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in 2006 when we did that scene the first
one yeah yeah
I hadn't had much action with women
before this
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do you think you could watch flashback
without hitting that like button then
you're going down dick biscuit
that was freaking epic that was so
freaking epic you know speaking of Epic
food battle 2023 was just announced just
a couple hours ago I am bruh I'm so
excited
I'm so excited people have been asking
about food battle 2023 since we
announced that we bought sposh the day
that we announced that we bought the
entire company I know they're like yeah
real happy for you whatever where's food
battle hundreds of different series that
we developed food battle food battle
food battle is the first series the
first recurring series that we ever made
and we unintentionally made it
yeah because we just titled it food
battle 2006. actually I was just
thinking that we're calling it food
battle and then you were like when I was
editing it you're like oh what if you
because I had the food and the battle
come in you're like oh what if it seemed
like an annual sporting event that was
like super hype like well when you give
like something a date it just sounds
more epic yeah so and but we we still
thought it was going to be a one-off
episode when we put the date on it and
then uh in 2007 people were like uh yo
where the is 2007 food battle and I
was like true Point let's do another one
and we're not original so we just we
just copied the video but we got one of
the greatest franchises in history yeah
that everyone calls by the wrong name
like oh wins food Wars okay fake fan I
think I think food Wars people say that
because there's an anime called food
Wars
really yeah but I mean are that many
people watching anime
probably not I mean I bet you can't even
name three me yeah uh Attack on Titan
death note Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh Digimon
Avatar oh wait
you're like a real life otaku
um uh
otaku
so I almost said one of our shut up
cartoons what
oishi's Oishi High School Battle yeah I
was like that's an anime
oh yeah I'm not an animal no but I am so
hype I hope you go watch the
food battle 2023 announcement video
because it goes through all the
different years we actually set up a
real uh like that's all practical that's
all none of that is uh CG except for the
year oh my gosh
oh man Yum Yum Yum yeah that was like 30
feet there's a lot of ears I like we
when when we were originally planning it
with our department there she was
showing like the space between each year
and I was like yeah this should be good
yeah and then like when it got laid out
it covered the entire set and I was like
yeah oh
yes that was pretty cool a lot of years
bro so the food battle that we're
covering today oh yeah why why have we
chosen you to be sucking on a rainbow
lollipop Anthony
please don't do that please
please
if you did that and I sustained like a
deep throating injury that would be
really bad
if I just puncture the back of my skull
from the inside wait
I I almost suffered a deep throat injury
on onset uh
the other the other week eat it or eat
it uh
oh yeah
oh yeah Spencer is pretty hot
I don't think that would have been a
deep throat injury though because it
wouldn't have done any damage
injuries like you go into the you go in
mental damage true I'm thinking about
when you go into the hospital and they
say what happened why are you holding
your throat like that and you say
something got lodged in my throat
and then they just have to ask no more
questions after that
that's what I was thinking
you've been there too
into the ER for a deep throat injury
yeah
I just want to point out
I finished my whole donut
do you eat all your like candy and
popcorn before the movie starts yeah
I do too luckily I got five more
got five more Donuts in here you got a
whole half dozen donuts do you think
you're gonna eat them all by by the end
of this episode
hell no
no are you tempted no not at all but I
didn't think I was gonna eat that one
donut so fast
when we first started I was just like
yeah
do you think you would have in 2006 when
you made our first food battle because
you were you were running all the time
you're like running cross-country you
were probably burning like 4 000
calories a day like carbo loading every
day you would have probably eaten a
whole half dozen donuts I mean there's
definitely been food battles when I've
eaten alive don't I
that's true yeah and I probably didn't
have to like I probably could have spit
it out but I was like no I don't know
it's a good donut what's the point in
chewing on food if you don't get to
swallow it that's the whole Joy of
chewing food
what is it that and deep throating it
and there's not many foods that you get
to do that with but I got one in my hand
right now
um anyway so we chose food battle 2011
for us to react to even though it's like
kind of smack dab in the middle of all
of our food battles oh
what sorry what you tripped your tooth
on that rainbow lollipop yeah not today
but I did while we were shooting food
battle I'll show you the part okay yeah
no I feel like we should do like a whole
episode about injuries
like injuries that are sustained on you
guys want that
we there's a lot of injuries that we
sustain you could do like a top ten
top top
10 injuries that's mine Ian got his
boner whacked
that wasn't an injury that was just a
Tuesday night in Ian land
yeah I didn't switch hands for that one
because I wanted to keep it on so food
battle 2011 I think
um this was the sixth food battle yeah
and I feel like you know we were hitting
our stride uh the first the first like
two years were kind of rough then it was
like we were starting to write funny
things and then by this point like
we had the budget we had the time we had
we had the the skills we had enough lore
that we could start doing things like
twists on what you were expecting yeah
we completely flipped some things on his
head
um I think this was the the third time
that we had the audience vote
on what the food what my favorite food
is because we decided that you would
always stick with donut after 2006 when
you won yeah it just made sense for me
to have a different food yeah but I
chose a really shitty food I chose
celery
um just because we thought it was funny
it sounded like bone breaking when it
well I think stuff but yeah I mean I
think the reason why we kept the donut
was because it was like those are the
rules like you win and then the other
person has to change their food yeah but
then we just threw that out the window
because the donut was just too iconic
it's just funny yeah at that point it
just it was too funny yeah I mean
there's literally a donut sitting right
behind you on set like that's how iconic
the donut has become
is he every Marvel movie I hate Donuts
wait he's behind me isn't he bro it's
called comic relief
oh
this was the third year that we had the
audience vote in a poll to decide my
favorite food which by the way we just
announced along with the food battle
2023 announcement that members of this
channel get to vote on what my new
favorite food is going to be so we have
like we have eight contenders and it's
going to be a bracket style voting
system yeah yeah so you get a couple
days to vote for this food versus this
food then it goes down the four and then
like those winners are head to head and
then it's the final two and uh do you
have any do you have any favorites do
you have any that are that are standing
out to you I mean we chose them all for
a reason they're all good they're all
good options and there's some like we
used to just always do like a new kind
of food for every single food battle we
brought back a couple of runner-ups yeah
from from past food battles that you
know maybe they they just they just
barely missed out on their chance to
shine this is this is like a Redemption
but we brought back some brand new ones
we got the Glizzy
Lizzy yeah we got we did not bring back
baked apple pie no I think that's for
good or as thick of gum we do that why
did we do that what a whole baked apple
pie a baked out it was like an apple pie
slice
what were we thinking we weren't we
weren't because that wouldn't have been
good to work with you then it would have
been terrible this time when we chose
all the foods that we wanted people to
vote on we made sure this time we're
like these needs to be foods that can
hold up because we like barely we dodged
a bullet because the audience didn't
vote for those shitty foods that would
have just crumbled in our hands yeah
stick a gum would have been terrible
yeah everyone whenever they bring a food
battle they're like oh have you done
like a bowl of spaghetti and it's like
a bowl of spaghetti so shitty to work
with
um what do you think it would be the
worst food to do I mean bowl of
spaghetti spaghetti soup Cactus that's
not food there's edible there's prickly
pear cactus wow Aaron Aaron just said
Cactus is not food wow you could tell
she's not Mexican
wow
wow Aaron
wow don't try to whitewash my food well
you said was really offensive to my
Mexican brother right here
um can we get a list of all the fruits
yes it's baguette croissant Glizzy corn
dog pickle corn on the cob on a stick
cannoli licorice
so I'm feeling I'm feeling like corn dog
might have a pretty good shot well it
was a runner-up in 2009 yeah and then we
gave it to our friend Corey yeah anyway
corn Dogo charger talk yeah and then
yeah but I think that hasn't I mean I
think Glizzy is gonna be up there and
glizzy's gonna be up there licorice is
fun people tend to vote for the the
sugary items for some reason oh we had
this we had a gummy snake
Rocky we had uh I think churro was the
first time that we had the audio Yeah so
people tend to vote for the the sugary
thing I've had more sweets than savory's
been chosen
yeah it was about equal I think it's
been more red hot Red Hot Chili Pepper
egg roll Taquito celery celery
celery doesn't like like fit neither of
those really it's definitely not sweet
but it's not Savory oh and donut
oh yeah we had just a donut versus donut
yeah we had more more sweets because we
had 11 years of food battles that we've
done so far yeah and I think that's five
sweet three Savory and one celery and
speaking of 11
food battle 2011. oh
so I think in this in this one we
and I guess we didn't probably tee up
the video but we had an announcement
video
oh yeah was this the one where I was a
zombie yeah
I'm just gonna just double check just
I'm just checking on some more
Food Battle 2 000 sorry food Wars
yeah don't get it wrong idiot okay so I
came back as a ghost yeah and this is
the one where you're in bed and I'm
talking to you as a ghost and I float
down with my little ghost donut and then
we're talking blah blah blah and like I
need time
um oh I try to leave out your uh
oh Gus can't go through walls so you
have to go out the door yeah and then
and then my mom it's revealed that my
mom was in bed with you yeah that's the
only moment with your mom that I'm like
was that pushing it
I guess your mom was down
but also is she gonna say no I feel
weird about having your mom in bed with
me this is the one that had baked apple
pie in it as a contender well I'm glad
that did not win because that would have
been a very different food battle with
it would have been very different
production with baked apple pie spilling
all over the place okay so it looked
like you had
rainbow lollipop baked apple pie pizza
hot dog oh egg roll oh fried chicken leg
pickle and asparagus yeah I see why that
didn't work yeah yeah we're bringing
some of those Foods back we are for you
to hopefully uh vote on which one you
want so yes in food battle 2010 I died
so now I'm coming back
to challenge Anthony but for some reason
I still want a new favorite food to
fight you with of course yeah
um but I'm challenging Anthony to food
battle
2011. let's go
oh yeah that's a very good shot of glass
we always did a play on that yeah for
some reason so many food battles start
with a big wide open field spoiler alert
food battle 2023 not starting that way
we got a very different thing in mind
we're doing something different doing a
little different this time we're going
to space
on the moon
oh yeah this intro is kind of goaded
I think this is one of our better intros
I like it it plays on what we've already
done but yeah it keeps it fresh like you
don't need to know the lore in order to
understand what's going on
mm-hmm
you may have killed me in food battle
2010 but my pink faster sprinkle Donut's
gonna take your stupid ass this year oh
yeah well me and my new favorite food
the rainbow lollipop can do way more
everyday tasks in your pink sprinkly
turd This Is Amazing by the way I've
been sucking this down the whole video
yeah you're sucking the color out of
that lollipop damn dude it's delicious I
just like watching this I just think
it's so funny like imagining there's no
cameras in the Park oh and it's just you
and I we're just like your stupid ass
breathing at each other POV you're
you're an old man walking through a park
in Sacramento
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okay
that's what it's like that's what it's
like that's what people saw all the time
I really wonder what like so we never
show what
how we get from here to the next scene
no yeah well me and my new favorite food
the rainbow lollipop can do can do way
more every day
every day turns Bring It On Deuce pickle
ah
sun explosions
how about this skateboard I like how we
disappear in the house I'm trying to
imagine us getting from the field to
this point when we're like all fired up
we're like
are you going the same way you're going
the same way okay oh all right
there's my cross-country team photo
yeah on the right top right corner so
you lined up with all the cross country
Pals
backlit looking epic God damn it I'm
eating another donut
before you know it you're just gonna
have down the whole thing
I picked up the dot and I just started
eating it
I guess pink Frost real donut really is
your favorite food
it is tasty
all right lollipop let's do this
the skateboard
um
nothing happened so generally
the rule of
the format of food battle is we always
start off
kind of normal
like and we usually fail the first one
when we're writing it yeah it's
I think that we're trying to establish
that
like this world isn't that crazy and
then it gets really crazy after that it
would just feel weird if we started with
something super insane that where the
food wasn't supposed to do that right
off the top because it's like where do
you go if you you got to go up
with the escalation of the jokes exactly
anyway so that's why these this first
one just seems like a throwaway all
right donut let's
just pretty funny
that's all that happened I feel like if
I tried to do that now I would have
dislocated his shoulder because I just
Dove right into the room and you just
chill there like that
I think you'd be fine let's do deodorant
your mom could have used some deodorant
last night
okay that was a good that was a good
moment lollipop deodorant I like how we
have a lot of jokes that are so
purposely bad just so that there's like
a Twist on it right afterward do you
remember
um that woman's name yeah Jackie that's
Jackie that's Jackie she made she
actually yeah she made the Assassin's
Creed outfit she made the uh the link
outfit she made the Ganon outfit in The
Legend of Zelda rap and she played Zelda
wow she made the Zelda outfit and she
played many different roles she was on
uh internet real life is what it was
called just many episodes she's a friend
I also interviewed her on my show I
spent today with cosplayers shout out to
Jackie shout out Jackie see not every
not every bikini girl is a nameless
person but anyway yeah
yeah
all right
should corn cob that thing I don't think
we told her to do that but she knew what
would be funniest what's that on your
arm oh that was the so the thing is when
you because this is multiple takes in
she had licked it a bunch yeah and then
it touched my arm
and then it left gooey
lollipop residue on my arm
all right
yeah weird it wasn't our first take
wasn't our first rodeo your your arm is
like your hand is so like angular is
this
wow
smells like Victory is that
donut deodorant sure is
look at her face I mean she thinks it's
funny that she just vomited honey so
there's a running gag for several years
in food battles where the woman would
just vomit on you yeah oftentimes the
bikini girl it was kind of payback for
yeah for like riding the bikini girl for
the bikini and then we're like oh it'd
be funny because you think that we're
writing them in to be like this
symbol of sex and then they're vomiting
on you yeah which that this time it was
pea soup was it
that is a chunky disgusting I think this
one's piece I think this one's a pea
soup
um I will say that um oh this is so
gross
frame by frame this
um this is the um do we need to give a
trigger warning for amidophobia
there's vomit
I guess it's too late now please don't
demonetize us YouTube
oh
this is scenes moments before disaster
dude look at that Dead Eye block
she's looking into my soul and you're
looking a nerves
that is terrifying go one more frame
now you see she's arcing it up
she started low and she she knew to
compensate for the for the um the drop
and your eyes shut here so that was you
know this is 24 frames per second it
took you one 24th of a second to react
that's pretty good reaction time thank
you
I'm like an F1 driver of getting vomited
on
and I'll get it in your eyes at least
and you can see she's she's curling the
bottom lip to then
with the airflow out of her mouth she's
trying to throw the vomit up higher
she's definitely like there's a yeah
there's a deep diaphragmatic push
okay now you see it's kind of bouncing
off of my face here there's a junk
now it all looked like it was small
liquid but now there's a chunk all of a
sudden
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oh yeah there's a chunk literally
bouncing off of my nose
I think that's a chickpea
chickpea it's not chickpea and pea soup
well there's something there it's a PE
maybe how are you eating the donut right
now
I'm almost done with my second drive
this got me really hungry
it's still coming out of her mouth
oh
oh that even I mean looks even grosser
that looks worse than the vomit
she's laughing how much does she she
didn't even like get the majority on my
face
like most of it's just streaming out of
her mouth afterwards oh she has so much
in there and my favorite part is that
she can't help but laugh
and she can't hold it
oh
no
she's still laughing that's so nasty
let's play
let's do the scissors
what
these scissors Oh you mean skizzors yeah
let's do it well come on Donut oh man I
was editing all these back then too at
this point so I remember editing the
scissors joke
snowflake
before snowflake meant so many other
things
what was even the joke it's just like it
fails yeah
sometimes we I feel like we would just
have to make one just fail and we try to
get through it quickly to get to the
other better joke yeah but I remember
this joke isn't even that good this joke
that's coming up why did we do it I
think you know this is one of the weaker
ones that we put it in the middle
so it was like book ended by two good
bits yeah I don't know I guess it was
just a joke lollipop let's cut something
pretty
yeah oh
so it works
it works but I cut my finger in the
process but I forgot I forgot you cut
your finger off this that's not a
horrible joke because it still works
with the screen so we wanted a check
mark on the screen
okay
six out of ten
let's do a GPS
oh green pube socks oh you idiot GPS
okay then what the hell is GPS stand for
I don't know it's just a cool
combination of letters that don't mean
anything like USA all right lollipop
tell me there's kind of a rough joke
insightful political commentary it came
back a little bit but it was still a
little rough I think I got scarred with
uh acronym jokes after Smosh the movie
apparent french fries
they're all there are all these jokes
about what does BFF mean and I wouldn't
tell Ian and he's trying to guess all
these things and he says burnt french
fries or booger flicking friends and I'm
like that's so bad so bad what is a
green Cube sock
um
well those are real but you have to go
to Ireland to get them yeah they're in
demand there though they were really
trendy at the time had to get to my
secret class that's totally not ballet
yeah because ballet's for girls girls
that's the joke
you tried doing a little bit of ballet
what not not actually hold on what no
listen so
so Mikey my partner was trying to show
me a little bit of ballet because she
had taken ballet at some point and she
was trying to show me how to do like
like a plie okay thing with your toes
and it's very hard can you show us what
you learned yeah
um
all right so show us your moves I mean I
don't remember this was months ago but
okay
um so it's something like wait it was
like
something like the toe like this and
then
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um um
this
and
this seems really hard it's pretty hard
this seems really wow
thank you so let me get this straight
hold on yeah so
so it's
something like this
something something like this yep
basically and then that yeah see how
hard that was
yeah it was pretty hard yo
yeah Smosh ballet let's get it
let's go
it didn't seem that hard I think I could
do ballet should we try it someday yeah
well you can go we can do we'll do
Nutcracker okay Deez Nuts okay ballet
class
bro
wow hey wow hurry up ballet there's a
wall up ahead
just tell me what it turned God damn
all right Donuts
did you say Gary Coleman Gwen Canyon
turn right now okay
it worked it did work did we get a green
check mark for that one
yeah
who knew the Grand Canyon was so close
to Sacramento it's you know it's all
just
that's what I'll say about that this is
a this is a funny joke I like that one
that wouldn't work
how about let's do oh a blow up doll
just kidding you perv
let's do a time travel device I know you
could do it don't it now let's go back
in time we had to subtitle you
oh it works
holy free holy
all right let's do this unicorn power
I've seen this as a gym yeah weird
oh my God I remember trying to match the
lighting to that shitty camera back then
yeah and oh it was so hard to match that
quality well it was like a shitty camera
and like one Home Depot light that was
just pointed directly at me it was
literally one of those casting just this
massive Shadow and for some reason it
was like 200 degrees too yeah I'm in
2006. I love you
I'm ready
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that was just a real thing
that was just it was basically this was
super meta this was reacting before
react was even a channel before anyone
could react I went in the video to react
even
though
this is like Smosh the movie before
Smosh the movie
also I was thinking like in 2006 when we
did that scene the first one yeah yeah
I hadn't had much action with women
before this
what made you think of that I'm just
thinking because I'm like making out the
donut and then it and then it goes down
on me yeah I was thinking like I I
hadn't had that happen to me from from
humans that much at this point much or
at all
maybe a little
laughs
so it wasn't just fantasy
you were recreating something that might
have happened maybe one time in your
life before that yeah I had to call upon
that one moment
I could see it's still fresh in the
memory and that's why it's
a this is a horrible frameness
what is what is this face that you're
making I'm about to vomit like it's
another vomit joke I like how it's a
classic style uh check mark too that we
started the series with oh yeah how
about a magic wand
I don't think I could even do that
scream now can I can I try that scream
try it you'll hear it again yeah let me
try it magic wand
I think I've smoked way too much weed
for the for that scream
oh that sounds pretty good
oh that was pretty good I'm surprised
though all right
down all right
down all right
Fair how bad
how about
wait magic wand correct my bad Vision
yeah
did we mess up
no I was trying to use it I was trying
to use the magic
oh to do something to correct my bad
vision and then I shut the donut into my
eye got it
was it art was it our first like like
random like the Mist
yeah maybe the poor human anatomy kind
of moment my over yeah probably
probably
oh right you long sugary stick of
goodness turn the stapler into a hot
chick
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that's bad
it's dead I can't believe we got an
actual live chicken I know right
that's really weird so yeah obviously a
live chicken
and our producer Ryan took the chicken
for a little bit took care of it yeah
and then uh there was a guy that he knew
I don't know if he lived on the street
or what but he already had some chickens
he was like sure what's I got another
chicken and the chicken lived a long
healthy life for the rest of its life
and a chicken coop with other chickens
yeah crazy
yeah
look at that food battle birthing life
into this world and joy and love the
crazy thing is that could have totally
been a complete lie and there's no way
that any of you could uh uh uh find out
if we were lying or not actually the
chicken went on to become
kind of a
kind of a celebrity
and there's actually like chicken law
that's based on that chicken's life shut
up there let's do a gun fine let's have
a duel oh
okay oh
know only one of us is leaving here
alive wait I just want to say this is
why this episode is my favorite yeah
this moment on is yeah I mean yeah
because I feel like I feel like the
actual challenges themselves are like
yeah they're okay but they're all just
leading up yeah they're all just leading
up to this moment and this is what sets
this is what sets this episode apart I I
love and my favorite part is that this
is pretty much halfway through the video
yeah we're done with the challenges
basically yeah now we just get this
really cool scene
know only one of us is leaving here
alive
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don't work it was a dud
you're such an idiot it doesn't matter
who wins the most matches in food battle
it's about who survives till the end and
it looks like you're gonna die you see
when you aren't looking I poured an
extremely poisonous venom all over your
stupid lollipop
those shorts yours
sorry Anthony but only losers play by
the rules
you think I haven't learned anything
from the past six years of food battle I
think what's so funny is like a half of
half of the end of this of this video is
us just laughing maniacally like
everything is like
oh it gets worse too
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th but only losers play by the rules
anything from the past six years of food
battle because I was always the one that
was cheating sabotage my food
here's what here comes more laughter
yeah I love this it's from one after
another
foreign
oh yeah and I hit a bow and arrow inside
my real lollipop we just threw that joke
away
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you're gonna die from that poison
but I'm also gonna shoot you with this
Arrow
how can you win food battle if no one
can announce it
oh no
not the reporter oh
oh
God no just just to say I've won Food
Battle just say it and Anthony
he's leaning from the mouth now are you
gonna pause on that person yep that was
not someone with us
this guy just walked to the park and sat
down in the grass
for this whole shebang he just saw us he
was like what what why would one person
like choose to like go to go to this
park I mean like I guess it's not weird
to go to a park but like there's nothing
there's nothing like there's nothing in
this park
and he like walks to the back of the
park like where I mean I guess there's
shade there I don't know like it's not
okay
I guess it's not weird
but there's just something weird about
like nobody ever went to this park well
like what did what was this guy's plan
there's a chance that this person lives
near enough that they saw some stuff
going on and they wanted to come watch
I don't think he's even why he's not
even watching he's looking straight
forward
oh you're right these guys are the weird
ones in the situation um no we are not
weird we're not weird this is a
perfectly normal thing to do we're
clearly
not doing anything weird we're like
how are we in this point
for 24 year old adults
shooting YouTube videos about one food
defeating another food
and one person hid a bone arrow in their
lollipop and then shot with the arrow
and then went through me and the
guy that comes and says that you win the
food battle Yeah and and and now we're
having an emotional moment that's not
weird to do in a park it's weird to go
to the park by yourself without any
reading material and or even a blanket
to lay down and then you just go to the
back of the park and you go go sit in
the shade and do nothing and don't even
watch the spectacle that it's happening
before your eyes you just stare stare
straight forward that's weird
I concur this is not weird what we're
doing is Art what he's doing is weird
that's right if you're that man that
decides to go to the park sit in the
corner in the shade by yourself with no
blanket no towel nothing while there's a
spectacle going on in front of you when
you're watching this video please leave
a comment below and explain yourself
let's keep going let's keep going and
Anthony and you just like if you cry
everything
this is emotional moment this is very
this is like
if you're like if you're like an edgy
teen this is like the most emotional
moment that you've probably ever seen
this might have been the first time some
people ever shot a tear yeah probably
yeah yeah and Anthony and you just just
saying God damn it
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Brian's so good
I I sent a text so I sent a text to to
Brian
um asking if if he's available on on day
of the shoot yeah because I'd asked him
for for one day and then I was like I
actually we need to film you for a day
in LA and then another day or two in
Sacramento and I was like and you know
he's got like he's got like an actual
job and a life and and uh and he
responded that's that should be no
problem I'm game for whatever work can
eat a dick
nice
Brian is amazing so our friend Brian he
we went to high school with our friend
Brian who also played the neighbor in
that damn neighbor series and a couple
other little side rolls but he was
mostly known as the reporter and that
damn neighbor and he's amazing he's so
funny
um he really brought a lot to this
character that we didn't even write into
the script he just like brought it so
Brian's goaded Ryan's got it he's a real
one
he understands food battle is more
important than work what if his boss is
watching Boss can go himself I'm
sorry or herself that's true or
themselves or they themselves they sell
Bingo
let's go
you can be dead
yes
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is it over it's definitely over
transported into some place like
Purgatory or a rip off of that one scene
in the last Harry Potter movie what are
you gonna do now I'm gonna go fly wanna
come
yeah
yeah
okay that makes no sense
remember we have Barney and everything
at the end of every single episode
what remember we'd have Barney at the
end of every food at the end of every
food battle episode yeah it's it's so
funny because uh in the most recent food
belly you said hey it's a totally
outdated reference that you're not gonna
understand
but I think that they're bringing back
Barney
for real for in 2024. Netflix is
bringing back Barney no no he's by Park
this balcony has a new look oh oh you
know that's going to be bad if they say
he's back and he has a new look you know
is it equivalent to like Sonic the
Hedgehog's first look he's doing a Sonic
the Hedgehog pose
oh no oh he's CG oh ECG I thought that
was a person in um see I want to see I
want to see real I want to see live
action Barney Live Action Barney Live
Action Barney no Barney stress perfect
Jurassic Park with Barney wait I want to
hear what Barney says
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click the link in the description below
don't forget to check out the new sexy
food battle shirt so basically if you
don't click the link below right now
I'll jump out of your closet and stab
you in your dick
for some reason Barney was very violent
what Barney was very violent oh yeah we
always had him say he was gonna do
something really violent to the viewers
if they didn't do what he asked them
yeah we might have to bring that back
that was good we might bring back we
might bring back Barney we should I
don't know we dude I guess we're just
gonna have to do it Bernie got to come
back hey there kids it's Barney you
sound more like Barney now you think so
yeah
I feel like I can't hit those high notes
no but I think I've smoked too much
I I think
I think Barney has always always had a
deeper voice in what you gave so this is
oh really now you've grown into the
voice
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all right I'll stab you on your
throat
I'm gonna bleed you dry like a pig
play the Reds
and Barney really really serious about
stabbing people in the
I can show you proof if you want I'll
miss you Sergeant Johnson you're used to
stand so tall and proud
wait did you see that small text at the
end there was teeny tiny text that
appeared at the end for one frame
but chicks are harmed in the making of
This film is that except Ian's mom
[Laughter]
that's funny
little joke okay I don't remember doing
it I don't remember that at all and I
don't remember ever seeing that but
that's funny
except for Ian's mom
yeah we got to see the bloopers I mean
is there anything else that we want to
like unpack or we good because I mean
there's a lot I mean I think we I think
we took I think we definitely took some
inspiration from this one going into
writing food battle of 2023. yeah yeah
well this I pointed out that this I love
that whole ending
scene with uh you know the big twists
and the twist after the twist so there's
going to be a little bit of inspiration
taken from this that you have to look
forward to great yeah anyway let's watch
the bloopers let's watch the bloopers
and there's gonna be
there's a deleted scene in the bloopers
yeah where I'll dress up as the emo uh
character don't spoil it um
there might even be two deleted scenes I
don't I don't really know like
oftentimes what would happen is we would
write we would never write with the
intention of putting a deleted scene
into the bloopers but we always knew
like there's probably going to be one
that turns out to kind of suck and then
we should just take it out of the main
video and put it into the yeah yeah so
that's that's what happened yep yep
oh
that was two
actual a GPS
oh oh I love GPS says
grandpa is that over my face
what was that even before
when was that ever gonna oh you can be
eaten by the T-Rex oh yep yep over my
face
foreign
like a little T-Rex arm right there
I'm channeling your energy wrecks
oh yeah well me and my new favorite food
the sprinkly
sprinkly
did we get her laughing yep
what is this face you're making I don't
even know
it looks like the um looks like the rage
like the the the troll face yeah it does
the chin like making the troll face yeah
that is that is frightening
my high school gym class at witnessed me
crap because all the memories of the
people how about a device that erases
all the memories of the people in my
high school gym class that witnessed me
crap myself in the pool
just not even in here
my all three
nice iPad oh yeah well at least I'm not
emo okay I am not emo well whatever
people clip that made that a uh a gif
and yes I said GIF yeah it's Jeff I know
it's Jeff because I'm stupid and I
listen to the Creator who said it's
pronounced exactly yeah exactly anyway
yeah a bunch of people have made that an
anime Jeff Preston
why would you ever want to do that
aren't you a little curious
what
what
they go Downy
yay
what
that's just Jackie again
I don't know if that's Jackie why'd you
delete those
it just didn't hold up I think you know
I think this scene was okay but the
table scene wasn't that funny yeah yeah
I kind of remember I don't know it felt
like it was just dragging we wanted to
get to the ending scene sooner I like
how I'm trying to stay as like still as
possible to like match
to match the person that's standing
there so I'm like yeah
yeah
damn Twin Peaks
oh yeah you got tanned up I forgot yeah
we didn't we didn't do any like special
effects for this it was just somebody
else's hands yeah
let's do these scissors
okay you just crap your pants just a
little bit
what
all right lollipop
I really did my tooth there it
wasn't it wasn't like a big chip it was
just a little chip
oh yeah it was a chip that happened
there though
let's do a global positioning system why
don't you just say GPS why don't you
just off well maybe I will wait how
does one go
like this
they bang their head on a table yeah
what
happened
that's great no I said a hot chick oh no
I know it's okay I'm sorry for yelling
at you oh
poor little guy oh yeah I think that one
really was too sexual yeah
damn
[Applause]
oh nice nice
oh we're auditioning it
what
we would always say it was Bigfoot like
we like we wouldn't see that
what
let's do this GPS I'm a birdie
what
oh no
wow we use the jib for that damn there
was no reason for a chip
a magic wand
finger oh
God I gotta scratch my nose though there
we go
[Laughter]
I've been working oh we got jibs here
too
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die
huh
okay
damn
[Music]
why do we have a bunny
bro why was there a bunny
[Music]
why was there a bunny I have no idea but
there's no freaking cue
look how freaking cute they are
look how cute did did Jackie bring a
bunny or something I think someone on
set brought a bunny for something why
would they brought a bunny I don't know
um
I don't know I mean I mean yeah crazy
because then they both ran out on the
road and got ran over right after this
so yeah that sucked yeah
oh there we go that's the ending that's
the ending yeah
I still think that's my favorite food
battle for many reasons I think 2008 no
caps
on God dead ass bat 2008 was a close
contender
because I like the Callback but it
wasn't as solid the writing wasn't as
solid I like the twists and turns in
this one yeah this is 2011. 2012 was
pretty good too I think the ending was a
bit complicated we'll talk about that in
a future episode but um what do you what
do you think 2011. I think she's I I
think like it definitely has like one of
the better like
endings yeah yeah with all the twists
and like the the rep that was our first
time killing the reporter or like you
know like potentially like harming him
you know yeah like all the other times
it was just like one of us would die
then he would run up this is the first
time he did like a Twist yeah reporter
I'd love to know what everyone else like
which food battle is all of your
favorites yes yeah I feel like it's all
over the board everyone has a different
favorite for a different reasons yeah I
remember like I thought we asked people
like it might have been in one of our
watch parties or something I saw like
people saying like food battle 2016 was
their favorite what which like for us
and we'll get into that in another
episode but yeah but
um that was a surprise for me that that
people like that one yeah but um yeah
yeah this is this is 2011. this one
feels like kind of a of an interesting
Crossroads of like the lore is built and
and the bits were decent and we were
like
adding on like extra stuff yeah and I
think we're really serious about the
writing and we really wanted it to have
a big payoff that rewarded people for
keeping up with the series and
understanding all the lore so I really
like this plus I think that we had just
finished watching Death Note so there
was a lot of like twists like we really
want to add some fun twists in there
like death note did yeah love this one
don't forget to go vote for my next
favorite food yes yes yes
members if you were a member go vote
decide his fate because you know if you
give him a crappy if you give them a
crap of food he's not gonna stand a
freaking chance yeah so uh if you're not
already a member don't worry all you
have to do is just hit that join button
down below and you'll become a member I
believe all all tears can vote all all
Smosh Smoshy Smosh tastic and Smosh
royalty tears can all vote and we'll be
having a different bracket every two
days so you'll have two days of voting
each one so you want to keep coming back
and voting so that your favorite food
becomes my favorite food that I'm going
to use in food battle and please choose
something good and please choose it
quick because we still got to finish
writing this episode there's so many
holes in the script right now we're like
um figure it out once we know what the
food is so choose it quick I feel like
people on Discord should like you know
like when people would like campaign at
their schools for like was it was like
the hall week or whatever or what was
that week called where it was like
yeah where people like they would like
campaign and they would make posters and
they're like vote for freshmen or
whatever
um but I feel like I feel like it'd be
fun to see people in Discord like run
campaigns for their Foods
so so if you if you feel like you really
wanted food to win maybe try to Curry
some favor from other people
uh on our Discord yeah um and we're also
still going through uh all your
submissions for the flashback with Smosh
theme song maybe we'll even play uh one
of our favorites at the end of some of
these episodes moving forward that's all
bye bye
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