0:00 in 2006 when we did that scene the first
0:02 one yeah yeah
0:04 I hadn't had much action with women
0:06 before this
0:07 [Music]
0:11 do you think you could watch flashback
0:13 without hitting that like button then
0:15 you're going down dick biscuit
0:21 that was freaking epic that was so
0:24 freaking epic you know speaking of Epic
0:26 food battle 2023 was just announced just
0:31 a couple hours ago I am bruh I'm so
0:35 excited
0:38 I'm so excited people have been asking
0:41 about food battle 2023 since we
0:44 announced that we bought sposh the day
0:46 that we announced that we bought the
0:48 entire company I know they're like yeah
0:49 real happy for you whatever where's food
0:51 battle hundreds of different series that
0:54 we developed food battle food battle
0:56 food battle is the first series the
0:59 first recurring series that we ever made
1:01 and we unintentionally made it
1:04 yeah because we just titled it food
1:06 battle 2006. actually I was just
1:08 thinking that we're calling it food
1:09 battle and then you were like when I was
1:12 editing it you're like oh what if you
1:13 because I had the food and the battle
1:14 come in you're like oh what if it seemed
1:17 like an annual sporting event that was
1:19 like super hype like well when you give
1:21 like something a date it just sounds
1:22 more epic yeah so and but we we still
1:25 thought it was going to be a one-off
1:26 episode when we put the date on it and
1:28 then uh in 2007 people were like uh yo
1:31 where the is 2007 food battle and I
1:34 was like true Point let's do another one
1:36 and we're not original so we just we
1:39 just copied the video but we got one of
1:41 the greatest franchises in history yeah
1:43 that everyone calls by the wrong name
1:45 like oh wins food Wars okay fake fan I
1:50 think I think food Wars people say that
1:52 because there's an anime called food
1:54 Wars
1:55 really yeah but I mean are that many
1:58 people watching anime
1:59 probably not I mean I bet you can't even
2:02 name three me yeah uh Attack on Titan
2:07 death note Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh Digimon
2:09 Avatar oh wait
2:13 you're like a real life otaku
2:16 um uh
2:18 otaku
2:19 so I almost said one of our shut up
2:21 cartoons what
2:23 oishi's Oishi High School Battle yeah I
2:27 was like that's an anime
2:28 oh yeah I'm not an animal no but I am so
2:31 hype I hope you go watch the
2:33 food battle 2023 announcement video
2:35 because it goes through all the
2:36 different years we actually set up a
2:39 real uh like that's all practical that's
2:42 all none of that is uh CG except for the
2:45 year oh my gosh
2:52 oh man Yum Yum Yum yeah that was like 30
2:56 feet there's a lot of ears I like we
2:58 when when we were originally planning it
3:00 with our department there she was
3:03 showing like the space between each year
3:05 and I was like yeah this should be good
3:06 yeah and then like when it got laid out
3:08 it covered the entire set and I was like
3:10 yeah oh
3:12 yes that was pretty cool a lot of years
3:14 bro so the food battle that we're
3:16 covering today oh yeah why why have we
3:20 chosen you to be sucking on a rainbow
3:22 lollipop Anthony
3:23 please don't do that please
3:25 please
3:30 if you did that and I sustained like a
3:31 deep throating injury that would be
3:33 really bad
3:35 if I just puncture the back of my skull
3:37 from the inside wait
3:40 I I almost suffered a deep throat injury
3:42 on onset uh
3:45 the other the other week eat it or eat
3:48 it uh
3:52 oh yeah
3:56 oh yeah Spencer is pretty hot
3:58 I don't think that would have been a
3:59 deep throat injury though because it
4:00 wouldn't have done any damage
4:03 injuries like you go into the you go in
4:04 mental damage true I'm thinking about
4:07 when you go into the hospital and they
4:09 say what happened why are you holding
4:11 your throat like that and you say
4:12 something got lodged in my throat
4:15 and then they just have to ask no more
4:16 questions after that
4:18 that's what I was thinking
4:20 you've been there too
4:23 into the ER for a deep throat injury
4:29 yeah
4:31 I just want to point out
4:35 I finished my whole donut
4:37 do you eat all your like candy and
4:39 popcorn before the movie starts yeah
4:42 I do too luckily I got five more
4:46 got five more Donuts in here you got a
4:48 whole half dozen donuts do you think
4:51 you're gonna eat them all by by the end
4:52 of this episode
4:54 hell no
4:56 no are you tempted no not at all but I
4:59 didn't think I was gonna eat that one
5:00 donut so fast
5:02 when we first started I was just like
5:04 yeah
5:04 do you think you would have in 2006 when
5:07 you made our first food battle because
5:08 you were you were running all the time
5:10 you're like running cross-country you
5:12 were probably burning like 4 000
5:13 calories a day like carbo loading every
5:15 day you would have probably eaten a
5:17 whole half dozen donuts I mean there's
5:18 definitely been food battles when I've
5:19 eaten alive don't I
5:21 that's true yeah and I probably didn't
5:23 have to like I probably could have spit
5:26 it out but I was like no I don't know
5:27 it's a good donut what's the point in
5:30 chewing on food if you don't get to
5:32 swallow it that's the whole Joy of
5:34 chewing food
5:36 what is it that and deep throating it
5:39 and there's not many foods that you get
5:40 to do that with but I got one in my hand
5:42 right now
5:43 um anyway so we chose food battle 2011
5:46 for us to react to even though it's like
5:48 kind of smack dab in the middle of all
5:49 of our food battles oh
5:51 what sorry what you tripped your tooth
5:55 on that rainbow lollipop yeah not today
5:58 but I did while we were shooting food
6:00 battle I'll show you the part okay yeah
6:02 no I feel like we should do like a whole
6:04 episode about injuries
6:06 like injuries that are sustained on you
6:08 guys want that
6:09 we there's a lot of injuries that we
6:11 sustain you could do like a top ten
6:14 top top
6:15 10 injuries that's mine Ian got his
6:19 boner whacked
6:21 that wasn't an injury that was just a
6:24 Tuesday night in Ian land
6:30 yeah I didn't switch hands for that one
6:31 because I wanted to keep it on so food
6:33 battle 2011 I think
6:36 um this was the sixth food battle yeah
6:38 and I feel like you know we were hitting
6:41 our stride uh the first the first like
6:44 two years were kind of rough then it was
6:47 like we were starting to write funny
6:48 things and then by this point like
6:52 we had the budget we had the time we had
6:56 we had the the skills we had enough lore
6:59 that we could start doing things like
7:00 twists on what you were expecting yeah
7:03 we completely flipped some things on his
7:05 head
7:07 um I think this was the the third time
7:09 that we had the audience vote
7:11 on what the food what my favorite food
7:13 is because we decided that you would
7:15 always stick with donut after 2006 when
7:17 you won yeah it just made sense for me
7:19 to have a different food yeah but I
7:21 chose a really shitty food I chose
7:22 celery
7:23 um just because we thought it was funny
7:24 it sounded like bone breaking when it
7:26 well I think stuff but yeah I mean I
7:28 think the reason why we kept the donut
7:29 was because it was like those are the
7:31 rules like you win and then the other
7:33 person has to change their food yeah but
7:35 then we just threw that out the window
7:36 because the donut was just too iconic
7:38 it's just funny yeah at that point it
7:39 just it was too funny yeah I mean
7:40 there's literally a donut sitting right
7:41 behind you on set like that's how iconic
7:44 the donut has become
7:49 is he every Marvel movie I hate Donuts
7:53 wait he's behind me isn't he bro it's
7:57 called comic relief
7:58 oh
8:00 this was the third year that we had the
8:03 audience vote in a poll to decide my
8:05 favorite food which by the way we just
8:07 announced along with the food battle
8:09 2023 announcement that members of this
8:11 channel get to vote on what my new
8:13 favorite food is going to be so we have
8:15 like we have eight contenders and it's
8:18 going to be a bracket style voting
8:19 system yeah yeah so you get a couple
8:21 days to vote for this food versus this
8:23 food then it goes down the four and then
8:24 like those winners are head to head and
8:26 then it's the final two and uh do you
8:29 have any do you have any favorites do
8:30 you have any that are that are standing
8:31 out to you I mean we chose them all for
8:33 a reason they're all good they're all
8:35 good options and there's some like we
8:36 used to just always do like a new kind
8:40 of food for every single food battle we
8:42 brought back a couple of runner-ups yeah
8:45 from from past food battles that you
8:48 know maybe they they just they just
8:49 barely missed out on their chance to
8:51 shine this is this is like a Redemption
8:52 but we brought back some brand new ones
8:54 we got the Glizzy
8:56 Lizzy yeah we got we did not bring back
8:59 baked apple pie no I think that's for
9:01 good or as thick of gum we do that why
9:04 did we do that what a whole baked apple
9:05 pie a baked out it was like an apple pie
9:07 slice
9:09 what were we thinking we weren't we
9:11 weren't because that wouldn't have been
9:12 good to work with you then it would have
9:13 been terrible this time when we chose
9:14 all the foods that we wanted people to
9:16 vote on we made sure this time we're
9:17 like these needs to be foods that can
9:20 hold up because we like barely we dodged
9:23 a bullet because the audience didn't
9:24 vote for those shitty foods that would
9:26 have just crumbled in our hands yeah
9:27 stick a gum would have been terrible
9:28 yeah everyone whenever they bring a food
9:30 battle they're like oh have you done
9:31 like a bowl of spaghetti and it's like
9:35 a bowl of spaghetti so shitty to work
9:39 with
9:40 um what do you think it would be the
9:41 worst food to do I mean bowl of
9:44 spaghetti spaghetti soup Cactus that's
9:47 not food there's edible there's prickly
9:49 pear cactus wow Aaron Aaron just said
9:52 Cactus is not food wow you could tell
9:54 she's not Mexican
9:57 wow
9:59 wow Aaron
10:01 wow don't try to whitewash my food well
10:03 you said was really offensive to my
10:05 Mexican brother right here
10:09 um can we get a list of all the fruits
10:10 yes it's baguette croissant Glizzy corn
10:13 dog pickle corn on the cob on a stick
10:15 cannoli licorice
10:17 so I'm feeling I'm feeling like corn dog
10:19 might have a pretty good shot well it
10:21 was a runner-up in 2009 yeah and then we
10:24 gave it to our friend Corey yeah anyway
10:27 corn Dogo charger talk yeah and then
10:31 yeah but I think that hasn't I mean I
10:33 think Glizzy is gonna be up there and
10:35 glizzy's gonna be up there licorice is
10:37 fun people tend to vote for the the
10:40 sugary items for some reason oh we had
10:43 this we had a gummy snake
10:46 Rocky we had uh I think churro was the
10:50 first time that we had the audio Yeah so
10:52 people tend to vote for the the sugary
10:54 thing I've had more sweets than savory's
10:56 been chosen
10:57 yeah it was about equal I think it's
11:00 been more red hot Red Hot Chili Pepper
11:02 egg roll Taquito celery celery
11:07 celery doesn't like like fit neither of
11:10 those really it's definitely not sweet
11:11 but it's not Savory oh and donut
11:14 oh yeah we had just a donut versus donut
11:16 yeah we had more more sweets because we
11:18 had 11 years of food battles that we've
11:20 done so far yeah and I think that's five
11:23 sweet three Savory and one celery and
11:26 speaking of 11
11:28 food battle 2011. oh
11:33 so I think in this in this one we
11:36 and I guess we didn't probably tee up
11:37 the video but we had an announcement
11:39 video
11:40 oh yeah was this the one where I was a
11:42 zombie yeah
11:44 I'm just gonna just double check just
11:47 I'm just checking on some more
11:49 Food Battle 2 000 sorry food Wars
11:53 yeah don't get it wrong idiot okay so I
11:56 came back as a ghost yeah and this is
12:00 the one where you're in bed and I'm
12:02 talking to you as a ghost and I float
12:04 down with my little ghost donut and then
12:06 we're talking blah blah blah and like I
12:08 need time
12:09 um oh I try to leave out your uh
12:14 oh Gus can't go through walls so you
12:16 have to go out the door yeah and then
12:18 and then my mom it's revealed that my
12:20 mom was in bed with you yeah that's the
12:23 only moment with your mom that I'm like
12:24 was that pushing it
12:26 I guess your mom was down
12:28 but also is she gonna say no I feel
12:30 weird about having your mom in bed with
12:32 me this is the one that had baked apple
12:34 pie in it as a contender well I'm glad
12:38 that did not win because that would have
12:39 been a very different food battle with
12:42 it would have been very different
12:42 production with baked apple pie spilling
12:44 all over the place okay so it looked
12:46 like you had
12:47 rainbow lollipop baked apple pie pizza
12:49 hot dog oh egg roll oh fried chicken leg
12:54 pickle and asparagus yeah I see why that
12:58 didn't work yeah yeah we're bringing
12:59 some of those Foods back we are for you
13:01 to hopefully uh vote on which one you
13:04 want so yes in food battle 2010 I died
13:08 so now I'm coming back
13:10 to challenge Anthony but for some reason
13:13 I still want a new favorite food to
13:14 fight you with of course yeah
13:17 um but I'm challenging Anthony to food
13:19 battle
13:20 2011. let's go
13:24 oh yeah that's a very good shot of glass
13:28 we always did a play on that yeah for
13:31 some reason so many food battles start
13:32 with a big wide open field spoiler alert
13:36 food battle 2023 not starting that way
13:38 we got a very different thing in mind
13:40 we're doing something different doing a
13:41 little different this time we're going
13:44 to space
13:45 on the moon
13:49 oh yeah this intro is kind of goaded
13:52 I think this is one of our better intros
13:54 I like it it plays on what we've already
13:57 done but yeah it keeps it fresh like you
13:58 don't need to know the lore in order to
14:00 understand what's going on
14:04 mm-hmm
14:17 you may have killed me in food battle
14:19 2010 but my pink faster sprinkle Donut's
14:22 gonna take your stupid ass this year oh
14:25 yeah well me and my new favorite food
14:27 the rainbow lollipop can do way more
14:29 everyday tasks in your pink sprinkly
14:31 turd This Is Amazing by the way I've
14:34 been sucking this down the whole video
14:36 yeah you're sucking the color out of
14:37 that lollipop damn dude it's delicious I
14:40 just like watching this I just think
14:43 it's so funny like imagining there's no
14:46 cameras in the Park oh and it's just you
14:49 and I we're just like your stupid ass
14:51 breathing at each other POV you're
14:54 you're an old man walking through a park
14:56 in Sacramento
15:00 [Music]
15:04 okay
15:07
15:11 that's what it's like that's what it's
15:13 like that's what people saw all the time
15:15 I really wonder what like so we never
15:18 show what
15:19 how we get from here to the next scene
15:23 no yeah well me and my new favorite food
15:26 the rainbow lollipop can do can do way
15:28 more every day
15:30 every day turns Bring It On Deuce pickle
15:33 ah
15:36 sun explosions
15:39 how about this skateboard I like how we
15:42 disappear in the house I'm trying to
15:43 imagine us getting from the field to
15:45 this point when we're like all fired up
15:47 we're like
15:48 are you going the same way you're going
15:50 the same way okay oh all right
15:54 there's my cross-country team photo
15:58 yeah on the right top right corner so
16:01 you lined up with all the cross country
16:03 Pals
16:05 backlit looking epic God damn it I'm
16:07 eating another donut
16:09 before you know it you're just gonna
16:11 have down the whole thing
16:14 I picked up the dot and I just started
16:16 eating it
16:18 I guess pink Frost real donut really is
16:20 your favorite food
16:22 it is tasty
16:24 all right lollipop let's do this
16:28 the skateboard
16:30 um
16:33 nothing happened so generally
16:37 the rule of
16:40 the format of food battle is we always
16:41 start off
16:43 kind of normal
16:44 like and we usually fail the first one
16:46 when we're writing it yeah it's
16:49 I think that we're trying to establish
16:50 that
16:52 like this world isn't that crazy and
16:54 then it gets really crazy after that it
16:57 would just feel weird if we started with
16:58 something super insane that where the
17:01 food wasn't supposed to do that right
17:02 off the top because it's like where do
17:04 you go if you you got to go up
17:06 with the escalation of the jokes exactly
17:08 anyway so that's why these this first
17:11 one just seems like a throwaway all
17:13 right donut let's
17:18 just pretty funny
17:20 that's all that happened I feel like if
17:22 I tried to do that now I would have
17:23 dislocated his shoulder because I just
17:26 Dove right into the room and you just
17:29 chill there like that
17:35 I think you'd be fine let's do deodorant
17:40 your mom could have used some deodorant
17:42 last night
17:44 okay that was a good that was a good
17:47 moment lollipop deodorant I like how we
17:49 have a lot of jokes that are so
17:51 purposely bad just so that there's like
17:53 a Twist on it right afterward do you
17:56 remember
17:57 um that woman's name yeah Jackie that's
17:59 Jackie that's Jackie she made she
18:01 actually yeah she made the Assassin's
18:03 Creed outfit she made the uh the link
18:07 outfit she made the Ganon outfit in The
18:09 Legend of Zelda rap and she played Zelda
18:12 wow she made the Zelda outfit and she
18:14 played many different roles she was on
18:16 uh internet real life is what it was
18:17 called just many episodes she's a friend
18:20 I also interviewed her on my show I
18:21 spent today with cosplayers shout out to
18:23 Jackie shout out Jackie see not every
18:25 not every bikini girl is a nameless
18:28 person but anyway yeah
18:31 yeah
18:36 all right
18:37 should corn cob that thing I don't think
18:39 we told her to do that but she knew what
18:41 would be funniest what's that on your
18:42 arm oh that was the so the thing is when
18:45 you because this is multiple takes in
18:47 she had licked it a bunch yeah and then
18:49 it touched my arm
18:51 and then it left gooey
18:55 lollipop residue on my arm
18:59 all right
19:00 yeah weird it wasn't our first take
19:03 wasn't our first rodeo your your arm is
19:07 like your hand is so like angular is
19:09 this
19:11 wow
19:15 smells like Victory is that
19:19 donut deodorant sure is
19:25 look at her face I mean she thinks it's
19:28 funny that she just vomited honey so
19:30 there's a running gag for several years
19:32 in food battles where the woman would
19:34 just vomit on you yeah oftentimes the
19:37 bikini girl it was kind of payback for
19:39 yeah for like riding the bikini girl for
19:41 the bikini and then we're like oh it'd
19:43 be funny because you think that we're
19:45 writing them in to be like this
19:47 symbol of sex and then they're vomiting
19:50 on you yeah which that this time it was
19:52 pea soup was it
19:53 that is a chunky disgusting I think this
19:55 one's piece I think this one's a pea
19:57 soup
19:58 um I will say that um oh this is so
20:02 gross
20:05 frame by frame this
20:08 um this is the um do we need to give a
20:10 trigger warning for amidophobia
20:13 there's vomit
20:15 I guess it's too late now please don't
20:17 demonetize us YouTube
20:19 oh
20:23 this is scenes moments before disaster
20:29 dude look at that Dead Eye block
20:31 she's looking into my soul and you're
20:35 looking a nerves
20:38 that is terrifying go one more frame
20:42 now you see she's arcing it up
20:45 she started low and she she knew to
20:47 compensate for the for the um the drop
20:50 and your eyes shut here so that was you
20:54 know this is 24 frames per second it
20:55 took you one 24th of a second to react
20:58 that's pretty good reaction time thank
21:00 you
21:01 I'm like an F1 driver of getting vomited
21:05 on
21:08 and I'll get it in your eyes at least
21:09 and you can see she's she's curling the
21:12 bottom lip to then
21:14 with the airflow out of her mouth she's
21:17 trying to throw the vomit up higher
21:19 she's definitely like there's a yeah
21:22 there's a deep diaphragmatic push
21:26 okay now you see it's kind of bouncing
21:28 off of my face here there's a junk
21:36 now it all looked like it was small
21:38 liquid but now there's a chunk all of a
21:39 sudden
21:40 [Music]
21:42 oh yeah there's a chunk literally
21:43 bouncing off of my nose
21:45 I think that's a chickpea
21:49 chickpea it's not chickpea and pea soup
21:52 well there's something there it's a PE
21:54 maybe how are you eating the donut right
21:56 now
21:57 I'm almost done with my second drive
21:59 this got me really hungry
22:05 it's still coming out of her mouth
22:09 oh
22:11 oh that even I mean looks even grosser
22:16 that looks worse than the vomit
22:18 she's laughing how much does she she
22:20 didn't even like get the majority on my
22:22 face
22:23 like most of it's just streaming out of
22:25 her mouth afterwards oh she has so much
22:28 in there and my favorite part is that
22:30 she can't help but laugh
22:33 and she can't hold it
22:38 oh
22:40 no
22:41 she's still laughing that's so nasty
22:47 let's play
22:49 let's do the scissors
22:53 what
22:54 these scissors Oh you mean skizzors yeah
23:01 let's do it well come on Donut oh man I
23:04 was editing all these back then too at
23:06 this point so I remember editing the
23:08 scissors joke
23:09 snowflake
23:15 before snowflake meant so many other
23:16 things
23:23 what was even the joke it's just like it
23:25 fails yeah
23:27 sometimes we I feel like we would just
23:29 have to make one just fail and we try to
23:31 get through it quickly to get to the
23:32 other better joke yeah but I remember
23:34 this joke isn't even that good this joke
23:36 that's coming up why did we do it I
23:38 think you know this is one of the weaker
23:40 ones that we put it in the middle
23:42 so it was like book ended by two good
23:45 bits yeah I don't know I guess it was
23:48 just a joke lollipop let's cut something
23:50 pretty
23:55 yeah oh
23:58 so it works
24:00 it works but I cut my finger in the
24:02 process but I forgot I forgot you cut
24:03 your finger off this that's not a
24:05 horrible joke because it still works
24:07 with the screen so we wanted a check
24:08 mark on the screen
24:10 okay
24:11 six out of ten
24:14 let's do a GPS
24:19 oh green pube socks oh you idiot GPS
24:23 okay then what the hell is GPS stand for
24:27 I don't know it's just a cool
24:28 combination of letters that don't mean
24:30 anything like USA all right lollipop
24:33 tell me there's kind of a rough joke
24:35 insightful political commentary it came
24:37 back a little bit but it was still a
24:38 little rough I think I got scarred with
24:42 uh acronym jokes after Smosh the movie
24:44 apparent french fries
24:47 they're all there are all these jokes
24:49 about what does BFF mean and I wouldn't
24:51 tell Ian and he's trying to guess all
24:52 these things and he says burnt french
24:53 fries or booger flicking friends and I'm
24:56 like that's so bad so bad what is a
24:58 green Cube sock
25:00 um
25:02 well those are real but you have to go
25:04 to Ireland to get them yeah they're in
25:07 demand there though they were really
25:09 trendy at the time had to get to my
25:11 secret class that's totally not ballet
25:14 yeah because ballet's for girls girls
25:18 that's the joke
25:21 you tried doing a little bit of ballet
25:22 what not not actually hold on what no
25:26 listen so
25:28 so Mikey my partner was trying to show
25:31 me a little bit of ballet because she
25:33 had taken ballet at some point and she
25:34 was trying to show me how to do like
25:35 like a plie okay thing with your toes
25:38 and it's very hard can you show us what
25:41 you learned yeah
25:43 um
25:47 all right so show us your moves I mean I
25:49 don't remember this was months ago but
25:51 okay
25:52 um so it's something like wait it was
25:55 like
25:57 something like the toe like this and
26:00 then
26:00 [Music]
26:02 um um
26:05 this
26:07 and
26:11 this seems really hard it's pretty hard
26:13 this seems really wow
26:16 thank you so let me get this straight
26:18 hold on yeah so
26:20 so it's
26:23 something like this
26:26 something something like this yep
26:30 basically and then that yeah see how
26:33 hard that was
26:34 yeah it was pretty hard yo
26:36 yeah Smosh ballet let's get it
26:39 let's go
26:40 it didn't seem that hard I think I could
26:42 do ballet should we try it someday yeah
26:46 well you can go we can do we'll do
26:49 Nutcracker okay Deez Nuts okay ballet
26:54 class
27:00 bro
27:01 wow hey wow hurry up ballet there's a
27:04 wall up ahead
27:06 just tell me what it turned God damn
27:11 all right Donuts
27:14 did you say Gary Coleman Gwen Canyon
27:18 turn right now okay
27:26 it worked it did work did we get a green
27:29 check mark for that one
27:35 yeah
27:38 who knew the Grand Canyon was so close
27:40 to Sacramento it's you know it's all
27:43 just
27:45 that's what I'll say about that this is
27:46 a this is a funny joke I like that one
27:49 that wouldn't work
27:51 how about let's do oh a blow up doll
27:57 just kidding you perv
27:59 let's do a time travel device I know you
28:03 could do it don't it now let's go back
28:06 in time we had to subtitle you
28:09 oh it works
28:13 holy free holy
28:16 all right let's do this unicorn power
28:20 I've seen this as a gym yeah weird
28:24 oh my God I remember trying to match the
28:26 lighting to that shitty camera back then
28:28 yeah and oh it was so hard to match that
28:31 quality well it was like a shitty camera
28:33 and like one Home Depot light that was
28:36 just pointed directly at me it was
28:39 literally one of those casting just this
28:41 massive Shadow and for some reason it
28:42 was like 200 degrees too yeah I'm in
28:46 2006. I love you
28:54 I'm ready
28:56 [Music]
29:00 that was just a real thing
29:02 that was just it was basically this was
29:05 super meta this was reacting before
29:07 react was even a channel before anyone
29:10 could react I went in the video to react
29:13 even
29:14 though
29:16 this is like Smosh the movie before
29:19 Smosh the movie
29:20 also I was thinking like in 2006 when we
29:23 did that scene the first one yeah yeah
29:35 I hadn't had much action with women
29:37 before this
29:40 what made you think of that I'm just
29:42 thinking because I'm like making out the
29:43 donut and then it and then it goes down
29:45 on me yeah I was thinking like I I
29:48 hadn't had that happen to me from from
29:52 humans that much at this point much or
29:56 at all
30:01 maybe a little
30:02 laughs
30:06 so it wasn't just fantasy
30:10 you were recreating something that might
30:12 have happened maybe one time in your
30:13 life before that yeah I had to call upon
30:16 that one moment
30:19 I could see it's still fresh in the
30:20 memory and that's why it's
30:22 a this is a horrible frameness
30:27 what is what is this face that you're
30:30 making I'm about to vomit like it's
30:31 another vomit joke I like how it's a
30:34 classic style uh check mark too that we
30:36 started the series with oh yeah how
30:39 about a magic wand
30:42 I don't think I could even do that
30:44 scream now can I can I try that scream
30:47 try it you'll hear it again yeah let me
30:49 try it magic wand
30:52 I think I've smoked way too much weed
30:54 for the for that scream
30:58 oh that sounds pretty good
31:05 oh that was pretty good I'm surprised
31:08 though all right
31:13 down all right
31:15 down all right
31:18 Fair how bad
31:27 how about
31:29 wait magic wand correct my bad Vision
31:32 yeah
31:34 did we mess up
31:37 no I was trying to use it I was trying
31:39 to use the magic
31:40 oh to do something to correct my bad
31:42 vision and then I shut the donut into my
31:44 eye got it
31:51 was it art was it our first like like
31:55 random like the Mist
31:58 yeah maybe the poor human anatomy kind
32:01 of moment my over yeah probably
32:03 probably
32:05 oh right you long sugary stick of
32:08 goodness turn the stapler into a hot
32:10 chick
32:11 [Music]
32:17 that's bad
32:20 it's dead I can't believe we got an
32:23 actual live chicken I know right
32:26 that's really weird so yeah obviously a
32:29 live chicken
32:30 and our producer Ryan took the chicken
32:33 for a little bit took care of it yeah
32:35 and then uh there was a guy that he knew
32:38 I don't know if he lived on the street
32:39 or what but he already had some chickens
32:41 he was like sure what's I got another
32:43 chicken and the chicken lived a long
32:44 healthy life for the rest of its life
32:46 and a chicken coop with other chickens
32:47 yeah crazy
32:49 yeah
32:50 look at that food battle birthing life
32:52 into this world and joy and love the
32:54 crazy thing is that could have totally
32:56 been a complete lie and there's no way
32:59 that any of you could uh uh uh find out
33:04 if we were lying or not actually the
33:06 chicken went on to become
33:09 kind of a
33:10 kind of a celebrity
33:12 and there's actually like chicken law
33:16 that's based on that chicken's life shut
33:20 up there let's do a gun fine let's have
33:25 a duel oh
33:27 okay oh
33:31 know only one of us is leaving here
33:33 alive wait I just want to say this is
33:36 why this episode is my favorite yeah
33:37 this moment on is yeah I mean yeah
33:40 because I feel like I feel like the
33:42 actual challenges themselves are like
33:44 yeah they're okay but they're all just
33:46 leading up yeah they're all just leading
33:48 up to this moment and this is what sets
33:50 this is what sets this episode apart I I
33:53 love and my favorite part is that this
33:55 is pretty much halfway through the video
33:56 yeah we're done with the challenges
33:59 basically yeah now we just get this
34:01 really cool scene
34:04 know only one of us is leaving here
34:06 alive
34:06 [Music]
34:13 [Music]
34:23 [Music]
34:28 don't work it was a dud
34:31 you're such an idiot it doesn't matter
34:34 who wins the most matches in food battle
34:36 it's about who survives till the end and
34:39 it looks like you're gonna die you see
34:44 when you aren't looking I poured an
34:47 extremely poisonous venom all over your
34:49 stupid lollipop
34:51 those shorts yours
34:57 sorry Anthony but only losers play by
35:01 the rules
35:09 you think I haven't learned anything
35:11 from the past six years of food battle I
35:14 think what's so funny is like a half of
35:16 half of the end of this of this video is
35:19 us just laughing maniacally like
35:22 everything is like
35:26 oh it gets worse too
35:31 [Music]
35:34 th but only losers play by the rules
35:45 anything from the past six years of food
35:48 battle because I was always the one that
35:49 was cheating sabotage my food
35:58 here's what here comes more laughter
35:59 yeah I love this it's from one after
36:01 another
36:02 foreign
36:12 oh yeah and I hit a bow and arrow inside
36:15 my real lollipop we just threw that joke
36:18 away
36:19 [Music]
36:24 you're gonna die from that poison
36:27 but I'm also gonna shoot you with this
36:29 Arrow
36:34 how can you win food battle if no one
36:37 can announce it
36:39 oh no
36:42 not the reporter oh
36:44 oh
36:46 God no just just to say I've won Food
36:49 Battle just say it and Anthony
36:52 he's leaning from the mouth now are you
36:55 gonna pause on that person yep that was
36:57 not someone with us
36:59 this guy just walked to the park and sat
37:02 down in the grass
37:04 for this whole shebang he just saw us he
37:09 was like what what why would one person
37:12 like choose to like go to go to this
37:15 park I mean like I guess it's not weird
37:17 to go to a park but like there's nothing
37:20 there's nothing like there's nothing in
37:22 this park
37:23 and he like walks to the back of the
37:26 park like where I mean I guess there's
37:28 shade there I don't know like it's not
37:30 okay
37:30 I guess it's not weird
37:34 but there's just something weird about
37:36 like nobody ever went to this park well
37:38 like what did what was this guy's plan
37:41 there's a chance that this person lives
37:43 near enough that they saw some stuff
37:45 going on and they wanted to come watch
37:47 I don't think he's even why he's not
37:48 even watching he's looking straight
37:49 forward
37:52 oh you're right these guys are the weird
37:54 ones in the situation um no we are not
37:56 weird we're not weird this is a
37:57 perfectly normal thing to do we're
37:59 clearly
38:00 not doing anything weird we're like
38:02 how are we in this point
38:07 for 24 year old adults
38:10 shooting YouTube videos about one food
38:13 defeating another food
38:14 and one person hid a bone arrow in their
38:17 lollipop and then shot with the arrow
38:19 and then went through me and the
38:21 guy that comes and says that you win the
38:23 food battle Yeah and and and now we're
38:26 having an emotional moment that's not
38:27 weird to do in a park it's weird to go
38:30 to the park by yourself without any
38:32 reading material and or even a blanket
38:35 to lay down and then you just go to the
38:37 back of the park and you go go sit in
38:40 the shade and do nothing and don't even
38:42 watch the spectacle that it's happening
38:44 before your eyes you just stare stare
38:46 straight forward that's weird
38:49 I concur this is not weird what we're
38:52 doing is Art what he's doing is weird
38:54 that's right if you're that man that
38:57 decides to go to the park sit in the
38:58 corner in the shade by yourself with no
39:01 blanket no towel nothing while there's a
39:03 spectacle going on in front of you when
39:04 you're watching this video please leave
39:05 a comment below and explain yourself
39:13 let's keep going let's keep going and
39:16 Anthony and you just like if you cry
39:19 everything
39:21 this is emotional moment this is very
39:23 this is like
39:24 if you're like if you're like an edgy
39:27 teen this is like the most emotional
39:29 moment that you've probably ever seen
39:30 this might have been the first time some
39:32 people ever shot a tear yeah probably
39:34 yeah yeah and Anthony and you just just
39:40 saying God damn it
39:43 [Music]
39:44 Brian's so good
39:46 I I sent a text so I sent a text to to
39:50 Brian
39:51 um asking if if he's available on on day
39:55 of the shoot yeah because I'd asked him
39:57 for for one day and then I was like I
39:59 actually we need to film you for a day
40:02 in LA and then another day or two in
40:07 Sacramento and I was like and you know
40:09 he's got like he's got like an actual
40:11 job and a life and and uh and he
40:14 responded that's that should be no
40:16 problem I'm game for whatever work can
40:19 eat a dick
40:21 nice
40:22 Brian is amazing so our friend Brian he
40:25 we went to high school with our friend
40:27 Brian who also played the neighbor in
40:30 that damn neighbor series and a couple
40:32 other little side rolls but he was
40:34 mostly known as the reporter and that
40:36 damn neighbor and he's amazing he's so
40:38 funny
40:39 um he really brought a lot to this
40:42 character that we didn't even write into
40:44 the script he just like brought it so
40:46 Brian's goaded Ryan's got it he's a real
40:48 one
40:49 he understands food battle is more
40:51 important than work what if his boss is
40:53 watching Boss can go himself I'm
40:56 sorry or herself that's true or
40:57 themselves or they themselves they sell
41:02 Bingo
41:04 let's go
41:09 you can be dead
41:10 yes
41:14 [Music]
41:18 is it over it's definitely over
41:22 transported into some place like
41:23 Purgatory or a rip off of that one scene
41:26 in the last Harry Potter movie what are
41:28 you gonna do now I'm gonna go fly wanna
41:31 come
41:32 yeah
41:34 yeah
41:38 okay that makes no sense
41:40 remember we have Barney and everything
41:43 at the end of every single episode
41:46 what remember we'd have Barney at the
41:48 end of every food at the end of every
41:50 food battle episode yeah it's it's so
41:53 funny because uh in the most recent food
41:55 belly you said hey it's a totally
41:57 outdated reference that you're not gonna
41:58 understand
41:59 but I think that they're bringing back
42:01 Barney
42:03 for real for in 2024. Netflix is
42:06 bringing back Barney no no he's by Park
42:10 this balcony has a new look oh oh you
42:13 know that's going to be bad if they say
42:14 he's back and he has a new look you know
42:16 is it equivalent to like Sonic the
42:17 Hedgehog's first look he's doing a Sonic
42:19 the Hedgehog pose
42:23 oh no oh he's CG oh ECG I thought that
42:28 was a person in um see I want to see I
42:30 want to see real I want to see live
42:31 action Barney Live Action Barney Live
42:34 Action Barney no Barney stress perfect
42:37 Jurassic Park with Barney wait I want to
42:40 hear what Barney says
42:45 [Music]
42:48 click the link in the description below
42:50 don't forget to check out the new sexy
42:54 food battle shirt so basically if you
42:56 don't click the link below right now
42:58 I'll jump out of your closet and stab
43:00 you in your dick
43:02 for some reason Barney was very violent
43:05 what Barney was very violent oh yeah we
43:07 always had him say he was gonna do
43:09 something really violent to the viewers
43:10 if they didn't do what he asked them
43:12 yeah we might have to bring that back
43:13 that was good we might bring back we
43:15 might bring back Barney we should I
43:16 don't know we dude I guess we're just
43:19 gonna have to do it Bernie got to come
43:20 back hey there kids it's Barney you
43:23 sound more like Barney now you think so
43:25 yeah
43:28 I feel like I can't hit those high notes
43:30 no but I think I've smoked too much
43:35 I I think
43:36 I think Barney has always always had a
43:39 deeper voice in what you gave so this is
43:40 oh really now you've grown into the
43:42 voice
43:43 [Music]
43:44 all right I'll stab you on your
43:47 throat
43:48 I'm gonna bleed you dry like a pig
43:52 play the Reds
43:55 and Barney really really serious about
43:58 stabbing people in the
43:59 I can show you proof if you want I'll
44:03 miss you Sergeant Johnson you're used to
44:06 stand so tall and proud
44:09 wait did you see that small text at the
44:12 end there was teeny tiny text that
44:13 appeared at the end for one frame
44:17 but chicks are harmed in the making of
44:19 This film is that except Ian's mom
44:22 [Laughter]
44:25 that's funny
44:28 little joke okay I don't remember doing
44:31 it I don't remember that at all and I
44:33 don't remember ever seeing that but
44:34 that's funny
44:36 except for Ian's mom
44:39 yeah we got to see the bloopers I mean
44:41 is there anything else that we want to
44:42 like unpack or we good because I mean
44:45 there's a lot I mean I think we I think
44:46 we took I think we definitely took some
44:48 inspiration from this one going into
44:51 writing food battle of 2023. yeah yeah
44:54 well this I pointed out that this I love
44:56 that whole ending
44:58 scene with uh you know the big twists
45:00 and the twist after the twist so there's
45:02 going to be a little bit of inspiration
45:04 taken from this that you have to look
45:06 forward to great yeah anyway let's watch
45:08 the bloopers let's watch the bloopers
45:10 and there's gonna be
45:12 there's a deleted scene in the bloopers
45:14 yeah where I'll dress up as the emo uh
45:16 character don't spoil it um
45:18 there might even be two deleted scenes I
45:21 don't I don't really know like
45:22 oftentimes what would happen is we would
45:24 write we would never write with the
45:25 intention of putting a deleted scene
45:28 into the bloopers but we always knew
45:31 like there's probably going to be one
45:32 that turns out to kind of suck and then
45:34 we should just take it out of the main
45:36 video and put it into the yeah yeah so
45:38 that's that's what happened yep yep
45:43 oh
45:47 that was two
45:50 actual a GPS
45:53 oh oh I love GPS says
45:57 grandpa is that over my face
46:02 what was that even before
46:04 when was that ever gonna oh you can be
46:07 eaten by the T-Rex oh yep yep over my
46:10 face
46:12 foreign
46:16 like a little T-Rex arm right there
46:20 I'm channeling your energy wrecks
46:24 oh yeah well me and my new favorite food
46:27 the sprinkly
46:29 sprinkly
46:34 did we get her laughing yep
46:40 what is this face you're making I don't
46:43 even know
46:48 it looks like the um looks like the rage
46:51 like the the the troll face yeah it does
46:55 the chin like making the troll face yeah
46:59 that is that is frightening
47:04 my high school gym class at witnessed me
47:06 crap because all the memories of the
47:07 people how about a device that erases
47:09 all the memories of the people in my
47:11 high school gym class that witnessed me
47:12 crap myself in the pool
47:15 just not even in here
47:23 my all three
47:25 nice iPad oh yeah well at least I'm not
47:30 emo okay I am not emo well whatever
47:33 people clip that made that a uh a gif
47:37 and yes I said GIF yeah it's Jeff I know
47:40 it's Jeff because I'm stupid and I
47:42 listen to the Creator who said it's
47:43 pronounced exactly yeah exactly anyway
47:45 yeah a bunch of people have made that an
47:47 anime Jeff Preston
47:51 why would you ever want to do that
47:54 aren't you a little curious
48:01 what
48:03 what
48:06 they go Downy
48:08 yay
48:12 what
48:16 that's just Jackie again
48:19 I don't know if that's Jackie why'd you
48:21 delete those
48:22 it just didn't hold up I think you know
48:25 I think this scene was okay but the
48:27 table scene wasn't that funny yeah yeah
48:30 I kind of remember I don't know it felt
48:32 like it was just dragging we wanted to
48:34 get to the ending scene sooner I like
48:35 how I'm trying to stay as like still as
48:37 possible to like match
48:40 to match the person that's standing
48:42 there so I'm like yeah
48:51 yeah
48:54 damn Twin Peaks
48:58 oh yeah you got tanned up I forgot yeah
49:01 we didn't we didn't do any like special
49:02 effects for this it was just somebody
49:04 else's hands yeah
49:12 let's do these scissors
49:18 okay you just crap your pants just a
49:21 little bit
49:23 what
49:30 all right lollipop
49:35 I really did my tooth there it
49:37 wasn't it wasn't like a big chip it was
49:39 just a little chip
49:41 oh yeah it was a chip that happened
49:43 there though
49:53 let's do a global positioning system why
49:59 don't you just say GPS why don't you
50:01 just off well maybe I will wait how
50:05 does one go
50:07 like this
50:10 they bang their head on a table yeah
50:12 what
50:19 happened
50:23 that's great no I said a hot chick oh no
50:27 I know it's okay I'm sorry for yelling
50:29 at you oh
50:32 poor little guy oh yeah I think that one
50:36 really was too sexual yeah
50:43 damn
50:46 [Applause]
50:50 oh nice nice
51:01 oh we're auditioning it
51:04 what
51:05 we would always say it was Bigfoot like
51:08 we like we wouldn't see that
51:11 what
51:13 let's do this GPS I'm a birdie
51:18 what
51:22 oh no
51:26 wow we use the jib for that damn there
51:29 was no reason for a chip
51:35 a magic wand
51:40 finger oh
51:43 God I gotta scratch my nose though there
51:47 we go
51:47 [Laughter]
51:49 I've been working oh we got jibs here
51:52 too
51:56 [Music]
51:58 die
52:00 huh
52:04 okay
52:10 damn
52:14 [Music]
52:16 why do we have a bunny
52:18 bro why was there a bunny
52:22 [Music]
52:25 why was there a bunny I have no idea but
52:28 there's no freaking cue
52:30 look how freaking cute they are
52:33 look how cute did did Jackie bring a
52:36 bunny or something I think someone on
52:39 set brought a bunny for something why
52:40 would they brought a bunny I don't know
52:44 um
52:46 I don't know I mean I mean yeah crazy
52:48 because then they both ran out on the
52:50 road and got ran over right after this
52:52 so yeah that sucked yeah
52:56 oh there we go that's the ending that's
53:00 the ending yeah
53:02 I still think that's my favorite food
53:03 battle for many reasons I think 2008 no
53:06 caps
53:07 on God dead ass bat 2008 was a close
53:11 contender
53:12 because I like the Callback but it
53:14 wasn't as solid the writing wasn't as
53:16 solid I like the twists and turns in
53:17 this one yeah this is 2011. 2012 was
53:20 pretty good too I think the ending was a
53:22 bit complicated we'll talk about that in
53:24 a future episode but um what do you what
53:26 do you think 2011. I think she's I I
53:28 think like it definitely has like one of
53:31 the better like
53:33 endings yeah yeah with all the twists
53:36 and like the the rep that was our first
53:38 time killing the reporter or like you
53:41 know like potentially like harming him
53:44 you know yeah like all the other times
53:46 it was just like one of us would die
53:48 then he would run up this is the first
53:49 time he did like a Twist yeah reporter
53:52 I'd love to know what everyone else like
53:53 which food battle is all of your
53:56 favorites yes yeah I feel like it's all
53:58 over the board everyone has a different
54:00 favorite for a different reasons yeah I
54:02 remember like I thought we asked people
54:04 like it might have been in one of our
54:07 watch parties or something I saw like
54:09 people saying like food battle 2016 was
54:12 their favorite what which like for us
54:14 and we'll get into that in another
54:15 episode but yeah but
54:18 um that was a surprise for me that that
54:20 people like that one yeah but um yeah
54:23 yeah this is this is 2011. this one
54:26 feels like kind of a of an interesting
54:29 Crossroads of like the lore is built and
54:33 and the bits were decent and we were
54:37 like
54:37 adding on like extra stuff yeah and I
54:41 think we're really serious about the
54:42 writing and we really wanted it to have
54:44 a big payoff that rewarded people for
54:48 keeping up with the series and
54:49 understanding all the lore so I really
54:52 like this plus I think that we had just
54:53 finished watching Death Note so there
54:55 was a lot of like twists like we really
54:57 want to add some fun twists in there
54:58 like death note did yeah love this one
55:01 don't forget to go vote for my next
55:03 favorite food yes yes yes
55:06 members if you were a member go vote
55:11 decide his fate because you know if you
55:14 give him a crappy if you give them a
55:15 crap of food he's not gonna stand a
55:17 freaking chance yeah so uh if you're not
55:20 already a member don't worry all you
55:22 have to do is just hit that join button
55:24 down below and you'll become a member I
55:27 believe all all tears can vote all all
55:30 Smosh Smoshy Smosh tastic and Smosh
55:33 royalty tears can all vote and we'll be
55:36 having a different bracket every two
55:37 days so you'll have two days of voting
55:39 each one so you want to keep coming back
55:41 and voting so that your favorite food
55:43 becomes my favorite food that I'm going
55:45 to use in food battle and please choose
55:47 something good and please choose it
55:48 quick because we still got to finish
55:50 writing this episode there's so many
55:52 holes in the script right now we're like
55:54 um figure it out once we know what the
55:56 food is so choose it quick I feel like
55:57 people on Discord should like you know
55:59 like when people would like campaign at
56:02 their schools for like was it was like
56:04 the hall week or whatever or what was
56:06 that week called where it was like
56:11 yeah where people like they would like
56:13 campaign and they would make posters and
56:15 they're like vote for freshmen or
56:17 whatever
56:18 um but I feel like I feel like it'd be
56:20 fun to see people in Discord like run
56:22 campaigns for their Foods
56:25 so so if you if you feel like you really
56:28 wanted food to win maybe try to Curry
56:30 some favor from other people
56:33 uh on our Discord yeah um and we're also
56:36 still going through uh all your
56:38 submissions for the flashback with Smosh
56:40 theme song maybe we'll even play uh one
56:42 of our favorites at the end of some of
56:43 these episodes moving forward that's all
56:45 bye bye
56:49 [Music]
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