This podcast episode features a lively and informal discussion among hosts and guest Jack Mandaville, covering a wide range of topics from personal anecdotes and historical facts to military experiences and pop culture commentary. The conversation is characterized by humor, banter, and a deep dive into various subjects with a focus on personal stories and observations.
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we shouldn't tell them about Brandon
Herrera Mr Tony Gonzalez my name is Jack Manville
Manville
and the battle starts in 45 minutes yeah
Grandpa was a police officer during the
myself you want a medell yes please could
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opener God that was glorious hi everyone
Welcome to the unsubscribed podcast I'm
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I'm sorry I smell like cigarettes it's
okay Jack thank you Cody and our boy
Cody donut operator is joining us today
per usual Jack it's great to have you
you beautiful son of a [ __ ] I'm always
oh you guys always call me to do this
show last minute it's always like when
I'm like going through a hardcore hang
over day and the show whenever I come
out of one of these shows I always feel
I always feel like I can go again so
thank you for having me I'm a
functioning alcoholic you get so
motivated too after these episodes I get
texts from you like I'm G to start
youtubing everything's ready to go we
just have to film I got a crazy March
ahead of me but we're going to make it
happen D I'm so proud of cuz you guys
always give me [ __ ] every time I see a
good audience yeah you you mess me like
two months later you're like have you
read the comments on our podcast yeah
Jack want you to do your stuff Eli got
me to read the comments I was like whoa
these are really positive this is not
the kind of YouTube I'm used
to Jack usually loads a gun when he
comments all right I don't know about
you but I'm feeling 22 where where's
Brandon Herrera at to make a joke about
veteran God just cut that segment and
give it to him and we'll we'll we'll put
it against Brandon yeah we could just AI
him into this thing and get him saying
all sorts of after
Tony's paying
us sorry offered more money man we're in
Tony's Pockets sorry
Brandon Jack how you been Buddy it's
been we've had we haven't had you in a
couple episodes yeah it's uh been a
couple months I feel like I get invited
on a lot I feel very honored about that
yeah you [ __ ] move the I haven't been
on since you two homies Are Back in the
Saddle Again yeah yeah really no the
last one I did
was uh it was just like and uh Brandon
you weren who's with Nick you've never
been with Nick oh I have before but not
since he's
been officially a host oh okay I was
like so confused that the timeline's all
over the place we're in Infinity War
right now civil War's done the
conclusion part one Jack had the best
idea for the live shows that we're doing
in March oh yeah we set up a bar
mhm and I'm just I'm just side stage
Dred in a tuxedo as a bartender I don't
say a word the entire show but I'm just
and you guys can say whatever you want
to me I'll just pretend you're not even
there I'm just doing my job I'm a good
happy tuxedo wear and bartender we just
berate him yeah and you make his drinks
though do you I'll make you guys drinks
yeah like I'll I'm your bartender bro
I'm loving this idea way more and more
so I'll have I'll have my com over I'll
have a tuxedo I'll have my com over and
then we'll we'll get you the big venmo
icon and we'll put it on the front of
the bar with a sign that says the more
you tip me the stiffer their drinks are
see how much money you can
raise I'd love that you just see me you
just see me putting some BL FLIR
with just brings out a bottle of Jack
for each of us this is just boo Jack tip
the man tip the [ __ ] man right jack
are you putting ruies in our Drake don't
worry about it it's
ass dude our meet and greet were just
like unconscious yeah holy thanks thanks
for coming on a short notice though we
got you something well that's I live I
live in the neighborhood now hold on did
you hear it we got you we got gift for
coming on a lot of thought process went
into this yeah Nick told me that you
love Jim buoy so I got you this what let
me guess a sponsor gave it to you and
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[ __ ] guys are you kidding
why that's a nice one too yeah that is a nice
nice
it oh my God we know you're hug I'm
going to stir the I'm going to stir the
drinks for this if if we end up doing
that thing for the show this will be my
drink s oh my God thank you
guys oh that was worth it buy five more of
of
those oh my God thank you so much you're
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my
random I just more you in 2024 getting a
water bed and then your mindset is
automatically to say that I'm 40 I'm
just spending more money on myself these
days you know uh now that I had anybody
to spend money on
before do you like it I love it thank
you so much
hey this is so awesome this is so
awesome we were going to get you a shirt
that also says I'm not an xmarine I'm a
real Marine also so you could have had
your bow and that shirt and a and a
Iraqi Freedom hat with all the ribbons
see what did I say what the Hat oh yeah
literally I was like if you we want to
piss jack off you get these two things
the Hat you just described is exactly
what this does not piss me off now Jim
Bowie does piss me off I think cuz
Legacy is overrated but the knife is
amazing the his the namesake for the
knife is a whole different thing and I I
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yeah I want to water bed next
time yeah we went by a Bass Pro before
we came up here Nick was like Jack Loves
Jim Boe
booy dude have you have you been to the
Almo with all the times you've come down
to San Antonio all the times you've come
to San Antonio you haven't gone to the
mecca of Texas I'm very busy drinking
yeah okay you can drink in downtown San
Antonio you know I believe you there's
the manger hotel which is the oldest
hotel west of the Mississippi that's the
one you took me to right when I first
moved here you told me the history about
it Teddy roosev recruited the Rough
Riders out of that [ __ ] bar there
dude isn't there a bullet hole or
something from Teddy Roosevelt you
should probably go at this point you
want to take me yeah I'd love to I don't
have anything doing I'm not doing
anything to I'm not doing anything
tomorrow I'm pretty much packed after
that plane tomorrow oh next time you
come down we got to do Max you D do you
remember the the video idea that we've
been talking about it for like 2 years
Jack puts on like an orange vest T and
he has a sign that says please be quiet
or something and he he walks us around
the Riverwalk and we're all just we're
all just kind of hammered and it like
takes us on a tour of the Riverwalk I I
mean I could I could give you guys the
tour from mission aspa to to the Pearl
and everything in between I could give
you the full tour history fun facts
nature bums everything dude if this is
this is a series though for Ono it's
like Jack and Nick do history and we just
just
quick quick history segments like that
for good [ __ ]
inas yeah I love this idea way more yeah
we we have a cameraman with us and we
like while we're going through the
riverwall we just keep bringing people
on we're like hey this tour gu's awesome
come come hang out with us it's $50
we'll see how many people pay you
yeah KNE I broke my last one on what my water
water bed
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could sell out an entire venue of people
that just want to hang out with Jack
because my latest Vlog they saw him
doing karaoke and like you're in my
Vlogs a lot like when I'm over at JT
yeah yeah I mean I'm like yeah I'm in
like Split Second shots like like why
does he have a shirt off yeah but there
the comments are like I would pay to
hang out with Jack still hang out with Jack
Jack
venue Jack mandyville oh I'm so
underwhelming that's what we did that
comedy show the other night and as soon
as it was done everyone's like doing
shots and I'm like I all I can see
outside the venue is the Halal card am I
going to hit that up on the way to the
hotel yeah how' you live show you guys
are doing live shows now we'll get to
that actually afterwards yeah cuz what
I'm excited for dude now I'm super
excited cuz you're joining us on it yeah
and you're going to work off of your
tips that's right the live audience like
an actual bar set up on the stage and
Jack's just yeah just yeah and I don't
want to divert from the show so like you
guys just tell me when you want to drink
and I got
you but we need you drunk but you have
to stay quiet and then you have to
deliver we gave you a very unbalanced
tray you have to service our drinks on a
tray we put everything against you
leading into this so you're stumbling
you're [ __ ] wrecked you're not allowed
to talk most abusive thing I've ever
heard I say I need you drunk but
quiet wasn't this [ __ ] Jesus Christ I
I cannot I canot tell shirt right there
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so Jack what new history lessons are you
going to throw in on this last minute
segment on this last minute thing I I I
had to think about on the 15 car I do
want to uh I do want to talk about
something uh I was telling Cody about it
out there uh and I I don't know if you
heard but uh when I was uh when I was a
little boy when I was 10 years old there
was this trunk in my parents uh little
basement closet and I opened it up and
it was just a treasure Trove of my great
great-grandfather's life he was uh he
was a at the age of 15 he joined the
army of the pomac at the outbreak of the
Civil War and was in every major battle
of the army of the pomac from the age of
15 to 19 years old and I had every
single one of his journals uh from from
every single day from the time he went
to his B I don't know what they call it
training to the to the end of the war
till a couple years after the war I
thousands of letters photographs muster
rolls all sorts of cool [ __ ] that
consumed as a child it really shaped me
and I was going through this thing
recent I was reflecting on all that
because when I when I was a kid in the
Summers I would like transcribe them
onto the computer so we have them all
digitized CU I had no friends when I was
12 so I just [ __ ] Spent My Summer
just transcribing everything I did have
friends um but uh they didn't invite me
to I want to talk about anyways um uh so
we holy [ __ ] this is amazing so I went
up there and did the uh the uh uh that
that show in Austin the other night and
I was thinking to myself like dude what
are you going to leave like who's going
to look at your words and your thoughts
and expressions from your life and gain
inspiration from it like you haven't
journaled at all you haven't documented
anything then I realized I've been on
Twitter for 14 [ __ ] years I've
absolutely been journaling so I did a
whole thing where I compared his journal
entries from the Civil War as a you know
167 and 15y olds then were different I
don't want to sound like a creep or
anything but they were very mature for
their age yeah it's like time to have
kids yeah yeah they were getting shot at
and dying by the age of 25 so this is
this can I read a few of them out to you
25 his name was Captain was he south or
north he was uh in the fifth Vermont he
was in the Vermont Brigade he was in
North his name was I was going to say
that changes the verbage that is used he
ended the war as a 19-year-old uh
yeah and the and the cool thing is
uh he also became a two time mayor of
Minneapolis if any of you watched the
fun old George Floyd riots and you saw
City Hall there he was the first mayor
of Minneapolis to occupy that building
okay now hold up let me find it here I
love Jack like T he's like fun okay back
to this also side note isn't it crazy
you're you will be a great great great
grandpa that people look back on it's
like my great great great grandpa Jack
he would show his stomach
stomach
karaoke I can't read a lot of this
stuffff right now yeah he's got his own
language over there all right so his
name is Captain Robert Pratt uh this was
this was uh this was April 9th the Day
1865 what was April 9th 1865 I'm drunk
that was the day that Lee surrendered uh
to to to General Grant so he's standing
he's he's uh doing post on a road he's
got his company there on the road he
says we have to start and look at the
misses sitting in the window of the
Seminary there are so many of them and
they have the name of being so much Sues
and we are so timid we do nothing but
gaze if I were not afraid of a flogging
I would go down there and tell them Lee
had surrendered and this was me four
days ago on Twitter X I'm so [ __ ]
invested in this Chile's car winning
Daytona April 3rd
1865 the day the day after the
Breakthrough at Petersburg at Petersburg
which pretty much was the beginning of
the end of the war we were completely
tired out of the day of battle news
reached of Ed browny's death on the
parapet oh Ed how Wicked you were lost
in our final engagement I went to bed
crying at the thought of him February 11th
11th
2024 there's probably people [ __ ] to
ICP right
now okay okay last one last one this is
kind of a longer one April 10th 1865 the
day after the war again he's 19 years
old he's been at War for 4 years Jesus
with smooth boar [ __ ]
just and no anesthetics or first aid of
any kind we know now that the war has
ended and how it Thrills me and joy to
know that we have accomplished what we
have after four years I can hardly get
through my head that we can go on picket
and not keep villag a vilant lookout for
Rebels all I want now is an education
and I'm bound to have one January 20 or
January 17th 2024 me also you know a war
veteran it's not illegal to scream
Allahu abbar in the middle of a flight
and then just continue reading your People
People
magazine so I'm journaling yeah it's the
same thing right yeah same same but
different yeah they're going to look
back and be like my great great uncle
jack yeah used to drink with President
Herrera yeah yeah that's true yeah and I
like how you said Uncle cuz you know
like this guy ain't having kids women
women might want to [ __ ] him they don't
they don't want to get impregnated by
him I'm not saying that I'm just saying
I've never met a man with more crazy
uncle energy than you you're what I
strive to be bro when I actually do go
to my sister's house I got three nephews
two of them are twins they're Maniacs
six years old like they I like pass out
I all I do is sleep at her house I sleep
through it's the best sleep I get is
when I finally go back up to Minneapolis
and and just can be with a fam I just
pass out on that couch yeah I bought
them the UFC game for Christmas that's
way too violent for 6 years olds there's
a lot blood in that game fine yeah do
you ever have you ever had like a family
approach you and say hey my kids love
your videos all the time I get uh I get
a ton of emails about uh parents who
like my son in like middle school or
early High School like has never gave a
[ __ ] about history but now he actually
is it's his best subject because he
likes your videos or I had uh I have
kids actually write me and ask me to
help them get sources because they want
to do a paper on a video that I already
did and they want to know what sources I
use to write their papers so yeah they
do all that's a lot of initiative for
like I'm assuming these are like
teenagers and stuff like that that's a
lot of initiative for a teenager to take
that's awesome that's actually doing
good in the world crazy concept that is
awesome also Jack that's like
the how old was your uh great great
great great grandpa during that 15 15 to
19 15 in 1861 [ __ ] doing four years
of war at 15 you we were sophomores I
had dropped we're soft yeah yeah dude I
could even imagine Ryden would be going
to war in three more years John turns 15
in a month yeah it's shipping him off to
war you're going to go you're going to
take this smooth boar rifle and you're
going to kill people who are your family
members and some guy from Alabama's
going to [ __ ] try to murder you yeah
yeah bryden's like I don't want to shoot
people down he could he'd be a good
Drummer Boy I don't know I know Ryan
doesn't like loud sounds oh he wouldn't like
like
General yeah he would be like I got to
get I got to get out of here running the
opposite way I'm like no oh God damn it
sorry the loud no deserter deserter he's
like no I just don't like this I don't
like this I am over this I am going to
go to the sou now can you imagine pick
charge pick charge a wave of gray coming
towards a wave of blue and he's just
running through the middle of the field
there they're like something's wrong
with that boy don't you let them line up
the Cannons though they're perfectly
accurate he's the one in charge of
formation he's like you are not in a
perfect line yeah he'd be the he'd be
the drill Ser St moving he's he's the
General on the horse and they're like
general what do we do don't talk to me stop
stop
talking the horse is too big oh my God General
Ryden back accuracy is correct on these
canons just destroys everyone yeah he's
just looking at the okay that is set now
you confuse it and then when they light
it he's like he's so excited to watch it
explore they are exactly 1,240 ft away
yes this is going to work Have You Ever
Seen The Onion News Network when they
had uh an actual like news show they had
the the autistic reporter Michael Faulk
no oh my God the prison guy yes he they
did like five segments with one was a
train wreck another was going to prison
another was the war in Afghanistan
autistic reporter Michael FAL from the
it was [ __ ] brilliant it was
brilliant but like he's in prison and
the guy's explaining like we have to
wake up at the same time every morning
get in line he's like a line yes I want
to go to prison take me to prison he's
like no it's terrible here no I how do I
go to prison I seen yeah I seen that one
clip he's like how do I go to prison
yeah you have to go into a line and it's
all regimented and you have lunch at the
same time every day he and he went
interview the Taliban he's like and they
put a bag on my head would made me quit
yeah like a horse Blinder for autism put
it back in it's like right she's like
they shut down the US soldiers are like
explaining how they lost like 15 guys
but the Taliban lost a thousand and he
couldn't comprehend why they weren't sad
for the Thousand Taliban guys that died
yeah dud I love how their brains workers
like but why are you sad about out the
10 and not
thousand like bro okay let me break this
down not going to happen [ __ ] it's what
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go ahead so that was uh so you had your
your your Civil War your Grandpa got
back and then where did it go from like
he just got back at 18 or 19 and then 19
years old they since he he was a captain
he was a young officer they actually
offered him an appointment to West Point
since he was so young and he's like [ __ ]
no I'm not doing war no more his brother
who actually was wounded at the Battle
of the Wilderness right next to him had
uh uh what was that uh the breathing
problem they all had back then uh Black
Lung uh tuberculosis tuberculosis yeah
TV so they heard that in Minnesota it's
just better air out there and so he went
in 1866 a year after the war went west
of Minnesota started his own business um
Minneapolis now has schools named after
him he was the two-time mayor of
Minneapolis kind of at really when he
really helped build the city to what it
is today um and then his son was the
first soldier from the state of
Minnesota that died in the Spanish
American war while he was in office so
they have schools named after him and
everything like that yeah Robert CR yeah
you got a [ __ ] history there man yeah
my family was like at one point they
were like the kennedies of Minnesota and
then the depression happened so like it
none of it matters anymore they got
depressed yeah they got depressed yeah
the depression yeah that's what I'm just
everyone just got depressed it wasn't
about money everyone's sad all of a
sudden [ __ ] wild yeah that's [ __ ]
crazy it's more crazy you know your
family lineage cuz I know like my
grandpa's and then past that I couldn't
tell you anything my family did it was a
freak thing right cuz he had like seven
kids so we were the ones that freakishly
were the ones that somehow ended up with
this because he probably at that point
had hundreds of descendants right um it
was just a freak thing that we were the
ones that ended up with that and it just
it was a big part of my childhood
reading and going through all that
that's what started my love and interest
in reading and history and uh and then
uh yeah some years back though we
donated it to the hanpen County
Historical Society so it's all it's in
museum now that's [ __ ] dope Cody do
you like where's your I'm guessing
Grandpa Great Grandpa and then nothing
after that I know [ __ ] I know Grandpa
yeah Grandpa was a police officer during
the Civil Rights Movement so we don't
talk about that
um uh that's where Cody got his
superpower is he is he really good with
is he really good with German Shepherds
and fire hoses he has genetic superpower
oh my God you should see some of his old
police reports I'm not even going to
repeat them can you read them like go to
court with those things
America not the not the full nword but
the one with grow at the end that's
that's not the police reports would be
like the color black in Spanish but that
was the word back then yeah yeah that I
don't think that's that's not nearly as
offensive as the
actual we still we still refer to old
baseball leagues as the Negro Leagues
that's what it was yeah okay so I can
say the word now I guess cont in
historical context yes but no his his
police reports like I read like um my
brother-in-law found some of his police
reports CU my brother-in-law and my
sister work at the same Police
Department that he worked in in the' 60s
and 70s oh wow and so the reports would
say like they would list the the name of
the suspects but then in the uh in the
when when they're talking about like
what happened they would be like negro
one came out of here with a with
whatever like negro 2 ran I chased negro
2 like it yeah that was the time it's
crazy when you read that you're like
dude dude a lot of the stuff we've done
in America like the Japanese camps
during World War II like one of the
worst things bro this is literal like a
lot of them are still alive oh my so one
of my females Kathy hey shout out to you
uh she her mom was part of that entire
thing so she has all the his history for
her she just turned 75 and she would
tell me about these stories when I was
training her she did personal training
she's like oh yeah my family they took
everything never got anything moved them
into a camp you're just everything's
just gone imagine just coming in
chucking in and most of those people
they weren't folks that had just gotten
to the United States yest they were
generationally American they'd been
there for three or four generations they
were as American as you can be yeah yeah
and people don't know too that they did
in more not not as commonly with
Japanese Americans but they did in turn
a lot of German Americans as well oh I
see there was a lot of German Americans
that were like openly kind of Clinging
On to Hitler's rhetoric they kind of
identified them like you're going to
stay in they put him down here in Texas
actually no [ __ ] I mean it makes sense
we have a huge German
population did you ever watch Bernie
[ __ ] uh new braon FS like everything
around here fredicksburg
yeah did you ever watch sorry go ahead
oh no I was going to say we were talking
yesterday about the uh Argent the
Argentina Nazis yeah how do how do you
feel about the Argentina Nazi
situation well I think do you think it
really happened oh a bunch of high brass
like SS people fled to South America
yeah we found the one was the big who
was the big name we found um like the oh
that dude that had own Island for doing
nuclear research God no I didn't even
know that one I know we found like big
name SS commanders in Argentina and
South America without that's like
historic they were actually finding like
war criminals up uh I mean they still
the last one wasn't long ago there's a
whole team actually who was the Israel
uh uh the Israelis that would go and
[ __ ] hunt Nazis been hunting sense
have you heard of that Cody no dude this
is an is like Israelis Jewish people
this Tim Kennedy thing thing no this cuz
hunting like I don't know if it's
military or like law enforcement
paramilitary but they have like their
own like borderline Special Forces Unit
that hunts down like Nazi war kidnap and
bring them back yeah you didn't hear oh
yeah they don't [ __ ] around like no I
didn't know about that but but like I
I've talked to so many dudes who do um
like Joint Force type stuff down in
Argentina and they're just these
villages of all Germans of of yeah of
like big white people with blue eyes and
blonde hair that speak in the middle of
like Indian Territory yeah to speak like
the weirdest dialect like yeah yeah uh
well and South America's always been
multiethnic they have huge Italian
populations in
Argentina Brazil's very diverse but uh
and there had been Germans in uh in
South America for quite a while but yeah
1945 there was a new flood of them that
showed up that St I told you about weird
did I oh I haven't told you this story
when I was at the 511 event in Las Vegas
for a shot show the one with Cody was
yeah so we were all there we were all
there and I went inside and there was
just you know a bunch of people there
whatever and I went in there was this
dude like he had two backpacks in his
hand he was like looking trying to pick
between the two but one of them that he
had was the backpack that I've had
forever that I [ __ ] love and I was
like that one's the best like i' I've
owned both that one's way better and
he's like yeah I was leaning towards
that one anyways because I'm from
Honduras and I can't have like very
military looking backpacks because
they'll just assume I'm with the cartel
and they'll arrest me and he's like so
this one looks like not military I go
yeah that's why I like it too and he's
like yeah and I was like cool and he's
like yeah I own a security company down
there I'm like oh that's cool and he
goes yeah I'm half half German half
Honduran and I go oh and he go how'd
that happen he goes well my grandpa came
over from Germany in the 1940s and I
went he go he goes yeah my grandpa was a
Nazi straight up and he's like it's he
like he's kind of like we had a
conversation for like 20 minutes and
he's like my grandma's got dementia and
she thinks it's
1943 it's super Not Cool is she the lady
in that video I brought that up I
brought that up I brought that up and he
is he's straight up he's like dude it's
exactly like that he's like it's bad so
Grand you know what video we're talking
about no no oh there's a there's there's
a video with an old lady and she goes I
don't even I don't it's a cake it's a
birthday something's happening and
they're like it's a celebration she's
having she's having a drink yeah she's
like hell H like Grandma no grandma no
she goes she goes ra arm Her Like Son
pulls her arm down oh my God think about
in Germany right now that's probably
happening to a lot of families when you
think about it oh the old yeah I didn't
think about that oh my God yeah we're
losing a lot of World War II vets
recently I know that's why we trying to
get I'm interviewing three this month
are they coming here no no I'm going to
them and and it it's basically like it
was a rush to book those tickets because
uh last year I I I um I interviewed
three and two of them died within a
month after the interview like you got
to get on it fast well I know I remember
in uh when I was personal training this is
is
201 reading the news that the last World
War I Soldier had just passed i Frank
buckles yeah yeah I was like holy [ __ ]
oh my God yeah the entire generation is
now gone now we're the World War II one
were at that cycle like Hey we're going
to start losing a lot of these what was
the sorry I was going to say what was
the stat like this was like five or 10
years ago probably that I read the stat
but I think the United States government
was still paying pensions for civil for
like three Civil War veterans because it
was like widows yeah they're they're
like widows or something like something
crazy the last Civil War it was it was a
child of a Civil War veteran I think is
how it worked but it was like a
15-year-old kid that died in combat but
had a kid and then this person was like
105 now like it was something crazy but
they were still paying out pensions for
Civil War veterans yeah the last Civil
War veteran died in
1956 or something like that which is
also [ __ ] wild yeah that is crazy
what was what was the sorry back back to
World War II what was the black dude
with the Tommy Gun on his porch oh uh he
just pass can't remember his name yeah
yeah he passed he got num monia and he
he finally passed really cool he was
like he was like
99 yeah he was he was a soldier yeah
yeah he was a World War II Soldier and
he was he aot or something Robert over
he was the guy that lived up in Austin
right he was like he was like blind yeah
I think so yeah Robert over he he had a
over stream or something like that yeah
they would interview him the oldest
World War II Soldier yeah y yep that's
him yeah he was like I contribute my
longevity longevity to to Whiskey
Whiskey and
cigars damn they don't build him like
that anymore dude I think he was up
there in Austin if I'm not mistaken yeah
what do you have on your like family
lineage or are you the first one where
you're like I'm going to start deep
diving I know Grandpa I don't know super
far back I know my family came over from
Ireland in you're not one of them Ians
no in like the early 1900s and they went
straight to California for the gold rush
and then my family owned one of the
biggest ranches in California for a long
time and that was actually my dad's my
dad's grandpa so my great- grandpa I
never got to meet him he passed away
before I was born but they owned one of
the biggest ranches in California and
then lost it in a divorce but my dad has
all these stories because I guess there
was a Native American um burial site on
this Ranch so my great grandpa had this
like Museum on his property of just all
this stuff that had been like he wasn't
even Excavating but it was like it was
Ranch so like he was farming and stuff
and like the stuff just got Unearthed
and he was like preserving it so he had
all kinds of no we don't have they like
lost all of it and like I never got to
see what part of California uh Northern
California so like Orland Orville area
Chico I was born in Chico oh up north
there okay dude oh oh in the comments in
the comments below let us know what your
fan family is like if you have any crazy
stories like that yeah really did you
ever see that ke and Peele sketch where
they're doing An
ancestry it's so good I don't know this
it's so good I'm it's so good dude and
if you know American history like it's
it's awesome but it's like it's an
ancestry.com commercial it's like this
white guy's like I didn't know that I
was a direct descendant of Robert the
Bruce of Scotland and then it goes to
another person it's a black lady he like
I'm a direct descendant of Thomas
Jefferson and then it goes to a white
guy he's like I'm a direct descendant of
a uh um John Adams and then it goes to
another black guy Thomas Jefferson and
every time it was to a black person like Thomas
Thomas
Jefferson D ke pills so [ __ ] Jesus the
best sketch comedy you will ever see
still remember the Family Guy skit when
they find the pictures from uh Lois's
dad Peter yeah and then Peter and then
they're like they're like oh look like
your great great grandpa had the jump jungle
jungle
fever Jesus Christ dude yeah watching
old Family Guys now you're like wow this
was on network television at 6:00 p.m.
dude that used to go hard very hard it
debuted after the Super Bowl did it yeah
the first I think I'm pretty sure the
first episode was after the Super Bowl I
love Family Guys story because they
dropped it for two years there was two
years or a year where they're like no
and then everyone's like where the [ __ ]
Family Guy go and then they were like oh
Fox had a bad history of cancelling good
shows uh rest of development is the big
one I can think of I don't know if you
guys have ever seen that it's my
favorite comedy sitcom comedy show of
all time but they just it was always on
the shopping block but they had a
hardcore fan
base I forget yeah was it only Fox
there's a couple networks that would do
that they would have uh firefli is a
really good example of
every but they but but Firefly that's
the one where they mixed up the episodes
right and they played them out of order
so originally yes because the executives
didn't like the order so like no we'll
start here it confused the audience
that's the most Hollywood thing I've
ever heard in my life y telling the
people that made the made the show what
order the episodes need to be in
chronologically well you and thankfully
we have this big wave of well thankfully
there was a huge wave of that happening
and now every and then all the studios
lost a metric [ __ ] ton of money for the
last couple years thanks Disney Disney
Marvel they just started printing shows
and then you had this [ __ ] up and then
it was like a we need to actually pull
back that's why Disney Marvel right now
there's only slated for Deadpool is the
only big have you seen the Deadpool
trailer not no not the new one Deadpool
and Wolverine is that the one that has
Juggernaut in it no this is one new one
coming out [ __ ] yeah but but in the
trailer Deadpool says I'm Marvel's Jesus
yeah he's like you can call me Marvel's
Jesus or Messiah like
something like that it's like cuz he
they know that he's going to bring it
like Deadpool's going to bring it back
going to bring Marvel back somebody or
shoot somebody in the deck he's like oh
you won't see that normally on
Disney he goes right into this are but
they're breaking the fourth wall
entirely and he's like yeah I'm Marvel's
Messiah and it was it was a huge like
Ryan Reynolds they were not trying to
have it happen and tell last year's all
the failures from last year and the year
before this year they were like
[ __ ] okay like he gets he gets
whatever he wants let's actually have
him do this they pulled back on
everything other than mam came out
bombed and now Deadpool those are only
two big slated ones this year and
they're compared to two years ago which
they had I think it was like eight
series and then six movies come out and
they [ __ ] tanked a majority of them
tanked so they're
like the Disney CEO he was like or
Marvel CEO one of them he was like yeah
we we I won't say any much more other
than uh we made mistakes and we're
trying to rectify them uh quan quality
over quantity from now on I hate it I I
would love to imagine Ryan Reynolds and
Hugh Jackman walking into the office of
the CEO and being like we don't need you
you need us and we're going to do
whatever we want in this movie you know
I hope they both make a billion dollars
yeah it's it's like you know people
forget Show Business Show Business uh
not fun show business it's those Studio
systems it's as bureaucratic as any
other mundane Corporation out there and
you have endless amounts of people in
pointless jobs that are trying to
justify their job so they're inserting
themselves into creative decisions
constantly they're not letting the
artist you know sometimes we've never
experienced this before absolutely not I
live in a creative
Utopia it's creative
Heaven yeah but yeah that's why that's
why I love when you guys have me on here
I can say whatever I want
like yep yeah yeah that's
fine G again say something
racist he like no Jack is cancell he's
like I never said that about Jackie
Robinson man it's a highly specific I
was just thinking about how awesome
Jackie Robinson was sorry I love Jackie
Robinson cuz you're you're a [ __ ]
huge baseball fan yeah yeah yeah yeah
the reason I love the Jackie Rob story
is he was not the best black baseball
player in America at that time uh there
were in The Negro Leagues there were
much there were a few players that were
better than Jackie Robinson the reason
why they chose him though was he had
gone to UCLA which back then it was not
common to have integrated uh sports
teams but he had already played football
and baseball with white players in
college um and he had he's a World War
II veteran not only that he was an
officer so he was good on paper and he
was good and he he he did you know
rightfully so it wasn't easy to be a
black baseball player traveling in the
Deep South in the in the 1940s um but he
had a um he had a good history of tact
uh where other ball players that were
better that they you know they fought
understandably they'd fight back in
situations but in order for them to
convince White America like that uh this
black baseball player belongs here they
had to have the guy with the right
resume and he had he had the right
resume he was a phenomenal baseball
player too yeah oh yeah it's crazy
watching that like even the black
community when it was introduced into
basketball baseball boxing cuz it was
like no what the heck is this this dude
doing out on the field get out of here
but wait hold on hold on when he's
stealing home and he's on your team oh
we need him black Bas like basketball
all that you just get to see that like
hold yeah wait let the boy play wils
putting up let him cook wil putting up
100 points yeah you just hold on Boston
which by the way when we associate
American racism oh God no it's perfect
when we think about racism America we
unfairly put it into the South quite
often but like the RO most racist city
in America has Boston's got a pretty
good freaking history of being shitty
Irish white people up there and the fact
that they accepted someone like Bill
Russell you know says a lot about the
power of being good at sports how that
can change culture yeah I mean you look
at um uh Robinson ohg all I can think
about the Bill Bird joke which one the
one where he's like what's it how come
every time you know like a white guy
makes a move it's an intelligent move
and every time a black guy makes a move
on the football field it's an athletic
move and he kind of explains it he's
like well when pton Manning calls an
audible that's an intelligent move when
Michael Jordan jumps over four grown men
from the free throw
that so probably one of the funniest
jokes in standup history Jesus guys it's
okay I have black friends oh
[ __ ] even uh Sugar Ray Robinson when he
was during his boxing and this dude was
a [ __ ] monster yeah and Untouchable
at that time frame and then he was in
World War II he joined had to do his
service and he just box he like raise
soldiers yeah they they weren't going to
get that guy killed in combat no cuz he
was already like the heavyweight
champion what main character [ __ ] oh
yeah those uh oh the my video no no no
I'm saying what yeah what what he's
talking about he had they're not going
to let him die in combat so he's like he
has main character energy he's got main
character energy I want to go to the
front line
sir you're going to stay in the backline
and box motivate the troops who we will
send everyone at this table though to
the front line have you ever do you know
about the the F I'm sorry to interrupt
I'm get it get it Minnesota anxiety uh
do you know about the five came back
story about the five uh directors that
oh man I I don't know that they were the
biggest directors of the day John Ford
was one of them um but like the the all
the best directors of that era they went
and shot propaganda stuff for the United
States government they like they
commissioned in various branches and
went overseas and shot actual combat
footage they put themselves on the front
lines to get this like a propaganda
footage for the United States so they
were doing like
cinematic you know shots in the middle
of combat and this is on tracks and [ __ ]
at so if you guys don't know this during
that time frame akir Cawa was the he was
the uh lead of starting the cinema uh
the camera movement during shots and
building tracks and then it came like
America World War II you would have I'm
assuming they probably had if you're
saying cinematic shots like laid out
track these are Monster cameras as you
were just saying they're walking and
going like that's such a [ __ ] Flex
well getting shot while the ground's exp
such [ __ ] Flex could you imagine
being some [ __ ] 18-year-old German
kid and just the Americans are what are
they doing they're setting up their
cameras the battle starts in 45 minutes
content man content bro oh my God you're
looking over you're like they're adjusting
adjusting
lights what the [ __ ] they're worried
about lighting they're making a guy
sweat right now just to look good on
camera they're pre- dirtying themselves
did they make they the push happens at
Golden hour to look better like they're
moving Sal units for better
sunlight the hardest director [ __ ]
Hitler Youth is sitting over there like
this is about to suck isn't it we're
about to
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guys have you guys have you guys seen
that masters of air show that's come out
it's like the bane of Brothers of the
sky it's so good wait is out yeah uh
it's coming out Episode by episode right
now I'm waiting till it's all the way
out yeah can I can I uh ahead just one
scene that I thought was badass I know
the general plot I know how it they yeah
I assume you know they get into a they
get into a bar fight with a bunch of RAF
bomber Pilots uh British Pilots because
the British Pilots are [ __ ] on them
because Americans did day missions and
the Brits did night missions uh and he
said something maybe you know maybe you
more of you guys would have survived if
you did night missions so they end up
getting in a bar fight and beating the
[ __ ] out of each other and afterwards
the one of The Americans is like he was
right he's like then why'd you fight him
I just didn't like his tone yeah I
thought it was such a cool scene that is
I mean doing day missions is not fun you
you always ask it's like but why yeah
presents it's War torn you know they
don't have right yeah
exactly bad idea you're just going to
give up home field advantage for no reason
reason
like he me out we wait 8 hours and they
literally can't [ __ ] see yeah perod
no no no no no no throw Young American
boys at them it's fine it's fine it's
fine we need to establish presence go
he's like a jack you probably when
you're walking in [ __ ] my least
favorite part was when you do dismounted
Patrol and you're surrounded by like 10
to 10 story buildings like on each side
like you just start walking like this
you're like sniper you can't get me I'm
not going to pause I'm going to take a
knee move you
start oh when you're first in it and
it's a day Mission it's just [ __ ]
like you're like I'm going to get shot
at any one of these windows I got to I
got to find it um there's like a Vietnam
era veteran sniper that streams
Battlefield the old guy the old guy
that's just [ __ ] wrecking people with
slapping people on the rooftop he's just
talking [ __ ] the entire time it's so
funny when you this adjustment you go up
this far and he's like head shot head
shot head shot head shot like God it's
probably our next door neighbor It's
Sammy right It's Sammy just [ __ ] have
you met the neighbor here yet dude he's
cool as [ __ ] the next door neighbor
right here yes um I've never met him I
not did the nod thing going in a couple
times yeah yeah he's a 101st Vietnam
veteran oh [ __ ] 173rd yeah have you guys
had him on the show no we're going to
Nick was want to bring him yeah I bet
he's got some stories oh I I just want
to hear what he thinks of us they
thought I was running drugs cuz I'm a
tattooed [ __ ] Mexican and there was
just a whole bunch of boxes getting
delivered [ __ ]
Batman well it was like boxes would get
delivered and i' like and they would
just sit there and then I put security
cameras everywhere around the house and
then the the uh the wife I got one video
message on the front door it's just her
coming up and grabbing a whole bunch
she's like it's going to be next door I
know what you do and walks over there
cuz they just came [ __ ] my ass which
understandable if you don't see me on a
normal day-to-day
basis what you do you imagine you dirty
little tattoo mexic we know we know the
borders coming
over hope she did she open it I hope she
opened it that'd be so funny oh no so
it' be so she thinks she's opening up
just kilos of drugs it's [ __ ] light
up tetrises and Thor hammers and just
dumb [ __ ] off Amazon there's got to be
drugs in here
somewhere I go and I finally go like a
few days later I'm like hey I'm Eli blah
blah blah and she's like what very like
apprehensive like very standoffish when
I mean she's like what are you doing I
was like oh we do some internet content
like uh podcast you run a business out
of the I was like well no we're doing
this like hey it's it's fine blah blah
blah oh and uh vet I we tried to do
things for the veteran Community oh oh
okay that was that that's all it took
and then it went like hey and I start
talking and doing she's like you do all
like all this and you no school my my
son's a doctor D D D son's a do like all
her sons are [ __ ] like doctors and
stuff that smart smart family over there
that's all saie yeah and then uh she
started talking I was like oh yeah and I
brought uh you guys so had whiskey and
wine for her I was like I don't know
what kind of wine I'm assuming a white
maybe a red here's both and then I got
Sammy the the husband both colors good
job 100% success right there exactly I
was like here and she's like oh my God
thank you so much left come back the
next day she's like I Googled you guys
you guys are so good you so much for the
community thank you guys so much and now
they'll bring in MA they have the house
code they bring in our mail for us oh
God yeah they're like the sweetest
humans over yeah we shouldn't tell them
about Brandon Herrera no God and how
much he hates veterans yeah he gave me a
book yesterday and mexic I hope that is
the clip Tony tries to send out next is
like Brandon Herrera hates Mexicans and
Herrera Herrera I was a big fan of how
he uh he posted the voting thing and he
was like one vote score one for the good
guys and then he just didn't have the
balls to say bad guys so he said other
guys even though he clearly just wants
to fly bad guys it's like how you going
to run to be a [ __ ] Federal
congressman and you don't have the balls
to call your competition bad yeah it's
kind of sad after the article Mr Tony
Gonzalez my name is Jack Manville and I
am a direct descendant of Benedict
Arnold and if the price is right I can
give you everything you need to know
about Brandy Herrera Brandy Herrera
Brandy herrer the
dude when he wins though the Montage of
all this [ __ ] like how the [ __ ] did that
guy get elected bro we were talking
about that last night like his uh his
campaign manager is going to be a legend
in in the campaign manager Community
yeah and that's the thing is the
Republicans and Democrats and they all
know each other it's not like personal
for them it's personal for the IDI yeah
it's business for them this is football
coaches comparing professional athletes
against each other that D's going to be
a Legend it's like man they how did he
do that cuz they've we've discussed it
before with like un it's all everything
we do it's like they're just like
[ __ ] [ __ ] his text mess hey it could be
12 nope that one fell flat I don't know
explain that he's that podcaster that
like lets all those dudes bang his
wife the joke s what now I'm now I want
Adam Adam [ __ ] you talking about Adam
22 oh Adam 20 that oh that's why yeah it
wasn't my fault I just got it wrong
those are the best joks
yeah we had to bounce between like the
let's get back to veter yeah I mean to
be fair though did we talk about his
shirt it's awesome ah you got me you got
me was that the first time or that was
the first time for him yeah yeah you got
me dude you got everyone so far Zach
Zach so we got Z and I knew [Laughter]
[Laughter]
Eli had my back on it from the beginning
from like the second Nick sat down was
like ding ding ding I was like it's like
wait I was like Cody go there here you
go there well Nick said I would rather
sit here cuz he wanted to get Zach
veteran with a sign IED it was it was a
two hour build up strategy it it was two
hours strategic it it was just like Nick
just is like I should say here I was
like yes you should my brain was a he
like he's going to [ __ ] Boop him [ __ ]
that this is a pre-planned Ambush right
here dude I want that [ __ ] boot to go
hard mat I was over here at Matthew
mccon with the cigarette
like I see it coming still Isaiah is the
Pinnacle cuz I had your back on that one
I can't believe I got that that one cuz
even then you hear me even I was
surprised I got that Windon yeah oh I
was here on Windon can we say for seven
years okay like I was like yeah and I
was like oh [ __ ] there is something the
whole time and then he looked down it
worked out yeah cuz he like he just
looked at you and you had there and I
was like oh there is something and he
was like oh
boom and his face of defeat though he
goes [ __ ] yeah time slowed down for all
of us we're just
like that podcast is nothing but
12-year-old boys
she we just watched an explosion and
hour is watching him go like indepth
into like biblical education everything
just being super articulate and smart
and then I [ __ ] hit him with the
third grade joke and then we end the
podcast like [ __ ] degenerates yeah
Jack we my my parents were sitting over
there and Isaiah went into like this
huge biblical thing L angels that like
how the representation like he don't
call it lore people are going to get mad
sorry the lore is the proper word right
what's lore mean it's secular it's a
okay whatever I don't know what the [ __ ]
I have a GED don't go off of my grammar
got a kid got a kid but he's going
through like all he's just breaking it
down into a very consumable product and
everyone is loving it like everyone just
shut up and we just dude he was so good
and he got so many compliments and like
all y'all out there all the comments
were like man if this dude was my like
Sunday school teacher I would listened
and my favorite comment is like one of
y'all out there you weirdos he's like
I'm a pagan Viking but holy [ __ ] I would
have turned to Christian for this dude
holy [ __ ] I would I would have dropped
that Axe and open up an Ikea stat
man have you have you watched any of
Windon stuff I have not to be I'm not as
well versed with the internet stuff so
uh uh I've learned about him because of
the show yeah okay that was a long time
for that explanation I could have just
said no my apologies my favorite Windon
video ever is like three years old and
it's it's him explaining in detail why
Christmas in the cranks is communist
propaganda it's so [ __ ] funny it's so [ __ ]
[ __ ]
funny you just sit there like this dude
he's right [ __ ] He's ruining it like
this like probably the last great
American Christmas movie ever he's like
communist propaganda and just [ __ ]
shreds it it's so good it's hilarious
it's a shorter one it's only like 30
minutes by him which is a pretty short
video for him but like it's so good Boom
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what socialist propaganda is what is it
the Pledge of Allegiance I'm listening
Francis B Francis belly oh no show her
we got the clip she's tiled in I so my I
do not say the Pledge of Allegiance
because it's socialist propaganda the it was written by a uh an open and avowed
was written by a uh an open and avowed uh Christian socialist named uh Francis
uh Christian socialist named uh Francis Bellamy and people forget pre-World War
Bellamy and people forget pre-World War II social socialists were getting
II social socialists were getting elected to high positions in this
elected to high positions in this country it wasn't like the bad word it
country it wasn't like the bad word it is now was so socialism was a lot more
is now was so socialism was a lot more common especially in the Depression era
common especially in the Depression era uh but like and U to piggyback pres
uh but like and U to piggyback pres Pledge of Allegiance didn't happen till
Pledge of Allegiance didn't happen till 50s or
50s or 60s started in the late late 19th
60s started in the late late 19th century um and well that's what I'm
century um and well that's what I'm saying like that 1960s 1950s no like the
saying like that 1960s 1950s no like the 1890s so basically Francis Bellamy got
1890s so basically Francis Bellamy got hired uh to write this thing so they
hired uh to write this thing so they could sell PL uh uh flags for this
could sell PL uh uh flags for this magazine but he like straight up the
magazine but he like straight up the whole point was to get it into schools
whole point was to get it into schools and indoctrinate children to socialist
and indoctrinate children to socialist uh ideals and which he did uh he was
uh ideals and which he did uh he was accessible they even had a thing called
accessible they even had a thing called the belly salute they quit doing it in
the belly salute they quit doing it in 1942 and it was like this yeah instead
1942 and it was like this yeah instead of doing the hand on the heart the now
of doing the hand on the heart the now the in the ironic thing is he was a he
the in the ironic thing is he was a he was a minister a Christian minister the
was a minister a Christian minister the in the one nation under God wasn't added
in the one nation under God wasn't added in until the 1950s that's what it was
in until the 1950s that's what it was and that that part of it wasn't added
and that that part of it wasn't added until like 50 60 years later I you see
until like 50 60 years later I you see star spangle Banner love that [ __ ]
star spangle Banner love that [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] Banger top one on the
that's a [ __ ] Banger top one on the Billboards love that song but when it
Billboards love that song but when it comes to re that that pledge that pledge
comes to re that that pledge that pledge creeps me out man I might as well
creeps me out man I might as well watching freaking a thousand North
watching freaking a thousand North Korean kids reciting something right
Korean kids reciting something right there it creeps me out that pledge does
there it creeps me out that pledge does man how does that make you feel Nick I
man how does that make you feel Nick I don't know Nick makes us actually say
don't know Nick makes us actually say the Pledge of Allegiance before every
the Pledge of Allegiance before every episode true yeah you guys miss it he's
episode true yeah you guys miss it he's not a Christian so that's his prayer fun
not a Christian so that's his prayer fun fact they actually have the same exact
fact they actually have the same exact American flag with the little holder
American flag with the little holder that you can screw into the wall on
that you can screw into the wall on Amazon there's one in that corner right
Amazon there's one in that corner right there you just don't see it it's
there you just don't see it it's beautiful yo catch catch the pleas of
beautiful yo catch catch the pleas of Allegiance on
Allegiance on patreon we also have that old school
patreon we also have that old school clock that hangs right next to it that
clock that hangs right next to it that we all know it's
we all know it's amazing yeah don't worry when I found
amazing yeah don't worry when I found out Rudy was kind of [ __ ] you ruined
out Rudy was kind of [ __ ] you ruined the movie for me so sorry for ruining
the movie for me so sorry for ruining the movie for you guys I was like Rudy
the movie for you guys I was like Rudy oh yeah that is if you want to go on on
oh yeah that is if you want to go on on that t what wait okay you've had what is
that t what wait okay you've had what is your next next video cuz you're usually
your next next video cuz you're usually one or two ahead I'm probably going to
one or two ahead I'm probably going to uh I think I'm doing I think I'm doing
uh I think I'm doing I think I'm doing the the devil duck probably as soon as I
the the devil duck probably as soon as I get home um do you talk about them on
get home um do you talk about them on this show ahead of time at all or are
this show ahead of time at all or are they secret I talk about it technically
they secret I talk about it technically ahead of time but we're so far ahead on
ahead of time but we're so far ahead on this podcast that I usually get the
this podcast that I usually get the video done and it's uploaded by the time
video done and it's uploaded by the time this podcast comes out I want to hear
this podcast comes out I want to hear about it the devil duck yeah oh you're
about it the devil duck yeah oh you're Marine you'll love this story this is
Marine you'll love this story this is the most Marine Corp story that's ever
the most Marine Corp story that's ever happened I don't even know this [ __ ]
happened I don't even know this [ __ ] you know story you've never heard of the
you know story you've never heard of the devil duck I'm not a God in uh in the 19
devil duck I'm not a God in uh in the 19 in the 1940s a young Marine was in the
in the 1940s a young Marine was in the Netherlands getting ready to go into the
Netherlands getting ready to go into the Pacific the to fight and uh in the
Pacific the to fight and uh in the Netherlands he was at a bar and they
Netherlands he was at a bar and they were playing poker and the Marines won
were playing poker and the Marines won all the money from the locals and the
all the money from the locals and the locals are like [ __ ] it here's my prize
locals are like [ __ ] it here's my prize duck and put it in the middle of the
duck and put it in the middle of the table he's like all right I'm G to win
table he's like all right I'm G to win this duck so he wins a duck right and
this duck so he wins a duck right and they
they duck imagine just being
duck imagine just being like so obviously this of course the
like so obviously this of course the Marines are like yeah we'll take that
Marines are like yeah we'll take that [ __ ] duck E4 E3 L corpal somewhere
[ __ ] duck E4 E3 L corpal somewhere right around there right and he's like I
right around there right and he's like I got this [ __ ] pet duck now obviously
got this [ __ ] pet duck now obviously he brings it with him okay he brings
he brings it with him okay he brings this duck with him this duck
this duck with him this duck participates in four amphibious Landings
participates in four amphibious Landings in the Pacific including the amphibious
in the Pacific including the amphibious Landing of taroa which is like one of
Landing of taroa which is like one of the deadliest battles in the Pacific of
the deadliest battles in the Pacific of World War II did the duck survived oh
World War II did the duck survived oh yeah oh my so he ends up getting the
yeah oh my so he ends up getting the rank of Sergeant Sergeant seawash is his
rank of Sergeant Sergeant seawash is his name this [ __ ] duck okay M makes it
name this [ __ ] duck okay M makes it goes through multiple amphibious
goes through multiple amphibious Landings apparently I swear to God like
Landings apparently I swear to God like I have the sources I have the time news
I have the sources I have the time news articles and the draw
articles and the draw the duck got in a fight with a Japanese
the duck got in a fight with a Japanese rooster during one of the amphibious
rooster during one of the amphibious Landings and beat this Japanese rooster
Landings and beat this Japanese rooster in a fight and ended up getting a
in a fight and ended up getting a military medal for going Toe to Toe with
military medal for going Toe to Toe with this Japanese
this Japanese crer [ __ ] you you rooster [ __ ] I just
crer [ __ ] you you rooster [ __ ] I just picture in my hand I just picture the
picture in my hand I just picture the duck has like its flap like stepping on
duck has like its flap like stepping on it's stepping on the chicken a GI tosses
it's stepping on the chicken a GI tosses a 911 1911 next to it and the duck's
a 911 1911 next to it and the duck's like
a ex so and then uh [ __ ] survives make it makes it all the way through
make it makes it all the way through World War II with the Marines wow doing
World War II with the Marines wow doing multiple amphibious Landings ends up uh
multiple amphibious Landings ends up uh they give it to I forget which zoo it
they give it to I forget which zoo it was off the top of my head but it lived
was off the top of my head but it lived it the rest of its life in a zoo but it
it the rest of its life in a zoo but it was uh made it to made it to the states
was uh made it to made it to the states yeah made it back to the States it was
yeah made it back to the States it was drinking booze with the Marines all the
drinking booze with the Marines all the time right of course and like there's
time right of course and like there's pictures of this duck drinking beer with
pictures of this duck drinking beer with the Marin while the Marines are hitting
the Marin while the Marines are hitting on the [ __ ] on like women there's
on the [ __ ] on like women there's literally pictures of this dude in his
literally pictures of this dude in his dress uniform the Ducks drinking booze
dress uniform the Ducks drinking booze while he's hitting on like three girls
while he's hitting on like three girls did the duck have anything no still a
did the duck have anything no still a [ __ ] duck I do believe this is the
[ __ ] duck I do believe this is the first historical record of a wingman
first historical record of a wingman though as far as picking up it's going
though as far as picking up it's going to be hilarious well you know like if if
to be hilarious well you know like if if they're in a bar and anyone [ __ ] with a
they're in a bar and anyone [ __ ] with a duck they're all just like oh God it'd
duck they're all just like oh God it'd be terrible did you just what did you
be terrible did you just what did you say to my duck my serving duck that's a
say to my duck my serving duck that's a good luck duck right there man my
good luck duck right there man my service duck get in any bar he ended up
service duck get in any bar he ended up dying of liver complications and the
dying of liver complications and the Marine Corp I had the newspaper article
Marine Corp I had the newspaper article the Marine Corps had to release an
the Marine Corps had to release an official statement at the time in like
official statement at the time in like 1949 1950 somewhere right around there
1949 1950 somewhere right around there when the duck died they had to release
when the duck died they had to release this official statement from the Marine
this official statement from the Marine Corps that the liver complications that
Corps that the liver complications that sergeant seawash had are not related to
sergeant seawash had are not related to the excessive amount of drinking with
the excessive amount of drinking with the Marine
the Marine Corp and then they they had him stuffed
Corp and then they they had him stuffed and allegedly he's in the museum in uh
and allegedly he's in the museum in uh Virginia in quano there yeah wow yeah oh
Virginia in quano there yeah wow yeah oh anyone oh can we borrow that for unsub
anyone oh can we borrow that for unsub for like a year that oh we would play oh
for like a year that oh we would play oh here's the thing I reached out to that
here's the thing I reached out to that Museum and they didn't get back to me
Museum and they didn't get back to me and then I'm not saying this happened
and then I'm not saying this happened but in the back of my head I'm just like
but in the back of my head I'm just like somebody was like down in the basement
somebody was like down in the basement one day why the [ __ ] is there a duck
one day why the [ __ ] is there a duck here like probably got rid of it
here like probably got rid of it something dumb can we start an unsub
something dumb can we start an unsub Series where it's like unsub field trips
Series where it's like unsub field trips and we'll go visit like so [ __ ]
and we'll go visit like so [ __ ] military fi trip any fii trip field trip
military fi trip any fii trip field trip there's a I know one of the best one
there's a I know one of the best one there's a
there's a military uh there's a US Navy ship like
military uh there's a US Navy ship like sitting in the middle of a field in
sitting in the middle of a field in Mississippi or in Ohio Orit why did they
Mississippi or in Ohio Orit why did they bring it out to scrap it and it just got
bring it out to scrap it and it just got left it flooded and some like military
left it flooded and some like military unit [ __ ] drove this [ __ ] like
unit [ __ ] drove this [ __ ] like it's not a big ship but they drove a
it's not a big ship but they drove a military vessel all the way up and then
military vessel all the way up and then they just got beached there and they
they just got beached there and they just [ __ ] F [ __ ] it leave it in the
just [ __ ] F [ __ ] it leave it in the middle of this forest in Ohio and you
middle of this forest in Ohio and you like hike it's like an8 mile hike from
like hike it's like an8 mile hike from the road to go down into the woods
the road to go down into the woods to get it we could well nobody's out
to get it we could well nobody's out there so like if we actually like Ruck
there so like if we actually like Ruck marched all the way out there we could
marched all the way out there we could bring [ __ ] set up the cameras and film
bring [ __ ] set up the cameras and film on the boat nobody's stopping there's no
on the boat nobody's stopping there's no park or anything it's just a national
park or anything it's just a national park and there's a if you go out there
park and there's a if you go out there it's geom marked you can just find this
it's geom marked you can just find this [ __ ]
[ __ ] boat I like your idea we set up the
boat I like your idea we set up the podcast beside the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's
podcast beside the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's our backdrop we just we just got a legal
our backdrop we just we just got a legal excuse to get a [ __ ] short bus as a
excuse to get a [ __ ] short bus as a write off done un up field trips dude
write off done un up field trips dude Ryan's going to be so happy oh let's
Ryan's going to be so happy oh let's outfit a short bus
outfit a short bus dude oh I can't wait that's all I'm
dude oh I can't wait that's all I'm saying all I'm saying hey hey I hey
saying all I'm saying hey hey I hey theism hey my to come in
theism hey my to come in it I guess why I just I always want to
it I guess why I just I always want to ask permission if I can come places you
ask permission if I can come places you know Jack you were allowed [ __ ]
know Jack you were allowed [ __ ] anywhere Jack you can come you want to
anywhere Jack you can come you want to come with us if if we're going on a trip
come with us if if we're going on a trip or something you're always allowed to
or something you're always allowed to come oh what kind of come did you think
come oh what kind of come did you think I was talking about n to the ones on my
I was talking about n to the ones on my face I thought you were talking about
face I thought you were talking about jagging off no I want to come in the
jagging off no I want to come in the bus yep I we'll just keep
bus yep I we'll just keep it he's like a I want to come in the bus
it he's like a I want to come in the bus man my jokes aren't hitting today no
man my jokes aren't hitting today no Jack you shut your [ __ ] mouth you had
Jack you shut your [ __ ] mouth you had many bangers so far many bangers when is
many bangers so far many bangers when is uh what is your next when you start your
uh what is your next when you start your [ __ ] Series yeah when's your next
[ __ ] Series yeah when's your next video when you start your channel uh
video when you start your channel uh they're all written Peter and I just
they're all written Peter and I just have to film them okay no but like put a
have to film them okay no but like put a date on it for the for the crowd give it
date on it for the for the crowd give it give give a
give give a tast I'm I'm interviewing freaking I got
tast I'm I'm interviewing freaking I got five six work trips this month so I will
five six work trips this month so I will be home from
be home from March 12th to the 18th and I'm going to
March 12th to the 18th and I'm going to film it in that time period what can we
film it in that time period what can we have a story yeah the so one of them so
have a story yeah the so one of them so there's a couple videos I did in the
there's a couple videos I did in the past just like little one minute
past just like little one minute Instagram things that I uh elaborated on
Instagram things that I uh elaborated on yeah that I uh put you sent them you
yeah that I uh put you sent them you sent them to me like I was like yes now
sent them to me like I was like yes now long for yeah so one of them is going to
long for yeah so one of them is going to be uh basically how how related the
be uh basically how how related the European family was at World War I like
European family was at World War I like how [ __ ] inbred they were yeah if you
how [ __ ] inbred they were yeah if you guys that is actually if like many you
guys that is actually if like many you bring up the toilet for
bring up the toilet for me the toilet the toilet they hid the
me the toilet the toilet they hid the toilet Jack the toilet it's been a lot
toilet Jack the toilet it's been a lot around for a long [ __ ] time what
around for a long [ __ ] time what toilet huh like a to the world's first
toilet huh like a to the world's first flushable toilet was invented by like
flushable toilet was invented by like Queen Elizabeth the first [ __ ] nephew
Queen Elizabeth the first [ __ ] nephew and and then he wrote a book talking
and and then he wrote a book talking [ __ ] about Queen Elizabeth so she like
[ __ ] about Queen Elizabeth so she like confiscated the blueprints had it made
confiscated the blueprints had it made and put in her quarters and then like
and put in her quarters and then like buried the technology for like [ __ ]
buried the technology for like [ __ ] the next 150 years [ __ ] I had no idea
the next 150 years [ __ ] I had no idea they had the only flushable toilet for
they had the only flushable toilet for like two to 300 years like some
like two to 300 years like some outrageous amount of time yeah it's
outrageous amount of time yeah it's hilarious that's like you're making a
hilarious that's like you're making a car and then you your nephew makes a car
car and then you your nephew makes a car and you're like man this is dope I'm not
and you're like man this is dope I'm not sharing this with anybody yeah and then
sharing this with anybody yeah and then your nephew's a piece of [ __ ] so you're
your nephew's a piece of [ __ ] so you're like well is my car now there's one one
like well is my car now there's one one person with a car driving around on the
person with a car driving around on the road since the 1500s
road since the 1500s you just show up to Buckingham you walk
you just show up to Buckingham you walk up to the guard there just standing as
up to the guard there just standing as post like I want to see the [ __ ]
post like I want to see the [ __ ] toilet man there's been so many asses on
toilet man there's been so many asses on that toilet dude let me see that [ __ ]
that toilet dude let me see that [ __ ] bro cuz I mean for the long time if you
bro cuz I mean for the long time if you don't know this you would have on
don't know this you would have on castles it just it kicked out the side
castles it just it kicked out the side [ __ ] out the side of the tower literally
[ __ ] out the side of the tower literally out the side of the shoe and then you'd
out the side of the shoe and then you'd have a dude that would [ __ ] come
have a dude that would [ __ ] come clean it scrub it down that's why when
clean it scrub it down that's why when people Roman even like even like 70 60
people Roman even like even like 70 60 70 years ago when people 1596 wow
70 years ago when people 1596 wow [ __ ] like they had flushable toilets
[ __ ] like they had flushable toilets I don't know if that would have been
I don't know if that would have been Elizabeth but that because her Reign
Elizabeth but that because her Reign ended I think in the mid 16th century
ended I think in the mid 16th century she was the golden age right yeah she
she was the golden age right yeah she was the yeah she was the last Sir John
was the yeah she was the last Sir John Harrington designed the first toilet to
Harrington designed the first toilet to eliminate the need for tossing waste out
eliminate the need for tossing waste out manually and it was the first
manually and it was the first conceptualized flushable feature his
conceptualized flushable feature his godmother Queen Elizabeth the had unique
godmother Queen Elizabeth the had unique device installed in Richmond Palace in
device installed in Richmond Palace in 1596 holy [ __ ] damn and then she was
1596 holy [ __ ] damn and then she was like [ __ ] you
like [ __ ] you nephew yeah they romanticized even
nephew yeah they romanticized even during uh the French what was the really
during uh the French what was the really Chateau yeah and it was vers yes and
Chateau yeah and it was vers yes and that smelled like absolute [ __ ] the
that smelled like absolute [ __ ] the world everybody [ __ ] stunk even in
world everybody [ __ ] stunk even in the 1950s people only bathed like twice
the 1950s people only bathed like twice a week like people just stunk back in
a week like people just stunk back in the day at the streets were smelly we
the day at the streets were smelly we see all these nice picturesque European
see all these nice picturesque European streets now they were that was that
streets now they were that was that people just throwing [ __ ] and piss out
people just throwing [ __ ] and piss out into the streets it it was gross back
into the streets it it was gross back then the Chateau so that's why perfumes
then the Chateau so that's why perfumes were created to mask the terrible smell
were created to mask the terrible smell they would so and this nice Castle this
they would so and this nice Castle this and this Castle was like the top tier in
and this Castle was like the top tier in France at the time they were just going
France at the time they were just going [ __ ] and pissing corners of the house
[ __ ] and pissing corners of the house that that was it that was that was it no
that that was it that was that was it no wiping probably oh I don't even know it
wiping probably oh I don't even know it was just terrible back then then
was just terrible back then then everyone glorified it as you're were
everyone glorified it as you're were saying Jack and they were like no no no
saying Jack and they were like no no no no this is not a beautiful thing they
no this is not a beautiful thing they rarely show that part in movies about
rarely show that part in movies about like any historical stuff is like what
like any historical stuff is like what hygiene look like it's really tragic
hygiene look like it's really tragic because if I have to hear one more
because if I have to hear one more person on the internet and be like I was
person on the internet and be like I was born in the wrong Century I want to live
born in the wrong Century I want to live when it was cobblestone streets in the
when it was cobblestone streets in the 16 we got them now with modern pling
16 we got them now with modern pling yeah you don't want to live in a time
yeah you don't want to live in a time where especially it's pretty great now
where especially it's pretty great now yeah for
yeah for sure I would never want go back in time
sure I would never want go back in time and be like this is my time I wake up
and be like this is my time I wake up they'll be like this Mexican Asian
they'll be like this Mexican Asian tattoo man is a slave now my job would
tattoo man is a slave now my job would be without the internet I'd have to go
be without the internet I'd have to go to the library gross yeah and then
to the library gross yeah and then you're just reciting to the library kids
you're just reciting to the library kids oh jeez could you imagine me going to
oh jeez could you imagine me going to the librarian at Mason City Iowa yeah
the librarian at Mason City Iowa yeah I'm looking for uh primary sources to
I'm looking for uh primary sources to prove that the government has a cheese
prove that the government has a cheese cave in Missouri like like hey we got
cave in Missouri like like hey we got another McVey over here uh do you have
another McVey over here uh do you have any sources about why Lynden B Johnson's
any sources about why Lynden B Johnson's [ __ ] blocking me from having a hux
[ __ ] blocking me from having a hux because Germany didn't eat enough
because Germany didn't eat enough chicken in the 1960s please I going to
chicken in the 1960s please I going to help it all oh can I tell a fun Richard
help it all oh can I tell a fun Richard Nixon story I read this I I read this is
Nixon story I read this I I read this is the History Podcast today as The Story
the History Podcast today as The Story Goes he had already he was still pres he
Goes he had already he was still pres he had already announced his resignation as
had already announced his resignation as president but he was still president for
president but he was still president for a few more days he was just you know
a few more days he was just you know waiting waiting to get on that
waiting waiting to get on that helicopter and I guess
helicopter and I guess and the uh the Reagan assassination
and the uh the Reagan assassination attempt was really when the Secret
attempt was really when the Secret Service we know today really was born
Service we know today really was born they still didn't have the same
they still didn't have the same protocols they they still had LAX
protocols they they still had LAX protocols back then anyways Nixon want
protocols back then anyways Nixon want to take a little Drive early in the
to take a little Drive early in the morning in DC so he got in the
morning in DC so he got in the presidential limo he's driving around DC
presidential limo he's driving around DC uh just on his own U well he's in the
uh just on his own U well he's in the back of the limo and there's a bunch of
back of the limo and there's a bunch of protesters around the National Mall
protesters around the National Mall there around the Lincoln Memorial and
there around the Lincoln Memorial and the protesters see it's the president of
the protesters see it's the president of the United States in this Lim
the United States in this Lim and one of them runs up to Lincoln's
and one of them runs up to Lincoln's window and just flicks him the bird
window and just flicks him the bird right and then Lincoln or not Lincoln
right and then Lincoln or not Lincoln [ __ ] Nixon Nixon Nixon rolls down the
[ __ ] Nixon Nixon Nixon rolls down the window and gives him the bird back rolls
window and gives him the bird back rolls up the window and he turns to his driver
up the window and he turns to his driver and he says that son of a [ __ ] is going
and he says that son of a [ __ ] is going to go his entire life telling people the
to go his entire life telling people the president of the United States gave him
president of the United States gave him the middle finger and no one's ever
the middle finger and no one's ever going to believe
going to believe him and that reminds me of [ __ ] um
him and that reminds me of [ __ ] um who's the actor who's the actor uh God
who's the actor who's the actor uh God dang it uh uh Bill Murray Bill Murray
dang it uh uh Bill Murray Bill Murray see you already knew Bill Murray Bill
see you already knew Bill Murray Bill Murr have you heard Bill Murray's
Murr have you heard Bill Murray's stories oh like where he goes and takes
stories oh like where he goes and takes pictures of people that are passed out
pictures of people that are passed out at the bar and [ __ ] he will show up to
at the bar and [ __ ] he will show up to parties or he'll do that and be like no
parties or he'll do that and be like no one's going to believe you it [ __ ]
one's going to believe you it [ __ ] bounces like he will show just to random
bounces like he will show just to random parties and do that uh there's Tom Hanks
parties and do that uh there's Tom Hanks did that at that one wedding reception
did that at that one wedding reception yeah like jogged up oh yeah in in
yeah like jogged up oh yeah in in Central Park yeah yeah yeah I've seen
Central Park yeah yeah yeah I've seen that yeah so the Bill Murray picture of
that yeah so the Bill Murray picture of him washing the dishes in the apartment
him washing the dishes in the apartment no he goes to like college like this
no he goes to like college like this college kid's house party and he's like
college kid's house party and he's like there's a famous picture of him doing
there's a famous picture of him doing the dishes cuz like there there were
the dishes cuz like there there were just so many dirty
just so many dirty dishes Bill muray and like it's such a r
dishes Bill muray and like it's such a r if I mean when you get to that level if
if I mean when you get to that level if I was Tom Cruz level that's a [ __ ] I
I was Tom Cruz level that's a [ __ ] I would do yeah why the F not I would go
would do yeah why the F not I would go to I just drive and be like knock on the
to I just drive and be like knock on the door hey I got a pizza you want to
door hey I got a pizza you want to [ __ ] eat you want to eat pizza yeah
[ __ ] eat you want to eat pizza yeah and like sit down like are
and like sit down like are watching they're not going to say no no
watching they're not going to say no no one's going to turn Tom Cruz away well I
one's going to turn Tom Cruz away well I noticed U he's not that level of Fame
noticed U he's not that level of Fame but he's pretty famous bam was kind of
but he's pretty famous bam was kind of like that where he just show up to a
like that where he just show up to a group of people sitting down just sit
group of people sitting down just sit down and like talk to strangers and they
down and like talk to strangers and they be like is this B Margera right now just
be like is this B Margera right now just and you're like what the [ __ ] dude any
and you're like what the [ __ ] dude any celebrity to get to that level and to be
celebrity to get to that level and to be able to just I would have fun if I was
able to just I would have fun if I was at that level if I was Taylor Swift
at that level if I was Taylor Swift I I wouldn't be at football games no I'd
I I wouldn't be at football games no I'd be [ __ ] flying my private jet dude oh
be [ __ ] flying my private jet dude oh we talk the best places in the world
we talk the best places in the world it's like why Travis Kel he's like a
it's like why Travis Kel he's like a he's a tip he's a dumb Jo he's probably
he's a tip he's a dumb Jo he's probably not a dumb human being but like he's a
not a dumb human being but like he's a jock he's like a bro a jock bro like to
jock he's like a bro a jock bro like to her boyfriend Travis he's like a jock
her boyfriend Travis he's like a jock and we were talking like why did she
and we were talking like why did she choose him and someone brought it up
choose him and someone brought it up made a really good point like
made a really good point like look at her dating history she's only
look at her dating history she's only [ __ ] like actors and like nepo babies
[ __ ] like actors and like nepo babies and like and like yeah like all these
and like and like yeah like all these high society like [ __ ] dudes she's with
high society like [ __ ] dudes she's with that guy cuz he's given her the dick of
that guy cuz he's given her the dick of a lifetime he's given her [ __ ]
a lifetime he's given her [ __ ] athlete dick the athletic di that sounds
athlete dick the athletic di that sounds like something you need to lra and ultra
like something you need to lra and ultra F he like he's not on her intellectual
F he like he's not on her intellectual level she just wants to get [ __ ] hard
level she just wants to get [ __ ] hard by this guy yeah well I felt bad for him
by this guy yeah well I felt bad for him cuz it's like as me and Cody just did
cuz it's like as me and Cody just did who who everyone responds it about as
who who everyone responds it about as Taylor Swiss boyfriend oh yeah Travis
Taylor Swiss boyfriend oh yeah Travis well know sorry I really like uh not her
well know sorry I really like uh not her boyfriend but the brother and his wife
boyfriend but the brother and his wife Jason Kel yeah Jason Kel and his wife
Jason Kel yeah Jason Kel and his wife are pretty cool which one heard them yet
are pretty cool which one heard them yet huh his brother's in the NFL too and
huh his brother's in the NFL too and he's he's like he's a little bit like
he's he's like he's a little bit like thicker I think he's a lineman not and
thicker I think he's a lineman not and uh but his wife they've been together
uh but his wife they've been together like forever and his wife is like pretty
like forever and his wife is like pretty cool and she's like nah I'll fight
cool and she's like nah I'll fight another woman if she tries to flirt with
another woman if she tries to flirt with my husband it's just they have a really
my husband it's just they have a really cool relationship Dynamic podcast
cool relationship Dynamic podcast together yeah they're super cool I I
together yeah they're super cool I I love I saw the best tweet too uh I'm G
love I saw the best tweet too uh I'm G to not going to do it the Justice it
to not going to do it the Justice it deserves but it's like Taylor sift you
deserves but it's like Taylor sift you know writing these Deep lyrics and and
know writing these Deep lyrics and and just like Travis Kels lifts his head up
just like Travis Kels lifts his head up from the dog bowl with uh food in his
from the dog bowl with uh food in his mouth babe you're are so
mouth babe you're are so smart
uh Taylor Swift is uh that sounds like a [ __ ] meat Canyon skit right there
[ __ ] meat Canyon skit right there dude Taylor Swift you are so smart I
dude Taylor Swift you are so smart I just back down did you see me did you
just back down did you see me did you see meat's uh video about Taylor Swift
see meat's uh video about Taylor Swift oh yeah that was good the elk the elk
oh yeah that was good the elk the elk bugling all the girls are going crazy
bugling all the girls are going crazy just opens the
just opens the mouth they all whisper it gets instantly
mouth they all whisper it gets instantly you see she's trying to sue a college
you see she's trying to sue a college student Jesus oh yeah yeah there's a
student Jesus oh yeah yeah there's a college student because like flights
college student because like flights like public flights leaving and Landing
like public flights leaving and Landing is public information yep you can track
is public information yep you can track flights yeah you can track any flight
flights yeah you can track any flight almost so he tracks celebrities flights
almost so he tracks celebrities flights that's the one that Elon got because he
that's the one that Elon got because he can and he posts about it and Taylor
can and he posts about it and Taylor Swift is suing him because she doesn't
Swift is suing him because she doesn't appreciate that she's advocating that
appreciate that she's advocating that everybody helps the world be green and
everybody helps the world be green and he's like I mean also you're flying in a
he's like I mean also you're flying in a private jet every other day pretty much
private jet every other day pretty much and she's now trying to Sue this college
and she's now trying to Sue this college kid for it pretty exciting 15 minutes I
kid for it pretty exciting 15 minutes I don't think it was Hunter but someone
don't think it was Hunter but someone made a a cartoon recently of her going
made a a cartoon recently of her going to the fridge to get a drink and she
to the fridge to get a drink and she jumps in her private
jumps in her private jet flies to another mansion that's
jet flies to another mansion that's actually pretty hilar gets out of bed
actually pretty hilar gets out of bed and drives up [ __ ]
and drives up [ __ ] 7:40 a crew walks the fridge crashes
7:40 a crew walks the fridge crashes into another mansion and she gets a
into another mansion and she gets a drink out of the fridge gets back in and
drink out of the fridge gets back in and it flies back to her place all right so
it flies back to her place all right so good I can't imagine Jack I remember you
good I can't imagine Jack I remember you telling me a story about one of your
telling me a story about one of your deployment you're when you you were
deployment you're when you you were during so most of you don't know this
during so most of you don't know this Jack you were during like The Surge of
Jack you were during like The Surge of everything uh cuz you you were infantry
everything uh cuz you you were infantry yeah bastard I was a la crew and it's
yeah bastard I was a la crew and it's yes technically infantry okay um so yeah
yes technically infantry okay um so yeah lavs it's there's like three battalions
lavs it's there's like three battalions in the Marine Corps that's it now Jack
in the Marine Corps that's it now Jack had a whole bunch of MREs leading into
had a whole bunch of MREs leading into this and no wipes not the oh the I was
this and no wipes not the oh the I was there for the invasion of Iraq and you
there for the invasion of Iraq and you had poopies oh yeah I sh oh yeah I [ __ ]
had poopies oh yeah I sh oh yeah I [ __ ] myself twice in one hour yeah is that
myself twice in one hour yeah is that the one we're talking about yeah yeah
the one we're talking about yeah yeah we've been this that look at the
we've been this that look at the reaction right now yeah I was I'll never
reaction right now yeah I was I'll never forget this is during this is during the
forget this is during this is during the Evas of Iraq and everyone's like I'm
Evas of Iraq and everyone's like I'm listenting you this is one of those just
listenting you this is one of those just tragically human moments
tragically human moments yeah tragically
yeah tragically human yeah it's my new metal
band oh it's so good yeah no I uh we did the invasion of Iraq I was in first
the invasion of Iraq I was in first Marine Division our Battalion was very
Marine Division our Battalion was very much at the front of the pack uh for
much at the front of the pack uh for most of it and soft armor T bees yeah it
most of it and soft armor T bees yeah it was like light armored vehicles yeah uh
was like light armored vehicles yeah uh and they were Light Armored uh I wen't
and they were Light Armored uh I wen't thing yet yeah they weren't yeah that
thing yet yeah they weren't yeah that that that was that was like the fun
that that was that was like the fun times yeah I was like we can just shoot
times yeah I was like we can just shoot guys we know who the bad guys are um but
guys we know who the bad guys are um but anyway got an AK yeah yeah they actually
anyway got an AK yeah yeah they actually we uniform but and this was at the tail
we uniform but and this was at the tail end of it uh we had just our our
end of it uh we had just our our Battalion took to crit and uh we had
Battalion took to crit and uh we had just seized and you got to understand
just seized and you got to understand we've been eating nothing there were
we've been eating nothing there were times where I was only getting one MRE a
times where I was only getting one MRE a day uh and but when when the supply was
day uh and but when when the supply was caught up to us we were getting about 2
caught up to us we were getting about 2 MREs a day gas mask no gas did you do
MREs a day gas mask no gas did you do mop yeah we we we went into that's a I
mop yeah we we we went into that's a I got a funny story about that too like
got a funny story about that too like just for reference everyone mop they
just for reference everyone mop they cycled out of that but during The
cycled out of that but during The Invasion and for a year or two you would
Invasion and for a year or two you would just have to wear mop gear and that is a
just have to wear mop gear and that is a non-breathable to keep out bio and gas
non-breathable to keep out bio and gas you wearing charcoal impregnated carart
you wearing charcoal impregnated carart cover from head to toe you desert
cover from head to toe you desert wearing a non-breathable in the [ __ ]
wearing a non-breathable in the [ __ ] desert
desert yeah about that Generation generation
yeah about that Generation generation kill shows the mob gear we actually did
kill shows the mob gear we actually did my unit was like represented in that
my unit was like represented in that because we did missions with them during
because we did missions with them during all that uh anyways uh yeah so I've been
all that uh anyways uh yeah so I've been eating pretty so we we get to to crit we
eating pretty so we we get to to crit we find this weapons plant that has like
find this weapons plant that has like 50,000 AKs in it and uh we're supposed
50,000 AKs in it and uh we're supposed to blow it up but like while we're into
to blow it up but like while we're into crit this uh it was like the fresh food
crit this uh it was like the fresh food I'd had in at least at least a month um
I'd had in at least at least a month um this old Iraqi lady gave us like so
this old Iraqi lady gave us like so sorry some chicken and I'm like [ __ ]
sorry some chicken and I'm like [ __ ] yeah thanks old lady wooo um yeah and
yeah thanks old lady wooo um yeah and uh and uh you don't ever eat Jack
uh and uh you don't ever eat Jack probably hadn't learned this you do not
probably hadn't learned this you do not eat their food oh I Le I learned it the
eat their food oh I Le I learned it the hard way Eli uh so oh this is I got I
hard way Eli uh so oh this is I got I got to mention this about three or four
got to mention this about three or four days prior we it was with the Generation
days prior we it was with the Generation Kill guys we got in this Ambush and a
Kill guys we got in this Ambush and a mortar landed right in front of my
mortar landed right in front of my vehicle and blew we would hang our packs
vehicle and blew we would hang our packs on the outside of the vehicle it blew my
on the outside of the vehicle it blew my pack up so like it just sent shrapnel
pack up so like it just sent shrapnel going through my pack so all my clothes
going through my pack so all my clothes just were like covered in freaking
just were like covered in freaking trapnel and so I only had like two pairs
trapnel and so I only had like two pairs of underwear no I only had one pair of I
of underwear no I only had one pair of I only had what I was wearing and like one
only had what I was wearing and like one pair of cammies that were like covered
pair of cammies that were like covered in holes right and I freaking uh anyways
in holes right and I freaking uh anyways mortars uh so explosions grenades
mortars uh so explosions grenades mortars it's not the explosion that
mortars it's not the explosion that kills you it's the shrapnel that is sent
kills you it's the shrapnel that is sent out and it just fragments everywhere so
out and it just fragments everywhere so you have these tiny bullets or pieces of
you have these tiny bullets or pieces of shrapnel metal that just shred
shrapnel metal that just shred everything yeah cuz in in movies like
everything yeah cuz in in movies like grenades there's no big fiery blast no
grenades there's no big fiery blast no it's just a pop one of the most
it's just a pop one of the most depressing things of Army basic training
depressing things of Army basic training is you the oh oh that was a grenade yeah
is you the oh oh that was a grenade yeah it's literally 5 m to 10 m kill radius
it's literally 5 m to 10 m kill radius you get to see the dumb kid get body
you get to see the dumb kid get body slammed by a very serious 11 Bravo
slammed by a very serious 11 Bravo that's the funniest [ __ ] on the planet
that's the funniest [ __ ] on the planet doing this bro like you you drill it
doing this bro like you you drill it three times they're like you're going to
three times they're like you're going to throw it and get down and then you do it
throw it and get down and then you do it with nothing and then you do it with
with nothing and then you do it with dummy grenades and then you do it with
dummy grenades and then you do it with real grenades and every time some kid
real grenades and every time some kid and it is they pick the biggest 11 Bravo
and it is they pick the biggest 11 Bravo on the [ __ ] planet and it's that 11
on the [ __ ] planet and it's that 11 Bravo goes One Mississippi and [ __ ]
Bravo goes One Mississippi and [ __ ] suplexes this person
suplexes this person I've seen like there's that one viral
I've seen like there's that one viral video where he like breaks the kid's arm
video where he like breaks the kid's arm where he just [ __ ] hip tosses him
where he just [ __ ] hip tosses him onto the ground yeah that that happens
onto the ground yeah that that happens every time do not [ __ ] around with
every time do not [ __ ] around with grenade the shrap will kill you period
grenade the shrap will kill you period yeah so sorry to interrupt no no that's
yeah so sorry to interrupt no no that's fine uh yeah anyway so this crit was
fine uh yeah anyway so this crit was pretty much the last really hard thing
pretty much the last really hard thing we did so this was like honestly the
we did so this was like honestly the first this was like the first time in
first this was like the first time in three weeks said I had the opportunity
three weeks said I had the opportunity to take a nap people were starting to
to take a nap people were starting to wash their clothes was like oh my God we
wash their clothes was like oh my God we have time to do stuff now um and I
have time to do stuff now um and I decided to take a nap in my vehicle I
decided to take a nap in my vehicle I was a driver so I had I could lay out my
was a driver so I had I could lay out my seat and I I had the most room in the
seat and I I had the most room in the vehicle and then uh probably about a
vehicle and then uh probably about a half hour into my nap I I woke up and I
half hour into my nap I I woke up and I just didn't feel right and I was like
just didn't feel right and I was like this is after the chicken yeah this is
this is after the chicken yeah this is after the chicken and I just looked down
after the chicken and I just looked down it was the desert cammies at that time
it was the desert cammies at that time and I was like like oh [ __ ] I [ __ ]
and I was like like oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] myself oh no
myself oh no and and so I was like a
and and so I was like a crap I I I tried to do it in oh no [ __ ]
crap I I I tried to do it in oh no [ __ ] myself yeah I get out so I'm able to
myself yeah I get out so I'm able to stand in my I can stand up out of my
stand in my I can stand up out of my little driver's hole and just go into my
little driver's hole and just go into my pack right so I had to grab I had to
pack right so I had to grab I had to take my underwear off my undies were
take my underwear off my undies were filled with [ __ ] and I had to I had to
filled with [ __ ] and I had to I had to grab the pair of cammies that had
grab the pair of cammies that had shrapnel all it was just like little
shrapnel all it was just like little peppered in shrapnel and I was like all
peppered in shrapnel and I was like all I got a new pair of pants I baby wiped
I got a new pair of pants I baby wiped myself I I didn't think any of my people
myself I I didn't think any of my people noticed so I'm like [ __ ] okay I'm still
noticed so I'm like [ __ ] okay I'm still tired I I laid my eyes
tired I I laid my eyes again and sure enough like 15 20 minutes
again and sure enough like 15 20 minutes later the guys laying in the back of the
later the guys laying in the back of the vehicle just heard oh
no I [ __ ] myself twice and in 1 hour and at this point now I clean
hour and at this point now I clean myself up but I'm standing butt
myself up but I'm standing butt naked like out of the V so the driver's
naked like out of the V so the driver's hatch is here so I'm standing so like my
hatch is here so I'm standing so like my dick I'm inside the vehicle here I'm
dick I'm inside the vehicle here I'm standing up the whole company's the
standing up the whole company's the whole company's watching at this point
whole company's watching at this point I'm basically holding the two shitty
I'm basically holding the two shitty pants the one with a trapnel in it and
pants the one with a trapnel in it and the one before like determining which
the one before like determining which one has the least amount of [ __ ] on it
one has the least amount of [ __ ] on it cuz I have to put pants back on and you
cuz I have to put pants back on and you a shrapnel or [ __ ] both
a shrapnel or [ __ ] both are this is the best part the Call Comes
are this is the best part the Call Comes in hey first platoon uh you guys got to
in hey first platoon uh you guys got to go uh uh what's it called God I've been
go uh uh what's it called God I've been out of the military a long time what's
out of the military a long time what's it called where you set up uh like you
it called where you set up uh like you of fire yeah you block off an area for
of fire yeah you block off an area for you know vods out you just set up a yeah
you know vods out you just set up a yeah we set up a perimeter set up aim yeah we
we set up a perimeter set up aim yeah we set up a perimeter they were going to
set up a perimeter they were going to blow up the all these [ __ ] AKs they
blow up the all these [ __ ] AKs they just found and so I was like oh [ __ ] I
just found and so I was like oh [ __ ] I got to put the this whatever I don't
got to put the this whatever I don't remember which pair I chose I put the
remember which pair I chose I put the shitty pair back on and I'm just and but
shitty pair back on and I'm just and but and then it's coming right so we're
and then it's coming right so we're driving out there we're having to drive
driving out there we're having to drive through urban areas dude I don't I don't
through urban areas dude I don't I don't know if I should say this like I'm
know if I should say this like I'm pretty sure I ran over
pretty sure I ran over [Laughter]
[Laughter] a like my all of my brain power
power all of my all of my and I'm Cody I'm sorry it's my natural line of side
I'm sorry it's my natural line of side is over here I should be looking at you
is over here I should be looking at you more
more often man you're [ __ ] I was all my
often man you're [ __ ] I was all my brain power was going into not [ __ ]
brain power was going into not [ __ ] myself again because it came on and
myself again because it came on and we're just rushing to this place I'm not
we're just rushing to this place I'm not kidding you we pull into the place I
kidding you we pull into the place I [ __ ] I I I put that [ __ ] in
[ __ ] I I I put that [ __ ] in park my sergeant the vehicle Commander
park my sergeant the vehicle Commander knows at this point I'm about to [ __ ]
knows at this point I'm about to [ __ ] myself I get out of the vehicle in like
myself I get out of the vehicle in like the entire [ __ ] company is like in a
the entire [ __ ] company is like in a coil I run out to the center of this
coil I run out to the center of this field in front of the entire company I'm
field in front of the entire company I'm just [ __ ] my like Lloyd from freaking
just [ __ ] my like Lloyd from freaking like Lloyd not Lloyd D Dumber I am
like Lloyd not Lloyd D Dumber I am [ __ ] in the middle of this open
[ __ ] in the middle of this open field that they're about to detonate
field that they're about to detonate every the entire company's laughing at
every the entire company's laughing at me and I'm like and I'm like
me and I'm like and I'm like asking I'm asking my one of my Scouts
asking I'm asking my one of my Scouts one of the 03 111s I'm like I need
one of the 03 111s I'm like I need toilet paper and they're all laughing he
toilet paper and they're all laughing he throws at me it lands [ __ ] 10 ft in
throws at me it lands [ __ ] 10 ft in front of me so I'm crawling to this
front of me so I'm crawling to this [ __ ] toilet paper wiping my ass and
[ __ ] toilet paper wiping my ass and no [ __ ] I'm not even kidding you I
no [ __ ] I'm not even kidding you I [ __ ] run back to the vehicle and
[ __ ] run back to the vehicle and that's like when the thing like pretty
that's like when the thing like pretty much exploded and like I'm pretty sure I
much exploded and like I'm pretty sure I felt [ __ ] hit my back as I was running
felt [ __ ] hit my back as I was running back and this is the best part of this
back and this is the best part of this is how [ __ ] up the Marine Corps was
is how [ __ ] up the Marine Corps was during The Invasion
during The Invasion they did they had to give me a Desert
they did they had to give me a Desert Storm ARA Flack jacket that didn't even
Storm ARA Flack jacket that didn't even velcro and and I only had one plates so
velcro and and I only had one plates so I had I had to decide if like the front
I had I had to decide if like the front of my body or the back of my body was
of my body or the back of my body was more important
yeah yeah I can't wait for the band Brother series I remember I we glorify
Brother series I remember I we glorify war and you hear that story Steve
war and you hear that story Steve ikenberg was my was my NCO at the time
ikenberg was my was my NCO at the time and I walk up to the vehicle I'm
and I walk up to the vehicle I'm dejected everyone's laughing at me he
dejected everyone's laughing at me he goes you smell like an
goes you smell like an [Laughter]
infant oh that clip's gonna get a lot of views Jack Jack's new podcast diarrhea
views Jack Jack's new podcast diarrhea and combat and that's the thing is like
and combat and that's the thing is like I've you know I've worked with a lot of
I've you know I've worked with a lot of Veterans for years but like I don't I
Veterans for years but like I don't I don't I don't talk about and be like I
don't I don't talk about and be like I somebody asked me like you never really
somebody asked me like you never really told a war story before and I'm like
told a war story before and I'm like yeah cuz I hang out with like Medal of
yeah cuz I hang out with like Medal of Honor recipients and Green Berets and
Honor recipients and Green Berets and Dev grw guys at times it's like what am
Dev grw guys at times it's like what am I going to contribute to that war story
I going to contribute to that war story conversation you know that dude that
conversation you know that dude that piece of gold right there we don't have
piece of gold right there we don't have to say the organization but you had some
to say the organization but you had some speaking of uh Brandon Herrera and how
speaking of uh Brandon Herrera and how much he uh wants veterans to sewer SE
much he uh wants veterans to sewer SE slide you had an organization come over
slide you had an organization come over to the house that one time and you made
to the house that one time and you made some sewer slide jokes in front of them
some sewer slide jokes in front of them I didn't even make them so
I didn't even make them so I'll a certain High esteemed
I'll a certain High esteemed organization came to Jared's place and
organization came to Jared's place and they had this idea for a a movie concept
they had this idea for a a movie concept we told the we told the the concept
we told the we told the the concept which we all thought was hilarious
which we all thought was hilarious because we live in the world that we do
because we live in the world that we do where it's like there's really nothing
where it's like there's really nothing that's off limits and these guys up
that's off limits and these guys up these guys don't live in that world uh
these guys don't live in that world uh and one of the guys was so off as soon
and one of the guys was so off as soon you know Jared when he gets when he says
you know Jared when he gets when he says something when he's about to say what he
something when he's about to say what he thinks is something's he gets the
thinks is something's he gets the biggest smile on his face and he's and
biggest smile on his face and he's and Jared was just so happy that he was
Jared was just so happy that he was telling the story most of the other guys
telling the story most of the other guys were laughing but this one guy is just
were laughing but this one guy is just dead staring the whole time and it
dead staring the whole time and it continued on for like a half hour I I
continued on for like a half hour I I saw it he was just dead staring Jared
saw it he was just dead staring Jared down the rest of the night and as
down the rest of the night and as they're leaving he just walks up to
they're leaving he just walks up to Jared and he's like hey man you make
Jared and he's like hey man you make that movie your company's going under
that movie your company's going under it'll ruin you he was like so you don't
it'll ruin you he was like so you don't joke about that brother yeah he did that
joke about that brother yeah he did that whole thing I just like like all right
whole thing I just like like all right you [ __ ] Boomer he he had seen the
you [ __ ] Boomer he he had seen the real [ __ ] he on base for a long time
real [ __ ] he on base for a long time yeah and did nothing from there no but
yeah and did nothing from there no but no that's yeah they made a movie about
no that's yeah they made a movie about these guys but like I'm not yeah like
these guys but like I'm not yeah like Jack
Jack like
like okay so Jack you've been I I love all
okay so Jack you've been I I love all your stories cuz you have been shot in
your stories cuz you have been shot in Basic yeah you didn't get a Purple Heart
Basic yeah you didn't get a Purple Heart wait you didn't know I've told this
wait you didn't know I've told this story like three times on this show
story like three times on this show already I don't know click synopsis for
already I don't know click synopsis for him I got I got shot yeah 500 5.56 from
him I got I got shot yeah 500 5.56 from a saw Point Blank yeah yeah it's right
a saw Point Blank yeah yeah it's right where right there through and through or
where right there through and through or what uh yeah split me open pretty good
what uh yeah split me open pretty good yeah quick that split me open like a BBC
yeah quick that split me open like a BBC baby no how did it happen uh so back in
baby no how did it happen uh so back in the Marine day uh they didn't give a
the Marine day uh they didn't give a [ __ ] about when they were rotten off the
[ __ ] about when they were rotten off the range yeah this was before like the the
range yeah this was before like the the Infantry School instructors were like
Infantry School instructors were like went to schools like you got three
went to schools like you got three months left go babysit these [ __ ]
months left go babysit these [ __ ] privates yeah but yeah anyways I love
privates yeah but yeah anyways I love the ideology it's like you're about to
the ideology it's like you're about to get out and that is when you do not give
get out and that is when you do not give a [ __ ] they like go [ __ ] Babys what
a [ __ ] they like go [ __ ] Babys what year was that this was 2002 okay yeah
year was that this was 2002 okay yeah [ __ ] I'm old I'm old but yeah I it was
[ __ ] I'm old I'm old but yeah I it was we were doing live fir our first time
we were doing live fir our first time with a saw 500 privates and we basically
with a saw 500 privates and we basically they were they did they did not do their
they were they did they did not do their due diligence and while we were cleaning
due diligence and while we were cleaning the weapons uh Jack's in the front of
the weapons uh Jack's in the front of the barrel I'm cleaning the barrel the
the barrel I'm cleaning the barrel the guy takes the buttstock off there uh set
guy takes the buttstock off there uh set it down sent it sent the charging handle
it down sent it sent the charging handle forward and there was a round lodged up
forward and there was a round lodged up in there and old PFC man and I just
in there and old PFC man and I just stood there and and I just I what I
stood there and and I just I what I think the first thing I I did I did a
think the first thing I I did I did a little
little Caro and I remember I remember they both
Caro and I remember I remember they both both these NCO show at the same time
both these NCO show at the same time they grabed my arm they're like tugging
they grabed my arm they're like tugging me back and forth he's like what
me back and forth he's like what happened he's like I don't know dude
happened he's like I don't know dude like they knew they were they were going
like they knew they were they were going to get in trouble for this anyways one
to get in trouble for this anyways one of them died later in the Battle of
nja and then Jack didn't get out of a test my yeah yeah and that night I've
test my yeah yeah and that night I've been in the hospital all night they got
been in the hospital all night they got me sutured up and I come back like at 2:
me sutured up and I come back like at 2: in the morning it was a Friday they were
in the morning it was a Friday they were supposed to let him go on the weekend
supposed to let him go on the weekend and all the kids were all the Marines
and all the kids were all the Marines were sitting there on their lockers like
were sitting there on their lockers like staring at me like I did something wrong
staring at me like I did something wrong like I'm the one that shot myself but
like I'm the one that shot myself but they kept him there until I got back and
they kept him there until I got back and they're reading off the list of everyone
they're reading off the list of everyone that had to come in and make up tests in
that had to come in and make up tests in the morning and he's reading off the
the morning and he's reading off the list and he goes I had a offensive
list and he goes I had a offensive patrolling and he's like Manville and I
patrolling and he's like Manville and I and I you know I'm still bleeding
and I you know I'm still bleeding through the bandages I'm like here first
through the bandages I'm like here first sergeant and he's like what you think
sergeant and he's like what you think you're getting out of this [ __ ] test
you're getting out of this [ __ ] test no first sergeant yeah bro but I didn't
no first sergeant yeah bro but I didn't have to do like they didn't make me do
have to do like they didn't make me do like PT test oh God no they wanted you
like PT test oh God no they wanted you to be like pass right through yeah let
to be like pass right through yeah let him be
him be fine he's just going to the bo any yeah
fine he's just going to the bo any yeah or whatever yeah that's a clip in
or whatever yeah that's a clip in itself hurah or
itself hurah or whatever fine it doesn't matter it's
whatever fine it doesn't matter it's fine Cody what's your next so we got all
fine Cody what's your next so we got all all y'all's videos Cody what is the next
all y'all's videos Cody what is the next piece of content you just did we we've
piece of content you just did we we've talked about a couple times squirrel
talked about a couple times squirrel cont squirrel shooting now you're going
cont squirrel shooting now you're going into yours is like day-to-day basis
into yours is like day-to-day basis where you're like I'm trying to talk him
where you're like I'm trying to talk him into new [ __ ] no it's like [ __ ] I I
into new [ __ ] no it's like [ __ ] I I have to do that emoji right there where
have to do that emoji right there where like grab my nose and I'm like God you
like grab my nose and I'm like God you guys [ __ ] this up my channel went back
guys [ __ ] this up my channel went back five years again um have you seen the
five years again um have you seen the the female police officers mag dumping
the female police officers mag dumping into the apartment yet oh yeah yeah
into the apartment yet oh yeah yeah that's a gnarly one uh what happens Cody
that's a gnarly one uh what happens Cody I think it was in Houston
I think it was in Houston um
um shff Sheriff's yeah there was a yeah a
shff Sheriff's yeah there was a yeah a lady a lady came to the door with a gun
lady a lady came to the door with a gun because like she was staying there or
because like she was staying there or Liv there yeah yeah she was staying or
Liv there yeah yeah she was staying or she yeah her friend lived there and she
she yeah her friend lived there and she came to the door with a gun she didn't
came to the door with a gun she didn't even get to the door open the door but
even get to the door open the door but the female officer saw her through the
the female officer saw her through the window coming to the door with a gun and
window coming to the door with a gun and and again I don't I don't know the
and again I don't I don't know the buildup to this I haven't looked into it
buildup to this I haven't looked into it very much but these female police
very much but these female police officers just start mag
officers just start mag dumping like the one of reloads mag
dumping like the one of reloads mag dumps reloads again shoots more I
dumps reloads again shoots more I pointed out y yesterday one is
pointed out y yesterday one is one-handed firing from the angle in the
one-handed firing from the angle in the video
video ICI I'm going to be honest I'm less
ICI I'm going to be honest I'm less offended about the one hand firing them
offended about the one hand firing them than I am of the grip that the other one
than I am of the grip that the other one has yeah because okay so it's it's in
has yeah because okay so it's it's in the same frame so left the one on the
the same frame so left the one on the left yeah she's mag dumping and then
left yeah she's mag dumping and then goes one-handed and then the the the
goes one-handed and then the the the female officer we're looking through the
female officer we're looking through the the blonde she um she's got her thumbs
the blonde she um she's got her thumbs crossed on a Glock and is just like mag
crossed on a Glock and is just like mag dumping too this this it's you go like
dumping too this this it's you go like this this is a proper G man [ __ ] show
this this is a proper G man [ __ ] show that like that not this cuz the slide
that like that not this cuz the slide the slide comes back you get Slide by it
the slide comes back you get Slide by it not good and this isn't [ __ ] on just
not good and this isn't [ __ ] on just like this isn't look girls this is this
like this isn't look girls this is this is like day one shooting this is day one
is like day one shooting this is day one shooting it's also like what you preach
shooting it's also like what you preach which I [ __ ] love it's Cody's in
which I [ __ ] love it's Cody's in indiscriminate when it comes to that
indiscriminate when it comes to that [ __ ] you're like if you're a bad police
[ __ ] you're like if you're a bad police officer and you're doing that go [ __ ]
officer and you're doing that go [ __ ] yourself yeah
yourself yeah absolutely onehanded I don't shoot
absolutely onehanded I don't shoot onehanded and that was I think that was
onehanded and that was I think that was on her third mag or her second mag too
on her third mag or her second mag too she's just
she's just like and you because this is all you see
like and you because this is all you see and a call for more ammo damn it
and a call for more ammo damn it whipping around just shooting and you're
whipping around just shooting and you're like because then the Army Marine I
like because then the Army Marine I guarantee everyone that has served if
guarantee everyone that has served if you have [ __ ] backs you you do
you have [ __ ] backs you you do not oh they'll take away [ __ ]
not oh they'll take away [ __ ] weapons yeah you're going to go guard
weapons yeah you're going to go guard the chall yeah you are not going near
the chall yeah you are not going near the front line with a PT belt yeah like
the front line with a PT belt yeah like even when I was a cop we made fun of
even when I was a cop we made fun of people so much they would just quit I
people so much they would just quit I noticed that when I did and I don't want
noticed that when I did and I don't want to interrupt your flow with the story I
to interrupt your flow with the story I spent that uh week out there in West
spent that uh week out there in West Texas covering the the police department
Texas covering the the police department out there and I I did that's one thing I
out there and I I did that's one thing I did observe uh was that no one's more
did observe uh was that no one's more critical of cops than other cops i' I
critical of cops than other cops i' I I've watched a lot of senior cops they
I've watched a lot of senior cops they were they they were quick to point out
were they they were quick to point out who they thought were [ __ ] bags in the
who they thought were [ __ ] bags in the department we we if I can speak highly
department we we if I can speak highly of you it is one of the my favorite
of you it is one of the my favorite things for you is you call that [ __ ] out
things for you is you call that [ __ ] out and you get for whatever reason it is
and you get for whatever reason it is this idea that you were like you just
this idea that you were like you just side it's like no Cody's you give when
side it's like no Cody's you give when they do an amazing job or an officer
they do an amazing job or an officer steps up to the line you you'll [ __ ]
steps up to the line you you'll [ __ ] you're like hey this dude did the proper
you're like hey this dude did the proper thing here's the due diligence here's
thing here's the due diligence here's the background story here's everything
the background story here's everything but Jesus Christ if they are [ __ ]
but Jesus Christ if they are [ __ ] bags fuing nut guy female cop shooter
bags fuing nut guy female cop shooter shooting the dude you are like go [ __ ]
shooting the dude you are like go [ __ ] yourself D we we had this one kid one
yourself D we we had this one kid one time speaking on um we brought him down
time speaking on um we brought him down to I I worked uh third shift in my
to I I worked uh third shift in my department so I worked at night so
department so I worked at night so sometimes you're bored you don't have
sometimes you're bored you don't have anything to do we brought this one kid
anything to do we brought this one kid who had just joined uh we we're always
who had just joined uh we we're always trying to training train we're always
trying to training train we're always we're always trained we're trying to get
we're always trained we're trying to get better we brought this one kid down to
better we brought this one kid down to the basement of the police department
the basement of the police department just to do some training like basic
just to do some training like basic grappling and Jiu-Jitsu whatever and um
grappling and Jiu-Jitsu whatever and um one of my buddies who did Jiu-Jitsu a
one of my buddies who did Jiu-Jitsu a lot told this kid he was like all right
lot told this kid he was like all right arrest me he's like what like arrest me
arrest me he's like what like arrest me like this kid had already been a [ __ ]
like this kid had already been a [ __ ] he' already done some other [ __ ] that
he' already done some other [ __ ] that like was [ __ ] and um my buddy told
like was [ __ ] and um my buddy told him arrest me just go ahead and he
him arrest me just go ahead and he wasn't even fighting back hard like my
wasn't even fighting back hard like my buddy was just like standing there and
buddy was just like standing there and uh he couldn't get him into handcuffs
uh he couldn't get him into handcuffs whatsoever and he uh he quit quit the
whatsoever and he uh he quit quit the next day cuz he couldn't get my buddy
next day cuz he couldn't get my buddy into handcuffs he was like [ __ ] maybe
into handcuffs he was like [ __ ] maybe I'm not supposed to be in this line of
I'm not supposed to be in this line of work maybe I'm not cut out for I
work maybe I'm not cut out for I guarantee your buddy's just
guarantee your buddy's just like he he was he wasn't fighting back
like he he was he wasn't fighting back he was just like put me in handcuffs it
he was just like put me in handcuffs it was just standing there it wasn't a big
was just standing there it wasn't a big guy either he just like no do it put me
guy either he just like no do it put me in handcuffs and cuz that's the guy that
in handcuffs and cuz that's the guy that has your back you know every [ __ ]
has your back you know every [ __ ] call you go to and you want them to be
call you go to and you want them to be able to put someone in handcuffs he
able to put someone in handcuffs he couldn't get them in handcuffs it's no
couldn't get them in handcuffs it's no different than War it you want somebody
different than War it you want somebody that you said has your back they can
that you said has your back they can like hey if something happen like I can
like hey if something happen like I can carry you I can carry you I can carry
carry you I can carry you I can carry you don't want to I can do it though no
you don't want to I can do it though no problem you could have carried uh
problem you could have carried uh definitely like Marine weight me I can
definitely like Marine weight me I can carry you now oh I don't I st I stay in
carry you now oh I don't I st I stay in you're in good
you're in good shap I'm saying Marine weight me would
shap I'm saying Marine weight me would have been a lot easier oh yeah I be like
have been a lot easier oh yeah I be like Jack I got you and I run out like this
Jack I got you and I run out like this my arms locked out I'm like good to go
my arms locked out I'm like good to go Jack now I like Jack yeah okay it sucks
Jack now I like Jack yeah okay it sucks Jack feel this tomorrow you I'm going to
Jack feel this tomorrow you I'm going to [ __ ] at you the entire time yeah while
[ __ ] at you the entire time yeah while I'm just like repeating matte Foley
I'm just like repeating matte Foley impressions in your ear
impressions in your ear yeah but that's the thing you're saying
yeah but that's the thing you're saying it's like these are the dudes that have
it's like these are the dudes that have your back and you want them to be able
your back and you want them to be able to have your [ __ ] back at the end of
to have your [ __ ] back at the end of the day absolutely thankfully that guy
the day absolutely thankfully that guy quit yeah yeah [ __ ] thank God Jesus
quit yeah yeah [ __ ] thank God Jesus that was a ordeal oh uh how's Acorn bro
that was a ordeal oh uh how's Acorn bro holding up have you guys talked about
holding up have you guys talked about Acorn man about guess um I don't know
Acorn man about guess um I don't know I'm not going to reach out to him like
I'm not going to reach out to him like he F he [ __ ] up like that was a [ __ ]
he F he [ __ ] up like that was a [ __ ] up right there some people 17 times in a
up right there some people 17 times in a row yeah 17 yeah I'd love to do a
row yeah 17 yeah I'd love to do a reenactment of the guy in the
talking [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's literally guy Richie there I was as
literally guy Richie there I was as those slow motion rounds are flying next
those slow motion rounds are flying next to his head he's like yeah yeah they're
to his head he's like yeah yeah they're passing deflecting off of each other
passing deflecting off of each other he's just
he's just like did you see the female officer in
like did you see the female officer in that too shot also yeah yeah cuz she
that too shot also yeah yeah cuz she didn't know what was going on yeah and
didn't know what was going on yeah and he's like they're shooting at me from
he's like they're shooting at me from the car and she starts mag dumping too
the car and she starts mag dumping too into the car oh God which her is like
into the car oh God which her is like for her cuz he does say I'm hit this if
for her cuz he does say I'm hit this if you were like this is happening I'm
you were like this is happening I'm going to [ __ ] shoot wherever slightly
going to [ __ ] shoot wherever slightly more understandable
more understandable but where you hit Cody where were you
but where you hit Cody where were you hit and he's like I wasn't hit I was
hit and he's like I wasn't hit I was like where's The Gunshot
at bro I I would have drwn and been like I
bro I I would have drwn and been like I want to all right where's the shots at I
want to all right where's the shots at I want I want a skit of you being the boss
want I want a skit of you being the boss asking questions and having to get
asking questions and having to get explained to you what
explained to you what happened at this point he said I was
happened at this point he said I was shot where were you shot I wasn't I just
shot where were you shot I wasn't I just that's that's what I want I want you to
that's that's what I want I want you to be the sergeant asking these two what
be the sergeant asking these two what happened at this moment his legs hurt
happened at this moment his legs hurt that's cuz he's did two combat rolls and
that's cuz he's did two combat rolls and scraped them gently on the pavement God
scraped them gently on the pavement God that guy I don't I don't know what's
that guy I don't I don't know what's going to happen with that man he Artin
going to happen with that man he Artin person in the car is getting paid I mean
person in the car is getting paid I mean to be realistic he could just go to
to be realistic he could just go to another [ __ ] agency and just be a cop
another [ __ ] agency and just be a cop again which is terrifying which is
again which is terrifying which is terrifying I I don't know how that's a
terrifying I I don't know how that's a [ __ ] rule imagine you Army and you're
[ __ ] rule imagine you Army and you're like well [ __ ] I [ __ ] I'm going to the
like well [ __ ] I [ __ ] I'm going to the Marines yeah exactly you're just like
Marines yeah exactly you're just like why to the Marines I'll tell you this
why to the Marines I'll tell you this though at least you know they'd love him
though at least you know they'd love him in Uvaldi he actually [ __ ]
in Uvaldi he actually [ __ ] shoots which one that's your too he was
shoots which one that's your too he was saying they would love him in Uvaldi he
saying they would love him in Uvaldi he actually pulls a trigger he he does the
actually pulls a trigger he he does the things yeah he does the cop things yeah
things yeah he does the cop things yeah but no it's just like like the defund
but no it's just like like the defund the police movement got so heavy a
the police movement got so heavy a couple years ago the uh the requirements
couple years ago the uh the requirements for being a police officer shot down and
for being a police officer shot down and so they're just trying to hire a lot of
so they're just trying to hire a lot of people this is the same for the military
people this is the same for the military going right now cuz uh we're at an Jack
going right now cuz uh we're at an Jack did you know this right now for the Navy
did you know this right now for the Navy you don't even need the GED to join no
you don't even need the GED to join no [ __ ] honestly I don't hate that
[ __ ] honestly I don't hate that rule anybody can be a joined no Jack how
rule anybody can be a joined no Jack how many [ __ ] retards did you have in
many [ __ ] retards did you have in basic you were during the war oh there
basic you were during the war oh there was you didn't no I get it well no but
was you didn't no I get it well no but I'm just saying because they you don't
I'm just saying because they you don't have to have a GED but you still have to
have to have a GED but you still have to have a certain ASVAB score that's my
have a certain ASVAB score that's my point do they yes there's still ASVAB
point do they yes there's still ASVAB requirements so like that's their that's
requirements so like that's their that's their reasoning of like oh well you know
their reasoning of like oh well you know if you can still get like what's better
if you can still get like what's better would you rather have a dude that
would you rather have a dude that graduated from high school with a ASVAB
graduated from high school with a ASVAB score of 39 or would you rather have
score of 39 or would you rather have some dude that dropped out when he was
some dude that dropped out when he was 16 but he's got an ASVAB score of 78
16 but he's got an ASVAB score of 78 actually Jack you you actually told the
actually Jack you you actually told the story of you had one dude that was
story of you had one dude that was actually [ __ ] in
your you never I like I like both of your reactions
like I like both of your reactions this this is the best thing because what
this this is the best thing because what the drill s says Jack I know you've told
the drill s says Jack I know you've told this before continue cuz I love this
this before continue cuz I love this story they pulled a they pulled a kid
story they pulled a they pulled a kid out cuz they found out like he was
out cuz they found out like he was like yeah go go sorry they pulled a kid
like yeah go go sorry they pulled a kid out cuz they found out like I think like
out cuz they found out like I think like two or three weeks into it that he was
two or three weeks into it that he was like he's actually the drill instructor
like he's actually the drill instructor is like he's [ __ ] yeah what was the
is like he's [ __ ] yeah what was the drill Ser he's like he's he's an he's an
drill Ser he's like he's he's an he's an actual [ __ ] yeah uh he like he was the
actual [ __ ] yeah uh he like he was the drill serer walked up and S this to the
drill serer walked up and S this to the platoon and he started he's like that
platoon and he started he's like that guy's recruiter needs to be in jail yeah
guy's recruiter needs to be in jail yeah but but this was a case that happened
but but this was a case that happened with the Marines this was this was this
with the Marines this was this was this was 2002 that word was more commonly
was 2002 that word was more commonly used back then there was a case in the
used back then there was a case in the Marine Corps where this recruiter went
Marine Corps where this recruiter went and picked up a dude from a home for
and picked up a dude from a home for people with Autism to bring him to Maps
people with Autism to bring him to Maps so he knowingly put in someone with
so he knowingly put in someone with highlevel
highlevel autism yeah to where they needed to live
autism yeah to where they needed to live in a home oh no yeah we needed
in a home oh no yeah we needed [Laughter]
[Laughter] bodies and that's like I I I know for a
bodies and that's like I I I know for a fact some of the dudes I went to basic
fact some of the dudes I went to basic with were
with were [Music]
[Music] definitely [ __ ] dude like there were
definitely [ __ ] dude like there were some like Looney which was his name that
some like Looney which was his name that I'm not I cannot I hate that it sounds
I'm not I cannot I hate that it sounds like I'm making up a [ __ ] last name
like I'm making up a [ __ ] last name his last name was Looney and he was
his last name was Looney and he was [ __ ] he had giant lips I will
[ __ ] he had giant lips I will remember this kid to the day at day he
remember this kid to the day at day he just looks like this the white
just looks like this the white kid oh God oh God and Looney would pee
kid oh God oh God and Looney would pee himself habitually every night he piss
himself habitually every night he piss his [ __ ] bed or every other night and
his [ __ ] bed or every other night and then I my V Looney shout out you [ __ ]
then I my V Looney shout out you [ __ ] great
great shot I just remember sitting down at
shot I just remember sitting down at Chow we have the last man [ __ ]
Chow we have the last man [ __ ] everything last man boom I'm like two
everything last man boom I'm like two minutes of my meal and it sounds like
minutes of my meal and it sounds like someone's spilling water I'm like that's
someone's spilling water I'm like that's [ __ ] weird and I look over and
[ __ ] weird and I look over and there's this liquid dripping out from
there's this liquid dripping out from Looney he's like d why I pee myself I'm
Looney he's like d why I pee myself I'm like God [ __ ] God damn it and I he
like God [ __ ] God damn it and I he wasn't my my platoon thankfully was
wasn't my my platoon thankfully was first platoon and the level the drill
first platoon and the level the drill son like what the [ __ ] they just hated
son like what the [ __ ] they just hated this kid he could PT kind of he's
this kid he could PT kind of he's [ __ ] slow he pissed himself all the
[ __ ] slow he pissed himself all the time and then we did shooting day oh no
time and then we did shooting day oh no Looney me and two other per people shot
Looney me and two other per people shot expert there was four of us that shot
expert there was four of us that shot expert in basic out of how
expert in basic out of how many uh platoon is 40 81 20 like 180
many uh platoon is 40 81 20 like 180 people 200 people so
people 200 people so drill all the people that shot expert
drill all the people that shot expert drill is super nice to us you're a
drill is super nice to us you're a goddamn genius gum
goddamn genius gum yeah I'd recommend you recommend you for
yeah I'd recommend you recommend you for many targets you told me too about like
many targets you told me too about like Looney I remember drill Jackson at that
Looney I remember drill Jackson at that time black dud he's like [ __ ] Looney
time black dud he's like [ __ ] Looney God damn Looney you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you
God damn Looney you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you got
got expert go get
expert go get cake go get
cake go get cake dude Looney can shoot what the the
cake dude Looney can shoot what the the epiphany of that Dr Sergeant registering
epiphany of that Dr Sergeant registering this dude is dangerous on the battle
this dude is dangerous on the battle field I was like oh they're going to
field I was like oh they're going to make him
make him deploy you remember day one when all the
deploy you remember day one when all the fat kids
fat kids cried oh God what do they do what they
cried oh God what do they do what they what do they do on day one oh just like
what do they do on day one oh just like day one basic training with the oh yeah
day one basic training with the oh yeah no it was food it was dinner of day one
no it was food it was dinner of day one because like shark you get there at like
because like shark you get there at like noon you just get the dog [ __ ] smoked
noon you just get the dog [ __ ] smoked out of you the old whole day it's just
out of you the old whole day it's just terrible all right we're going to dinner
terrible all right we're going to dinner you go to dinner you stand at you know
you go to dinner you stand at you know [ __ ] parade rest in front of your
[ __ ] parade rest in front of your food on the table after you get it and
food on the table after you get it and then like okay eat you all sit down and
then like okay eat you all sit down and it's like 10 seconds 10 seconds 15
it's like 10 seconds 10 seconds 15 whatever like you get a bite of food
whatever like you get a bite of food maybe if you were really fast and then
maybe if you were really fast and then they're like okay dump your trays get
they're like okay dump your trays get the [ __ ] outside and then it's like I
the [ __ ] outside and then it's like I don't know we had three [ __ ] fat kids
don't know we had three [ __ ] fat kids crying and quit that day oh yeah they
crying and quit that day oh yeah they dropped out that day we had a lot of fat
dropped out that day we had a lot of fat people especially during my cycle we had
people especially during my cycle we had people that couldn't do a single situp
people that couldn't do a single situp on under 18 x-ray contracts that's
on under 18 x-ray contracts that's Special Forces contracts that means you
Special Forces contracts that means you signed up for five got damn years wow
signed up for five got damn years wow and you signed up not being able to do a
and you signed up not being able to do a single situp because at that time
single situp because at that time recruiters did not give a [ __ ] no they
recruiters did not give a [ __ ] no they just put like yeah I have my numbers I
just put like yeah I have my numbers I get to leave early today have I told you
get to leave early today have I told you my recruited story no okay well well
my recruited story no okay well well okay so it's funny like we all had the
okay so it's funny like we all had the same experience cuz it's like Navy
same experience cuz it's like Navy Marine Army um no so I I enlisted under
Marine Army um no so I I enlisted under an EOD contract because I wanted to be
an EOD contract because I wanted to be EOD smart smart man yeah and I got into
EOD smart smart man yeah and I got into because to be an EOD you got to go
because to be an EOD you got to go through kind of the same test that like
through kind of the same test that like seals and divers and those guys go
seals and divers and those guys go through a lot of swimming stuff a lot of
through a lot of swimming stuff a lot of swimming stuff yeah so I got there and I
swimming stuff yeah so I got there and I couldn't swim fast I couldn't do one
couldn't swim fast I couldn't do one [ __ ] can pull up and yeah but my
[ __ ] can pull up and yeah but my recruiter fudged my numbers so I could
recruiter fudged my numbers so I could get into the EOD program and so I get
get into the EOD program and so I get there and we we do the I can't remember
there and we we do the I can't remember what the test is called we get there and
what the test is called we get there and I'm like I can't do one real pullup CU
I'm like I can't do one real pullup CU like my recruiter wrote down it's like
like my recruiter wrote down it's like yeah he can do you only had to do like
yeah he can do you only had to do like like seven dead hang pull-ups at the
like seven dead hang pull-ups at the time and they don't even tell you so
time and they don't even tell you so you're not even trying there's a big
you're not even trying there's a big difference between zero and seven dead
difference between zero and seven dead pull sound like a lot they're like do a
pull sound like a lot they're like do a pullup and I was like Kipping
pullup and I was like Kipping and they're like oh wait you can't do a
and they're like oh wait you can't do a pullup can you and so the one of the
pullup can you and so the one of the diveo guys brought me into his office
diveo guys brought me into his office and was like who the [ __ ] is your
and was like who the [ __ ] is your recruiter and so like I'm 19 at the time
recruiter and so like I'm 19 at the time like oh I don't know I know him and yeah
like oh I don't know I know him and yeah so that that was the whole thing it's
so that that was the whole thing it's like they're just recruiting they're
like they're just recruiting they're bringing in people like anyone they
bringing in people like anyone they could bring in I couldn't even do one
could bring in I couldn't even do one pullup you're supposed to be able to do
pullup you're supposed to be able to do like six or seven dead hangs they do
like six or seven dead hangs they do this is like recruiters lie during my
this is like recruiters lie during my time they said Eli as long as you max
time they said Eli as long as you max out your PT score and shoot expert they
out your PT score and shoot expert they will give you Airborne you can do
will give you Airborne you can do whatever you want cuz I had to GED oh I
whatever you want cuz I had to GED oh I have a story about this GED you can't
have a story about this GED you can't get [ __ ] like that was the main thing
get [ __ ] like that was the main thing they like oh you're a GED I had to get
they like oh you're a GED I had to get my GED to join that's the only reason I
my GED to join that's the only reason I got a GED so I was like okay [ __ ]
got a GED so I was like okay [ __ ] dope I can probably shoot I can
dope I can probably shoot I can definitely shoot
definitely shoot expert and then I can I'm physically fit
expert and then I can I'm physically fit I like to work out I did both graduated
I like to work out I did both graduated with honors I was like true sor
with honors I was like true sor can I get my
can I get my [ __ ] Airborne go ranger and all that
[ __ ] Airborne go ranger and all that and he's like no like huh what why my
and he's like no like huh what why my brain was so broken they're like no you
brain was so broken they're like no you can't do that I was like but my my
can't do that I was like but my my recruiter said if I do both of these
recruiter said if I do both of these things I
things I can I could do what I want [ __ ]
can I could do what I want [ __ ] recruiter lied got sent thankfully I
recruiter lied got sent thankfully I first on shout out he looked at like PT
first on shout out he looked at like PT score and sha expert he's
score and sha expert he's like you're with us you're going to
like you're with us you're going to third platoon here you go we'll [ __ ]
third platoon here you go we'll [ __ ] take care of I was like oh don't and
take care of I was like oh don't and that dude
that dude is like that's the guy like went Delta
is like that's the guy like went Delta he like highp speed dude
he like highp speed dude like God bless your soul and then all
like God bless your soul and then all the guys know him from the unit now and
the guys know him from the unit now and it's the weirdest thing I'm like did you
it's the weirdest thing I'm like did you know this guy and they're like you know
know this guy and they're like you know [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god let's tell the
[ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god let's tell the story about when he got drunk and kicked
story about when he got drunk and kicked off a plane I was
off a plane I was like go on I want to hear it
like go on I want to hear it how much of a [ __ ]
how much of a [ __ ] bag I have an idea the gang does the
bag I have an idea the gang does the asvabs holy [ __ ] we could arrange that
asvabs holy [ __ ] we could arrange that oh it's like it's like who's smarter
oh it's like it's like who's smarter than a fifth
than a fifth grader we treat it like Top Gear and
grader we treat it like Top Gear and then all our guests have to do the ASAP
then all our guests have to do the ASAP now and we have a leadership score oh
yeah we get to put where's your name at oh last
at oh last boy holy [ __ ] Cody I he I hear the sunny
boy holy [ __ ] Cody I he I hear the sunny music it's like the gang does the
music it's like the gang does the asvabs we have everyone that comes on to
asvabs we have everyone that comes on to the ASVAB and we put a [ __ ]
the ASVAB and we put a [ __ ] leadership board on where you rank it
leadership board on where you rank it it's really funny until we get a
it's really funny until we get a government
government contract for
contract for promoting nuke you got high on that yeah
promoting nuke you got high on that yeah dude I they want to be yeah they wanted
dude I they want to be yeah they wanted me to be a nuke at the time and I was
me to be a nuke at the time and I was like no I want to be EOD
like no I want to be EOD I want to do that thing that Jeremy
I want to do that thing that Jeremy rener did in the movie I heard it's
rener did in the movie I heard it's realistic we uh so I was a medic and I
realistic we uh so I was a medic and I was so I was in hhc National Guard which
was so I was in hhc National Guard which is like the headquarters unit so it was
is like the headquarters unit so it was like the only people that I drilled with
like the only people that I drilled with were all the Medics for the entire
were all the Medics for the entire Battalion were all localized in one
Battalion were all localized in one platoon there all the scout sniper
platoon there all the scout sniper infantry guys and then like all the
infantry guys and then like all the radio guys and the Scout snipers were
radio guys and the Scout snipers were they were good but they
they were good but they were always getting in trouble they
were always getting in trouble they would all go out to the bar every night
would all go out to the bar every night and end up sleeping in the same person's
and end up sleeping in the same person's house and like if somebody forgot to set
house and like if somebody forgot to set an alarm they weren't at formation when
an alarm they weren't at formation when they were supposed to be and they got or
they were supposed to be and they got or like they would all you'd literally just
like they would all you'd literally just walk into the Armory and they'd be all
walk into the Armory and they'd be all sleeping on the wrestling mats drunk and
sleeping on the wrestling mats drunk and like most of them concealed carried so
like most of them concealed carried so there' just be loaded Glocks all over
there' just be loaded Glocks all over this wrestling mat with a bunch of drunk
this wrestling mat with a bunch of drunk 19-year-olds so like so there was that
19-year-olds so like so there was that and then they got a new um
and then they got a new um um platoon Sergeant he was an E7 from
um platoon Sergeant he was an E7 from the
the 75th full tower power like Special
75th full tower power like Special Forces Ranger Airborne whole nine yards
Forces Ranger Airborne whole nine yards all the tabs directly out of active duty
all the tabs directly out of active duty and one scout sniper showed up to
and one scout sniper showed up to formation that day and that was a dude
formation that day and that was a dude that had like a family emergency and
that had like a family emergency and wasn't there the day prior and he's like
wasn't there the day prior and he's like where's everybody else like I don't know
where's everybody else like I don't know I wasn't here yesterday I no idea and
I wasn't here yesterday I no idea and that dude had to do the whole like first
that dude had to do the whole like first 39 out of
39 out of ranks saluted bro he smoked that whole
ranks saluted bro he smoked that whole [ __ ] platoon for 13 hours we had to
[ __ ] platoon for 13 hours we had to send eight people to the hospital holy
send eight people to the hospital holy [ __ ] it was it was horrible dude it's
[ __ ] it was it was horrible dude it's called corrective exercising Nick after
called corrective exercising Nick after that how many people were late to
that how many people were late to formation still a bunch they were
formation still a bunch they were [ __ ] oh my God was like I'm going
[ __ ] oh my God was like I'm going holy [ __ ] usually they had a drinking
holy [ __ ] usually they had a drinking problem it usually while it was
problem it usually while it was better but yeah no it was like the first
better but yeah no it was like the first time I'd ever had like uh they need they
time I'd ever had like uh they need they they want two Medics and an ambulance
they want two Medics and an ambulance sent out across the parking lot yeah
sent out across the parking lot yeah he's smoking the dog [ __ ] out of these
he's smoking the dog [ __ ] out of these they were low crawling in a field for
they were low crawling in a field for hours it was
hours it was horrible oh Jack I'm going to ask you
horrible oh Jack I'm going to ask you about your worst smoke session after
about your worst smoke session after Cody closes us out if you want to see
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today by Eli DoubleTap fat electrician Jack mandaville Jack
Jack mandaville Jack mandaville myself donut find Jack
mandaville myself donut find Jack mandaville on everywhere we what's your
mandaville on everywhere we what's your favorite place that people can go to
favorite place that people can go to find you uh Jared's bar all right
find you uh Jared's bar all right Jared's bar is that not not not
Jared's bar is that not not not Instagram yeah oh I'm on in stagram yeah
Instagram yeah oh I'm on in stagram yeah j a c k m an J Jack mandaville Jack
j a c k m an J Jack mandaville Jack maville find it in the description in
maville find it in the description in the comments below
the comments below yeah dude can I tell you before we
yeah dude can I tell you before we release of which one no this is my plan
release of which one no this is my plan so I don't go on Facebook anymore I
so I don't go on Facebook anymore I don't have Snapchat or Tik Tok I do I go
don't have Snapchat or Tik Tok I do I go to Twitter because I hate myself but
to Twitter because I hate myself but like uh uh my plan is like once
like uh uh my plan is like once Instagram becomes irrelevant I'm
Instagram becomes irrelevant I'm literally just going to phase out of
literally just going to phase out of social media based like whatever on now
social media based like whatever on now I'm going to write it out till the end
I'm going to write it out till the end and then I'm never I'm going to never be
and then I'm never I'm going to never be on social media again nothing new I'll
on social media again nothing new I'll do YouTube I'm going to do YouTube yeah
do YouTube I'm going to do YouTube yeah but nothing new no I'm not yeah like I
but nothing new no I'm not yeah like I don't have Tik Tok or anything like that
don't have Tik Tok or anything like that yeah none I do you guys [ __ ] with Tik
yeah none I do you guys [ __ ] with Tik Tok I have it I don't upload on it
Tok I have it I don't upload on it really no Savannah there's like 48,000
really no Savannah there's like 48,000 fake fat electrician accounts though so
fake fat electrician accounts though so I bet yeah [ __ ] back hey go check us
I bet yeah [ __ ] back hey go check us out on the after show we're going to go
out on the after show we're going to go pee PE I love you say quack bang quack
pee PE I love you say quack bang quack bang out I got to pay Jack say you're
bang out I got to pay Jack say you're sign off [ __ ] balls
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