0:03 Mewing, mogging, looks maxing. These are
0:05 all terms we take for granted as part of
0:08 popular internet zoomer lexicon. But not
0:10 too long ago, these terms were reserved
0:13 for a few niche boards on websites that
0:15 the general public had no knowledge of.
0:17 And these ideas have only become more
0:19 popular with the rise of a new figure,
0:22 clavicular, a 19-year-old streamer whose
0:24 entire philosophy rests on the idea that
0:26 looks matter. And if you're not using
0:28 his methods, you're going to be left
0:30 behind. Clav is definitely an
0:32 interesting guy and his popularity is
0:34 more reflective of the culture that
0:36 created him rather than his own personal
0:38 [music] successes or shortcomings. At
0:40 the same time, he probably needs some
0:42 [music] serious help. And while on one
0:44 hand, I do feel bad for him and on
0:46 another he's pretty funny, how much
0:48 sympathy can be extended to someone who
0:50 tells his fans that steroids and meth
0:53 are the way to ascend. This is the story
0:55 of Clav, the world's most popular looks maxer.
1:03 Clavvicular was born in December of 2005
1:05 to a wealthy family in the northeastern
1:07 United States. Instead of public school,
1:09 he attended an all boys private high
1:11 school, which just goes to show that his
1:13 upbringing already set him apart from
1:15 the average person. But even among his
1:17 peers, his interests would diverge
1:18 completely from the typical student.
1:20 While most kids were studying and
1:22 playing Call of Duty, Clav was getting
1:25 into looks maxing. As its name suggests,
1:27 looks maxing is the idea of improving
1:29 your looks. The origins of this term are
1:31 somewhat difficult to place, but today
1:33 the term is most commonly attributed to
1:35 looksax.org. Clav began browsing the
1:37 site while in high school, supposedly
1:40 coming to a personal epiphany. Looks
1:42 matter above all else. If you don't have
1:43 friends, it's because you're not
1:45 good-looking. Want to succeed in
1:46 relationships? You need to be
1:48 good-looking. You want a dream job?
1:50 Well, you also need to be good-looking
1:52 for that. Some basic methods for looks
1:54 maxing are pretty typical. Go to the
1:56 gym. Eat a balanced [music] diet. Get
1:57 some sunlight so you don't look like you
1:59 just rolled out of a coffin. But these
2:00 are all things that people have been
2:03 doing anyway. Your dad probably told you
2:04 to go to the gym instead of playing Halo
2:06 all night. Or maybe that was just me.
2:09 But some looks maxers are in favor of
2:11 using more drastic methods. Clav claims
2:14 that he was just 14 years old when he
2:15 ordered testosterone off the internet
2:17 for the first time. Obviously,
2:19 testosterone is a naturally occurring
2:21 hormone in all of us, but Clab was
2:23 taking it to accelerate his progress in
2:26 the gym. Or as he puts it, I started
2:28 roids about two weeks after I started
2:30 lifting. Why? Because natty gains are
2:33 slow and gay. What's up? I just want to
2:35 give a uh comprehensive [music] overview
2:38 of SARMs or selective androgen receptor
2:41 modules, what I think about them, my
2:42 experience with them, and if you should
2:43 take them. [music]
2:46 Now, SARMMs are not as researched as
2:49 anabolic steroids, so we don't currently
2:51 know the long-term side effects, so that
2:54 risk is already present. To make things
2:56 simple, SARMs are essentially gourmet
2:58 steroids. They're marketed as having
2:59 less side effects than the stuff
3:01 bodybuilders used to put up their butts.
3:03 But at the same time, they do suppress
3:05 natural testosterone production, [music]
3:07 which can have some pretty noticeable
3:09 side effects on your body. If you've
3:11 ever seen a male bodybuilder develop
3:13 fleshy man boobs, it's because they took
3:15 steroids for some period of time and it
3:17 messed up their hormones. But most
3:19 bodybuilders are taking these
3:20 performance enhancers [music]
3:22 after puberty has ended. Clav was
3:24 starting them before he was even halfway
3:26 through his natural development as a
3:28 man. Based on his video, he's well aware
3:30 of the risks, but it's a trade-off he
3:32 was comfortable with because he claims
3:34 to have gained 55 lbs of muscle in 12
3:36 weeks. It's also worth noting that this
3:38 video is partially his own personal
3:41 experiences, but it's also a promotion
3:42 of these substances to anyone who
3:44 stumbled across it. He recommends what
3:46 to take if you're fat and want to lose
3:47 weight, what to take if you're skinny
3:49 and want to gain muscle, and how to do
3:51 it most effectively. Now, there is a bit
3:54 of an increased libido. Like, you might
3:56 catch yourself
3:58 uh you know, going on Tinder at 12:00
4:01 a.m. You know, I've there's been times
4:03 when I was on SARMMS where I'd be on
4:06 Tinder at 12:00 p.m., you know, swiping
4:10 on these ugly ass, you know, let's not
4:12 get into that. But, um, these videos are
4:14 from 2022 and were seemingly recorded on
4:16 the same day. During the rest of that
4:18 year [music] and 2023, there doesn't
4:20 seem to be any significant online
4:22 activity from him. But that doesn't mean
4:24 he was leaving internet life behind.
4:26 You've probably heard at least one term
4:30 like mogging, muing, beta, alpha, and
4:32 sigma males, red, blue, and black pills,
4:35 virgin, Stacy, and Chad, among many
4:37 others. What you probably don't know is
4:39 that like pretty much everything online
4:41 nowadays, these terms originated in
4:43 mostly right-wing forums and image
4:46 boards from over a decade ago. Before
4:48 LooksMax was popular, it had three
4:51 spiritual predecessors. PUA.com,
4:53 an anti-pickup artist forum, which mass
4:56 shooter Elliot Roger was active in.
4:58 Slutate.com, which was later renamed
5:00 Redpill Talk, and was once directly
5:02 addressed by the inventor of mewing
5:06 himself, Dr. Mike MW. The first response
5:10 came from incel executioner. I do I do
5:12 love some of the names you've got here.
5:14 >> And lookism.net. The latest and least
5:16 relevant out of all of these. Many
5:18 similar sites went the way of the dodo
5:20 as their users found a more reliable
5:22 place with faster servers that could
5:24 host their discussions, Reddit. But in
5:27 2017, social media companies led a
5:28 massive crackdown on anything that was
5:31 deemed online extremism. Among the many
5:33 casualties was the shutdown of the
5:36 subreddit r/inscels. On one hand, you
5:38 had people saying that these communities
5:40 were dangerous and needed to be purged
5:42 from the web. But the opposing argument,
5:44 apart from being in favor of freedom of
5:47 speech generally, also had a foreoding
5:49 warning. The idea that banning these
5:51 communities from the general internet
5:53 would cause a pressure cooker effect
5:54 where the people using them would just
5:57 gather on more extreme platforms. And
5:59 indeed, they did. The shutdown of
6:02 r/inscels instantly led to the creation
6:04 of four different websites. [music] Incelss.is,
6:05 Incelss.is,
6:07 which is a general forum for incelss,
6:10 neats.net, created for people who are
6:11 not in employment, [music]
6:13 education, or training. Sanctioned
6:15 Death, a site that allegedly provides
6:20 instructions on how to uh you know,
6:22 and finally, looksax.org. [music] It's
6:25 during 2024 that most of Clav's posts on
6:27 this forum take place. One of the
6:29 earliest posts I found is him replying
6:32 to someone named Big Black Oily Booty
6:34 who claimed to be 15 years old. Clav
6:36 replied to him saying, "Log out of this
6:38 site and play with your friends. Don't
6:39 ruin your mental development with
6:42 autism." Unfortunately, this is advice
6:45 that he himself did not take. One month
6:47 or so after his 18th birthday, he made a
6:49 post saying he had already gone on four
6:53 steroid cycles with doses as high as 550
6:55 millig of testosterone weekly. For
6:57 reference, the testosterone they give
6:59 middle-aged men to get their tea levels
7:02 healthy tops out at 200. In the same
7:04 post, he also notes that taking
7:06 substances in the past had seriously
7:08 affected his liver health, but this
7:09 didn't seem to be a major concern for
7:13 him. By age 16, he was spending $700 per
7:15 steroid cycle. But somewhat ironically,
7:18 his drug use ranked pretty low in terms
7:20 of bizarre methods he was using to
7:22 supposedly improve his looks. While
7:24 Looks Maxers believe that your body is
7:25 an important part of improving your
7:28 looks, equally important is your face.
7:30 Having a strong jawline, high
7:32 cheekbones, and hunter eyes are heralded
7:34 as the pinnacles of looks maxing.
7:36 >> Everyone talks about getting hunter
7:38 eyes, and everyone talks about a
7:40 positive canal [music] tilt, but no one
7:42 tells the truth. Here is the full guide
7:44 on how to actually get hunter eyes.
7:46 According to Clab, one of the methods he
7:48 used was called thumb pulling, which
7:50 entailed pulling the roof of his mouth
7:52 outwards to widen his jaw. He also
7:55 chewed gum, which supposedly helped his
7:56 jawline as well. All of these are
7:58 obviously unconventional, but the
8:01 strangest method is bone smashing. The
8:03 idea that by lightly hitting your face
8:05 with a hammer or other object, you can
8:08 create micro fractures that when healed,
8:10 supposedly enlarge or strengthen the
8:12 bones underneath. I know it hurts, but
8:14 that means it's working. and that's the
8:16 only indication. You have to push past
8:18 the pain. Look at me. While he
8:20 acknowledges that the effects of bone
8:22 smashing are most likely not permanent,
8:24 he still claims that it swells up his
8:26 face and makes him look more defined.
8:28 Although, I'm not sure I see much of a
8:29 difference in this before and after
8:31 other than lighting. Now, one question
8:33 you're probably asking after seeing all
8:36 of this is why Clive was already a
8:38 reasonably attractive person before any
8:40 of this, and it was all due to genetics.
8:42 Were the steroids, strange techniques,
8:44 and thousands of dollars spent really
8:47 worth it? I would argue no, especially
8:49 since two major things he was seemingly
8:51 ignoring were his mental well-being and
8:53 his general social skills. In one post,
8:55 he states that he dreads going to get
8:57 haircuts because, as he puts it, I'd
8:59 rather look homeless than have to talk
9:01 to someone for 30 minutes straight. God,
9:04 I want a Romax. He even went as far as
9:05 making an entire thread about his
9:08 crippling social anxiety. I dread
9:10 talking to people in real life, even if
9:11 it's [music] for 30 seconds. I'd do
9:13 anything to avoid those awkward,
9:16 meaningless exchanges. Here's how I say
9:19 50 words or less per day. I wake up 30
9:21 minutes earlier than I have to, so I
9:22 don't have to see my parents in [music]
9:24 the morning. I get up at 6:00 a.m. for
9:26 school, even though I don't start for
9:28 like 2 hours after that. I just sit in
9:30 my car and wait [music] for it to start.
9:33 Don't walk into class first or last,
9:34 both of which draw attention, which I
9:36 don't want. I just walk in the middle of
9:38 the pack so no one notices. [music] Sit
9:40 in the middle of the room. Sitting in
9:42 the back may cause the teacher to cold
9:44 call you to try to catch you not paying
9:45 attention. Sitting in the middle has
9:47 allowed me to never get called on for a
9:49 question the entire year. Keep eye
9:51 contact with the teacher and divert your
9:53 attention whenever she looks at you to
9:55 another person. Also, never use your
9:56 phone when you're not supposed to. She
9:59 will go out of her way to embarrass you.
10:00 Don't follow anyone on Instagram. This
10:02 will make it awkward to walk by them. Am
10:04 I supposed to greet this person now? I
10:06 don't want to talk to you. Don't try to
10:08 make small talk. Then it is custom to
10:10 greet people the next day. Just ignore
10:13 everyone. Never participate in class
10:15 discussions. Start counting your words.
10:18 You shouldn't be saying more than 50 to
10:20 100 words per day. I have gone entire
10:22 days without speaking [music] before.
10:24 This should be your goal. When walking
10:26 into a room, don't make eye contact with anyone.
10:27 anyone.
10:29 >> If I need to, just give them a nod and
10:31 walk the other way. During lunch, I
10:34 always sit in the library and fast so
10:35 that I don't have to go through the
10:37 shame of eating lunch alone. This will
10:39 cause social stigma. Don't be this kid.
10:41 Just go somewhere else. When I get home,
10:43 I try to go straight to my room without
10:45 seeing my parents. I always greet my
10:47 dog, though, because I love her. This is
10:50 the only female I will ever feel a
10:52 connection to. I care greatly for my dog
10:54 because she gets so happy when I come
10:56 home from school. When I go to have my
10:58 pre-workout meal, I eat it at an obscure
11:01 time to avoid overlapping dinner with
11:02 the rest of my family who are always
11:05 home. At the gym, I always wear a hoodie
11:07 and sweatpants. Dark colors to be
11:09 unapproachable. This is ideal. Never
11:12 wear deodorant to the gym. No one asks
11:14 you to work [music] in ever if you smell
11:16 really bad. Only do this at the gym, not
11:18 anywhere else, because it draws
11:20 attention. When I get home, I go
11:22 straight to my room to come on looks.org
11:24 or incelss.is for the rest of the night.
11:26 Sometimes I watch a movie. I recommend
11:28 you try to go an entire day doing your
11:30 normal regime without talking. Whenever
11:33 I talk, I give away my blue pill and
11:34 reveal my mental issues. I used to have
11:36 a therapist but stopped going because of
11:39 how dreadful it is. They constantly try
11:41 to bluepill you and warp your sense of
11:43 reality. On one hand, I think some of
11:45 this post is exaggerated to get
11:46 attention from other people on the
11:49 forum. One user would even reply simply
11:50 stating, "This is what people on this
11:52 website do and then they complain they
11:54 get no attention from women." At the
11:56 same time, social anxiety might be
11:58 something that affects him. In one post,
12:00 he claims that in real life, he's
12:02 generally perceived as a pretty normal
12:04 guy. He says he has no problem speaking
12:06 to girls or giving class presentations,
12:08 but whenever he posts on the forum,
12:10 people immediately sense his social
12:12 awkwardness. It almost seems like he
12:14 cares more about users on this website
12:16 liking him than people in his real life.
12:18 On that same note, one strange pattern I
12:20 noticed with his posts are the complete
12:22 contradictions. For example, he ends
12:24 this one post with this sentence. You
12:27 guys who bang and jerk off multiple
12:28 times a week disgust [music]
12:30 me. Okay, fair enough, I guess. In the
12:33 same post, he says that he pumps and
12:35 dumps [music] girls bi-weekly, which I
12:36 assume means he was having casual
12:38 hookups with women every other week. But
12:41 in another post, just 2 days after, he
12:43 says, "I wind up gooning once every
12:45 couple of days." Obviously, these posts
12:47 are in complete conflict with each
12:49 other. On one hand, he hates people who
12:51 have sex and [music] goon. On the other,
12:54 he also does both of these things. Clab
12:56 was trying his best to make it out of
12:57 the hood at this point in his life.
12:59 While he was attending high school and
13:02 college, his academic pursuit seemed far
13:03 less interesting to him than what was
13:05 happening online, which to be honest is
13:08 one thing I definitely relate to him on.
13:09 He had already started a Tik Tok account
13:11 to show his transformations to the world
13:12 and generate a little bit of
13:15 conversation online about it, but he was
13:17 still trying to create some separation
13:19 between his real life and what was
13:20 happening online. At one point, he
13:22 shared his list of things to never talk
13:25 about with normies. This includes seed
13:27 oils and food dyes, asking for food to
13:29 be cooked in grass-fed butter, JFK
13:31 assassination, tap water filled with
13:34 estrogen, COVID vaccines, Michelle
13:37 Obama's gender, Volkswagen Tiguan,
13:39 Hollywood pedophiles, women's right to
13:42 vote, how epic05 Tacomaomas are, saying
13:43 the phrase based and redpilled,
13:46 Holocaust Death Count, Crime Statistics,
13:48 Homosexuals, Kanye West, weightlifting
13:51 and macros, car modding, the word kek,
13:53 race relations, and finally Queen
13:56 Cleopatra's race. Now, you may have some
13:58 questions about many of these things,
13:59 but if you're wondering about the
14:01 Volkswagen Tiguan specifically, he says,
14:03 "I took a true Stacy on a date and
14:05 ranted about how much I hate the
14:07 Volkswagen Tiguan, which apparently
14:08 dried her [ __ ] out. Don't recommend
14:11 talking about that." But as time passed,
14:13 the line between his online activity and
14:15 his normal life began [music] to blur.
14:17 In one post, he talks about how some
14:19 girl he was talking to looked up his Tik
14:21 Tok handle and from there found his
14:23 account on LooksMax along with the post
14:24 where he talked about his dick [music]
14:26 size. On the forum, Clav's struggles
14:28 with online dating are pretty well
14:30 documented. He can be seen asking for
14:32 help on what kind of pictures to put on
14:34 his profile to get better matches, while
14:36 also complaining about how incapable he
14:38 is of holding any kind of conversation
14:40 with the women he does end up matching
14:42 with. This would be a persistent issue
14:43 for him to the point where he made a
14:46 YouTube video about it. My biggest point
14:49 of contention recently has been online
14:51 dating. I don't know where I'm going
14:54 wrong, which is why it's so frustrating.
14:56 I don't know what I'm saying. I don't
14:59 know what I'm supposed to say, and I I
15:03 there's just no real way to be logical.
15:05 And when you're texting these girls,
15:07 there's no feedback system. They'll just
15:09 stop texting you out of nowhere. Like
15:11 you'll just be texting a girl having a
15:13 normal conversation,
15:16 just no reply. Casper the ghost. At that
15:17 point, it's not like, okay, well, this
15:19 is what I It's not like a G where you
15:21 could go and do some like game film
15:24 after the fact and say, oh [ __ ] I I
15:25 shouldn't have said that. Maybe I pushed
15:28 it over the line. Just be a perfectly
15:30 normal conversation. Well, I could I
15:32 could be What did I do? How about that?
15:34 How about you do me the courtesy of
15:37 after all these conversations and text
15:40 messages that I don't even want to you
15:42 think I want to talk about your hobbies?
15:44 [ __ ] I want to get in your pants,
15:46 godamn it. And I want to convince you
15:47 that I'm not trying to you, which is why
15:49 I'm having the conversation. And to be
15:51 honest, I think some of this experience
15:54 is probably relatable to a lot of guys.
15:56 What hopefully isn't relatable is that
15:57 in some of his other posts, his
15:59 conclusion was basically to give up on
16:01 dating altogether. This really comes to
16:04 a head with one thread simply titled
16:07 masturbating mog sex with girls. I'd
16:10 rather goon 247 than have to cope and
16:12 jester on dating apps or cold approach a
16:14 dumb girl. Conversing with low IQ
16:16 primitive women is insanely difficult
16:19 for me, an autist. And I can't fake the
16:21 interaction for over 5 minutes. [ __ ]
16:23 doesn't feel as good as my hand death
16:25 gripping my [ __ ] on my triple monitor
16:27 setup. Girls give you aids and take your
16:29 money. Plus, when I jerk off, I can sit
16:31 on my hand till it's numb and pretend a
16:34 blonde Stacy is jerking me. How poetic.
16:40 It's probably worth noting here that
16:42 taking steroids can also screw up your
16:45 sex drive, with some drugs causing it to
16:46 go through the roof, while others will
16:48 cause it to plummet to the point where
16:50 erections are basically impossible. By
16:52 this point, it's clear that his looks
16:54 maxing had very little to do with being
16:56 successful with women, and instead, it
16:58 had warped into some strange mixture of
17:01 vanity and personal obsession, and his
17:03 methods would once again become
17:05 increasingly bizarre. He began taking an
17:07 interest in plastic surgery. Some posts
17:09 detail him dropping some money on small
17:11 things like cyst removals, while others
17:14 had him asking other forum users how he
17:16 could perform surgery on himself. And
17:19 depending on what you qualify as plastic
17:20 surgery, he's actually done it on
17:22 himself multiple times. While I can't
17:24 show it on YouTube, there's multiple
17:26 videos of him injecting himself with
17:28 something called lemon bottle, which is
17:30 a controversial substance that
17:32 supposedly dissolves fat in your body.
17:34 In time, this became a regular part of
17:36 his regimen along with another method,
17:39 using PDIO threads. From what I can
17:41 tell, PDIO threads are basically the
17:43 temporary tattoo equivalent of
17:45 facelifts, small dissolvable strings
17:47 that go under your skin and stimulate
17:49 collagen production while making your
17:51 face look tighter. I can't speak as to
17:53 how risky or effective they are, but I
17:55 also don't think it's good to do it as
17:56 much as Clav does.
17:57 >> We're probably going to do four more to
18:00 get maximum punter eyes.
18:02 >> And these methods also don't just stop
18:05 at improving his face guard. He claims
18:07 to have injected lemon bottle into the
18:09 base of his shaft as well as sticking
18:12 PDO threads into it. I did eight threads
18:14 in total today. I only went about a 4
18:17 inch in to mog the BBC's on the forum. I
18:18 don't think anyone has ever written
18:20 something like that before in all of
18:22 human history. So, I guess I have to
18:24 give him points for being original. Even
18:25 other people on the site told him this
18:28 was a horrible idea, as basically every
18:30 reply is calling him stupid or mourning
18:32 the loss of his penile function. Since
18:34 we're on the topic, he also does
18:36 dickups, which are exactly what they
18:38 sound like. You awaken the ancient one
18:41 and you flex it up as hard as possible
18:43 for four sets of 12. And to progress the
18:45 exercise, you can add a hand towel on
18:47 top of it. According to Clav, he was up
18:49 to four hand towels and it gained half
18:51 an inch of girth. Of course, the looks
18:53 maxing journey never ends. And even this
18:55 stuff is really just the tip of the
18:57 iceberg. Clav made several posts about
18:59 wanting to get some more serious plastic
19:01 surgeries. He explored getting an
19:03 olasty, which alters the appearance of
19:05 your nostrils, a rhinoplasty, which
19:07 changes the bridge of your nose, and of
19:10 course, Botox insertions. As for Botox,
19:11 he didn't want to get it done by a
19:13 doctor. Instead, he was interested in
19:15 doing it himself, asking members of the
19:17 forum where he could get it online. But
19:19 eventually, he went and had it done by a
19:21 professional, which is why his face now
19:23 has kind of a stiff, emotionless
19:25 appearance. It's at this point that we
19:27 begin to see the line being crossed as
19:29 Clav goes from exclusively affecting
19:31 himself with his antics to potentially
19:33 affecting other people in a variety of
19:35 ways. One of his biggest threads from
19:37 this era features him taking pride in
19:39 banging a girl who is in a relationship.
19:41 What's funnier or more strange about it
19:43 depending on how you look at it is that
19:46 he recorded audio of her crying about it
19:48 afterwards to own her. Besides this, he
19:49 frequently expressed his pride about
19:52 purposely tricking people on TikTok into
19:54 doing fake looks maxing techniques. This
19:56 would be taken to the next level when
19:58 after enrolling in college, Clab was
20:00 outright planning to start doing Botox
20:02 injections for other students to make a
20:04 quick buck. Funnily enough, before he
20:06 expressed his intention to do this, he
20:08 was concerned about being kicked out if
20:10 the college ever found his social media
20:12 accounts, only to turn around and make
20:14 plans to run a plastic surgery operation
20:16 out of his dorm. He also made some other
20:18 thread announcing that he won't be
20:20 paying taxes. I guess that one is is
20:22 kind of based. I can't lie. Whether true
20:24 or not, it seems like his concern about
20:25 being kicked out of college is
20:27 performative. If anything, it seemed he
20:28 was looking forward to it as it would
20:30 give him an excuse to completely give up
20:32 on trying to live a normal life so that
20:34 he can go allin on being an online
20:36 personality, as he was already trying to
20:38 do at this point through his TikTok and
20:40 YouTube. Clim not being invited out by
20:42 anyone. And even when he did get with a
20:45 woman, he had to be on multiple drugs to
20:47 be able to perform due to his severe
20:49 erectile dysfunction because of course
20:51 he had ED. He was also posting Tik Toks
20:53 during this time period with captions
20:56 like 99% of people are utterly repulsive
20:58 to even look at. They should be grateful
21:00 when I'm in their presence. I'll make a
21:01 brief detour here to cover one of the
21:03 stranger oddities in Clav's story. I
21:05 lean toward it not being true, but given
21:07 that he later walked back and edited the
21:09 thread to erase it, I honestly can't be
21:11 sure. Fortunately for us, the original
21:14 thread was maintained via a quote in one
21:15 of the replies. And although the overall
21:18 details aren't really important, the
21:20 story basically goes that a girl he
21:22 liked started dating a Chad. So his
21:24 response was to wait for her outside her
21:27 house and literally flash her naked in a
21:29 trench coat. The girl was startled and
21:31 dropped her phone as she ran away, which
21:33 Clav proceeded to pick up, post a
21:35 picture of his balls to her Snapchat,
21:39 and then Venmo himself $250. Again, this
21:41 is what Clav is claiming in the post. It
21:43 could easily be a tall tale. But in any
21:46 case, that's simultaneously hilarious
21:48 and horrifying. At this point, Clav had
21:50 already soured so much on the idea of
21:52 college that he began to make threads
21:54 recommending that instead of spending
21:57 $250,000 on education, it's better to
21:58 take that money and spend it all on
22:01 plastic surgeries to be an influencer,
22:03 which is basically a projection of his
22:04 own aspirations, as he was already
22:07 saving for a $25,000 surgery. Anyway,
22:09 another traumatic event that may have
22:11 contributed to his hatred for education
22:13 is the piss
22:19 >> I'll let him tell it in his own words. I
22:21 went to the bathroom to pee before
22:23 lunch. I didn't really have to go. I
22:25 just wanted to do it proactively so I
22:27 wouldn't have to go later at a less
22:29 optimal time. I'm extremely piss shy. I
22:31 hate the idea of peeing next to someone
22:34 at a urinal. It feels so embarrassing
22:35 and the pee never comes out. Anyone else
22:38 have this? So, I always go to the stall
22:40 to pee. This time, it's me in this BBC.
22:42 He walks into the stall next to me. I
22:44 start my pee stream and it's kind of
22:47 quiet and weak. I can tell the BBC is
22:49 laughing at my subhuman stream. He whips
22:51 it out and produces the most girthful
22:53 and powerful stream I've ever
22:55 experienced. Mogs me to Gandandy with
22:58 his beautiful, luscious stream. I truly
23:01 want to end it. Indeed, that is a fate
23:02 worse than death. Cloud was clearly
23:04 becoming more serious about his looks
23:06 maxing efforts now as he started taking
23:08 more drugs, including a daily dose of
23:10 erectile dysfunction pills and looking
23:13 into preemptively taking osteoporosis
23:16 meds to try to grow his bones. At the
23:17 same time, his online activity and his
23:19 real life once again began to mix
23:21 together. He was keeping lidocaine, a
23:24 local anesthetic, in his bedroom so that
23:25 he could numb himself while performing
23:27 his procedures. [music] His mom found it
23:30 and was not very pleased. She stole the
23:32 package of lidocaine and I'm losing my
23:34 mind right now. I spent $40 and she took
23:36 it because it's dangerous. I tried to
23:38 lie and she went on a blue pill rant
23:40 about how I'm not a doctor. I'm
23:42 genuinely seething and raging like you
23:44 wouldn't believe right now. Now I have
23:46 to find a way to buy it without them
23:48 knowing. As his parents started to get
23:50 wise to his schemes, he got a job as a
23:51 bouncer so that he could make his own
23:53 money and then made a plan to order
23:56 steroids without anyone, not even his
23:58 parents, finding out. With this newfound
24:00 ability to [music] blast away without a
24:01 care in the world, it's at this point
24:03 that he actually came to terms with how
24:06 far he had taken looks maxing. Was all
24:07 of this really worth it? The hundreds of
24:10 posts of strangers online, the constant
24:11 worrying about people in real life
24:13 finding out about his strange habits,
24:15 [music] his parents' disappointment in
24:17 his behavior. He decided it was time to
24:19 just give it all up, to walk away. And
24:23 that's the end of the video.
24:25 Just kidding. He started taking Tren,
24:27 one of the most infamous anabolic
24:30 steroids due to how absolutely insane
24:31 its effects are. He even started
24:33 promoting it on the forum. When someone
24:35 claiming to be 14 years old using the
24:37 site asked what drugs they should use,
24:39 Clavvicular gave him a detailed list of
24:41 what he thinks he should take. With this
24:43 supposed 14-year-old simply replying,
24:45 "Thank you." Obviously, anyone can just
24:47 lie about their age on any website, so
24:49 it's impossible to know if this was
24:51 truly a kid or not. But Clav himself had
24:53 now gone from someone who was socially
24:55 awkward and wanted to improve his looks
24:58 in early high school to a legal adult
25:00 who was promoting harmful steroid use to
25:02 children. Keep in mind during this time
25:04 period, Clav was downright bragging that
25:05 he didn't even lift. He just took
25:07 steroids and then got five times the
25:12 results of quote natural subhuman dogs.
25:14 With the glass ceiling broken, all the
25:16 oppressed group shall prosper.
25:18 Especially the most oppressed group of
25:21 all, gamers. His disdain for Jim Bros is
25:23 so strong that he scoffed at how they
25:25 pose in the gym's mirror. Gym bros are
25:28 [ __ ] I just flex in a handicap
25:30 bathroom. If anything, Clav's ability to
25:32 freewheel his steroid cycle and also
25:34 still attending classes created a bit of
25:36 a golden age in terms of his post. And
25:38 there are a lot of funny threads from
25:40 this period. For example, there's one
25:42 where he recommends self-induced
25:45 laryngitis is a means to achieve a
25:47 mogger voice, as well as his brave
25:49 declaration that asking people for
25:51 pictures of their penis is not gay as
25:53 long as it's to check for aesthetics. As
25:55 far as his own, he provided updated
25:57 measurements, claiming that his routines
25:59 had produced an increase [music] of 75
26:01 in. Although, I do wonder if he's still
26:03 getting pissmoged in the bathroom.
26:05 There's also one instance of him asking
26:06 some guy what his mom's poop smelled
26:08 [music] like, which I'm not really sure
26:10 about the motivation behind. I guess not
26:12 every post can be a gem, which includes
26:15 his response to a thread asking looks
26:16 maxing users what they think about
26:18 predator catchers on YouTube with Clav
26:20 himself replying, "Awful, bro. It's
26:23 literal entrapment to ask incels to
26:25 [ __ ] Even if they are underage, they
26:26 never got that treatment, so it's
26:28 unexpected to them." He felt so strongly
26:30 about this topic that he even went as
26:32 far as to make an entire thread about
26:33 it. Although it is worth noting that in
26:35 the thread he does say he thinks texting
26:37 minors inappropriately is wrong.
26:39 Regardless of whatever was happening on
26:41 the forum, as long as that was the only
26:43 place he was posting, Clav knew that his
26:45 reach would be limited. So, as terms
26:46 like mogging and mewing became more
26:48 popular parts of the modern internet's
26:50 vocabulary, he began exploring new
26:53 avenues to become a bonafide internet
26:56 celebrity. In June 2024, we have one of
26:58 the first instances of Clab going viral
27:00 online with this picture, which was
27:03 reposted to Reddit and then Twitter
27:04 after he had first posted it to the
27:06 Looks Max forum. Now, if you've been on
27:09 4chan or other sites for a long time,
27:11 you might be thinking to yourself that
27:13 you've seen this way before June 2024.
27:15 That's because Clab's picture is most
27:17 likely a rehash of this old meme from
27:20 the 4chan fit board, which was also
27:22 reposted a ton over the years. But
27:24 Collab's version would see a much more
27:26 widespread appeal, getting nearly 12
27:27 million views on Twitter and bringing
27:29 him a lot closer to his goal of becoming
27:32 an online personality. Besides that, he
27:33 was also getting some interesting
27:35 results in terms of his looks maxing.
27:37 Despite having to take three different
27:39 meds to treat his erectile dysfunction
27:41 and use a penis pump, [music] he claims
27:43 he slept with nearly 100 women.
27:45 Unfortunately, this came with the side
27:47 effect of being seen as someone who will
27:49 say anything and do anything in order to
27:51 have sex with as many women as possible.
27:53 After a few months, it was increasingly
27:55 hard to continue picking up girls from
27:57 his school. Naturally, this led him to
27:59 go back to doing what he does best,
28:01 bragging and arguing with random people
28:03 on the forum to prove that he's an
28:05 ascended Chad. And although I thankfully
28:07 haven't stumbled across it, he claims
28:09 that he's posted pictures of himself
28:11 having sex on the forum. Now, I think is
28:13 as good a time as any to talk about what
28:16 it means to ascend. There's an idea
28:18 within looks maxing that at some point
28:19 you have basically achieved your
28:21 ultimate goal of being at the highest
28:23 possible level of physical
28:25 attractiveness at which point you can
28:28 mog or look better than anyone around
28:29 you. I don't really give a [ __ ] about
28:31 getting girls. I just want to mog like
28:34 mo. Do you guys [music] mogging?
28:36 It means basically like looking better
28:38 than someone
28:42 >> like so you want to mo like people
28:48 >> because at the end of the day like with
28:51 girls you could just have game status.
28:53 It's just like everyone could [music] do
28:55 it at the end of the day but to actually
28:58 mo like you got to be
29:00 either genetically blessed or really
29:01 work for it.
29:04 So that's that's what I'm trying to do.
29:06 >> You may have noticed that despite having
29:08 entered college, there's basically no
29:10 information on what he was actually
29:11 trying to get a degree in. That's
29:13 because it probably didn't matter to him
29:15 at all. The most I was able to find in
29:17 direct relation to him going to college
29:19 was when he made a thread saying you
29:20 could get college loans and then use
29:22 them to get plastic surgery. Although
29:24 this is just one of many threads he's
29:26 made about getting loans for plastic
29:28 surgery. Finally, after months of doing
29:30 nothing but having fun, his mom once
29:32 again found his roid stash. But this
29:33 time, he managed to convince her to let
29:35 him keep it with the argument that he's
29:37 an adult and paid for all of it himself.
29:39 However, it's really important to say
29:42 that simply calling it a roid stash is
29:44 not really correct. While there were
29:45 plenty of roids in there, Clav points
29:48 out that there was 1 kilogram of pregab.
29:50 What he's referring to is the medication
29:52 pregablin which is used to treat
29:54 epilepsy and anxiety which he had been
29:56 taking in order to chemically make
29:59 himself low inhib. So he was basically
30:01 taking it to feel less self-conscious
30:03 and high anxiety. From the first day he
30:05 went to college he was dosing himself
30:08 with pregabolin and blephin. Now unlike
30:10 pregab which has more psychological
30:12 effects blephin is a straightup muscle
30:14 relaxing that while not a benzo has
30:16 similar withdrawal results because of
30:18 how strong it can be. His reason for
30:20 taking these is so that he can cold
30:22 approach girls constantly as he claims
30:24 he's unable to do so otherwise.
30:26 Interestingly, he eventually evolved his
30:28 stack to also include beer. From now on,
30:30 I will drink a beer of some kind every
30:32 90 minutes. I haven't decided which one
30:35 I'll drink, but more than likely an IPA
30:36 since it's high calories. The ethanol
30:39 will intoxicate me to make me low inhib
30:41 and happy. The intoxication will be
30:42 subtle, so it's good to do at work and
30:44 you can still be giga productive. I'll
30:46 just sprinkle one milligram of
30:48 aromomasin into each beer to counter the
30:50 estrogen. The only bad side effect of
30:54 beer maxing. Number one, coping/bulking/
30:56 low inhib strat. It didn't take long for
30:58 him to announce in a thread that he had
31:00 grown to basically do nothing all day
31:02 but drink and try to get with women, all
31:04 while asking the forum for more ideas of
31:06 drugs he could take, with his own
31:08 suggestions being meth or nicotine.
31:09 We're going to come back to the meth
31:11 thing later, but to the surprise of no
31:13 one, his first criminal charges came
31:15 soon after he began more conventional
31:18 drug use. In August 2024, he was charged
31:19 with misdemeanor assault and battery on
31:22 a 56-year-old woman, as well as felony
31:24 assault and battery on a 63-year-old
31:26 man. Kiwi Farms user, Colonel
31:28 Sugarlemons, was the one who dumped all
31:30 the information related to this case.
31:32 The story goes that around 11 p.m. an
31:34 altercation broke out over two members
31:35 of a large wedding party who were
31:38 allegedly pulling on bras hanging from
31:39 the ceiling in the bar area. Clav
31:41 approached them, told them to stop, and
31:43 they initiated a fight, leading to an
31:45 all-out brawl. So far, not really
31:47 anything unreasonable from Clav, but it
31:49 appears that during the chaos, he was
31:51 throwing punches at someone's mom, the
31:54 56-year-old woman listed in the charges.
31:56 Now, I am going to say here that he most
31:58 likely didn't do it on purpose,
31:59 especially since these charges were
32:01 dropped. However, I also think it's
32:03 likely that his employer wasn't aware
32:05 that one of his bouncers was regularly
32:07 drunk and drugged up to the gills while
32:09 on the shift. If any legal situation
32:11 like this happens and for whatever
32:13 reason, Clav gets tested for drugs, he
32:15 is an automatic liability and is a lot
32:17 more likely to be considered culpable.
32:19 But regardless, he got away with being
32:22 an alcoholic, pregablin, and blephin
32:23 fiend. Ironically enough, what he didn't
32:26 get away with was the steroids. After
32:27 getting his mom to stop giving him grief
32:29 over his looks maxing, his activity on
32:31 the forum would finally catch up to him
32:33 when another user sent his post history
32:36 to his school. [music] I was uh kicked
32:39 out of uni for essentially roid maxing
32:42 and uh you know, looks maxing, whatever
32:44 the term you want to use is.
32:45 Unfortunately, someone decided to
32:50 archive all of my posts and uh
32:52 apparently find out where I went to to
32:56 university and uh send them all to the
32:59 public safety uh at my university
33:03 detailing all my alleged uh activities
33:05 which prompted them uh the university to
33:09 do a search of my room and uh uncover
33:12 certain Looks maxing peptides and you
33:14 know things like uh hormones and you
33:17 know TRT whatnot in uh this chestered
33:21 clown world of America that's illegal.
33:24 Uh testosterone is illegal guys. You're
33:27 not actually allowed to do it without a
33:29 uh extremely gestured prescription that
33:31 I can't afford. I don't have health
33:34 insurance. [music] So I was using
33:37 underground labs to source testosterone.
33:40 like I'm sorry, but I can't afford uh to
33:42 go through like some of these online
33:45 clinics or like an endocrinologist.
33:46 It's, you know what I mean? Like I'm a
33:50 broke 18-year-old and I live at home,
33:52 you know, with my grandma. So, it's like
33:55 to go ahead and go through the legal
33:56 route [music]
33:58 uh and spend all this extra money rather
34:01 than just source it on my own just
34:04 seemed incredibly uh gestured to me. and
34:05 that's why I went ahead and made the decision.
34:06 decision.
34:08 >> On [snorts] one hand, I honestly do feel
34:10 bad for Clav. It's not a good thing to
34:12 maliciously contact the college with the
34:14 intent of harming him in some way. That
34:16 kind of behavior never comes from a good
34:18 place. With that being said, he really
34:20 really did everything in his power to
34:23 allow this to happen. from making almost
34:25 no effort to separate his personal life
34:27 from his looks maxing endeavors to
34:28 outright bragging about his very
34:31 questionable activity on campus, which
34:33 included him saying he was going to do
34:36 DIY Botox injections on other students,
34:38 among many other things. Even if the
34:40 only thing that got him in trouble was
34:42 the testosterone he had, he claims he
34:43 doesn't get it legally because he can't
34:45 afford health insurance. But at the same
34:47 time, he has a dozen threads about how
34:49 much money he's planning to dump into
34:50 plastic surgeries. [music]
34:52 So, I'm not sure how sincere that is.
34:54 His focus on the importance of looks
34:56 maxing comes through pretty clearly as
34:58 just moments after remarking about how
35:01 mean-spirited people online can be, he's
35:02 describing being kicked out as a
35:04 blessing in disguise. [music]
35:07 >> Now, I am able to fully uh dedicate my
35:09 time to look maxing. So, I think this is
35:11 going to wind up being a blessing in the end.
35:11 end.
35:13 >> The end of college would also mark the
35:15 end of any normaly for Clav. He was now
35:17 fully committed to becoming a popular
35:19 looks maxing influencer. His next video
35:22 is titled I started tren at 18 and so
35:24 should you. Which should really give you
35:26 an idea of what kind of approach he was
35:28 now embracing. Within just a few months
35:30 of being kicked out, you can clearly see
35:31 how much further he was going into the
35:34 abyss. Getting an $86 penis pump,
35:36 getting on multiple weight loss drugs
35:38 like Munjaro and DNP. And on top of
35:41 that, partying. During these parties, he
35:42 would do coke along with drinking
35:45 alcohol and taking blephin. Not to
35:46 mention the other stuff he was already
35:49 taking such as steroids, his dick pills,
35:51 etc. Obviously, even by normal partying
35:53 standards, this is a pretty impressive
35:55 cocktail, and these habits would
35:57 eventually lead him to crash his car.
35:59 Body cam footage of the aftermath has
36:00 been released, and we can see that he
36:02 basically drove into a ditch on a narrow
36:05 road. But that's much less informative
36:06 than what Clav himself [music] said in a
36:08 post about the incident. I was nodding
36:10 off on the way home and crashed into a
36:12 fence. It'll cost me at least 2 to three
36:14 grand. Surgery delayed once again. The
36:16 cops didn't care that I was intoxicated.
36:18 I'm boys with them. We work out of the
36:20 gym. It's interesting that his greatest
36:22 concern was not that he could have hurt
36:24 someone or hurt himself. His main
36:26 priority was that the crash was delaying
36:29 one of his many planned surgeries. The
36:30 first reply this thread got is someone
36:32 pointing out that he could have taken
36:34 the life of an innocent person while
36:36 driving in that state, which honestly
36:37 restored my faith in this website a bit.
36:40 Overall, for any reasonable person, this
36:42 would be a wake-up call to, [music] you
36:43 know, not be strung out on everything
36:46 all the time. Maybe a lifestyle change.
36:47 But for Clab, it was just another
36:49 obstacle to his ascension. [music] Now
36:51 that he was getting more attention
36:53 online through Tik Tok and these minor
36:55 scandals, Clab decided it was time to
36:57 cash in a bit. If you're tired of being
36:58 invisible to women, tired of getting
37:00 rejected, and tired of watching other
37:02 guys who won the genetic lottery take
37:04 what's yours, then pay attention.
37:05 Because what I'm about to show you will
37:07 completely transform your face and
37:08 physique in ways that you didn't even
37:09 think were possible. Look, I'm not going
37:11 to sugarcoat this. You have been lied
37:13 to. They told you just be confident.
37:14 Just be yourself. Looks don't matter.
37:16 But you and I both know that's complete [ __ ]
37:16 [ __ ]
37:19 >> Yeah. He opened a coaching page where he
37:22 charges people $49 every month to have
37:24 access to his methods. I'm not sure how
37:26 much money this page was making when it
37:27 started, but the landing page claims to
37:30 have 1,500 members, which could add up
37:31 to quite a bit of money. Now, I usually
37:33 try not to hate on someone's bag too
37:36 much. After all, I am a believer in good
37:39 old American capitalism, but given the
37:40 advice that we've seen him give out to
37:43 people so far, my hopes for this school
37:45 are pretty low. But with the money
37:47 coming in, he posted on Looks Max saying
37:49 he filled out a loan application for
37:52 surgery, specifically Maxilla surgery.
37:54 This is surgery that will radically
37:56 restructure his face and is another step
37:58 in his quest to [music] ascend. His post
38:00 around this time also got even more
38:02 questionable. In one post, he writes
38:04 about how he makes sure that he explodes
38:06 inside of the better-l lookinging girls
38:08 he's been with to pass on his jeans.
38:10 Hopefully, we don't get a low tier god
38:11 situation here.
38:12 >> SAY IT LOUDER.
38:13 >> I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD. [screaming]
38:15 >> IN ANOTHER POST that's definitely
38:17 trolling, he criticizes people who wash
38:19 their ass, calling it gay. As 2025
38:21 approached, he found himself wondering
38:23 why all the women left around him were
38:25 extremely promiscuous and then revealed
38:28 that he is now in $50,000 worth of
38:29 medical debt, which he has no intention
38:31 of paying off. Could he be lying about
38:34 some of these details? Sure, but the
38:36 overall point still stands. The shark
38:38 has been jumped and he is past the point
38:40 of no return here. His delusions go so
38:42 far that he went to an orthodontist and
38:45 began quote dropping nuclear black pills
38:48 on him. All to walk out with $7500 worth
38:51 of Invisalign to fix his teeth because
38:53 apparently that's something he's very
38:55 insecure about. Another thing he's never
38:56 managed to figure out with his drug
38:58 stacks is his facial hair, which
39:00 eventually led him to draw a mustache on
39:02 with an eyebrow pencil because according
39:05 to him, it makes him look like a dad. I
39:06 really hope stuff like this in
39:08 particular is trolling due to how
39:10 downright stupid this looks. Like
39:12 Clockwork, Clav has some brief moments
39:14 where he attempts to produce something
39:16 resembling self-awareness and makes the
39:18 odd thread about how you shouldn't be
39:20 doing drugs besides steroids and
39:22 alcohol. But in No Time Flat, he's back
39:24 to making brag threads about how he had
39:27 fun at the club on 400 mg of pregab and
39:30 65 of blephin. Keep in mind, he had been
39:31 living with his grandma at this point. I
39:33 assume the same one from the picture.
39:35 And he spent his free time making
39:37 threads on looks maxing about how he had
39:39 taken the sociopath pill and he was
39:41 going to fool every normie into thinking
39:43 he was a normal guy from his Instagram
39:45 pictures. If you're not 14 and you're
39:46 still laring about how you're like
39:49 Dexter Morgan or Patrick Baitman, it is
39:52 verifiably over for you. But the thing
39:54 about being a deceptive and manipulative
39:57 person is that over time people do catch
39:58 on to you and you need to move elsewhere
40:00 to keep running your racket. Naturally,
40:03 by April, Clab did just that and moved
40:05 to LA, where he said it was infinitely
40:07 easier to [ __ ] Probably true, to be
40:08 honest. In his yearning to try and
40:10 emulate the behavior of the popular
40:12 normies, he doubled down on his Tik Toks
40:15 and his streams on Twitch. But this move
40:17 was showing some signs of taking its
40:18 toll on him, as he once again spoke
40:21 about trying to be sober from alcohol.
40:22 But, as we're going to get into soon,
40:24 this sobriety is not really something he
40:26 takes seriously. He literally just means
40:29 not drinking alcohol. Other stuff is
40:30 still on the table. Just a few months
40:33 into 2025, something pretty strange
40:35 popped up in his public records. This
40:37 was brought forward by Kiwi Farms user
40:39 Colonel Sugarlemons once again, who
40:40 provided paperwork showing that in
40:43 February 2025, Clvicular had been served
40:45 with a restraining order that ensured he
40:47 wouldn't abuse, contact, or come within
40:49 a 100 yards of an anonymous woman. And
40:51 he also had to surrender any firearms he
40:53 had to the police. Now, I wasn't able to
40:55 find any more third-party information on
40:58 this, but once someone else made a video
40:59 about him that included the information
41:01 about his restraining order, he
41:02 responded by saying this. The
41:04 restraining order thing was even more
41:06 outrageous. I made a joke on Discord
41:08 that got me in actual trouble. If you
41:10 think we have free speech in America,
41:12 think again. I'm so done with people
41:14 coming in and trying to subvert looks
41:15 maxing into something it was never
41:17 supposed to be. This is very similar to
41:19 the things he was saying when he got
41:20 kicked out of college. the idea that he
41:23 was punished for just looks maxing,
41:25 which is pretty insincere, leading me to
41:26 believe that he may not be telling the
41:28 full story here either. However, I will
41:30 say that the person who made that video
41:32 on him with the information about the
41:34 restraining order is herself a looks
41:36 maxer. So, I don't know the motivation
41:38 behind her making her video. Ultimately,
41:40 these hiccups did very little to prevent
41:42 Clav from gaining popularity as the
41:44 wider internet was becoming increasingly
41:46 fascinated by his posts and his hat.
41:48 This newfound explosion through
41:50 Instagram reels and Tik Tok would lead
41:51 to what many have called his
41:53 generational run where he basically just
41:55 goes on a bunch of podcasts and talks
41:57 about himself. The first one that I saw
41:59 was when he did a stream with Nick
42:00 Fuentes where he talked about his
42:02 planned double jaw surgery.
42:04 >> So the plan is the double jaw surgery, right?
42:05 right?
42:07 >> And that brings it forward and makes it
42:08 wider and bigger
42:12 >> forward and down. So down. Yeah. Gigab.
42:14 >> To most people it's clear that this is a
42:16 totally unnecessary operation. But at
42:18 this point, Clav has gone so far with
42:19 his endeavors that he doesn't really see
42:21 it as much of an issue. In another
42:23 interview, this time with Jack Neil, he
42:25 talks about his most recent addition to
42:28 the stack. I'm taking Accutane. Uh I use
42:31 crystal uh so methamphetamine
42:34 um [music] for as a stimulant and to
42:36 leanax, right? It's very suppressant of
42:38 your appetite. It's a very long acting
42:40 stimulant. So this is something [music]
42:42 uh that I've started using in place of
42:44 aderall. I'm I'm pretty much using math
42:46 for hollow cheeks.
42:47 >> So, that's kind of where we're at in
42:49 terms of looks maxing. While he goes on
42:51 to defend his use by saying he takes a
42:53 very low dose, there's honestly nothing
42:55 he could say to convince me that
42:57 ordering the big blue off the internet
43:00 to lean max and get hollow cheeks is a
43:02 good idea. His surgical ambitions have
43:04 also gone even farther as he wants to
43:06 get a type of surgery where both of your
43:08 legs are broken and then slowly pulled
43:10 apart while the body forms new bone in
43:12 its place. with the idea being that once
43:14 the surgery is complete, you'll be
43:16 multiple inches taller. Keep in mind
43:18 here, Clav is already 6'2 and he wants
43:21 to be 6'6. He also expresses total
43:23 confidence that he isn't insecure and
43:25 instead all of his decisions are
43:28 informed by pure logic and rationality
43:29 right before he says he'll be getting
43:32 the jaw surgery in Turkey for $35,000
43:34 and then says that the height surgery
43:35 will cost him a h 100red grand. Now,
43:38 despite how bizarre Clav is as a person,
43:39 he actually does a decent job of
43:41 presenting his worldview convincingly,
43:43 and it's undeniable that he's pretty
43:45 well spoken. While his appearance on
43:47 stream with Nick Fuentes and the Jack
43:49 Neil podcast were pretty popular, it was
43:51 fresh and fit, a Red Pill podcast, you
43:53 may remember from when Andrew Tate was
43:54 taking over the internet, that really
43:56 blew the lid off, spawning a lot of
43:57 edits of him on Instagram.
43:58 >> Please do.
44:00 >> So, her Aaylor base, the width of her
44:02 nose is [laughter] incredibly large. Her
44:04 nasal bridge is incredibly wide. Um, you
44:07 know, obviously you've got biaxillary
44:09 protrusion. Uh, so you know, your bite
44:10 is all off. Just everything is wrong.
44:11 >> That's fine.
44:13 >> Uh, yeah. So, just I I would rate you
44:15 the lowest definitely on the panel.
44:16 >> You're not a surge.
44:17 >> What's What's the number?
44:20 >> Uh, I would arguably say like 1.5 or
44:23 two. Like genetic defect, dead end.
44:24 >> Yeah, that's crazy. I'm actually writing
44:25 this [ __ ] down.
44:27 >> But whatever value he offers as a
44:29 content creator is constantly negated by
44:31 the stuff he actually gets up to in his
44:33 endeavors to looks max. As his
44:35 popularity increased, so did his
44:37 revolving door of drug use.
44:41 >> Why the hcg? Um, so that my testicles
44:43 aren't the size of a shriveled up
44:45 raisin. I was kind of getting a little
44:47 sick and tired of that. You know, it
44:48 really has a wear and tear on your
44:51 mental if you're just uh like a you guys
44:54 know like a raisin in the sun. That was
44:56 pretty much my nut sack was a raisin in
44:59 the sun. This guy's life is basically a
45:02 neverending revolving door of drugs that
45:04 cause issues and are then supplemented
45:07 by other drugs which then need their own
45:09 solutions and it goes on and on. He took
45:11 SARMMS to improve his gym performance.
45:13 Then he had to take testosterone because
45:15 his body was no longer producing it
45:17 naturally. Then his balls got small so
45:19 now he has to take the ball drug. But at
45:21 the same time his dick isn't working so
45:23 he has to take seialis. As all of this
45:26 is going on, he has really high anxiety,
45:27 maybe related to his general
45:29 temperament, maybe due to the drugs he's
45:32 taking. So, his solution is to drink and
45:34 take blephin. It's just never ending.
45:36 There was a brief period in which Clav
45:38 tried to act as if he had moved past his
45:40 life of sleeping around and had gotten
45:42 into a relationship, but it didn't last
45:44 very long. And soon enough, he went back
45:47 to jester maxing on TikTok for online
45:49 attention from randoms, making videos
45:51 about how to increase your IQ and the
45:52 size of your meat, all while bragging
45:54 about how easily he can get replies on
45:57 looksaxing.org, but doesn't care about
45:59 it at all and has ascended past it. This
46:01 is probably Clab approaching his least
46:03 self-aware state as he begins committing
46:05 the most common internet guy mistake,
46:07 engaging with your haters.
46:08 >> If you go look at, you know, his Kiwi
46:11 Farms entire post about him, you can see
46:12 who he is.
46:14 >> If you put any person, any teenager
46:16 under the level of scrutiny that I've
46:18 been put under where I've got a forum
46:20 full of people looking into every single
46:22 thing that I've ever done, private
46:24 police reports and stuff like that where
46:26 I I crashed my car. Could you imagine?
46:28 Could you imagine if that was you? If
46:30 you were exposed to that level of
46:33 scrutiny, I guarantee most of you, the
46:35 the majority would be in way deeper [ __ ]
46:38 than me. So, what what did I really do?
46:40 I crashed my car because I I took too
46:41 much Vliffin. Oh, big [ __ ] [music]
46:44 deal. Some envious I I simply made a
46:46 joke about. If you put any any person,
46:48 you know, in my situation, any teenage
46:50 male under the scrutiny of of all these
46:52 people on that forum, which is literally
46:54 an illegal forum, it's illegal in uh the
46:56 UK and a few other countries because of
46:58 of the [ __ ] that they do on there.
46:59 There's a lot that I can say about this
47:02 video. First off, I think the years of
47:04 using the I'm just a teenager defense on
47:06 his parents made him do it on impulse
47:08 here, despite the restraining order and
47:10 the car crash happening after he was an
47:12 adult. Secondly, I also really like how
47:14 he's using Kiwi [music] Farms being
47:16 illegal, as he puts it here, as a
47:18 gotcha, when the legality of his black
47:20 market steroids, which he actively
47:23 promotes and has promoted two kids has
47:24 never concerned him. To seal his fade
47:26 for good, he announced that he was
47:27 heading to the final destination for
47:30 modern Tik Tok stars, Miami. There are
47:32 very few fades darker than to see
47:34 [music] yourself become a Miami
47:36 influencer with a rented Cyber Truck.
47:38 It's like a biblical punishment. Despite
47:40 his many claims to not care about what
47:42 online incelss had to say about him, he
47:44 was clearly bothered about it to the
47:46 point where he made a video borderline
47:48 crying while trying to defend his recent
47:49 [music] developments. Because that's
47:52 really important is the why. Why are you
47:54 doing these things? Why are you risking
47:57 your health with anabolics? Why are you,
47:59 you know, dumping, you know, all this
48:02 money that you have into peptides and
48:05 neutropics [music] and this and that and
48:07 taking this risk and having this surgery
48:10 planned. [music] So, that really needs
48:13 to be explained and addressed because I
48:15 see a lot of craziness going around
48:18 [music] on the internet, right? It's
48:21 like, wouldn't you rather just give
48:25 something your [music] all in life?
48:28 Okay. So, when people come on and they
48:29 say, "Oh, Clav, you're insane for
48:31 getting surgery. [music] You're insane
48:33 for doing these anabolics." Well, at
48:37 least in 5 years, whether I am a Frank
48:39 Stefano box job [music] or the next
48:41 gigachad, at least I could say that I
48:43 gave something my all. While you sit
48:45 there and type your comment on my
48:47 Instagram reel from [music] your wage
48:50 job, at least I tried. at least I
48:53 dedicated myself to the craft and was
48:55 willing to do whatever it takes. [music]
48:56 Right? So, I really want to make this
48:58 video before I go ahead and get this
49:01 double jaw surgery just to say that you
49:04 guys have never done something hard in
49:06 your entire life. You've never actually
49:08 put in a second's effort. Now, I know
49:10 I'm not the best looking guy [music] and
49:12 sure there's all these looks maxers that
49:14 look a lot better than me, but what did
49:16 they actually do? What did they actually
49:19 accomplish? Because while you were out
49:21 doing random [ __ ] in high school, I
49:23 was sitting there on my computer
49:26 dedicating myself, researching the best
49:29 way to maximize myself. So, it's not
49:32 craziness. It is not anything other than
49:35 obsession and dedication. There's a few
49:37 things to pick apart here. He opens by
49:39 saying, "Hey, why are you dumping all of
49:41 this money that you have?" When that's
49:43 only half true. If you go back far
49:44 enough, he was using the money his
49:46 parents gave him to get hormones. And
49:48 even recently, he was taking out loans
49:50 and admitted to being in tons of debt to
49:52 get his looks maxing procedures. Then
49:55 there's this false dichotomy he pains
49:56 where if you don't think what he's doing
49:59 is good or smart, then you must be an
50:01 embittered wagy envious of his
50:03 ascension. Clav simply can't fathom that
50:05 his critics have a legitimate point,
50:07 rationalizing that they must be poor and mentally
50:07 mentally >> [music]
50:07 >> [music]
50:09 >> ill. Keep in mind, he's saying all of
50:11 this through gritted teeth and watery
50:14 eyes. Lastly, I like how his idea of
50:16 putting a lot of effort in is being on
50:18 the computer looking up ways to enlarge
50:20 your penis [music] when you're 16 years
50:22 old and then injecting your shaft with
50:24 lemon juice. Now, some people may say,
50:25 "Oh, but that's just what he used to do
50:27 as a silly kid trying to look Max online."
50:28 online."
50:30 >> But, as I've already gone over, if you
50:32 look for more current examples of him
50:34 supposedly taking risks to make the most
50:36 out of himself, you immediately stumble
50:38 onto him once again admitting to being
50:41 on meth. Usually when I build stuff, uh,
50:43 I'm always so stemmed out on like,
50:46 [music] you know, an emphatamine with a
50:48 methyl group. You guys know what I'm
50:49 talking about. In reference to another
50:51 video where he fails to r up some girl,
50:54 he posted, "I was high on meth. That
50:56 [ __ ] is definitely subhuman." Soon
50:58 after, in another clip, like the one in
50:59 his car where he's desperately
51:01 attempting to get himself taken
51:03 seriously by his audience, he says this,
51:06 "I am not a character. This is not some
51:08 TV show, right, where I'm coming on here
51:10 trying to entertain you mother. This is
51:14 the cruel hard world. We live in one of
51:16 the worst societies
51:18 ever throughout the entire history of
51:21 the world. Quite literally, you have to
51:23 be in the top percentile to even be
51:27 looked at with a shred of romance, with
51:29 a shred of attraction by women in this
51:31 day and age. Do you think that I'm doing
51:34 this [ __ ] as a form of entertainment
51:36 when I have to stay up for three days in
51:39 a row high on crystal meth, right?
51:41 Trying to suppress my appetite and get
51:43 hollow cheeks, right?
51:45 Is Is that supposed to entertain you?
51:47 The fact that I even can't I I I can't
51:51 even talk to people without some sort of
51:53 uh you know, version of of you know,
51:56 Benzos. I need out prazam just to be
51:57 able to have a conversation like a
51:59 normal person. Is that supposed to be
52:02 entertaining to you? Okay. Right. So,
52:05 this [ __ ] is, you know, hell for me. You
52:07 do really got to love the irony of
52:09 someone talking about how evil and
52:10 terrible the modern world is while
52:12 making tens of thousands of dollars a
52:15 month by basically sitting on his ass,
52:16 live streaming once in a while, and then
52:18 ordering drugs off the internet so he
52:20 can destroy his brain. The rest of the
52:22 video just has a lot of him molding
52:24 about how evil women only give attention
52:26 to you if you get plastic surgery. and
52:29 he tries to quote appeal to people with
52:31 neurode divergence as if the stuff he's
52:33 pedaling at all would help other
52:36 autistic people online. I'm sure that on
52:38 some level he's aware of how silly he
52:39 sounds when he takes himself so
52:41 seriously, especially when the rest of
52:43 his content is him doing literal makeup
52:46 tutorials and recommending that all men
52:48 take Seialis. He rapidly alternates
52:55 >> and posts like this. Would Charlie Kirk
52:57 have gotten assassinated if he were
52:58 Chad? Well, probably not. And here's
53:00 why. While he was definitely trying
53:01 extra hard to put on a performance,
53:03 according to people who actually met him
53:05 in real life, not much was different. In
53:07 a Reddit thread about a stream clip of
53:09 his where he showed off his penis pump,
53:11 one user wrote, "My cousin is good
53:13 friends with him in real life. He says
53:15 Clab is probably the most insecure human
53:17 he's ever come across. According to him,
53:19 he's constantly going manic by trying
53:21 all sorts of looks maxing techniques. He
53:23 only talks about anabolic steroids and
53:25 plastic surgery. He also will have a
53:27 meltdown if he sees the slightest
53:29 imperfection and will ruin everyone's
53:31 plans by refusing to leave the house
53:33 because he's ugly like a middle school
53:35 girl would. Recently, he's been doing
53:37 way too much Milanotan 2 and looks
53:40 terrible. Guy is mentally ill and needs
53:42 psychiatric care. While this post is
53:44 anonymous and could be complete bull, it
53:46 sounds pretty accurate. Fortunately for
53:48 Clav, he was finally moving past the
53:49 need for validation from his fellow
53:51 Looksmaxing selves as he was now
53:53 attempting to ingratiate himself with
53:55 streamers. Once again, the backfire was
53:57 almost instantaneous as this clip of
54:00 Aiden Ross talking about him came out.
54:02 I've never seen someone snort meth ever
54:03 in [music] real life. I literally
54:08 witnessed Clav snort meth. Literally
54:11 witnessed it. And I didn't know how to
54:14 feel. I did not know how to feel. I've
54:17 never seen that ever. [laughter]
54:19 >> Aiden was just one of the many stops on
54:21 his clout train. Next up was Jack
54:23 Doherty and then Sneo, both of whom he
54:25 streamed with. Besides his career
54:26 developments, there were also some new
54:28 things in his personal life. He had
54:30 found himself another girlfriend who
54:32 happened to be 17 years old, which a lot
54:33 of people took issue with. Although, I
54:35 want to say here definitively that given
54:38 he is only 19 himself, dating a
54:39 17-year-old is not really something to
54:41 be concerned with. The more concerning
54:43 part is him injecting fat dissolving
54:45 peptides into her face on live stream.
54:47 Going back to the Looks Max forum, it's
54:48 worth noting that he's mentioned his
54:51 sister, who is just 13 years old by the
54:53 way, multiple times. Over a couple of
54:55 different posts, he wrote this. Imagine
54:57 your sister, who has the same DNA and
54:59 genes as you, will never have to work a
55:00 day in her life, will never understand
55:02 hardship, will have every one of her
55:05 desires fulfilled by cuckled men. Truly
55:08 unreal. My sister was probably.5 psl
55:09 higher than me, which is a good amount,
55:12 but not otherworldly. And her quality of
55:14 life will be inestimably better simply
55:15 because of a simple difference in
55:18 chromosomes. Truly unreal how genetics
55:21 and sexual market value works. So jover
55:22 for me, man. My sister is a chronic
55:24 mouth breather, mostly during sleep, but
55:26 I already see early signs of recession
55:28 and bad development. She's a Floyd, so
55:30 she will have unlimited sexual market
55:32 value regardless. But do I save her from
55:34 descending or does it not benefit me?
55:36 The theory is that her marrying a rich
55:38 Saudi prince or some [ __ ] like that will
55:40 benefit me and allow me to exploit money
55:43 from her. Again, almost everything Odd
55:45 said here could be swept away as a joke,
55:47 but it is very strange to talk about
55:48 your sibling like that to strangers
55:51 online. Regardless, Clav was fully
55:53 cementing his reputation by audibly
55:55 snorting something that is presumably
55:57 coke while on stream. >> Easy.
56:03 Oh, [laughter] buddy, dude.
56:05 dude.
56:07 I [clears throat] think he realized how
56:09 bad this looked. So, right after, he
56:11 made an attempt at expressing regret
56:13 over his drug usage, calling it the
56:15 worst day of his life. You need that
56:16 stuff if you want to do this uh
56:18 consistently. But I don't, bro. I want
56:20 to get off the packet.
56:23 >> I am. I'm It's been 12 I've [music] been
56:26 off for 12 hours, bro. [snorts]
56:27 [snorts] >> Yeah.
56:28 >> Yeah.
56:30 >> The worst day of my life, bro. But given
56:31 that he continued to hang out with the
56:33 [music] same exact people afterwards and
56:35 a clip came out of them talking about
56:37 how they got their stuff from the same
56:39 guy who supplied it to the actual Wolf
56:41 of Wall Street, I doubt he stayed off of
56:43 it for very long. For someone who takes
56:45 so much pride in not living a normie
56:47 life, he's doing exactly the same thing
56:49 is a gaggle of other clout chasing
56:50 streamers [music] with the only
56:52 difference being that he's convinced
56:54 himself that his motives are somehow
56:56 unique. Ultimately, regardless of the
56:58 merits some specific looks maxing
57:00 philosophies may or may not have, I
57:02 don't really need to go out on a limb to
57:04 say that being on drugs all the time and
57:06 doing steroids without lifting is just
57:08 not the way to go. No amount of being
57:11 funny online changes the fact that Clav
57:12 could have had a much happier fulfilled
57:14 life and instead he's wasting the prime
57:16 of it and a huge amount of money on
57:19 plastic surgeries and drugs. With that
57:21 being said, I don't think he's an evil
57:23 person. And despite him having advised
57:25 other people to follow his footsteps as
57:27 if he were a role model, I don't think
57:29 he's intentionally misleading anybody.
57:31 Based on everything I've seen so far, he
57:33 genuinely believes that he is making the
57:34 best decisions. [music]
57:36 It's just that those decisions are
57:38 incredibly stupid. It's worth saying
57:40 that throughout everything, even Clav
57:42 himself admits that ultimately a lot of
57:44 what he's doing will probably have some
57:46 very negative effects on his life. So
57:48 you don't care about maximizing your
57:51 lifespan as much as your dayto-day?
57:53 >> Yeah, I'm not a huge longevity guy. And
57:55 I think his popularity is reflective of
57:57 some broader issues as well. Clav
57:59 himself has stated that he grew up as a
58:01 socially awkward person. He avoided
58:03 speaking to anyone in class. Instead of
58:04 spending his time with friends, he went
58:06 on an obscure forum for improving his
58:09 looks when realistically his looks were
58:10 already fine. He doesn't need to get
58:13 height surgery to go from 6'2 to 6' 6.
58:15 He doesn't need to get his jaw broken
58:17 and spend 6 months healing to be better
58:19 looking. And frankly, his physique is
58:21 not good enough for someone who has been
58:23 taking steroids since before he was old
58:25 enough to drive. There's this idea that
58:26 I've seen in comment sections
58:28 everywhere. How ironic is it that he
58:31 only blew up after he ascended? To me,
58:33 the truth is that he only blew up now
58:35 that he's 19 years old, has been kicked
58:36 out of college, and has the time to
58:39 actually make content. A lot of the
58:40 people claiming he's ascended will show
58:42 before and after pictures, but the
58:45 before is when he was like 13 years old.
58:46 Are we really that surprised that
58:48 someone's appearance changed for the
58:49 better from before when they were in
58:50 high school to when they're supposed to
58:52 be college age? Is that really shocking
58:54 to anyone? And frankly, there are plenty
58:56 of good-looking people on the internet
58:58 who are 19 years old. This is not a
59:00 unique thing. Clab got popular for three
59:03 reasons. One is that he's pretty funny.
59:05 The second reason is the extreme
59:07 measures he's taking, which is shocking
59:08 to anyone who hears about it and they
59:10 feel like they need to hear more. And
59:12 the third reason is that there are a lot
59:13 of other socially awkward kids out there
59:15 who believe that Clav is offering them a
59:17 way out. If you listen to him, all you
59:19 need to do is take 32 different drugs
59:21 you order off the internet and then your
59:22 life will be complete. But the reality
59:25 is that much like Clab's Botox filled
59:27 face, his audience will probably be just
59:29 as fleeting. As the novelty of watching
59:31 someone talk about penis pumps and
59:34 taking math to Lean Max fades away, he's
59:35 either going to need to hard pivot into
59:37 actually talking about something that
59:39 matters, or he's going to fade into
59:41 irrelevance like the rest of the Red
59:42 Pill guys did once their audience has
59:44 realized how full of [ __ ] they were.
59:46 Anyhow, I've been Turkey Tom. Thanks for
59:48 watching and until next time.
59:51 >> You are gay. The sooner you realize
59:53 that, the better. [music]
