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You think all of that's clean? That's
good game.
>> I'm just saying it's like Yeah, BRO.
LIKE THIS IS AMERICA, BRO. HEY, good looking.
looking.
>> Hey, sorry. Just on the job.
>> When do you get off?
>> Get off? Uh, never work all day. So >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> the best, >> right?
>> Well, guys, what do you think?
>> It's real. It's a real It's like a dom
like a dmer vibe. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> that's good. Right.
>> Yeah. I mean, he was handsome. If we can
some sort of CEO. I don't know who that is.
is. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't look like a serial killer.
>> What do I look like?
>> You look like the episode of Fairly Odd
Parents where it's the universe where he
didn't have Fairly Odd Parents. It's
like this is slime. If you was never on
the yard,
>> what if if like we were able to meet you
in a multiverse where you never did the
yard, this is what you would look like.
>> You'd be a little more
>> You'd be like, "Hey, I'm Anthony.
This is Hi. This is You can call me by
my government.
>> I do sudoku puzzles uh in the evening.
Um I sleep on the floor.
>> Yes, that is still on the floor. Of
course. Of course.
>> But you justify you be like it's a
Japanese tradition and I sleep on the
floor where I do my sudo.
>> It helps my back,
>> dude. Do I do I
>> And I occasionally forget my
girlfriend's birthday, but I love
>> You brought that You brought that into
the show, man. I should have brought
that video of I didn't do the cut. I
forget it, too.
>> I've forgotten it. Girlfriend,
>> I don't know my girlfriend's birthday.
>> Oh, Captain Light.
>> Yeah, you kind of
>> And you know, and what I don't tell her,
I don't really want to know.
>> I don't want to know it.
>> What are we going to do? Get you something
something
>> cuz that's what Valentine's Day is.
>> That's what Valent Valentine's Day is
birthday for girls.
>> Valentine's Day is your birthday and my
birthday's Halloween.
>> Between that and the 4th of July, it's
like she's got three birthdays every
year. This came up because Nick asked
me, he was like, "What was that one guy
who used to play Smash's name, uh, that
one Melee player's name that we haven't
talked to in like 9 years?" And I
immediately rattled it off. Yeah.
>> And then I was like, "Yeah, but
sometimes I if I if I had to tell you my
girlfriend's birthday right now, I think
I would kind of miss."
>> And that's how my hard drive works.
>> I think cutie understands my hard drives
like that, too, cuz she's just now
telling me what she wants for
Valentine's Day.
>> You're finally there.
>> I'm there. She just tells me. She gave up.
up.
>> She gave up. She just tells me like
she's like, "I want this." And then
she'll think about it and she'll be
like, "Oh, and also this while we're at it."
it." >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> What's the budget range of what she wants?
wants?
>> Uh, it's not high. Like for Christmas,
she wanted a hot cocoa maker. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Which is just like a like a kettle.
>> That's kitchen slop.
>> This is easy bake oven.
>> That's actual kitchen.
>> I can give you this. It's a blood
pressure monitor.
>> Okay. Those are like 30 TVs
>> and a Apple Watch.
>> Okay, hold on now. Wow,
>> that's the exit strategy.
>> 38 mm.
>> Wow. The the the venom and the cure.
>> The poison and the antidote.
>> Yeah, we call that a a white girl speedball.
speedball.
>> We got a
>> Well, Croskis, how are we doing? I think
Well, Southern Lion, we're we're doing
>> That's already No, it's funny to hear.
That's already been done.
>> No, but why? I have glasses because I
went to the eye doctor a while ago.
Dude, they did so many crazy tests on me
and I I [ __ ] aced them like crazy.
>> How? What do you What do you mean like
eye test?
>> You think you aced the test? They come
out like, "Yeah, he's gay."
>> Did you have to look at the little house
that's far away?
>> Uh, yeah. I looked at the house. I could
see everything in it. There were two
guys in the window. It was It was bad.
No, I I was They did like this test. It
was a reaction test and I was like,
>> "Dude, was it is it the gray button?
It's the Yeah, it's the button and
you're testing your peripheral whenever
you see the gray squiggle.
>> Yeah, I I'd be throwing in a few like
just in case, you know.
>> I was No, you never prejud
that [ __ ] and the guy's like, "Wow, you
did really good." I'm like, "I [ __ ] know."
know."
>> Yeah, I did it. That's why I got glasses
like 3 months ago.
>> Like, when's it start?
>> This is, you know, this is here's my
frustration because I go in, I finally
take my eye appointment cuz I'm I'm
getting I'm getting annoyed that when
I'm late and I'm in an airport, it's
hard to read the signs at the end of the
hallway. Now it's [ __ ] It's just
[ __ ] annoying.
>> And I'm like, I'll go in. I'll get my
eyes tested. I take the same test. I
also ace.
>> I We destroy [ __ ] like that. Imagine
grandma trying that.
>> I'm I'm the most locked in. I've glasses
blind. You guys are both talking about
how you ace a test. You both walk out
with glasses. Like you guys fail.
>> Well, I ASSUME NO, NO, NO, NO. I assume
she told us the same thing, which is
that she's like, "You pass all the
tests. Like, you don't need glasses. If
you want, you can get them." Like, but
there's really no reason to buy these.
>> I got these because I'm driving at night
sometimes and it's a little blurry and I
didn't like that. That's the only use case.
case. >> Boom.
>> Boom.
>> And then I [ __ ] go there and I do it
and it my they did like physical tests
on my eye and the lady sat me down.
>> She actually sat down in front like like
frontwiselegged uh like a youth pastor.
>> She pulled up and she pulled up next to
me and she said, "I want to be real with
you." And she's just like this older
older lady. She's really small. And she
said, "You have the most perfect eyes
I've ever done a test on ever." And I
said, "Thank." I shook her hand. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, she shook my hand. And
>> took her hand off your thigh. She shook
your hand.
>> No, that would never. Excuse me. I don't
know her birthday, but I would never
And uh she shook my hand and I said,
"Thank you." And then she said, "Yeah,
you're a little bit farsighted. You're
super fine, but here's how the glasses
work." work and then I picked him up
like a month later cuz I forgot. And
then I came in here and then everyone
was respecting me more.
>> Everybody respects him more now.
>> It's good that you didn't choose circles.
circles.
>> You're quieter.
>> You did this.
>> You're quieter with him.
>> No, I was playing Batro.
>> I know.
>> No, he's quieter.
>> You're quieter.
>> He's quieter. I've noticed it. Yeah,
you're thinking more. I think
>> I think you're more you're you're like
thinking about what's going to come out
and you're saying I don't I doth not.
>> I think most of your outbursts have been
because you you actually can't see anything.
anything. >> Yep.
>> Yep.
>> You're just freaking out because you're blind.
blind.
>> Yeah. You're a scared.
>> Your dog starts to go blind. It starts
barking at the [ __ ] mailbox opening.
>> Swift dealing with I CAN'T SEE YOU.
>> GET THE [ __ ] OVER. DO SOME WEIRD [ __ ] I
CAN'T SEE YOU.
>> You just assume he's doing the worst
thing cuz he can't see.
>> He usually is. He usually today he wasn't.
wasn't.
>> Now that you see. Yeah.
>> Today he was. He was really normal. He
was like writing emails and it was
really but usually I swear to God I can
see crazy [ __ ] up nasty porno on his
monitor and the tour browser
>> and it's a workplace and I slap him and
I say get the [ __ ] off there. What are
you doing? What are you doing?
>> Yeah,
>> let's keep those on.
>> Yeah, you're you're going to get crazy
headaches, man.
>> Well, I'm only going to wear them at
night when I
>> Welcome to this [ __ ] life. When you
don't wear them all the time, that's
when you get the headaches. I'm the last
one, I guess.
>> New look. Well, he has performative
glasses, too. And no one talks about that.
that.
>> Yeah, but I'm saying you guys all have
glasses. I don't.
>> My theory with you is that you're spend
you spend all your stat points early,
but you die way sooner. Like you're
dying 41.
>> Yeah, I agree.
>> And like you're going to be like 2020
like the most ripped, the most handsome,
the most rich until but then 41 hits,
you're dead.
>> I think that's great though, right?
>> It's it's a choice.
>> It's a way to live. But what I don't
know what you're saying cuz he's not
doing trend. That's what like that's
what I'm saying like like what God
rolled him.
>> Like this is a fireball.
>> It makes sense that his life could be so
good up until this point without ending early.
early.
>> Would you rather a 30-year career where
you're averaging five points off the
bench or you're a starter who's like,
you know, in MVP conversations for like
six years?
>> 30 year career, five points off the
bencher. You're lying.
>> 30 career points off the bench.
>> I'm an NBA player.
>> I'm an NBA player. I'm getting
consistent contracts. I don't have to
worry about, you know, getting injured,
running out of money.
>> Are you kidding me?
>> IRA goes crazy.
>> I'm never going to be six MVPs. Like,
I'm I'm I'm, you know, I'm not going to
be better than Michael Jordan. It's like
I may as well be the bench guy for three years.
years.
>> So, if you're not going to be the best,
you might as well be on the
>> Would love some stable employment.
>> You might as well just have some stable
employment. Chip. Not too much. Yeah.
You don't want to get a starter role.
God forbid.
>> You say you're the best. You say, is
that what you're saying?
>> I'm saying I'm in the MVP conversation. Like,
Like,
>> you're in the MVP conversation of what?
>> Yeah. Like I I also
>> brand deals. What are we doing?
>> I have a streamer of the year award show.
show.
>> I think he's in the white boy be bleague conversation.
conversation.
>> I would I think I would be white boy B
or C League. Yeah,
>> cuz like cuz like triple S
>> Triple Triple S League it's like the
Timothy Shalom, the Jack Harlos. Like
that's you know. And then we got the A
tiered white boys which is A. Who's the American
and A tier along with two Hollis?
>> You really You think they You think they
share a limo together? >> I
>> I
>> I don't think they do.
>> I think Charlie's the one buying the limo.
limo.
>> That doesn't That's not the point.
>> I think Charlie's the one buying the limo.
limo.
>> Put your Put your body on my jeans.
>> Put your body on my nipples. Put my
nipples in your jeans.
That is a [ __ ] stupid bit.
>> What are you talking about? He's
self-conscious now. I've never seen him
more eviscerated on this planet Earth
than than last week when he did the
cousin the cousin idea. The great cousin
experiment and people were taking it so
seriously like I think it's [ __ ]
literally they're taking it literally.
>> Someone in the Discord I'll never forget
this and someone in the Discord just
said flat out I don't know if Nick's
ever had a good idea. Wow.
>> And Nick replied to it and it had come
like I don't know maybe a day before
that. Nick replies to it. It's just like
come on man.
>> I said what's your deal?
>> He said what's your deal?
>> And they didn't respond.
>> Bro froze. Bro froze up.
>> They do freeze.
>> Bro froze up.
>> I look I I feel a bit vindicated
>> about what?
>> On this show I've been lambasted for
giving a little push back to some of
Nick's ideas and now the people are
finally seeing work.
>> We got to decide who we're making the
show for. Man, are we making it for the
the My number one show is The Yard. My
number two show is Fear and I like both
these products equally.
>> Those people should have their
>> or we try to make each other laugh.
What's the side?
>> Real [ __ ]
>> Real [ __ ] However,
>> cuz when I say I want to have a famous
cousin, I'm trying to make you laugh,
Lwig. You understand? I think you
genuinely believe that it's a good idea.
>> Also, See, that's the thing. I also when
you were explaining it, I'm like part of
ME THINKS HE REALLY FUNNY IF I DON'T BUY
IN. Are we now torn between two worlds?
It's like I kind of think he wants
>> the yard the yard the yard 20x. I fully
have given up. I'm defeated by both the
Discord and Lwig in battle. I lose and I
roll up every week and I sit like this
and I go, "How was China Lewig?"
>> And you tell me and I go, "Whoa."
>> If you go be a streamer in 2 years.
>> It's what the people who hate us
arbitrarily think we actually are like
>> and I itch my nuts.
>> We're like all just like sucking on his
nut sack and like and like shaving it. Shaving
Shaving
stream is tucking some under my lip and
packing it.
>> They do pack my nut.
>> Packing your [ __ ] nuts.
>> God forbid a white boy have a thought on
the way to work
>> and try to share it with his [ __ ]
co-workers. God, cuz you know cuz you
know what?
>> You know what? I go to Alex and I say,
"Uh, if you had a famous cousin, who
would it be?" And he [ __ ] snap
replies, "Mr. Bean."
>> He said, "Mr. Bean,
>> Mr. Bean." I don't even know.
>> Oh, Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean. Actual Mr. Bean.
Owen. And I'm like, statue. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> I said
>> square. I said Adam Sandler would be mine.
mine.
>> No, no statue, [ __ ]
>> No statue of Adam Sandler. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> there probably is going to be one day. >> Nope.
>> Nope.
>> There's got to be one.
>> Like in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
>> Click was generational.
>> Click was not even his top five.
>> Yeah, but they still made like there's
got to be a guy in like somewhere in
Eastern Europe, >> right?
>> right?
>> Was there a Click game? >> No.
>> No.
Click came out 06.
>> It's like a GameCube game where you're
pressing A to get him to do the slow
motion thing on that woman's boobs. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> that you're saying that doesn't sound awesome.
awesome.
>> I think I would get I put that at at the
B tier in GC Explorers.
>> Click is one of the few movies to use
like a remote that controls people and
stops time in a not um pedophile way.
>> What do you mean?
>> Most uses of that. Why would it be?
>> What's the other what's the other example?
example?
>> The anime >> uh
>> uh
>> the anime remote control.
>> Dude, it's so [ __ ] It's so
>> And you end up on a notepad.
>> Not to talk Yeah, I was going to say not
to talk about current events, but I'm
putting my foot down
>> cuz God forbid we do.
>> I'm putting I'm putting my foot down.
>> If you if you watch the animes with the
little girls,
>> you don't get to just say it's a cartoon anymore.
anymore.
>> You don't get to do it's it's there's no
more cat. HOLD UP.
>> THE MAGIC AREA. I'm with you.
>> You are a [ __ ] cho.
>> No. Zebra, can you pull Moka Magika?
>> What if
>> What are you getting him to do that for?
>> Years old.
>> That's what I'm saying. That's what we
always do and we always make excuses for
these [ __ ] people.
>> I'm tired. Okay. So, just tell me.
>> Right. So, what are we doing?
>> Go to images. I'm just asking if Pa Magi
Moka Magika would count
>> for this category you're talking about.
If I meet somebody, if I if I start a
new job and my coworker says this is his
favorite anime, I'm like, "Yeah, I'm
going to beat the [ __ ] out of you after
work." We're going to kill you, man.
Wouldn't do that. We're going to beat
the [ __ ] out of the by the dumpster.
>> We're going to turn the water up slowly
until you don't notice it's boiling.
>> I talk I talk to them less.
>> It's a good show. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, Lwig. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Why is that? When is that ever a good
enough reason?
>> It's a good show.
>> You like the show?
>> When is that ever a good enough reason?
>> It's a show.
>> It's a great show.
>> Yeah. It's Can I tell you the premise?
>> Could they cross a line for you? Yes, of course.
course.
>> What is that line for you?
>> Uh, it's not already crossed.
>> Like two scenes or three scenes in the
show Danto Dan. Like they cross that
[ __ ] for sure. >> Really?
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I think it's when they I think
it's when they started getting sexual,
>> but this show's not sexual. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> This show's about actually female empowerment.
empowerment.
>> That's awesome. Again, if if the guy who
I work with at the restaurant,
>> my favorite. It's a great show.
>> If the line cook is like, "No, bro. You
got to check out Moka Magika after he
hit the cart." I'm going to [ __ ] kill
that guy. I'm not even when I tell you
I'm not even [ __ ] with you. Moka
Magica is probably pound-forpound a
better show than Sopranos
>> versus the Sopranos.
>> Yeah, I think it probably better than Sopranos.
Sopranos.
>> I think it probably beats it out. Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I think it's under Better Call Saul and
above the Sopranos.
>> Okay. Wait, I'm I'm your coworker. I'm
your coworker and I I I'm telling you
about this new HBO show. It's just like
The Sopranos, live action, but it stars
all 14-year-old girls.
>> What a decision.
>> And I'm and I'm a 42year-old man who's
your coworker at a job. And I love this
show. It's all about
>> middle school girls. >> Cool.
>> Cool.
>> And I'm just It's my It's my favorite. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> And I It's not sexual. >> No.
>> No.
>> It's not sexual. It wouldn't be on HBO.
>> And you know HBO makes great dramas. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> And they're phenomenal actors for their age.
age.
>> They got the people from the wire in there.
there.
>> I used to watch Carly. That sounds lit. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Cuz that's like a similar
>> But you think that'd be normal, >> huh?
>> huh?
>> You think that'd be normal?
>> I'd be I'd be like, "Dude, awesome."
them like maybe I don't [ __ ] I'm not
going to say let's get a beer later. >> YEAH,
>> YEAH,
>> YOU'RE NOT. WHY NOT?
>> WHY NOT? WHY NOT?
>> I'D PROBABLY be busy later.
>> So that just goes to all co-workers. You
can't get busy regardless if you would be.
be.
>> If your main selling point is HBO,
that's the first one.
>> And then this followup is 14-year-old
girls. Like yeah, like cuz no one says
you should watch a joke of Magikas. He's
got 14-y old girl. Like that's not the followup.
followup.
>> I'm sure a lot of people have said that
to other people.
>> They and they would be people who I
would call illiterate.
>> Illiterate. They're illiterate. They
have no They have no way to consume
media in a in a normal fashion.
>> Media sensibility. Yes. Their
sensibility is gone.
>> I think it's like
>> I think you should all go home and watch
a better It's like imagine I pitched to
you Stranger Stranger Things season 1.
Stranger Things season 1 except Finn
11year-old Finn Wolfhard is in a maid outfit.
outfit.
>> And it's like is that
>> I mean like AM I YOUR NORMAL NORMAL
COWORKER still
mly things?
>> He does no mly things. He just happens
to be wearing a maid outfit for the
entirety of the show. Like
>> Oh, my favorite character is I guess Finn.
Finn.
>> I'm not normal.
>> I'M NOT A NORMAL GUY.
>> OKAY. Can I
>> Well, you wouldn't get a beer with
Lewing, the the cool guy at work that
you hang out with. Hey, you want to get
a beer later, dude?
>> It's like what are girls allowed to
wear? Like, are you going to freaking
outfit police the Powerpuff Girls now?
Like, should they have on like a
freaking nun outfit?
>> Those are superheroes.
>> Yeah, they're wearing capes.
>> Same with Moka Magika. It could be fine,
Lewig. It could be fine.
>> IT IS FINE. I'VE SEEN THE whole show.
It's fine.
>> The whole show.
>> It was like a hundred times.
>> I had to watch the whole show to make
sure everything was okay.
>> Everything was on the level every frame.
I also read the manga.
>> I think my my issue tends to be when I
notice when I meet somebody who watches
a show like that and I ask them, "Oh,
that's great." You know, it's like I'm
sure it could be a good anime, whatever.
It's like, "What other shows do you
watch?" And then they show me three
other shows, SIMILAR ONES, RIGHT?
THEY'RE VERY SIMILAR. AND IT'S NOT LIKE,
OH, I WATCHED that show and also The
Sopranos and also like the new season of
Sex in the City.
>> It's on HBO, but only when you're
homesick from school. It's like that
zone from 12 to 3.
The fact that all they watch is [ __ ]
>> I need to defend myself. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> What is it? THAT'S ABOUT YOU. I THOUGHT
ABOUT YOU.
>> IT'S NOT. NO, but let me defend them, I
guess. Zebra, can you pull up Kon? Kyon.
>> I've heard Kon is good.
>> It's a great show. Oh, it's another show
that I really love and I'm asking if if
me liking this now I'm all sudden weird.
>> and they're in a band together.
>> School of Rock, >> right?
>> right? >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Is this a problem? Cuz
>> it doesn't it's not necessarily a
problem. Like,
>> you know what? You know what I think
this is?
>> What's that?
>> I think this is a male centrist point of
view. And you can't see women as lead
characters without a tying.
>> If these were all eighth grade boys, I'd
feel exactly the same. What if they're
eighth grade boys who were dressed? You know,
know,
>> that's a tough one that he clicked on. >> Huh?
>> Huh?
>> That's a tough one.
>> That's a wallpaper probably made by a pedophile.
pedophile.
>> God, download that though. Like like
>> Okay, I have a question.
>> Can we delete it by downloading it?
>> I think the problem is that
>> there are so many of these shows. It's
like there's only really one Sopranos
and then there's a couple other mob
show. There's a Borlock Empire, you
know, it's like a couple handful.
There's a good point here of like I
don't feel this way about School of
Rock. I'm not having any of these
thoughts about somebody who's a fan of Rock.
Rock.
>> I think it's just it's a it's a part of
the pattern. It's a part of the pattern.
>> There's a pattern now.
>> There's a pattern. If they watch this
show, then they've probably watched the
other one and
>> other. How about what if a guy's like,
"Yeah, my favorite comedies, School of
Rock, Billy Madison, Role Model,
everything that features like kids."
>> Yeah. Okay.
>> With adults in positions of power, >> there's
>> there's
>> What? Like, what if that's all they like?
like?
>> It'd be strange.
>> And what if you're like, "Well, what
about knocked up? You like that one?"
>> Not really for me.
>> No, I don't like I don't like the
infinite bounds of anime. I think that's
my problem. I live action's fine cuz
it's like there's an adult in the room
and it's like a human being somewhere.
It's replica. But with an anime, it's
infinite. They can do whatever.
>> I think it's just there's there are
animes that are similar that are sexual
>> and we have to be honest. It's like
we're cracking open. It's like, oh, it's
a high school swim team and on the sixth
episode they go to the beach.
>> AND THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME LOOKING at
the drawn characters boobs. Whoa. Well,
let's Hey, hey,
>> let's take care.
>> Let's get out of that. Let's get
>> I may be Israeli at a soccer game, but
>> episode 4 is the beach episode.
>> THEY HAVE ONE.
>> YES. IT'S cuz her parents own a beach
cabin. So, they
>> can make IT SO THEY DON'T OWN THAT.
THAT'S THE PART ABOUT MAKING [ __ ] UP.
IT'S PROBABLY BASED OFF A REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE.
EXPERIENCE.
>> THE WRITER in the room. All right, guys.
I know we're not making this show sexy,
but a beach episode could be fun.
Everyone's like, "Yeah, yeah, we could
do that. It would be I my my what I'm
wondering is how do you get into this
show?" Cuz you watch episode one and
you're like, "I'm just going to I'll
keep watching. I'll just make sure it
never gets there." >> Right.
>> Right.
>> Like you have to you have to take a risk.
risk.
>> Well, okay. So, and actually that's a
good point. Moka Magika. It takes three
episodes because there's three episodes
where you would watch it and if you're a
35-year-old man, you would be like, "Oh,
I'm a cho." >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Like I pull up and I and I just start
watching it and I look like this.
>> Imagine what issue that you have.
>> If you watch the first three episodes on
Southwest Airlines, like he would land
and be detained by officers.
>> If you're the type of guy willing to
push past that, then I already have a
problem with you. I don't care what the
show's about. Mo, but most but most I
think anime is a
>> I'm actually on the plane right now. I
This is I've loaded it up. I've
sideloadaded it with a thumb drive in
the airplane headset and I'm watching it
and I'm
>> Are you watching it subbed or dubbed?
>> I'm watching it obviously dubbed.
>> It's a Raspberry Pi.
>> Sorry. It's obviously subbed and I'm
watching it and I'm like,
>> "Yeah, your mouth open." >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> my mouth is open and I'm eating the
little pretzels they gave me.
>> Would you like any sort of snacks or
We're coming through with the cart.
Okay. Uh, if you want, she's asleep.
Could you wake her up?
>> You know what I'm saying? So, there's a
problem here.
>> No. Yeah. There'd be an officer waiting
for you when the plane lands,
>> right? So, what are we doing?
>> Well, that what you would do is you
would at least hit episode 4 during the
plane ride cuz then everyone would be
like, "Oh, I get it." >> Really?
>> Really?
>> Yeah. Episode 4 changes everything.
>> It changes everything.
>> I'm two rows behind in the aisle, so I
can straight see his iPad that he's
watching on. He hits episode 4 on the
plane. No audio. I'm seeing I'm like
everyone playing goes, "Oh my god, I get it."
it."
>> And they would walk up to you be like,
"Sorry, I literally thought you were a
Chomo. That looks so awesome."
>> Isn't it crazy how the glasses make him
more dignified, but also more Chomo like
like I believe your character right now.
>> Yes, cuz when they're off, I never would
think either of those of you.
>> No, of course not. >> WHOA.
>> WHOA.
>> MY GOD, THAT'S AN AWESOME SHOW. YOU
SHOULD TELL ME about it.
>> Yeah. I'm going to fire up The Dark
Knight for the sixth time in on this
flight and I'm going to fall asleep
>> like a [ __ ] normal guy.
>> That's good. Um, yeah. Look, and and to
answer your question, there are shows
that are
>> just not good, you know? They that look
like that show, but
>> but they go there.
>> But they go there.
>> There's also ones that explicitly go
there because it's cartoons, so they
like feel a license. Like there's
literally like that kind of [ __ ] for
jerking off,
>> which is gross. And so it's just all
adjacent. It is.
>> It's solid, Jason. And so I'm I'm
putting my [ __ ] foot down right here,
right now. Number one,
>> I think my my least reasonable trait
with this is I when someone says an
anime is good, like when they just say
it in passing it to me, in my head, I
think it No, IT'S NOT.
>> YEAH, I think that's really reasonable.
I'm not kidding. So awesome.
>> I think you should say you should say
no, it's not. It's like
like somebody part of me when somebody
talks about like the new season of JJK
came out and I'm like it's dog [ __ ] probably.
probably.
>> Yeah. I and I this is my most toxic
trade by far.
>> There is some controversy with the
episode 4 that came out recently. So
that you're not off on that one.
>> But I think that's a bad trade. I think
>> it is. It is. I think that's actually
the best way to consume anime
>> because I've watched anime I've enjoyed,
but I still am like
>> I think anime is one of the few forms of
media that you should go off of what
your friend recommends and not like what
votes and polls and ratings are.
>> And why is that? Maybe because the fan
base is so off.
>> I think it's because they become
obsessive fans and overruns. It's just
THERE'S NEVER LIKE THE the hit anime of
the season is never about some beautiful
35year-old woman who teaches hold
>> who teaches classes teaches adult classes.
classes.
>> It's adult classes for adults and she's
and and it's and her students they're
all postgrad postgrad.
>> They're all 20 24 to 30.
>> It's an anime about PhD programs.
>> It's a PhD anime.
>> This exists.
>> What is it?
>> Okay. Well,
>> does it and does it have a beach episode?
episode?
>> Kaiju number eight. Okay. Recent show
last season about a 33y old man
>> and uh and
>> on his deathbed
>> and and he's a and he's a janitor. >> Wow.
>> Wow.
>> And he aspires to work in the same
industry as his 31-year-old classmate
who is a powerful woman who leads the army.
army. >> Cool.
>> Cool.
>> Okay. So, all right. And that's great
anime for adults.
>> Cool. Some anime for adults. I'm into that.
that.
>> Yeah. Finally. It took us a while to get here.
here.
>> There's adults in it.
>> That's awesome.
>> That's cool.
>> That's cool. Novel.
>> There's a what's it called? Dragon.
Dragon made anime.
>> Look, I'm saying I'm not saying there is Okay.
Okay. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> So, Miss Kobayashi's dragon, she's
actually, and I'm not saying this
sarcastically, she's much older THAN SHE LOOKS.
LOOKS. REALLY?
REALLY?
>> YEAH. SO, this would be like weird why
they went for a younger look.
>> WHY NOT JUST WHY COULDN'T MAKE HER A
LITTLE BIT LOOKING OLD?
>> WHY not make her old?
>> Why not make her like 25?
>> Asian don't raise them.
>> Well, Asian don't raise.
>> Asian don't raise, right?
>> Yeah. Asian don't raise. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Is she Asian? I thought she was a dragon.
dragon.
>> Well, I think dragons are mostly Asian.
>> Anime design. Well, he's a 35year-old
janitor who's also a dragon.
>> Designing a woman. Well, she looks like
she's 12.
>> THAT'S NOT WHY SHE ALWAYS [ __ ] 12.
>> Here's the issue that kind of defends
your argument is there's a lot of manga
who draw
>> those are people that draw manga.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> That draw great shows. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> And and you know those shows are the
ones that are defensible. The ones that
maybe include like a middle school girl,
but it's not in a creepy way.
>> Then they turn OUT TO BE PEDOPHILES.
>> THAT HAPPENS.
>> That happens.
>> Really? Does it happen a lot for clown
and kitchen? Does it happen a lot? It
happens enough
>> enough to where you can talk about it
and be like that.
>> Is a special country where you can walk
into their equivalent of a Barnes & Noble
Noble
>> and and there's a section in there where
an octopus, you know, [ __ ] a whole town.
town.
>> An underage town.
>> Well, underage town. That's interesting.
>> Japanese barns infrastructure.
See, I'd watch that. There's something
to learn from that.
>> It's marine biology and interesting.
>> I think this all this all makes sense
and this all makes my theory 100% right.
What I'm finding what I'm finding as you
guys get older, the people around me get
older, you start to coalesce toward the
ways I think. I kind of agree with
always right
>> and I it's shocking to me after this
conversation that of the two of you one
of you has been deemed
>> brand unsafe
>> unable to appear
>> have you heard about this
>> unable to appear on a stream
>> the very sweet part is that Lwig vouched
and he said how do we include slime
which I thought was beautiful I would
never in a million years have thought he
would say that
>> and we can get Slime on if Slime deletes
all of his Twitter
>> that was a joke, right? No, that that
part was
>> That was a joke.
>> What? I don't think that was a joke.
>> That was definitely a joke.
>> I don't think that part was a joke.
>> They vetted him. They went and looked.
>> No, no. I'm saying they they didn't like
the Twitter, but I don't think if he
deletes it, they'd be like, "Oh, I see.
I see." >> Basically,
>> Basically,
Lig was like, "Yeah, I think it'd be
cool to include my [ __ ] best friend
>> who wears glasses now because he's more
mature and watches normal [ __ ]
>> Can I can I can I come clean?" >> What?
>> What?
>> They didn't actually say no.
>> What? that initially I wanted you on and
then I saw the glasses and I thought it
was a bad look. So I asked Kelby if he
could lie. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> To make up a reason to not include you.
I feel bad now.
>> If this all was true, it would have
happened 10 minutes ago, which it
[ __ ] did. And I just got these today.
>> But anyway,
they apparently looked I I got my
Twitter audited. Obviously it's a brand.
>> I got my Twitter audited and they looked
through it this brand and they said no.
>> You have you said on Twitter. That's
what I TRIED TO SAY.
>> He's been a brand risk since the sucking
[ __ ] off. Slim and Slim Jim has never
sold more product than in the week after
the Slim.
>> I would argue they have probably with
their Mr. Beast collab infinitely more.
>> Let me read off the last thing I
tweeted, which was 5 hours ago. You tell
me if this is a brand risk in any way at all.
all.
>> It was a fun game.
>> Just got off the phone with Los. This is
true. I was talking to Los. Uh, he's
hurting real bad right now and y'all
need to give him a break. He was
facetiming me butt ass eating chicken
wings in the bathroom which he only does
when he's scared. We stand with ice. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> The what? Tell me what part of that me
checking in my [ __ ] day one boy love.
>> And this doesn't is there more context
on this if you're 90% of people
listening right now who has no idea what
he just said.
>> That's don't look you live a good happy life.
life.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck in school.
I'm just saying there's an associate out
there who [ __ ] puts on dope ass
content and fire ass streams and he's
getting [ __ ] dog piled top to bottom.
>> Top to bottom.
>> Top to bottom.
>> The throttle.
>> Well, hold on. Let me just read some
replies. Maybe you know what? The first
one that's on me. I shouldn't do that.
But I replied I replied to Los. I said,
"It's all good, Los. We stand with you,
bro. Sometimes I think about how me and
my sister would make a good couple. Lol.
>> So like what
what's the problem?
>> Everything's in order.
>> What's the problem? That's your question
is what is the problem?
>> Everything's in order here.
>> Like what should you have said
differently to be more maybe brand friendly?
friendly?
>> I just want to [ __ ] like I love brands.
You guys know this.
>> I know this.
>> Yeah, I do know this. It gets me all to
sort of twisted and I started thinking
about my sister different.
>> I love thinking about her different.
It's just like we have so much in common.
common.
>> That that's like what
>> it would just make sense from like a
like a utility.
>> Like if I just met her on the street,
I'd be like, "Damn, you're perfect for
me and you're beautiful."
>> It makes sense. Like if you didn't have
the context of her, then
>> we can watch [ __ ] Los Poo's TV.
>> You're sounding like a guy who watches a
lot of anime right now.
>> All right, fine. Let me read this last
one. Tell me tell me if this is a
problem. Tell me if this is a problem.
And if it is, and if you're honest with
me, I will shut up forever.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> I said I replied to him cuz he was
getting dog pow, bro. And I said, "Bro,
[ __ ] the haters, dude. Don't let woke
muzzle you. We love what Ice is doing
and we are Chomos." # Chomon Nation. #
Los Pooos Chomosquad. # Wingstop Partner.
Partner.
>> Yeah, it's the three little pigs, but
all houses are made of straw. Like, what
do you want?
>> So, you're saying that's a problem? He
deleted the tweet that replied cuz I
think it
>> You blew the house down yourself. >> Fine.
>> Fine.
>> So, you think you think all of that's
clean? That's good game. just saying AND
IT'S LIKE YEAH BRO like this is America bro.
bro. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> That's all.
>> We're not going to get any sponsors on
[ __ ] this [ __ ] What are you talking about?
about?
>> To be clear this we lose it all.
>> We've lost a bunch.
>> We've lost one like two. >> Two.
>> Two.
>> We've lost two and one of them was
Nick's fault. We've had to do so many.
We had to make which one was Nick's
fault. That gun's me. Wasn't that you?
>> I feel like you're the guy who brought
the gun in the room. Dude, you [ __ ]
fired it a bunch.
>> You dry fired that gun in my mouth.
>> We lost two sponsors. We've had to do so
many free make goods.
>> We've done a lot of make goods over
there. Also, we've gotten from several partners.
partners.
>> Last year, Last year was our worst year
in ad revenue ever because we lost those
sponsors and we did like five make goods.
goods.
>> [ __ ] worth it.
>> It's not I didn't but like I love brands
so much. These are not my fault. If you
look at the actual data, it's bro. just
saw if these sponsors just saw how much
you love the brand.
>> IF THEY SAW THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL, BRO.
BRO.
>> To be clear, I'm cool with it. Like, I
don't mind.
>> I know. Hey,
>> I don't mind losing all these partners
like flies. Honestly,
>> you do. No. No. I know how much this one
pays. No, no, no. This one, we do care,
Lwig. We do care about this part.
>> On the show. You're not listening to me
>> on this show.
>> He said, "Yeah, he said."
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> I will say this, and I don't blame you,
bro. And I know that I will be the
here's the thing. I can be your
righteous arm of truth.
>> Right. Okay. What's that mean?
>> So when you need to be safe, >> right?
>> right?
>> I you you tell me what you need. And in
a way you can think of me as whatever I
say is like a secret mouthpiece for Lwig.
Lwig.
>> The the secret mouth.
>> Arm of truth is the secret mouth.
>> It is. Thank you so much.
>> And I can use that mouth whenever.
>> And you can use that mouth anytime you
want it.
>> All right. I'll fors
you have it all. So we can do brand
integrations with the secret mouth of truth.
truth.
>> I'm using my secret mouth for you.
>> I can't believe
>> my secret mouth keeps me connected to my
favorite brands. Like hungry root. >> My
>> My
the h I'm getting so hungry and only one
mouth needs to be fed. It's a secret
mouth of truth.
>> It's a secret.
>> Yeah. Yeah. This is great. And I
appreciate that.
>> You like that
>> Red Bull for my secret mouth.
>> My secret mouth needs it now.
>> My secret mouth needs it to survive.
>> Zipper, can you pull up the thing in the
group chat? We've been doing this show
>> I'm going to get to your little secret
mouth later. I told I was going to grab
his waist in the workplace earlier.
>> I told Aiden that I I threatened him
with it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm going to grab that waist in the
[ __ ] workplace later. Dude,
>> can you stop at a random time?
>> You You're the boss of this.
>> This This is a great graphic.
>> I wanted to know where y'all are sitting.
sitting.
>> I'm sitting obviously sitting between
two girl presents.
>> I know, dude. Dude, I was ex It's same.
>> You're taking middle seat.
>> I've had a crush on girl preso for a
long time.
>> I'm going five every day of the week.
>> If you're not picking three, I don't
know what the [ __ ] I'm going. I'm in
between Nick Yingling, Travis Kelce. I'm
pulling up the I beer phone. Here's my question.
question.
>> You're You're in five with a lot of
coloring books.
>> I'm doing I beer phone like this and
they're both going. Here's my question.
You're in row five. The plane goes down.
Who you putting the mask on first?
>> Uh you put myself, brother, cuz I
listen. That's a good answer, bro.
>> That's a good [ __ ] answer.
>> Pass the test.
>> What's the worst seat?
>> Uh, the worst seat is probably
>> Well, according to what we were just
talking about, it'd be next to it would
be number two.
>> The worst seat's eight. Can we be real?
>> The worst seat is.
It's not her. That's the problem. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Do I look like that?
>> I mean, you're separated between Aiden and
and
>> if I look like that, I think I agree.
>> I think the worst seat is four.
>> Of course. I think
>> this is shoes off slime.
>> Oh, right.
>> Oh, the shoes are off.
>> That's actually a good point.
>> There's a graphic there.
>> Yeah, that's fine. You'll smell them.
>> His feet, bro.
>> His feet.
>> MY FEET DON'T SMELL. KILL YOURSELVES.
I'VE SAID THIS BEFORE.
>> You clearly struck a nerve there. So,
let's let's
>> because I've had to say it so many times.
times.
>> And people with good smelling feet
usually blow up like that.
>> Yeah, they usually
>> they usually freak out crazy like that.
>> It's so It's so [ __ ] disgusting the
way you twist the words of an honest
man. Uh, I would I would say four and
then three cuz that [ __ ] will get me
banned from FA.
>> I'm going three. I'm probably like this.
Boom. Both sides and I'm full grip. >> Yuck.
>> Yuck.
>> Full grip and three.
>> You're full gripping on the blade
>> with with girl pres.
>> And then and then alternate timeline use
in the baggie nachos. Like what the [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Yep. Uh-huh. Like look at him. He's
[ __ ] one might be the worst in the house.
house.
>> Get an air dome. One is a mess.
One's gross, man.
>> One is so gross, bro.
>> You're like, where did he get them? One
is definitely a snack on the plane.
Bring those from the movies.
>> I think the eye test from the aisle,
like I'm walking down the aisle on a
real plane. One is the worst because
it's like this guy's eating nachos.
>> Dude, we're watching a [ __ ] watching
the [ __ ] Batman.
>> Using the middle seat for
>> your fingers are covered in cheese everywhere
everywhere
>> because I'm sharing with the person the
lucky contestant to enter one.
>> Dude, you literally have it on your
fingers. Look at it. >> So,
>> So,
>> yeah, because I was just like, do you
want some?
>> How else am I going to give it to them?
You can suck it right off of >> you.
>> you.
You're trying to grab my waist with the
cheesy fingers.
>> I will say Aiden on planes. He He does
take the window seat and he just kind of
balls up in the corner. So eight
actually might be a play cuz then you
just get to hang out with Leslie after
>> haircut and you get to be you get to ask
Aiden about his favorite aircraft.
>> I would also I could lean over and talk
to you too.
>> I guess you do get access to Lwig.
>> I'd lean over. I'd be like, "Hey." Um,
the squeaks one is interesting because
you must bring a friend. It seems
there's two seats to choose.
>> You just get to pick.
>> No, you get to pick which window.
>> You just get to pick window in the middle.
middle.
>> I mean, squeeze is a good one cuz weird
window aisle as a choice.
>> That's probably what I'm picking.
>> Damn, this is Yeah. I mean, four I would
like four more if I was window because I
can bow out if I want to. I don't like
that I'm forced to be in the dynamic,
you know?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that I think I think
that's the sacrifice you make is like
you cannot turn this this TV off. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Right. So, you better like the show that
you're watching. Um, but this is a great
thought experiment. I think this is a great
great
>> And let us know at home and let us know
at home where you would sit now than
playing with us. And nine's not a bad
option. So, don't be mean.
>> Dude, I Brawl I sent you guys this.
Brawl Pro messaged me and cuz he saw
this graphic and he was like, "Why is
the trash next to Lwig?" And I said, "He
uses a garbage wag when he travels
instead of like luggage." He said,
'What's his reasoning? And I said that
it's easy or something. We tell him it's
insane. We tell him he's insane all the
time. And he asked, "How?" And I said,
"You're starting to pull on the thread
that we've been trying to pull on for years."
years."
>> And Nick cracked the case wide the [ __ ] open.
open.
>> And I'm That's the thing is I'm your
boy, but this is a one-way [ __ ]
street these days cuz I just go to bat
for you when you when you're [ __ ]
irrational and you got some [ __ ] I'm
like, I go to bat for you. And guess
what you [ __ ] do, bro? I don't even
want to say it. Makes me sick. I sent
this conversation west coast
>> to the group chat.
>> That's my famous cousin.
>> Ludwick says it fits things easier.
Cumbersome shapes, unfolded clothes.
It's a malleable container. I can tell
he's in an Uber right now cuz he's responding.
responding. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Aiden says it breaks when MacBook in
there though. And then Lewig said,
"Betas make their affairs fit in defined
shapes. Alphas let their affairs dictate
the shape." WOW, BRO.
>> AND THEN Nick said, "Santa figured this
out thousands of years ago."
>> And that's the [ __ ] smoking gun.
That's the conversation that
>> does because Do you think Santa Claus
rolls up with a bunch of [ __ ] pelicans?
pelicans?
>> He doesn't have a trash bag.
>> They're not ready for that conversation, bro.
bro.
>> He literally has a glorified trash bag. Yes.
Yes.
>> He has a more stable bag that slightly
more stable, but not really compared to Glad.
Glad.
>> Would Would you appreciate and respect
him more if he had some sort of canvas bag?
bag?
>> Yes. If Lwig was bringing a large
Christmas sack on the plane with him, I
would be like, "Wow, that's such a good idea."
idea."
>> I'd get a Christmas sack zipper. I mean,
did we pull it up already? The picture
of me from 2016.
>> If that was your bag on planes, I'd
respect my sub.
>> But instead, you bring you bring a hefty
garbage bag that has a hole in it
because your MacBook Air's corner has
broken it open.
>> If there's a hole in it, it's probably
not Hefty. It's probably glad.
>> Yeah. Just to be crystal, hefty would
not have a hole. And I've put my MacBook
in several times and it never [ __ ]
rips. The MacBook stays.
>> It literally did on the last trip we
went on.
>> A little hole, but the MacBook didn't
fall out.
>> No, but there was a hole. There's a hole
in my
>> The clothes have to breathe, dude. You
can't just leave. It'll get moisture
will get trapped in there.
>> Um, can you look top by week?
>> I'm [ __ ] I'm right. You're right. I'm
[ __ ] dumb.
>> I don't know if it's a week or a month.
But uh uh there was there was a picture
that I posted from the 2016 2026 trend
and it was me in uh 2016 traveling to Genesis
Genesis
uh with a bag. I was running the same
method, but instead of using a trash
bag, I used a pillowcase. run. We're not
by month. It's by month.
>> I do think it's for all like to give you
evil credit. You really actually have
always been like this. It's kind of like
how I sleep on the floor still. Like you
can't take the trailer park out of the
boy and your trailer park is carrying
around a bag arbitrarily.
>> Dude, your eyes are crazy, bro.
>> So I thought you had my back and [ __ ] right?
right?
>> But it's just Is it because of the
stress of the bag? Like
>> it's a it's the [ __ ] iPhone flips it,
>> dude. It is so insane that it's actually
like that.
>> But if you flipped it, it would just be
on the other. Yeah, but my head's also
[ __ ] obviously tilted.
>> I I love the camera.
>> It's great, man. You still got the bag.
You still a page fan.
>> I'm saying I'm saying what what I'm
saying is this is better than trash bag.
>> Where did that smile go? Can I Can we
talk about that? That's like you lost
it, bro. You've not felt joy. That is
just pure joy.
>> They touched me in the office one time.
I've been different ever since. >> Quieting.
>> Quieting.
I've been different ever since. You
>> You can't say that. Why? What'll happen?
Who's going to investigate it?
>> It's supposed to be between us.
>> Yeah. You saw
>> Oh, no. The HR guy touched me. That's
why I'm quiet.
>> He could fire me.
>> He could, but he won't because there's a
power dynamic.
>> actually so much.
>> And the pleasure you gave me that night.
Yeah, you took it. You'll always have it
over him.
>> It's so volatile what you guys do.
>> You cast a spell with your mind and your
body. this game you will play of cat and
mouse. It's dangerous. I want you to
know that.
>> It's sick that we play it and it's a
game we keep [ __ ] playing.
>> Yeah, dude. Some joy has left your
heart. I noticed that.
>> I watched old I watched I recently
watched one of Slime's old Salty Ice
Climber videos. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> And I was watching all these clips of
you and there was just a wonder that
I've never I haven't seen since back then.
then.
>> He's too stressed these days.
>> When he goes when he goes Anthony and
he's trying to tell you something on
stream yelled for you. He He yelled for
my government.
>> He yelled for your government. He wanted
something for his government.
>> There was just joy joyous spirit in
that. And what happened to him? >> Um,
>> Um,
>> did the money change him?
>> The money for sure changed me, bro. And
I'm hoping to switch up more.
>> I remember a long time ago at Smash Camp
when Lewig first started streaming, he
was talking to Duke Vitro and Duke Vro's
like, "Yeah, I just bought a Maserati."
And Lewig was like, "I'm going to buy
one, too."
>> Me, too. I
>> And it was like I And I I heard this. I
was like, "No, you're not." I didn't say
anything. Cuz
>> you said, "Me, too." Actually,
>> I don't know what that is.
>> That's really funny.
>> I know.
>> Maybe I was referring to the movement.
>> It was around the same era. I I probably
wasn't interested in the Maserati,
>> bro. He's been stressed. I told I said
on Wednesday, he doesn't reply to me. I
said, "You're stressed out, bro. I can
tell. Hit a hakuna matata one time. It
works." I don't know if he did or not.
>> I didn't cuz I didn't know how to hit a
hakuna matata.
>> Say it.
>> You say it.
>> It means no worries. Mhm.
>> So you just go hakuna matata >> matata.
>> matata. >> Right.
>> Right.
>> Let it wash over you, bro.
>> Hakuna matata. Let me wash you with a
sponge. Let it wash over you.
>> He left the office that day just so damn
stressed out. I wanted to wash all the
stress off him.
>> I wanted to hose you down. I want
bubbles in stress in my heart.
>> You got stress in your heart.
>> I'm a stressless individual
>> and I want it soapy. You want to talk
about a high stress individual, buddy?
Look in the mirror.
>> Those Minecraft runs are taking a toll
on you. Damn
politic here.
>> I'm bringing a politic. He bitched you, bro.
bro.
>> He [ __ ] me in chat, bro. He'll say
the most mean [ __ ] of all time in my
chat while I'm just like trying to
[ __ ] figure it out.
>> He was like He was like, "Do you see the
last death I had?" And I was like, "No,
I didn't see death 40 to 50."
>> Oh, dude, it was [ __ ] up. Literally,
it did. There was an actual bug where it
doesn't load in, right? And the the lava
like spawns behind you even though
you've been there for a while. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> It It was really interesting. And
everyone was like, "Okay, actually
genuinely unluck. You're terrible at the
game, but genuine unluck. Sorry for your
loss. Load up another one, pig." And I
did. It's been fun. I like the game, but
it's hard. I can't
>> It's funny to watch
>> cuz player is he
>> Well, most of the information that he's
getting is real-time information from
chat. And so it's like a lot of what
he's doing is discerning what
information is real or not. Yeah.
>> And at certain point chat is trying to
be helpful, but at other times they just
want him to die because they wanted to
experience it. So
>> two things I have believed up until this
point and I found out yesterday were
wrong. One, that copper helmet will stop
skeletons from getting mad at you. >> Uh,
>> Uh,
>> oh my god, funny. Okay, Zipper laughed.
It's the hardest I've ever heard him laugh.
laugh.
>> Really funny.
>> Number two is that every Netherite block
you mine in the Nether has a small
chance to just be lava instead.
I don't even think I would believe that one.
one.
>> Stranger things happened.
>> When I first played the game with
Atriarch, I convinced him that Q was a
handwarming animation and so I told him
to do it over lava and he just threw his
[ __ ] in the lava.
>> Oh my god, bro.
>> And that was awesome.
>> So yeah, I'm getting But I I'm very
cautious. I can tell cuz now I've been
around and now I know what sometimes I
know what's right and what's wrong. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> But
>> But
>> you've been in fortress. You've been in
B. You've been all sorts of
>> I've been [ __ ] a warrior. in all
sorts of places
>> and then I found a woodland mansion and
I had the best run of my whole entire
career and I wanted to go inside and
then everything went wrong. But it was
probably the funniest [ __ ] that's ever happened.
happened.
>> No, it's a true treat to watch you explore.
explore.
>> So, it was fun, but I like it. It
>> Once I saw the big [ __ ] chicken, I
was just like, what happened to
Minecraft? Not Not in a bad way. Just
like when did I when did I not see all
this [ __ ] change?
>> Like literally over the past 10 years.
>> 10 years.
>> Yeah. Like Woodland Mansions is not a
recent update.
>> Everyone knows this.
>> Uh, everyone who's played it within the
last 10 years for more than an hour.
Yeah, maybe
>> at least Nosh still owns it cuz >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> I mean, thank God.
>> Wait, what?
>> But he has the Candy Room.
>> NHSH doesn't own it anymore,
>> guys. Microsoft bought it.
>> Wait, I mean they probably like hired
him or something, right? Cuz he was like
he was kind of the face of the game.
Like everybody liked him. He was like he
>> what I like about he never shares his
personal beliefs.
>> Oh, it's straight to the point. I'm a
dev and I'm a gamer.
>> Keeps kept it simple.
>> What's the face?
>> You know Kanye apologized recently.
>> Dude, I saw I saw bro turning a new He's
>> he's like me too.
>> Yeah. Uh I you know what I think we all
just say, you know what, Kanye, I think
we should all tweet tomorrow. It's a
school walk out. I think we should say
Kanye, we forgive you. The Kanye we
forgive you school walk out. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> For K K through six.
>> Also, don't the na na challenge. Don't
let your teacher see you nigh na. Stand
up and na na and don't let your teacher
see you.
>> If you get caught, you lose.
>> You get caught, you lose.
>> It's the K through six nanny challenge.
The grade 7 through 12 can you steal
Douggee challenge.
>> Kanye, we forgive you fundraiser.
>> That's actually what the Rockathon's
going to be. It's the Kanye we forgive you.
you.
>> Couldn't think of a cause. So there's no
there's no horrible thing that's
happening in America right now that we
can really think of. But finally, a
positive note.
>> The Rockathon for Kanye's cure.
>> No, the Rock the Rockathon for Kanye's
apology to spread awareness of the
apology and we take all the proceeds,
but we'll really spread that apology around.
around.
>> You've been using Rocket Money a lot.
>> I use Rocket Money literally like every day.
day.
>> That's so crazy. It's like the be It's
the absolute best tool for like
aggregating all your different accounts
in one place.
>> I'm not kidding. It is. It just is.
>> Wait, so I It just is. I No [ __ ] guys.
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>> That's how you know it's not [ __ ]
guys. You didn't even know we were going
to read it. Rocket Money, it's just I'm
not even reading this.
>> Rocket Money, it's so good about it off
the show.
>> It's just the best [ __ ] way to get
all your different credit cards accounts
in one place and see all of it at one
place and just [ __ ] use it.
>> Really uses it. I don't we've got it in
4K the most because I've tried to really
>> I'm not joking%
and and and the and Rocket Money pays
for monkeys to fight you. We don't need
to use like
>> no shell I'm not trying to sh anything.
I just straight up like the product. I
just [ __ ] like the product.
>> Well, it's a it's a personal finance ad
that helps finds and cancels your
unwanted subscriptions, monitors your
spending, and helps lower your bill so
you can grow your savings. Nick,
>> it all of that. It does all of that. You
should just use it. You should just use it.
it.
>> Can we not [ __ ] What's What's the gag?
gag?
>> Yeah. Like what's the joke that we
usually do? This one is just good. I use it.
it.
>> I am cuz you usually it's like Yeah. We
do the read and it's like fine. I am
surprised that you are
>> Don't know. Sometimes you get [ __ ]
spade a spade.
>> You know what I mean? You can also use
it to check.
>> You can see all your subscriptions in
one place. What they're not even telling
me to say is true. You can see
everything in one place. Aiden, it's you
know hard. Why is it so hard to see
everything in one [ __ ]
realizing is I think maybe the brands
that we work with are just getting paid
because Nick uses their services like
>> they just know
>> he's just a whale for rocket money.
>> You sleep on the mattress. You you use
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rocketmoney.com/theard.
Back to the episode. Well, Aiden is
gonna pick the charity that um he he won
>> from the 10K challenge. I was doing the
10K challenge.
>> Oh, you won it. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Was it Was it a year?
>> It was a year buying $10,000 worth of
stocks. Whoever makes the most in the
year gets to pick the charity goes to
Aiden's I think entire portfolio went up
like 50%. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Hey, well done, man. You're a really
talented investor.
>> Thanks, man.
>> You got lucky one because I'm smart.
>> You got lucky off one stock is 90% of
his income.
>> No. All you need is one.
>> Honestly, it was even.
>> All you need is one. What do you think?
>> One really did well, but it was like
they were all good.
>> What was the one that did well?
>> Uh TMC, the medals company.
>> Tiny Meek Club. The [ __ ] Cody Co podcast,
podcast,
>> bro. You bet. You bet long on Cody Co.
>> He bet long and that [ __ ] paid off.
>> [ __ ] up.
>> I mean, apparent
Cody Co prosper so I get some money.
>> He makes great videos.
>> No, he's an unethical investor cuz I put
all my [ __ ] in UNH, you know, like
healthare companies that are helping people.
people.
>> That's right. healthare companies also
is cutting edge crypto
>> and the charity is down with Noel Miller.
Miller.
>> I'm getting Noel Miller
Miller bring back
and get rid of Noel
raising money for
>> I need to update y'all. He's gone too now.
now. >> Noel
>> Noel
>> Yeah, the podcast is over.
>> No, he's not. He's doing his own not
because of any sort of
>> Not because of Woke. Woke hasn't come
for him.
>> Woke hasn't come for no
>> until now. Until me. >> Oh,
>> Oh,
>> I'm coming for He's over.
>> He's over. And then Cody back on top.
>> With the $19,000 we raised.
>> It's over. >> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> You said you better say your [ __ ]
prayers, dude. All right. So, you won.
So, what is it? What are you What are
you doing?
>> He's going to pick the charity.
>> Oh, have you picked it? Oh, yeah. We
just heard. I think
>> I have my I have my top candidate, but I
a bunch of people sent me suggestions.
>> Okay. So, and then you have been
dodging. So, the loser was supposed to
run through Wall Street, literally in
Manhattan. Yeah. In a business suit, run
like a 5K.
>> It The loser was meant to run a 5K in a
business suit with a briefcase
>> on Wall Street.
>> Yeah. Again, Wall Street was brought up
as a location. Now, I I actually
discovered recently that Wall Street's
in New York.
>> It's in New York City.
>> Cuz I always referred to the Wall Street
of the West,
>> San Jose, California.
>> Right. That makes sense. I can get that confused.
confused.
>> Right. He's like, "How can I get on a
45minute flight?"
>> And so this this has come, as you would
have guessed, as a shock to me.
>> You're shocked.
>> A shock to my system.
>> Of course,
>> that they're like, "You have to go to
New York." I'm like, "What?"
>> Cuz I already booked my flight to San Jose.
Jose.
>> Oh, no.
>> With the charity proceeds.
>> That's like $110.
>> No, I know. I got first with the charity
proceeds. It was like $700.
>> So, it's like, what am I supposed to do?
Like, I can't get the money back for the
charity. I said no refunds. I said no to
the [ __ ]
>> Interesting. It's like a $100.
>> You don't have the funds to do that.
>> Well, I could tap into more of my
charity funds, but I only made like a couple.
couple.
>> Lwig was dodging this part of the bet,
by the way. So, we made we called it out
on on Lemonade St.
>> To be clear. Hold up. Hold up.
>> And we also
>> I dodged it the day after I lost. They
made this episode. >> Like,
>> Like,
>> they gave me 24 hours and then they made
>> Because he prejacked it. He prejacked
that he wouldn't do it. I'll
>> be clear. You've basically only been
saying you're not going to do it.
>> Exactly. Exactly. So, the comments,
>> what do you want them to do?
The comments across like Lewig's
subreddit, his shorts, his YouTube
videos, our yard episodes are like, "Do
do not let Lwig forget that he has to do
this." And Lwig texted me. He said, "By
the way, did your podcast happen to
mention the 5K bet?" Getting a lot of
comments. And I said, "Lol, yeah, we we
did a clip." And he said, "Why does a
fledgling podcast attack a workingclass
And and guess and guess what? No reply.
>> What? Oh, you had nothing to say. Oh,
cat got your tongue.
>> No, I said you're so snatched now.
You'll run it so quick and fast. >> Okay,
>> Okay,
>> here's the deal. I don't get it cuz it
is a fledgling podcast and it gets like
a fraction of the viewership of my video.
video.
>> I'm surprised anyone even commented from
you know what I mean? Like
>> it's interesting they found the podcast
that it's bought it to some degree.
>> People like no one
>> will people if you count Yeah. like chat Roblox
Roblox
>> the listener guys I'm here for I'm got I
got through the ads I'm here
>> finally what now what product are we
looking at today
>> it was my birthday during ad seven if
anyone wants
>> they hold their breath again cuz they
had to pause to write how they feel
about the ads
>> I'm going back under water I'll see you
guys at minute 20
>> this weekend I flew to Baltimore to
interview the mayor of Baltimore for
Lemonade stand and the person
>> that helped set this up uh was like uh
the mayor's comm's guy. He listens to
Lemonade Stand and he helped get us
connected and and get this interview
that or he was the contact we got
introduced to. This whole time it's just
been like normal back and forth getting
this ready. We do the episode day of he
shows up up a bit early and he's shaking
hands around the room like meeting
everybody the comm's director and he
shakes my hand and just goes doctor and
then moves on to the next person. >> Wow,
>> Wow,
>> dude. It's some Hail Hydra [ __ ]
>> And I was like no way.
>> Wa. Oh, so he's not a [ __ ] LS Pedo.
He's a goddamn yard.
>> He's a yard patriot. >> Yes,
>> Yes,
>> dude. Patriots in control. So many of
our fans are now growing up and entering
the real actual workforce and the
government. And the Patriots are in control.
control. >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> And we can send the We can send the word
whenever we want. We need to You guys
need to apply for ICE and do some real
inside damage.
>> What's our sleeper agent word?
>> Um it shouldn't be.
>> It's doctor.
>> Doctor. He's holding up the three and
Aiden's like
>> the medical field is is kind of harder to
to
>> doctor just comes up a lot though. Yeah.
>> Yeah. But he's what is he calling?
>> Nine dogs. >> Nine.
>> Nine.
>> Yeah. Are I am the I am the ninth dog.
>> It's like in uh the call sign like one
battle after another. It's like how many
dogs will it take? It's like nine dogs
will take care of each other and you
have to say it completely right in a bathroom.
bathroom.
>> I don't I DON'T REMEMBER HOW MANY DOGS.
HOW MANY [ __ ] DOGS BY MY DAUGHTER?
>> SEVEN, EIGHT, I DON'T KNOW.
>> That's not the amount of dogs that take
care of each other.
>> Yeah. Okay. I love this. This is This
makes me happy. Patriots are in control.
>> Patriots are patriots.
>> And we'll hold control.
>> Well, we have to hold control.
>> We have to hold control cuz that's what
keeps this country together.
>> Dude, you should play Metal Gear Solid
3. Aiden,
>> please. Aiden, please. Aiden, please.
There's a nice silence and then we could
have spun a wheel of things. Slime says
don't get it.
>> And we just we hit a spot on the wheel.
>> Yeah. My old my old handsome friend
Metal Gear.
>> Yeah. After after World War I in the
Metal Gear universe, after World War I,
all the world leaders got together and
they had a giant slush fund worth of
billions called the Philosophers Legacy.
And then they became what's called the
Patriots over a hundred years. And they
control everything. But they're actually AIS.
AIS.
IT'S CRAZY. HE PREDICTED EVERYTHING. YOU
WOULD LOVE THIS [ __ ] if you just gave it
a chance.
>> Why don't you give it a chance? Why do
you not give it a chance?
>> I have to finish the Diablo I campaign. >> Why?
>> Why?
>> Say, "See you guys in four [ __ ] years."
years."
>> The guy can't even beat Breath of the
Wild Boss one. What are we doing?
>> I'm on the fourth Divine Beast.
>> That's awesome, dude.
>> That's insane.
>> That game came out a decade ago.
>> Averaging less than one Divine Beast a year.
year.
>> David Charm was playing that [ __ ] on a
Wii U.
>> That game is
>> Oh my god. the game one game of the year
in 2017.
>> Yeah, I'm going at a rate of6 divine
beasts a year. There's four.
>> Did any of you guys watch the Alex Hold thing?
thing?
>> Yeah, dude.
>> Dude, that [ __ ] was awesome.
>> [ __ ] Yeah, but it's spawning a bunch of
[ __ ] [ __ ] who never climbed before.
before.
>> Tell them, bro.
>> It's spawning people who haven't
climbed, bro.
>> Cuz it got a lot of views and it's like
a lot of people's introduction to
climbing really. And so,
>> but they're all urban climbers now. So,
not even. They're all like They're all
like, "This is the most [ __ ] insane
climb I've ever seen." Matt Walsh is
dumbass speaks out. This is the most
insane athletic performance ever
captured on camera. And I was like,
"This is not even Alex Hon's most
impressive athletic performance. It's
not even top 400." Like, functionally,
isn't this like a really easy climb for
him to do?
>> It's a damn cakewalk.
>> It's like walking on flat ground.
>> Really? For real? Actual risk?
>> It's so close to zero for him. You
should go watch Free Solo.
>> Have you seen Free Solo?
>> I don't Hey, if you guys play Metal Gear
Straw 3 Snake Eater, I'll watch [ __ ]
Free Solo. Let me find that clip is so
free. I'm going to find
>> I'll watch it the amount of times it
takes for you to play
>> and not the opposite way. We can just
play that for an hour and a half.
>> No, you have to finish.
>> You have to watch free solo 20 times.
>> You have to learn about the
philosopher's legacy.
>> Then I What what was crazy is he got to
the top of the building and
and it pans to the inside. You see all
these people at the top like pointed at
him as he climbs over the final part and
the guy commentating the commentating
the whole thing was Mark Robber.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. He was there.
>> Yeah. What the hell?
>> Why was Rober commentated? >> Crazy.
>> Crazy.
>> I don't know. To the cuette. I guess you
know what was crazy is that he they
flashed his abs for a second.
>> Dude, can you look up Alex Honold abs?
>> Just unbelievable.
>> He is ripped, bro.
>> They look Bro, they look insane. He was
like climbing up in his windy so
>> and it picked it out. The wind just
picked up his [ __ ] shirt and he
looked [ __ ] awesome.
>> It's like a Marilyn Monroe shot.
>> It's like CGs, but you could put molten
lava through them.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> That's so sick. Cast iron CGs.
>> Damn, I can't find it.
>> Pull up a CG zipper.
>> Alex Hold's [ __ ] gutters.
>> Oh, no. No, no. While while climbing Taipei.
Taipei.
>> Dude, you're asking a lot.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it'll come up.
>> This is not going to
>> Well, yeah, he spelled it tapet. >> Tapet.
>> Tapet.
>> And it's not part of the main tapet.
Someone help me.
>> Some things are better left to the
imagination, I think.
>> My zipper, bro.
>> Look at my zipper. I'm going to jail.
>> Look at my zipper, bro. I'm not going to
be Minecraft for the next 45 [ __ ] minutes.
minutes.
>> Dude, can you look up that clip of Alex
Hnold uh almost slipping? Not in this
climb. It's a It's a It's a different
climb. Yeah, it's that one.
It was the image that we saw. Yeah.
Yeah, that third one right there. Look
at this clip. He has He has Oh, it's
What a terrible short. The slip is off camera.
camera.
>> I mean, that >> Wait, so scary enough.
>> Wait, so scary enough. >> I'm gonna see it. I'm about to see it.
>> I'm gonna see it. I'm about to see it. >> No, it already happened.
>> No, it already happened. >> It was the stutter shake.
>> It was the stutter shake. >> Yeah, but it was just off camera. His
>> Yeah, but it was just off camera. His like foot slips.
like foot slips. >> Oh,
>> Oh, >> what a terrible format.
>> what a terrible format. >> He's dead.
>> He's dead. >> If if he falls,
>> If if he falls, >> his hand Let's go.
>> his hand Let's go. >> Here's a Here's what I'm here's what
>> Here's a Here's what I'm here's what pisses me off about Alex Harold. And
pisses me off about Alex Harold. And there's a lot of there's a lot of debate
there's a lot of there's a lot of debate about how he's told his wife that if he
about how he's told his wife that if he dies his his daughter wouldn't even be
dies his his daughter wouldn't even be sad cuz she's not old enough yet. Yeah.
sad cuz she's not old enough yet. Yeah. So what he has doesn't have social
So what he has doesn't have social context and he just likes to climb.
context and he just likes to climb. >> So what?
>> So what? >> My thing is why doesn't he make it
>> My thing is why doesn't he make it harder and climb greased?
harder and climb greased? >> And climb what?
>> And climb what? >> Greece like this [ __ ] like slippery.
>> Greece like this [ __ ] like slippery. >> He's all chocked up.
>> He's all chocked up. >> That's confusing cuz he said climb
>> That's confusing cuz he said climb grease and I thought he meant the
grease and I thought he meant the nation.
nation. >> Oh, maybe it is just off camera. We
>> Oh, maybe it is just off camera. We should grease him and then he should
should grease him and then he should climb something.
climb something. >> If you want if you're the guy who can't
>> If you want if you're the guy who can't get your [ __ ] dick hard in the
get your [ __ ] dick hard in the morning unless you're doing crazy [ __ ]
morning unless you're doing crazy [ __ ] like climbing buildings and awesome
like climbing buildings and awesome walls, then I don't want know why you
walls, then I don't want know why you don't make it crazy harder and grease
don't make it crazy harder and grease up.
up. >> Okay, here's the thing. He's already
>> Okay, here's the thing. He's already making it crazy harder. He's not using a
making it crazy harder. He's not using a rope.
rope. >> That's the thing.
>> That's the thing. >> But he's chocked.
>> But he's chocked. >> He's chocked.
>> He's chocked. >> He's chocked for extra grip.
>> He's chocked for extra grip. >> He's chocked. Like he has chalk.
>> He's chocked. Like he has chalk. >> Make sure his grip is a little bit
>> Make sure his grip is a little bit weird. So you that's just signing up to
weird. So you that's just signing up to die.
die. >> He's not going to die. No one dies.
>> He's not going to die. No one dies. >> He would die. Free solo climbers die. No
>> He would die. Free solo climbers die. No one dies. Nobody dies.
one dies. Nobody dies. >> Do you know what the the movie The
>> Do you know what the the movie The Alpenist is?
Alpenist is? >> Oh no.
>> Oh no. >> A fictional dramaticization
>> A fictional dramaticization >> with Adrian Brody and he tries to open a
>> with Adrian Brody and he tries to open a can of [ __ ] It's a conspiracy.
can of [ __ ] It's a conspiracy. >> Here's the deal, bro. Nobody [ __ ]
>> Here's the deal, bro. Nobody [ __ ] died. Oh, 33 accents. 11 were fatal from
died. Oh, 33 accents. 11 were fatal from free soloing since the 50s.
free soloing since the 50s. >> 11? No, that's only the flat irons in
>> 11? No, that's only the flat irons in Colorado.
Colorado. >> Shout out to Flat Iron.
>> Shout out to Flat Iron. >> 11 out of 33 accidents.
>> 11 out of 33 accidents. >> There were three free solid deaths in
>> There were three free solid deaths in SoCal alone.
SoCal alone. >> I'm just saying, bro. It's like I'm not
>> I'm just saying, bro. It's like I'm not impressed.
impressed. >> You're not impressed. Would you be more
>> You're not impressed. Would you be more impressed if he played Volibear in a
impressed if he played Volibear in a challenger lobby and won?
challenger lobby and won? >> If his hands were greased? Yeah.
>> If his hands were greased? Yeah. >> What if they weren't greased and they're
>> What if they weren't greased and they're chocked?
chocked? >> Typical Alex.
>> Typical Alex. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Typical Alex Arnold.
>> Typical Alex Arnold. >> Typical Alex Arnold.
>> Typical Alex Arnold. >> Just rushing Dusk and Dawn. I mean, how
>> Just rushing Dusk and Dawn. I mean, how many people are able to free solo
many people are able to free solo like Taipei but also win a challenger
like Taipei but also win a challenger game?
game? >> I Dude, that's what I'm saying.
>> I Dude, that's what I'm saying. >> I mean, Sanch is pretty ripped now.
>> I mean, Sanch is pretty ripped now. Maybe he could.
Maybe he could. >> Sanch might be the first at climbing
>> Sanch might be the first at climbing though. I'll tell you what, we won't
though. I'll tell you what, we won't climb any other Yeah.
climb any other Yeah. >> Oh, no.
>> Oh, no. >> Couldn't put it together.
>> Couldn't put it together. >> He's a little scaredy-cat.
>> He's a little scaredy-cat. >> No, he can't get there then. He can't do
>> No, he can't get there then. He can't do it.
it. >> He get there though. He's pretty strong.
>> He get there though. He's pretty strong. >> I'm Bro, I just want I watch stuff like
>> I'm Bro, I just want I watch stuff like that. You guys are saying to me, "That's
that. You guys are saying to me, "That's not even this most impressive shit." And
not even this most impressive shit." And I'm saying, "Let's [ __ ] grease that
I'm saying, "Let's [ __ ] grease that nasty pig,"
nasty pig," >> dude. Okay,
>> dude. Okay, >> I think I think a greased up Alex Hold
>> I think I think a greased up Alex Hold with a rope climbing would be
with a rope climbing would be interesting.
interesting. >> And I'm behind him. I'm trying to catch
>> And I'm behind him. I'm trying to catch him.
him. >> Had to watch that.
>> Had to watch that. >> And I'm like, "I can't get you. You're
>> And I'm like, "I can't get you. You're so slippery, bro.
so slippery, bro. >> You're on like one of those like tents
>> You're on like one of those like tents that they pitch like halfway up the
that they pitch like halfway up the >> I'm like, "Come on, climb past me."
>> I'm like, "Come on, climb past me." >> It's Alex Hnold free soloing, but us
>> It's Alex Hnold free soloing, but us three have bow and arrows or us four bow
three have bow and arrows or us four bow and arrows. Like it's Minecraft
and arrows. Like it's Minecraft >> and we're skeletons and we're trying to
>> and we're skeletons and we're trying to knock.
knock. >> Does Alice Hold have a copper helmet on?
>> Does Alice Hold have a copper helmet on? >> Yeah, does he have a copper helmet?
>> Yeah, does he have a copper helmet? >> Yeah. Well, that wouldn't be really
>> Yeah. Well, that wouldn't be really entertaining.
entertaining. >> But any single hold could just reveal
>> But any single hold could just reveal lava.
lava. >> Well, it would be more like an orondo if
>> Well, it would be more like an orondo if you think about it.
you think about it. >> Okay, explain
>> Okay, explain >> the archers.
>> the archers. >> Yep. And they knock you off.
>> Yep. And they knock you off. Bows are crazy.
Bows are crazy. >> And they're great bows. Lovely.
>> And they're great bows. Lovely. >> Yeah. And they have some hoodba to them.
>> Yeah. And they have some hoodba to them. >> Okay. It's Alex Pald. One great bow. one
>> Okay. It's Alex Pald. One great bow. one and Orlando Archer
and Orlando Archer >> and his kids are watching, but it
>> and his kids are watching, but it doesn't matter because they won't
doesn't matter because they won't remember cuz they're so young.
remember cuz they're so young. >> Then Aiden and Yingling are orange and
>> Then Aiden and Yingling are orange and smell.
smell. >> Okay, I like that. You guys, Dude, you
>> Okay, I like that. You guys, Dude, you guys should do that for Halloween.
guys should do that for Halloween. >> Or would be awesome.
>> Or would be awesome. >> That would be tough as [ __ ]
>> That would be tough as [ __ ] >> dude. Have you played Dark Souls 1?
>> dude. Have you played Dark Souls 1? >> No.
>> No. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah, >> never mind.
>> never mind. >> Look up Ornstein smell
>> Look up Ornstein smell >> after Diablo.
>> after Diablo. >> Or are you an Atro for lemonade sand?
>> Or are you an Atro for lemonade sand? >> Wow.
>> Wow. >> You play double Ornstein? Really? Wow.
>> You play double Ornstein? Really? Wow. >> I mean, I [ __ ] it up.
>> I mean, I [ __ ] it up. >> Double smoke. It's hard to know which
>> Double smoke. It's hard to know which one's which. I don't blame you for that.
one's which. I don't blame you for that. I think I made fun of any told someone
I think I made fun of any told someone in the office. He's like, "Oh, yeah. I
in the office. He's like, "Oh, yeah. I drive the uh the Honda Fit." And I under
drive the uh the Honda Fit." And I under my voice was like, "Interesting." And he
my voice was like, "Interesting." And he heard it. He's just like, "Shut up."
heard it. He's just like, "Shut up." >> It's It's really getting to him and I
>> It's It's really getting to him and I like it.
like it. >> Dude is on It's been so funny cuz Ari
>> Dude is on It's been so funny cuz Ari keeps adding more stickers to the back
keeps adding more stickers to the back of the car and they share it. So, like
of the car and they share it. So, like just recently I was looking and it says
just recently I was looking and it says number one bug collector on the back and
number one bug collector on the back and like she
like she >> just random [ __ ]
>> just random [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. She just keeps adding new
>> Yeah. Yeah. She just keeps adding new ones.
ones. >> This [ __ ] looking like the uh the yard
>> This [ __ ] looking like the uh the yard sign that says like uh science is real
sign that says like uh science is real in this house
in this house >> and black lives matter
>> and black lives matter >> and women's rights are human rights.
>> and women's rights are human rights. >> I should start just getting stickers and
>> I should start just getting stickers and throwing them on y'all's cars.
throwing them on y'all's cars. >> What? No. What? I'd beat the dog beat
>> What? No. What? I'd beat the dog beat the dog [ __ ] out of you when he he wrote
the dog [ __ ] out of you when he he wrote I'm a pedophile into mine.
I'm a pedophile into mine. >> I did. I did do that on the back of your
>> I did. I did do that on the back of your dirty dog [ __ ] if I put coexist on your
dirty dog [ __ ] if I put coexist on your car. A really good message. And you put
car. A really good message. And you put I'm a car but with the blue line through
I'm a car but with the blue line through it.
it. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> And the X isn't that
>> And the X isn't that >> it's a Punisher logo. Well, he would do
>> it's a Punisher logo. Well, he would do coexist on my car and I put the one that
coexist on my car and I put the one that says fiction.
