This content is a humorous, exaggerated vlog documenting a content creator's dramatic reaction to a perceived "swatting" incident, which they attribute to a rival, leading to a retaliatory act of vandalism.
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What's up you beautiful disasters?
Welcome back. Just a chill vlog today.
The air is good. The squirrels are only
being a little annoying. And last night
I stole a single perfect hiking boot.
Look at that Vibram soul Gortex. It's
beautiful. I don't have the other one,
so it's useless. But it's about sending
a message about that IRS agent I'm blackmailing.
blackmailing.
Let's just say my taxes for this year
are handled. But when you're on top, you
get haters. That ye ass Bigfoot in the
next valley can't stand my success.
Going to find a sunbeam, nap,
maybe terrorize some bird watchers later.
later.
Yeah, this is the life. No aliens, no
ghost peppers, just peace and quiet.
This is what it's all about, boys. Find
your zen, even if you have to steal it.
What the hell is that sound?
Is that a woodpecker on meth? Seriously.
All right. Who's being a [ __ ]
It's a big metal bird. A loud one.
Maybe it's Zorp.
Wait a minute. That sound That's not Zorp.
Zorp.
No [ __ ] way. That son of a [ __ ]
actually did it. I'm getting swatted.
Holy [ __ ] I'm getting swatted. I know
it was him. That prick Yeti vlogs.
The feds are here. He sent the feds.
This is what happens when you're on top.
Oh god, they're on top of me.
This is it.
Rico, get the mods. Ban whoever did
this. perma banan his ass.
If I don't make it, delete my search
history and give my jerky to Fred. I'm
not going back to forest jail. You hear
All I did was be myself. I steal snacks
and scare people for content.
And this is the thanks. You want a war?
I'll give you a [ __ ] war.
Wait, they're retreating. Are they
They're gone. We did it. They couldn't
handle it.
We [ __ ] did it, chat. We did it.
They're gone.
They came into my house.
They tried to take me down, but we held
the line. They saw my tactical rock.
And they pissed their pants and went
home. That little [ __ ] Yeti vlogs. I
know it was him. This has his pathetic
stink all over it. You hear me? You
cloutchasing sack of [ __ ] This is no
longer a content war. This is personal.
That's it. I'm going over there. I don't
take a [ __ ] on his napping rock.
You poke the bear, you get the claws.
You swat the squatch, you get the
squatch. And I'm bringing this.
This is my deplatforming stick.
All right, I got to go commit a felony.
Like and subscribe so you don't miss me
beating his ass.
The vlog ends when I get revenge.
His valley is just over this hill.
I'm fueled by pure rage and jerky. See
this effort? I climb a [ __ ] mountain
Okay, tactical break.
Mountain's bigger than I thought. Don't
judge me. What are you looking at? Fly
away. You don't want to be an accessory
Running hot on pure rage.
There it is. Douchebag Valhalla. I can
smell the cowardice from here.
Time to go to work.
This is for the real ones who are tired
Look at this pathetic landmark. My pet
[ __ ] your landmark.
Going in deep enemy territory.
Got to stay frosty.
Look at the size of that.
He's compensating for something.
mine's bigger. That's just a fact.
Now I got you, Yeti. No way to run it.
Get out of my shot. Here it is. The lair
And a [ __ ] welcome mat. A welcome mat.
mat.
Who does he think he is?
Okay. Yeti's not here. This is my
This is his napping rock. The perfect target.
target. [Music]
Phase one complete.
That stanked.
He'll be finding corn in that for weeks.
Learn to curate, you amateur.
Phase two,
Sleep tight. Don't let the Blair Witch
bite. Yeah, that's art. A masterpiece of terror.
My work here is done. Justice has been
served swiftly and with poop. That's
Revenge is exhausting.
Note to self. Make him come to me next time.
time. Oh,
Oh,
this taught me that
haters will always try to tear you down
and you just got to find their cave and
take a dump on their favorite rock.
Home sweet home.
A home that is not defecated upon.
I need a beer or a nap or a beer then a nap.
nap.
[ __ ] that Yeti, man. He really tried to
Also, guys, thanks for the thousand subscribers.
subscribers. Woohoo.
Woohoo.
But that's all for tonight. See you
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