0:01 everybody knows that every successful
0:05 first date should start with a prank you
0:07 know what when you pick her up and you
0:08 get to the restaurant if there's some
0:13 stairs oops tripped you what no my God
0:14 and then before you sit down at the
0:15 table of course you got to pull the
0:17 chair out from underneath her before she
0:20 sits down what H sure you might break a
0:22 couple bones but at least she knows
0:24 you've got a funny bone that is fully
0:27 intact uhhuh and that's what Travis did
0:29 I guess on his first date he tried to
0:31 play a prank and maybe it didn't work
0:32 out well for him because he's not
0:33 getting a call back what's up Travis how
0:36 are you hey guys oh my God and you still
0:39 think it's funny listen to you laugh oh
0:41 I mean hearing you introduce it that way
0:43 I was like yeah it is a good way to
0:47 start a date so you agree with yeah that
0:50 sent her to the hospital awesome I mean
0:51 if she doesn't laugh at it then she's
0:54 not the one for you right now the prank
0:55 that you described in your email wasn't
0:57 quite as good as the pranks that I
1:00 described but no it wasn't like a full
1:02 contact prank yeah okay that's good
1:04 that's maybe where you went
1:07 wrong maybe all right so tell us about
1:09 your prank before we get into the rest
1:14 of the date uh so I I picked her up and
1:20 uh I drove her to a Taco Bell drive-thru
1:21 oh that's actually kind of funny like
1:23 you made her think that that's where you
1:26 guys were going to dinner yes I I was
1:28 like oh so we're here uh you know pick
1:29 whatever you want oh that's pretty fun
1:32 funny what's her name Heather and did
1:35 she laugh you know it's a little chuckle
1:37 but you know I don't think she thought
1:39 it was as funny as I did I think you
1:41 still think it's
1:43 hilarious I see she didn't get it at
1:45 first oh wait how did you guys meet oh
1:47 I'm dating app oh yeah so she probably
1:49 didn't think it was a joke I mean that's
1:51 the thing the bar is set so low she's
1:53 like another one is that like a
1:55 realistic thing that would happen I feel
1:57 like from the stories we hear of people
1:58 who use Tinder and stuff yeah it
2:00 definitely could be a real thing
2:03 yeah but she was pretty freaked out so
2:05 sense so you did actually take her on a
2:07 real date though yes all right what did
2:09 you guys do oh we just went out for
2:12 drinks and had a nice dinner with
2:14 Italian stuff and I don't know it was
2:16 really great she's she's gorgeous
2:19 honestly like the from her picture I was
2:22 super excited so I got reservations at a
2:25 nice place and we had a good time and I
2:28 paid for everything and actually I like
2:31 to tip big whenever on a date and uh
2:33 what to show off to show that you like
2:36 have enough money or just because yeah
2:38 okay oh you're that guy can you break a
2:41 $100 bill and you like let her know hold
2:43 it over towards her so that she can see
2:46 how much you're writing down again I
2:48 sort of made it out to be like a joke
2:50 but I actually yeah wanted to show her
2:51 well you made it out like a joke so did
2:52 you actually joke with her about the tip
2:55 like yeah she like oh you know got take
2:58 care of my people they take care of me
3:00 you know just how much did you take
3:02 uh it was
3:04 generous well I think it was around like
3:09 60% whoa so more than came through with
3:12 the joke dang well I mean I started off
3:14 going the other way so I had to kind of
3:16 right let her know it's probably only
3:18 good if your waiter's a dude though
3:20 because if it's she might think you're
3:22 hitting on her being like I'm gonna give
3:24 her such a big tip she's always going to
3:27 remember me yeah there's a gray area
3:29 okay well was your waiter a dude yes
3:32 okay Okay cool so wait were you the guy
3:34 on the date I mean it sounds like you're
3:36 kind of a jokester right I like this
3:38 thing I like to have fun is it natural
3:41 or is it pretty put on cuz maybe she got
3:43 tired of it I maybe that's a reason why
3:45 she wasn't calling you
3:48 back maybe there's no like turning
3:50 there's no off switch there's no off
3:52 switch with you all right always on okay
3:53 you could have been yeah how did the
3:56 date end I mean it wasn't the like
3:59 entire outcome that I expected I was
4:02 kind of hoping you know for a kiss or
4:05 something or invite me in or I didn't
4:08 get any of that okay plans I mean did
4:10 you make plans to see each other again I
4:13 mean I tried you know I even called her
4:15 as soon as she shut the door but I
4:17 couldn't really get you called her as
4:19 soon as she shut the door were you
4:21 attempting to be funny with that I just
4:24 you know just like oh afterthought kind
4:27 of thing um kind of played it off that
4:29 way but I didn't really get a chance so
4:32 wait talk her about it she didn't answer
4:35 no o has she answered anything no yeah
4:37 okay well maybe she's playing a prank on
4:39 you yeah prank I don't never want to see
4:42 you again call I mean if that's what
4:46 she's doing it's pretty funny yeah it is
4:48 except she never calls you back gotcha
4:51 yeah I mean that wouldn't be good but I
4:55 mean if she's really kind of that way I
4:58 I respect it I like her even more all
5:00 right well well play a song and then
5:02 come back and get your second date
5:06 update all right okay all right man hang
5:10 on hello hi is this Heather this is her
5:12 hey Heather how are you this is jubble
5:14 from Brook and jubble in the
5:18 morning uh I'm well who are you again
5:20 jubel from Brook and jubble in the
5:22 morning it's a radio
5:26 show okay and what are you calling about
5:28 well I'm calling you today because one
5:30 of our listeners actually sent say an
5:33 email wanting to get a hold of you I can
5:35 you hold on for a second I'm on the
5:38 toilet sure that is maybe the most
5:40 honest response you've ever gotten to
5:42 that information okay then sorry for the
5:44 bad timing
5:48 uh yeah hold on okay I'm good so what's
5:51 going on um well I I just want to make
5:53 sure everything's cool over there yeah
5:55 you good yeah yeah we're I'm good I'm
5:57 good all right one of our listeners sent
5:59 us an email because you went on a date
6:00 with them and now you won't call them
6:02 back so they thought maybe we could help
6:05 figure out why oh it's called the second
6:06 date update that's where if you go out
6:08 on a date with somebody and then end up
6:10 blowing them off they can email us to
6:11 get you on the phone and see if we can
6:13 figure out what happened you know since
6:15 you won't talk to them is his name
6:19 Travis yes yeah it is Travis yeah Travis
6:21 just doesn't quit does he kind of a
6:23 cooky guy who is always on that's how he
6:26 described himself at least um I mean I
6:28 didn't see it as that but maybe he would
6:30 describe himself that way how would how
6:33 would you see him then oh my goodness he
6:36 was just sort of obnoxious and
6:38 pretentious and a little bit like
6:41 controlling I don't know pretentious
6:43 pretty terrible pretentious and
6:45 controlling I didn't get that from him
6:46 well you weren't the one on the date
6:49 with him like I was yeah not yet true
6:51 not yet not yet right I don't know he
6:52 sounded nice to me we talked to him
6:54 about your date and he thought you guys
7:00 had fun oh my gosh is he like delusional
7:02 I mean apparently he is because honestly
7:04 when we asked him like well why wouldn't
7:06 she be calling you back he was totally
7:08 clueless well did he tell you about his
7:11 precious car his Tesla that he just got
7:14 oh no he's a Tesla guy he didn't tell
7:16 you about it like that's all he talked
7:19 about the whole night really really so
7:22 is he just obsessed with his Tesla yes
7:23 he wouldn't stop talking about it
7:25 showing me all the features and how cool
7:27 it is and I'm like okay I get it like
7:28 you got a new car you know you're
7:30 excited about about it I was going to
7:31 give him the benefit of the doubt at
7:33 first because you know if I get a new
7:35 car I'd probably be happy about it too
7:36 yeah and those are cool cars not a lot
7:38 of people get to go in them right so it
7:40 was nice to get to ride a one I guess
7:43 yeah but then we get to the restaurant
7:45 and he's still just concerned about his
7:48 car like I was picking out things I
7:50 wanted to order because he was asking me
7:51 well what are you going to get what do
7:52 you think about getting and at first I
7:55 wanted the margarita pizza and he was
7:57 like no no you'll get stuff all over
7:59 your hands and it could get in my car
8:00 why don't you
8:03 use a fork don't get finger food you may
8:07 ruin the Tesla yeah like I don't know
8:08 how I'm going to get food from the
8:10 restaurant into your car it's not like
8:12 we're eating in your car but that would
8:13 make me want to order the margarita
8:16 pizza then i' be like oh really well I'm
8:18 gonna order it yeah I almost did because
8:20 then every suggestion I made after that
8:22 he kept like vetoing it he didn't want
8:25 me to get the the lobster Linguini cuz
8:26 he was like oh that's really
8:28 greasy where you're going to grease up
8:30 the seats in his Tes because you get
8:32 some sort of greasy food well not just
8:34 that but he thought that the smell of
8:36 the lobster would somehow get into the
8:38 leather seats of his car and that his
8:40 car smell like lobster do you think
8:42 you're going to take a bath in Lobster
8:45 instead of just EA I don't know I guess
8:46 oh my God and why is this guy even
8:47 dating it sounds like he's in love with
8:50 his car and no one will ever match it
8:51 right he didn't even want garlic bread
8:53 like he sent the garlic bread back
8:55 because it was too
8:58 buttery man so basically this dude
9:00 should not be doing anything because it
9:04 could possibly maybe ruin his Tesla yeah
9:06 it it was it was really weird and really
9:08 controlling too I'm like you can't just
9:10 tell me what I can eat and what I can't
9:12 eat like I was really put off and I was
9:13 like I just want the date to be over at
9:14 this point would the date have gotten
9:16 better if he let you order whatever you
9:17 want and then called you an Uber so you
9:20 didn't stink up his seats oh that would
9:22 have been terrible too look yeah look at
9:25 you finding a solution to make everybody happy
9:25 happy
9:28 ju all right date's done I'll meet you
9:29 somewhere else just you got to get Uber
9:31 can't drive my car anymore cuz you
9:33 ordered the lobster all right garlic
9:37 breath it was literally the worst date
9:43 ever ever wow ever how is how is that
9:46 possible who's that well Heather that's
9:47 Travis he's actually on the other line
9:48 listening and apparently couldn't wait
9:51 to talk to you oh my god he's on the he
9:55 heard the whole thing yeah I heard
9:57 everything well I guess now you know why
10:00 I haven't called you back yeah Heather
10:02 I'll have you know that the Tesla it's
10:05 like it's the most technologically
10:07 advanced car that's even being made like
10:10 oh my go people wait people wait for
10:12 years to get their Tesla like they
10:15 pre-order them yeah but why I get that
10:17 but like why do you have to control what
10:19 I eat because you're that concerned I
10:21 mean it's not just that I was
10:22 controlling what you eat I was
10:26 controlling what I eat too like any food
10:27 any of the
10:32 Foody things greasy chocolate no coffee
10:34 nothing that can make some kind of stain
10:38 does not get to go in my Tesla oh my God
10:40 so you don't bring the food into the car
10:41 but you could eat it in a
10:44 restaurant you got to really wash up
10:47 good you know TR are you are you
10:49 listening to what she's saying I mean at
10:50 first you went from like the guy who
10:52 can't stop bragging about his car and
10:53 then you went to the guy who's like
10:56 weirdly controlling about his vehicle
10:58 honestly you sound like someone that
11:01 doesn't own 100 $20,000
11:03 car you're very right when you have a
11:06 Toyota Corolla you're not complaining
11:08 about people eating it but you know when
11:11 you have a beautiful Tesla like I do
11:13 it's it's a different story I mean
11:17 you're crazy you made me wash my hands
11:19 twice to make sure that I was clean
11:23 enough to enter your car I mean listen I
11:26 picked you up I paid for everything I
11:29 tipped pretty generously and I think you
11:32 know using a couple wet naps before and
11:35 after dinner like that's not a big ask
11:36 so wait you're saying that she owes you
11:38 the handwashing because you paid for
11:42 everything did I mention my car cost
11:45 $120,000 what no I don't I don't think
11:47 you said that
11:49 Travis that's like that's like a beach
11:52 cottage yeah I guess well yeah I guess I
11:55 would be like a beach cottage somewhere
11:57 or a mansion in Detroit I don't know
12:00 that's a lot of money though I age it's
12:02 a lot of money but I don't think you're
12:02 going to have a lot of people that want
12:04 to ride in your car if they can't do
12:06 anything I mean it's simple you just you
12:08 know you clean up you don't make sure
12:10 nothing smells make sure you didn't eat
12:13 anything that smells you know you wash
12:15 your hand I mean it's a very expensive
12:18 car yeah we got that dude not only are
12:19 you not going to want to have people
12:20 ride it you're not going to have anyone
12:22 that wants to date you because you
12:24 that's all you talk about is how much
12:27 money you paid for a damn car I it's not
12:29 a matter of money it's a matter of
12:32 respect and if you respected me or this
12:34 beautiful machine you wouldn't bring
12:37 your Filthy Hands in there that's all
12:39 Filthy Hands Travis you made me eat a
12:42 salad like with a fork light dressing
12:44 there's no way I was getting anything
12:47 filthy into your car you're just being
12:49 super paranoid and crazy well
12:52 vinegarette is pretty tough to get out
12:54 that's all I'm saying all right oh my
12:58 God drop it there's not one apology from
12:59 Travis Heather would you like to go out
13:02 with Travis again on a second date we no
13:05 absolutely are you sure cuz we'll pay
13:08 for it I'm positive no please don't
13:11 waste your money sorry Travis no second
13:14 date yeah listen Heather this is your
13:17 loss I liked you I had them call you I
13:19 called the radio and had them get in
13:21 touch with you because I really wanted
13:24 to hear from you again you know what you
13:27 blew it cuz you could have had a chance
13:29 to ride my car anytime you want
13:31 well the ship has
13:33 sailed you know what I think I'm gonna
13:36 be just fine
13:39 not think that's all cleared up and um
13:41 thank you guys for actually having me on
13:44 the radio so that he knows now why I'm
13:45 not going to call him back and he could
13:48 stop trying okay well stay strong don't
13:50 have any regrets hey maybe I'll see you
