This content is a podcast episode featuring the hosts of the "Unsubscribed Podcast" discussing their recent live shows, upcoming events like "Range Day," and various personal anecdotes and observations. A significant portion of the discussion revolves around their experiences in Austin, Texas, and their critical views on its social environment.
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I went 12 years without seeing a
homeless guy's dick it took me 7 Minutes
in Austin no
no I want to do a goof on me for whoever
is running Toon's Twitter well I'm
autistics sir for a solid two months
we're very questionable I'm
dying hey everyone first off I just got
to say thank you from the bottom of all
our hearts for uh the amazing reception
right now on the the Merch this this
shirt full metal Spectrum the amount of
support we have received for Autism
Awareness Month has been amazing ah
thank you so much this is near and dear
to all of our hearts and uh and
thankfully it's near and dear to all of
you you guys have are just crushing it I
can't say thank you enough we have the
full metal Spectrum we have the Spectrum
gunship and we have the tism touch sh up
right now in all the proceeds all the
proceeds are going to uh two different
nonprofits the first one is the national
autism Association second one is the
organization of autism research both of
these nonprofit are amazing they're not
only doing research in the subject
autism but they're helping the families
that might need some support or cover
down or even therapy and getting those
kiddos or adults uh the best life they
can leave I can't wait to see how big
this gets we have already crushed our
goal and I want to see I want to set a
freaking standard and show how amazing
this community is so from the bottom of
all our heart thank you all so much I am
at a loss of words so go buy a t-shirt
it all go literally all of it goes
towards an amazing cause and we are just
super blessed to have you all
around are you oh you're are you going
to do this every time now yeah oh really
it's my new thing for my second podcast
of the day yeah oh yeah I mean you
started with the first podcast the first
one too was the first podcast yeah we
already did one today oh no [ __ ] yeah
I'm going hard good luck oh my God I can
Crush in life it'll be a good one ready
one my boy
hi everyone welcome to the unsubscribed
podcast I'm joined today by I said it
right that time I know I was going we
were gonna I was like he nailed it not
not a billion people watching right now
it we'll talk about that Cody say the
thing Eli double tap fat electrician
Brandon Herrera and and boy Cody operator
[ __ ] it's been a rough week guys I
didn't that for four shows or something
yeah we were just like all right when we
open it up we'll do this this this
obviously we'll we'll do the you know
the live shows that we did which thank
you guys all for coming out that was a
really good time y'all [ __ ] rock
thank you if if you came to say it in
the comments because we had a [ __ ]
blast we're going to start out with you
know cracking the can and everything and
then right after have Cody open us up
with the uh the tip the line it's the
line it's saying the thing say it hi
everyone hi yeah that didn't [ __ ]
happen apparently we kept like hold up
hold up like Cody do you have something to
to
say hi Hi Something you're like I said
it no we're all just like no dude you
sit down you be like okay I got it today
we're introducing it and the last one
was my favorite cuz it was at the bar
two hours before the show we're talking
to Cody said Cody you got to get this
one right buddy she's like I know I know
it's [ __ ] there's a lot of people
he's like I got it I got it I's like
okay hi everyone Hi everyone he sits
down welcome to the unsubscribe
podcast we were all just like God damn
it like Cody we stopped the whole show
bro that was that was so wild though
I've never done a live audience thing
before and we sold out four [ __ ]
shows that was fun that was crazy good
time that was wild a great time it went
from it was a lot like skydiving you
hate it at first and then you're like oh
this was pretty [ __ ] dope scary but
still pretty [ __ ] dope it took until
the second show where I'm like relaxed
in the middle I'm like okay I can I can
do these I think I like doing this and
by Dallas I'm like man I'm sad this is
over it was a good time it was a lot of
it was a lot of great people too I think
that I like it probably dude that crowd
interaction is my favorite part y'all
are just weaponized autism to listen to
scream no matter what was being said bro
you want to know what my favorite part
was which part how many people came up
afterwards cuz we had we did the VIP
thing afterwards the meet and greet
there was like 150 people every show
four soldout shows they came up and
they're like hey dude I just didn't
waste myself because I love you guys and
you helped me there was a lot of amaz
amazing amount of that was cool dude
everyone like breaking down a little bit
which is yeah he was being super
supportive of those people cuz they were
they were being heartfelt was like hey
man I just want each one of us to be
like hey thank you so much for what you
guys are doing and that's why we do it
at the end of the day it's like for
moments like that and I want a big shout
out to King trout
for yelling at that yeah he had to Dad a
couple kids there yeah I forgot about
that we had one dude come up and uh he
would a very heartfelt moment he's like
hey my dad died last year like I'm
really thankful for you guys and there
were like two teenagers in the back
laughing at him because he like because
that dude shed a tear a little and trout
was like shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ]
up do you want to enjoy VIP from the
parking lot that's what's about to
happen and that's it's like being
respectful Bros if any of us can cry
y'all can cry it's quite all right it's
opening up feelings ain't gay no never
mind [ __ ]
that you you push it down you be a man
about it and you die of 56 or heart
attacks like the bill bur bit and you
swallow a bullet like every normal
better God just deep down let it consume
your heart for congress [ __ ] off Gan
crop crop his face over his body when he
says that no no no don't do
that God no but that's I mean that's
something and that that that speaks to
what we've said since day one on the
podcast is like look this is the way
that real dudes talk and especially when
it comes to like the veteran community
and stuff like that like they they need
[ __ ] like this cuz like that sort of
camaraderie that like feeling like
you're hanging out with one of the boys
and C in the [ __ ] up jokes and doing
the stuff like that that a social faux P
today like that's what really helps
these people yeah and then it's also
when there are an emotional response or
anything you be supportive of that you
show them it's like hey you're being
heard you're being listened to and we
love you especially that's what this
community is for everyone's nailing it
across the board here at this table and I
I
mean [ __ ] just if I can if I can jerk
these dudes off real quick again
everyone covered down so [ __ ] hard
you guys CR like
we were all going into it is very like
doubtful because it is it is chestn not
Checkers it is very stressful and we
could like it's doing other things but
like getting out of that comfort zone
which we discussed which is million
people behind a camera too
easy 500 people in front of then you're
like oh hey what's up guys there a lot
of you [ __ ]
Ione well cuz I can I can bomb in front
of of a camera feel nothing about it and
then my editor can clean it up you bomb
in front of a live audience you're
[ __ ] dude you get one shot but like I
don't know it's really hard to bomb in
front of the audience it only came there
for you yeah it's not like open mic
night where we have to like win them
over everybody there already knows all
the inside jokes I think it just took us
a couple shows to figure that out and
then everyone just and then like each
one just covered down like Cody's like
that was your big that is your biggest
for like this [ __ ] you're not a
public speaker you very open about that
you're like ha yeah
exactly for show for show Cody Cody's
like you nervous I was like I mean a
dying and then Rich ran out there in a
kilt and mooned the entire audience to
open up so that kind of broke the kind
of show to
everyone showing his ass is nothing new
that happened everyone just covered down
I was like oh my boys are so proud
[ __ ] Brandon just killed it up there
[ __ ] Nick crushing it with stories
dude everyone just like everyone had
their jokes no one was stepping on each
other episode four like that fourth one
just that was Perfection and now we will
be doing in Fall two to three more on
bigger venues cuz we know who we're
bringing we know how to do the sets now
we learned really quickly and then we
had a [ __ ] blast cuz hour and a half
went yeah that was quick dude that last
one I had to stop it early yeah yeah
that one could went we could have went
longer on that one that was having fun I
kind of wanted to almost like yeah
that's what I was saying toward the end
it's like man I'm like I I'm not ready
to be done with this yet man I know the
first the first show we were all kind of
feeling it some more than others but
yeah I don't know having meat canion out
there was the funnest [ __ ] ever dude
Papa meat when he got that buzz going
like he was like he was getting in the
flow and then the buzz hit and then he's
didn't tell that God they they don't
know about it so yeah we didn't record
many of the
shows did we record any no no this
that's exclusive live content Papa me
came out there and he called his or he
he played a voicemail by his dad there
was a voice memo like he was there in
person that was a voice memo he said his
dad's so funny that when he said that
his dad's kind of an alcoholic but he's
so funny that whenever he interacts with
him he records everything and he has
this V the video of his dad telling a
story and it's [ __ ] hysterical this
is like post his mom just getting out of
surgery or something meets mom they're
divorced dad's busying in the hospital
or at the home while she's recovering
and then the dad just talking about like
them titties and 28y old titties talking
about like getting flashed by some chick
somewhere or I don't know like and his
dad's voice is just pure redneck the
most redneck voice you could imagine
yeah his his dad's voice sounds like him
doing a voice voice impression like he
would do in one of his Tunes but just
playing that directly into the
microphone for all of us my god dude the
audience was dying during that just
dying and then dude superpowers that's I
love we ended it always with just
audience interaction of like Hey we're
doing the offenders yeah three out of
the four shows it was rich angry cops
going through the audience just getting
people super power yeah really yeah he
was just roasting all of you but getting
the the superpowers from the audience
and then we had to all pick the offset
ah it was good that was a good time no
it was fun that was I could we couldn't
asked for a better time and then uh the
hangovers each and every night that was
fine the entire time it was weird I was
surprised you guys even on the last show
they went to eat I took a 45 minute nap
just old Manning it up shows like Hey
we're going there I was like I'm G to
sleep actually we filmed a podcast
earlier with a habitual line Crosser and
uh demo demo oh no and I were talking
about that show with them and I said
that Eli was literally like Gandalf
leading the three Hobbits desperately
trying to get us to do the right thing
all the time but the hobbits are
alcoholics and I'm looking around like
where the [ __ ] Brandon and Cody you Cody
had the ring [ __ ] you you sent Brandon
and Cody to Mordor with just a loaf of
bread in the Rain Jesus Christ and a
bottle of whiskey no no like wait hold
on where where the [ __ ] are they Google
Maps closest closest bar I've got a good
idea trying to brag we were the last
ones to board the plane on Southwest
every flight yeah oh [ __ ] you Eli
Southwest Jesus [ __ ] you guys you guys
force me to go into a bar and be the
last one to board I get to walk down a
full flight like it's the aisle of Shame
just being the world's biggest shitty
lottery ticket just everybody with a
middle seat open it's like [ __ ] do I got
to sit next to the hairy guy that's 260
lb in the middle just let me R my hairy
triceps on [ __ ]
minutes over here you can you can feel
my tricep hair you can get sweat on you
those are the two options I tried to
pick the safest one you had to go into a
bar and hang out with us oh I see yeah I
mean oh God speaking of the bar was fun
after after the last night oh Jesus oh
God wait real quick that [ __ ] person
I said those two that oh the dude the oh
God bro
I had to hear it too learn to read body
language if a dude is like
this well you're talking means he
doesn't want to listen anymore I I
pulled my hat Eli was I looked over cuz
I the conversation was so [ __ ] stupid
that Eli was like this in the chair and
I could just the only thing moving was
his finger as I could see him scrolling
on his phone as he was pretending like
he was asleep the rest of the time it
was [ __ ] hilarious what was one of
the lines this guy said uh I don't this
dude first of all this guy was like 58
years old not in anything any kind of
shape other than round and he was
explaining to the other dude that also
wasn't in shape next to him acoss across
the aisle loud enough for me to hear it
too rose up about how he knows how to
kill a man 19 different ways and slid
him from stem to stern and stem yeah
he's a boat he's a boat just don't don't
pay attention to it and then other guy
would be like I have a 9mm it identifies
as a whole puncher I was
like what's funny is that stuff like
that is hilarious to people who aren't
in our industry people that haven't seen
the meme 8,000 times yeah I remember
being like 14 and thinking those bumper
stickers like I got a 45 cuz they don't
make a 46 like first of all [ __ ]
yes they do second of all that is Jesus
Christ I like autism Brandon come first
off that's factually incorrect second he
it's my
autism oh yeah okay the bar in the last
night oh no that was just amazing oh
dude Hunter cuts it up Brandon played
the the Dune Sardar chant but the but
the DJ so so you know the hamburger
cheeseburger like the Mongolian throat
singing [ __ ] Brandon played that for me
thank you cuz yeah cuz last time when we
were in Salt Lake we did we told the
story of the podcast but but you pay a
DJ like an absurd about like $1,000 or
some [ __ ] to play [ __ ] start start C
chant how I know drunk my friends are
they'll do it for
$10 when they walk over like I had to
pay you didn't have to I didn't I didn't
pull a Cody necessarily but I definitely
overpaid but the the dude started mixing
it up too the DJ he was awesome oh yeah
we had the sard car chant going he's
like and burer cheese
burger like Limp Biscuit it was
hilarious oh yeah was awesome but yeah
we we had a me Canyon out there and me
Canyon he was just all night he was just
like dude he was dancing his ass off it
was impress dude homeboy loves to cut up
that dance you got out there like he's
just out there
like I was like oh Hunter [ __ ] D he's
one of the few guys I've ever seen it's
like I just want to dance [ __ ] these
[ __ ] they need to get away I want
just day with my boys because there were
no females out there it was a so this
was a dive bar across the street from
the venue that we sold out at 1 in the
morning even worse it was a dive bar
right next to a sold out unsub venue
inside oh my God and then Hunter like
just stormed out I had to go chase him
down and follow him make sure everything
was okay all get up all of us got I was
like I got it we just concerned friends
like oh [ __ ] where's he going me and
Hunter walked like two blocks down to
the gas station I was like Hunter what
are we doing he's like I get 200 bucks
for the DJ I told him I'd give him 200
bucks if he played Limp
Biscuit okay I was I was dude I was
texting Heather at the time and I was
like Nick and Hunter just went on an
adventure it went okay we got it taken
care of DJ got paid a we got to sign a
baby I mean Reddit knows about that his
name was William yeah Li Will Young Bill
b b yeah young Bill the first time
we signed a baby dud for real that was
the chillest baby on the planet though
he dude he was uh he didn't cry once I
don't know why you brought your baby to
our show thank you though for yeah thank
you so much but still kind of weird but
yes he didn't cry one time that was the
most even during like us handling the
baby holding the baby up for a sacrifice
like nothing no like and standing
through that entire like they were at
the very end almost of the VIP line yeah
like that was a long time till 1 in the
morning yeah probably took 2 hours to
get through the VIP line at at that
place so like that was a long time for a
baby not to flip the [ __ ] out yeah that
was fine dude we brought it up mid
podcast and the parents held him up and
the crowd erupted at the that was our
biggest V that was 500 people cheered
for this baby and he just like 500 3
months old drunk people 500 drunk people
we broke the record for that venue we
sold uh their alcohol Sals that night
right I think that's what the owner said
I don't we broke considering they brew
alcohol there yeah that's impressive we
broke the record on alcohol cell in a
single that's this community right here
that's what we try to tell the venues
it's like no we should probably get a
cut of the the alcohol sales why cuz our
crowd [ __ ] I know how much they're
going to
drink we need it in on this
action but they it was just [ __ ] just a
good ass time like each so we owe it all
to young bli young billam he we did it
for him this to you young B you young
Bill dude Chris and Wes also you can
tell they're used to being on the stage
oh God the mag yeah they had such good
beats I was like okay taking
notes we got to ask this [ __ ] question
more often [ __ ] dude
UST Wes dude Wes took his [ __ ]
clothes off yeah and he was the most
nervous one and he basically gets naked
in the first five minutes like oh well I
wouldn't have wouldn't have pegged that
one all right it's fine dude but like
they just they're those cards make me
look like an idiot what's a what's a
what do you call it something see if
you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] test yeah
yeah this cards is like if you oh no are
you smarter than a [ __ ] yeah it was
based off of how close they held a card
it changed the word so when you're
trying to sound out words you're not
sure and then you hand hold it out to
the crowd and they can read it plain as
day I tried to I tried to Boop t Tim
Kennedy failed miserably he wasn't
buying it no he just locked eyes with
you I know oh yeah we totally and the
stand like she was going to hit me I'm
like [ __ ] for the second time that night
yeah I know yeah we we had Tim Kennedy
in the audience and we just brawled him
up on stage that was awesome you tried
to boo him I didn't see yeah I tried
hard he's like here you know who else I
tried to Boop who meat
Canyon successfully successfully no
no a great reaction to it I want it
redacted from the
record that was one of my favorite boobs
he was so disappointed in himself I
could just hear G Van's edit when it
happens in real time now with the
[ __ ] GTA wasted
[ __ ] I know as G van watches us from the
corner I know G Van's here we got a boy
and and Jake the lawyer ohy and oh hey
also thank you for all the the like you
guys sold out of all our merch oh yeah
that's [ __ ] crazy thanks guys and
that sure you no one else will see
whater unless you went to the live
show yeah dude uh like everyone's in
town this weekend because we got the
range day coming up soon oh God yeah our
editor is watching us just hating
himself right now well nobody said yet so
that's now he has to bleep with a black
over every time it cuts to that oh God
Jesus Christ
no the AI will see the word really clear
stay like okay flagging this was like no
yeah no no definitely don't do that yeah
we still have to bleep it but also we
got one of the best bits which is when
you ask the audience to
scream oh God I had
there was a video of 500 [ __ ]
in Houston uh all because we were doing
like shoutouts to friends family you
know different stuff like that it's kind
of cool just like a little little bit of
like you know audience participation
just like being really cool for for our
loved ones and stuff like that but at
the very end we did like three in a row
like all different ones from us and I'm
like bet I can get 500 of these
[ __ ] to say [ __ ]
Tony and sure [ __ ] super loud it was
electric 5 and 500 people is deafening
yeah cuz I was like all right say hello
Heather and yeah and then Caleb's like
say hello stupid [ __ ] yeah he's like
say [ __ ]
Tony it uh they did that yeah that
happened yeah that's uh that was funny
well it's funny cuz everybody uh
everybody kind of in our audience knows
what I'm doing right now so that's
everybody was kind of in on the joke
they understood they understood the
assignment was definitely our audience
at each one of those things have you
done live stuff before Eli other than
that one thing we did uh at the veteran
awareness Su uh that's that's your first
live anything sh the sewer slide panel
yeah sewer slide planel is the first one
and that was number two that was that
was my first one dude really yeah oh wow
F Well SE slide was your first yeah yeah
I've never done public speaking things
I've done dog and ponies for like the
police department before but I've never
done like speaking event I want to say
something but we'd have to cut it say it
say it I was going to say you're a
life it's so technically very true I
over here like you [ __ ] [ __ ] and
one of them is an unsub episode not a veterans
veterans panel
yeah guess which one didn't say that oh
the veterans wrong you would be
wrong you what is it the Veggie Tales oh
you [ __ ] I think we can keep that that's
all right
right just bleeping out they'll know
what I
said they can find out it's still there
oh man no I dropped an F bomb I dropped
I dropped an R
bomb it's okay though it's okay guys do
you see how if you're not a sensitive
little [ __ ] [ __ ] you can say words
and it doesn't offend people
I well C certain words certain certain I
think context matters too that's my
thing context matters yeah context
really matters there's a difference
between joking around with friends and
you know a literal hate crime yeah dude
like [ __ ] if you [ __ ] live in like
if you live in [ __ ] London yes what
iing about
cigarettes I I got I got Cody's I got
you dude even uh one of my favorite ones
is just
the Ching Lee and you're like I can't
say his actual C name that he went by
white man Brandon's like well would you
say that uh you not saying that word is
armor and then what did you say you you
said it's like you know I thought I said
that that was a different show that I
said that oh yeah you I stole his line
on the fourth showz I was such a great
show we went hard on the live shows it
was it was the community just had a
blast ah the only time they didn't it
was the the weight staff uh in Austin
probably not our biggest fans when we
were done no yeah that they were weird
weird I don't like them or their city so
whatever yeah [ __ ] that dude it's you
remember walking in the back door and it
just smelled like piss the whole time it
was [ __ ] [ __ ] hate all
that was the only place that had
homeless people outside the venue it
felt like the [ __ ] scene from uh blackhog
blackhog
down just the crowds of people down the
alleys were just coming toward us when
we were done like just driving down
Brandon was [ __ ] on the M2 blasting homeless
homeless
people I was like I keep getting as when
you move into Texas I was like I was I
was considering it and then I went to
Austin and now I'm considering it
significantly less understandable have a
nice day dude you [ __ ] you got to
visit Los Angeles Texas there for a and
then Atlanta Texas I went 12 years
without seeing a homeless guy's dick it
took me seven minutes in Austin I'm not
[ __ ] you seven minutes and then the
venues like manager comes out cuz I'm
drinking a vodka Red Bull as I'm trying
to like me cuz me and you went out we
were like trying to shake hands and say
hi to everybody before the show as they
standing outside in line we're just
trying to like be friendly and make sure
everybody gets to you know whatever be
cool and this guy comes out like you
can't you can't have your drinks outside
here I like dude there's literally a
homeless guy giving another homeless guy
a hand job right there across the street
I feel like I can have a vodka Red Bull
outside it's fine there are people
smoking pot and [ __ ] shooting up in
the alleys everywhere around it's like
this not the issue yeah yeah I just had
a beer and they're like no can't go
outside like sorry we sold out your
[ __ ] venue but I looked across the
street and I was like I did a shooting
breakdown right there a guy got shot 36
times God that is insane out of all
[ __ ] the worst part was Cody was like
yeah it was last weekend I was like I
don't have a gun on me cuz I flew here
yeah that was like two weeks ago four
venues Austin the only one that had that
yeah well it's weird because it was 6
Street and like like Sixth Street is the
party Street there in in Austin it's
it's a [ __ ] hole which made it so much
worse because like we got out and I was
like is are we like in the really bad
part of Austin cuz it looked like we
were in the really like there were tents
up there were people sleeping on the
street there were people doing drugs
homeless dicks kind of like the party
Street no this is a main party Street
and I was like oh this is not good yeah
it is like if you know Nashville or
something it's Broadway Street or like
the Vegas Strip like that's where
everybody goes to [ __ ] hang out and
drink just and yeah I've been to a lot
of big cities since like doing the whole
YouTube thing Austin by far the worst
yeah not even close wait till you visit
la like
yeah Ola is
[ __ ] that was I won't go I've turned
down TV networks because they wanted me
to go film in California not going I
just Jake Jake like Hunter Street brh
brh that not going it just smells like
hobo you're and the second you open that
door and it was it like the other week
or two weeks ago you had somebody like
running with a gun into another it was
just your casual armed robbery an armed
robbery California with the laws they
have did you just say casual some guns
and they committed an armed robbery on
our street it's in a vlog on on our
weite Christ man that's crazy they all
moved to [ __ ]
Austin and I'm doing shooting breakdowns
like at the venue across the street
ago $3 that was Jak yeah we looked those
two homeless guys are giving hjs Jake
looks over and waves oh that one
homeless guy is
good our homeless
attorney yeah we had a [ __ ] he wasn't
homeless before he started being unsub's
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without these breaks we are literally
yesterday was our travel day back home
this is Monday and then we're already
did two podcasts today another podcast
tomorrow which we're actually looking
forward to Grandpa oh yeah yep yeah
super [ __ ] super stoked for that one
and then range day on the 28th
which that's your guys' [ __ ] cup of
tea cuz we stagger this poorly as far as
mental health breaks yeah yeah it's fine
yeah we went right into this [ __ ] dude
[ __ ] me but we'll make it four what four
live shows in like a week and now we're
going right into range day four live
shows three podcast inter range day on
top of all the political events I have
to do
which I believe is 29 next
month 29 in what 20 days
yeah but but we support mental health
guys just for for thee and not for me
not ours yeah we push ourself to the
Limit no seriously as much as we [ __ ]
about it dude it's the best job I ever
had best job I ever had which hopefully
that shirt's out by make that's really a
shirt we're doing that it's in Full full
spectrum or yeah full metal full metal
Spectrum oh yeah I remade the uh the
Full Metal Jacket cover art except the
helmet says born to math and it's got a
puzzle piece instead of a piece sign and
then it's got It's got a train and some
crayons in the headband instead of
bullets and instead of bullets and a
playing card so I'm so excited for that
what the what do you mean by that
Soldier well I'm autistic sir duality maner
maner
yeah The Duality of the spectrum sir
yeah how many people we got going to the
range day good 200 this time 200 guests
yeah not including the vendors and the
TP dudes and everything yeah the rsos
everyone knows this time don't bring
like 80 people yeah no no no we we made
it pretty yeah we made it pretty out
there that you shouldn't bring [ __ ]
your entire crew of 10 people but um yo
shout out to time for for pi because uh
Jared Taylor he brings out a bunch of
tacp guys to be our range safety
officers so check out time for pi super
helpful really helpful to like really
helpful that's why last range day even
though we had so many people out there
so many vendors like literally dozens of
full Autos crazy belt fed [ __ ] barretts
nobody felt ons safe CU those tacp dudes
had it in line yeah there there's a
bunch of sof dudes sitting behind
everyone and that that was [ __ ]
awesome also your though is out there
just as much helping them because your
your guys are nuts because it's like
there's all these exotic machine guns
spanning from World War I to like I'm
pretty sure 30 years in the future and
you could just walk and be like been
around guns for a long time I've have no
idea how to function this properly like
no problem and they like there never
once have I ever been able to throw any
of them off they know exactly how to do
it with their eyes closed well they
built half of them that's fair they're autistic
autistic
they got it they're definitely spury got
I love your boys there's the most spury
dudes those are the dudes you want like
I've said it before like on the nerd Ric
podcast like you know you you want those
dudes that that is their [ __ ] tism
they're going to do it right every
[ __ ] time and if they don't it's
there's no such thing as good enough
they're gonna [ __ ] do it right I
would always hire like if that's I would
hire [ __ ] if it even if you couldn't
speak they're like I'm a nonverbal
autistic dude but I'm really good at
[ __ ] VF effects and sound design I be
like dope I don't need you to speak show
me what you can do bro he be like here
here's an [ __ ] yeah this is dope here's
an alien wear and a speaking spell let's
go but he can only speak on action
sketch really
slowly all right we're going to have to
streamline this but uh we're going to
build a pipeline for this bro we got to
work Jesus bro I just want to say shout
out to my son too for the last range day
he was out there teaching grown men how
to handle machine guns fck which was
really cool proud dad moment
there dud your kid cracks me up he's
like first off it's [ __ ] brass to
Grass you
dumbass John's just smoking looking like
a 40-year-old man like all right well
here's how you load it dip
[ __ ] John slaps a grown man he's like no
no this way muzzle downrange
sorry sir I can't wait till he comes on the
the
podcast he's almost of age that would be
a fun podcast four years from now if
we're still allowed to do this how old
is John he's 14 his 21st birthday is
going to be [ __ ] dope well we we
we've talked about we're all going to
write novels we've talked about my seven [ __ ]
[ __ ]
uncles John yeah that's going to be
John's autobiography his tell all book
like my seven [ __ ] uncles deep sigh
sigh
ination so this is the first book that's
ever been marketed by someone who wasn't
the author for a decade
prior oh I we [ __ ] I forgot you guys
you met you met my my dad and my family
yeah dude oh God your dad is awesome
yeah because your dad didn't know what
you like he's just kind of like in the
blank it's like my father also it's like
what what you doing on the Facebook son
you know and then yeah your dad came out
and just got to see the live show for
the first time opening that door it's
like opening the door I'm like ah run
out cuz those like the second we'd walk
outside it would just be like screaming
yeah [ __ ] surreal felt like a Jonas
brother yeah I'd run out was like Dad
gave hugs and they like I was like this
is my dad and they're
like and then I think I threw G van I
forget why I threw G van out there it
was like grenade though cuz he G van
just got here and I was like oh yeah I
can do this I was like G van come here
he's like what and I opened I was like
this is our editor G van closed and I
just heard it screaming the door sh
right oh at the VIP yeah that was funny
as [ __ ] sorry Jan I don't I was ready
for anything your dad still threw me off
it was hilarious dud he's just like this
your dad looks like a Kung Fu Master
except he was wearing like Long John
thermal long sleeve shirt with the sleeve
sleeve
and then he had a
sleeveless Harley Davidson shirt over
the top boot cut Wranglers and like
biker boots he he had the braided beard
he had a braided beard that looked dope
wanted to call him L [Laughter]
[Laughter]
wizard he either knows Kung Fu how to
build a house
gandal El gandal the gray his staff's
just a [ __ ] 2x4 yeah El Gand off the brown
what
see well because before this you're like
yeah my dad's been doing construction
his whole life he could build anything
and I was I don't know and then you see
him and you're like oh okay yeah he's so
nice I was like this guy's already
[ __ ] awesome he's just smiling the
entire time like confused at what was
going on yeah and then we open up the
fourth show in Dallas your dad in the
audience no clue what's going on and we
open up with a solid 8 minute
conversation about
come me being like who out there
you proud dad
moment he's like now after after the
show's done he's like well son I'm very
proud of you but I still don't know what
you do I don't really don't have any
idea now this didn't
help I think I have more
questions are you okay Pops I'm going to
make it I'll survive dad your family was
[ __ ] awesome man so suppor cuz that's
that's actually the first time that we
met Eli's family yeah they were dude the
next day when we were walking to the
airport and I was like oh yeah this my
sister she's 54 they're like
what cuz my sister you have good jeans
my boy chass looks [ __ ] like they
thought she was my age yeah like it was
was like huh yeah I was like she she was
like 33 34 right 54 54 yeah just aging
very well for her just yeah good job Eli
you're going to [ __ ] age like that
too love this you guys will make me not age
age
one drinking with my boys pretty sure I
already look older than you and I'm the
second youngest one here
yeah we had a good time I'm I dude fall
if we're going to 100% do it again oh
God yeah that was that was fun that was
a that was a Ive and you know what
everybody who didn't come to the live
show really missed out you know so if
you have fomo I wouldn't [ __ ] do it
again dude and we'll do an East Coast
one a South uh Texas just throwing it
out there Midwest has the most votes on
Twitter and Instagram right now when you
guys put up the poll yeah but none of
you you don't have a [ __ ] City big
enough yeah we do where I'll take I'll
take you guys to the Surf Ballroom in
Clear Lake it's like this there 30 30
people in that venue you have to take a
[ __ ] dogs surf is actually
legitimately famous and like a ton of
people are performed there because it's
uh it's the last place that Buddy Holly
performed before his plane crashed oh
cool he died 100 years ago I swear to
God I I my my brain auto corrected that
no what the good old Bud dwire nose bed
yeah we talked about him oh yeah God we
talked about a lot of stuff on on the
live show or yeah we talked about that
on the live show yeah
cuz we were talking about like the the
most [ __ ] up [ __ ] you've seen on the
internet yeah it's like yeah that that
broke my chair you [ __ ] bud dwire
doing the popping himself on live TV CU
I told the story about how he was
basically like cuz he got caught
embezzling or something like that so he
was you know becoming a good politician
and uh still back when there was back
when there was still honor you know
shame and things like that when you [ __ ]
up and you're corrupt but like he uh he
tried to be a good person scheduled a
press conference where only he knew he
was you
know punch his
ticket just moving around the words yeah
right but he um he he called the uh
press conference like during when kids
would be in school so he wouldn't
accidentally traumatize an entire
generation back when there was like two
channels right only [ __ ] up problem
was it was a snow
day kids were home that day so yep yeah
all the kids saw it I I watched it on Rotten
Rotten
God I forgot about that yeah we had some
good old talking points during the
podcast everyone had a blast of a Time
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moving into uh the [ __ ] back to the
range day who's the guest you're looking
forward to to is there any new names
coming out to this one oh yeah yeah yeah
dude there's a there's a lot of UFC
fighters coming out wait no [ __ ] yeah I
I was dude I was want to get Strickland
out but Strickland hasn't answered us
but there's a lot of UFC fighters coming
out cuz Sean is like super pro gun on uh
on Twitter and Instagram and all that
[ __ ] like he's shooting all the [ __ ]
time yeah it's like I'd love to have him
out you know I just I thought about this
last night when I was going to bed I
don't know why I was like we're [ __ ]
retards we missed our chance we had if
we turned our camera around it'd be like
everyone just scream Henry caval go to unsubscribe
podcast and we just upload
that that would have made its rounds on
the internet I was like [ __ ] next time
oh yeah we can have him on the podcast
oh yeah we always have Henry his blades
are broken it' be super fun his legs are
broken broke his legs oh now now we
won't come on the podcast he broke his
legs also big shout out to everyone's
like oh you're taller than I expected I
was like hey I can live without that I
think it's cuz we meme on you for being
like 2 in shorter no I'm like 4 foot1 to
the lore there's our boy only we could
get him out just maybe get Henry
caval we just need to have the audience
spread the
word we the audience just needs yeah
exact we're still ranked in gaming we
just need to have the audience spread
the word that we're the number one
Warhammer 40K podcast on the planet
because he's a huge Warhammer 40K nerd
and he'll come out thinking we're going
to talk about that and then we're just
going to get him hammered Cody's
unacceptable he was about he was about
to go full accountant no
no his hardc to Cody
bleeding the I read uh I read the
comments on Cody's Vlog that he posted
about going to the staccato because it
showed uh us after we finished that
podcast where me and Zach were rolling
in the dining room and stuff and the
amount of people that are just like
I can't believe the unsubscribed studios
in in the middle of a dining room oh
100% like I thought it was like a
professional studio no it's just a
dining room this is actually a dining
room table in a dining room improvise
over come yeah come adapt improvise come
we have a kitchen right there we have a
convenient for all the booze that we
drink it's really dopee actually it's
how you set up a proper Studio yeah well
I mean it's it's [ __ ] the the best
thing that we could have done because
anytime our guests stay here it's a
three-bedroom house we just put people
up in the bedrooms and it's easy don't
have to buy people hotels or anything
save money in the long save a lot of
money in the long room like in the long
run he's like hey right now we have some
boys living with I I talked to the
neighbor he said he might be interested
in coming on yes dude [ __ ] Samy can
we say his name L I don't know why we
couldn't yeah Sammy we can just say Sammy
Sammy
the Vietnam veteran next door he's an
old 101st Vietnam veteran and uh living
next door to a podcast house cuz he yeah
I I think we talked about it before
though he thought he thought we were all
just drug dealers yeah it's like there's
so many he's like there's so
many they pull up once a month in nice
cars like really expensive cars [ __ ]
there's cameras all over the house
there's cameras there's a lot of
packages getting delivered for a solid
two months we were very
questionable it's completely
understandable this part to be honest
but he loves us now we over we talk to
him bring him Boo and he's like wait
you're all veterans oh okay okay you
guys are just good at what you do
fantastic humans which UFC fighters are
coming out we couldn't get Strickland
but couldn't get Strickland we're
getting a couple out there I don't want
to say names right now because we don't
know exactly if they're coming it's just
like when you talk to a content creator
it's like hey are you coming out it's
like H it's like 50/50 if they ever
actually [ __ ] show up I'm G to try
though bro I'll see you tomorrow
buddy doesn't show up that's like me
sometimes it's like the the running joke
is [ __ ] Eli time y 100% it's like hey
I'll be at this restaurant at this hour
it's like Eli says yeah I'm I'm coming
it's like all right we'll just schedule
that in an hour behind yeah I'm on the
way now just got in the car an hour and
a half later it's like he lives 8 minutes
minutes
away I drive the
opposite what are you doing you autistic
[ __ ] you can only go clockwise around
San Antonio he stopped there
was and they go biry all the way down
and around come here it's a thing he had
to stop and wait for a train and by wait
for a train I mean Chase it cuz it was
[ __ ] up on the track oh [ __ ] I bet if I
go to that intersection right now I
could probably cut it off and watch it
dope oh what are we doing boys this is
absurd dud we're just living our best
lives good time when are you move oh you
got a [ __ ] new vehicle yeah I got a Texas
Texas
car what I'm here enough it made
Financial sense believe it or not it
really I mean it does the monthly
payments are less than I was paying in
Ubers and car rentals coming down here
for a week a month so and it's dope and
it's cool it's really cool it's one of
the reasons I decided to just flat out
move to Texas a the covid [ __ ] sucked but
but
B the um just the amount of time I was
spending here anyway I was F there was
one time I spent an entire [ __ ] month
in Texas I'm just like oh dude I
remember when you were in that weird
transition period of coming out here cuz
you were trying to get the uh the shop
set up well that was way later this was
like I was just spending a fuckload of
time down here whether it was with demo
Ranch like I was always San Antonio yeah
I was but I there was one time I had
those AK build courses in Texas like I
literally just drove down here and lived
here for a month like it and then you
finally made the move returned to my
ancestral home oh I love it co I
remember all dude those are the such
good times that was [ __ ] Cody moved
out you were here just living with me
for a few weeks you and John and then
you got your place I remember sh like
taking you around a house shop or I was
just rolling with you and you were
trying to find a place yeah and then you
moving down during the Texas storm God
the big snow apocalypse holy [ __ ] now
now now we need a story from you moving
here Texas drivers are wild aggressive
everything's bigger in Texas especially
your guys's inability to drive an
inclement weather Jesus Christ it rained
yesterday and the amount of people that
didn't know how to drive their car in
Rain blew my mind it's incredible
[ __ ] jwolf that's the same thing that
he said when we were coming over here
he's like yeah everyone had their
flashers on and it was just barely
raining that is my number one pet peeve
when people put their [ __ ] hazards on
when it's raining it's like I'm aware of that
that
Becky what are you telling me I've
literally never even seen that before
really I've never seen anybody turn
their flashers on for [ __ ] rain in my
entire life no that's a thing that's
definitely a thing here in Texas oh [ __ ]
[ __ ] wild to me it's a mild storm I'm
going to get in the far left lane and go
20 under hazards on we all know the left
lame is for Crime no live in a desert
I'm only used to it being between 65 and
75 dude that's the only time I get
[ __ ] rages you
if people in left lane going [ __ ] the
speed limit is the only time I rage you
will see like [ __ ] just I'm
like have you seen my new shirt no God
I'm getting pissed off about people in
the left this is coming out on Bunker
Brandon [ __ ]
God yes je it's [ __ ] great the left
lane is for Crime okay there's [ __ ]
signs here in Texas to say left lane is
for passing only I will pass people and
I make I like when I am when you make me
go like this around you I'm going to go
like this and Point At You and flip you
off and then go around and get right in
front of you and then point at the sign
that says this is [ __ ] only for
passing only for passing it doesn't
matter if you're going the speed limit
in the left lane the left lane is for
[ __ ] as fast as you want to go and
it's your own responsibility if you get
pulled over that's you that's on you but
if people want to drive faster get the
[ __ ] out of the goddamn way my thing I
like I won't just do the like Star down
thing my thing is to guess what they
look like by how they drive like right
out the batom like that has to be a
[ __ ] 72-year-old white
man or it's a fat white woman yeah I
love how we CH we chose the safe ones
yeah they both wanted to say Asian
yellow dver ob's bit on that did you see
that oh the wait and if that was a and
if that cheeseburger was Jewish no no it
was it was I think it was Shang Gill the
Shan Gill like no but he the uh the it
was uh [ __ ] Theo Von was talking
about like in San Francisco he's like
I'm just going to you know San Francisco
has the highest population of
asian-americans in the country or
something like that he's like it's also
the first city in the country to have
self-driving Vehicles so I'm just going
to let you put together why those two
things are hilarious speaking of Road
[ __ ] what was up with the [ __ ] car in
Houston remember that we were driving
behind it was it took us it took us a
minute to figure out what it even was it
was oh I was like because you like did
anyone see that was like I was asking
the same question I I have it on camera
I I'll get it up on Instagram yeah also
send it to G the one had like cake
mixers it was [ __ ] it was pimp pimp
purple [ __ ] Minnesota Vikings metallic
purple the entire car and it had the
back tire on it with spoked rims like it
was like like a 1970s Cadillac and then
it had [ __ ] hubcap extenders that
stuck out at least 18 in probably 2 feet
on both sides it could barely fit in the
lane hold on but guess what amazing like
vehic expensive car this was it took me
a second but because I'm from the
Midwest I recognized it by the tail
lights was it it was an early 20000s
grand dam with [ __ ] $330,000 worth of
work done to it it was [ __ ] hilarious
bro Jake like actually can we get a real
reaction you got the video do you got
your pH come here come here no [ __ ] it's
upstairs my camera sorry I don't have it
[ __ ] cuz it is
[ __ ] ah like this dude Jake it was
like when they were driving in front of
insane he was going to the airport so I
wish we could got pimply duties to do I
guess I don't know I I just want oh yeah
you were say CRI I was gonna just say a hate
hate
crime stop floating I wish just ran him
off the road and [ __ ] killed him for
having that car the commentary in the
bus that we were on was hilarious bro we
were ter Twisted Metal we were
terrorizing every [ __ ] driver we had
they got tipped
well they had to ride along with us
you're basically well you're riding in a
[ __ ] comedy no oh yeah I know we got
shitfaced in Austin and then we had the
long drive home and I woke up and we
were at bies and where's my necklace I
bought over there super right there I
forgot bring over I just we're in bies I
I bought this very [Laughter]
[Laughter]
Rosary I forgot about
that we're screaming at
Jak dude we got oh my God our lawyer so mad
mad
this episode he's go bom or do real
again there's two options on this our
attorney has advised us that we made fun
of him the whole
way well we're just like Play Jake had
the ox courts we're just like Hey Jake
play Zack Bryan you're like no Zack
Bryan's [ __ ] gay like so we just kept
[ __ ] like we kept coming up a new
song titles Hey Jake play [ __ ] me in my
gay ass by Zach
Bryan hey two dudes 69ing by Zack Bryan
Jake by the end was like it's not any SS
guys and then I think we we made the
mistake of uh poking at Dolly Parton
which is apparently a very sensitive
subject we we stepped on sacred
territory dude he was just
like J just
h i do I apologize the next day I was on
I text Jake I'm like I'm sorry for the
things I said to you in the name of Zack
Bryan God Jay got bullied
he's like this it happens this is high
school and you get four Dudes just drunk
and we're just like let's bully our
lawyer the one the one [ __ ] person we
shouldn't bully it's like Jake could you
please play come in each other's
he went out and smoked
like like one of the most wholesome
people I know now that it's all coming
back to me we were kind of [ __ ] to
everybody we ran into we love you J just
I remember walking into the it's like
11: when we got to the
hotel in Dallas we got to the hotel and
we checked in like when's the bar open
guys we had a rough
week definitely should go to any of the
live oh no we turn into like just [ __ ]
[ __ ]
degenerate party bus awesome idea by
Cody he's like we can get a party bus
they'll drive us there and back and we
can drink on it terrible idea is it is
such a weird ju position of my life
though right now cuz like earlier that
day I had meetings in the capital in
Austin like the capital of Texas dude
you were taking like important political
calls right before Oh God in Dallas yeah
I had to like sorry this is a member of
Congress I've got to run real quick I
had to sprint out of the GRE green room
and take like a very intense 15-minute
conversation then come back into a
conversation about come like it was this
is the double life is getting [ __ ]
weird we're in a good part buddy we are
living the dream God forbid a normal
[ __ ] person gets elected you know oh
[ __ ] Conor do you know what the best
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yeah now we got just this range day and then rest and relaxation for [ __ ] for
then rest and relaxation for [ __ ] for you 45
you 45 seconds we got a podcast tomorrow oh
seconds we got a podcast tomorrow oh yeah yeah well that's why I said range
yeah yeah well that's why I said range day and then the the last one Friday and
day and then the the last one Friday and then a [ __ ] so we have podcast Friday
then a [ __ ] so we have podcast Friday with we're doing podcast tomorrow yeah
with we're doing podcast tomorrow yeah yeah old man Old Man Gaming Grandpa
yeah old man Old Man Gaming Grandpa gaming can we talk about that yeah
gaming can we talk about that yeah Grandpa gaming dude I'm super pumped for
Grandpa gaming dude I'm super pumped for it have you guys seen him Grandpa G like
it have you guys seen him Grandpa G like Grandpa gaming is that his name Grandpa
Grandpa gaming is that his name Grandpa gaming is he's just sniping
gaming is he's just sniping [ __ ] in Battlefield like it's
[ __ ] in Battlefield like it's nothing he's like yeah this is where you
nothing he's like yeah this is where you should put your reticle up right here
should put your reticle up right here and he's just destroying people deleting
and he's just destroying people deleting call this many mills yeah he's just
call this many mills yeah he's just deleting Chinese
deleting Chinese kids and laughing the entire time
kids and laughing the entire time hysterically so basically what he used
hysterically so basically what he used to do in Battlefield the video
to do in Battlefield the video game yeah
game yeah we'll emphasize that part in a video
we'll emphasize that part in a video game he's deleting Chinese kids is he a
game he's deleting Chinese kids is he a veteran that dude's yeah he's a veteran
veteran that dude's yeah he's a veteran he's retire diver yeah and Marksman so
he's retire diver yeah and Marksman so he was a squad because we talk he was a
he was a squad because we talk he was a squad Marksman that dude's comment
squad Marksman that dude's comment section is so funny oh God it's like
section is so funny oh God it's like this man doesn't have PTSD he's got
[Music] Nostalgia that's a
shirt it's not PT DSD it's Nostalgia oh my God [ __ ] with just a
retical okay that's a sh too that is the funniest [ __ ] I've heard all day [ __ ]
funniest [ __ ] I've heard all day [ __ ] write that down in your little book of
write that down in your little book of book of
book of dollars Jesus Christ dude I'm so excited
dollars Jesus Christ dude I'm so excited for him he is his text I sent it to the
for him he is his text I sent it to the group because his first text to to us
group because his first text to to us was just as simple as wait here it is
was just as simple as wait here it is as said Gramps hello sir after this uh
as said Gramps hello sir after this uh flly we'll ring you back truly
flly we'll ring you back truly appreciate uh you reaching out the guys
appreciate uh you reaching out the guys are so excited to chat with you his
are so excited to chat with you his first response great I would like to
first response great I would like to take my rifle also if the airlines won't
take my rifle also if the airlines won't because we invited him down was like
because we invited him down was like love to come down uh to San Antonio he's
love to come down uh to San Antonio he's like also if the airlines won't let me
like also if the airlines won't let me do it then I'll drive down in in my
do it then I'll drive down in in my pickup and then he just sent a picture
pickup and then he just sent a picture of his rifle yeah what the [ __ ] is that
of his rifle yeah what the [ __ ] is that dude homeboy is ready to shoot some
dude homeboy is ready to shoot some rounds
rounds I would like to bring this if possible
I would like to bring this if possible I'm like oh he's going to get along we
I'm like oh he's going to get along we don't have any long ranges to justify
don't have any long ranges to justify that thing but go ahead no no he's dude
that thing but go ahead no no he's dude is and you definitely don't want to
is and you definitely don't want to shoot steel at 100 yards with that
shoot steel at 100 yards with that [ __ ] thing whatever that is that's
[ __ ] thing whatever that is that's like 308
like 308 minimum but he was a dude his content he
minimum but he was a dude his content he blew I didn't realize how fast he
blew I didn't realize how fast he exploded especially a million on
exploded especially a million on Instagram which Instagram's very hard to
Instagram which Instagram's very hard to climb on mhm and he broke a million
climb on mhm and he broke a million really quickly got to be doing like
really quickly got to be doing like viral reels for that which he does like
viral reels for that which he does like that's why I've seen his his stuff you
that's why I've seen his his stuff you just see that old man like C just
just see that old man like C just [ __ ] deleting kids clicking clicking
[ __ ] deleting kids clicking clicking foreheads I'm like uh so super excited
foreheads I'm like uh so super excited for that one I think he'll really it'll
for that one I think he'll really it'll be interesting because he has he's very
be interesting because he has he's very much an old man when he talks it's like
much an old man when he talks it's like that slow cadence just excited about
that slow cadence just excited about life in general hammered that's what I'm
life in general hammered that's what I'm coping for I was like do you CS she's
coping for I was like do you CS she's like well my streams are I keep my
like well my streams are I keep my streams PG because I have a very large
streams PG because I have a very large uh audience that is young but uh if it's
uh audience that is young but uh if it's not there I swear like a saor I was like
not there I swear like a saor I was like brother you're going to get along great
brother you're going to get along great I don't know what it is about my content
I don't know what it is about my content I I've always been like Blown Away by
I I've always been like Blown Away by the amount of older people that like my
the amount of older people that like my videos I was at a I was at the store the
videos I was at a I was at the store the other day it's this like store in Iowa
other day it's this like store in Iowa called Batteries and Bulbs where they
called Batteries and Bulbs where they sell batteries and bulbs and uh had to
sell batteries and bulbs and uh had to get some I I get twist
get some I I get twist I had to get like a this is a
I had to get like a this is a [ __ ] SVU they do like key cutting and
[ __ ] SVU they do like key cutting and car fobs and [ __ ] and I was getting a
car fobs and [ __ ] and I was getting a spare key night shamalan
spare key night shamalan twist and I'm like waiting in line and
twist and I'm like waiting in line and there's this old old guy I could just
there's this old old guy I could just tell he's a veteran I was like were you
tell he's a veteran I was like were you in the military he's like yeah like
in the military he's like yeah like doing what he's like I was a Cav Scout
doing what he's like I was a Cav Scout in the Korean War oh that's dope I had
in the Korean War oh that's dope I had just done my sergeant Reckless video so
just done my sergeant Reckless video so I I knew all kinds of [ __ ] about the
I I knew all kinds of [ __ ] about the Korean War and he's like yeah I was in
Korean War and he's like yeah I was in [ __ ] I can't remember the name off the
[ __ ] I can't remember the name off the top of my head it's like uh pun Jang or
top of my head it's like uh pun Jang or ton Jang it was like literally The
ton Jang it was like literally The Village on the [ __ ] demilitarized
Village on the [ __ ] demilitarized zone line that got turned from a normal
zone line that got turned from a normal City into like the peace village where
City into like the peace village where it's just where the North and South
it's just where the North and South governments and militaries meet to like
governments and militaries meet to like exchange prisoners and [ __ ] and I
exchange prisoners and [ __ ] and I explained that to him and he's like oh I
explained that to him and he's like oh I had no idea it was just a normal like
had no idea it was just a normal like Village when I was there and I I told
Village when I was there and I I told him the story about Sergeant Reckless
him the story about Sergeant Reckless and then like I it was time for me to go
and then like I it was time for me to go like I I got my get done and he's like
like I I got my get done and he's like well write down write down your name so
well write down write down your name so I can find your videos on the internet
I can find your videos on the internet and I was like just fair warning like I
and I was like just fair warning like I swear a lot I make a lot of
swear a lot I make a lot of inappropriate jokes he's like son I've
inappropriate jokes he's like son I've killed 13 people I don't give a [ __ ]
killed 13 people I don't give a [ __ ] Jesus
Jesus Christ son I've killed 1 I was like when
Christ son I've killed 1 I was like when you start with son he's not joking all
you start with son he's not joking all right my
right my bad our boy knew the number too God damn
bad our boy knew the number too God damn son I've killed third like
son I've killed third like okay I know how to kill my 19 I know you
okay I know how to kill my 19 I know you have never killed a single individual
have never killed a single individual son I've killed 13 men that you know how
son I've killed 13 men that you know how you know you know how you know he's
you know you know how you know he's never killed a person he's talking about
never killed a person he's talking about it on a [ __ ] Southwest flight across
aisle it was it made my whole day it was awesome yeah I don't curse but I've just
awesome yeah I don't curse but I've just slaughtered a lot of
slaughtered a lot of men oh my God I know [ __ ] dope ass
men oh my God I know [ __ ] dope ass shirt Brandon oh yeah that's my new
shirt Brandon oh yeah that's my new shirt I haven't pushed at all C uh CIA
shirt I haven't pushed at all C uh CIA outstanding journalism
outstanding journalism award which uh it's beautiful you know
award which uh it's beautiful you know anything about their history
anything about their history yeah the government also what the fu you
yeah the government also what the fu you can trust them this looks like it was
can trust them this looks like it was made I swear to go I swear to God I
made I swear to go I swear to God I thought you were going for a Boop no I
thought you were going for a Boop no I was just like looking at all this [ __ ]
was just like looking at all this [ __ ] I'm like dear God it's actually like
I'm like dear God it's actually like oldish it looks weathered dude
oldish it looks weathered dude yes he can hear
yes he can hear you feel it these look like Cocoa
you feel it these look like Cocoa Pebbles is that
Pebbles is that the Brandon's
the Brandon's hungry h i just remember coming
hungry h i just remember coming downstairs the next morning $40 for this
downstairs the next morning $40 for this that's bies prices
that's bies prices baby dude bues that's right I was drunk
baby dude bues that's right I was drunk and it's now a tax right off even though
and it's now a tax right off even though it's not on my couching it dude dude my
it's not on my couching it dude dude my entire comment section
entire comment section it smells sweet now my fan base my God
it smells sweet now my fan base my God neckace it smells like a Cocoa Pebble
neckace it smells like a Cocoa Pebble yeah holy [ __ ] that does smell sweet it
yeah holy [ __ ] that does smell sweet it smells like the the Bucky nuggets I feel
smells like the the Bucky nuggets I feel like he's a gasing try to eat until they
like he's a gasing try to eat until they smell that you guys are gas sliding me
smell that you guys are gas sliding me into trying to eat rocks right now no
into trying to eat rocks right now no it's not smell it Nick no dude smell
it's not smell it Nick no dude smell your [ __ ] thing no have you not
your [ __ ] thing no have you not smelled it I smelled it
smelled it I smelled it okay I don't like how you said that oh
okay I don't like how you said that oh I've smelled it no my whole fan basee
I've smelled it no my whole fan basee after I did that tax video where I
after I did that tax video where I explained the couch in the background
explained the couch in the background isn't my casting couch it's my tax right
isn't my casting couch it's my tax right off couch and now like my new ad for the
off couch and now like my new ad for the Ching Le video that came out today was
Ching Le video that came out today was uh delete me and Hannah walks in this
uh delete me and Hannah walks in this video is brought to you by delete me and
video is brought to you by delete me and Hannah walks in with an MP5 and goes I
Hannah walks in with an MP5 and goes I thought you'd never ask and does the MP5
thought you'd never ask and does the MP5 slap
slap and and now and then when I walk back in
and and now and then when I walk back in I act like you know we go have sex and
I act like you know we go have sex and then I get the MP5 and I set it on the
then I get the MP5 and I set it on the couch as I walk back in and it's in the
couch as I walk back in and it's in the background for the rest of the video and
background for the rest of the video and everybody's like my boy just turned an
everybody's like my boy just turned an MP5 into a tax r no they know yes no no
MP5 into a tax r no they know yes no no no yes well what's funny is that you can
no yes well what's funny is that you can buy it intending to put it in a video
buy it intending to put it in a video and
and not yep and it just means you're bad at
not yep and it just means you're bad at your job but it's still write off trust
your job but it's still write off trust me I buy a lot of [ __ ] guns that I
me I buy a lot of [ __ ] guns that I just haven't done videos on yet but
just haven't done videos on yet but there will be in videos they will be
there will be in videos they will be videos yeah and plus they're in the
videos yeah and plus they're in the background of [ __ ] like you know they'll
background of [ __ ] like you know they'll either be on my gun wall in the back as
either be on my gun wall in the back as a prop or like we'll be doing shop tours
a prop or like we'll be doing shop tours and they're everywhere but like there
and they're everywhere but like there are like seriously there have got to be
are like seriously there have got to be 20 guns that I bought that I just I I
20 guns that I bought that I just I I want to do a video on eventually but I
want to do a video on eventually but I just haven't done it yet so get round to
just haven't done it yet so get round to there's one you'll you actually I'd love
there's one you'll you actually I'd love to have you in on this one yeah um it's
to have you in on this one yeah um it's a I think it's a Model N don't quote me
a I think it's a Model N don't quote me in this it's like a f or
in this it's like a f or a FN or Browning Model
a FN or Browning Model 1910 and I I want to call it the gun
1910 and I I want to call it the gun that started World War I cuz that was
that started World War I cuz that was the gun that was used to
the gun that was used to assassinate France feran France fer God
assassinate France feran France fer God see my friends are smart they know the
see my friends are smart they know the name I just know the event no idea the
name I just know the event no idea the names because I know you go into the
names because I know you go into the sandwich literally yeah I know you could
sandwich literally yeah I know you could go into the entire history of that for
go into the entire history of that for the video and everything the botched
the video and everything the botched assassination that happen I have to read
assassination that happen I have to read up on it but just the the starting of
up on it but just the the starting of world war I's
world war I's insane it was a lot of [ __ ] dominoes
insane it was a lot of [ __ ] dominoes it's a lot of people having their homies
it's a lot of people having their homies backs for really not great reasons it's
backs for really not great reasons it's literally like that's how most of our
literally like that's how most of our bar fights start hey literally the
bar fights start hey literally the international equivalent of a bar fight
international equivalent of a bar fight yeah pretty much hey that's my friend
yeah pretty much hey that's my friend just dog that's my friend yeah literally
just dog that's my friend yeah literally and
and then 400 millions of young men yeah
then 400 millions of young men yeah millions of deaths later it was like oh
millions of deaths later it was like oh [ __ ] yeah never mind 10 m that because
[ __ ] yeah never mind 10 m that because that was trench warfare that was like
that was trench warfare that was like Hey you're not F I'm going to shoot you
Hey you're not F I'm going to shoot you in the back of the
in the back of the head and the Spanish Flu at the same
head and the Spanish Flu at the same time you know what makes trench war Less
time you know what makes trench war Less Fun
Fun diarrhea god I didn't even think about
diarrhea god I didn't even think about that so it's true worst part yeah like
that so it's true worst part yeah like that's [ __ ] horrifying can I tell you
that's [ __ ] horrifying can I tell you guys 20 20 million deaths I love Brandon
guys 20 20 million deaths I love Brandon we know he bought me a trench shotgun oh
we know he bought me a trench shotgun oh yeah wait what you can slam fire it yeah
yeah wait what you can slam fire it yeah you actually you can you totally can
you actually you can you totally can NATO try to say that's
NATO try to say that's not's like yeah you totally can no oh
not's like yeah you totally can no oh yeah Germany tried to have shotguns
yeah Germany tried to have shotguns outlawed as a war crime cuz they were
outlawed as a war crime cuz they were mad at the Marine Corps that's an actual
mad at the Marine Corps that's an actual thing no that's a real thing yeah they
thing no that's a real thing yeah they tried to have it declared a war War
tried to have it declared a war War crime and then they were like talking
crime and then they were like talking [ __ ] like oh yeah well using a shotgun
[ __ ] like oh yeah well using a shotgun and not having to aim at [ __ ] Point
and not having to aim at [ __ ] Point Blank Range isn't gentlemen Le and it's
Blank Range isn't gentlemen Le and it's because you guys aren't good Riflemen
because you guys aren't good Riflemen and the Marines were like
dope well I love it's like well you still allow artillery and mortars so
still allow artillery and mortars so [ __ ] off yeah you [ __ ] are the
[ __ ] off yeah you [ __ ] are the ones using mustard gas and you're mad at
ones using mustard gas and you're mad at me cuz I have a gas mask and a [ __ ]
me cuz I have a gas mask and a [ __ ] shotgun get the [ __ ] out of here that
shotgun get the [ __ ] out of here that was that first Marine that was like
was that first Marine that was like pow pow I think he held it down he's
pow pow I think he held it down he's like pow when [ __ ] when I did the P guys
like pow when [ __ ] when I did the P guys guys guys ex guys come here look at this
guys guys ex guys come here look at this [ __ ] out you just do this do that again
[ __ ] out you just do this do that again yeah that's that's the joke I made in
yeah that's that's the joke I made in the trench sweeper video I was like the
the trench sweeper video I was like the United States military gave a gun to the
United States military gave a gun to the Marine Corps whose only limiting factor
Marine Corps whose only limiting factor in how much destruction it can dispense
in how much destruction it can dispense is how quick the Marines can do this
what what's the joke it's like an eight an 18-year-old boy from Wisconsin like
an 18-year-old boy from Wisconsin like yeah
yeah exactly that the bayonet that came with
exactly that the bayonet that came with the thing's a [ __ ] sword it's like
the thing's a [ __ ] sword it's like this long it's enough to go completely
this long it's enough to go completely through a normal sized human cuz that's
through a normal sized human cuz that's also like in the the the weird
also like in the the the weird transitionary phase between like you
transitionary phase between like you think of like a Vietnam uh bayonet right
think of like a Vietnam uh bayonet right you think about like a like a Kar kind
you think about like a like a Kar kind of [ __ ] knife yeah like right before
of [ __ ] knife yeah like right before that was the [ __ ] twoot Civil War War
that was the [ __ ] twoot Civil War War triblade [ __ ] so like you're in like the
triblade [ __ ] so like you're in like the transitionary phase where it's flat but
transitionary phase where it's flat but it's still you know I could scratch
it's still you know I could scratch Eli's forehead from here yeah you could
Eli's forehead from here yeah you could scratch the back of my nogin from there
scratch the back of my nogin from there from the
from the inside oh [ __ ] uh shout out to what's
inside oh [ __ ] uh shout out to what's his name knives microt oh the micr guy
his name knives microt oh the micr guy uh I know his name I don't know if you
uh I know his name I don't know if you want me to say his actual name on the
want me to say his actual name on the podcast probably not uh shout out to we
podcast probably not uh shout out to we had a gentleman that's going to be
had a gentleman that's going to be called the biggest collector of micro
called the biggest collector of micro tech knives uh in the country is what he
tech knives uh in the country is what he told me and he showed up and he's like I
told me and he showed up and he's like I hand selected a different micro Tech
hand selected a different micro Tech knife for all of you guys and gave and
knife for all of you guys and gave and he gave each of us a uh Microtech ultr
he gave each of us a uh Microtech ultr Tech so I have the I think this one's
Tech so I have the I think this one's called the warmonger or the warhound
called the warmonger or the warhound blade Cody has the donut limited edition
blade Cody has the donut limited edition ultr
ultr Tech truly I bro yours is a new one I
Tech truly I bro yours is a new one I hadn't even seen it before he said it
hadn't even seen it before he said it was a brand new knife blade shaped just
was a brand new knife blade shaped just came out it was dope as [ __ ] yeah no I
came out it was dope as [ __ ] yeah no I uh I it has like a bottle opener on the
uh I it has like a bottle opener on the back like a curve for a bottle opener
back like a curve for a bottle opener yeah and it was kind of neat it was like
yeah and it was kind of neat it was like was it double edged on half the backside
was it double edged on half the backside I think so I'd have to check again I
I think so I'd have to check again I took it home and then my uh my girl
took it home and then my uh my girl immediately stole it so she's like wow I
immediately stole it so she's like wow I always I always wanted a knife like this
always I always wanted a knife like this with the assisted opening I'm like me
with the assisted opening I'm like me too it's yours now these are dope dude
too it's yours now these are dope dude yeah giant shout out to him for yeah
yeah giant shout out to him for yeah thanks buddy you got I got the the twin
thanks buddy you got I got the the twin flames cuz he was like this is for Sav
flames cuz he was like this is for Sav and you that's cool and it was two of
and you that's cool and it was two of them with that heart thing uh it was
them with that heart thing uh it was like a heart-shaped throwing star is
like a heart-shaped throwing star is what I thought it was well it has a
what I thought it was well it has a literally a cutout metal heart that you
literally a cutout metal heart that you can take out and has like the
can take out and has like the description of the blades it's like the
description of the blades it's like the twin flames two knives indicating love
twin flames two knives indicating love heral number blah and then two black
heral number blah and then two black knives with red uh in laser engraved
knives with red uh in laser engraved Hearts throughout it and then like
Hearts throughout it and then like that you're [ __ ] bad ass I was like
that you're [ __ ] bad ass I was like babe those are very sharp like microtex
babe those are very sharp like microtex extremely [ __ ] sharp like yeah
extremely [ __ ] sharp like yeah they're social media team I don't want
they're social media team I don't want to talk about them but oh yeah the donut
to talk about them but oh yeah the donut knife yeah yeah wait what I don't know
knife yeah yeah wait what I don't know about that you don't know the story no
about that you don't know the story no oh yeah can we do we skip it we probably
oh yeah can we do we skip it we probably I mean we we probably talk about we can
I mean we we probably talk about we can talk about it does that guy work at
talk about it does that guy work at microt Tech uh he's like really good
microt Tech uh he's like really good friends with all of them and also the uh
friends with all of them and also the uh the gentleman that designs blades for
the gentleman that designs blades for microt Te well he's coming the Microtech
microt Te well he's coming the Microtech guy is coming to range day oh [ __ ] yeah
guy is coming to range day oh [ __ ] yeah so he's coming he was gonna invite um
so he's coming he was gonna invite um Sebastian Bor borca who is guy name who
Sebastian Bor borca who is guy name who who is good friends with Brandon what
who is good friends with Brandon what wait you know Bor no no no no no he's
wait you know Bor no no no no no he's friends with Sebastian gor gor who was
friends with Sebastian gor gor who was like the speaker yeah no different guy
like the speaker yeah no different guy thises kesn yeah Kalashnikov
thises kesn yeah Kalashnikov Kalashnikov uh no but he designs all the
Kalashnikov uh no but he designs all the blades um for m not all of them it's
blades um for m not all of them it's Marion and him that designed blades for
Marion and him that designed blades for Microtech so that guy was gonna come out
Microtech so that guy was gonna come out too but he was busy so he couldn't but
too but he was busy so he couldn't but yeah but but shout out to you for
yeah but but shout out to you for [ __ ] those dope ass Bo we won't [ __ ]
[ __ ] those dope ass Bo we won't [ __ ] on micro no okay if he's coming out he's
on micro no okay if he's coming out he's friends with Cody's just mad that he
friends with Cody's just mad that he couldn't find a doughnut cerakoted one
couldn't find a doughnut cerakoted one immedi I tried to buy it from them I
immedi I tried to buy it from them I didn't I I I didn't ask for it for free
didn't I I I didn't ask for it for free I was just like hey guys could I buy
I was just like hey guys could I buy this knife from you I will pay full
this knife from you I will pay full retail price could I buy it and they're
retail price could I buy it and they're like no we don't do that I was like ah
like no we don't do that I was like ah God damn it dude but it's a dut it's a
God damn it dude but it's a dut it's a [ __ ] literal dut knife I will buy it
[ __ ] literal dut knife I will buy it and they sent a a picture of them just
and they sent a a picture of them just doing this like godam I would even be
doing this like godam I would even be mad that like damn the social media
mad that like damn the social media teams baller that finding that knife
teams baller that finding that knife consumed you for like 48 hours and you
consumed you for like 48 hours and you track one down I had to track one down
track one down I had to track one down on like a second party like scalper
on like a second party like scalper website to get it to him and I think you
website to get it to him and I think you paid like literally double the retail
paid like literally double the retail price that motherucker and then you were
price that motherucker and then you were C you gave it to just yeah so after we
C you gave it to just yeah so after we can cut that out if you don't want you
can cut that out if you don't want you tell us no that's fine no after our
tell us no that's fine no after our first podcast we did in uh here in San
first podcast we did in uh here in San Antonio I was in the bathroom and the
Antonio I was in the bathroom and the kid that was cleaning the bathroom I say
kid that was cleaning the bathroom I say kid he he was of legal age to own this
kid he he was of legal age to own this knife 12 he was like hey man I I saw
knife 12 he was like hey man I I saw that you were he was dude he was only 11
that you were he was dude he was only 11 it's
it's fine but no he he was the nicest dude
fine but no he he was the nicest dude ever I come in he was like dude I saw
ever I come in he was like dude I saw that you were nervous and but you guys
that you were nervous and but you guys killed this show this was awesome and
killed this show this was awesome and he's in there cleaning the bathroom and
he's in there cleaning the bathroom and I felt bad because he was he [ __ ] he
I felt bad because he was he [ __ ] he was already spraying down the toilets
was already spraying down the toilets and I took a piss like but he was like
and I took a piss like but he was like this is awesome man I was like all right
this is awesome man I was like all right this this awesome dude gave me this
this this awesome dude gave me this knife um would you like mine because it
knife um would you like mine because it was it was the same one it was the same
was it was the same one it was the same the same microt Tech and so I gave him
the same microt Tech and so I gave him my [ __ ] $600 knife I just so I'm
my [ __ ] $600 knife I just so I'm playing the [ __ ] in my head I'm just
playing the [ __ ] in my head I'm just doing the I'm building a commercial it's
doing the I'm building a commercial it's the NFL commercial where it's like that
the NFL commercial where it's like that little four green and it dou looks back
little four green and it dou looks back and it's a four-year-old gives him a
and it's a four-year-old gives him a like Hey kid you open the blade and toss
like Hey kid you open the blade and toss it to Sticks right through the
it to Sticks right through the hand thanks Mr donut operator
bro I'm not going to lie [ __ ] that that was bringing me back to like at one
that was bringing me back to like at one point I I bought like an actual
point I I bought like an actual switchblade which at the time in the
switchblade which at the time in the state was not legal I don't think I was
state was not legal I don't think I was like 15 and this guy like sketchy dude
like 15 and this guy like sketchy dude at like a gun show was just like Hey kid
at like a gun show was just like Hey kid you do you want a pearl handled
you do you want a pearl handled switchblade and a copy of the Anarchist
switchblade and a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook I'm dead [ __ ] serious I
Cookbook I'm dead [ __ ] serious I bought both from the same [ __ ] guy
bought both from the same [ __ ] guy I'm the the early [ __ ] Edition the
I'm the the early [ __ ] Edition the 1970s like [ __ ] will whatever oh yeah
1970s like [ __ ] will whatever oh yeah explain what the Anarchist Cookbook is I
explain what the Anarchist Cookbook is I don't think I will okay you can Google
don't think I will okay you can Google it at home or like don't well I will
it at home or like don't well I will tell you now all the copies that are
tell you now all the copies that are available now like the the new ones
available now like the the new ones they've all changed the recipes it's
they've all changed the recipes it's like oh it's the watered down versions
like oh it's the watered down versions yeah it's all like there's there's
yeah it's all like there's there's different things about like different
different things about like different drugs you can make different like a lot
drugs you can make different like a lot of it's like bombs and like homemade
of it's like bombs and like homemade weaponry and like black powder and [ __ ]
weaponry and like black powder and [ __ ] like that but like they've changed all
like that but like they've changed all the recipes since then so like obviously
the recipes since then so like obviously if kids get a of it they're not just
if kids get a of it they're not just like you know smoking banana peels and
like you know smoking banana peels and [ __ ] blowing up homemade sech in
[ __ ] blowing up homemade sech in their backyard thank God
their backyard thank God Napal Napal ain't that
Napal Napal ain't that [ __ ] that's like the free space in
bingo I did I did I did all this [ __ ] when I was like 15 dude oh yeah dude all
when I was like 15 dude oh yeah dude all did no interest in drugs at all when I
did no interest in drugs at all when I was a kid it was just like it was all
was a kid it was just like it was all just like weird oh you can make C4 at
just like weird oh you can make C4 at home in an oven was [ __ ] you can buy off
home in an oven was [ __ ] you can buy off of Amazon with a or eBay with a prepaid
of Amazon with a or eBay with a prepaid gift card oh my God as you showed on
gift card oh my God as you showed on YouTube for your first strike it wasn't
YouTube for your first strike it wasn't a it wasn't my first stke B it was it
a it wasn't my first stke B it was it was Gunpowder it was black powder it
was Gunpowder it was black powder it wasn't C4 I would never do that you can
wasn't C4 I would never do that you can you can do it
you can do it though do it again I I for trust me I
though do it again I I for trust me I know the [ __ ] crazy store is running
know the [ __ ] crazy store is running into one of the the guys that worked at
into one of the the guys that worked at the San Antonio IO Club was Osborne who
the San Antonio IO Club was Osborne who I deployed with oh yeah [ __ ] the
I deployed with oh yeah [ __ ] the security guy dude we never talked about
security guy dude we never talked about that on stage I forgot about this bro
that on stage I forgot about this bro that was osor shout out what's up bud
that was osor shout out what's up bud dude that was a wild experiment I I
dude that was a wild experiment I I haven't seen this dude I've been out for
haven't seen this dude I've been out for almost two decades yeah
almost two decades yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] 15 years I've been out Jesus
[ __ ] [ __ ] 15 years I've been out Jesus so I haven't seen Osborne in 15 years I
so I haven't seen Osborne in 15 years I walk up he's like hey man what's up I
walk up he's like hey man what's up I was like hi we were just talking to the
was like hi we were just talking to the entire uh all the staff with the staff
entire uh all the staff with the staff we'd always take care of them they were
we'd always take care of them they were and they took care of us so it was
and they took care of us so it was [ __ ] amazing amazing people and he's
[ __ ] amazing amazing people and he's hey was like what's up what's up he's
hey was like what's up what's up he's like hey man what's up hey long time no
like hey man what's up hey long time no see like long time no see [ __ ] hug
see like long time no see [ __ ] hug boom and then walking back wearing out
boom and then walking back wearing out in the green room and he's like Eli you
in the green room and he's like Eli you don't remember me I was
don't remember me I was like holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
like holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Osborne you're you had that you handled
Osborne you're you had that you handled the [ __ ] cut off head and got put in
the [ __ ] cut off head and got put in the Rolling Stones Magazine he's like
the Rolling Stones Magazine he's like hey you remember I was like Hey Osborne
hey you remember I was like Hey Osborne a quick military story when this is the
a quick military story when this is the Bread Basket this is the military
Bread Basket this is the military stories don't do well on this podcast
stories don't do well on this podcast none of our none of our viewers like
none of our none of our viewers like that [ __ ] bomb always yeah no
that [ __ ] bomb always yeah no guess [ __ ] Bread Basket the terrible
guess [ __ ] Bread Basket the terrible area this is like the last push in
area this is like the last push in madilla and we are on month 14 of 15 out
madilla and we are on month 14 of 15 out of this deployment God damn 14 month
of this deployment God damn 14 month deployment
deployment to
to total so we're at month four I I was um
total so we're at month four I I was um not qrf I forget um what it's called
not qrf I forget um what it's called when you go in first by an extra two
when you go in first by an extra two weeks so I was there first so I
weeks so I was there first so I technically did a 16mon deployment now
technically did a 16mon deployment now we're about to do the bread bash Bread
we're about to do the bread bash Bread Basket
Basket push thank [ __ ] God for one time
push thank [ __ ] God for one time they're like H let's let's look the new
they're like H let's let's look the new people replacing you do this last push
people replacing you do this last push now before that there was a bridge that
now before that there was a bridge that separ sear at madilla from the Brad
separ sear at madilla from the Brad basket area which is like where all the
basket area which is like where all the bad guys went after we killed all the
bad guys went after we killed all the other bad
other bad guys there on this bridge there Hesco
guys there on this bridge there Hesco barriers and they got the call it's like
barriers and they got the call it's like hey there's a head on Hesco Bara you
hey there's a head on Hesco Bara you guys got to go go pick it up go police
guys got to go go pick it up go police up that head go grab that head yeah so
up that head go grab that head yeah so Osborne was the one they're like and
Osborne was the one they're like and then Rolling Stones is out go get some
then Rolling Stones is out go get some head yeah and this is the first time I
head yeah and this is the first time I learned how media works I was like oh
learned how media works I was like oh wow so hold on just to we clear he's
wow so hold on just to we clear he's literally like cleaning up a site is all
literally like cleaning up a site is all he's doing yeah he is he's getting sent
he's doing yeah he is he's getting sent out to clean up the post remnants of
out to clean up the post remnants of battle yeah this is first I want to say
battle yeah this is first I want to say was first
was first Splatoon first Splatoon was tasked to go
Splatoon first Splatoon was tasked to go to the
to the bridge and then they were like Osborne
bridge and then they were like Osborne go get that head is just a head on a
go get that head is just a head on a Hesco barrier to say don't come in here
Hesco barrier to say don't come in here it was like so it's put put there to
it was like so it's put put there to make a point yeah and it was like an
make a point yeah and it was like an Iraqi s major or something like that and
Iraqi s major or something like that and and Osborne is just like a young kid at
and Osborne is just like a young kid at the time yeah literally low guy on the
the time yeah literally low guy on the totem pole yeah he's a E4 so yeah
totem pole yeah he's a E4 so yeah [ __ ] 20-year-old kid yeah maybe Time
[ __ ] 20-year-old kid yeah maybe Time magazine's like oh like they're out on
magazine's like oh like they're out on the mission with us cuz it was like
the mission with us cuz it was like extra secure and he goes grabs a head I
extra secure and he goes grabs a head I think he said he dropped it so he bent
think he said he dropped it so he bent down picked it up was like like that
down picked it up was like like that which I mean fair I don't
know so he picks it up and they're like oh you have to like turn towards the
oh you have to like turn towards the camera he's like oh and like no make a
camera he's like oh and like no make a face so he's like just telling it's just
face so he's like just telling it's just telling like he like like if somebody
telling like he like like if somebody says smile for the camera you're going
says smile for the camera you're going to be
to be like yeah this this is a 1920 year-old
like yeah this this is a 1920 year-old kid maybe who's actively developing PTSD
kid maybe who's actively developing PTSD to some degree at this moment who has
to some degree at this moment who has been in war fighting for months and
been in war fighting for months and they're like go police that h a year at
they're like go police that h a year at this point like we've done War so like
this point like we've done War so like our emotions are very done at this point
our emotions are very done at this point and we're not used to being around
and we're not used to being around cameras this is like one of the first
cameras this is like one of the first times we're actually like a camera
times we're actually like a camera especially Rolling Stones is with us so
especially Rolling Stones is with us so like they took some photos we didn't
like they took some photos we didn't know any of this we found out when he
know any of this we found out when he got demoted and The Time Magazine the
got demoted and The Time Magazine the Rolling Stones article came out and then
Rolling Stones article came out and then we were sent it and Osborne like
we were sent it and Osborne like this holding a head you're telling me
this holding a head you're telling me that media and journalists don't tell
that media and journalists don't tell the [ __ ] truth wow that's so crazy
the [ __ ] truth wow that's so crazy crazy I'm glad I'm glad we solved that
crazy I'm glad I'm glad we solved that problem bro and it said like in the
problem bro and it said like in the article he got demoted like he got
article he got demoted like he got [ __ ] torn up for this and it was
[ __ ] torn up for this and it was [ __ ] and all it said was like
[ __ ] and all it said was like Soldier laughs that plays with dead
Soldier laughs that plays with dead man's head or something like that like
man's head or something like that like you can Google this if you're a
you can Google this if you're a journalist I'm glad you're entire
journalist I'm glad you're entire industry is dying and you deserve this
industry is dying and you deserve this because at this point you guys are
because at this point you guys are nothing but shitty influencers and
nothing but shitty influencers and you're not even good at your job yeah
you're not even good at your job yeah you're beinged by us yeah if you could
you're beinged by us yeah if you could do anything guys out there bully
do anything guys out there bully journalist although the guys who wrote
journalist although the guys who wrote the good articles about me you're all
the good articles about me you're all right you're all right if you're good
right you're all right if you're good journalist keep if you're not a lying
journalist keep if you're not a lying piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] The Daily Beast
piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] The Daily Beast bully journalists at any point you can
bully journalists at any point you can bully all of
bully all of them they're all like Ty except the ones
them they're all like Ty except the ones I like except the ones I follow on
I like except the ones I follow on Twitter mean the only reason I started
Twitter mean the only reason I started my YouTube channel man yeah to bully
my YouTube channel man yeah to bully journalists because you're all [ __ ]
journalists because you're all [ __ ] liars and for the most part that's the
liars and for the most part that's the first time we say this is 2008 so I you
first time we say this is 2008 so I you you don't have to apologize I got to
you don't have to apologize I got to watch it firsthand watch a dude get
watch it firsthand watch a dude get busted down in rank he went from like an
busted down in rank he went from like an E4 to an E1 if I remember right [ __ ]
E4 to an E1 if I remember right [ __ ] me oh yeah yeah it was instant like boom
me oh yeah yeah it was instant like boom busting rank he's in because he was in
busting rank he's in because he was in the Rolling Stones and you can Google it
the Rolling Stones and you can Google it if you like it's like two just [ __ ]
if you like it's like two just [ __ ] Soldier holds head bread basket or
Soldier holds head bread basket or something like that it's going to pop up
something like that it's going to pop up Osborne phenomenal human didn't deserve
Osborne phenomenal human didn't deserve that and again we had been doing War up
that and again we had been doing War up to this point for almost 14 [ __ ]
to this point for almost 14 [ __ ] months we were desensitized to all that
months we were desensitized to all that [ __ ] and when you're like
[ __ ] and when you're like smile I don't [ __ ] know you're not
smile I don't [ __ ] know you're not going to be like why am I smiling I'm
going to be like why am I smiling I'm holding a head what Rolling Stone
holding a head what Rolling Stone Rolling Stone you're 20 you don't know
Rolling Stone you're 20 you don't know what the [ __ ] going on yeah some
what the [ __ ] going on yeah some [ __ ] with a camera is like
[ __ ] with a camera is like smile I haven't been doing War for 14
smile I haven't been doing War for 14 months click but boom ruin dude's career
months click but boom ruin dude's career if he stayed in like would have [ __ ]
if he stayed in like would have [ __ ] him over but got his number and
him over but got his number and thankfully I gotta reconnect with that
thankfully I gotta reconnect with that dude he's like dude we need to grab a
dude he's like dude we need to grab a drink got his number I was like [ __ ]
drink got his number I was like [ __ ] yeah dude that was an actual cool event
yeah dude that was an actual cool event these guys got to see how surprised I
these guys got to see how surprised I was now I'm just mad about journalism
was now I'm just mad about journalism yeah I I just I tried to look for it and
yeah I I just I tried to look for it and I've just found like a bunch of
I've just found like a bunch of different photos of a decapitated heads
different photos of a decapitated heads and [ __ ] so that's that's not going
and [ __ ] so that's that's not going anywhere you guys talk for a second
anywhere you guys talk for a second nightm failed but no that that shows the
nightm failed but no that that shows the problem with journalism nowadays because
problem with journalism nowadays because like it has changed significantly uh
like it has changed significantly uh well I mean it's the same [ __ ] but it's
well I mean it's the same [ __ ] but it's just a different era cuz back then they
just a different era cuz back then they were just trying to sell magazines they
were just trying to sell magazines they were trying to sell whatever the [ __ ]
were trying to sell whatever the [ __ ] they can nowadays in in the age of the
they can nowadays in in the age of the internet they're just trying to sell
internet they're just trying to sell clicks because the clicks and the ads
clicks because the clicks and the ads that are on the sides is what pays their
that are on the sides is what pays their [ __ ] bills so they don't care about
[ __ ] bills so they don't care about telling the truth they care about
telling the truth they care about getting you to click on a [ __ ]
getting you to click on a [ __ ] headline yep yep that's why I said
headline yep yep that's why I said they're nothing but shitty influencers
they're nothing but shitty influencers yep yep clickbait it's all clickbait no
yep yep clickbait it's all clickbait no substance what are we doing Nick just
substance what are we doing Nick just doing it better if you think my [ __ ]
doing it better if you think my [ __ ] if you think our like click baish titles
if you think our like click baish titles are bad you should actually read their
are bad you should actually read their articles after their [ __ ] headlines
articles after their [ __ ] headlines it's the most out of context well I mean
it's the most out of context well I mean what was the uh what was the recent Tony
what was the uh what was the recent Tony Gonzalez ad what's your favorite state
Gonzalez ad what's your favorite state Brandon oh my God that was [ __ ]
Brandon oh my God that was [ __ ] hilarious
hilarious so Tony clip and Gan now has to put his
so Tony clip and Gan now has to put his you know [ __ ] sorry oh God
you know [ __ ] sorry oh God oh no bro cuz they were like do that
oh no bro cuz they were like do that he's
he's like Jesus Oh at least he's wearing his
like Jesus Oh at least he's wearing his gloves yeah PSI cuz he didn't know they
gloves yeah PSI cuz he didn't know they were like just like he's like they like
were like just like he's like they like pose with it and they like smile and you
pose with it and they like smile and you can tell by his hands this is the most
can tell by his hands this is the most awkward Force picture I've ever looked
awkward Force picture I've ever looked at my entire life like this and that's I
at my entire life like this and that's I I've never held a human head like that
I've never held a human head like that before so I I don't I just don't think I
before so I I don't I just don't think I would do it like that and then that's my
would do it like that and then that's my DOT climb filter I know that's my voice
DOT climb filter I know that's my voice [ __ ]
Ward Jesus but no talking about the the new no go talking about the new the new
new no go talking about the new the new uh the new Tony attack about the the
uh the new Tony attack about the the California bit like that was so [ __ ]
California bit like that was so [ __ ] funny he literally clipped me cuz we
funny he literally clipped me cuz we were making a joke about how shitty
were making a joke about how shitty California is how much we all [ __ ]
California is how much we all [ __ ] hate California we're like oh but we
hate California we're like oh but we like the weather because objectively
like the weather because objectively like California weather's [ __ ] great
like California weather's [ __ ] great like the beaches and everything very
like the beaches and everything very nice and I made a joke about how like oh
nice and I made a joke about how like oh yeah well
yeah well California is a
California is a joke myv text right now my favorite
joke myv text right now my favorite state in the country if everybody who if
state in the country if everybody who if everybody who lived there didn't and he
everybody who lived there didn't and he literally clipped that two seconds
literally clipped that two seconds they're just California is my favorite
they're just California is my favorite like it I I was blown away because I
like it I I was blown away because I literally watched that episode on the
literally watched that episode on the plane just kind of watching back and
plane just kind of watching back and like seeing how it landed and thinking
like seeing how it landed and thinking like that would be really funny if Tony
like that would be really funny if Tony [ __ ] clipped that like there's no
[ __ ] clipped that like there's no away and he [ __ ] did it dude that's
away and he [ __ ] did it dude that's like the literally just like I think
like the literally just like I think everybody in my voting demographic is
everybody in my voting demographic is [ __ ] stupid and I'm going to take
[ __ ] stupid and I'm going to take advantage of it right now is all that
advantage of it right now is all that was hey wait wait they just clipped it
was hey wait wait they just clipped it everybody in my [ __ ] voting yeah
everybody in my [ __ ] voting yeah whatever yeah put Brandon's face on my
whatever yeah put Brandon's face on my head right
head right there dude what what [ __ ] absolute
there dude what what [ __ ] absolute [ __ ] do you have working for your
[ __ ] do you have working for your [ __ ] social media dude I can't wait
[ __ ] social media dude I can't wait till some dude writes it I'm a huge
till some dude writes it I'm a huge Brandon fan and that's why was running
Brandon fan and that's why was running his campaign into the ground on
his campaign into the ground on purpose oh there's a new one new Tony
purpose oh there's a new one new Tony new Tony just dropped new Tony dropped
new Tony just dropped new Tony dropped dude that new Tony fire just dropped yo
dude that new Tony fire just dropped yo what's that [ __ ] fire
what's that [ __ ] fire album read it
album read it Brandon East coaster Brandon Herrera is
Brandon East coaster Brandon Herrera is a little lost what who [ __ ] does this
a little lost what who [ __ ] does this [ __ ]
[ __ ] Carolina El Paso Fort Stockton Eagle
Carolina El Paso Fort Stockton Eagle Pass San Antonio what there's a map of
Pass San Antonio what there's a map of showing how far away all the cities are
showing how far away all the cities are are from that is the oh oh and the new
are from that is the oh oh and the new thing that we I won't talk about that
thing that we I won't talk about that that is the worst the community probably
that is the worst the community probably H I wonder who spread that around we
H I wonder who spread that around we can't say that what we probably
can't say that what we probably shouldn't say that you're in the
shouldn't say that you're in the community notes oh I already have oh
community notes oh I already have oh have you I already have everybody knows
have you I already have everybody knows [ __ ] it I'm in the community notes and
[ __ ] it I'm in the community notes and it's my new life mission to make sure
it's my new life mission to make sure that everybody knows that his name is
that everybody knows that his name is Ernest Anthony Gonzalez II AKA Tony
Ernest Anthony Gonzalez II AKA Tony Gonzalez and he was registered to vote
Gonzalez and he was registered to vote in the State of Florida as early as 2016
in the State of Florida as early as 2016 and you can go to the Florida state
and you can go to the Florida state registry and verify that for yourself
registry and verify that for yourself but apparently he's not qualified
but apparently he's not qualified because he was registered to vote in
because he was registered to vote in North
North Carolina Ernest Goes to Washington erest
Carolina Ernest Goes to Washington erest scar stupid Ernest doesn't get to go to
scar stupid Ernest doesn't get to go to DC anymore not allowed to move you have
DC anymore not allowed to move you have to be born here D the only way politic
to be born here D the only way politic Works God
Works God and my favorite part though is like how
and my favorite part though is like how he kept [ __ ] on me he like Brandon
he kept [ __ ] on me he like Brandon Herrera says East Coasters help build
Herrera says East Coasters help build Texas I'm like that's objectively
Texas I'm like that's objectively [ __ ] true Sam Houston the first and
[ __ ] true Sam Houston the first and third president of Texas [ __ ] born in
third president of Texas [ __ ] born in Virginia dve Crockett born in Tennessee
Virginia dve Crockett born in Tennessee the guy who [ __ ] commanded the elamo
the guy who [ __ ] commanded the elamo was a [ __ ] East coaster are you
was a [ __ ] East coaster are you [ __ ] kidding me Texas was founded by
[ __ ] kidding me Texas was founded by Texans even though Texans didn't exist
Texans even though Texans didn't exist until after Texas was founded therefore
until after Texas was founded therefore that's logically [ __ ] impossible when
that's logically [ __ ] impossible when Captain America was born here in America
Captain America was born here in America and put up that flag and was like this
and put up that flag and was like this American now it's the only time that's
American now it's the only time that's ever happened you're like you [ __ ]
ever happened you're like you [ __ ] God I
God I hate I guess I don't know how you deal
hate I guess I don't know how you deal with anything just watching how bad and
with anything just watching how bad and then how like they just manipulate each
then how like they just manipulate each little thing I'm like this is why I
little thing I'm like this is why I don't do [ __ ] politics in the
don't do [ __ ] politics in the slightest form it's hilarious having
slightest form it's hilarious having somebody spend a million and a half
somebody spend a million and a half dollars slandering you this is where
dollars slandering you this is where your [ __ ] money went if you donated
your [ __ ] money went if you donated that
that dude one bill like hundreds of thousands
dude one bill like hundreds of thousands of dollars went to write that [ __ ]
of dollars went to write that [ __ ] ass tweet you know you know you know
ass tweet you know you know you know what the funniest thing about this is
what the funniest thing about this is too though
too though you're Brandon somehow loses we're going
you're Brandon somehow loses we're going to go back to doing this forever you uh
to go back to doing this forever you uh forever you me you don't get you don't
forever you me you don't get you don't get to walk away from this you got two
get to walk away from this you got two more years of this [ __ ] dude now we're
more years of this [ __ ] dude now we're just going to your
just going to your rallies I'm just I'm just going to open
rallies I'm just I'm just going to open up a can of Alex Stein on
up a can of Alex Stein on him God like I'm making a community note
him God like I'm making a community note right
right now Tony Gonzalez eats corn the long way
I don't know this is what's funny this is what happens when you fight an
is what happens when you fight an internet candidate an internet Savvy
internet candidate an internet Savvy candidate and you don't know how to do
candidate and you don't know how to do the internet I would have told like my
the internet I would have told like my favorite comment I think I said it
favorite comment I think I said it before is it's like one of the top
before is it's like one of the top comments I think the dude that runs the
comments I think the dude that runs the channel hates
channel hates Tony and it's his own team I just
Tony and it's his own team I just recently said like when we were on the
recently said like when we were on the flight back I'm like I hope Tony gets
flight back I'm like I hope Tony gets his money I genuinely hope he gets his
his money I genuinely hope he gets his money back from whatever firm is running
money back from whatever firm is running his Twitter account cuz geez Jesus
his Twitter account cuz geez Jesus Christ after one I would be like bro
Christ after one I would be like bro like like [ __ ] let's just not let's
like like [ __ ] let's just not let's actually be nice to Brandon let's see
actually be nice to Brandon let's see how that goes really I'm trying to
how that goes really I'm trying to dopamine like the the dopamine Mouse in
dopamine like the the dopamine Mouse in the Maze kind of [ __ ] like pressing the
the Maze kind of [ __ ] like pressing the button sort of thing it's like I'm not
button sort of thing it's like I'm not going to ratio him into the dirt if he
going to ratio him into the dirt if he doesn't try to attack me but every time
doesn't try to attack me but every time he does it's like no I'm going to make
he does it's like no I'm going to make your life very diff well the most
your life very diff well the most annoying part to me is the fact that he
annoying part to me is the fact that he has like his official His official
has like his official His official Twitter which has a silver check mark
Twitter which has a silver check mark because he's a politician yeah and then
because he's a politician yeah and then he has another Twitter that's verified
he has another Twitter that's verified in blue but that's team Tony and the
in blue but that's team Tony and the team Tony one that isn't actually him
team Tony one that isn't actually him but paid by him is the one that only
but paid by him is the one that only Slanders Brandon and then his other one
Slanders Brandon and then his other one is just like positive and neutral about
is just like positive and neutral about everything well he changed the name of
everything well he changed the name of it I know yeah yeah so he has two
it I know yeah yeah so he has two twitters now one just for slandering you
twitters now one just for slandering you it was Tony Gonzalez and then he changed
it was Tony Gonzalez and then he changed it to team Tony when he decided to
it to team Tony when he decided to dedicate it to slandering me [ __ ] be a
dedicate it to slandering me [ __ ] be a [ __ ] shame if somebody that was good
[ __ ] shame if somebody that was good at the internet made a team Brandon
at the internet made a team Brandon Twitter yeah I don't know that'd be
Twitter yeah I don't know that'd be weird it sucks man homelander running it
weird it sucks man homelander running it with [ __ ] homelander
2 let's light this candle let's [ __ ] this C who can talk better [ __ ] me or
this C who can talk better [ __ ] me or Tony's
Tony's intern and I oh buddy I I want to do a
intern and I oh buddy I I want to do a GoFundMe for whoever is running Toon's
GoFundMe for whoever is running Toon's Twitter for [ __ ] Psychiatry
Twitter for [ __ ] Psychiatry bills therapy I just like politicial
bills therapy I just like politicial learning and new things I [ __ ] I
learning and new things I [ __ ] I don't we don't DOL and I it's we're not
don't we don't DOL and I it's we're not even talking about politics because
even talking about politics because there's nothing it's just about bullying
there's nothing it's just about bullying politician that I'm so happy with like
politician that I'm so happy with like hey I can live with it look corrupt
hey I can live with it look corrupt politicians who make shitty votes
politicians who make shitty votes deserve to be bullied a little oh so
deserve to be bullied a little oh so good that's bipartisan oh so good it's
good that's bipartisan oh so good it's such a wonderful time in human history
such a wonderful time in human history where like a bunch of veterans who have
where like a bunch of veterans who have been I don't know I don't want to say
been I don't know I don't want to say wronged but like you know treated
wronged but like you know treated shittily before they've been wronged
shittily before they've been wronged yeah we yeah we we get to get together
yeah we yeah we we get to get together on the internet and just bully the
on the internet and just bully the politicians that [ __ ] us all up
politicians that [ __ ] us all up I just want to know when they type that
I just want to know when they type that first one like watch this guys I'm going
first one like watch this guys I'm going to [ __ ] abandon s and then me and
to [ __ ] abandon s and then me and you like oh the [ __ ] did you say that
you like oh the [ __ ] did you say that that [ __ ] meme of like I'm going to
that [ __ ] meme of like I'm going to send this
send this tweet wow that's a lot of
tweet wow that's a lot of comments the funny the funniest one I
comments the funny the funniest one I saw was he posted it was I saw it like
saw was he posted it was I saw it like the second it got it was up for like
the second it got it was up for like seconds and the first comment was
seconds and the first comment was somebody with a [ __ ] meme of Ned
somebody with a [ __ ] meme of Ned Stark you know the winter is coming meme
Stark you know the winter is coming meme but it had [ __ ] Cody on it and said
but it had [ __ ] Cody on it and said Don donut is
coming I I joked about that on the live show I like if you play hell divers like
show I like if you play hell divers like Cody's like my strategy on Twitter I was
Cody's like my strategy on Twitter I was like oh wow [ __ ] Tony
hi [Laughter]
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[Music] every the 11th most influential man on
every the 11th most influential man on twittered oh my God and all this could
twittered oh my God and all this could have been avoided just by voting like an
have been avoided just by voting like an actual conservative who have thought it
actual conservative who have thought it I would have just been nice to you if I
I would have just been nice to you if I was like your opponent i' like let's
was like your opponent i' like let's look at their strengths the
look at their strengths the internet okay we're not [ __ ] with
internet okay we're not [ __ ] with that one let's be kind to them let's
that one let's be kind to them let's praise them and just let's win everyone
praise them and just let's win everyone with kindness kill him with kindness he
with kindness kill him with kindness he CHS violence and he CHS violence against
CHS violence and he CHS violence against the wrong [ __ ] Community could could
the wrong [ __ ] Community could could it just literally met with me and said
it just literally met with me and said hey I've [ __ ] up in the past I voted
hey I've [ __ ] up in the past I voted wrong here's here's my promise for you
wrong here's here's my promise for you I'm going to vote this way from now on
I'm going to vote this way from now on and I probably would have considered it
and I probably would have considered it I probably would have like I would have
I probably would have like I would have backed down instead you chose let's try
backed down instead you chose let's try to bully Brandon on the internet let's
to bully Brandon on the internet let's go [ __ ] with sharks and
water and really the first one let's do it when uh he's he's making
it when uh he's he's making it when on a [ __ ] episode where we
it when on a [ __ ] episode where we just left a veteran sewer slide panel
just left a veteran sewer slide panel let's let's double down on that one with
let's let's double down on that one with all the work that we've done for veteran
all the work that we've done for veteran Charities and all of our [ __ ] history
Charities and all of our [ __ ] history like most of the people at that table
like most of the people at that table are [ __ ] veterans all the [ __ ] we did
are [ __ ] veterans all the [ __ ] we did like that's really where you want to
like that's really where you want to attack us so one time I was like oh oh
attack us so one time I was like oh oh Eli hung like Eli hat I like okay I I'm
Eli hung like Eli hat I like okay I I'm not a fan anymore yeah remain neutral
not a fan anymore yeah remain neutral right up until you [ __ ] with my boy on
right up until you [ __ ] with my boy on that [ __ ] I'm like oh my God Brandon
that [ __ ] I'm like oh my God Brandon Herrera bullied Donald Trump's minor son
Herrera bullied Donald Trump's minor son when he said and I quote he is pretty
when he said and I quote he is pretty tall
tall what the funny as [ __ ] like really
what the funny as [ __ ] like really bullying to
bullying to you I wish I was that tall
you I wish I was that tall dude the worst I was say just he was a
dude the worst I was say just he was a gript it like and that was me Canyon I
gript it like and that was me Canyon I didn't say any of that [ __ ] you're like
didn't say any of that [ __ ] you're like yeah he's kind of tall and I quote I
yeah he's kind of tall and I quote I love Cody at [ __ ] breakfast this
love Cody at [ __ ] breakfast this morning looking at the picture of the
morning looking at the picture of the new Tony tweet at the time where he's in
new Tony tweet at the time where he's in his his white uniform and you're like oh
his his white uniform and you're like oh we would have bullied this
we would have bullied this guy another Navy vet
guy another Navy vet H sorry Master Chief you [ __ ] I'm
H sorry Master Chief you [ __ ] I'm just dude I can just tell he was the
just dude I can just tell he was the type of [ __ ] like the type of person
type of [ __ ] like the type of person that everyone hated around him while he
that everyone hated around him while he was in the
was in the military yeah that's what you everyone
military yeah that's what you everyone knows one of those guys when you have
knows one of those guys when you have that in the military it is one of those
that in the military it is one of those dudes it's like f i i can name quite a
dudes it's like f i i can name quite a few yeah you're just like a sh s h
few yeah you're just like a sh s h that's not giving his thankfully he
that's not giving his thankfully he wasn't my S he was one of one of my
wasn't my S he was one of one of my buddies SS and that dude was
buddies SS and that dude was just hated he was the one I think I told
just hated he was the one I think I told the story when he went to
the story when he went to breach a house dumbass I used the
breach a house dumbass I used the shotgun got two or did he pulled back so
shotgun got two or did he pulled back so one of the rounds just barely ricocheted
one of the rounds just barely ricocheted and it hit him in the leg and he like
and it hit him in the leg and he like fell to the ground he like ah oh I've
fell to the ground he like ah oh I've been hit oh I've been hit and then doc
been hit oh I've been hit and then doc runs up to check him he's like don't
runs up to check him he's like don't save the morphine for someone else Doc
save the morphine for someone else Doc and Doc looked at he's like yeah I
and Doc looked at he's like yeah I wasn't going to use it it's a [ __ ]
wasn't going to use it it's a [ __ ] Grace you're fine get the [ __ ] up didn't
Grace you're fine get the [ __ ] up didn't break the pants yeah like barely nothing
break the pants yeah like barely nothing oh he was the sergeant that made
oh he was the sergeant that made everyone his only his only his Squad
everyone his only his only his Squad would have to stay from 9:00 a.m. till
would have to stay from 9:00 a.m. till 5:00 p.m. every day in the day room and
5:00 p.m. every day in the day room and read military manuals God yeah that guy
read military manuals God yeah that guy guy [ __ ] day that's the yeah that guy
guy [ __ ] day that's the yeah that guy Y and we no one else in the entire
Y and we no one else in the entire company other than him and he was like
company other than him and he was like cuz I want my solders squared away also
cuz I want my solders squared away also cuz you don't want to go home because
cuz you don't want to go home because you have no [ __ ] friends or a wife or
you have no [ __ ] friends or a wife or anyone in your life he should run for
anyone in your life he should run for Congress he probably
Congress he probably is that dude but those that's that's
is that dude but those that's that's Tony in a [ __ ] yeah yeah no that's the
Tony in a [ __ ] yeah yeah no that's the that's the type of Duty is and well
that's the type of Duty is and well realistically and that's that's the one
realistically and that's that's the one thing I will never talk [ __ ] about I'll
thing I will never talk [ __ ] about I'll never talk [ __ ] about Tony's military
never talk [ __ ] about Tony's military service you know I I I respect that it's
service you know I I I respect that it's like you respect the rank you know
like you respect the rank you know that's that's one of those like he he he
that's that's one of those like he he he did serve his country however his votes
did serve his country however his votes are what I have the [ __ ] problem with
are what I have the [ __ ] problem with and that's the only place I've ever
and that's the only place I've ever attacked him genuinely I've never paid
attacked him genuinely I've never paid to attack him anywhere except for the
to attack him anywhere except for the bad votes he's made and that's that's
bad votes he's made and that's that's the way politics should be you you
the way politics should be you you didn't touch foot in combat and you sent
didn't touch foot in combat and you sent troops to Mor Kombat go [ __ ] yourself
troops to Mor Kombat go [ __ ] yourself you piece of [ __ ] yeah I'll attack him
you piece of [ __ ] yeah I'll attack him [ __ ] you dude like I got your
[ __ ] you dude like I got your back me and Eli and nichel sit here and
back me and Eli and nichel sit here and attack you all day long [ __ ] [ __ ]
attack you all day long [ __ ] [ __ ] you didn't do war and then you send
you didn't do war and then you send people to war go [ __ ] yourself no I triy
people to war go [ __ ] yourself no I triy to take the high road and then the
to take the high road and then the veterans at the table disagree
veterans at the table disagree no next article is going to be like
no next article is going to be like Brandon's friends don't like me you can
Brandon's friends don't like me you can keep your Rules of Engagement we're
keep your Rules of Engagement we're playing a different
playing a different game they cell
game they cell phones I was just thinking like my
phones I was just thinking like my consultant's going to be really happy
consultant's going to be really happy with this episode we didn't really talk
with this episode we didn't really talk politics at all and then that last 20
politics at all and then that last 20 minutes we went [ __ ]
minutes we went [ __ ] off I will I will see you gentlemen in
off I will I will see you gentlemen in the [ __ ]
the [ __ ] headline um I'll see you in the capital
headline um I'll see you in the capital full
democracy just hcri I'll see you in the mailer
hcri I'll see you in the mailer hopefully I have a bigger cowboy hat
hopefully I have a bigger cowboy hat this time man oh no Candon demo roasted
this time man oh no Candon demo roasted you on the podcast ear oh no appar
you on the podcast ear oh no appar apparently uh I don't know if it was a
apparently uh I don't know if it was a county or the city had like some
county or the city had like some Longhorns that they didn't want anymore
Longhorns that they didn't want anymore and they're like hey you have all this
and they're like hey you have all this land do you want these five Longhorns
land do you want these five Longhorns and he's like yeah I'll take them and
and he's like yeah I'll take them and he's like yeah unlike Brandon I'm not
he's like yeah unlike Brandon I'm not all hat no cattle I'm I'm I'm ball
all hat no cattle I'm I'm I'm ball capping some
cattle fcking fantastic some ball Capa a ball ball cap in some
ball ball cap in some cattle I need to [ __ ] I that's what
cattle I need to [ __ ] I that's what we we said we need to do like especially
we we said we need to do like especially now that uh he's got those Longhorns I
now that uh he's got those Longhorns I want to go out there with the
want to go out there with the cartoonishly big like [ __ ]
cartoonishly big like [ __ ] tur foam hat it's like [ __ ] you dude
tur foam hat it's like [ __ ] you dude that with you riding a [ __ ] Longhorn
that with you riding a [ __ ] Longhorn is the best photo in the goddamn world
is the best photo in the goddamn world or you're walking it with the [ __ ]
or you're walking it with the [ __ ] the sun setting behind you but turd
the sun setting behind you but turd for
for walking I will G I have an idea yeah oh
walking I will G I have an idea yeah oh those photos oh my God you send those
those photos oh my God you send those MERS out just y all hat all cattle yep
MERS out just y all hat all cattle yep oh [ __ ] yeah Jesus Christ I'm [ __ ] in
oh [ __ ] yeah Jesus Christ I'm [ __ ] in heaven right now they they don't know
heaven right now they they don't know how to fight a guy who knows
how to fight a guy who knows self-deprecating humor and it's
self-deprecating humor and it's hilarious Eminem from 8 Mile there
hilarious Eminem from 8 Mile there there's nothing you can say that's going
there's nothing you can say that's going to hurt me I put everything on the
to hurt me I put everything on the internet said it that's why I love the
internet said it that's why I love the thing like he doesn't even live in Texas
thing like he doesn't even live in Texas like [ __ ] I put my entire life
like [ __ ] I put my entire life online like I have years backlogging me
online like I have years backlogging me moving to Texas why I did it and why I'm
moving to Texas why I did it and why I'm here and when I did
here and when I did it oh God I think on that note we're
it oh God I think on that note we're hour 40 yeah [ __ ] Cody that yeah dude
hour 40 yeah [ __ ] Cody that yeah dude we gotta play catch up we got to chat we
we gotta play catch up we got to chat we got to just hang out as we barely do
got to just hang out as we barely do these yeah just just the boys just the
these yeah just just the boys just the boys just get a hang catching up for a
boys just get a hang catching up for a little bit cuz they are harder episodes
little bit cuz they are harder episodes cuz we spend all the time with each
cuz we spend all the time with each other and we get all our chatting out
other and we get all our chatting out throughout the day and it's like now sit
throughout the day and it's like now sit down and have that exact same
down and have that exact same conversation over and over and over
conversation over and over and over you're like what I forget okay let's
you're like what I forget okay let's talk about the [ __ ] the live shows
talk about the [ __ ] the live shows and then we're
and then we're good thank you guys for coming to the
good thank you guys for coming to the unsubscribed podcast I am joined today
unsubscribed podcast I am joined today by Eli double fap the fat
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