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bad at getting 12 wins here. I'm not
going to lie.
Okay, let's see what he picks. Whatever
he picks, we have to let it hard counter
us. Let's see what he picks. Let's see
what he picks.
What is he going to pick? What is he
going to pick? JG boy. He's going to go
Barbarian Barrel. What is a card that
the Barbarian Barrel hard counters?
Probably Goblin Gang. Yeah. Okay, now
I'm gonna go spear goblins because the
barbarian barrel also hard counters
spear goblins.
Okay, now what?
Okay, he's going to go snowball.
Um, and then Tesla. What is a card that
gets hard countered by Snowball and
Tesla? Maybe like Royal Hogs.
I feel like Snowball and Tesla does
really good against Royal Hogs.
Okay, now maybe I could go something
that the Snowball does really good against.
against.
Maybe, for example, we could go with
tombstone, I guess. I don't know.
Tombstone. It's hard to find hard
counters when they pick broad cards like
that, bro. All they have to do to like
destroy me is just pick like inferno
tower and then I have to pick golem or
something. You know what I mean? Okay
then. But they don't It's not like they
know. It's not like they know I'm trying
to You know what I mean? That's where it
gets interesting. Okay. He's going to go
What hard counters Barry or Yeah. What
is Barry hard counter? Um,
I guess I'm going to go like Berserker
because the archer queen melts the
Berserker. Um, then I'm going to go maybe
maybe
maybe witch. The witch does get
destroyed by the um archer queen. Okay,
that that was kind This guy's making it
really hard on himself, bro. If he picks
something like prince, I I would have to
pick like something like cannon cart or
something stupid like that that does
He's going to pick freeze. I can't. Why
would you pick three spells? This guy's
really weird at drafting. Um
Oh god, that's not a card I wanted him
to pick. Okay, Dart Goblin. What is a
card that the Dart Goblin absolutely destroys?
destroys? Um,
Um,
probably like a knight.
Yeah, probably like a knight because a
knight doesn't even get close to the
dark goblin.
He just melts it.
All right. Now, what's his win condition
going to be? Whatever his wind condition
is, we're going to have to pick the
worst possible card. Okay. What would be
the worst possible card for that win
condition on this board? probably like a
rage spell maybe.
Yeah, I mean rage does nothing to the Egiant.
Egiant.
All right, let's see. This guy has the
9-year badge, so he's been playing for 9
years, so he's probably going to be
somewhat competent. I want to be safe
about using my piggies.
Um, okay, let's go. Tombstone first play.
play.
I want to be really safe about using my
piggies. Okay, now I'm going to pick it
cuz that's one of his best responses.
Yeah, if y'all remember, we gave this
guy a snowball, a bomber, and a Tesla.
So, I'm just going to make the
assumption that my piggies literally do
Yeah. Um Oh, dear God. Let's go, Tombstone.
Tombstone.
Maybe I could go like knight.
This is going to be This is going to be
the hardest game yet. I feel like this
guy seems like the most competent player
so far.
Bad freeze. I take back everything I
said. This guy's terrible. Very bad
overextension by him. I'm going to rage
to get It doesn't even matter. Wow.
Yeah, I'm absolutely hardcounted out the ass.
ass.
Like, brothers, I'm literally
hardcountered out the [ __ ] ass right now.
Is sketch call to me.
I'll call him after the battle.
BRO. I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING FOR THE E
GIANT. WAIT, NO. Oh my god, I misplaced
my tombstone. That's probably game. I'm
not even going to lie. I misplaced my
tombstone, dude. That's probably game.
Bro, this guy has every CARD IN THE BOOK
YEAH, this physically could not have got
I'm going to go witch other lane. I have
to just finesse this guy with like
double lane pressure or something. I
don't even know what I can do, bro. He
has a snowball and a B. It's over, dude.
It It's literally so over. It's insane.
He has every possible card in the book.
Okay, he used his bomber. Maybe I could
get like really weird over here.
Wow, she still gets two hit.
I'm going to try to just pressure him as
much as I can. YEAH, THIS IS LIKE THIS
IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
I just think piggies are such a bad win condition.
I should have never picked piggies.
Watch. He's just going to egiant the bridge.
bridge.
If he e giants the bridge, it's just
over. There's nothing I can do.
I can go knight for the bomber and then
maybe I can go bad bad dart. Bad dart.
Please sell this. I'll be the happiest
person in the world if you just find a
way to choke this game. Okay. Kind of a
bad snowballed as well, I guess. Rage to
take out the bomber. Nice. Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Oh,
yeah. Picking the Goblin Gang and the
spear goblins for the barbarian barrel
was definitely the nail in the coffin.
I mean, this guy has every card in the book.
>> Yep, there's that broken ass archer queen.
queen.
Maybe I could go berserker here. Now
that E giant's just going to do a
>> My god,
bro. All I had to do was just not mess
If I didn't mess up that one tombstone,
bro, I would have won. I'm not even
Focus. Focus. like actually dialed in
now. Okay. What card hard C like what
card does the firecracker hard counter?
Probably the skeleton army, right? Okay.
Now, what other card does the
firecracker hard counter? Probably minions.
All right, we just picked two amazing
cards for the firecracker. All right,
And then arrows.
What hard counters
the air? Okay. What do arrows hard counter?
counter?
Probably like Goblin Barrel.
What does the delivery hard counter?
Minions. But he already or I already
took minions. Um, so I guess
does I mean skeleton barrel. I guess
skeleton barrel probably gets hard
countered by the delivery. I mean, it it
does no damage.
Okay. Oh, I could have did barbs, too.
All right, he's going to go sufficious bush
bush
tombstone. What card gets absolutely
destroyed by the tombstone? Probably the
mini Pekka. He literally does no damage
against it. Then, what card does the
what card does the suspicious bush do
bad against? Let me see. Um,
[ __ ] I I don't know. Okay, demolisher.
All right.
Um, what I infern Oh god, that's the
worst possible thing he could have
picked. What card gets absolutely
destroyed by the Inferno Tower? Probably
the Royal Giant or the Lava Hound?
Probably the Royal Giant more so though,
cuz at least the Lava Hound splits into
pups. Okay. Yeah. All these people have
to do to just destroy me. Why is he mad?
He's picked the Inferno Tower and I'm
Okay, then he goes elixir golem. What
does really bad against the elixir
I guess vines. Vines does nothing to the
elixir golem. Okay, here we go.
Game number five. We have three wins,
one loss right now. I'm going to go sky
barrel the bridge.
Lock in. Lock it. [ __ ] him.
I could have vines that. Oh god.
Oh, I already had the mini Pekka. What a
terrible pick by him.
He should have never went elixir
goldmle, chat. I don't know why he would
do that. Terrible idea. I already showed
him that I picked the mini pekka.
Okay, he just used his arrows. So, let's
try to Oh no, he has delivery, too,
doesn't he?
Oh, I put down my scar me too early.
That was a really bad play by me. I
might actually lose the entire game
because of that scar me cuz then I had
to mini Pekka. Bro, if he goes elixir
gold on the bridge, I legitimately think
Yeah, if he goes elixir gold on the
Maybe I could go Goblin Barrel to get
him to not want to go elixir gold.
This is so hard. LIKE I I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO. I LITERALLY gave him I went
skelly barrel. He has arrows. I went
minions. He has royal delivery. I went
royal giant. He has Inferno Tower.
Demolisher should do fine. I guess
what I could try to do is like maybe I
could go royal giant and then I could go
minions to predict his inferno tower.
Please. Oh my god, that was beautiful.
That was beautiful. That was literally beautiful.
beautiful.
Oh, I'm still going to do.
Yeah, I'm still going to do zero damage.
Okay, this is I have to get double lane
pressure or there's just no way I can win.
win.
This is going to be WAIT, REALLY GOOD
All right, I'm going to go bear like
this. Maybe I'll get him to miss his arrows.
arrows.
Oh my god, I did. And then I'm gonna go
minions to predict the inferno. NICE.
I'M OUT playing the [ __ ] out of this guy.
guy.
Okay, now I go mini Pekka and just
literally erase the E goldm. Wait, what?
How did he get How did he get two E
golems, chat?
What just happened?
Brother. Brother, how did this guy get
Wait a second. Wait a second.
HOLY VIBES VALUE.
Come on.
UNLOCKED DOG.
I'm so good at this [ __ ] game, dude.
All right, four wins, one loss. Um,
okay. In this scenario, when they don't
pick a card, I'm just going to get a
random card to keep it as fair as
possible cuz like, how am I going to
know what what card counters me if they
don't pick anything? So, I'm just going
to get a random card.
Jesus Christ. Oh man. Of course, they
give me literally the most expensive
card on the entire board.
Isn't that just an absolute joy ride?
They literally give me the most
expensive card. Okay, what card does the
baby dragon counter? Probably just
anything that doesn't attack the air. So
maybe like skeletons, berserker. Um,
oh, this is So what I would do is pick
rocket, but obviously I can't do that.
So what card does the sparky literally
hard counter? Let's see. probably the
giant. And then what other card does the
Sparky hard counter? Ah, this is this is
going to be so hard. Uh, probably like I
mean the Sparky probably hard counters
the giant and the Royal Giant. So there
I mean this is we're going to lose this
game. Look at my deck. OH MY GOD, HE HAS
AN INFERNO DRAGON TOO AND A MINI PEKKA. JESUS.
JESUS.
OKAY. What card does the mini Pekka and
Um,
probably like Piggies cuz Piggies
doesn't attack air. And then what is the
other one? Probably like
what is the Inferno Dragon hard counter
on this board? Um,
probably the balloon. I mean, the
balloon gets zero hits against the
Inferno Dragon.
I just realized my deck is legitimately
five win conditions. Okay, what is the
fireball hard counter? Let's see.
Probably like minions. Um,
yeah, probably minions.
Okay, what is the archer queen hard
counter? Um,
probably the Executioner because the
Executioner literally doesn't get a hit
against the Arch Queen when she pops her
ability and it's a six for five elixir
exchange. Yeah, this is going to be the
hardest battle yet for sure. I mean, we
ran into a Sparky second pick. But
here's the thing. If he's picking Sparky
second pick in his draft, he's probably
terrible at this game. Okay, what is
Rage hard counter? Let me think. Um, I
guess skellies
or no, spear goblins get literally
destroyed by the rage because it's a two
for two elixir exchange. My spear
goblins get no damage and his unit gets
raged. So, it's it's like cooked on
every every form of the word. All right,
remember this guy has an inferno dragon
in it in his deck and a sparky. So, I
have to be ridiculously careful about
using my giants. Of course he has
Inferno Dragon in his hand when I go B
in first play.
This is by far without a doubt going to
be the hardest one yet. If he rages
this, I literally have to go exy. He
might rage it if he's smart. Yep. No, I
actually didn't have to go exy. That
That was a panic play by me. If he would
have raged it earlier, sure,
bro. If I giant he sparkies, I just
lose. This is going to be so hard.
Remember chat, he has a fireball. So
like plays like if I go piggies, he's
I guess I have to go piggies. I know
he's going to fireball it, but I have to
keep Cratcher on him.
And then I have to go recruit.
Yeah, I
This This is not easy. Okay,
Okay,
>> I guess I'm just going to literally eat
the baby dragon damage cuz I'm already
he shouldn't have raged. He should have
waited for me to go spears. Now I'm
going to go giant. Now I'm going to put
the pressure on him. He's going to go
He doesn't know what to do. Yeah. Okay,
this guy's bad. I could win this.
The spark is going to destroy the giant.
We end up getting good damage though.
Wait, would it be crazy to go royal
giant and then predict the inferno?
Oh, he goes mini pee. Yeah, that was a
bad play because now I have to eat the
sparky. Yeah, know that was a really BAD
PLAY. WAIT, BAD FIREBALL. I'M going
piggies. Horrible fireball. This guy
just lost his tower, I THINK.
LET'S GO. TERRIBLE FIREBALL.
OKAY, lock in. This game is still very losable.
Okay, now I go giant plus balloon, maybe.
maybe.
All right, they call this strategy the
goon. There's no way this doesn't work.
Yeah, know that balloon's going to get a
hit. Balloon. Balloon. BALLOON. BALLOON.
All right. As long as we don't get three
crown, we'll be victorious.
Let's go. Ex low. Maybe I could. Oh,
that was a really nice fireball by him.
I'm going to go recruits just to ensure
that I don't get three crown. I messed
up. I should have went recruits earlier
to not let the spark hit the exit. But
it's okay, chat, because he doesn't have
any time. AND THAT'S ANOTHER W, MAN.
THAT WAS the hardest one yet. But
luckily for me, y'all seen the moment I
won. He did the worst fireball I've ever seen.
seen.
That's why like it's important to just
understand the art of like eating damage
because I feel like 99% of people that
play this game just overdefend and then
just lose their whole tower because they
overdefend. Okay, he or I get the first
pick and obviously I have to build a
deck that gets hard countered by his
deck. So, I'm just going to get a random
card cuz I don't know what he has.
Please don't be a seven elixir card again.
again.
Not bad. Actually, a solid card. Okay,
for a random card that's one of the best
ones I could have got. I would have
picked like log or arrows, but that's
fine. Okay, he's going to go E spirit.
What card does the electro spirit hard
counter? Probably bats. Oh, he picked
bats. Okay,
what's the next best card that the
electro spirit hard counters? Probably goblins.
goblins.
And then realistically, the electro
spirit does amazing against minions as
well. So, I'm going to go minions. The
spirit always shines against swarm units.
units.
Okay, this guy goes ice spirit then
east. Okay, hog rider. What is the worst
possible card I could pick for a person
probably like lava hound. I mean it does
nothing. Then what's like the next worst
possible card for a hog rider? probably
like battle healer or no, maybe a minor.
I feel like a minor does nothing against
the Hulk. Okay,
we have two minors in the deck. We have
mighty minor and regular minor. He goes
little prince plus balloon.
All right, what is a card here that does
absolutely nothing against a balloon?
Probably a healer. A healer literally
does nothing against a balloon. What's
another card that does absolutely
nothing against a balloon? Maybe
Maybe
rune giant.
My deck is so chopped, dude.
My You know your deck's chop when Rune
Giant's in here. Probably run Giant,
though. Okay, then he goes log. What is
a card that the log hard counters? I
guess goblins, but I already picked
I don't know. I'm just going to go with
a random card, I guess. I don't know.
Goblin Hut. WAIT, WE ACTUALLY GOT KIND
OF LUCKY THERE. OKAY, WE GOT PRETTY
lucky there. I didn't know what
hardcountered log that I cuz I already
had goblins. Did he just pick? Am I
seeing things right or did this dude
just draft a royal giant and a balloon?
All right, I'm going to goblins here.
I'm also going to go minor to pressure.
He might log this. Maybe we go minions.
This is good pressure. WAIT, THAT'S GOOD
PRESSURE. THE MINIONS.
>> YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
>> BEAUTIFUL. That is so much damage, boys.
We're already up a lot. I'm going to
completely eat the bats. I'm going to
goblin up the middle.
And then I'm going to go healer to take
out the little prince
with the addition of the log or the
goblins here. That's going to do no
damage. Nice. We take zero damage from
the hog. This guy really does not like
using his log. I've I've learned that.
I'm going to eat that. I'm going to eat that.
that.
I kind of want to go lava hound the
All right, there's not a single thing I
can do.
I'm going to go Mighty Miner to see if
we can keep our tower alive, though.
I mean, just such a nice log by him. I
mean, it reset the mighty. Wait, we kept
our tower last. Okay, I think this guy's
down so much elixir that I should take
his tower.
>> Yeah, he that was all the elixir he has.
He's cooked. NICE.
NICE. OKAY,
OKAY,
we're going to lose our tower, but it's okay.
We're going to lose our tower, but it is
okay. What I need to do is I need to
start setting up my next push. So, I'm
going to go rune giant at the back and
then maybe I could Nice. Nice. Okay. The
E spirit was completely unnecessary by him.
him.
I'm going to go lava hound the bridge.
I'm up so much elixir, boys. I'm going
to go mighty minor.
This is a ginormous push.
What up?
>> I'm going to go ability to take out the bats
bats
and then I'm going to go miner to take
out the little prince and that lava.
Those lava pups are getting distracted
for this is really good,
brothers. I I'm playing so well today.
Now I go run at the back.
We need to find a way to get this guy's tower.
tower.
Wait, chat. You think I could finesse
him? What do you guys think? Do you guys
think I can finesse him? Watch this.
Watch the Mighty Miner.
Yeah, he just got finessed. Goblin
Hunter. It's over. LET'S GO.
THAT IS my favorite Mighty Miner in the
play in the book to do. Um and Riley
taught him to me. That play is literally
beautiful. That's another dub, DUDE. I'M
SO GOOD AT THIS GAME.
BROTHERS, five wins, one loss. Wait,
Sketch call. Yo, Sketch, what's up?
>> Are you seriously playing with that
[ __ ] mobile app again,
>> bro? Yes, bro.
>> Play duos with me.
>> I'll be on Rocket League in like 30 minutes.
minutes.
20 minutes.
>> You get me sick, you lose me $100,000,
>> bro. Sketch.
>> Just kick me in the nuts. You could have
went live, bro. You You failed, dude.
>> No, I I went live.
>> You couldn't do a five minute stream
from your bed.
>> You said it was an hour.
>> Nah, but I would have an hour.
>> I would have allowed that one cuz you
were sick.
>> I was in a moment of crisis.
>> Okay, Sketch, I'll be on Rocket League
in 20 minutes. All right, I'll call you then.
then.
>> Don't lie to me.
>> I'll be I'll call you in 20, bro. Okay.
Okay.
>> I miss you.
All right, chat. Y'all know the rules.
If he can't pick a card um to for me to
get hard counter by, I just get a random
card. Random card. Random card. Random
So, that was kind of not what I was
looking for when I said please be good.
That is terrible. Okay, he picks
musketeer. What card gets hard countered
by musketeer? Um,
Um,
probably Phoenix, right? Yeah. No,
Phoenix for sure gets hardc countered by
Musketeer because it's a four for four
elixir exchange and the Phoenix doesn't
do anything to musketeer. Then he goes
bats. Um, what card hard counters bats
or what card does bats hard counter?
Probably like skeletons because the
skeletons can't touch the bats and it's
a two for one elixir exchange. Oh my
god, he goes golden knight.
What card does the Golden Knight hard counter?
counter?
Unfortunately, probably the skeleton
army, right, chat, because he just
changed the entire thing. Okay, this is
not going well. He's going to go heal
spirit. Um, I don't really know what
count what the heal spirit counters.
Doesn't really counter anything. So, I'm
just going to go with another random
card since the heal spirit technically
doesn't really counter anything.
All right, we end up getting a hunter.
Not bad. He goes arrows. Oh, dear god.
We're going to have to pick minions now, dude.
dude.
Yeah, I'm going to pick minions.
All right, I'm going to go minions cuz
arrows obviously hard counter the
minions. He goes hog rider. What is a
card that does absolutely nothing to a
hog rider? Probably like a graveyard or
something. Um,
I Yeah, a graveyard.
All right, I'm going to lose this one. I
can just tell looking at my deck chat, I
have a graveyard deck without a singular
tank in it. Okay,
Okay,
he goes, "Canon. What is a card that
gets destroyed by cannon?" Probably like
elixir golem. Elixir Golden literally
gets full countered by a cannon and it's
a three for three elixir change. Chat,
look at my deck. Th This is going to be
the loss right here. I could just feel
I can feel it in the tip of my dong. All
right, I'm going to go Phoenix on top of
I could maybe graveyard with this. I
mean, the Phoenix is kind of tanky, right?
right?
It's kind of tanky.
Wait, isn't her egg going to break the
bat? Nice. Wait, that egg, that egg's
tanking, bro. Phoenix low key isn't that
bad with graveyard, cuz it gets two tanks.
tanks.
All right, I'm going to go hunter on the
Golden Knight here. I mean,
I want to eagle on the bridge, but I
just know he's going to cannon, but I
Okay, I strongly disagree with that
Yeah, I'm just definitely always going
to go Phoenix graveyard here. I'm up so
much elixir chat. It's disgusting how
much elixir I'm up. He's going to go
earthquake, but look at the egg. Look at
the egg of the phoenix,
bro. Look at the egg.
Is that going to spawn? Oh, it almost
did. All right, I'm going to be honest.
my deck. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no.
Oh my god. Don't ability. Don't you
dare. I did this to myself.
I gave this [ __ ] the golden
I'm going to lose this game for sure,
chat. My deck is chopped, bro. It's
literally chopped.
All right,
I'm going to go I guess Hunter.
No, no, no. Don't be tower. Don't be
tower. Whatever you do, don't take
tower. DON'T TAKE TOWER. NICE. OKAY,
maybe we graveyard, but bro, he has
earthquake. Like,
Come on, graveyard. Do something. Nice.
Nice. Holy [ __ ]
Chat, didn't the graveyard get a buff? I
can feel it.
Not really sure why. Wait, he just
earthquake. Let's go. SKELLIES PLUS
PHOENIX. NICE, BROTHERS. BROTHERS. I'm
All right, he does not have minions in
his hand yet. I'm going to use my or
arrows in his hand yet.
Okay, now he has arrows.
Bro, that's kind of good damage. Come
on, Skellies.
He used his arrows, which means I don't
really know what that means. I could go
scar me. If he hogs, he's going to hog
right now.
Wait, he just used his arrows again.
Should I just keep pressuring this guy?
WAIT A MINUTE. GRAVEYARD. HE USED HIS
EARTHQUAKE. WHAT IS HE DOING? WHY WOULD
HE USE HIS EARTHQUAKE? GRAVEYARD, GO.
NO, the bats are so locked in.
I whatever I do, I cannot allow him to
I guess. E gold on the bridge. I don't
know what to do, chat. I don't know what
to do. I'm nervous. I'm having a nervous breakdown.
Nice. Can I graveyard again? Wait a
minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
He pre- earthquake knowing I was going
to scar me. Nice win, Vashir.
Nice win, bro. So much [ __ ] skill,
All right, six wins, two losses, only
picking cards that get hardc countered
by my opponent. I I'm impressed. I'm
impressed with myself. All right, we get
first pick. So, we're just going to go
with a random card.
Not bad. It could be worse. He's going
to go with minor. What is a card that
does literally nothing to a minor? Let
me think. What is a card that literally
maybe like Barbarian Hut. And then what
is a card that does literally nothing to
a witch? Um,
Um,
Maybe a mighty minor. Yeah, mighty minor
does nothing to witch.
Okay. He goes, "Rascal." >> Yo.
>> Yo.
>> Yo, Dad. What's up?
>> Hey, can I play you against Mega Draft?
>> Yeah. Yeah. You want to play me after
this game?
>> After this game. I'm locked in.
>> All right. All right. All right.
>> All right. Nice. Nice, guys. All right.
>> Um All right.
Snowball. Um, bro, I don't really know
what Rascals hard counter. I guess like
what do rascals hard counter? Um,
bats maybe bats do zero damage to rascals.
rascals.
Okay, he's going to go royal ghost. Okay.
Okay.
Um, I don't like what is royal ghost.
Okay, he goes cannon. What is a card
that literally does no damage against
cannon? probably wall breakers.
Okay, then he goes Royal Ghost. Spear
goblins do terrible against Royal Ghost
cuz he just one shots them. Okay, the
I'm picking the hard counters, but like
I actually have a deck. I have like a
somewhat usable deck. Okay, he picked
arrows. What is the worst possible card
I could pick for arrows right now?
Probably Goblin Gang, right? Okay, I
have a deck. I have a somewhat like
somewhat usable deck, chat.
All right, let's see what he picks. This
guy didn't really Oh god, he picked hog
rider. Oh, I have bar putt, though. Why
is this guy laughing? All right, I'm
going to go wall breakers and hope he
doesn't have cannon in hand. Let's see.
He did not have a cannon. Nice. Good start.
start.
Okay, maybe I could just snowball to left.
left.
>> Actually, fluff that. I'm just going to
battle ram the right, but that's going
to do no damage. He's going to go cannon now.
Okay, he did not go cannon.
I'm just going to go spear gobs. Then
I'm going to go bats. Then I'm going to
go wall breakers cuz he's going to go
cannon. He's for sure going to go
cannon. Oh, I forgot he has arrows.
Okay, I'm going to go Goblin Gang
>> now. I'm going to go Battle Ram. He's
Okay, maybe a snowball.
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO
BREAK THROUGH THIS GUY. GOD,
Mighty Miner to lock the hog. Not bad.
Bats on top of the witch.
Yeah, this is going absolutely horribly.
All right, let's go split wall breakers.
I'm going to have to find a way to
finesse him with Mighty Miner.
>> I have to find a way to finesse this guy.
guy.
>> Bro, if I go Goblin Gang, he's going to
Yeah.
All right. I ended up going gang high
cuz I didn't want him to get arrow value
on the tower.
Okay. I'm gonna play my dad after this
and just pick cards that uh he already
counters. Okay, I'm gonna go Mighty
Miner here.
All right, I think my best bet is Mighty
Miner with wall breakers behind cuz the
wall breakers are going to like do the
Yeah, this is uh this is cooked chat. I
don't know how I'm supposed to do damage.
Um, I guess we'll go with a barbarian hut.
>> I legitimately have no godly idea what
He's probably just going to arrows the
bats. Maybe I can get some wall breakers
I'm defending quite well. See, this is a
bad spot, though, cuz now the witch is
going to start stacking up.
Yeah, this is a really bad spot to be
I MEAN, THE WITCH IS JUST [ __ ]
HOLY [ __ ]
>> If I win this, this will be the greatest
comeback of my entire life. Yeah. I I I
can't put anything into THE WITCH, DUDE.
OH MY [ __ ] GOD.
OH MY GOD. JUST TAKE MY virginity at
this point.
There's not a single thing I can do
about this witch. There's not a single
thing I would have a singular spe. I
have I have nothing. I have nothing.
There is not a singular thing I can do
about this wedge.
The Mighty Miner does nothing. The
All right, let's play with dad.
All right, Dad. You want to play me a
OKAY, I'm only going to pick cards that
my dad at heart counters.
There he is. All right. Can you get the
first pick, bro? Why do I keep getting
the first pick? Um, okay. So, I'm just
going to do the same thing I did before.
I'm just going to pick a random card.
I'm just going to pick an entirely
random card. Let's see.
[ __ ] me in the ass. Oh my god. A [ __ ]
All right, let's see. He's going to go with
with
Golden Knight. Okay. Um,
Um,
what is a card that the Golden Knight destroys?
Boulder. Okay, I have a couple of
things. So, the boulder hard counters
the piggies. So, I'm going to go piggies
because the boulder hard counters it.
And then for the Golden Knight, I'm
going to go Goblin Gang because the
Golden Knight ability hard counters the
Goblin Gang. One shots all of them.
Okay, this is going good. He's going to
What is a card that literally does
horrible against the skeleton barrel?
Probably like a single targeting ground
unit. Maybe like the berserker.
Okay, then he goes mini pekk.ka. What is
a card that does terrible against the
mini pekka? Probably a win condition,
right? Probably like
I would say Royal Giant is probably the
worst card in the game against the mini.
pack because it doesn't do a single lick
of damage to him and the mini pekka
three shots it and it's a four for two.
Okay, then he's going to go mighty minor
or no he goes minor.
What's a card that does nothing against
the minor? Probably like
um wall breakers. Wall breakers
literally do nothing. Okay, then he goes cannon.
cannon.
Wall Breakers is good for that. Then I'm
going to go a card that does nothing
against the minor. Maybe Barbarian Hut.
All right. My deck is Chop, bro. My deck
is Chop Cheese.
Okay, Betty's gonna go What is he gonna
go? He's got to go Elite Barbarians.
What is a card that does terrible
against the Elite Barbarians? Um,
I guess you could say like Rune Giant
because the rune giant does no damage. But
I don't know how I'm going to win with
this deck, dude. My dad is literally
using mini. I don't know how I'm going
to win against this deck. All right,
let's see what we can do.
All I'm going to go piggies and hope he
doesn't have Boulder in his hand. Is my
dad bming me? Why is my dad bming ME?
WHAT THE [ __ ] DAD?
Oh god. Uh, I'm already in trouble.
no, I'm fine. I'm actually winning.
Okay, I have to let all this go.
Bro, the Egiant's going to be really tricky.
tricky.
I have to go Goblin Gang on that mini P.
Pekka. Actually, no. The barbarians are
going to handle the mini Pekka. Wait,
that was actually a bad cannon by him
because I think I can snipe this with a
Royal Giant,
bro. The Annie has no Oh, shoot. Wait,
what? I did not know the cannon
outranges the Royal Giant. You learn
something new every day. Okay, that
Royal Giant was probably the worst
Um
I think I lost.
maybe I can win with Rocket Cycle.
Bro, I don't even know. Maybe I could
win with Rocket Cycle.
Oh god. Wait. Bad Golden Knight. Bad
Golden Knight. Okay.
Wait. I'm going to go piggies at five
because I have a tingling sensation in
the tip of my rod. He doesn't have
enough elixir for both. Okay. Well, I
was right. But Very quick cannon by my
dad. I'm actually impressed. Dad, you've
got it a lot better. Very fast cannon by
him. Okay. Okay, he's going to go
boulder. Brothers, I think I should
rocket this.
Yeah, I'm going to have to do this cuz
I now I have a guaranteed way of like
winning. I could rocket cycle. Yeah,
every time he goes scaly barrel, I just
have to absorb like 1,000 damage. Let me
This is going to be so close, guys.
>> Oh, that's a huge push by him. That is
I just I don't know how I'm supposed to
defend any of this.
I have to get his tower. We have to like
play a tower trade game.
That level 11 rocket. There's no way it
Tell me why my dad is BMing me. No, like
legitimately somebody explain to me why
No, let's let him go. H Let's let him go.
It's enough class for the day.
Okay. I cannot [ __ ] believe that
[ __ ] My own blood just DM'd me. WOW.
MY OWN BLOOD JUST DM' ME. Are you
[ __ ] me?
Are you [ __ ] me, Dad?
All right, I'm going to go pee. I'm
going to go pee, chat. I'm going to go pee.
All right, ladies and gentlemen. I'm
back in the building. Ladies and gentlemen,
Tell Scat Jinxy call him. Tell H High.
HIGH GET RONNIE OUT OF MY FACE.
RONNY. RODY. RODY. RONNIE. NO. NO.
RONNIE. NO. RONNIE. NO. RONNY. FLY AWAY, RONNIE.
RONNIE.
RONNIE, FLY AWAY. GOD DAMN IT. HIGH.
HIGH.
This is not a [ __ ] pigeon stream. Ry,
respectfully, get the [ __ ] out of my
What is this song? I haven't heard this
one yet.
>> What is this song?
This guy's on Madden.
If he gets on Rocket League, tell him to
call me. Daddy Hack thinko.
Daddy hack. Think about alliance. Think about
about
Jinxy, invite me to a VC. Yo, Carter,
[ __ ] off.
When are you one v oneing Joe? In an
hour and a half. In an hour and a half.
Let's hit gold, boys, shall we,
boys? Let's hit gold. Let's hit gold,
What a dribble. I mean, brothers, what a dribble.
dribble.
WHAT A SHOT.
Let's get gold, shall we?
Dad called.
Yo, Dad. What's up, Dad? Oh, no.
>> Wait. No. No. No. Wait. Wait. [ __ ]
>> Sorry. Dad. What's up?
>> Not first. Your last.
>> What do you mean? I I just had to put
one on you draft.
>> Yes, you did win in the mega draft.
>> No, I put one on you.
>> dad, you won by 30 damage.
>> Oh, that's last time.
>> Chat, what do you mean? L dog. I'm not a
dog. Uh,
>> hey, can you see my latest Tik Tok?
I got you.
>> Yeah, I I I I'll check the bathroom.
It's [ __ ] It's a video.
>> Well, let me say this, Dad. Um,
you've gotten a lot better at class.
Like, legitimately.
No, I I Yeah,
like I think my important play was blind
minor on that guy who was coming in on me.
me.
>> That I think that saved the game.
>> Yes. Yeah, it did.
>> Good. Good. I got both.
>> Holy holy pop. Yep.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Know that was that was the
key moment that I I knew I put it on
there and it worked out. That might be a
turning point.
>> Yep. All right, man. Love you.
Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.
Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.
Chill. Chat. Lock the [ __ ] in. Dead ass.
Please lock.
We got to get gold right now. We got to
Great triple. Great touch. We got to get
going. Yo, Chad, can you guys stop
typing L sperm? I'm not an L sperm, but
I'm a good son.
I'm not an L [ __ ] sperm. Oh my god.
Go. [ __ ]
God damn it, dude. Hold up. Chill.
Chill. Jules. Stop, Jules. Stop. Stop. [ __ ]
Why is the game so loud? If it is, I can
Oh my god. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Dunked on. Dunked on. Nah, I can't score
on that angle. Maybe that one though.
I'm so much better than you, man. This
is why I deserve golden ones. This is
what I'm trying to say. Look at the
plays THAT I MAKE. PASS IT. Could have
bumped him here.
If I was good, I would have bumped.
Should have bumped there. See, I'm
learning, chat.
Jump here. This guy keeps missing his
flips, bro.
Wait, that was a shot. No, we got to
watch the replay. Chad, what do they
call this? A side shot? I've never done
I mean, is it just me or is your guys's
penis also hard?
Is your guys penis also hard, brothers?
I remember two weeks ago when I was
struggling in silver one in 1v on's.
Today I'm going to be gold in 1 v ones
and I'm going to successfully take down
Hold up. Watch out. Watch out. Watch
out. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out. Watch out.
How do I miss? Am I Am I a [ __ ] bot?
How do I miss? Wait a minute.
No way. NO WAY. YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
What a demo. What a demo. Yep. He said,
I dribbled him. That's in his net.
But you see how I preemptively emoted on
him knowing I was going to score. Like
that's Aura, dude. Yeah. Forfeit the
game, brother. Silver 3 is my [ __ ] No,
like on some inspirational [ __ ] I
remember two weeks ago when I was
struggling my ass off in silver one. Now
I'm dominating silver three, brother. My
only losses yesterday was smurfs. I'm
not trolling.
I was blowing out everybody else.
Chad, I can't watch soccer anymore. I I
literally got a copyright strike. I'm
not allowed to watch highlights anymore.
It's cooked. I can't I can't do it. I
wish I could.
Jinxy, answer my calls. I'm not playing
around. YO, CARTER, GET OUT OF THE STREAM.
Let's get gold. Bro, if we get gold
That's in its match, brother. Like, I'm
going to get gold right now. MARK MY
I think if I win this, I'm too off, right?
right?
Yeah. Yesterday. Where did we leave off?
That was a horrible front flip. by me.
went near post. Then he predicted it.
Brother, what? I thought he thought I
was going to go far post cuz that's
I mean, brother, man, get bumped.
I'm so goddamn locked in right now. It's
All right, here's what I'm talking
about. So, the last guy was silver
three. This guy's not silver three.
And I disconnected, so I get an
Okay, so the last guy was not a silver
three. And then this guy back flips into
an aerial and scores.
>> I mean, it it doesn't matter cuz I'm
going to lose anyways, right? Savvy,
thank you to Twitch Prime subscription.
Zdog, they go to V.
But like, it's just I disconnect so I
Jinxy, my grandpa shoves harder than you
or punches harder than you. Uh, Carter,
do me a favor. Shut the [ __ ] up. All
right, I'm going to add a delay because
I'm just going to get smurfed on every
game I play, so I'm going to add a
delay. I I I have no other option. I I
He back flipped into an aerial and
score. Okay, I'm sure the last guy
couldn't even hit the ball. I'm going to
like the stream's going to go blue. I'm
adding a delay. I have no other option
Dad, I I'm not dead here. Think of all
Well, chat, why would you look at that?
I got a fiveminute ban because my game crashed.
crashed.
Are you [ __ ] me,
brothers? I got a fiveminute ban because
my game crashed.
In what planet does that make any sense whatsoever
guys?
In what planet does that make any sense?
Yo, TTV bronze, thank you to Prime
watch Real Madrid vers Benfica. I
literally can't. I wish I could. The
last time I watched Soccer Highlights, I
got a uh copyright strike on my Twitch.
And if I get two more of those, I get
permanently banned from Twitch. So, I
can't watch sports anymore. Yo, Jixie,
do you want to play the world's best
freestyler for my channel with 700,000
subs, Mr. Napkin?
>> I don't want your channel, but I'll play you.
you.
>> What do you mean? You're the world's
best freestyle. Can we like react to
some clips while we're waiting?
Chat, let's do some reactions, boys. Chat, who should we react to in Rocket
Chat, who should we react to in Rocket League? Who are some crazy freestylers?
>> Chat, who are like the best Rocket League Tik Tockers to react to?
Who should we react to? Nix's Dragon, Mr. Napkin, Evample,
Nix's Dragon, Mr. Napkin, Evample, RW9.
RW9. All right, let's check out Nix's Dragon
All right, let's check out Nix's Dragon first. Is this guy a freestyler?
Wait, I know what I can look up. I could just look up like best
just look up like best Rocket League
Let's see what sign in. Oh my god, I can't catch a [ __ ] break today. All
can't catch a [ __ ] break today. All right, I'm going to sign it in, I guess.
right, I'm going to sign it in, I guess. Hi guys, that's not leaking my [ __ ]
Hi guys, that's not leaking my [ __ ] right
right now. We're good,
now. We're good, bro. What? I don't have a security key
bro. What? I don't have a security key to sign in. What are you saying?
to sign in. What are you saying? I don't have that.
I don't have that. The [ __ ]
Um, is this really happening right now? I can't sign into my Tik Tok. Let me try
I can't sign into my Tik Tok. Let me try QR code. Is this actually happening?
QR code. Is this actually happening? Did I get like hacked or something?
Oh, wait. I'm good now. Okay, I just had to use QR code. Okay,
to use QR code. Okay, here's a lookup. Best Rocket League
here's a lookup. Best Rocket League dribbler.
dribbler. All right, let's see. Let's check it
All right, let's see. Let's check it out. Wait, I do not want to leak
out. Wait, I do not want to leak anything. Hold up.
All right, here we go. Best Rocket League dribbler. If you can
Best Rocket League dribbler. If you can keep the ball on your car for 1 hour,
keep the ball on your car for 1 hour, I'm going to give you a hundred bucks.
I'm going to give you a hundred bucks. This guy is the best dribbler in Rocket
This guy is the best dribbler in Rocket League.
League. >> Okay, but that's physically not
>> Okay, but that's physically not possible. 1 hour. He thinks he's about
possible. 1 hour. He thinks he's about to get a free $100. But what he doesn't
to get a free $100. But what he doesn't know is I have some challenges for you.
know is I have some challenges for you. You've been dribbling for a while. I'm
You've been dribbling for a while. I'm going to give you a challenge and you
going to give you a challenge and you could choose if you want to take it or
could choose if you want to take it or not. You get an extra $10 if you do a
not. You get an extra $10 if you do a 360 dribble.
360 dribble. >> I don't think I've ever done that
>> I don't think I've ever done that before, but I'll try it.
before, but I'll try it. >> Oh, that's a 180. You got to go the
>> Oh, that's a 180. You got to go the rest. Nice. Wait. Wait, is that Ruby,
rest. Nice. Wait. Wait, is that Ruby, >> bro? Just one, bro. Only only 10 bucks.
>> bro? Just one, bro. Only only 10 bucks. Oh my god.
Oh my god. >> That challenge was easy for him, but
>> That challenge was easy for him, but they're only going to get harder and
they're only going to get harder and harder from here.
harder from here. >> Challenge number two. It's going to be a
>> Challenge number two. It's going to be a lot harder than the first challenge.
lot harder than the first challenge. Now, start dribbling the ball backwards
Now, start dribbling the ball backwards and you have to do it for 30 seconds.
and you have to do it for 30 seconds. >> I'll take the challenge.
>> I'll take the challenge. >> All right, let's see it then. If he can
>> All right, let's see it then. If he can do it, he gets another $10. But if he
do it, he gets another $10. But if he drops it, the challenge is over and he
drops it, the challenge is over and he gets nothing.
gets nothing. >> Okay, you've only got 10 seconds left
>> Okay, you've only got 10 seconds left already. This is like How do you make
already. This is like How do you make everything look easy?
everything look easy? >> I don't know. This is pretty easy for
>> I don't know. This is pretty easy for the first 10 seconds and then it
the first 10 seconds and then it >> Oh, your car the wrong way.
>> Oh, your car the wrong way. >> How is he dribbling on the back of his
>> How is he dribbling on the back of his [ __ ] car?
[ __ ] car? >> Okay, that is 30 seconds done. You can
>> Okay, that is 30 seconds done. You can turn back around. Just don't drop it.
turn back around. Just don't drop it. And you completed the challenge.
And you completed the challenge. Congrats. Good job.
Congrats. Good job. >> He made it through two challenges now,
>> He made it through two challenges now, which means I only have one final offer
which means I only have one final offer for him. And if he chooses to accept it,
for him. And if he chooses to accept it, I don't think he's going to be able to
I don't think he's going to be able to pull it off. You have a minute
pull it off. You have a minute remaining. You could easily just end
remaining. You could easily just end this last minute off. But I've got an
this last minute off. But I've got an offer for you. If you can do a two-wheel
offer for you. If you can do a two-wheel dribble and then score it into the blue
dribble and then score it into the blue goal, I'll give you 150 bucks.
goal, I'll give you 150 bucks. >> Wait, what is a two-wheel dribble? What
>> Wait, what is a two-wheel dribble? What is that?
is that? >> I'll take the deal. I'll take
>> I'll take the deal. I'll take >> What is that? What is that?
>> What is that? What is that? >> Okay, I'm actually surprised. Okay,
>> Okay, I'm actually surprised. Okay, let's see it then. No pressure.
>> Wait, what? No way.
what? No way. >> No, no, no, no, no, no.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> To the goal. I'll give you 150 bucks.
>> To the goal. I'll give you 150 bucks. >> I'll take the deal. I'll take the deal.
>> I'll take the deal. I'll take the deal. >> Okay. I'm actually surprised. Okay,
>> Okay. I'm actually surprised. Okay, let's see it then. No pressure.
Wait. What? No. Uh, what? What the [ __ ] is
What? No. Uh, what? What the [ __ ] is even that
even that chat? What is that, bro?
chat? What is that, bro? What the [ __ ] is that? Bay Chomp with
What the [ __ ] is that? Bay Chomp with the five gifted Sanenju.
the five gifted Sanenju. I've already seen some clips of Senju.
I've already seen some clips of Senju. This guy's This guy's crazy. All right,
This guy's This guy's crazy. All right, let's see. Have I seen this one?
>> Okay. So what he's doing with his car, is that even possible to do in like the
is that even possible to do in like the regular game?
regular game? Chad, do you see that? Is that even
Chad, do you see that? Is that even possible to do?
Is that possible to do in the regular game?
Matt Reynolds with the 10 gifted subs. Matt, they give it a 10. It's T. Yeah, I
Matt, they give it a 10. It's T. Yeah, I I know, but like is that possible to do
I know, but like is that possible to do in the regular game what he's doing?
in the regular game what he's doing? Is that possible or No,
Is that possible or No, it is. That is
wait. So what is TAS? Task assistant. What is it called chat? What is it
What is it called chat? What is it called? What does TAS mean?
What what is that called? Task assistant. What?
Jinxy. Me and you one day will unite. Carter, it's not happening, dude.
It's horse dash. What the [ __ ] is Horse Dash?
Let's just look up Rocket League Tik Toks.
Toks. I'm probably unbanned right now, but I'm
I'm probably unbanned right now, but I'm having fun.
having fun. Okay, we're not watching this because we
Okay, we're not watching this because we experienced that yesterday.
>> How does he edit that, bro? That is fire.
I am Melania, blade of Michela.
defeat. >> Defeat.
>> Holy [ __ ] Like it's Christmas Eve, so you know what,
you know what, >> bro? I can't
>> bro? I can't >> back to back.
>> back to back. >> Damn. Yeah, they're dosing chat. Yo, so
>> Damn. Yeah, they're dosing chat. Yo, so there is hackers in the game. I have not
there is hackers in the game. I have not ran into that yet.
ran into that yet. >> They're dodoing.
>> They're dodoing. >> Oh, here comes the DOS for sure.
>> Oh, here comes the DOS for sure. >> Yep.
>> Yep. >> So, he literally just puts it on net and
>> So, he literally just puts it on net and they hit like a they hit a lag.
they hit like a they hit a lag. Wait, he's lag switching. Bri, remember
Wait, he's lag switching. Bri, remember when people used to do this in Black Ops
when people used to do this in Black Ops 2?
Work beyond the lag. Dude, what the [ __ ]
Dude, what the [ __ ] >> Nope. What? What?
>> Nope. What? What? >> I love how they're lag switching AND THE
>> I love how they're lag switching AND THE GAME'S TIED.
GAME'S TIED. >> WHAT THE [ __ ]
>> No way, dude. Get [ __ ] on. >> How are they losing? Like, this is
>> How are they losing? Like, this is embarrassing as [ __ ]
embarrassing as [ __ ] >> Oh, we're not winning with the current
>> Oh, we're not winning with the current amount of lag. Let's turn this [ __ ] up,
amount of lag. Let's turn this [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Dude, what? Yeah, whatever
[ __ ] Dude, what? Yeah, whatever it is, they literally control when it
it is, they literally control when it happens.
Bro, thank you. >> And then we got a comment here coming in
>> And then we got a comment here coming in from Skaholic86.
from Skaholic86. The internet reminds me every day that
The internet reminds me every day that not every human being should have the
not every human being should have the internet. You can't blame your opponents
internet. You can't blame your opponents for your bad internet and it has five
for your bad internet and it has five other people that somehow liked this
other people that somehow liked this comment. Like, you literally should be
comment. Like, you literally should be punched in the face for being that un
punched in the face for being that un unintelligent. The guy's gamer tag is
unintelligent. The guy's gamer tag is what the lag and he's lag switching
what the lag and he's lag switching every time they're about to score.
every time they're about to score. >> I literally I can't [ __ ] move, dude.
>> I literally I can't [ __ ] move, dude. Dude, bro,
>> get [ __ ] [ __ ] on, bud. >> How is he winning?
>> How is he winning? >> Get [ __ ] [ __ ] on. This guy just So
>> Get [ __ ] [ __ ] on. This guy just So these guys just sell their accounts,
these guys just sell their accounts, chat. That's what they do.
Nice save, Vener. Oh my god. Did he actually hit it there or not?
What the [ __ ] is happening? Did we win the game?
How did they win? Yo yo yo, how did they, bro? They lost
Yo yo yo, how did they, bro? They lost chat. How How did they lose?
chat. How How did they lose? Watch Parker.
Watch Parker. >> Watch me destroy.
>> Watch me destroy. >> Damn. Yeah, they're dodoing.
>> Damn. Yeah, they're dodoing. >> Watch me.
>> Watch me. >> Weird.
>> Weird. >> It's Christmas Eve, so you know what
>> It's Christmas Eve, so you know what time it is? It's time to rip a honey
time it is? It's time to rip a honey pack down my throat, get geeked as [ __ ]
pack down my throat, get geeked as [ __ ] and [ __ ] on some kids in Rocket League.
and [ __ ] on some kids in Rocket League. >> What the [ __ ] dude?
>> What the [ __ ] dude? >> Let's go. I [ __ ] get it. I've
>> Let's go. I [ __ ] get it. I've literally been in LA for the last week.
literally been in LA for the last week. I
I >> Yo, what a honey pack.
Look up Parker can't. Go back. This is Parker, right?
Parker can't. Isn't this Parker though?
Yo, Jinxy run my ones on Rocket League. >> Yo, Jinxy and XQC, y'all. So, Jinxy
>> Yo, Jinxy and XQC, y'all. So, Jinxy scored on Musty with
scored on Musty with >> Yo, wait. What is this, bro?
>> Yo, wait. What is this, bro? This guy plays Rocket League.
Put a honey pack in your coffee. Uh, no. I'm not putting I'm not putting a honey
I'm not putting I'm not putting a honey pack in my coffee. Dude, we got
pack in my coffee. Dude, we got unbanned.
Chad, what does a honey pack do? It just gives you a
Yeah, I can't move anything. Oh, now it's working.
Chad, what do honey packs do? They just give you a boner.
Fly high. I'M NOT DEAD. YO, CHAT, WE PLAYED JOE BART IN 1 HOUR. LOCK THE [ __ ]
PLAYED JOE BART IN 1 HOUR. LOCK THE [ __ ] IN.
RODY, WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU [ __ ] WANT? RODY. RODY, STOP. RODY,
[ __ ] WANT? RODY. RODY, STOP. RODY, get off the car. Rody, GET OFF THE CAR.
get off the car. Rody, GET OFF THE CAR. RODY, GET OFF THE CAR.
RONNIE, you didn't score. Brody, stop trying to take credit for my
Brody, stop trying to take credit for my goal, dude.
See, now this right here is a real silver. I could just tell like he's not
silver. I could just tell like he's not [ __ ] backflip aerial scoring. Like,
[ __ ] backflip aerial scoring. Like, God, I'm so tired of these [ __ ]
God, I'm so tired of these [ __ ] Smurfs, dog. Real [ __ ]
Smurfs, dog. Real [ __ ] You don't want to see me when I'm mad.
You don't want to see me when I'm mad. Oh,
Get in there. Let me get a go here. Let me get a go here.
See right there? Why am I turning my side to the net?
All right, I guess everybody's aerialing in silver 3 today.
in silver 3 today. I guess it's just aerial day.
Okay, I'm starting to think this guy might not be a silver. I I I I don't
might not be a silver. I I I I don't know.
I mean, like, maybe he hasn't missed a single aerial though.
he hasn't missed a single aerial though. He literally has not missed.
He literally has not missed. Has not missed an aerial.
Has not missed an aerial. Is he going to aerial again?
All right. That would have been a goal, but I could touch on it. You see what
but I could touch on it. You see what I'm talking about, though? Like, I'm
I'm talking about, though? Like, I'm sorry. I'm just There's There's no way
sorry. I'm just There's There's no way this guy's still for three. There's
this guy's still for three. There's there's zero [ __ ] chance. Like, he's
there's zero [ __ ] chance. Like, he's three for three on Ariel's, dog.
three for three on Ariel's, dog. I'm silver three and I aerial
I'm silver three and I aerial successfully uh wants a blue moon.
successfully uh wants a blue moon. Okay.
I I mean, put on a delay. I I did, man. This is
put on a delay. I I did, man. This is literally my first game with the delay
literally my first game with the delay on I don't know what else to do at this
on I don't know what else to do at this point.
I don't think he's like an insanely good smurf, but like he's definitely not
smurf, but like he's definitely not Silver 3 skill level. You know what I
Silver 3 skill level. You know what I mean? Cuz I play silver three all the
mean? Cuz I play silver three all the time.
I don't know how to explain this game, bro, but it's like I just feel like uh
bro, but it's like I just feel like uh my games when I play it's like
my games when I play it's like so inconsistent. my opponents.
Because if you're losing, they're a smurf. Uh that's like what you would say
smurf. Uh that's like what you would say if you have a 45 IQ. I I what I say is
if you have a 45 IQ. I I what I say is whenever they're doing things that
whenever they're doing things that normal silver threes don't do, I say
normal silver threes don't do, I say they're a smurf because I'm logical,
they're a smurf because I'm logical, right? Like I I have logic in my brain.
Like he's five for five. Okay. He he Okay, he might be a silver. I I I don't
Okay, he might be a silver. I I I don't know. Maybe
know. Maybe Are you saying that like it's not
Are you saying that like it's not possible for people to be stream
possible for people to be stream sniping? Cuz cuz then you actually have
sniping? Cuz cuz then you actually have a rock in your brain and I just feel bad
a rock in your brain and I just feel bad for you as a human.
for you as a human. Unless you're just [ __ ] rage baiting.
Unless you're just [ __ ] rage baiting. I don't know.
It's inconsistent in lower ranks. I It's not that. I think there's just what I
not that. I think there's just what I logically think is I think there are
logically think is I think there are thousands of human beings who are
thousands of human beings who are probably trying to stream snipe me who
probably trying to stream snipe me who are not silver skill up.
But this guy might be a silver. Like I I Oh, and I'm I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm
Oh, and I'm I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
Yeah, he he he might be a silver. He's actually starting to miss his aerials
actually starting to miss his aerials now.
now. Cuz like I feel like everybody in Silver
Cuz like I feel like everybody in Silver 3 has the capability of aerialing, but
3 has the capability of aerialing, but they miss a lot.
they miss a lot. You know what I mean? But when he was
You know what I mean? But when he was four for four, I'm like, "All right,
No, THAT WAS FOR THE WIN. THAT WAS FOR THE WIN. YEAH, this guy's probably a
THE WIN. YEAH, this guy's probably a real silver.
That's in. It's that if he doesn't answer.
answer. Well, he answered. Holy [ __ ] He [ __ ]
Well, he answered. Holy [ __ ] He [ __ ] answered.
Sketch is ready. Thank God, bro. Get me out of ones, please.
out of ones, please. Get me the [ __ ] out of ones for the love
Get me the [ __ ] out of ones for the love of God.
of God. Get me out of ones for the love of Jesus
Get me out of ones for the love of Jesus Christ.
Christ. All right, let me call Sketch. John play
All right, let me call Sketch. John play Joe in an hour. Yeah, it's like here's
Joe in an hour. Yeah, it's like here's how I would explain it. I will like
how I would explain it. I will like whenever I play this game,
whenever I play this game, this is okay. I would say if you watch
this is okay. I would say if you watch and you're not rage baiting and you're
and you're not rage baiting and you're just being a human being, which shout
just being a human being, which shout out to y'all, um probably 30% of my
out to y'all, um probably 30% of my games and like Hiv or the mods could
games and like Hiv or the mods could vouch, probably 30% of my games are just
vouch, probably 30% of my games are just blatant smurfs. 70% are like real
blatant smurfs. 70% are like real matches, but I would say one in every
matches, but I would say one in every three of my games I play are blade
three of my games I play are blade smurfs. I don't know if that guy was a
smurfs. I don't know if that guy was a blatant smurf. I I I don't know. It's
Yeah, I'm calling him sketch. I'm calling sketch,
kid. He wasn't uh magical mic. I don't know if there is a brain in between your
know if there is a brain in between your eardrums, but I said I don't know if he
eardrums, but I said I don't know if he was a smurf.
was a smurf. 30% of the games I play, the guy just
30% of the games I play, the guy just starts flying through the air and air
starts flying through the air and air dribbling in silver 3. CAN WE WAKE UP?
dribbling in silver 3. CAN WE WAKE UP? LIKE, COME ON,
LIKE, COME ON, Magical Mike. I don't know if you're
Magical Mike. I don't know if you're like brain dead or not. I said I don't
like brain dead or not. I said I don't know if he's a Smurf. That's what I
know if he's a Smurf. That's what I said. So, Magic Mike, you're going to
said. So, Magic Mike, you're going to get permanently banned for lack of
get permanently banned for lack of intelligence. Cuz if you can't
intelligence. Cuz if you can't understand an English sentence, just get
understand an English sentence, just get out of the chat.
out of the chat. Like, Magic Mike, you're literally It's
Like, Magic Mike, you're literally It's going in one ear, out the other.
wasn't air dribbling, by the way. Uh, next uh idiot of the day, seven Jordan.
next uh idiot of the day, seven Jordan. Did I say he was air dribbling? I said
Did I say he was air dribbling? I said 30% of my games they just start air
30% of my games they just start air dribbling and scoring ABOVE ME. ARE YOU
dribbling and scoring ABOVE ME. ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD? IS THERE A BRAIN IN YOUR
BRAIN DEAD? IS THERE A BRAIN IN YOUR [ __ ] HEAD? DO YOU HAVE A [ __ ]
[ __ ] HEAD? DO YOU HAVE A [ __ ] BRAIN? HOLY [ __ ]
BRAIN? HOLY [ __ ] UH, BAN Jordan for lack of intelligence.
UH, BAN Jordan for lack of intelligence. Just keep banning him.
Just keep banning him. >> Are you still sick?
>> Are you still sick? >> If you get me sick again. Oh my god,
>> If you get me sick again. Oh my god, you're going to get me sick again.
you're going to get me sick again. >> Are you still sick?
>> Are you still sick? >> Yes, I'm sick. I was almost I was I was
>> Yes, I'm sick. I was almost I was I was I almost couldn't eat.
I almost couldn't eat. >> I'm sorry, bro. I I'm sorry. I like Bro,
>> I'm sorry, bro. I I'm sorry. I like Bro, you came over at the most cooked time
you came over at the most cooked time ever, dude. I got sick after.
ever, dude. I got sick after. I got sick because um just a laugh of
I got sick because um just a laugh of self-care.
self-care. >> All right, I invited you. I invited you,
>> All right, I invited you. I invited you, bro. Let's play.
bro. Let's play. >> How do you accept it? I'm down. How do
>> How do you accept it? I'm down. How do you accept this?
you accept this? >> Uh I'm one v oneing Joe Bart in an hour,
>> Uh I'm one v oneing Joe Bart in an hour, so I can play twos for an hour.
so I can play twos for an hour. >> Okay. Okay, I get it. You have you have
>> Okay. Okay, I get it. You have you have other friends. Okay, I get it. You don't
other friends. Okay, I get it. You don't have to rub it in.
have to rub it in. >> It's not like, dude.
>> It's not like, dude. We planned it out for like a week.
We planned it out for like a week. >> Oh, you planned it out for a week. So
>> Oh, you planned it out for a week. So you told Joe Bart you have for you to
you told Joe Bart you have for you to hang out with him, you got to plan it
hang out with him, you got to plan it out for a week. That's what you told Joe
out for a week. That's what you told Joe Bart.
Bart. >> That's not the Joe Bart.
>> That's not the Joe Bart. >> That's not what I told him.
>> That's not what I told him. >> Chad, would you tell Joe Bart I can hang
>> Chad, would you tell Joe Bart I can hang out with you, but it's in a week.
out with you, but it's in a week. >> No, that's not what I said. It's not
>> No, that's not what I said. It's not what I said.
what I said. >> How do I tw
>> Sketch? Um, go to your right. >> I got you.
>> I got you. >> Right trigger then go to the
>> Right trigger then go to the notifications.
notifications. notifications
notifications >> little bell.
>> little bell. >> Okay.
>> Okay. Quest. I see. I see it now. I once I
Quest. I see. I see it now. I once I closed the invites. I see it now.
closed the invites. I see it now. >> All right.
>> All right. >> I see you're still rocking the North
>> I see you're still rocking the North Korea flag.
Korea flag. >> Um,
>> Um, is that offensive or something? Have you
is that offensive or something? Have you not seen um the interview?
not seen um the interview? >> All right, let's go. Let's get in here.
>> All right, let's go. Let's get in here. >> What? Bro, he he likes the bulls and he
>> What? Bro, he he likes the bulls and he hangs out with Dennis Rodman and he
hangs out with Dennis Rodman and he doesn't poop or or or fart. Wait,
doesn't poop or or or fart. Wait, Sketch, do you have a three minute ban
Sketch, do you have a three minute ban right now?
right now? >> If I did, that's because you distracted
>> If I did, that's because you distracted me.
me. >> And
>> And why does it Where are you seeing a band,
why does it Where are you seeing a band, >> bro? We're banned for three days or
>> bro? We're banned for three days or three minutes. We're banned for three
three minutes. We're banned for three minutes. Catch,
minutes. Catch, >> what did you do,
>> what did you do, >> brother? You join. It doesn't matter. It
>> brother? You join. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
doesn't matter. >> All right. You okay? What we'll do is
>> All right. You okay? What we'll do is we'll play rock paper scissors.
we'll play rock paper scissors. >> How are we going to know who won if I
>> How are we going to know who won if I can't see you?
can't see you? We're going to say it on three.
We're going to say it on three. >> All right. Ready?
>> All right. Ready? >> You say it and then I'll say what is it?
>> You say it and then I'll say what is it? On shoot. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot.
On shoot. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. >> On shoot. On shoot.
>> On shoot. On shoot. >> But instead of shoot, you have to say
>> But instead of shoot, you have to say what you're going to do.
what you're going to do. >> Okay. Yes. Got him.
>> Okay. Yes. Got him. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> Rock,
>> Rock, >> rock, paper, scissors. Rock. Oh, I said
>> rock, paper, scissors. Rock. Oh, I said shoot.
shoot. >> I said shoot.
>> I said shoot. >> I win then.
>> I win then. >> Gifted. I win. Win. You don't. It's not
>> Gifted. I win. Win. You don't. It's not a thousand gifted. Run. 000 gifted.
a thousand gifted. Run. 000 gifted. >> Write it back. Write it back. Write it
>> Write it back. Write it back. Write it back.
back. >> Rock.
>> Rock. >> Paper. Scissors.
>> Paper. Scissors. >> Scissors. Rock.
>> Scissors. Rock. >> You didn't say anything.
>> You didn't say anything. >> Paper.
>> Paper. >> No. No. Bro, you delayed IT. WHAT THE
>> No. No. Bro, you delayed IT. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT?
[ __ ] IS THAT? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO DELAY THE [ __ ] out
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO DELAY THE [ __ ] out of it.
of it. >> You're the one that Hey, you're the one
>> You're the one that Hey, you're the one that's getting mad about the Smurfs when
that's getting mad about the Smurfs when when when you put us on India servers.
when when you put us on India servers. >> No, you put us on India servers. I put
>> No, you put us on India servers. I put us on East
us on East >> and I and I and I love India.
>> and I and I and I love India. >> Yeah, me too, bro. But I don't want to
>> Yeah, me too, bro. But I don't want to play India servers and be 300 pins.
play India servers and be 300 pins. >> I will bet you a million dollars you
>> I will bet you a million dollars you will never go to India in your lifetime.
will never go to India in your lifetime. >> That's cap. I will go.
>> That's cap. I will go. >> WILL NAME ONE NAME one city in India.
>> WILL NAME ONE NAME one city in India. >> Um
>> Um let me think.
let me think. >> Exactly.
>> Exactly. >> Let me think. Let me think.
>> Let me think. Let me think. >> INDIA HAS A BILLION PEOPLE AND YOU CAN'T
>> INDIA HAS A BILLION PEOPLE AND YOU CAN'T NAME ONE.
NAME ONE. >> MUMBAI.
>> MUMBAI. >> NO. DUBAI.
>> NO. DUBAI. >> NO. MUMBAI. MUMBAI.
>> NO. MUMBAI. MUMBAI. >> You're an idiot. Dubai.
>> You're an idiot. Dubai. >> New Delhi. New Delhi. New Delhi.
>> New Delhi. New Delhi. New Delhi. >> What? Are you listing off restaurants in
>> What? Are you listing off restaurants in New York City?
New York City? >> No, I'm listing off cities in India,
>> No, I'm listing off cities in India, bro. New Delhi.
bro. New Delhi. >> Okay. Now, now you're just making [ __ ]
>> Okay. Now, now you're just making [ __ ] up.
up. >> I'm not. I'm not.
>> I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. So, Sketch, how you been, bro?
I'm not. So, Sketch, how you been, bro? >> I've been I've been great. I've just
>> I've been I've been great. I've just been laying in bed um throwing up,
been laying in bed um throwing up, coughing in
Bro, I'm sorry I got you sick, bro. Like, I'm sorry. I'm
Like, I'm sorry. I'm >> You're the one that said you wanted to
>> You're the one that said you wanted to practice CPR.
practice CPR. >> I'm legitimately So, No, I did not say
>> I'm legitimately So, No, I did not say that.
that. >> And I And I did and I didn't learn
>> And I And I did and I didn't learn anything.
anything. >> I'm legitimately sorry I got you sick.
>> I'm legitimately sorry I got you sick. >> Really?
>> Really? >> Wait, guys. What is your TW's rank? What
>> Wait, guys. What is your TW's rank? What is your TW's rank?
is your TW's rank? >> Um, how do you check that?
>> Um, how do you check that? >> Uh, we'll just see at the end of the
>> Uh, we'll just see at the end of the game. It doesn't matter. Okay, sketch.
game. It doesn't matter. Okay, sketch. Lock the [ __ ] in. I'm trying to get
Lock the [ __ ] in. I'm trying to get platinum and twos.
platinum and twos. >> Okay, we can do that.
>> Okay, we can do that. >> Don't sell me. Don't sell me.
>> Don't sell me. Don't sell me. >> I would never sell you.
>> I would never sell you. >> All right, I go. I go.
>> All right, I go. I go. >> Where are you at? Where are you at?
>> Where are you at? Where are you at? >> Um, I was in a goal.
>> Um, I was in a goal. >> Where you at?
>> Where you at? >> I was in a goal.
>> I was in a goal. I got a good touch on that.
I got a good touch on that. >> Why? That's not a good touch. You just
>> Why? That's not a good touch. You just You're You're off your feet.
You're You're off your feet. >> That's a good touch.
>> That's a good touch. >> You got demo. I killed someone.
>> You got demo. I killed someone. >> I just killed the guy though.
>> I just killed the guy though. >> No, he killed you. Over the middle.
>> No, he killed you. Over the middle. Wait. Oh my god. Open goal. Open goal.
Wait. Oh my god. Open goal. Open goal. I mean, but you see how composed I am?
I mean, but you see how composed I am? Sketch. See how composed I am? Just
Sketch. See how composed I am? Just look. Look. Composure. Composure.
look. Look. Composure. Composure. >> That's them being they dude. We're in a
>> That's them being they dude. We're in a terrible lobby,
terrible lobby, >> brother. I'm just composed, brother.
>> brother. I'm just composed, brother. >> What tournament did you win?
>> What tournament did you win? >> Uh, nothing.
>> Uh, nothing. >> Oh, you got carried. Oh, you got
>> Oh, you got carried. Oh, you got carried. That's what it was. You got
carried. That's what it was. You got carried, didn't you?
carried, didn't you? >> Yes. I'm
>> Yes. I'm >> second touch.
>> second touch. Nice demo, Sc. I'm over.
Nice demo, Sc. I'm over. >> That's what I That's what I
>> That's what I That's what I >> did. You okay? I thought
>> did. You okay? I thought >> we're about to talk for this reason.
>> we're about to talk for this reason. >> Okay, that's on me.
>> Okay, that's on me. >> I mean, Sketch, if you're going to play
>> I mean, Sketch, if you're going to play in the net, that's fine. Just save that.
in the net, that's fine. Just save that. >> What?
>> What? >> Like, Sketch,
>> Like, Sketch, >> BRO, YOU YOU YOU SCORED ONE GOAL AND
>> BRO, YOU YOU YOU SCORED ONE GOAL AND YOU'RE TALKING [ __ ] LIKE YOU'RE [ __ ]
YOU'RE TALKING [ __ ] LIKE YOU'RE [ __ ] LARRY BIRD,
LARRY BIRD, >> BROTHER. MAN, I'm gold now, dude.
>> BROTHER. MAN, I'm gold now, dude. >> Oh my god. Are do you have an XQC on
>> Oh my god. Are do you have an XQC on when you go to sleep? What? What is
when you go to sleep? What? What is this, brother?
this, brother? >> Brother, man, I'm gold now. Like
>> Brother, man, I'm gold now. Like >> I I know. Okay, listen. You're gold like
>> I I know. Okay, listen. You're gold like a gold piece of [ __ ]
>> Thank god you cleared that. >> Yep. Daddy's got you. Daddy's got you.
>> Yep. Daddy's got you. Daddy's got you. >> You're not my dad.
>> You're not my dad. >> Yes, I am.
>> Yes, I am. >> My dad has a beard and no acne.
>> My dad has a beard and no acne. Great pass.
Great pass. Great pass, Tom Brady.
Great pass, Tom Brady. Tom [ __ ] Brady.
Tom [ __ ] Brady. We're never going to win, DUDE. SKETCH.
We're never going to win, DUDE. SKETCH. >> WE'RE GOING TO WIN.
>> WE'RE GOING TO WIN. >> WE'RE JUST TOO ASS OF A TEAM.
>> WE'RE JUST TOO ASS OF A TEAM. >> You don't tell me what to do and then
>> You don't tell me what to do and then you can
you can >> too ass like
>> Sketch tell you what to do. You're better than me.
better than me. >> Okay. Well, I just killed the guy. Now
>> Okay. Well, I just killed the guy. Now it's two on one.
it's two on one. >> Good save. Okay.
>> Good save. Okay. >> It was a great save until you start.
>> It was a great save until you start. >> I was going to say that I haven't I have
>> I was going to say that I haven't I have See, you we're double committing.
See, you we're double committing. You said save that. YOU SAID SAVE THAT.
You said save that. YOU SAID SAVE THAT. >> I have it. I said I have it.
>> I have it. I said I have it. >> Nice. Good save.
>> Nice. Good save. >> Yeah, that's what I do.
>> Yeah, that's what I do. >> Sketch, if you have it, say you have it.
>> Sketch, if you have it, say you have it. If I have it,
If I have it, >> yeah, what the [ __ ] are you doing there?
>> yeah, what the [ __ ] are you doing there? >> It's off,
