0:02 nice i love that guy max is both his
0:05 name and his level of awesomeness yeah
0:07 he's a sweet guy she feels really
0:09 comfortable with them they bonded over
0:12 hockey i guess he has a small penis but
0:14 they want a double date next weekend
0:16 why would you tell me that so you'll
0:18 clear your schedule nope
0:21 the other part oh the small penis thing
0:23 ah stop saying that why do you keep
0:25 saying that you're i don't want to know
0:26 that i'm not gonna be able to look the
0:27 guy in the eye certainly you're not
0:30 gonna be able to call him max that's
0:32 insane i mean just because you know max
0:38 you are kidding me i'm sorry i can't do
0:40 this if it means tearing down the
0:42 arcadian it's an architectural landmark
0:45 new is always better ted that's a rule
0:47 just like bigger is always better
0:49 that's not true
0:52 uh sometimes smaller is better hey look
0:54 how big my cell phone is
0:56 you'll hear people say that
0:58 no you want something compact and
0:59 efficient that fits comfortably in your
1:02 pocket and i think max is just a great guy
1:03 guy
1:06 lily told you i told him what max has a
1:08 small penis yeah
1:10 how can you speak of such things girls
1:13 talk about everything size shape left to
1:15 right leaning orientation length
1:17 resemblance to a historical figure such
1:19 as winston churchill yes that's one of you
1:19 you
1:22 girth grooming oh can you speak of such
1:24 things you're kidding
1:26 barney every time i mention a woman you
1:28 don't know the first thing you say is
1:31 boobs not the complete sentence does she
1:33 have big boobs which also would not be
1:35 great just boobs
1:38 i do not do my friend lori from work
1:40 boobs damn it but
1:42 seriously boobs
1:44 so why is it okay for guys to talk about
1:46 boobs but the moment we bring up a topic
1:49 like max's small penis
1:50 i'm gonna pretend this conversation
1:53 never happened impossible max's penis is
1:55 stuck in my brain like a splinter like a
1:58 splinter cycle i walk into my boss's
2:01 office and suddenly i realize holy crap
2:04 i'm about to quit small penis
2:05 you have a small penis
2:07 oh that's super interesting but you have
2:10 a small penis damn it marshall okay okay
2:12 think of any two words other than small
2:14 or penis
2:17 you got it small penis damn it
2:19 i i think it is so cool that you started
2:21 your own law firm
2:23 wow right now it's a pretty small practice
2:30 bro it's
2:32 really small
2:33 yeah but uh you know what they say the
2:35 important thing is is how you use it you
2:37 know the motion of the ocean that whole
2:38 thing said it's small marshall and
2:40 everybody's fine with that let's just
2:42 move on i'm just saying
2:45 that i bet it's bigger than he thinks
2:48 and thick
2:50 everything about it is tiny the office
2:53 is tiny the conference room is tiny plus
2:56 got a very small staff let's order well
2:57 well
2:59 i know what i'm getting
3:00 the porterhouse
3:03 i've had it here before it is like this
3:05 it's huge
3:07 well spare no expense buddy dinner is on
3:10 me and and get dessert maybe this molten
3:12 chocolate lava cake i just want you to
3:13 be happy
3:14 thanks man
3:28 thanks bro
3:37 damn baby be cool acting like he has six
3:39 months to live it's your fault you
3:42 ladies and your salty sailor talk oh
3:44 come on what about you men in your
3:46 locker room talk locker room talk do you
3:48 want to know what it's like in a men's
3:53 just a bunch of uncomfortable dudes
3:54 trying to get out of there as quickly as possible
3:56 possible
3:58 and one old guy just letting it all hang
4:01 out are you suggesting that guys don't
4:04 talk about sex yes we do but you know
4:08 what we say i hit that i got some i
4:11 tapped it i squeezed those discreet and
4:14 efficient not to mention classy thank
4:16 god that i'm not dating if i thought
4:17 that lily talked in that much detail
4:19 about our sex life i'd probably kill myself
4:26 oh no
4:34 are you sure ah that argument has no
