0:11 um okay all right welcome back to this
0:15 lowkey uh just really low energy chill
0:17 day of game GRS it's just fucking Buck
0:20 Wild Madness dude um what about sweet
0:21 sweet Kingdom I really like that stage
0:24 okay done oo we're playing we're playing
0:25 the shine thing cuz that's Dan's
0:26 favorite and it's starting to be my
0:28 favorite dude how could it not be it's
0:34 Madness yes indeed I mean that's what
0:36 Mario Kart that's what Drew people to
0:38 Mario Kart in the first place right like
0:42 it's toe curling insanity and like every
0:44 muscle in your body is tens his shit oh
0:47 yeah yeah man I mean the first one
0:50 definitely wasn't this this high energy
0:52 at all but what the first the first
0:55 Mario Kart for Super Nintendo oh yeah
0:58 wow just ran straight into me huh I'll
1:00 take it I'll take it you you know what
1:04 fine who I don't mind I keep knocking
1:06 other people out like I don't want to
1:09 waste my abilities on these other people
1:11 God damn it dude you're fucking you're
1:13 going to win like straight away oh
1:16 God it's very hard to win fuck you shy
1:17 guy fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you yes
1:20 yes
1:22 yes oh Victory Is My Oh
1:24 Oh
1:27 Isabelle Isabelle you silly goose
1:31 Isabelle an instrument ah
1:34 nice yes I just like fucking plowed a
1:37 path but somebody else got it so fuck it
1:40 doesn't matter damn I just pulled a
1:44 crazy IV in dude oh come here come
1:46 here who's got it who's got it Bowser
1:49 the bow bow Bowser has the entire Mario
1:51 World on his
1:54 tail that was oh you fucking piece of
1:56 shit Bowser you got in the way linkx got
1:59 it right now the hero of Hyrule more
2:02 like the hero of a yly rule wow I'm sure
2:04 that's really that was a hell of a burn
2:09 done got it boom I'm outie ah shit
2:10 already lost
2:13 it damn dude this stage is merciless
2:15 yeah it's it cuz especially cuz it
2:17 doesn't like the timer doesn't start
2:20 until you've had it for like a second so
2:22 like yeah you can catch it and lose it
2:26 like R quick damn fucking Isabelle dude
2:27 she kills
2:31 it I'm trying to slow her down right now
2:33 for everyone else's
2:36 sake it like behooves people to like
2:38 steal it and not get it you know yeah
2:41 totally it just like draws out the round
2:45 oh my God oh my God everyone stop
2:50 Jesus yeah it's like it's total I mean
2:52 cuz it's like focusing everybody on one
2:55 point I know it's so nuts especially in
2:57 a thing like this where it's like open
3:00 world kind of oh God I just three turtle
3:03 shells knocked away from me yes yes it's
3:06 mine yes the shine is mine the shine is
3:08 mine the shine is mine the shine doesn't
3:10 this feel like amazing frog this is the
3:12 first time I've felt this in a long time
3:15 shit no die
3:19 die fuck you Bowser yes no it wasn't me
3:21 that got it it was
3:25 toad such a fool he was for now I am
3:28 after him and his sweet nectar that is
3:31 the shine come damnn my shitty fucking
3:35 spongy ass tires come thither my
3:37 friend I'm going to fucking cut these
3:40 motherfuckers off at the past dude a no
3:50 turning nice got got her got her come
3:52 get the shine my
3:55 friends I am an instrument of
3:58 chaos I do not care who wins or who
4:00 loses I only want d
4:07 suffering Come to Me Come To Butthead
4:08 Link's going to win dude dude link is
4:10 totally going to
4:13 win this fucker this fucker is dead this
4:17 fucker is dead damn it I fucking drove
4:19 right by him I did too because of my
4:21 fucking gooey boo in oh my God he's so
4:24 good he's so he like threads the needle
4:25 dude yeah he was incredible that was
4:27 insane you see how he drifted and shit
4:29 that was out that was an outstanding job
4:31 oh my God link is killing it right now
4:34 all right all right next round fuck you
4:38 link we got to like Focus link oh
4:40 yeah we got to immediately do that thing
4:42 where we like Drive in front of him at
4:45 the start and stop so that he like he
4:49 gets trapped yes that's a gangster move
4:51 it's a it's a Speed Racer move man
4:52 absolutely that's what happens like
4:54 right at the beginning of of the Grand
4:56 Prix somebody like pulls in front of him
4:57 and then another guy like comes in from
4:59 behind to like smash his car first of
5:03 all it's PR out Grand Pricks secondly
5:05 let's do that exact thing you just said
5:07 final round holy
5:10 shit shine Thief baby this is for the
5:12 whole bag of monkeys that's not fair
5:14 we're like those guys aren't even close
5:15 to the
5:17 shine got
5:22 it oh God no got it holy shit yes it is
5:24 my destiny what are the feathers to be
5:27 the shine keeper fuck it just makes you
5:30 uh go fast for a sec and jump so it's
5:34 more of a defensive Jeepers Creepers
5:36 ability where is it where is it where is
5:38 it fucking I've had the sh twice and I
5:40 think I knocked 1 second off my time
5:42 since this is a Splatoon level I just
5:44 keep thinking I can go up walls but I
5:48 cannot shit son of a bitch y son of a
5:50 fucking bitch who's got it God I don't
5:52 even I don't even know where the fuck
5:55 it's me baby the thing is like I know
5:58 this level but I don't cuz it's all
6:00 changed oh
6:03 fuck as soon as I get the sh the shine I
6:05 immediately like whatever I get out of
6:07 the boxes I immediately just Chuck it
6:10 behind me like fuck you oh wow no it is
6:11 really similar to the real level
6:16 actually it's just like wider oh oh I
6:18 exploded oh shit oh shit I passed right
6:20 by it damn
6:22 it I am such a
6:26 fool yay you got it you got it dude
6:29 you're at 15 already oh yeah but I can't
6:31 it's imposs possible to hold on
6:34 to it's like the prettiest girl at the
6:36 ball yeah the moment I like K turn
6:38 around to get to it somebody else is
6:41 grab gone that shit's gone yes yes no no
6:45 no no damn it this fucking fucking link
6:48 yeah it's God damn it l yeah it figures
6:51 right this fucking guy inredible I've
6:57 before there he goes there he goes there
6:59 he goes there he goes everyone's hot on
7:00 his t
7:02 ah Daisy's got
7:06 it that's fine hi I'm
7:09 Daisy Oh no I got Inked was that you no
7:11 I got ink too do you think it was me I'm
7:13 covered in ink I don't know I didn't
7:14 look at your screen I'm not a screen
7:17 looker yeah how could you not see it cuz
7:18 I don't look at screens but we're on the
7:20 same TV I don't look at screens all
7:24 right I a very narrow
7:28 Vision you fucking Daisy piece of shit I
7:30 can't do anything da crushing I know I'm
7:32 on our tail but I don't have any weapons
7:33 oh she super got it she stealing them
7:35 dude she super got
7:38 it shit shit shit shit no she didn't do
7:40 it Red Shell Red Shell Red Shell fuck
7:45 you Daisy fuck you fucking piece of shit
7:48 Daisy bullshit ass she didn't get first
7:49 though she's like way down there still
7:52 seventh place we took two out of the top
7:55 three spots that's yeah that's fine
7:56 that's fine all right we got to do one
7:59 more cuz we we're we're left in an
8:00 awkward time we can't end the episode
8:03 now a shit well okay got to keep rolling
8:05 with it well you and I did great you did
8:07 better than I did so congratulations
8:09 thank you um you're a master you're
8:12 amazing thank you um oh my God you guys
8:15 are amazing oh my God you are
8:17 amazing oh my God you're the worst I
8:20 love you oh my God I hate you I love
8:23 you oh my God you're the best I hate [Laughter]
8:27 [Laughter]
8:31 you um fucking classic Peach dude sexy
8:36 chick girl yeah Rosalina let's go done
8:38 done easy I love the shoe man the shoe's
8:40 my favorite is it little bit I haven't
8:44 been able to quite tell what's what's
8:46 making a difference let's see let's do
8:47 balloon battle now that you've got a
8:49 handle on it and so do I actually I
8:51 don't know why I'm putting you in the
8:53 hot seat okay wait you know what battle
8:54 Stadium's tough now that you aren't as
8:56 terrible as you
9:00 were I uh I'll Adit I uh I didn't really
9:02 didn't really have my bearings butth now
9:05 I do yeah yeah this game takes a a hot
9:08 minute to get the hag off even though
9:11 this is the eighth installment how long
9:16 is a hot minute UH 60 seconds but like
9:23 yeah here we go bitch here we go bitch
9:25 you're behind me that's fucking bullshit
9:26 oh come
9:29 on yeah I'm going turn I'm going to fake
9:32 everyone out dude I just oh my God oh my
9:35 God oh my God stop it oh my God I hate
9:37 you oh my God you're the best I love you
9:39 I hate
9:43 you oh my God you're great I hate it oh
9:46 my God you're the worst I love
9:48 you you're really you're really going
9:50 all in on it with because you guys the
9:54 shit in your nose yeah yeah it's perfect
9:56 oh my God I hate oh my God you're the
9:59 best I hate you you're amazing I hate you
10:00 you
10:03 fuck I can't fucking green shells are so
10:05 tough to aim dude but it always feels so
10:07 great when you actually do hit a green
10:10 shell I'm just leaving nanners you can
10:12 slip on your own naners right yes
10:14 absolutely okay that's dangerous yeah so
10:16 you don't want to be too clever about it
10:18 or else you'll forget oh believe me I'm
10:20 not clever about it at all I'm just
10:22 dropping nanners everywhere with no
10:24 regard for human life
10:26 life
10:28 uh well that's sort of the point isn't it
10:30 it
10:33 God I can't find anybody
10:35 anybody
10:39 whoa oh my God somebody stole my goddamn
10:42 balloon and I am cross I am I I severely
10:44 cross I like the characters just like
10:48 cheering like from their
10:50 houses damn I am getting fucked right
10:53 now I am just getting fucked up the anus
10:55 just get fucked tonight just straight Bobby
10:56 Bobby
11:00 fucked woo I don't know who Bobby is but
11:03 but congratulations to him fucking me
11:04 for the
11:06 sexing oh I'm so drifting right now I'm
11:12 so drifting woo boom bitch gotcha you
11:14 fuck I can't find anybody
11:16 anybody
11:21 hey I've interacted with no people this
11:24 round I I I believe in you dude oh there
11:26 there was something found myself a
11:28 turtle shell that I crashed into there's
11:30 another there's some more people there's
11:33 some people oh shit I just got fucking
11:36 tanked bro okay so if you if you hurt
11:39 other people's balloons you get part you
11:42 get one added to your balloon stock so
11:43 that's what that's what helps you to come
11:45 come
11:47 back so you can get more balloons you
11:50 see what I'm saying I see what you're
11:52 saying so if you hit somebody's balloons
11:54 then you get a balloon not on you at
11:55 that moment but if you
11:58 respond it takes a Ballo from that stock
12:00 damn it
12:01 fuck you Donkey
12:05 Kong fucking Donkey Kong fuck you Kong Donkey
12:07 Donkey
12:10 Kong oh my god oh dude did you see that
12:12 shit I did not there was a boomerang
12:13 coming at me and I destroyed it with
12:16 another Boomerang it's incredible that
12:18 sounds pretty
12:20 extreme uh I'm actually quite jealous of
12:23 your of your extremities toad well not
12:25 the first time or the last time you'll
12:29 say that oof oof I am way low down there
12:31 oh baby you end with four let's do one
12:34 last episode of this I'm having the time
12:36 of a fucking life want to do a real race
12:40 yeah sure real grand Pricks let's do it it's
12:48 perfect are you sure you want to quit my
12:49 name is
