0:26 studies predict that if women stopped
0:30 buying cosmetic products and services
0:32 every economy in the world would collapse
0:34 collapse
0:36 overnight this is a
0:40 call to collapse the economy let's cover
0:43 our scented tampons in Hairspray light
0:45 them on fire and throw them at
0:47 maybelline's headquarters let's take all
0:49 our leftover lotions and soaps and make
0:52 the world's largest slip and slide down
0:54 Capital Hill Weight Watchers will have a
0:57 whole new meaning like just wait and
1:01 watch as I burn this [ __ ] down
1:04 W imagine what could we do with all
1:07 these spanks probably make some sort of
1:09 catapult and launch our skin softening
1:12 bath bombs into enemy territory
1:15 Victoria's Secret is that she's going
1:19 out of business I have picked at my body
1:21 like a scout I have squeezed at my face
1:23 in the mirror until no more me could
1:26 come out of me I changed my outfit nine
1:30 times before I got here oh you thought
1:33 we were going to stop at Burning bro
1:34 well then you shouldn't have given us so
1:37 much flammable
1:41 [ __ ] tampons pads even you Diva cups
1:43 will be a thing of the past tonight we
1:46 paint the town
1:50 red I'm not bleaching my [ __ ]
1:54 n I'll bleach you
1:56 [ __ ] are you going to put those fake
1:58 eyelashes on for me no then I don't
2:01 [ __ ] want them does that shampoo also
2:03 come with the Photoshop you used on the
2:05 model no then I don't [ __ ] want it
2:08 [ __ ] you sumers Z I'd rather my vagina
2:10 not smell like Island Splash or a delicate
2:13 delicate Blossom
2:14 Blossom
2:17 because what the [ __ ] does that even
2:20 smell like that's not even a real scent
2:28 enough let's throw out our razors and
2:31 grow our hair as long as Rivers how
2:33 beautiful it will be to take the money I
2:35 spent to be pretty for you make my hair
2:38 soft for you my nails like candy for you
2:40 give myself skin cancer for you go under
2:43 the night for you and stop giving the 76
2:46 cents back there were days I spent hours
2:48 crying in the dressing room days I
2:49 didn't leave the house in case someone
2:51 had a camera for fear of becoming
2:53 another before picture so thank you
2:55 Cosmo for giving me
2:58 472 more beauty tips to completely
3:00 ignore thank you for all the left over
3:02 lipstick to right I am Flawless on the
3:03 wall thank you for the cover The
3:07 Vanishing Cream thank you for making us
3:12 invisible that way you'll never see us [Applause]
3:15 [Applause] [Music]
3:24 [Music] coming
