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You look like Lego piece 28125.
Hi guys, can we see what this guy's
saying? He said you look like Lego piece 28125.
28125.
Hi guys, pull that up. What does that
You look like silver surfer.
You look breathable.
Jinxy, you're looking quite petite
today. Um, what does that even mean?
I look quite petite today. What does
that mean, bro?
Are you saying you want to crack me?
Like, just come out and say it. Are you
That's what it looked like. So, here.
Cool. What we're going to do, we're
going to scroll up to his message. We're
going to find his message. It's not an
art. It's not an art.
Okay, I might have lost his message. I'm
not going to lie. I might have There he
is. The anti-Zen
Cool. Get him out. Yep. Get him out. Hi
guys. What is this, bro? What is this?
What is this?
Twitch tweeted this. The official
Twitch, dude.
Rocket League got a jinxy boost. >> Fine.
>> Fine.
>> Wait, when did I start playing chat?
No, January.
>> I'll do it myself.
>> Let me lock in.
Get this game. It's game time. You
>> got to wake up, Jinxy. Keep your eye on
the ball.
>> It's over.
>> Sweet mother of pearl.
>> Rocket League. >> Fun.
>> Fun.
>> W Twitch, bro. W Twitch, dude. W Twitch,
bro. Moged. What do you mean moged?
Whoa. Whoa. Who got mugged? What is GD
GD awards. What the [ __ ] is that mean?
Shando with the five gifted W. Shando.
Tell us your wish.
What does that even mean? Tell us your
wish. Tweedle D. Tweedle dumb. David
laid. You look like Vern. Revive FIFA.
Goddamn ugly. Make what? Kingpin looking ass.
Marlin can't save this. All right, chat.
Deadlock. Let's go. Look, I'm not a
[ __ ] Y'all know the rules. Y'all know
the rules, bro.
Wait, I got nominated for a Geometry
Dash Award. Say you swear to God. You
look like a unclipped toenail.
Hi, Vice. Pull it up GD award so I can
see what they're saying. What are they
talking about, chat? But what Geometry
Dash award could I have possibly been
nominated for?
That's what I don't understand,
guys. What could I have possibly been
nominated for?
You look like you went to Little St.
James. You look like Pitbull. React to
clips, you fat lard. I will. I will.
You look like Jordan Walsh. Who the [ __ ]
is Jordan [ __ ] Walsh? Who the [ __ ] is
Are y'all dead ass, bro?
Chat, I mean, come on, bro. I I don't
look like Jordan Wall,
You guys are just saying anyone who's bald.
bald.
You guys are just saying, "Oh, wait. He
has no eyebrows."
Whoa. What is this? The Geometry Dash
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. What?
Wait, what?
Oh my god.
Wait. I want to go to the start. I'm
going to go to start. Bro, RobTop made
>> Who's this?
Someone go ahead and clip that and send
>> This would happen to me. Literally, who
else would it happen to? Okay,
I have one. Fantastic.
>> Go. Wait. I'm going to do my camera. I'm
My glorious king like dude
>> what refresh rate is
>> oh like hertz oh this is what our stream
>> by the way 120 and 240
y'all could say y'all could tell the
difference not a single person in here
if I was to blindly show you a monitor
with 120 and show you one with 240
You would just be guessing. Not a Y'all
cannot tell the difference between 121,
>> Chad. You know what I'm saying?
You literally can't. No, you can. No,
you can't. No, you can't. It's all just
um placebo, bro. It's placebo.
>> That's all it is. Bringing rage into my
Yeah, bro. That is the sest geomet
player, bro. That's why what I'm doing
with deadlocked is very healthy. It's
very attainable. Every day I get on
deadlocked and I'm not allowed to get
off until I get a new best. Even if it's
1% improvement, 5% improvement. I'm not
sitting there for 18 hours losing my
mind. That's what That's why I have a
>> doggy.
>> I'm going to die.
>> He's so locked in, bro. He's so That's
55 55.
No, I Okay, thank God he cut that out.
Oh my god, the real ones know what
events preceded that. Yo, W Rob Raptop,
bro, we got a nomination in the Geometry
Dash Awards 2025. When does this get announced?
announced? Wow.
Check best video. Best video.
right here.
>> Oh my
bro. That's amazing. Wait, are you happy
or sad?
Bro,
dude, we got we got nominated for two awards.
awards.
What video did I make? I don't even remember.
remember.
I really don't remember, dude.
With an area move trigger. So, I just
make them move up with a bunch of
variation. I know you can make
equalizers with area move, but I've
never done it. Oh. Oh, absolutely not.
That looks
>> as it was intended by actually beating
it. I've been avoiding it until now, not
because of the intense straight fly or
tight wave gameplay, but because of
something far more sinister. An
asymmetrical duel player and more like
the smartest player or something. I
don't know. You like memory? You beaten limbo.
limbo.
>> I did this one. This one. This one.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got Wait, what?
You got Wait, actually, dude, I beat
Limbo. Yo, you finally reach this door
which will take you to some sort of like
electrical generator area. I'm not
really sure what to call it, but you're
Okay, so we're in Bro, we're in two of
these awards. I mean, this one is doggy,
but I'm still featured in it. Bro, I was
going to say cuz I don't know what
video. Chad, that is so sick, dude. That
is so nice. W Rob top, man. Oh my god. W
Am I actually muted? Wait, I'm actually muted.
muted.
Muted. Muted. Muted. Muted. Muted.
Muted.
Mut. Oh, my mic's moving. I mean, what's
the point? Legitimately, what is the
point? What is the [ __ ] point? Legitimately.
All right, let's go. Deadlocked. Hey, no
more [ __ ] around. Let's start the
stream. All right. All right. No more
[ __ ] around. Let's go.
Y'all know the rules. We don't get off
deadlocked every day until we get a new
every day. We're going to be on
deadlocked at the start of every stream.
And we don't get off until we get a new
batch. Period. End of story. No excuses.
I got to beat this level.
Our current record is 70%.
My mouse pad's not properly synchronized
with my desk. Not a big deal. Not a big
That wave part is no joke.
Oh my god. I was actually cooking for a
I don't know. This level's pretty tricky.
tricky.
I don't know. This level's pretty
Sweet mother of Neptune. No, I can't get
I had the audacity to say first try. I
Oh my god. This This level is so hard.
All I got to do is just release there.
But I'm holding cuz I'm a [ __ ] idiot.
All I got to do at 60% is release. I
See, the problem is it's not really that
it's not even so much that level 16 or
sex [ __ ] [ __ ] stutter.
It's not so much that 16% is hard. It's
like 13% is so much harder. So, you
I'm about to literally shove a pencil up
Holy mother of god. 13% 14% and 15%. I
said it might actually be the hardest
part of this level. I mean I'm not even
trolling. Maybe it's just recency violence.
I'm about to literally throw up on my
[ __ ] desk, dude. I'm about to [ __ ]
Is that good, bad, or normal?
Good, bad, or normal? What do y'all
think, bro? Shut up with that Johnny
Sims [ __ ] Shut the [ __ ] up.
I clicked on a jinxy stream. Why is
there a scrotum on my screen?
You look like Johnny Sins. Can you
revive my sex life?
Brother, what do you think? How do you
want me to uh
how exactly do you plan on having me
revive your sex life? No, seriously, I'm
legitimately curious. How am I supposed
to revive your sex life? I can't even
We're not getting off till 18%.
It might take 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 27
I mean, this is the hardest level I'
ever created. I mean I mean have Zoink
How am I dying on the orbs? I I never
died on the orbs before. How about I
Oh my god, I had it. If I just [ __ ]
That was it. That was it right there.
I'm heating up now. Now I'm heating up.
Now I'm heating up. Now I'm heating up.
Hey, hey, hey.
If I beat Deadlock, I will finally get
the HUD. Finally. If I If I beat
Deadlock, I will finally get the HUD. Literally.
It's the hardest RobTop level ever created.
All right. Did I like immediately lose
That was it. Oh my god.
[ __ ] We're almost there. Okay. When I
reach 70%, do I go up or down in that
[ __ ] part? You know the floating smiley
face? Do I go up or down on the smoting
floating spider vase? Up.
Why are half of the people saying up and
half saying down? You guys are unbearable.
unbearable.
Why are half saying up and half?
I just need to see if he goes up or down.
Whoa, he did that wave part different.
He came in from below. That might be smart.
Up. So, here's what we're going to do.
Up. Here's what we're going to do. Hi,
Vice. Go in the chat.
Hi guys. Go in the chat, find the chat
logs of everyone who sat down and
So it's up, down, up.
Up, down, up, down. Got it. Literally
just like jerking off. Up, down, up,
I mean, if I beat Deadlock, like that's
so much aura. Like, that's like it's so
You got to go up, Jinx. What is that?
What am I doing? That would have been
it. That would have been the new best
right there. That would have been the
I had it. I had it. All I got to do is
Just one tap too much.
One tap too much gets you killed in this
game. In this godforsaken game.
Why does anyone play this?
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
I turned up one tick too early. That's
got to be a [ __ ] joke. I went up one
I got to go up.
I'm so [ __ ] bad.
I just got to go up there and I'm there.
We did it.
1% closer. That means if we keep on this pace,
pace,
Send that a clip.
We did our mission, bro. We got We got a
new best. That's all we're doing. A new
I'm sorry. All right. 82 days to go,
guys. For real. 82 days to go. You're
scary when you're bald. Uh, I'm not
trying to be scary. Like, brother, it's
just my hair, dude. We got to let it go.
You look like an egg. Thank you. Uh,
Juan, appreciate it, bro. Yo, Juan, how
would you like to get permanently
[ __ ] banned, dude?
How would you like to get permanently
You're so cute, Jinxy. I love you.
Thank you, Pepsi. Let's get to the W
Pepsi in the chat, y'all.
Chad, I hope everybody's having a glor
glorious, beautiful day. Hi Vice, can
you pull up the bracket on my tab? I'll
put it up in a sec after the clips. Chat,
Chat,
I'm going to take a swig of water. I
might do a quick little goon break. When
I get back, we're doing clips. Actually,
I might even do a goon break. You got
Yeah. Can you put it up the bracket I
made? No rush. No rush. Ramy thinking
I'm gifted.
Oh, Chad, today's Valentine's Day, by
the way. Today's Valentine's Day, by the
way. Happy Valentine's to y'all.
Chad, happy Valentine's to y'all. Happy
Valentine's. Hey, happy Valentine's, guys.
guys.
Whoa, why are you guys doing sad faces, bro?
bro?
Okay, chat, be honest. Who does and who
does and does not have a Valentine's?
Who does and does not have a
Valentine's? First clip of the day
coming in from Kris.
I don't. Oh, Chad, don't be sad, guys.
Chad, it's okay if you don't have a
Valentine's. You guys have me.
Wait, as uh as I didn't mean Okay, I did
not mean it in that. You know what I'm
Okay, this is console Valerin. It
appears you guys are losing six to zero.
So, I'm not sure what the clip is. Is it
See, bro, stop. I don't understand what
Veran is, brother. It's basically just
CS GO, but then it's like also trying to
be an anime, bro. But to be fair,
though, there's probably a lot of e-
kittens on Valerant. That could be a
good uh Valentine's Day segment. Have us
>> Look. And then there's a drone flying.
Like what is this game?
>> Spike down. A
>> Whoa. What is that knife? Is that knife
good or bad? Chad,
>> I got enemies mid.
>> Last player standing.
>> Bro, you know what I don't like about
Valerant and CS GO? I like games where
you can scope in. Chad, maybe I'm a
maybe I'm a old head. But dude, I like
>> wait. You can scope in in Valerant since when?
when?
Fake plant. That's You learned that from
siege. He learned that from siege, dude.
>> One enemy remaining dead. My alt's ready.
When I want something.
>> Whoa. How did he do that? Like it looked
like he was gooning. How did he do that?
Krisix, great clip, my boy. Krisix,
great clip. You can aim in, but it's bad.
bad.
Uh, Chris, I don't look anything like
this psychopath girl. Bro, Chris, I
don't look anything like this girl. Shut up.
up.
I don't look anything like that girl,
What in God?
What language is this? Present peromant pres.
>> Whoa. How's he allowed to have a gun?
Where did he get the gun from?
Bro, isn't it supposed to be Mortal
Kombat? Why is this guy allowed to have
Oh my god,
Wait, we might have just got banned on Twitch.
Twitch.
Nah, there's no way. No way we got
banned because it was gory, chat. But
then again, aren't there literally
Mortal Kombat streamers?
See, now that's a game I gotta download.
Chat, what's the best Mortal Kombat to
download? I'll download. Y'all know I
don't give a [ __ ] That game looks good,
bro. Oh my god,
you look fire with no hair, by the way.
Hey, thank you, Timmy. I don't have a
good R six clip right now, so here you
go, Timmy. No worries, my dude. No
worries. No worries, bro. What is this? Overwatch.
>> Oh my god. You already know that guy has
a gigantic penis.
Look at him, bro. Dude, that guy
I don't understand the clip. I don't
understand anything about it. He's nine.
Yeah, I'm sure, Chad. The 7 foot tall
guy who's 800 lb is nine. I'm sure, bro.
Chat, how good do you think I am, bro?
Rocket League. All right, I'm going to
Son.
Miho. Miho. That's silver, dude. That is silver.
silver.
Chad, that is silver. That is, bro. I
mean, bro, two, guys. I'm in the big
leagues now. Well, no. I'm still in
gold, but once I get platinum today,
I'll be in the big leagues, bro. I'm
going to get platinum in twos and threes
today. Chat, mark my word. Yo, Jinxy,
how do I clip longer, brother? It's
simple. You go to your Xbox settings and
you make it to where you can do 30
second clip, 60-second clip, or 3 minute.
Real Madrid is at first place in the La
Liga standings. Yeah, I I don't care,
bro, because at the end of the season,
Barca's going to be first. Buddy, buddy,
buddy. At the end of the season, Bars
are going to be first, bro. Real Madrid
What are you doing? Stop.
Bro, you could have had the same
productivity here with one punch hole.
You could have literally had the exact
same productivity with one punch hole.
What is the point of six?
Wait, this actually looks like a spawn
>> Reloading.
Good boy. Good boy. That would have been
a terrible gunfight to take, man. That
would have been a terrible gunfight to
take, buddy. I That would have been
Okay, so generally you should never have
two rors in the exact same location, but
you're probably new to the game, so I'm
going to let this one slide.
How did the 1v one against speed go? Oh,
you're hilarious, bro. You're hilarious.
Oh my god, we got a comedian. How do you think?
think?
Faded with the tier one. Lou faded. Dear
God, my eyes. Clean swipe with the
Twitch Prime sub. You look like my sack.
Are there any positive donations today?
Horrible reaction time. What are you
doing? And what is he doing? Terrible.
You clipped this.
You stupid mother.
You You clipped this. You team killing
your teammate. You thought this was a
All right, stay calm. All I want you to
do is throw a C4 at the wall and blow it
up. You're going to get the easiest kill
That is not what I said to do, but it
Zero out of 10 clip.
I mean, you know what? That's not even a
loud one out of 10 clip. Brother, your
reaction time against Thatcher was
terrible. Your reaction time against
Fuse was terrible. You team killed your
teammate, bro. You team killed your
teammate. No, Jack. No, Jack. It's not L
Bully. This guy team killed his teammate.
I completely forgot whatever I was
saying. Sweet mother of pearl,
I completely lost my train of thought. I
don't even remember what I was saying, y'all.
Oh my god, I didn't know. Oh my god, I
didn't know.
Oh my god. Tell Lacy I'm sorry. I did
not know. I did not know. Oh my god. Oh
my god. Bro, I normally don't mess up on that.
that.
Oh my god. Tell Reie, I'm sorry, dude.
Bro, I didn't know. Oh my god. Oh my god.
god.
It's not. Okay. Oh my god, bro. I
actually felt bad, bro. Oh my god, thank
dude. Chad, I normally never mess that
up. It's not It's not above loser. All
right, let's get a couple of ground
rules in place. Let me get a couple of
the ground rules in place. Papa zombie
above loser is not how you talk to a
person. How about yo Jinxy, my clip's up
there. React to it. Like
Like, do you know what I'm saying? Above
loser. How about we show a little bit of clat.
clat.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Love the Isami setup.
Love the jinxy charm. This kid's got potential.
Absolutely love thisami setup. Like,
Stop. Why are we aiming at scrotum
level? It's like, dude, what are we
aiming at? We're aiming at scrotum level.
Wait, wait, wait. What? Wait, wait,
You lucky
you lucky [ __ ]
You lucky mother. He was not trying to
do that. Don't even sit here and say
Okay, chat. I'm going to be honest. My
bowel movement is really weird right
Oh my god, that might be a [ __ ] Okay,
Listen, one v2 scenario. You hold the
car, brother. Remember, they have to
plant. You don't have to do anything.
Sit right here, wait for the plant,
isolate the gunfight with the guy that's
not planting, and then take on the guy
that's planting. Simple.
Don't over complicate this planting.
You're the No, listen. This is the
luckiest human being to ever set foot on
this game. I'm not kidding when I say this.
this.
This is the luckiest person to ever play
this game.
>> Op four, last operator standing.
>> That was clean. Okay, now Daddy, I'm wet.
Your last shot was good. Your last shot
was skill. Your first shot was skill.
The second kill was complete luck. The
third kill was complete luck. Dude, I'm
Is he sm Chad? Do not do that, bro. What
do you mean moged? Chad, what do you
mean moged? Bro, chat, y'all just say
that to any picture, dude. Y'all
literally say that to every picture.
Hey, Joshua Dobs, can I have your
autograph? You're hilarious. Yo, Jukes,
Bro is in his sperm form. I don't even
know what that means. Joke didn't land
because I don't even know what you're saying.
Hey Baldi, you look like your own
testicle. False because I don't shave my
Okay, 1v3 scenario.
Oh, dear God. What is this scope? This
is what I call a Stormtrooper scope.
Dog, y'all know how in Star Wars the
Stormtroopers literally never kill
anyone. They just miss. They just Yo,
bro. These are the scopes that the
Repel. Repel. Repel.
Repel.
It's copper 4. It's copper 4. Sweet
Okay. So, I'm doing everything in my
power to not vomit right now. You're not
even aiming at penis level. You're not
even aiming at foot level. You're aiming
at floorboard level, brother. God forbid
you actually run into an enemy right
now. You're literally just going to be
shooting the floorboards. Like, I don't
I can't even tell if this is like
satire. Are you being serious? You're
literally aiming at the floorboards.
Even if you saw an enemy, you're not
Stop aiming at the ground.
Please tell me he was Xbox. Please God,
There he is.
Yo, brother man, how's it going? just
stumbled across some Lion gameplay of
you playing on Skyscraper.
I'm going to need you to take your
controller and donate it um so it can be
used by someone with more skills. That
was the worst aim I've ever seen.
Also, if you plan on not donating your
controller and you want to keep on
playing games, maybe don't aim at the
floorboard level.
Hop that world Minecraft
Chad. I'm not a L bully. I'm not a L
bully. Awa with the prime. Trey with the
prime. Josh with the prime.
Jinxy, you're my favorite streamer. No
ho Hank. Uh, I don't know who that is. I
don't know who that is. Who is No Ho
Hank. Hi guys, pull up an image. Send me
Can y'all hear him? Could y'all hear him?
>> Or eliminated.
>> He said, "Jinxy, I'm plat one in Rocket
League. If you if I beat you in a 1v
one, buy me a Suron." What is a Suron,
chat? What is that?
Hi Vice. Okay. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All
right. Hi Vice. I see it. I see the
image. Hi Vice.
Cool. I don't look anything like this
guy. Nothing like this idiot. Hi Vice.
Where's the clip? It's just a kill cam.
Preston, where is your clip? It's just a
kill cam. Preston, I don't see the clip.
I don't see the clip. Preston, stop.
stop.
I immediately know you're a low rank in
Siege when I hear the main menu music
cuz everybody turns that off after their
Did you actually have to clip the entire
[ __ ] prep phase?
Guys, learn how to edit. Please, for the
love of God, learn how to edit.
>> Preston, I'm still waiting for the clip. Bro,
Bro,
I'm halfway through the clip and you're
reinforcing in the prep phase. Preston,
All right, I'm going to need everybody
to do me a favor. Strap on your seat
belts. This is going to be a bumpy ride.
All signs point to this being some of
Warden, pick up the C4. Warden, pick up
the C4.
>> Warden, pick up the C4.
Warden, pick up the C4. >> Reloading.
>> Reloading.
Is he shaking his head?
Warden. Hi guys, can we remove these
boxes? These two.
Warden, pick up the C4. Warden, pick up
Warden,
pick up the C4. Warden.
Warden, pick up the C4. Thank you. Thank God.
>> Preston, thank you so much for the clip.
Preston, thank you so much, bro. That is
two minutes of my life I'm never going
to get back. Preston,
thank you so much for the clip, Preston.
Appreciate you, dude.
That is two minutes of my life I'm never
Stop. This guy looks comp. It's just
little things like this, bro. The
crosshair placement, having the laser on
the gun, using RAM R4C with the ACOG.
Yeah, he's going to be good.
Do you see how tight this angle is? This
Wow. He heard an enemy combatant above
This has potent. Oh my god. Wait, he
Wait, this guy has like the best ears
I've ever seen. Loading
>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> Remaining.
Wow.
Best clip of the day. I mean, he hasn't
guys. I don't Enough with the selfies. I
like I don't I'm not on your Snapchat,
dude. Let's keep it to gaming, bro. He
hasn't had much competition. I will say
that. But that is by far the best of the
day. By far. All right. I mean, and does
Xbox have any moderation?
ET, Mr. Clean, Johnny Sin. Yeah, bro.
You're not creative. You You're not
Yep. This is immediately going to be a
high rank. You can just see by the arrow
roll, bro. Nobody in gold can do this,
bro. Look at this.
Yeah, you already know it's going to be
Over to middle.
You already know it's going to be a high rank.
That's the best clip of the day. That's
brother. Man, that is the best clip of
potentially 2026. My boy, you should be
proud of yourself. Wow. What a clip,
sisters. What a clip, sisters.
Worst year ever. Yo, Red Kool-Aid Jammer
with the 12 month sub. Appreciate it,
dude. Subbing because you're my favorite blobfish.
blobfish.
Appreciate that, Blake. Appreciate the
kind words, dude.
Okay. So, I have a question for you and
I want you to answer it.
What is the point of shooting the Kona station
station
if you guys are the ones with sight
control? It's a healing station. It
doesn't matter who hits it, right?
Defender or attacker. What is the point
of shooting it if you can get a heal
from it?
So instead of just walking into it and
This is what we called a point fiend.
I mean, I'm not a genius, but I can
literally hear this guy stampeding on
the right. Also, what in God's green
Right.
bro. Turn right.
Turn right.
Retire. Literally retire. [ __ ]
retire. You are terrible.
Okay, guys. For the 900th time, I am not
y'all's Snapchat friend. I don't want to
Moged, mugged, mugged, mugged.
5k berries from Kenna. Much love, man.
Happy 33 months. Glad to see your
Kenna. Thank you.
Here we go. These are the clips I like
to see. 2v4 scenario. What do you do
So, what I would have done is I would
have lined up a one-shot headsh shot to
preserve ammo. But then again, I'm a chub.
Atrocious. I'm going to be honest. You
literally got saved by a recoiled headsh shot.
shot.
>> OP four, last op standing. >> Left.
>> Left.
Okay. It's a mid clip, bro. Bro, it's a
mid clip. It It's a mid clip. Three out
of 10
or do I say two out of 10? Three out of
10 or two out of 10?
Attack on Titan update. I'm currently in
season 3, episode 4. I haven't been
grinding it. I'm going to grind it though. Gah hook with the five gifted.
though. Gah hook with the five gifted. Gah hook with the five gifted.
Gah hook with the five gifted. Appreciate you my boy.
Appreciate you my boy. I'm gonna grind it though, chat. Don't
I'm gonna grind it though, chat. Don't worry, I'm gonna grind it. Mercy with
worry, I'm gonna grind it. Mercy with the five gifted W. Mercy in the chat.
Next coming in from Kurvu. Oo, Rocket League.
Okay, I can't tell if this is a high rank or a low rank yet. Give me five
rank or a low rank yet. Give me five more seconds.
Best clip of the week. Oh, it's a puppy. It's a widow puppy.
Oh, it's a puppy. It's a widow puppy. Best clip of the week. Ghook with the
Best clip of the week. Ghook with the five gifted yet again. Appreciate you,
five gifted yet again. Appreciate you, my brother. Appreciate you, my brother.
my brother. Appreciate you, my brother. W Keso viewer. Love. Thank you. Hey,
W Keso viewer. Love. Thank you. Hey, Jinxy. What the hell happened? Where are
Jinxy. What the hell happened? Where are your eyebrows? Uh, love is rage. If you
your eyebrows? Uh, love is rage. If you weren't in yesterday's stream, go back
weren't in yesterday's stream, go back in the VA. Everything will make sense.
in the VA. Everything will make sense. Everything will make sense. I'm not
Everything will make sense. I'm not going to explain it because that is one
going to explain it because that is one of the most uh traumatic streams of my
of the most uh traumatic streams of my life. So, I'm not going to explain it.
life. So, I'm not going to explain it. That is one of the most traumatic
That is one of the most traumatic streams of my life, dude. So, go back
streams of my life, dude. So, go back into the VOD. Check it out. Love you,
into the VOD. Check it out. Love you, Daddy Golden. Appreciate that, Kum.
Bro, did our clips finally freeze? No. Oh, Chad, our clips might be cooked.
Oh, Chad, our clips might be cooked. Let's see if Let's see if the Xbox
Let's see if Let's see if the Xbox works. Hey, Jinxy, can you cream inside
works. Hey, Jinxy, can you cream inside of me?
of me? You know what? Let's take a rain check
You know what? Let's take a rain check on that one, brother. Man, appreciate
on that one, brother. Man, appreciate you. Let's take a rain check on that,
you. Let's take a rain check on that, bro. How about I don't know, maybe
bro. How about I don't know, maybe asking a normal [ __ ] question. Can I
asking a normal [ __ ] question. Can I cream inside of you? I mean, bro, what
cream inside of you? I mean, bro, what is wrong with your head to even type
is wrong with your head to even type that?
Nice eyebrows. Appreciate it, bro. You're so creative, dude. You're a
You're so creative, dude. You're a comedic genius, brother. Yeah, nice
Do not leave your feet, >> bro. I can't. I'm able to leave my feet.
>> bro. I can't. I'm able to leave my feet. I just got to focus.
I just got to focus. >> Left goes. Left goes.
>> All right, we're winning, but it's getting dicey.
getting dicey. >> They're They're parking the bus.
>> They're They're parking the bus. >> Oh my god. Is that it? Dude, one of one,
>> Oh my god. Is that it? Dude, one of one, bro.
bro. >> Now, now you know. No, we're not going
>> Now, now you know. No, we're not going to get first round cuz you got to lock
to get first round cuz you got to lock in,
in, >> bro. Oh my god. All right, I got
>> bro. Oh my god. All right, I got >> I got two assists. You got You got no
>> I got two assists. You got You got no You got no assist.
You got no assist. >> You're right. You're right. You're
>> You're right. You're right. You're right,
right, >> bro. I got to focus. I got to focus.
>> bro. I got to focus. I got to focus. Okay, Sketch. Go, go, go.
>> Jinxy, you're boo. You're booing. You're booing right now. Want a kickoff?
booing right now. Want a kickoff? >> What are you What are you What are you
>> What are you What are you What are you doing?
doing? >> Kick off. Have you won a kickoff?
>> Kick off. Have you won a kickoff? >> Holy [ __ ] It's right in my neck.
>> Holy [ __ ] It's right in my neck. >> Are you a real Are you a Are you a a
>> Are you a real Are you a Are you a a fake platinum,
fake platinum, >> bro? Have you want to kick off? [ __ ]
I'm on it. I'm on it. Awesome job.
Awesome job. >> I'm out of it, bro. Racks are going to
>> I'm out of it, bro. Racks are going to get first gun. Let's focus.
get first gun. Let's focus. >> I'm going to kill the guy in the
>> I'm going to kill the guy in the >> demo. Demo demo demo demo demo demo.
>> demo. Demo demo demo demo demo demo. Nice.
Nice. >> They're going to AFK.
>> They're going to AFK. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> How many times did you tell your viewers
>> How many times did you tell your viewers that you're going into a [ __ ]
that you're going into a [ __ ] tournament for this?
tournament for this? >> Oh no. Oh no. Sketch. You got to hit
>> Oh no. Oh no. Sketch. You got to hit that.
that. >> I'm on that. You just got to help me
>> I'm on that. You just got to help me with something here. Where are you?
with something here. Where are you? >> I'm not on [ __ ] Look at you. You're
>> I'm not on [ __ ] Look at you. You're >> getting first rounded.
>> getting first rounded. >> You're not on anything.
>> You're not on anything. >> Yeah, bro. We're going to get first
>> Yeah, bro. We're going to get first rounded cuz this funny joke.
rounded cuz this funny joke. >> You're getting choked on. You're on the
>> You're getting choked on. You're on the [ __ ]
[ __ ] >> sketch. Look at the leaderboard.
>> sketch. Look at the leaderboard. >> Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> I don't know what what do you mean?
>> I don't know what what do you mean? >> Look at their team points. Look at their
>> Look at their team points. Look at their team points.
team points. >> Click right bumper.
>> Click right bumper. >> I know you probably
>> I know you probably >> This guy's his ass off. No, he's
>> This guy's his ass off. No, he's actually sming his ass off.
actually sming his ass off. >> He's actually You're You're getting to
>> He's actually You're You're getting to be in someone's YouTube video because of
be in someone's YouTube video because of this.
>> Oh my god. >> Just keep the ball moving. Keep the ball
>> Just keep the ball moving. Keep the ball moving. This guy sucks in person. He
moving. This guy sucks in person. He >> doesn't suck. He's smurfing.
>> doesn't suck. He's smurfing. >> What are you do? What are you doing?
>> What are you do? What are you doing? >> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Where are you?
>> Where are you? >> You missed the
>> You missed the >> You're [ __ ] 5 yard behind me every
>> You're [ __ ] 5 yard behind me every time.
time. >> After you miss the shot. Don't you dare
>> After you miss the shot. Don't you dare say where are you? Oh,
say where are you? Oh, >> some defense, Jinxy. Thank god
>> some defense, Jinxy. Thank god >> I couldn't hear you over my perfect
>> I couldn't hear you over my perfect save.
save. >> Perfect save. Now you were just making
>> Perfect save. Now you were just making [ __ ] up.
Okay, >> go keep moving the ball.
>> Guys, let us win. Otherwise, it'll be a short stream.
Where are you? Where Where are you? >> I'm on the ball. God damn.
>> I'm on the ball. God damn. >> Over the middle. Easy.
>> Over the middle. Easy. You're actually so good at demoing
You're actually so good at demoing sketch sketch. I'm not going to That's
sketch sketch. I'm not going to That's why I choose.
why I choose. >> That's your better, dude. That's your
>> That's your better, dude. That's your better.
better. >> Okay, I'm I'm I'm I'm going to assist
>> Okay, I'm I'm I'm I'm going to assist you and then I'm going to
you and then I'm going to Which one's a good one?
Which one's a good one? >> What are you? What?
>> What are you? What? >> I overran the ball,
>> I overran the ball, >> bro. I'm drunk. Actually, no. I'm half a
>> bro. I'm drunk. Actually, no. I'm half a beer. No, no, I'm half. Sorry.
beer. No, no, I'm half. Sorry. out of excuses.
out of excuses. >> All right, skater.
>> All right, skater. >> I'm going to the ball, bro.
>> But this kid is just sitting in that like a weirdo.
like a weirdo. >> I think he's got two controllers on one
>> I think he's got two controllers on one on one Xbox.
on one Xbox. >> That actually might be what's happening.
>> That actually might be what's happening. You're right.
You're right. >> We're getting 2v one now.
>> We're getting 2v one now. >> Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's like
>> Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It's like dying.
dying. >> I got you. Yo, if you say you're a
>> I got you. Yo, if you say you're a quarter mile away from everything one
quarter mile away from everything one more time
more time cuz
cuz >> I have three goals and four shots and
>> I have three goals and four shots and three saves. Where are you? Cuz you're
three saves. Where are you? Cuz you're not on the stat sheet. That's for damn
not on the stat sheet. That's for damn sure.
sure. >> Where are you?
>> Where are you? >> Yo. All right. This is
>> Yo. All right. This is >> I have to I have to demo. I have to demo
>> I have to I have to demo. I have to demo this guy.
this guy. >> Be ra.
>> Be ra. >> What are you doing?
>> What are you doing? >> What the [ __ ]
>> What the [ __ ] >> You might be the worst teammate I've
>> You might be the worst teammate I've ever seen. on God.
ever seen. on God. I'm the only reason why you missed the
I'm the only reason why you missed the ball, you drunk bastard.
ball, you drunk bastard. >> Hit the ball. I'm not a pastor.
>> Hit the ball. I'm not a pastor. >> Look at the stat sheet and ask me where
>> Look at the stat sheet and ask me where I am again.
I am again. What were you saying? What were you
What were you saying? What were you saying? What were you saying? What were
saying? What were you saying? What were you saying? I have four goals, three
you saying? I have four goals, three saves, and five shots. Where are you?
saves, and five shots. Where are you? >> I've got I got 2200 subs. What do you
>> I've got I got 2200 subs. What do you got?
got? Go to the ball.
Go to the ball. I'm riding this.
That was good. I messed up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
wait, wait, wait. Hold up. >> As long as we don't
just let him touch the ball as much as he wants. He's a [ __ ] pro. Jinx,
he wants. He's a [ __ ] pro. Jinx, >> you go. You go. You go. Try to dead it.
>> you go. You go. You go. Try to dead it. Try to dead it.
>> Oh my god. If you would have demoed, I think that's the goal.
think that's the goal. >> I didn't have enough. I didn't have
>> I didn't have enough. I didn't have enough of that juice that you're asking
enough of that juice that you're asking me not to get.
me not to get. >> Focus.
>> Focus. Nice catch. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Nice catch. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> That is so unlucky.
>> That is so unlucky. >> That is so unlucky.
All right. When's the next turn? >> Actually going to shove a
>> Actually going to shove a >> I'm going to shove a controller in my
>> I'm going to shove a controller in my ass.
ass. >> Don't say that.
>> Don't say that. >> I'm going to shove a controller in my
>> I'm going to shove a controller in my ass.
ass. >> Eliminated in round one. All right, we
>> Eliminated in round one. All right, we got to have a talk. Yo, Sketch. Oh,
got to have a talk. Yo, Sketch. Oh, wait. Second chance. Second chance. Yo,
wait. Second chance. Second chance. Yo, Sketch,
Sketch, >> when does the second chance start?
>> when does the second chance start? >> It starts in 1 minute. Oh my god.
>> It starts in 1 minute. Oh my god. Sketch. Okay. Okay. Let me join.
Sketch. Okay. Okay. Let me join. >> Am I in your game,
>> Am I in your game, >> bro? Yes, bro. All right. Let's change
>> bro? Yes, bro. All right. Let's change his team name.
his team name. >> I'm grabbing a beer.
>> I'm grabbing a beer. >> Let's change this team. Team name
>> Let's change this team. Team name >> to what?
>> to what? >> Beer.
>> Beer. >> All right.
>> All right. >> Or science.
>> Or science. >> And then I'm going to make us pig.
>> Okay, sketch. We need to have a talk. Can we have a [ __ ] Why did Why did you
Can we have a [ __ ] Why did Why did you Why did you pick clear?
Why did you pick clear? >> What? Sketch.
>> What? Sketch. >> What? Did you pick clear as our color?
>> What? Did you pick clear as our color? >> I'm going to pick pink now.
>> I'm going to pick pink now. >> All right. Here we go.
>> All right. Here we go. >> Wait. Team name not allowed. What?
>> Wait. Team name not allowed. What? >> Elimination in round one. What the [ __ ]
>> Elimination in round one. What the [ __ ] >> How much time do I have?
>> How much time do I have? >> 20 seconds. I'm going to do a random
>> 20 seconds. I'm going to do a random name.
>> What is buzzing? Is that a vibrator? What? What? What's on your
Oh. Oh. All right, Sketch. Second chance.
Oh. All right, Sketch. Second chance. Stay calm. Why are you calling me on
Stay calm. Why are you calling me on Discord, Sketch?
Discord, Sketch? >> I'm not calling. I'm in Discord.
>> I'm not calling. I'm in Discord. >> My phone is like glitching. All right,
>> My phone is like glitching. All right, Sketch, can we have a performance review
Sketch, can we have a performance review with your skills?
with your skills? >> Uh, yes.
>> Uh, yes. >> Great demos.
>> Great demos. Great demos. Great passes.
Great demos. Great passes. >> Yep.
>> Yep. Great. Great eyes.
Great. Great eyes. >> I need you to go for those second
>> I need you to go for those second touches, bro. Like, if we're going to
touches, bro. Like, if we're going to win this tournament, this is second
win this tournament, this is second chance. It's going to be easier. This is
chance. It's going to be easier. This is going to be all boob levels. This is
going to be all boob levels. This is going to be second chance.
going to be second chance. >> All the all the GC viewers that
>> All the all the GC viewers that purposely lost
in >> What did you just
>> What did you just >> What did you say?
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