The core theme revolves around the double standards in how men and women discuss intimate details, particularly regarding sexual anatomy and relationships, and the resulting discomfort and awkwardness when these boundaries are crossed.
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nice i love that guy max is both his
name and his level of awesomeness yeah
he's a sweet guy she feels really
comfortable with them they bonded over
hockey i guess he has a small penis but
they want a double date next weekend
why would you tell me that so you'll
clear your schedule nope
the other part oh the small penis thing
ah stop saying that why do you keep
saying that you're i don't want to know
that i'm not gonna be able to look the
guy in the eye certainly you're not
gonna be able to call him max that's
insane i mean just because you know max
you are kidding me i'm sorry i can't do
this if it means tearing down the
arcadian it's an architectural landmark
new is always better ted that's a rule
just like bigger is always better
that's not true
uh sometimes smaller is better hey look
how big my cell phone is
you'll hear people say that
no you want something compact and
efficient that fits comfortably in your
pocket and i think max is just a great guy
guy
lily told you i told him what max has a
small penis yeah
how can you speak of such things girls
talk about everything size shape left to
right leaning orientation length
resemblance to a historical figure such
as winston churchill yes that's one of you
you
girth grooming oh can you speak of such
things you're kidding
barney every time i mention a woman you
don't know the first thing you say is
boobs not the complete sentence does she
have big boobs which also would not be
great just boobs
i do not do my friend lori from work
boobs damn it but
seriously boobs
so why is it okay for guys to talk about
boobs but the moment we bring up a topic
like max's small penis
i'm gonna pretend this conversation
never happened impossible max's penis is
stuck in my brain like a splinter like a
splinter cycle i walk into my boss's
office and suddenly i realize holy crap
i'm about to quit small penis
you have a small penis
oh that's super interesting but you have
a small penis damn it marshall okay okay
think of any two words other than small
or penis
you got it small penis damn it
i i think it is so cool that you started
your own law firm
wow right now it's a pretty small practice
bro it's
really small
yeah but uh you know what they say the
important thing is is how you use it you
know the motion of the ocean that whole
thing said it's small marshall and
everybody's fine with that let's just
move on i'm just saying
that i bet it's bigger than he thinks
and thick
everything about it is tiny the office
is tiny the conference room is tiny plus
got a very small staff let's order well
well
i know what i'm getting
the porterhouse
i've had it here before it is like this
it's huge
well spare no expense buddy dinner is on
me and and get dessert maybe this molten
chocolate lava cake i just want you to
be happy
thanks man
thanks bro
damn baby be cool acting like he has six
months to live it's your fault you
ladies and your salty sailor talk oh
come on what about you men in your
locker room talk locker room talk do you
want to know what it's like in a men's
just a bunch of uncomfortable dudes
trying to get out of there as quickly as possible
possible
and one old guy just letting it all hang
out are you suggesting that guys don't
talk about sex yes we do but you know
what we say i hit that i got some i
tapped it i squeezed those discreet and
efficient not to mention classy thank
god that i'm not dating if i thought
that lily talked in that much detail
about our sex life i'd probably kill myself
oh no
are you sure ah that argument has no
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