This content is a gameplay commentary of Markiplier playing the horror-puzzle game "Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning," highlighting his increasingly frustrated and panicked attempts to collect notebooks while being pursued by the titular character and other in-game threats.
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Hello, everybody!
My name is Markiplier, and welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning.
Now, this game was highly, highly, HIGHLY recommended by you guys.
You said that I absolutely had to play this game.
And if you clicked on this and you've never seen this game before in your life.
Get ready.
Well, I mean, I actually don't know what's going on inside,
but I know there's more than meets the eye!
(reading controls) WASD, mouse, left click, right click,
scroll wheel, shift, run (watch your stamina!),
spacebar - look behind you and wave goodbye to your friends.
I- Haha, I don't like that! The story! Everybody listen close.
"Oh noes! School is out, but your friend has a problem!
He left all his noteboos in high school
but doesn't have time to go get them, because if he do, he'll be late for eating practice.
To help him out, you have to go back in the school and find all 7 of his notebooks for him.
It won't be easy, though! Baldi loves challenging his students with fun trivia problems whenever he can!
Each time you find a notebook, you'll have to answer some questions.
Answer all three correctly, and you will earn a prize!
Find all 7 notebooks, and then exit to school, to win!"
All right, that doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
It's like Slenderman!
But with the horrible teacher that wants
to quiz you to death.
Okay, lets do this.
Eugh!
(Baldi) Oh! Hi!
Welcome to my schoolhouse!
(Markiplier) Alright. Hello, Baldi!
Nothing seems to be out of the ordinary.
Something tells me I probably should have,
you know, upped the sensitivity-
Ooh, you are..
horrifying.
Eugh, okay?
Sorry, 'teach, I didn't expect to just go through you.
All right, school rules!
"When you follow the school rules:
No running, no entering faculty,
no eating, no drinking,
no escaping detention, no fourth wall breaks."
Oh, hi.
(nervous laughter)
Oh, I don't like the way you follow me
all DOOM-style.
Also, I don't know what to uh- when the music-
(Baldi) You need to collect two notebooks before you can use these doors!
(Markiplier) Thank you.
Why is this your school? That doesn't make any sense.
Okay.
H O O
H A A
H O O
Haaa?
Hooo?
Haa.
Hoo.
Math!
More math.
Math, math, math.
(Baldi) Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject..
..math!
(Mark) Yeah?
(Baldi) Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
Just type the correct answer into the empty box!
Press the enter key on your keyboard when you think
you have the right answer!
Problem 1:
two
plus
four
(Mark) IT'S SIX! (Baldi) equals..
IT'S SIX, I KNOW IT'S SIX!
I know that.
(Baldi) Great job!
That's right!
Problem 2:
(Mark) Huh?
(Baldi) one plus six equals..
(Mark) Okay, Baldi! I think I got this one!
IT'S A SEVEN.
(Baldi) I can't believe it! You're incredible!
--Yay!
Problem 3:
(Mark) It's like math blaster!
-- six plus seven equals..
It's like Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing!
(Baldi) You're doing fantaaaastic!
(Mark) Thank you..
Did I win?
Did I get my friends notebook? And why do I have to do that?
[Baldi] Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!
I don't know if I-
Just click on it with the left mouse button to pick it up.
Then, when you find something you can use it on, right-click on the object with the quarter selected.
Okay, Baldi!
That's how you use items, you know!
Alright, Baldi!
Thank You, Baldi!
I'll be on my way, Baldi.
Oh.
All right. Sure. Sorry, ran out of time to add more subjects. Is it all math then?
Is it just math?
"Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject, M A T H
Answer the three questions correctly, and you might get something special!"
Eugh..
"Just type the correct answer into the empty box.
Press the enter key on your keyboard when you think you have the right answer."
"Problem 1: 8+9=?"
Seventeen!
"You're doing fanta-"
Three!
"I can't believe it!"
Oh..
"You're incredible!"
"Problem 3:
OoOoOH!
plus
times
equals?"
ZERO?
Uh-oh..
Uh.. Baldi-
Ba- Baldi?
Baldi?
Whose ass are you slapping over there?
Eugh
Oh..
Oh no..
Oh.
Uh-oh..
AH! Oh, hi. Okay. Alright.
What. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Hey.
Oh, my ass is not prepared for that kind of- AAHHH!
"No running in the halls! 15 seconds' detention for you."
Oooh no.
"When will you learn?"
I-I don't know where you went-
Okay! Alright then!
Uh! Audiba!
UH.
MM.
UH.
MM.
Okay.
Alright, oh, he's a- he's a slappin'.
He's a slappy slapper.
Uh-oh.
I might be in trouble.
HOHkay, alrighty then.
Hoh!
Uh, okay. One more slap and now I'm gonna go around.
SLAP!
BUGH.
GEEHEE
Okay, all right. Slappity, slappity.
Okay, all right here comes another one, okay
Okay - huh 12 Oh
Zero got it. "I hear every door you open" That's fine.
It is like Slendy man, it is like slendy man
Who's whistling?
"HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE! PLAY WITH ME! READY? GO!"
JUMP ROPE, why did what is that a spyglass? What hell happened to me? Oh, all right
"Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! That's Me!"
hahahaha
Okay, all right
Welcome how about what happens if I- zero? Uh Oh
He didn't like that
Zero. Zero. "I get angrier or for every problem you get wrong." Uh Oh...
(quietly) Oooooh
Oh no, he's already unhappy with me. Okay. All right, it's fine. It's fine
If I could just get around these goddamn things, okay three
negative four zero
Okay. Well, this is a problem
hmm
Okay, is he gonna come this way, is he gonna mmm don't spank my rump oh he's angry oh he's
(Screams of horror)
I- I got stuck on uh nuh oh
I got stook
Got stuck. Okay. All right Baldi. Okay. Alright baldi just go
Yeah, I think the hall monitor was for running in the halls, and I don't I don't want to run in the halls
Ooh, and that's why I can look behind me with your spacebar to kiss my ass. Good-bye
Okay there's another one
Just gonna Oooh
"GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP"
I'm sorry I did'nt even- HAaa
"I WANNA PLAY WITH SOMEONE!"
HEEeey
I don't want-
"READY? GO!"
Okay Ooh boy I'm- I'm sorry
"OOPS! YOU MESSED UP!"
Uh ooh
"WHOA! THAT'S GREAT! LET'S PLAY AGAIN, some
OOkay thank you
time soooonnn......"
Alright I dont know if I'm supposed to follow you or not but I'mma try not to
Okay, can I get it there's another notebook "Homestar Runner reference" okay. This is uh 13 that's 11 thats uhh zero, okay
Lets go lets go lets go! We gotta go. We only got three of seven. This is gonna be loud
OOh!
Oh boy use it Hey- OOOh
How close is he? How close is he? How close is he to spanking my ass? Oh
he was far
Ah I was gonna be fine. Okay, you you you slappy piece of shit. All right, run around the Rosie-
Pocket full of posy and I'm out. Okay, if I just don't run I should be fine. Look behind me. Oh, that's not good. Okay
It's fine. Yeah. All right going into a new area "school faculty only." Maybe I should go in here
"LET'S PLAY"
MMMM let's not. Okay I got some faculty key
"No entering school faculty only rooms in the hall!"
Alright. Well, thank you for teleporting me here, I think.
"15 seconds' detention for you. Your parents will hear about this one."
Okay, if my if my parents would be happy if I make it out alive, you know to be perfectly honest
