0:04 welcome to the Easter egg you found it
0:06 congratulations uh I hope we've made it
0:10 difficult for you um basically this is
0:12 no exception uh to the the previous
0:15 Easter eggs yet another comic piece of
0:18 Genius uh basically this is an interview
0:20 with Dominic Monahan and myself he
0:23 interviews me uh I could not see him on
0:24 the day therefore I didn't necessarily
0:26 know it was him uh because I was doing
0:28 the interview via satellite I was in New
0:30 York City while they the past was
0:33 actually in Berlin and so I couldn't see
0:34 him but he could see me they had a
0:37 monitor in Berlin that allowed the
0:38 interviewers to actually see me sitting
0:42 in New York um and he sat down and posed
0:45 as a German interviewer and I uh I
0:48 bought it initially and uh you you kind
0:50 of get the idea it's actually incredibly
0:53 funny uh so I'll let actually Hans
1:01 himself welcome welcome column
1:12 19704 today I will be interviewing
1:15 Elijah Woods Elijah is a incredible
1:18 actor from Los Angeles California born
1:24 in Idaho or is it Iowa not important uh
1:28 he is an actor uh working in the United
1:30 States of America incredible incredible
1:32 actor and
1:35 I have been searching for him all my
1:39 life he has incredible blue eyes and
1:42 this interview has been the most special
1:46 interaction I have had with an actor
1:50 in 17 years so please sit back enjoy
1:55 wear a smoking jacket and a bib
1:58 and take on board the genius that is
2:01 Hans yansen good
2:05 evening hello Mr Woods hello Mr Hans H
2:08 Mr yansen Mr yansen Mr yenson sorry
2:12 hello uh you're having a nice day yes I
2:15 am I I think yes it's it's very early in
2:18 the morning what time is it in
2:21 Australia oh I'm I'm not in Australia in
2:24 New Zealand no I'm in New York New York
2:26 New New
2:28 Amsterdam that's right yeah okay we
2:30 begin now yeah
2:33 y Mr Woods a pleasure to meet you to
2:36 have met you uh thank you you're a big
2:38 fan of Music we here and in Germany we
2:41 have craftwork and also daff punk you
2:45 you know this yes craftwork started the
2:48 electronic music movement and uh daf
2:50 punk are brilliant I love da Punk yes we
2:52 hear you I actually I actually worked
2:55 with Excuse me I interrupt you no I I
2:57 actually worked with Michelle gandre who
3:00 directed um the around the the world
3:03 video for D Punk she yes she is
3:06 fantastic director uh yes he is he yes
3:08 I'm sorry
3:13 uh nervous um excuse me uh so you you DJ
3:16 in uh in in New Zealand Australia
3:18 America you
3:21 enjoy you enjoy music you're you're very
3:23 big fan of Music we hear over in german
3:26 yes I I I love I love music um I have
3:29 done a bit of DJing I I I wouldn't I
3:32 think d purists would probably hate me
3:35 because I only DJ with with CDs um I
3:37 don't I don't know if anybody can hate
3:40 you Mr woods with your your eyes and
3:44 your your your American voice thank you
3:46 um but I haven't really graduated to
3:48 vinyl yet but yeah I've done a fair bit
3:50 of dejing it's uh do you
3:55 scratch no you mix you mix music yes I
4:00 mix Music Live yes so to Faro he on page
4:03 720 of uh Z lot of the Rings there is a
4:06 quote from fro he says in a world filled
4:09 with merth and Magic you lose time in
4:12 yourself you you agree with this
4:14 comment in I will I will repeat it for
4:18 you please in a world you you can hear
4:22 me you can hear me yes yes yep in a
4:25 world filled with MTH and Magic you lose
4:27 time in yourself you agreee with this
4:30 this statement from Frodo
4:35 you lose time within yourself um you
4:37 yeah that's interesting yeah you begin
4:41 to forget yourself I think yes and I
4:43 think that's exactly what froto goes
4:46 through um because ultimately by the end
4:49 of Frodo's Journey he he doesn't have
4:50 it's a bad question it's a bad question
4:52 forget it no no no no it's not a bad
4:54 question forget forget it it's not a bad
4:57 question Sean Aon your Hobbit friend
5:00 quoted as saying you are beautiful man a
5:04 beautiful man you do you uh you have a a
5:08 comment for Sean and also there is a um
5:11 how do I say uh without being rude uh a gay
5:22 funny no you
5:24 agree he says you are beautiful man you
5:27 are you beautiful well yeah there's no
5:30 gay there is no gay connotation to that
5:35 whatever Sean is gay uh no Sean is not
5:41 gay no okay no no no no no no you have
5:44 you have very big eyes very big blue
5:47 eyes do you think this is the reason why
5:49 you are successful and
6:00 blue yes you are famous because of this
6:02 because of your eyes you next the next
6:06 job you do you work on a movie called um
6:10 uh Hooligans about football Hooligans
6:18 balls Mr
6:23 Woods do you play [Laughter]
6:26 [Laughter]
6:30 football this is funny to you I balls
6:33 I'm upsetting you am I upsetting you I I
6:36 don't play football in the photo shoots
6:39 you do with uh vog magazine and
6:42 Cosmopolitan and uh Entertainment Weekly
6:45 Time Magazine you your hair changes
6:49 dramatically uh from short to long do
6:50 you wear
6:53 wigs uh no I do not have you worn
6:57 wigs no I have not will you wear
7:01 wigs maybe when will you wear [Laughter]
7:04 [Laughter]
7:08 wigs Mr Woods I will ask you coming to
7:11 the end of my I must close soon but uh
7:13 yes you must close soon I hear you
7:17 collect sex toys no no you do not
7:20 collect toys all right there is there
7:23 there's got this has to be Mr
7:26 Woods Mr Woods you have sex with a
7:28 German woman called franka patente she
7:30 is famous
7:33 German actress and you you drop her you
7:43 why um it didn't work out unfortunately
7:46 how long were was she your
7:49 wife uh she was never my wife you were
7:53 engaged to her though no you have I was
7:56 no I hear she has small child philipper
8:00 she uh flipper is her name
8:04 oh no you make a you make a movie called
8:07 flipper very famous movie The Dolphin is
8:11 dead did you know this yes uh no I did
8:13 not know that that's terrible died in a car
8:20 accident Elijah I must finish now but I
8:23 must tell you now that it is dumb
8:26 Monahan talking to you brilliant how are
8:29 you mate
8:33 knew it that was brilliant you how are
8:35 you mate I wish I was there I wish I was
8:38 there oh I wish you were here too so
8:39 awesome we filmed it on the DVD so
8:41 you're going to be
8:44 yeah yes I love you brother I'll see you
8:47 soon hey I'll see you in New York oh I
8:48 love you I thank you so much for doing
8:50 that that made my day all right brother
8:52 big kisses bye all right mate happy
8:54 birthday thank you very much see you man
