This content is a highly enthusiastic and somewhat hyperbolic review of Jean Artiste Sexy Boy Intense Only for Men Eau de Parfum, presented as a "secret weapon" for attracting compliments and enhancing masculinity, with a strong emphasis on its perceived performance and versatility.
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Enough with the gatekeeping. It's
finally time to reveal my secret
Hello, hello. Welcome back to Sell Me
Off and I'm Daniel. Today we're taking
fragrances and this is a practical
review of Jean Artiste Sexy Boy Intense
Only for Men Eau de Parfum. These
reviews are for fragrances that I have
absolutely no experience with, barely
any wears, and no situation possible.
They are designed to just make you click
the affiliate link in the description.
As per usual, I buy stuff on a whim with
zero research basing myself only on the
notes of Fragrantica. I do think that
those are the most important thing for
the end user and the most important
thing to ultimately gather a ton of
compliments. This channel has always
been all about the honesty. You guys
know me, I keep churning out top 10 list
after top 10 list. I cover pretty much
everything under the sun. The best
designer bangers, the best compliment
getters, and even the best panty
droppers. If there's a list for it, I've
done it. I rarely focus on single
fragrances just because I have a short
attention span and I can barely talk
about something for over 1 minute. But
every now and then a fragrance comes
along that really, really deserves my
attention and deserves a couple full
minute review. And yes, today is the
day. Today [music] is the day to come
clean. Today is the day that I stop
gatekeeping this absolute masterpiece.
The reality is that this fragrance is
possibly one of the best fragrances that
I've ever laid my nose on. It's just
perfect. It's perfect in every way. And
[snorts] the amount of attention that
you get from this, the amount of
compliments, it's just unreal.
I was gatekeeping it because I wanted
all of these compliments alone. I don't
want anyone around me even challenging
my status as a man, as a sexy boy. This
fragrance is basically a cheat code.
It's a cheat code to be a man. It's a
cheat code for getting laid. Before
diving deeper in this very detailed and
comprehensive review, I'm pretty sure
that the true fans out there, the keen
eyed viewers among yourself have noticed
that I've been holding this bottle
upside down. Why is that? Well, guys, do
I even need to spell it out? It's all
about the maceration. If you're not
storing the bottles this way, if you're
not applying them this way, if you're
not holding them this way, if you're not
spraying them this way, you're
definitely missing out. The core
principle behind this absolutely slept
on practice revolves around the idea of
letting a little bit of air inside the
bottle allowing the perfume, the
fragrance, the actual juice itself to
finally breathe. Air is very important,
more specifically oxygen. I don't want
to get all sciency here, but without
oxygen we just don't function. We just
don't perform. I really can't see myself
running a marathon without oxygen. It's
just not going to happen. Fragrances is
the same stuff. Without oxygen, they
just don't perform. They don't project.
They can't be beast mode. This is a very
well-kept secret from big fragrance and
here I am revealing it to you. So, keep
the fragrances upside down in a closed
closet in the dark for upwards of 6
months. You're going to notice a major
improvement in performance, a major
improvement in projection. These things
will go beyond beast mode netting you a
whole other degree of compliments.
Absolutely insane stuff. Thank me later.
Sexy Boy Intense Only for Men Eau de
Parfum is basically the fragrance to end
all fragrances. Dare I say it, I would
even call it a niche destroyer. This
cologne is one of those fragrances that
niche brands are really fearing. When
this stuff gets out, when people start
catching on, it's all over. The
fragrance industry as a whole will be
turned upside down. The price per
performance of this is insane. You get
immense performance, basically infinite
compliment gathering ability. Yesterday
I put it on, I got 50 compliments
throughout the day, three before even
leaving my doorstep. Insane stuff.
Absolutely crazy. But it's good if it is
at dropping panties. If you don't really
like the smell of this, I guess there's
no real point to it, right? Wrong. It's
all about the attention. It's all about
the compliments. The smell is secondary.
By the way, it smells absolutely
amazing. It's basically a combination of
everything. It's super sexy. I mean, the
name itself implies it, sexy boy. It's
fresh, but not too fresh, sweet, but not
too sweet. It's basically everything you
want from a cologne and nothing that you
don't. But we're going to talk about the
wear experience and scent profile after
we cover the presentation. When it comes
to presentation, the brand of Jean
Artiste is absolutely second to none.
After all, as the name implies, it is
from Paris. This is the box. Look at
this masterpiece. So beautiful. Sexy Boy
in all its glory. Now, there's something
that kind of bugs me and this is the
fact that on the bottom of the box you
can see it's written 80% volume, which
means that this fragrance is actually
coming in at 80% fill level, which is
kind of annoying. I mean, I'm paying
full price. Why am I not getting a full
bottle? Anyway, I disregard that. It's
fine. This price is very, very good.
Again, the performance is insane. I'm
going to forgive this minor tidbit. And
by the way, in case you're wondering,
I'm going to be holding the bottle
upside up for the rest of the review
just for you.
Just for you to properly admire this
absolute beauty. Check it out. What a
bottle. This blue is incredible. It's
energizing like blue Gatorade and at the
same time it's triggering my aggression.
It's reminding me of blue Smurf blood. I
feel powerful. I feel masculine. I feel
sexy. I feel like a sexy boy. But
anyway, let's dive deeper into the
presentation starting from the cap.
The cap is plastic. It's rubbery, but
again, it feels a little bit futuristic.
It feels like the type of rubber which
is on Oakley glasses. It feels
slip-proof. [music] Absolutely amazing.
It's a little bit light, but it almost
has this carbon fiber lightness to it. >> [music]
>> [music]
>> Incredible stuff. The lighter the
better, I say. On to the atomizer. The
atomizer itself is black. It sprays
okay, but it does the job super, super
well. It doesn't really matter because
when you apply this, you have to really
go in.
So, this is my normal spray routine and
I'm keeping it easy just because I don't
really want to offend you guys. If you
spray a lot of it on, it's going to
perform a lot. This thing [snorts] here
is incredible. The atomizer works a
charm. These bottles last forever. And
by the way, this one here has been my
fifth application to date of this
fragrance. This not only has been my
scent of the day, but also my scent of
yesterday, my scent of the whole week.
As I teased in my introduction, this is
basically my undisclosed secret
signature. And look, I admit it. I might
be a little bit of a heavy sprayer, but
the reality is that those compliments
definitely do not get themselves. You
really have to paint the thing on for
full effect. And if you stop smelling it
like I do, doesn't matter. Just apply
more. Apply until people cry. Speaking
of, when I enter the office, everyone
starts batting their eyes. Everyone
basically starts crying in emotion. It's
such a beautiful feeling knowing that
when you enter a room, everyone,
regardless of gender and age, start
tearing up. These are tears of joy.
They're so impressed by your presence,
by your sexiness. This fragrance here is
a true enabler. It's a true extension of
your personality. But now back to the
presentation and down to the bottle.
Honestly, it's pretty self-explanatory.
I really don't have a lot to add. It's
silver letters on a blue bottle spelling
out sexy and only for men. This is
basically encompassing my three favorite
colors, black, [music] silver, and blue.
What more could I ask? Presentation, 10
out of 10. And spoiler, even when it
comes to price and value for money, this
fragrance is another strong, hard 10 out
of 10.
Basically, you can get it any day of the
week at discounters for under 10 bucks.
I know, it's a lot of money, but hear me
out. You have to see this as an
investment. This is enhancing your
persona. It's all about the compliments.
It's all about your appearance. Buying
Sexy Boy Intense Only for Men Eau de
Parfum and all of the possible backup
bottles you can find of this is totally
worth maxing out your credit card for.
Trust me, it will all come back. The
compliments, the admiration, the
fascination, all of those panties
dropping. Think about it. This stuff
here is a no-brainer. So, head in the
description, click my affiliate link.
You're going to be spending a little bit
more, but hey, I'm going to be making a
lot of money. But now it's finally time
to talk about the scent profile and wear
experience for Jean Artiste Sexy Boy
Intense Only for Men Eau de Parfum. What
does this actually smell like? Well,
this is a beautiful fresh fragrance,
super sexy. Again, it's a panty dropper.
What more do you want? It's a compliment
getter. It's all of those. It's a
combination of being fresh, but not too
fresh, sweet, but not too sweet. And it
basically features a lot of important
notes that you should be aware of.
Directly from the ultimate source of
truth, which is Fragrantica, the notes
for this absolute beauty are In the top
we have cardamom and mint. In the middle
we have orange blossom and lavender. And
in the base we have sandalwood, tonka
bean, musk, and vanilla. So, yes, when I
smell this, I definitely pick up on the
cardamom. I definitely pick up on the
mint. Then I'm also definitely getting a
little bit of that orange blossom. Yes,
orange blossom. And let's not forget the
tonka bean. The tonka bean is just
wrapping everything up. It's so sexy, so
beautiful. This is sexy in a new degree
of sexiness. Incredible. It wears
supremely well. It has such a beast mode
projection. Everyone around you will
definitely be picking it up. And you
when it comes to the overall wear
experience top to bottom, this fragrance
is once again absolutely phenomenal.
Myself, I only get down to 4 hours
before reapplying, but I like to ride
that opening. That tonka bean is just
mesmerizing. It's just so sexy, so
fresh, but not too fresh. Super, super
beautiful getting me a ton of
compliments. But now that I'm done with
my very in-depth analysis of the scent
profile giving you a super clear idea of
what this smells like, let's move on to
the more important stuff, the
practicalities and the performance. The
longevity on this is absolutely stellar.
I get an easy 72 hours of wear. Yes, I'm
not kidding. I spray it on, 72 hours
later, I still smell it. That being
said, please keep in mind that the
72-hour longevity that I'm getting is
tied to my heavily macerated bottles,
which are very, very special and
precious. They have 6 months plus of
maceration. It's also tied to my very
particular spray routine. Basically, by
reapplying the fragrance every 4 hours,
you get almost a compounding effect,
almost like compounding interest. If you
keep reapplying the fragrance, you can
extend the longevity effectively to
infinity giving you a permanent
signature scent. This is my secret to
compliments. Incredible. The projection
is also absolutely massive. This is an
absolute beast mode fragrance. Actually,
in my opinion, the projection goes so
well beyond that that I would dare to
call the performance of this Godzilla
mode or something like that. Beast mode
is very much reductive. If the scent is
not announcing your presence, if it
doesn't enter the room before you,
you're definitely doing it wrong. But
what about actual use cases and
versatility, you may ask? Well, pardon
my French, but that is a very stupid
question. And no, I'm not apologizing.
This fragrance has basically infinite
versatility and infinite functionality,
allowing you to successfully pull it off
and gather compliments year-round, >> [music]
>> [music]
>> every day of the year, day or night,
every situation possible. At work,
perfect banger. It's super sexy. It's a
perfect date night scent. It's a perfect
office scent. You can wear this on
vacation, you can wear this to a very
high-end expensive restaurant, you can
wear this while riding public transport,
where it's especially effective in tight
very very long elevators. You can also
obviously wear this at the gym, where I
would recommend at least 20 sprays to
really show dominance. You can also use
this as a room spray, heck, even as a
car spray. The limits here are truly
endless. The versatility of Sexy Boy
Intense Only for Men Eau de Parfum is
truly limitless. And you know, when it
comes to demographics, defining this
fragrance's use case is incredibly
simple, because after all, it's right in
the name. Sexy Boy Intense Only for Men
Only for Men, especially if sexy. This
fragrance is absolutely amazing. It's
always ready to drop panties at a
moment's notice. On the other hand, when
it comes to age, this one here is pretty
much ageless. Anyone that is deemed
masculine enough can easily pull this
off. Anyone can benefit from the
definite personality boosting compounds
found in this fragrance. A word of
caution, though. If you're a little bit
of an older gentleman, if you're wearing
this in a retirement home, go easy on
the sprays. You might be causing
premature heart attacks there. Imagery
and narration why Sexy Boy Intense Only
for Men Eau de Parfum is absolutely
legendary. The sheer ability of this
fragrance to convey images, to transport
you to a place, and to evoke emotions is
second to none. I always get so many
images of getting compliments, of
dropping panties. It's amazing. It's so
so vivid. It almost feels like lucid
dreaming. It's incredible. Every time I
wear this, again, everyone is weeping
around me in joy and commotion. It's an
absolutely amazing sensation to be
admired on such level. And the way this
fragrance moves through the air, it
really creates a deep, unique connection
with chicks. I mean, the other people.
Which is really difficult to describe.
Also, going back to the infinite
versatility of this scent, you can
easily wear it and push it into the
background, or you can focus on that
beautiful imagery, which will follow you
along all day, just whispering in your
ear. So poetic, so melancholic, so
romantic. It's perfect. But now, for
some options for the fragrance I'm
currently reviewing. And in the case of
Jean Artiste Sexy Boy Intense Only for
Men Eau de Parfum, I just wanted to talk
about one fragrance in particular,
because that is the only one which is a
true option to this. And it's actually
this one here. Sexy Boy Intense Only for
Men Eau de Parfum. Yes, it's the same
fragrance. This is because this
fragrance is impossible to replicate.
It's impossible to substitute. This is
the only fragrance that is worth
considering if you're after the
compliments, if you're after that
status, if you're into boosting your
personality, just coming across as a
better person, a more likable person, a
more charismatic person, a kinder
person, and all of the other persons out
there. This fragrance here is the
definitive. This thing here is more than
a fragrance, it's actually a tool. It
cannot be replaced. But now, onto my
final Orion recommendations for Sexy Boy
Intense Only for Men Eau de Parfum. Do I
like this? Would I recommend it? Well,
what do you guys think? I love this
fragrance. I struggle to recommend it
just because I don't want to give you
this gift. It's a very high
responsibility gift. In order to pull
this off, you need to really abide to
the rules of masculinity, to the rules
of sexiness. It's not for everyone. I
understand it. It's also quite
expensive, but please see it as an
investment. And yes, I know that my
condescending personality and constant
passive-aggressive behavior is basically
forcing you guys to buy stuff from
numerous affiliate links. But if there
was ever a time to listen, this one is
it. Go check out my link in the
description. This video is all about me
coming down from my pedestal, going down
in the trenches where you guys are,
fighting the hard war. I'm giving you a
tool to dig yourself out of this mud.
I'm giving [music] you a weapon. This
fragrance is truly the fragrance to end
all fragrances. It's so good, in fact,
that I almost felt a little bit
irresponsible putting out this video,
but it just had to be done. Some
fragrances are part of the collection.
Some fragrances are for the mission. If
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