your big wild profile pig and I spit on
my Cheerios when I saw
>> spit. Look, you know what? [ __ ] this.
I'm going to go out to the trail and I'm
going to tighten down the markers and I
will get back in touch with you.
>> Circle back with me when you're out at
mile two. I have a few other things for
you to take care of.
>> Wait, go.
anything.
>> Nice dough. Otherwise, jack [ __ ] just
like I told you, man. So, I don't know
why we're even out here in the first
place, but
>> you don't know nothing.
>> He wanted
>> Keep moving.
All right. Well, why the old bastard
misses radio check, huh? Cuz I swear he
won't stop busting my balls about ranger
protocol. So, it'll be that.
>> Let's head to the trail. We'll take it
>> Well, I hate to be a cynic. I'm just
saying if Howard's Eagle Scout ass
hasn't checked in by now, then he is
already grizzly bait. He's off in some
Breaking Bad feud state [ __ ] that I
don't pooper.
>> Yeah, that's definitely Howard's stuff.
Yep. Sure as hell is.
Guess he could have been tracking
another bobcat down there by the creek.
What creek it is?
>> Hey, Terry. Yeah, go ahead.
>> Found Howard's stuff. Looks like we got
a beat on him. Over.
>> You going to tell me I'm wrong? Just
leaves his [ __ ] laying in the dirt. But
just take [music] something seriously
for once, will you?
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] man. I should be home by
now. And I still don't [music]
understand why he didn't use his goddamn boys.
>> Great day for it, huh?
Sir, the designated fishing area is on
the other side of the park. How'd you
get over on this side?
>> Oh, I was just wandering looking for a
nice spot. Sorry, fellas. I'm not
allowed to fish here. I can just pack up
and head on out.
>> We're actually looking for another park
ranger. Found his stuff on the river
trail. You haven't seen him, have you?
>> Well, damn.
Sorry. I didn't come by the trail.
>> All right. So, which way did you come in
You know guys, if I had seen something,
I'd tell you.
I would.
But I think I just picked the wrong damn
>> All right. I'm just head back to the
river trail and then we can go back to
your camp.
Now,
>> why the [ __ ] do I have to slice him up
like that? Huh?
>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Scott. Damn it.
>> I had it under control.
>> Hey, police are calling. Captain Back here.
here.
>> What the hell are you doing down here
anyhow? I thought you was ditching the
old man.
>> No, the boys doing on it.
I'm sorry. I didn't I thought they were
bad guys.
>> All right, [ __ ] I'm sending the other
team in. They're closing in on the trail now.
now. >> [ __ ]
>> [ __ ]
I was getting tired of this spot in the
You missed a lot. Pre-show. Grab your
Come on. >> [screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> Yes. Mo, that was awesome.
>> Did we get it?
>> Oh, yeah. Nico, was that good for you,
>> dude? Maybe wait a full minute.
>> [ __ ] you. It's part of my process.
>> Are you sure I was strong enough? I feel
like I wasn't moment to moment. You
were? Yeah. We're not doing this again.
I can't drag your ass anymore.
>> Shut up. You love it.
>> You know what? Let's do one more take.
Okay. And and this time, this is what I
want to see.
>> We got the shot, bro. Besides, class
starts in like half an hour.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Go. Yo, seriously,
that was great. [music]
>> Are you sure?
>> No, totally. I mean, I was scared for you.
you.
>> No love for the ghoul. I feel like I
really gave something here.
>> I thought you were transcendent.
>> Thank you.
>> That was great. Great.
>> Why are we friends? [music]
TJ Campbell,
Okay, TJ, I am so sorry about the wait.
Now, our priority for any transfer is
catching up and eventually choosing a
focus. Of course, our unique curriculum
makes it normal for students to explore first.
first.
>> Right. Whatever I got to do to keep my scholarship.
scholarship.
>> Oh, that's right. You're our new student
artist athlete.
>> Oh, student artist athlete. Uh, we like
to keep the emphasis on creative
development here.
>> Oh, nice. Yeah, I'm new to the whole
creative development thing.
>> Oh, baseball, I see. Uh, why Southeast?
>> I hurt my shoulder uh playing over at
state last season, so this is my last
offer. Here I am.
Isn't that great? Uh, all right. Let's
stick you in a few basic foundation
classes and Oh, a spot just opened up in
this one. Do you like movies?
>> Uh, sure. Yeah.
>> Okay, then you are all set. Art,
history, and American lit beginning
tomorrow. And they'll be expecting you
an intro to documentary film in Oh,
yikes. 20 minutes. You better get going,
Good luck.
Are you Brandon? Come on.
>> It's just you, [music] me and the odds.
We stuck together. We two peas in a
part. You dealt a bad hand. [music] I'm
seizing the cards. We'll never be
it.
>> I don't know. Is that too much?
>> I think it's good. Let's just do one more.
You know where the size screening room
is? Uh yeah. Outside next building overind.
>> Yeah, that's completely normal. Dude,
Dude,
>> [ __ ] weirdo.
>> Hey, I did human versus zombies last year.
year.
>> Last year you were a [ __ ] weirdo.
>> Yeah. Well, guys, we just pick up the
pace a little bit. You know, this is the
year that we got to make our mark. All right.
right.
>> Feel very relaxed.
>> All right. Well, I'm just saying. Okay.
This is when they really start to decide
Okay guys, let's settle in. We'll get
started soon.
This course, as I hope you are now
aware, is your introduction to Dr. Mitri
film. This is how our film began, guys.
One man, one camera shooting real people.
people.
A documentarian.
What we do is we take the candle of
inspiration and we hold it in the
darkest darkest corners to find these
treasures of stories. It's intimate real
life storytelling whether it be in a war zone
zone
a jungle
or even right here
Quite the opener. Yes.
Eight cameras, high-powered lenses,
shooting 24/7, 7 days a week for years
to capture the footage you've just seen.
This city became a haven for suicides.
This park, a housewife hung herself.
The crew was just too late to capture.
This gantry queen, a gentleman led to
his death. Construction worker [music]
also late. Since they focused on the
bridge for 6 weeks, they sat watching
till one fateful day.
A stranger [music] appeared, took his
How have you feel about the content? The
commitment to capture these grim images
>> Okay. Thoughts? What are the obstacles
our filmmakers have to overcome? Anyone?
Madam. Yes, please.
>> It feels like you'll probably have to
film weeks worth of nothing just to get
a single moment, right?
>> Weeks if you're lucky. Months, sometimes
years. It's that dedication to one's
craft. That's what we're learning today.
Yeah. Anyone else? Yes, ma'am. The
commitment is impressive, but doesn't it
seem messed up? I mean, they're just
sitting around waiting for someone to
>> But they aren't just sitting around. I
mean, did we watch the same film? A raw,
uncut glimpse at someone deciding their
fate? No. I mean, as dark as that was,
that was incredible to watch.
>> Fine. It may be rare to see, but doesn't
it cross some sort of line?
>> Ah, death is real life. Yes.
Maybe I'm an old fool. Perhaps I'm
wrong. Does the death of the actual
subject take the project? Come on.
Someone we haven't heard from. But you
you there hiding.
Yeah, I couldn't look away. But I know
what you're saying. It does seem like a
moral gray area.
I know he would have jumped.
Cameras are no cameras. And it does seem
like the crew's too far off to help. But
on some level, if you're behind the
camera on this project, aren't you happy
to see someone fall to their death?
I'm I'm just saying it seems if you put
all that work into it, wouldn't you
finally want to see somebody go down?
Otherwise, you got nothing.
>> That's my point. It seems sadistic.
>> Okay, can we just like grow up a little
bit here?
>> I love your enthusiasm. This is exactly
what I want to see the first week of
class [music] because we're going to get
straight into it. You're going to form
your own groups. You're going to go out
and find your own stories. [music]
You're going to tell me your truths.
Yeah, it's going to be very exciting.
So, first thing you want to do is you're
going to break into groups. You got to
>> Hey, do you need a groove? >> What?
>> What?
>> For the project.
>> Oh, right. I guess I do still need a
groove. Thanks. I'm TJ.
>> Alicia, please stick with me. I need
another reasonable mind to keep Zach at bay.
bay.
>> Yeah, he seems
>> he's good at what he does. He's just
hardheaded as all right. What do you do?
>> Not sure yet. I'm a baseball transfer. >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> I didn't pick you as a job.
>> You owe me.
>> All right, let's roll, baby.
>> That is a baseball guy, right? Okay,
>> [ __ ] that. No, I
>> All right, guys. Got our fifth crew
member, guys. This is TJ. TJ, Zack,
Olivia, and Nico.
>> Hey, guys. >> Hi.
>> Hi.
>> What's up, bro? What's your focus?
>> He's camera team with me, so don't worry
about it. All right, time to brainstorm.
>> Thanks again, guys. Long day.
>> Yeah, well, you're in luck, cuz when
Olivia says time to brainstorm, she
mostly means time to drink. This place
is [music] weird, man. You art people
>> Oh my god. No. Okay, I got it. I got it.
Here. Keep up. So, [music] Arnold
Schwarzenegger is in Terminator with
Linda H. Linda is in Dante's Peak with
Pierce Broman. Rosman did Golden Eye
with Judy Dench.
>> Judy [music] Dench TV. We show respect.
Cheese and Jay Edgar DiCaprio is in the
departed with Matt Dav [music]
and Bonnie is in Steve Park. Bring it
out of the house. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> Bonus points for getting Bonnie.
>> Thank you. It's It's a gift, you know. I
>> Don't worry, Nico. He's just mad you
know more about boobies than him.
>> What? No. No. No. No, trivia is not the
same as actual film knowledge.
>> Just I'm smarter than you now. Just lean
into it.
>> Yeah, whatever. Okay, DJ. Baseball.
>> Yes, sir.
>> You know, I always forget that we have
actual sports here at this.
>> Yeah, it definitely seems like people
are into a lot of other stuff. Like
they're weird Nerf wars.
>> It's humans versus zombies. Those losers
are actually kind of a big deal around here.
here.
>> You know, I kind of got that feeling.
They were not messing around.
>> It's actually pretty fun.
>> So, you didn't come here for film
studies or designer?
>> No. Is that okay?
>> Yeah. Yeah, of course. We'll make an
artist of you.
>> Who? Maybe an actor. I mean, you're kind
of cute. >> Thanks.
>> Thanks.
>> Oh, Olivia. Jesus.
>> Hey, he doesn't have to decide now. No.
Okay, it's drinktorm time, people. Focus
up. Shrinking brainstorm. You say the
first thing that comes to your mind. If
your idea is the worst, you jerk.
>> All right, guys. Let's crank out some
good ideas. All right, we got to be able
to market ourselves.
>> All right, we get it. TJ, you first.
>> Okay. Um Oh, why don't we do something
on the Humans versus Zombies weirdos.
Show them how into it they get.
>> It's actually not a bad idea. do it like
real seriously. Like a real war drama
black and white.
>> Okay, we uh Why don't we follow one
international student's first
experiences of American life? Oh, that's
pretty good.
>> Yeah, it's kind of boring.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Kind of lame.
>> You do better.
>> I got another one.
>> Nico, come on.
>> Okay. What if we did a documentary on
another group who's making their
documentary, right?
>> Okay. So, I got an idea.
>> Why not do something on the homeless?
>> Oh god, here we go.
>> No, no, no. I'm telling you. We passed
by this guy on the way here that was
like talking to himself alongside the
side of the road. It was actually kind
of chilling. I think there could be
something there.
>> Yeah, but there's a difference between
mental illness and homelessness.
>> I get it, Alicia. I'm I'm not trying to
have like a clash with the PC police.
All right. I'm just saying that was fascinating.
fascinating.
>> Or we do something a little less dark
and document the performing arts showcase.
showcase.
>> Hell no.
>> Oh, come on. People lose their [ __ ] at
these shows. I'm talking backstage tears.
tears.
>> Oh my god. Sounds like somebody wants to
have their performance as part of the uh
part of the film project.
>> Yeah, go ahead and drink. What? What
about Nico?
>> No, no, no. I will take Meta Stoner idea
over melodramatic theater kids any day
of the week. No, no, no. You're always
so grounded. I'm talking about the other guys.
guys.
>> slow now.
>> Go ahead and pull the car over.
>> Go ahead. Pull the car over.
Hey, do you have your camera with you?
>> Nico, I'm going to need you to run sound
on your phone.
>> Doc,
>> where is he going?
>> And he's leaving. Okay, let's go.
>> Doc, where are you going? Why does he do
this [ __ ] every time? Do you need this [ __ ]
[ __ ]
Oh [ __ ]
Every time. Hardheaded as hell. I told
you that and you didn't believe it, but
you you SEE IT. [screaming]
>> OH, HEY. EASY, GUYS. EASY.
>> YEAH. Easy there, guys. I just show
movie man here in my whole yard.
>> Yo, this is Troy. He was just showing me
his camp here in the area, you know. So,
uh, why don't we start running some
B-roll? Yeah.
>> All y'all in the movie.
>> You are my man. Hey, Nico, stay close
for sound. Liv, hop in here. Ask him
about his way of life. You know, the uh
lay of the land, that sort of thing.
>> Liv, pleasure to meet you.
>> Me, too. Walk with me this way there,
sweetheart. Now, you see, I was just
across the way over yonder right over
there. But that some [ __ ] Steve, he
coming over here and he tried to control
everything. So, I move myself right over
Everything the light touches is my
kingdom. You see that right there?
That's mine. That tree right there, that's
that's
>> so thrilled.
>> It just gets to me when Zach's right. I
mean, this this is definitely it. Number one,
Hey,
>> what the [ __ ]
>> Let's go.
Oh, hello.
How's it going?
>> It's starting to stay [music] warm. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> I hear that. Hey, you wouldn't uh happen
to have a lighter matches. Maybe was
thinking about starting a fire. >> No,
>> No,
we're going to get a fire going down
here though.
Join us.
>> Really? You sure?
>> Sure. Don't sweat it, chief. Come on.
>> Thank you.
>> How you doing tonight?
>> Not too bad.
That is the good stuff.
I like your shirt.
>> Thank you.
Thank you.
>> Yeah, forget it. We're not barbarians.
>> Yeah, I always say, you know, I'm I'm
not homeless, okay? I'm just just four
wall challenged.
>> I like that. I'mma use that one. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> So, what brings you this way?
>> You know, man, sometimes life just
shakes you down. You got to hit the
road. [laughter]
>> Hit the road. Yeah,
Yeah, [laughter]
[laughter]
>> I hear that. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Well, I hear got to pick me up with
>> Well,
it's beautiful.
>> Yeah, it is.
And it is gorgeous.
Can't think of a better place to get
back on my feet than here.
>> What do you mean?
>> Oh, you know, you hit a low point. Got
to find somewhere to live. This beats
the hell out of an overpass I was living
in last night. You know what I'm saying?
And this place is an Eden compared to that.
that.
>> So that's it then, huh? Mean a bit of a
low point. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
See, but the good thing about low points
is is that once you're there, got no
other place to go but I
>> And it can only get better than this
[ __ ] hole, right?
>> No, I didn't mean that.
>> Ow. Come on now. It's all right.
>> See, I just got a little problem with
what you said.
We ain't nobody's low point.
>> I did not mean it like that.
>> But you did,
didn't you?
We are not here to get you back on your feet.
feet.
You get the point, right?
right?
Get the point.
Get your [ __ ]
and get out of here.
Find yourself a nice overpass. I didn't
10 9
9
4 3
3
2 1
so. >> Wow,
>> guys. That um is really quite good. It's
very, very interesting. A whole other
world we'd never known right.
You have a chance of making this more
than just a class project. But if you
want it to be wonderful, you must commit.
commit.
>> Okay, bug off. I've got things to do. Go
>> Hey, how's it going? going.
>> Um, we're out here making a movie about
your community here and wanted to see if
you wanted to talk with us. >> Right.
>> Right.
>> I'm Zach, by the way.
>> Yeah. Uh, Steve.
>> Yeah. Come on. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Come on.
>> Um, this here's Doc.
>> Yeah. Come on. Come on. Sit down if you
want. Sit down. Just
>> brought a whole battalion, didn't you?
>> This is just the rest of the film crew.
And this here, this is uh this is our
actress, Olivia.
>> Never met an actress before.
>> Well, it's nice to meet you. Fellas, why
don't you just start by telling Olivia
about your home here?
>> So, uh, we talked to the guy across the
field yesterday and he said,
>> "He's a two-faced son of a [ __ ] He will."
will."
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to
say that word. Say whatever you want.
[ __ ] Don't you [ __ ] believe a word
he says. Don't do it, man.
>> There is some good people around here.
>> I get a lot of respect around here,
okay? But the person I get no respect
from is Troy. Why not?
>> For a girl.
>> You see, I built this place a long time
ago for a girl named Angel. Okay.
>> Okay. So, some girl drama going on with
Troy. Happens to everybody.
>> Seems like your village goes pretty far
in there.
>> Uh, that's not our village. That there's
uh we call downtown cuz it's built out
like a like a small shanty town, you
know, with a common area in the in the middle.
middle.
>> So, why are you guys out here?
>> It's more secure. That's a marine thing. >> Hurrah.
>> Hurrah.
>> We ain't paranoid or nothing.
>> You know, we were actually thinking
about checking that out a little later
today. You guys think that'd be all right?
right?
>> Yeah. No, I'll fit your size. You'll be
fine. You'll be fine. The place clears
out anyway during the day. Go ahead.
>> Thank you. Thank you so much.
>> How's it going?
>> It's kind of sweet. They're going
through the same stuff anyway.
>> Yeah, it is.
>> They don't have to worry about jobs or
student loans. Maybe they got it figured out.
out.
>> Steve did warn [music] us though.
>> Warn us? Oh, no. He said that now is a
good time to go.
>> Zach, if there's a good time to go, that
[music] means there's a bad time to go
as well. I'm just saying. Let's be careful.
careful.
>> Okay. All right. We're going to be
careful. But man, have you looked at our
footage? I mean, come on.
>> Yeah. Seems like that's the stuff Ludig
wants. New guy gets it.
>> TJ works, too. You know,
>> don't worry, bro. He called me Boom Man
How cool is this?
>> Guys, be respectful. No,
>> we are just saying it's cool. Yo, Ludvik
is going to lose his [ __ ] [laughter]
>> Tell me about it.
>> Hey man, you good?
>> Hi.
>> Well, y'all don't seem super homeless
from the Art Institute.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm uh I'm Zach. This is
Olivia. Uh, we have Alicia here and TJ
on the other cameras. And then that's my
man Nico on sound.
>> Gonna make a movie about the scary old
homeless roughing it.
>> No, no. I'm I mean, we're making a movie.
movie.
>> We just want to tell your story,
whatever that may be.
>> No offense or anything in
>> Well, in that case, I was born to be a star.
star.
>> I'm Alice, y'all. Uh, just so you know,
not everybody's going to want fancy
people with cameras in their face. Yeah.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I
know you think we're all just buming it
out here, but um some people don't have
family that'll help out when things get
bad. And um Well, you just can't stop living,
living,
>> right, Alice? You're very brave.
>> Oh, having [ __ ] for parents doesn't
make me brave, but thank you, sweetie.
All right, this is home.
>> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. So,
this is our generator. It's old as crap,
and you got to save up for gas, but it's
real nice at night if you want to watch
some TV or music if you got it. Did you
say you watch TV out here?
>> Yeah, some people watch movies if they
can find some equipment.
>> Got to love this place.
>> It's not half that, is it? Um, this is
my roommate. This is Bubba. Best
roommate I ever had. Never stole a thing
from me. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> Yeah. He's cute, ain't he?
>> So cute.
>> Let me show you my tent. Come on, Livia.
Um, I usually take my shoes off and
stuff, but this is a special occasion.
So, this is home. Uh, so that's my hair
stuff. keeps me pretty. Um, my extra
clothes, my pots and pans and stuff.
Girls got to eat. And um, that's my lamp.
>> You do not need a buddy. Can't take care
Oh,
that's really weird.
>> Hey guys.
>> Hey. What's up?
Just some guy being all weird. [ __ ]
took my picture.
>> Don't get jumpy on me, bud.
Hey,
what's up?
>> Just uh filming.
>> Yeah, you're not the first kids to
wander through here with cameras.
Haven't seen many come in this far. You
ought to be careful.
>> Are are we in trouble or
>> Oh, no, no, no. I do patrols from the
camps around the city, so just making my rounds.
rounds.
>> Hey, you wouldn't want to do an
interview sometime, would you? I mean,
that could be cool to talk about the
dangers of the job or something. Sure
thing, man. You know, it's dangerous
work, but I knew that going in.
>> Have you seen anything bad out here?
>> I mean, people get robbed from time to
time. Every now and again, I got to
confiscate a knife or a handgun. I mean,
usually it's just some paranoid vet
looking to protect this camp.
>> Is there nothing the city can do to help?
help?
>> You're looking at the city's help.
>> Hey, uh, this chief wants you to grab a
pizza on your way back.
>> All right, guys. I got to get moving.
So, here is a card. Let me know about
that interview. And y'all be careful by
the road out there. You kids have fun. All right.
Nice.
I mean, too bad we weren't filming.
Yeah. Actually, I was new guy. That's
what's up.
>> Well, he seemed nice. Maybe we can see
if he can walk us out next time.
>> What? No, we can't show up out here with
cops. Come on. People are already
nervous enough. Nobody's going to open
up if we got
>> He said there are guns out there.
>> He's talking about cooks like Troy. know
in case Steve crosses the liners.
>> So, this is home. Uh MTV Cribs, Crimless Edition.
Edition.
>> I feel like I'd actually watch this. And
I'm not just saying that because you're
the only people I know here.
>> Honestly, an interview with that cop,
some follow-ups with Alice, and I think
we've got our project.
>> Well, that's not everything, but relax.
Okay, we can talk about it later. I'll
go back to [music] shop and maybe we can
meet at Murphy's, put our heads together.
together.
>> Sounds good.
>> Sound good? Cool. See you guys. by the
Oh, so she gets her own goodbye now.
>> Well, I got to go too. Tech [music] rehearsal.
rehearsal.
>> Oh, break a leg.
>> You know, I never know why that's a good thing.
thing.
>> Hey, how you doing, man? >> Hey,
>> Hey, Bubba.
Bubba.
How you doing? You need some good carrots.
Knock knock.
>> Officer handsome.
>> Girl, you better stop.
>> Make me.
>> How you doing, Alice? better now.
Everyone behaving?
>> Yeah, looks like it. Question is, are you
you >> always?
>> always?
>> Yeah. So, if I look in here, I'm not
going to find a weapon or anything, right?
right?
>> Oh, come on. I I don't do that anymore.
>> All right. Well, great. So, there's no
reason for concern. >> Well,
>> Well, >> Alice,
hand it over. Come on.
Come on, Alice. All
Alice. Somebody's going to get hurt or
you by whomever you stole this from.
>> You don't know what it's like out here.
>> Come on, Alice. You know I do. Okay, I'm
sorry, but I'm out here by myself every
night. There's new faces every single
day. What am I supposed to do? How am I
Seriously,
not a word. All right. Or else I'm [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Oh, okay. Okay.
>> Seriously, emergencies only.
>> Seriously, emergencies only. Yeah. If
anybody asks, you found it somewhere. Okay.
Okay. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Look at you breaking all the rules.
>> All right. Look, seriously. These bikes
over here, not all of them are stolen,
are they? He's telling me that they're
not all stolen. I mean, seriously, look
at all this.
Y'all hanging in there?
I want you to remember who your friends
are out here.
Don't you let those spoil little shits
with the camera near my home.
>> Don't talk.
Like a hammock, little TV out there.
>> No, you're not sleeping in the woods.
You can barely take care of yourself now.
now.
>> It might be easier. Guys, with what's
their date? At least stopped trying to
figure that out a long time ago.
>> You're weird, man.
>> Hey yo, how was your baseball thing?
>> It's fine. I just >> What?
>> What?
>> I don't know. I feel like I'm more
excited about this project than I am the
team, which is weird for me. No offense.
>> Well, I don't know. Maybe you're just
more of an artsy weirdo than you thought.
thought.
>> Yeah, [ __ ] right. Oh, hey. How was uh
play practice?
>> Oh, TJ, that is so cute. But we actually
call it rehearsal. But it was great. Oh,
you all have to kill opening night.
>> Oh, sure. What is it? Like a drama or
>> in Chicago? All right. And she plays
this Russian chick who doesn't kill her husband.
husband.
>> She's Hungarian.
>> He said Russian. She's Hungarian.
>> And you're great. But I think that the
better role is your upcoming performance
as narrator/host in the indie documentary
documentary
Tints in the Trees.
>> Oh, damn. No, that was really bad. [laughter]
[laughter]
>> Working title. Go [ __ ] yourself. Point
is, I think that I've got this all
figured out. I really think that this
film could be a way that we could break
into the business,
>> bro. Come on.
>> Listen, look, if we do something legit,
something that just makes the littlest
bit of noise. All right, you'll have a
credit before you even graduate college.
I mean, what don't we get about this?
>> Oh my god, Zach. If you condescended any
harder, you get a goddamn nose bleed.
We're listening. Okay.
>> All right. So, the way I see it, there
are only two ways about this. Option
one, we sort of capture the everyday experience.
experience.
>> [ __ ] Should I be like taking a note?
No. or more specifically the personal
journey where we follow one individual.
We watch them persevere and and survive.
You know, maybe maybe Alex becomes the
the next winner of The Voice or something.
something.
>> Oh, I'd pay to see that.
>> Problem is, I I really don't think that
we have enough time to sort of smoke out
an emotional story line with it.
>> What about smaller stories? You know,
the Steve Troy rivalry. Allan say that's
the quirky mama bear of the camp.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And all that's going to be
there, of course, but I really don't
think that there's enough time to watch
somebody turn their life around by act
three. You know, it's just the stuff
we're up against.
>> It's true, man. I got baked the other
night. I found this German docu series
on this blind dude who flew a [ __ ]
hot air balloon around the world.
>> [ __ ] mad inspiring, bro. I cry.
>> See, exactly my point. So, I think that
our best bet is option one. All right.
Day in the life. We blow people away
with a with a raw look at life in the woods.
woods.
>> But, aren't we kind of doing that? We
have some pretty cool stuff.
>> Yeah. Okay. But people are used to
amazing. All right. Not pretty cool. I
mean, I've seen the 10:00 news go
undercover into like drug cartels and [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> God. Okay. What do you suggest? Do you
really watch the nightly news or this is
what I'm proposing
>> that we all go out and we pitch our own tent?
tent?
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> We show people exactly what it's like to
live out in the woods. All right. And we
can put Olivia on screen to put the
viewer in someone's shoes.
>> Zach, I don't know if that's,
>> you know, and maybe we can even set up
some of our motion sensor cameras, you
know, the night vision ones. Sort of
build up exactly how eerie this place
is. Then we will really impress people.
Okay. I mean, maybe up the scare factor.
Use that deputy Dewey guy to to up the
danger with it. I mean, that could be
I appreciate what you're saying, but
we're not spending the night in the
[ __ ] woods.
>> Knew it.
>> Knew that you'd be like this.
>> Like what? Like a sane, rational human being?
being?
>> Oh, yeah. Cuz you're really the same one
>> I'm just saying that like this is not
worth doing if we don't do it right. One
big move to impress Ludvik in the
>> You're an [ __ ] and we're not spending
the night in the [ __ ] woods. >> Okay.
>> If you want to be mediocre, that's on you,
you,
>> dude. Come on.
Guys, what just happened? Nothing good, man.
man.
>> He'll come to his senses. He just
>> I'm sorry. I feel like I should. But go ahead.
ahead.
>> Great. Officer Hodgees can meet at 10:00 a.m.
a.m.
>> Are we even filming still? Like,
>> Zach's going to be fun. Just let him know.
know.
>> Alicia, listen. I'm going to talk to
him, okay? Cuz
Dude, what the [ __ ] Sparking notes.
It's not my [ __ ] to tell, but it's
weirder if you don't know at this point.
So, end of last year, at least I had to
like take a break from school for a
little while. All right. What's the
deal? Min her mental episode, man. She's
all good now. You know, they got her
evened out. Got her on the right meds,
>> [ __ ] Jesus.
Stop.
>> What's that? Nice
Talk about it. I heard that. I heard
Good luck with your
All right. All right. All right. All
I was in
house so you are.
[music] I never again
>> Yo, Zack, what the [ __ ] dude? We're at
the police station for this interview,
man. Where you at?
>> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Um, sorry. Sorry. You
guys are good to go with Alex, right?
>> Hung over as [ __ ] man. I mean, it's
[snorts] just an interview. We can meet
up later, right?
>> All right, man. And yo, listen, you got
to chill with Alicia, okay? You can't just
just >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, I know. I know. Um, I'll I'll talk
to her about it later.
>> All right, man. Peace. All
right, you're good, man. This is
exciting. So, do you want me to look right?
right?
>> Just look at me. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Ready?
>> Ready?
>> Let's do it.
>> Right. Let's start with your name.
>> Officer Malcolm Hodes.
>> Uh, and what's your role with the
homeless camp?
>> So, I am the designated patrol officer
assigned to the county's homeless communities.
communities.
>> Uh, and how many officers?
>> Oh, just me. kind of a oneman band kind
of a thing.
>> Awesome. And what's your relationship
like with the people out there? Is it friendly?
friendly?
>> Oh, um I mean most of them know that
it's just part of the job, but you know people.
people.
>> Uh do you make many arrests?
>> I mean that's usually the last resort.
Most of the people here are just
figuring out their next move until they
>> Sorry. What is that? Is it camp related?
Oh, this is just side hobbies, I guess.
Down there, she was busted out by her
hillbilly brother.
>> You didn't hear this from me. She
stabbed her mom over a goddamn Barbie
doll when she was like 8 years old.
>> Jesus, that's awesome. >> What?
>> What?
>> And so then the brother, he downed two
officers while breaking her out. And
some other deranged prisoner ran off
with him. And so they've been just going
from place to place just wreaking havoc.
I mean, it's some wild stuff, man. It's crazy.
You know what? It's really bad what
happened to those officers. It's really
bad. And I think I've said too much.
>> Although you'd be surprised at how
common prison breaks actually are. Stop.
>> Okay, guys. Maybe we should get back to
>> You really want your mind blown? I mean,
over six prisoners escape every day
somewhere in this country.
>> No [ __ ] way.
>> Yeah, way, bro. Way.
>> I don't like that.
>> I don't remember who told me that, but I
know it's true. You know, memos get sent
out. Everybody keeps their ear to the
ground. Happens all the time.
>> Sick. Yeah. Do you mind?
>> Oh, man. By all means, go ahead.
Um, you know what? I got carried away.
You know, it's just between us. I know
that I'm in the biz, but I'm actually a
big true crime nut. I've been working on
my own podcast and everything. dickness.
I call it cold case cop.
>> Oh, stop. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> but they never let me work on that type
of stuff. I'm more of a breakup or fight
over a stolen lawn chair type of guy.
>> Fights at the homeless camp.
>> Oh, yeah. There's always some kind of
scuffle to be sorted out. Folks with
mental health issues. I mean, just like
every part of society.
>> What the [ __ ] are you doing, man? together.
>> Are you okay?
>> Yeah, I'm good.
>> Is that slappers?
>> Very unprofessional.
>> Yeah, I get it. I'm a piece of [ __ ]
>> Oh, at least you know. embarrassing
myself in front of TJ.
>> Wow. Use my actual name and everything.
>> A [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] bro. I'm day two. Really?
>> Nico. No, you're my favorite. Let's not
fight in front of the kids.
>> Yeah. Sorry for bailing guys late night.
>> I'm sure. Shut up.
>> So, if you get storming off too
>> Holy [ __ ] bro. That's [ __ ] amazing.
>> Zack, you know you're pretty nuts,
right? Looks dope. Don't worry.
Stuff looks great, man. You guys ready
to rock?
>> I can do it. >> Jesus
>> Jesus stinks.
>> Hey,
we're good, right? >> Yep.
All right. So, the plan,
I think that we make this as dark and
ominous as we possibly can. >> Zack,
>> Zack,
>> no. Look, we're going to keep the heart.
We're going to keep the quirky
characters and everything, but we make
them look like a lone flower and bare lip.
lip.
>> God, I hate when you talk like that.
>> I want to think we did something crazy,
[music] don't you?
>> Have you ever considered how
exploitative this all really is? Making
people look dark and ominous when
they're really just nice people who are
struggling. I get that, Alicia, but
that's not how we sell this thing. All
right, we need this to be dark. All
right, we need this to be
>> dark, eerie shots of rusted winch times.
We get it. Let's get this [ __ ] over with.
with.
Nice and gritty.
>> Uh, we're just filming a little movie.
>> Oh, movie.
I love movies.
>> Uh, I'm an Avengers girl. You know,
Captain America, Black Widow, Thor.
>> I remember that one.
And I can really run, you know, fast.
>> Yeah, that's cool.
>> 60 70 miles and I can if I have to. I I
train myself. I I know how.
Sometimes I can't I can't hear cuz I got
ants in my ears. Ants in my ears.
>> Go that way someday. Right. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> What's her deal?
>> Stop.
No. No. Don't take my picture.
>> Zap. Stop. Yeah. Seriously, Zach.
>> It's okay, guys. Don't worry about it.
Chill. It's cool. Hey, don't worry about
it. It's cool.
>> Hey, dude. For real. Let's go,
Guys, come on. Where is the [ __ ] funeral?
funeral?
>> Stop it. That was scary.
>> [ __ ] insane is what it was. It was
[ __ ] gold.
>> No, you didn't have to antagonize her.
>> Antagonize her? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> No, I pointed a camera at her for like 2 seconds.
seconds.
>> No, you're right. You're always [ __ ] right.
right.
>> Look, I'm sorry, but that is exactly the
kind of crazy [ __ ] that we need. I mean,
tell me I'm wrong. That goes straight
into the teaser trailer.
>> You only think about your [ __ ] self.
She's sick. I get it. It's sad and that
was intense. All right, you are right.
But that is the only way that we are
going to help her is by telling her
story. I mean, that's the only way you
help anyone. Simply by telling the story.
story. >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Look, we're a lot further along than I
thought. So, why don't we get together
tonight? Shigar, please.
>> Word. Let's go.
>> Now we're talking.
>> Yeah. See, I knew spice would be in there.
there.
>> Fun's me. >> Alicia,
>> Alicia,
>> come on. You know you want to want to party. I know you want to. Come on.
party. I know you want to. Come on. >> Stop. Okay. I'll
>> Stop. Okay. I'll >> All right. Well, let's get out of here.
>> All right. Well, let's get out of here. Come on. We got some drinks to grab and
Come on. We got some drinks to grab and an art installation to turn into a beer
an art installation to turn into a beer pumpkin.
pumpkin. >> Bro, that's my project.
>> Bro, that's my project. >> Yeah, I get it. But it's graded, so it
>> Yeah, I get it. But it's graded, so it doesn't matter.
doesn't matter. >> Okay, but I'm on the table first.
I'm sorry. It's automatic. Step aside. Step aside. Hey, you see that?
Step aside. Hey, you see that? >> Hey, don't get too cocky now.
>> Hey, don't get too cocky now. >> Oh, you want some, homo? What about you?
>> Oh, you want some, homo? What about you? You're worse. We don't want to embarrass
You're worse. We don't want to embarrass you in front of your fans.
you in front of your fans. >> Oh, okay. Oh, wait. T, you're the
>> Oh, okay. Oh, wait. T, you're the athlete here. Let's run the table.
athlete here. Let's run the table. >> Uh, next time, I'm in.
>> Uh, next time, I'm in. >> Really?
>> Really? >> What? You can have this guy's spot. Oh,
>> What? You can have this guy's spot. Oh, come on, Mac. [ __ ] off, dude. Are you
come on, Mac. [ __ ] off, dude. Are you serious? Sorry, dude.
serious? Sorry, dude. >> What?
>> What? >> Okay, fine. I guess I got to go solo.
>> Okay, fine. I guess I got to go solo. You want some? You're up. Let's go. No.
You want some? You're up. Let's go. No. Step aside. I don't want to hear it.
Step aside. I don't want to hear it. >> Yeah. Um,
>> he's a lot. >> B. You are a saint. TJ, this is Kelly.
>> B. You are a saint. TJ, this is Kelly. Hey, so you're a baseball fan?
Hey, so you're a baseball fan? >> Oh. Oh my god. Yes, in more of a
>> Oh. Oh my god. Yes, in more of a sentimental way, though. My dad used to
sentimental way, though. My dad used to take me to games when I was little.
take me to games when I was little. >> I guess the brainwashing worked.
>> I guess the brainwashing worked. >> Nice. You know, I didn't think anybody
>> Nice. You know, I didn't think anybody here actually cared about sports. I
here actually cared about sports. I actually transferred here for baseball.
actually transferred here for baseball. >> Oh, that's awesome. I still haven't been
>> Oh, that's awesome. I still haven't been to any games. Honestly, I forget
to any games. Honestly, I forget >> that we even have a team. Oh, look. Even
>> that we even have a team. Oh, look. Even the baseball fan doesn't care.
the baseball fan doesn't care. >> Since sports here, still adjusting to
>> Since sports here, still adjusting to the fact that he's not the cool one
the fact that he's not the cool one anymore.
anymore. >> Oh, I'm so sorry for your struggle.
>> Oh, I'm so sorry for your struggle. >> Get through it.
>> Get through it. All right, time for another round.
All right, time for another round. >> Oh, let me I don't mind.
>> Oh, let me I don't mind. >> It's okay. I should check on my friends
>> It's okay. I should check on my friends anyway.
anyway. >> Yeah, it's getting pretty wild in there.
>> Yeah, it's getting pretty wild in there. Also, Mo could go [ __ ] pro. He's a
Also, Mo could go [ __ ] pro. He's a mad man.
mad man. >> No, no, don't tell him that because then
>> No, no, don't tell him that because then he'll think it's an actual career path.
he'll think it's an actual career path. >> Yeah, majoring in film is better.
>> Yeah, majoring in film is better. >> All right. Well, I'll see you guys. TJ,
>> All right. Well, I'll see you guys. TJ, nice to meet you.
nice to meet you. >> Alicia.
You're second there. >> I know.
>> I know. >> Damn it. Art school. [sighs] Well
>> Damn it. Art school. [sighs] Well played.
played. >> I'll get the next one.
>> I'll get the next one. >> Okay, [laughter] sure.
>> TJ, what? TJ, that woman. Zach, the woman that we met at the camp, she's
woman that we met at the camp, she's standing right over there. Crazy. No,
standing right over there. Crazy. No, don't tell me to [ __ ] stop. You know
don't tell me to [ __ ] stop. You know what I saw? She was standing right
what I saw? She was standing right there.
there. >> Alicia, are you okay?
>> Alicia, are you okay? >> No.
>> No. The woman from the camp that we saw, she
The woman from the camp that we saw, she was standing right there in those
was standing right there in those bushes.
bushes. >> Chill, dude. All right. I think you're
>> Chill, dude. All right. I think you're acting a little
acting a little >> You call me [ __ ] crazy.
>> You call me [ __ ] crazy. >> Hey, everybody, let's just relax. Okay.
>> Hey, everybody, let's just relax. Okay. >> She was right there.
>> She was right there. >> Yo, where are you going?
>> Yo, where are you going? >> Come on, man. We're just getting
>> Come on, man. We're just getting started.
started. >> She's crazy,
>> She's crazy, >> guys. She was right there.
>> guys. She was right there. >> Oh my god. And you actually think No, I
>> Oh my god. And you actually think No, I saw her. She was just standing there.
saw her. She was just standing there. >> You're just freaked out from today. All
>> You're just freaked out from today. All right. You're tipsy. You're high. No,
right. You're tipsy. You're high. No, I'm
I'm >> Lisa. [snorts] Even did see someone.
>> Lisa. [snorts] Even did see someone. >> I mean, we just learned firsthand
>> I mean, we just learned firsthand exactly how many wandering drunks that
exactly how many wandering drunks that this town has. All right. It's not like
this town has. All right. It's not like this is Michael Myers.
this is Michael Myers. >> Give her a break. I'm scared. I'm sorry.
>> Give her a break. I'm scared. I'm sorry. >> No, I'm I'm done. We're all done.
>> No, I'm I'm done. We're all done. >> Are you [ __ ] nuts?
>> Are you [ __ ] nuts? >> What the [ __ ] did I just say?
>> What the [ __ ] did I just say? >> No, no, no. We have come this far and
>> No, no, no. We have come this far and you're ready to just throw it all away
you're ready to just throw it all away because you thought you saw someone? A
because you thought you saw someone? A mentally unstable homeless woman is
mentally unstable homeless woman is stalking us. Jesus [ __ ] Christ,
stalking us. Jesus [ __ ] Christ, Alicia.
Alicia. >> What if she's right? Okay. Like, what if
>> What if she's right? Okay. Like, what if we did piss somebody off?
we did piss somebody off? >> Are you hearing yourselves? Someone
>> Are you hearing yourselves? Someone looks our way through a fence and you're
looks our way through a fence and you're ready to just call it.
ready to just call it. >> Okay. All right. All right. You know
>> Okay. All right. All right. You know what, Alicia, if you're done, I get it.
what, Alicia, if you're done, I get it. Everybody else, if you guys are out,
Everybody else, if you guys are out, whatever. But before you quit, take a
whatever. But before you quit, take a look at this
>> from the Hollywood International Film Festival.
Mr. Leman, we are incredibly impressed with the sizzle you provided for your
with the sizzle you provided for your upcoming documentary short. We would
upcoming documentary short. We would love to find a spot for your film in our
love to find a spot for your film in our emerging filmmakers documentary slate
emerging filmmakers documentary slate upon completion.
upon completion. >> Whoa. Why didn't you say something?
>> Whoa. Why didn't you say something? >> The candidal footage of your subjects
>> The candidal footage of your subjects surviving in the wild was particularly
surviving in the wild was particularly fascinating. We're eager to see a
fascinating. We're eager to see a finished cut and work on making you part
finished cut and work on making you part of the festival.
of the festival. >> Oh, that's [ __ ] awesome. I was going
>> Oh, that's [ __ ] awesome. I was going to tell you all after everybody left
to tell you all after everybody left when it was just us.
when it was just us. It's hard, okay?
It's hard, okay? But that is how you make it. Jane
But that is how you make it. Jane Goodall could have had her goddamn face
Goodall could have had her goddamn face ripped off by a [ __ ] gorilla. And
ripped off by a [ __ ] gorilla. And those free solo people, they could have
those free solo people, they could have watched that guy just like woof fall to
watched that guy just like woof fall to his death. But there is something scary
his death. But there is something scary about every story that is great. And
about every story that is great. And that is exactly what this film could be.
that is exactly what this film could be. Could be [ __ ] great.
But we've got to commit. All right. Just like Ludvik said.
like Ludvik said. So this is what's happening with or
So this is what's happening with or without you. All right. Tomorrow night I
without you. All right. Tomorrow night I am going out there with a tent and we
am going out there with a tent and we film enough footage
film enough footage >> over the course of a night for people to
>> over the course of a night for people to think that we can't for a week. All
think that we can't for a week. All right? And we will melt [ __ ] faces at
right? And we will melt [ __ ] faces at every film festival that we go to. And
every film festival that we go to. And who knows, we might even get like a
who knows, we might even get like a streaming deal out of this or something.
streaming deal out of this or something. I mean, think about it.
Okay, then. Whoever's still in 6:00 tomorrow night,
Whoever's still in 6:00 tomorrow night, heading out.
heading out. >> Go. Just chill, dude. Everybody's still
>> Go. Just chill, dude. Everybody's still in. All right. You know what? Little
in. All right. You know what? Little relaxation trip. All right. My car.
relaxation trip. All right. My car. Let's go.
Let's go. Tee. That's right. [ __ ] drug test.
Tee. That's right. [ __ ] drug test. Yeah.
Yeah. >> [ __ ] shotgun.
>> [ __ ] shotgun. Hey, don't lock me out.
Hey, don't lock me out. You know, you're kind of a dick
You know, you're kind of a dick sometimes.
sometimes. >> Want to stay and straighten me out?
>> Want to stay and straighten me out? >> You could come over to my place this
>> You could come over to my place this time.
time. >> Okay. Uh, let me get my gear.
>> Oh, wait. Just going to fill with a bat.
Just going to fill with a bat. Just a little peace of mind is all.
Just a little peace of mind is all. >> All right. Fine.
>> All right. Fine. >> Yep.
>> corn this side up. I'm going to go place a couple more of these. I'll be back.
a couple more of these. I'll be back. >> Okay. Thanks for the help, man. Dang it.
>> Okay. Thanks for the help, man. Dang it. That's
That's >> No, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's
>> No, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's backwards. Hang on. Take it back. Take
backwards. Hang on. Take it back. Take it off. Okay. Your side's on this side.
it off. Okay. Your side's on this side. >> I don't even want to be here.
Looking good. Nice. [music]
>> We are live. >> That's awesome. [music]
>> That's awesome. [music] >> Yeah, man. Zach went all out. Yes, they
>> Yeah, man. Zach went all out. Yes, they record off motion so we don't have to
record off motion so we don't have to comb through hours of [ __ ] But even
comb through hours of [ __ ] But even they're [music] on standby, we can check
they're [music] on standby, we can check the feeds, see what's up. Yo, Alicia,
the feeds, see what's up. Yo, Alicia, lean in. BTS.
lean in. BTS. >> Nice. Yeah,
>> Nice. Yeah, >> that's pretty good.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. Did you guys remember to bring snacks?
Did you guys remember to bring snacks? Cuz I totally [ __ ] blank on that.
Cuz I totally [ __ ] blank on that. Thank you, man.
Thank you, man. >> Nico, you're a cartoon character.
>> Nico, you're a cartoon character. >> Shitty [ __ ] service out here, though.
>> Shitty [ __ ] service out here, though. >> So, everyone you talk to is here.
>> So, everyone you talk to is here. >> Oh, okay. So, I guess I need a 100 fake
>> Oh, okay. So, I guess I need a 100 fake actor friends who actually hate each
actor friends who actually hate each other.
other. >> Why are you such an [ __ ]
>> Why are you such an [ __ ] >> Me, the [ __ ] Really?
>> Me, the [ __ ] Really? I'm good.
>> Seriously, you don't have to worry about me freaking out or anything.
me freaking out or anything. >> But maybe I don't mind worrying.
>> But maybe I don't mind worrying. >> Seems appropriate.
>> Seems appropriate. >> You know, since I am your wing, man.
>> You know, since I am your wing, man. >> Oh, really?
>> Oh, really? >> Oh, you know I set you up. Have you
>> Oh, you know I set you up. Have you talked to Kelly since the other night?
talked to Kelly since the other night? >> The [ __ ] was that?
>> The [ __ ] was that? >> Z.
>> Z. >> I think it's just [screaming]
>> I think it's just [screaming] [ __ ] kill [laughter] you.
[ __ ] kill [laughter] you. >> Ow, man. What was that about?
>> Ow, man. What was that about? >> Oh my god. I thought we were okay.
>> Oh my god. I thought we were okay. >> Oh man, not anymore. That was not good
>> Oh man, not anymore. That was not good for my [ __ ] health.
for my [ __ ] health. >> No, put some [ __ ] smoke in your
>> No, put some [ __ ] smoke in your lungs. That'll be good for you. Hey, um,
lungs. That'll be good for you. Hey, um, so I'm thinking why don't we go ahead
so I'm thinking why don't we go ahead and get over towards the campfire and
and get over towards the campfire and film the interest stuff and whatnot. Get
film the interest stuff and whatnot. Get that out of the way. Alicia, TJ, you
that out of the way. Alicia, TJ, you guys can capture some like creepy B-roll
guys can capture some like creepy B-roll of the area. Maybe keep an eye on the
of the area. Maybe keep an eye on the camera feeds.
camera feeds. >> Oh, yeah. Hey, I don't mind uh, you
>> Oh, yeah. Hey, I don't mind uh, you know, guarding the uh, tent.
know, guarding the uh, tent. >> Sounds good to me.
Why don't we uh let's just get set up over here. Just sort of look back to
over here. Just sort of look back to this way. Look towards the uh towards
this way. Look towards the uh towards the fire. So, you just stand uh stand
the fire. So, you just stand uh stand right there. Yeah. What I'll do is I'm
right there. Yeah. What I'll do is I'm going to start in the fire. I'm going to
going to start in the fire. I'm going to pull off to you and then just just like
pull off to you and then just just like we rehearsed. Okay.
Hey, I don't think you're crazy, by the way.
way. >> I I know.
>> I I know. >> I'm just saying. I just think it's kind
>> I'm just saying. I just think it's kind of [ __ ] the way Zach talks to you. And
of [ __ ] the way Zach talks to you. And uh I don't think it's crazy to be
uh I don't think it's crazy to be scared.
scared. >> I'm not scared. I'm just worried about
>> I'm not scared. I'm just worried about >> Alicia. We're in a tent in a homeless
>> Alicia. We're in a tent in a homeless camp at night and we split up. Well, you
camp at night and we split up. Well, you guys are the film peoples. I mean, like,
guys are the film peoples. I mean, like, is it not splitting up like role number
is it not splitting up like role number one?
one? >> I need you to know you're not helping.
>> I need you to know you're not helping. >> Yeah, I just mean
>> Yeah, I just mean look [laughter] at these weirdos.
Hey What the [ __ ] are we even doing here?
What the [ __ ] are we even doing here? >> I
This is [ __ ] We actually agreed to be the wait in the van guy. What the
be the wait in the van guy. What the [ __ ] was I thinking?
[ __ ] was I thinking? >> What guy?
>> What guy? >> The guy who sits in the van and tells
>> The guy who sits in the van and tells Tom Cruz to head northeast towards
Tom Cruz to head northeast towards wherever the [ __ ]
wherever the [ __ ] >> Got you.
>> Got you. >> I don't care if people think I really
>> I don't care if people think I really like Tom Cruz. I
like Tom Cruz. I >> do. He's so good.
You know what? [ __ ] that. We are not the wait in the van guy. Maybe we're Tom
wait in the van guy. Maybe we're Tom Cruz. You're looking. They're the ones
Cruz. You're looking. They're the ones that are wandering around in the dark.
that are wandering around in the dark. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, [ __ ] this.
[ __ ] this. >> Wait, what are we doing?
>> Wait, what are we doing? >> You're right. We controlled this. Do you
>> You're right. We controlled this. Do you want to be here?
>> I don't know, honey. I'm sorry. They're going to do everything they can. I
going to do everything they can. I promise you that.
promise you that. >> Misha, what about Nico?
>> Misha, what about Nico? >> I thought he was with you. He was, but
>> I thought he was with you. He was, but then I think he left.
then I think he left. >> No, but you don't think that he
>> No, but you don't think that he >> I don't know. One second he was there
>> I don't know. One second he was there and then I don't know. [ __ ]
and then I don't know. [ __ ] You were [ __ ] right. I'm so sorry.
This is Call aka Malco Hajes coming in with a rare active case update from the
with a rare active case update from the field. I'm inbound on a homicide suspect
field. I'm inbound on a homicide suspect as we speak. As I advance through the
as we speak. As I advance through the insurmountable darkness,
insurmountable darkness, one question enters my mind.
>> Hey, put your hands up. >> Oh, thank God, man. I could I couldn't
>> Oh, thank God, man. I could I couldn't stop her. She went that way.
Are you all right? >> I don't know. I think she got me, man.
>> I don't know. I think she got me, man. [laughter]
[laughter] >> All right. Well, sir, maybe we can
>> All right. Well, sir, maybe we can figure this out together. All right.
figure this out together. All right. >> Oh, thank you. Thank you.
>> Oh, thank you. Thank you. But she's a crazy one. I [panting] just
sir, I need you to put your hands on your
I need you to put your hands on your head and turn around right now.
Right. Cut the [ __ ]
Cut the [ __ ] What you do to them kids?
[groaning] Holy [ __ ]
[ __ ] Go. [clears throat]
[music] >> Girls,
>> Girls, >> was there anybody else out there with
>> was there anybody else out there with you?
Hi, my name's Zach Leman. [music] And then
my name's Zach Leman. [music] And then and I was I was out in the woods with my
and I was I was out in the woods with my friends and I was filming and
God [snorts] dude come on come on
dude come on come on come on Okay. [snorts]
My name is Zach and Zach Leman. And I was filming with my friends in the
was filming with my friends in the woods. Get my gut sp.
>> Yes. [screaming] Oh, holy [ __ ] Yes. Oh my god, we got
Oh, holy [ __ ] Yes. Oh my god, we got it. Oh my god.
it. Oh my god. Oh my god, we got it. [snorts]
Oh my god, we got it. [snorts] Oh, we got it.
Take that woman back. >> Alicia, are you okay?
Do you want to come out on top? >> Don't drop that hard drive. All right.
>> Don't drop that hard drive. All right. It's got all the backup footage
>> tell me what [music] happened tonight. Okay. So, we went out into the woods,
Okay. So, we went out into the woods, the five of us. And
the five of us. And [music]
>> do you want to [music] fall with your head out high?
Do you want to look like you got no beauty?
>> Olivia, Alicia, the awards, the streaming deal. I mean, how does it all
streaming deal. I mean, how does it all feel? We are so excited, but we do want
feel? We are so excited, but we do want people to remember the lives that were
people to remember the lives that were lost. And while we know they would have
lost. And while we know they would have wanted us to finish this,
wanted us to finish this, >> we can't forget. They're the real reason
>> we can't forget. They're the real reason we're here. Heroes. Oh, Mr. Hodgees that
we're here. Heroes. Oh, Mr. Hodgees that you would come face to face with a trio
you would come face to face with a trio of killers that you had already been
of killers that you had already been tracking for your now popular true crime
tracking for your now popular true crime podcast,
podcast, >> Code Case Cop. That's right. Available
>> Code Case Cop. That's right. Available on all major platforms. Season 2 drops
on all major platforms. Season 2 drops next month.
next month. >> Ladies, these dresses.
>> Just gorgeous. All right, so now we are going to take it over to Nolan
going to take it over to Nolan Alexander, our fashion consultant for
Alexander, our fashion consultant for the evening.
the evening. >> Thank you so much. All the stars are
>> Thank you so much. All the stars are gathered on the south here.
gathered on the south here. Now, will taking my class actually get
Now, will taking my class actually get you to Hollywood?
you to Hollywood? >> Actually, yes. As we've seen, it very
>> Actually, yes. As we've seen, it very well could. Now, just some boring things
well could. Now, just some boring things from the office, said long pesky
from the office, said long pesky insurance waiverss. Nothing to be
insurance waiverss. Nothing to be bothered with. Just saying that you
bothered with. Just saying that you won't hold the university responsible
won't hold the university responsible for any shootings, drownings, mammings,
for any shootings, drownings, mammings, dog bites, beastings, killings that
dog bites, beastings, killings that might happen in the course of your
might happen in the course of your production. So, that being done, let's
production. So, that being done, let's talk midterms.
talk midterms. >> Yeah.
It's just you, me and the odds. We stuck together. We two peas in a part. You
together. We two peas in a part. You dealt a bad hand. I'm there seizing the
dealt a bad hand. I'm there seizing the cards. We'll never be separated till we
cards. We'll never be separated till we seeing the gods. We've been low
seeing the gods. We've been low together. High forever. Long as we go
together. High forever. Long as we go together. We'll die whenever be a light.
together. We'll die whenever be a light. Couldn't let the darkness try you ever.
Couldn't let the darkness try you ever. Truth in my word, you I lie to never
Truth in my word, you I lie to never end. When the world gets a little too
end. When the world gets a little too hard, wipe your eyes, put away your
hard, wipe your eyes, put away your sorrow. When it's war, I'll be leading
sorrow. When it's war, I'll be leading the charge. And I'll be still fighting
the charge. And I'll be still fighting for you tomorrow. Yeah. Even with a
for you tomorrow. Yeah. Even with a blindfold in different time zones. Could
blindfold in different time zones. Could find my way to you with my eyes [music]
find my way to you with my eyes [music] closed. There's nothing between us. Go
closed. There's nothing between us. Go to Mars and Venus. Stand in front of
to Mars and Venus. Stand in front of every one of them. Watch they sling and
every one of them. Watch they sling and be shield
battle. I'll defend you. >> I'll defend you
>> I'll defend you >> from all these [singing and music]
>> from all these [singing and music] arrows and the sword. I will keep you
arrows and the sword. I will keep you from danger.
from danger. >> Let me [music and singing]
>> Let me [music and singing] shield.
shield. >> Yeah, let's go.
>> Let me be your shield. Let me be your shield. Let me be your shield. Let me be
shield. Let me be your shield. Let me be your shield.
Let me be your shield. Let me be your shield. Let me be your [music] shield.
shield. Let me be your [music] shield. Let me
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