0:14 hey
0:24 well you did it you took my one
0:28 chance at happiness and crushed it
0:30 crushed it into little tiny bite-sized pieces
0:31 pieces
0:34 i really had expected better of you people
0:35 people
0:38 i guess i'm a loser for that too
0:42 don't bother showing up tomorrow i'll just
0:42 just
0:45 tell them you all died in a marching accident
0:46 accident
0:49 so thanks thanks for nothing
0:53 you're welcome what kind of monsters are we
0:54 we
0:57 that poor creature came to us in his
0:58 hour of
1:00 need and we failed him squidward's
1:02 always been there for us when it was
1:04 convenient for him
1:05 evelyn when your little jimmy was
1:07 trapped in a fire who rescued him
1:10 a fireman and larry when your heart gave
1:11 out from all those tanning pills who
1:13 revived you
1:16 some guy in an ambulance right so if we
1:18 all could just pretend that squidward
1:19 was a
1:22 fireman or some guy in an ambulance then
1:24 i'm sure we could all pull together
1:27 and discover what it truly means to be
1:36 now let's make squidward proud come on i do
1:36 do
1:40 a skeleton i knew this was going to happen
1:40 happen
1:43 they're just gonna have to find another
1:44 band to play
1:46 i just hope that squillion doesn't find out
1:47 out
1:50 william what are you doing here [Laughter]
1:52 [Laughter]
1:55 i just wanted to watch you blow it so
1:56 where's your band
2:00 uh they couldn't come they died
2:03 then who's that ah that would be my band
2:05 we're ready to perform squidward well
2:07 squiddy this
2:09 is exactly how i pictured your band with look