This content is a humorous and critical playthrough of the notoriously flawed video game Sonic the Hedgehog (often referred to as Sonic '06). The hosts, from Game Grumps, express their extreme dissatisfaction with the game's numerous technical issues, poor design choices, and nonsensical narrative, all while maintaining a comedic and exasperated tone.
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hey I'm Grump I'm not so Grump and we're
the game gr oh no what oh no what are
you talking about what is that on the
screen what is this Blue menu with the
red stripe I think we've done it it kind
of looks like an upside down Sonic the
Hedgehog oh
no we're playing Sonic the Hedgehog also
more colloquially know colloquially
known as Sonic 06 oh I didn't know the
colloquial tribe knew about Sonic the Hedgehog
Hedgehog
uh sure not this uh this is uh widely
known as one of the worst games ever
made why is that um well first of all
not worst game no okay no ever okay no
no no in its context in its time era or
whatever like when it came out and in
the context that it came out okay it was
it's just known as one of the worst
games ever made so you just mean all
things considered yeah all things
considered that it's a Sonic game I mean
look at it it looks like [ __ ] Final
Fantasy yeah it looks like Final Fantasy
at this exact
moment [ __ ] you all right tell me I'm a
love interest and we can laugh if if
Sonic walked in right now I think it
would be a bit
jarring to my eyeballs anyways no it
came out as a reboot to Sonic the
Hedgehog right like the entire series
like this was supposed to be the new
first Sonic yeah this is like a reboot
it's like Sonic the Hedgehog oh my God
look at it can I just say know on the
back of the box if if somebody if if
Barry can find a picture of this what
there there's [ __ ] Shadow the
Hedgehog on like a motorcycle oh yeah
there is I don't see I never got this
it's like Sonic cart Racers it's like
okay I get Sonic R because they're fast
right you're racing them but why why
would Sonic need to ride on a motorcycle
there's no way it goes faster than he
runs yeah I know I don't know it's silly
he just want it's it I guess it's like
if you wrote a segue or something it's
like you know just easy I don't know I'm
just feeling lazy
today dude real talk yeah some [ __ ]
[ __ ] sexy ass CG cut scenes we
got here yeah she's like oh jeez but I
think better CGI was used in the French
animated Sonic Unleashed promotional
video starring a cute don't look at me
like that I think I've seen that she has
a heart on her cheek okay no um actually
she's really pale oh this is Dr Eggman
com I mean I'm not one to talk but this
is [ __ ] gross as [ __ ]
yeah oh God you can like see his
wrinkles on it's like get it away get it
away why do you have gold nipples Dr
Eggman see now now he has four gold
nipples too I guess he wants Chaos
Emeralds as usual look at him he's got a
[ __ ] ball sack ass head yeah [ __ ]
shaves Tes scrot ass head scro all right
no okay scy okay oh no what's this I
good okay anyways don't you drugs kids
I'm totally cool with like I get I get
that like innovate like guns what is
guns why are guns okay look like I get
innovating on on a game right I get that
you want to iterate and then make it not
the same as before but this is I was
just actually having a conversation
about this with somebody it's it's like
inconsistent in a way that seems like
they did not mean for it to be
inconsistent this relates from an artistic
artistic
standpoint okay from a promotional
standpoint it's like whatever it's got
Sonic in it who [ __ ] cares they
obviously made this game to sell they
already have an audience if they made
this game poopy gun meoo it would never
sell so they made it Sonic but I'm just
saying like it it's it's inconsistent in
style doesn't make any sense
artistically if you're using a property
like you should probably at least keep
something alive theme or a a feel or
something only thing that looked like
Sonic there was Sonic why was that what
they chose it doesn't make sense it
doesn't have any triangle trees or spy
grass why are you helping
me no special reason oh okay look at
this jump sound it's all realistic and
there like it's just this game is so
inconsistent it looks terrible now why
would they make the cut scenes look so
good and then it contrasts with this and
it's like it's I don't know want to play
it anymore this looks like PS2 yeah it
looks like like [ __ ] Sonic Adventure
oh my God it looks worse oh no he I'm
afraid our little game it's all like
boring in cardboard Town yeah look at
her she so epic I got me take this take
it take this blue balls that's all hey
he's going to have blue balls for the
rest of this
game well he's blue anyway I don't know
I guess he already has blue balls we
were looking at a kid us today they
drink juice out of their nose and they
have four penis they do actually
have God dang oh it's ugly oh it's ugly
this is gross look I can't I can't make this
this
myself but as a Critic you can't I can
be a little critical uh you can
criticize something without being able
to make it it's bad it looks bad it
looks bad this game looks bad it looks
Exotics glowing but that's what
everybody expects us to say let to say
something different look at that battle
cruiser look at that green tree just
breaking composition one ass Green Green
Tree it does actually break the
composition quite a bit oh by the way
the loading in this game is very quick
oh is it oh it's insanely quick oh just
like Sonic the Hedgehog yeah dude it's
such a mess it contrasts with like you
know when you make a game you you got to
have like a vision and just like a a a
are you are you saying this game is
blind what what did I say because it had
no vision okay shut hey at least the
frame rate's good oh oh my God I can't
[ __ ] oh my god wao he has he gets like
Atomic rings around him when you do that
you have to like crawl walk no stop
going faster what is this oh look at
this guy [ __ ] guy he just hanging out
oh my God this is the worst this looks
worse than like a the background of a
Super Smash Brothers Melee stage it
looks like virtue a
cop it looks like the a the aisle of
Delino only only bad like no no it looks
like Delino it's on a superior console
in yet oh my God I I've never okay I
don't think I made this clear I've never
played this I've always wanted to I was
going to do a jron on it but I never got
around to it cuz I thought it was
obvious like everybody makes fun of this
G makes me want a barf already oh my God
this is the worst than I thought do I
have to talk to this guy of course you
have to talk to people you're Sonic
Sonic the first thing
first oh my God okay okay first rule of
Sonic talk to
everybody he doesn't even have a voice
oh my God he looks like Dennis Hopper a
little bit oh my God oh my God
guys this the worst thing i' ever
[ __ ] seen in my life you can't get
through here because construction thanks
M thanks H that's so much information
that I needed my God go to the question
who Sega what happened don't ask Sega
they don't know if you see a above the
head of someone in town try you may
learn something important you may that's
a wishful
thinking I saw Fox two tails over by the
plaza it seemed like it was looking for
someone oh okay is this supposed to be
an adventure game oh hey can I just say
I don't understand why game developers
have not fu [ __ ] figured out that
having voice acting and subtitles is the
worst goddamn thing on the planet they
didn't have subtitles they do they do
right now here uh well it's just like
being subtitled like a movie no it's bad
cuz if it's subtitled like a movie it's
in a language you don't understand so
you just read it I sometimes watch M
subtitles with with the sound only if I
only if it's in a situation where I
can't hear the sound guess well that
makes sense and this it's like you read
faster than you hear them talk it's it's
like a really really [ __ ] weird
Paradigm I'll do my best it makes me
want to vomit like when I played Fallout
3 the default was or um Fallout New
Vegas the default was both and like I
just had to turn the [ __ ] uh text off
I just had to yeah because you just
can't concentrate when these people are
telling you something and you're like
reading it too it's just like it's all
this information it doesn't bother me
that much I can't stand it I can't it is
better with it off you can turn it off
but I'm not going to I want you to be
mad this game grumps after all thanks pal
pal
I just want to like get to a part where
I'm doing something yeah that would be
nice it's the first episode it's almost
over we yeah I know it's one of those
games all right well this is we're going
to do a full playthrough of this [ __ ]
we're going to beat
this you're going to regret that very
serious oh my God you can I think you
can across those rings can you yeah I
think so you can like you you lock to
Rings some
okay but honestly Sonic colors and Sonic
Generations were all right it's just
this one and unleash that or just that
frame rate it's it's so jumpy oh my God
I clipped through the chair you just
clipped through the [ __ ] chair I
don't think you clipped I think you just
oh my God the camera doesn't have any
buffering or easing so it just it just
follows where Sonic is relative no no it
no it Clips through the chair you see
that no you go over it no you go over it
but you kind of clip it a little it
doesn't matter it's jump you go over it
and then you move but in like one FR
that's not real clipping clipping is
when you go through something what the
[ __ ] ever I'm going to over these coins
[ __ ] go don't keep going you're going to
be sad about it I think this is Sonic's
Natural State I think he's trying to
he's trying to be someone he's not by
running all the time dude that guy in
the background's like I can't stand this [ __ ]
[ __ ]
anymore he totally like like moved his
head when you said that he's just like I
can't stand existing solely in Sonic 06
over by the beach who know it seems
there's danger over by the beach when
someone says that to you you know what
you say
oh what yeah totally what what do you
mean look at this chick's ass I want to
touch that ass oh like my guy like
stereotypical touching the girls and
like a girls I like girls I'm not gay I
don't like penises I I love how it's
like talk to everybody you'll get some
important information and everybody says
the same exact thing I'm sorry I'm
mumbling over
you that's my impression of you mumbling over
over
me all right let see real EST go no no I
love how you like kind of like Float On
The Water how is this accept Okay I I get
like this is unacceptable how could you
as a you know what you know what this
game is you know what this game is I oh
you can charge okay tell me if you agree
here uhuh you might have nightmares like
this cuz you know like I I have
nightmares sometimes where like I'll
release a JonTron or go on stage I had a
dream recently uh did I talk about on
game gums uh no I had a dream recently
where I was on stage at the presidential
election and I was running against told
no but I didn't tell I I I was running
for M I was running against M Romney
like I was Obama but I was still myself
like you know Obama wasn't in the race
for some reason and then I was like
standing there and realized like the the
election was like happening and I was
like oh [ __ ] dude I didn't prepare my
inauguration speech so like in the dream
I was actually sitting there like trying
to make it up I was like all right all
right you just go up there and you go
thank you America I'm glad you elected
me as your president I'll put soda in
the water
fountains anyways no okay look at this
guy go oh my God look at this guy look
at this [ __ ] guy go do you see him
he's oh my no stop no stop stop don't
push anything he is doing like the most
like I'm talking right look like he's
just like this is the stereotypical like
if you were like okay do like as fake of
talking as you could you just be
like that's what he's doing
all oh my
God this is like sometimes on game gums
I I stretch to make a reaction this is
God is that all right so listen up here
in this chat where now like what could
he possibly be saying all right you know
looks it up allows you to use the light
Dash by using the light Dash you can
move quickly through the trailer Rings
this light Dash is worth $100 you know I
got a question mark exclamation mark I'm
sorry you know my hoodies yellow and
stuff I got some glasses on my head you
know I decided to shave my head because
I thought it was a cool Michael Jordan
made a cool you know what I'm saying sh
up dude is this like the is this like a
Japanese person's understanding of a
black man speaking make him Jive all
right this is a Japanese developed game
isn't it uh yeah maybe
can I just say Japanese games have not
been good recently um you know it's
entirely possible this is not
Japanese yeah it's true um okay but the
the nightmare thing so this game is like is
is
like this game is like that nightmare
you have When You released a ego Raptor
I released a jron and it was like barely
finished or something and then you're
like oh my God I embarrassed myself
front the whole world that's what this
is they but they relas Rel least it in
the nightmare is
real I'm having the nightmare right now
do do you not agree it's yeah it's it's
terrible I you
know I don't know what they were
thinking it's one of those things where
it's like what were they thinking in the
real business world of making video
games I'm sure they was like we have to
have this game out by whatever and
they're like it's not [ __ ] finished
it's not you got you got to like go get
get somewhere no I have to I have to get
100 rings are you are you yeah but I
don't know how to get rings are you
serious yeah I got that's how they
started this off I got to get the light
Dash oh my God but I don't know how to
do it how could you be this okay Sonic
the Hedgehog is an i it's like a really
strong IP how could you [ __ ] it up this
bad I don't like Sonic the Hedgehog at
all I don't like it oh no no no no hold
on let me I don't like it either I hate
Sonic the Hedgehog I think his design is
one of the most brilliant designs like
ever well I want to I want a [ __ ] I
want a [ __ ] uh metag game thing oh
yeah cuz I you were like it was like
what what's the most welld designed or
something and I was like this guy's
survived through 20 years solely based
off his design and you're like okay that
one yeah um okay no
um okay look at them talk orange who
have valuable hints blue icons who are
looking for help same colors all Sonic
the Hedgehog might be kind of okay it
might be a game you don't like but it's
still a good game it's a fun game and
some like a lot of people like it it's a
well-made game well-designed game I I
mean it is it's you just it's not fun
because the speed is annoying but some
people like
it but it's still like a really good it
was a system Sol I could I could well
yeah I mean yeah for a while it was more
popular than Mario I mean that's why
Sonic Sonic is is like a part of gaming
history you can't like those games were
good no absolutely how do you [ __ ] up an
IP like that this is like this is like
Star Wars prequels times [ __ ] 50
million like how do you [ __ ] it up this
bad I don't John I have no idea where
I'm going I have no idea what I'm doing
or sonic fans I'm talking to everybody
like let me try let me try you you you
have some fun talking here the store
okay the the guy in the store oh talk
talk to the guy with the blue
arrow lag oh my God that might be the solution
solution
even Alberto Robert you know you totally
look like an Alber Robert I've been
making shoes in this town making the
ultimate shoes right now shoes the power
of sana's mysterious Stu custom shoes
I'm calling them custom shoes it's a
name my wife came up with I don't really
like it but you know I want some sex
tonight I don't care Alberto Robert is
there anyone who can test the design of
these shoes of course I will do they fit
Hedgehog of course yes sure [ __ ]
anybody just put the shoe on
well there you go over at Nike they're
like if only someone could test this
shoe here he is it's Sonic Sonic comes
in that's all good I'll put that shoe on
get out of here it's a hedgehog get the broom
broom
K chasing the headgehog around with the
broom they don't call mmbe Mambo what
you say from the the Kenyon running team
they call
Sonic put on the shoes go through the
Rings whoa dude dude real talk what has
anybody ever [ __ ] seen Sonic feet
without shoes
on oh god dude they're probably all four
what the [ __ ] dude sorry I just thought
again don't look up a kid in a penis go
go go go go and by that I mean everyone
look up a kid the penis right now what
what is this Superman it's totally
Superman 6 this this game is very
reminiscent of Superman
64 like Star Fox look at the game feel I
don't even no did I do did I do it I
don't I honestly don't I'm trying as
hard as I this one my favorite lines I
can't do it and I'm trying as hard as I
can you know what I'm talking about I
don't know epode yeah I think it might
be it might be the action 52 I'm trying
hard as I can I still my favorite is a
um what was it it said it in another one
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh yeah you always his
[ __ ] shoulders are just H what a mess
it's like as if we beat the level but
there was no [ __ ] level oh my god oh
how it's funny because they really
redeem themselves with Generations
that's a great game I like it a lot easy
no it's solid I played it once and it
was really solid it's fun I need to get
it on the computer so I can play it on
my 108 yeah I have it on for PC too I
bought it like back when it came out it
was like 30 bucks only 30 bucks what a
steal of my money it's a good
game [ __ ] you the problem is they put
sonico six levels in there and I'm like
you guys don't need to like bring the
[ __ ] alcoholic Uncle to the party I
like it's like dude we're having a party
and it's like you going to invite the
Larry like [ __ ] she [ __ ] walks in the
room whoa did you why didn't you consult
me about this before we [ __ ] did you
really invite Larry like we had to dude
we [ __ ] had to what you what would
what would you have you have to go to
the store now what would you go to the
store waste everybody else's time I
don't even know where this store is
we're beating
this okay I don't care it has to be
Sonic 06 until the year 2006
we're all
right yeah just get it
out it let it all
out let it all
out it's okay is there an inventory or
or do I just have them now issues you
won't help me through
them all right so how do I use these
light shoes next time I no you can't see
always say no it's a time limit you a
[ __ ] time limit you
idiot my time is running out hey ho hey
ho I was considering spitting monster
all over your
everything okay I have to figure out how
to use the light shoes I love just okay
light shoes uh I spot them I I know are
you going to do the same thing just try
to whoo over these I tried already oh
there we go oh my and that was the day
Sonic collected all the rings with his
dick he's
like like [ __ ] there's no effect to
that I started moving seriously this
game has like no game feel it's devoid
of game
feel oh that's how you do it you hit XX
I know right you hit the most intuitive
way to teach you one X's uh fetal
position up other X's down roll
ball Sonic's most legendary technique
down roll ball did you ever want to Bend
It Like Beckham [Laughter]
[Laughter]
square is Beckham from the movie wner oh
my God oh my
God it's just like oh my God am I
playing a game right now because
Oh Aaron did I ever tell you how much I
adore you I did not press a single
button that entire time really it kind
of slid him around too y oh my that's
why I said it there were like Rings over
to the right and then it moved me over
to the right did you see what just
happened when you just no he like went
likeit look well that was kind of cool
actually um wait you know ow you know
what this reminds me of for some
reason oh we got to play that who I was
actually why did you say half like two
the boxes yeah there's actually um not
pressing a button there's actually
something that um and I did [Music]
[Music]
it what okay no there's actually two
games well I was going to say one game
that I we really should play people
people requested on subreddit uh Ratchet
and Clank yeah uh we should play that
it's a great game okay it's a really
good game actually you played it no oh
it's so good Ratchet and Clank is kind of
of
underrated that's cool um sh it's way
better than like Jack and Daxter I hate
this is totally I don't know why what
okay Jack 2 is not very good uh I I
don't like Jack two I don't like Jack
one I don't like any of them you know
and it I we've had this conversation
before but what it really surprised me
cuz you like banjo so much it's just not
it's there's nothing to that game it's
just like banjo it's it is but Goan a
really cool world and and you collect I
never thought it was cool I played the
whole game because I well you know what
for all that that is said there I still
played the whole game so something was
keeping me
playing it's not that bad it's
okay I really don't like Jack it's been
a while though so I don't want to it's
so weird I have this mentality like oh
[ __ ] I don't want to defend this game if
I don't actually like it no no no that's
a good mentality to have um see I
haven't played it in a long time so I'll
tell you what all the I remember I
remember genuinely having like a really
good time with it so every single ratch
and Clank game is awesome I haven't
played a bad ratch and Clank they're all
good they're so good
really probably best uh played all for
one when I was on the tester and it
sucked best non- Nintendo I don't know
about that oh that's a different okay
whatever the the normal ratch clanks are
good those noral all for one yeah it's
just a it's a four player co-op yeah
yeah that's that's that's like a new the
new one I don't know about that I love
how the Rings just fall flat they don't
even bounce the [ __ ] Rings don't even
[ __ ] bounce why would they why would
ladies and gentlemen we are left off
this is the time we sending [ __ ]
everyone from Sega got into
space I guess I just killed
fun I actually having quite said to
nobody ever about this game this is fun said
said
nobody I actually am having fun well cuz
you're hanging out with me no I I guess
well I'm just I I'm more I'm more when I
when we're playing stuff like this I'm
more stoked to see the audience's smile
and laughter and you know what's funny
through through YouTube comment that
says just's gay just your
butt dude I have to
say it's it sucks that we don't get to
see our fans or whatever audience
stuff around at the
of to go got to follow my can't around
keep moving on guess what ahead only one
way to find out keep on moving ahead no
time for
my you see take my I'll free [Music]
[Music]
me this great this is so
good oh this is awesome this is so good
I like how you jump thanks no problem
I'll make it
me to you follow
yeah what is going on I'll be right back
oh I got to play his Tails now look look
this is how it started me what did you
see that camera what no that's that is
literally how it started me look that
[ __ ] whale bobbing bitching in the
background he's like [ __ ]
[ __ ]
[ __ ] oh God look at that bouncing like a
like a bing bong bet I don't know about
this game what can I throw
things are you pushing the why are you
I'm throwing coin what going why are you
can't grab them I'm throwing my coins
with what my body what button does that
uh x x it's jump you mean you mean
Square [ __ ] is going on hold on I
seriously don't know what's going on on
the throwing
things I'm throwing
things I don't know what's happening do
you seriously not know what you're doing
no look at this whale this whale is just
like [ __ ] about oh my good
God okay guys this is like genuine Game Grumps
Grumps
confusion we're not playing this up at
all no I know like for the amount of oh
um the stop Dy and get through this
[ __ ] part it's hard all right I have
to go all the way back here now are you [Music]
[Music]
every I know make
don't
my day no matter what that may be take
my I'll set you free
okay um oh
boy okay so let's beat this part [ __ ]
yeah how
about did you just that's how you're
they're dummy
Rings cuz that's completely necessary
for his attack to make confusing fake
rings oh they're fake only those ones
have physics it
seems okay I want I want John don't even
go to the box John what I want to
[ __ ] kill myself right now this is
like the worst like game play we're not
even saying anything we're just like oh
[ __ ] I wonder what that chat was I'm I'm
usually not the one who's like I want go
I hate this game but like oh my god oh
it's not that bad give it to
me fine here all right you take it look
at I'm a little Tails
goon look at that how you yes seriously
oh my God how could they get like have
they never played a Sonic
wow and you didn't believe me oh wow you
said it can't be that bad wow oh wow oh
wow why in the world would his weapon be
fake rings yeah oh my God you're right
why in the [ __ ] world would his
weapon be fake rings I'm not just saying
that to like I'm genuinely why why would
that ever be his attack look at that
[ __ ] whale is wreaking
havoc like why that whale is literally
on top of him that whale is literally full
full
[ __ ] like do you see him you have to
save Sonic he is literally do you do
that or youse [ __ ] [ __ ] I think you
might want to grab him I don't know you
want me to do it what
grab what do you mean grab wait he's on
the Orca right now oh so we have to grab
him from the Orca maybe I don't know
that dolphin just went [ __ ] light
speed wait hold on hold on hold hold the
[ __ ] phone is
this you just trapped in Shamu I'm sorry
okay Shamu can't get out
the
what what am I joh calm down what calm
down why don't you like my
yelling what cuz it's loud oh it hurts
my ears John next time on Game Grumps
we'll still be
loading look at him he's in mid
spin you know I could just I could just
sit here forever it's a lot better than
playing the
game all right oh my God like
like
oh my God I love how when he hits like
something he just like you know you know
that feeling of like I don't have
anything insightful to say about this
it's just it's one of those things where
it's like where do I start oh my god
look it like the camera goes halfway
with him and then doesn't and then oh it
stops and then it starts again what what
because it's not like there's some
redeeming factors that you can just kind
of be like well you know this part's
okay but what's bad about it is it's
just like this is all bad yeah the the
Tails part was honestly it was
magical I've never seen beautifully bad
I've never seen what okay when Sonic was
on the Orca uh what happened when we
closed the gate it just this slowly like
yeah what what were what were you to
assume about what you were doing I know
and what it would accomplish yeah and
like he didn't even do anything he just
oh I'm in the water now he let me try he
just eventually like he just Sonic was
still on the Orca and then all of a
sudden in this part I I don't even were
they is this a joke is this game a
joke is this game a joke wouldn't that
be funny what if you Suzuki was just
like let's let's make a Sonic game
that's a really B really B and just uh
uh rce it and uh people will rob it
seriously this game's in [ __ ] art
statement against Art that's what this
is okay the my question is they've made
good games like Sonic Adventure 1 and 2
which no no no don't even say those
games are good I like those they're
terrible I don't remember too as much
but one was good they're both awful no
they're not they're both awful Sonic
adventur they're just like this they're
just like this no they're not I bet you
a million bet you a mil we don't have
play it let's we don't either have that
much to bet let's play it let's play it
and see how much you really like it what
Sonic Adventure all right let's F it's
terrible it's just like this God oh God
no it's not just like yes it is no it's
not yes it is you're a hide you're a
hideous kajima to me [ __ ] that's it's
literally what this is
is you [ __ ] you just fall in the
water and you die and you're like oh
okay and you [ __ ] run you run and you
go brings and you Sloop Sloop is this do
we have loops is this really going to
Loops is
this we ran out you can R
out you can run out Liv to
this you can run our alive
alive [Music]
okay we're going to pause the video now
and we're going to beat all that stuff
again and then we're going to pick up
where we left off right back don't go
anywh you should keep watching
this ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
Halloween keep that [Music]
[Music] in
in follow
follow
me oh
yeah dangering around everything TR your
Fe got to alone I know I make it no only
one to do I don't
care no
my no matter what take my I you free
follow me Set Me Free TR me and we will
escap from the city I'll make it through
follow follow me St me free trust me and
we will escape from the I'll make it
it me
me [Music]
[Music]
me okay we're back we made it okay so I
think this is where we were I don't
exactly remember yeah whatever don't die
just don't die apparently lives are
something that factor into
this uh
yeah we were just playing he hooked up
Sonic Adventure like the first one to
prove to me that it was terrible um as I
was playing this uh like trying to catch
back up where we were I don't know I
guess he's got a point it's very similar
to this but I still think it's slightly more
more
enjoyable it's a little better designed
levelwise yeah I mean it's more it's
more Sonic this is trying to be
something it's not like yeah I see what
you mean like this is just the gameplay
of this is literally just run straight
race it's almost like the game plays
itself it's it's almost like a roller
coaster more than a game is there value
in that that's the question to people
obviously but I don't find it
interesting or fun I'll tell you the one
thing that breaks Sonic for me what's
that when you mess up it's like you got
to get the momentum back it breaks it oh
yeah that's what I've always hated about
it that's what it is that bothers me
it's like Green Hill Zone episode one is
like the only fun level in Sonic you
know what it is you're [ __ ] you're
fing away yeah yeah yeah your porn
stops like fuing dude that's what this
is yeah your porn buffers yeah I mean
once once you get to the more
complicated levels in Sonic it's just
it's just a bore like you got to stand
on platforms that move and and you got
to like go upstairs and stuff and it's
like G oh yeah yeah and it's very like
he kind of just controls very
like yeah yeah yeah the like the
Revolutionary like moment
uh gravity physics where like if you
stand on a specifically curved plane you
jump and it has like a specific velocity
that that it comes like that was like
all revolutionary and [ __ ] but it wasn't
very fun um
also got show this part broken ass
PlayStation 3s I hate the fact that the
save is not integrated in the game on
it's just
like it takes out of it a little bit absolutely
yeah I will stick by my guns that you
and I agree where it
matters you don't think so but it's
because you look over things that we
take we both take for
granted where it matters I mean we no no
we have we have very differing opinions
on we're polarized on certain aspects
but stuff like this we just accept you
take it for granted because we know that
but a lot of people would never even
think about
it and dang it I like you too much to
let it go to let this go well when you
say where it matters I I feel like we
also disagree on that no no I mean just
like we we both like okay if you just
take the subject matter out of a game
and just say at at at its core no game
should ever break these rules you really
we tend to agree I don't think that
there are rules for that
though where there're self-imposed
rules yeah I don't know as in like you
should always teach through gameplay and
not through text we agree on that
loading screens are bad we agree on that
like taking you out of the game on that
save screen we agree on that like the
super basics of just like flow in game
design yeah we agree okay we I think we
agree on like flow you'll be able to
save the girl I want you to see that me
and you see the same way you and me I
want you to know that I think about you at
at
night sorry I get what you're saying
also I'm stuck okay I lay in my bed and
twiddle my [ __ ]
you and I goon Hansen why don't you in
my bed I got to go to
Lord why why is [ __ ] mother what this
guy's like the guy from Aqua hunger
Forest I forget his name with the wife
beeter Carl Carl yeah H is said that
lady talk I thought that lady was
talking to herself cuz you talked to her
Barry okay um look very real talk why do
you call yourself Aon all the time it's
really weird dude what what if I just go
home one day and bar is just like
[ __ ] like he's dressed up like you
and he's like acting like you slightly like
like
absolutely oh is that your impression of
me you say absolutely a lot or you used
to at least absolutely I always I think
I mentioned it before like cuz I'd come
over and I'd be like is it okay we do
that you're like absolutely I'm like
well he really means he really means that
that
that Sonic I read I read Sanic yeah I
read Sanic too is that weird who why did
I read Sanic it must been something
about it yeah must really cuz I also
read s
yeah Shadows of Dr Shadows of eggman's
Mech I'm having fun these loading
screens really help the game play I'm
having a lot of fun John don't sh what
is that Sonic 3 a.m. Sonic Jam Sonic Jam
Welcome to the jam it's it's the Sonic
Jam for the slam welcome to oh I see
what you mean though it loaded for her
to say one thing and then it LO it loads
again holy [ __ ] hey was what was the
Sonic game on uh Saturn was it Sega CD
Sonic CD no it was Sonic 3D Sonic 3D
yeah I have it I think Sonic 3 Sonic 3D
Blast there it is that was the one on
Saturn mm that wasn't on Genesis it was
on Genesis as well oh so then it wasn't
one on Saturn so there was no Sonic sat
no there wasn't like a like a main Sonic
game on Saturn Sega Saturn is such a
cool console to me it's yeah it's got
It's got a couple gems you know it's not
on any other system I think I think it's
just cuz it's it always sounded cool it looked
looked
cool uh it's just a cool system that
just never [ __ ] amounted to anything
none of sega's consoles really did
except it's got some meat games on it uh
pan Dron uh asle
panon um Clockwork Knight is okay yeah
Clockwork [ __ ] night dude I remember
that [ __ ] my one of my cousins had
um wow I would definitely like to know
what I'm doing right now um do you not
have any oh yeah it's just wait
nothing's going on really like I guess
you can go over here now uh oh
okay was this is this worse on the PS3
than it is on the
Xbox why because the Slowdown is just insane
insane
oh oh oh oh I don't know what just
happened there well you got welcome to
the jam and it is a
slam I want you to understand people I
want to understand people too but we we
we have oh I had to kill those guys
before other guys showed
up I guess that was the
mission what is it what is the point of
this over what were you going to say
though I was going to say we've said it
already but this is seriously
genuine we're not playing this up
because we know everybody hates this
game yeah this is bad this is like
I I can't I mean it seems like such a
it's like calling the prequels bad the
Star Wars prequels bad everybody knows
this game is bad but I've never played
it and like look at it the Slowdown it's
like 15 frames a second and but it's not
only laggy it's like the game slows
down oh boy next time on Game
Grumps I make a noise usually so I do
again uh he doesn't though on the next
episode I promise oh [ __ ] I got to
remember that welcome to the jam and
welcome to the jam sorry it's paused all
the time apricot jam strawberry jam I
promised you would make noises I'm not
well all my noises are speeches noise
well then you should just stop it also
there are microscopic noises coming from
my capillaries you can if you put a
stethoscope up there you can hear
a that's not what it sounds like those
are red blood cells that's not what it
sounds like you can hear I know what it
sounds like
John what are you saying what are you
[Applause]
maker look at this look at
this what I made that joke last time oh really
really
like yeah I love how he [ __ ] he
[ __ ] like he didn't do you didn't
this uh half of this PlayStation is
actually loading screens I swear to
[ __ ] God dude uh does it really take
that long to like find info on a disc
but I love how he literally didn't do
anything I know right how how could it
take so long he didn't even do anything
and then he's just like yeah I'm cool
and it's like 24 2149 points oh like
what the [ __ ] do the points matter it's
money who's lies it anyway it's money
you have to the game [ __ ] and the points
don't matter it's it's money what do you
mean it's money oh it's money but still there's
there's
like I think I have to buy another
upgrade I think that's this game wants
me to
progress look at these [ __ ] what are
these cops from the militia of what the
militia of smooth [Applause]
moves nice slow-mo wait that's the game's
processing I hate my life and I hate
everything in it except for a couple
things like me you like me you told me
earlier John you're a good friend and I
said okay okay so there's a star here
but there's nobody here not only are
there people in this game but they're
generic and bad Tech why I have no I
have no yell left to give for this plus
you shushed me last time I don't know
how to get up there what that there's a
girl up there and they want me to get
her I have to go through this hole but I
can't wait no you can here give me no I
can't Tails Tails bro Tails Tails dude [ __ ]
[ __ ]
dead like he hit his head and now his
Tail's just spinning he's
like he just looks like he's like I'm
going to get in there eventually all
right I try hard enough I me Miss if I
me I might I me okay yeah you can't get
under this hold okay they want you to
find that girl the girl's up there you
have to go under the you have to go
under the thing to get through there to
get the girl are you sure yes that's
what the guy said wait hold on I got
this you got pissed let me Tip Tap
around don't [ __ ] resort to Claude
humor like our friend claud's humor uh
I'm I'm actually not I'm actually not
friends with that guy anymore dude I
background you just turn around like
[ __ ] Tails oh you just got you just
got to go to the wait I just want to
point out this guy go hey
hey literally and then Jibber Jabs for a
year you have to buy the anti-gravity
thing from him hey we're going to need a
we're going to need a sound bite hey
perfect that's good we'll print that
good job good job we're not going to pay
you what can you sign this thing that
says we're not going to pay
you what what oh you know
anti-gravity right you know the jokes
they say and if you can't join him you
kill yourself there's no point living [Music]
[Music]
anymore Sonic is having a great time is
it anti-gravity because he's slightly
not touching the ground yeah what is
what exactly is he's is he it looks like
it could be his
shoe but I guess it's his tail as well
he has a tail he has a little tail oh my
God guys anybody [ __ ] see this
[ __ ] [ __ ] I
I can I think I can see something in
that crack hey me too buddy turtle
head May a toie
roll okay you did it we anti-gravity
under that [ __ ] CRA now you just got
talk to the girl don't jump swear to
[ __ ] God there's a girl behind you
oh I'm sorry to make you worry [ __ ] I
just get off this [ __ ] roof you idiot
how did you get on it now it's going to
load and then she's going to say
something and it's going to load
again get Lord reges who the [ __ ] is
Lord reges he's the guy in the top hat
you go in there and he's like hello I
already want to get I already want to
get to the desert area that's fine I
just got to do the night show I mean the
Morning Good Morning Baltimore Good
Morning America Good Morning America
that's the one and re reges and Kathy
Lee reges and Kelly reges and reges and
some other [ __ ] I don't care about ra
kathle ra I make three times as much as she
she
does you know that R the women make less
of the work force it's true I have force
it all right talk to Lord Regis go back
give it to me I'm not not no no
misogynism misogyny necessary on game I
just jum you just went through the I
love how I just jump up to it touch it
and then fall a little bit and then it
loads wait cuz you know it's like you're
supposed to jump into it cuz it's a
mirror dude like Alison Wonderland real
quick uhhuh you had to get Lord regis's
approval M you're a good girl at Le
you didn't you just talk to a girl on a
roof and then you could go in that's
that's real game Design This is its core
you know it really says something about
the authority of mankind the authority
it's a statement really it's just you
you're supposed to answer to people but
really all you want to do is help and
then when you help Do's open for you
dude this game taught me something don't
play Sonic
06 um I can skip cutcenes uh oh dude
what there's cut cutscene skipping
ability the store hey cut cut why I keep
saying cut why are we fighting zoids egg
serus it does look like a Zoid doesn't
it we got zoids from someone today oh
yeah somebody sent us zoids also he has
a dark side lightsaber on his head does
he just sticking out I like how [ __ ]
Shadow and I think silver sliver silver
sliver you're a sliver of my happiness
why does he have a hand on his
forehead why does he have a clawed ass
hand on it's like he's constantly face
palming at this
game look he just has a dark side
lightsaber coming out of his head how
[ __ ] scary dude I don't know I'm just
going to walk around here look he has a
dark side lightsaber coming out of his
head he does dude I bet he gets the I
bet he makes the ladies happy with that
thing if you catch my dri cuz he shines
light on them yeah he shines light and
to their soul oh this is what I thought
was going to happen something oh you
know this is actually kind of cool
shadow the coloss SAS skin I don't know
it just it's kind of intriguing at the
for the moment I finally see your face
now it's my
turn now it's your turn to
what stand kind of diagonally can we
please go back and take a look at that
diagonal it literally cracks me up did
you see no he stood well you'll see now
he stood diagonally on the pillar for
like a brief moment wow that was really
funny oh it takes a game like this to
bring out my actual like oh my God sorry
what can I just say what this game it's
putting me in some kind of trans I trans
trans trans
music can I uh don't even know what to
say about
it this is a pretty this is a pretty
like real Grumps play through we're not
we ain't joking go where did he go oh
here we go touch his butt touch his
butt all
right listen to me don't grab that
lightsaber dude your your arms are going
to get
burned wait wait killing him is just
running him into the wall uh yeah of
course he does have a dark side
lightsaber the typical the typical Sonic
play style like oh his run is so bad
there's like no control to
it woo oh and then you stop for a year
and then you're
screwed I think it's funny cuz we can
talk [ __ ] on this game all day long and nobody
nobody
cares any other game yeah cuz everyone's
like yeah [ __ ] right it's fun I'm
having fun like I even with bad games I
have fun most of the time unless they're
excessively bad you should have got a
ring you should have got a ring oh you
should have got a ring why did you not
go back and get the ring getting Rings
there's more Rings okay but just you
went on him without getting a ring and I
it's never good also I always thought it
was kind of shitty
design hear me out of
this having more rings than Sonic it
doesn't matter as long as you have one
it's fine so what's the point it's I
like that even as a kid I was like
that's weird take it take
it take it grab it grab it grab it I
kind of just saying take it it's so
accurate you're like take it fing do it
this is like the worst feeling of video
game in 3D in 3D games we're just like
go do it hit it hit it grab grab on grab
on you're right there grab it's right
there and then like you keep doing it
and one time he like oh now now I
decided I grabbed I'm like
good we should play Laura Tom Raider why
is that because that game's fun the
first one the first one fun the first
PlayStation one yeah I remember playing
it on my PC and it was kind of it's
really old and outdated there's an
updated when we can play off uh I have
it it's called Tomb Raider Anniversary
it's the first game but it's with like
new new graphics and controls and I like
it a lot actually it's a very good game
winner I
think if you forgive it for its
shortcomings I remember there being
Bears yeah there's a lot of you just
going on killing animals
brutal so
he just wipes meing at the corner he's
like I'm coming to get
you how do
I I don't know here he comes here he
comes I don't know what I'm doing you
just get on his back and grab on his
head and bring him the wall always
pointed towards me now Humpty Dumpty had
a good fall hty damty had it at all then
then he squandered it and he he bought
booze there we go there we go all right
just run into the what what are you
doing I don't know where I don't know
where I'm pointing I love you're just so
genuinely like what are you doing Mech
guy Mecha dog oh okay apparently not a
hard enough wall run into it there we go
you've done it I think he's dead now
Aaron don't you feel accomplished I do I
do you is I just uh you mix those words
around it was an anagram um you know for
you want to get married making he said I
do making my father proud what
no uh finding the love of my life mm-
starting a very successful YouTube
channel whatever beating sonic6 oh hell
you know why
yeah I'll tell you the result of this my
dick went soft floating around at the
speed of that song's been stuck in my
goddamn head for like a week do you want
me to blow it out with a gun get out no
me ow my cheeks hurt now who are you oh
my god I've blown out your entire memory
where am I this is like a sitcom of some
sort is my name blank
blank John I mean
Franklin this it it turns out that Aon
had always wanted me to be named
Franklin hey I'm grum I'm Franklin and
go Franklin like a longer pause oh sorry
I Franklin sorry I kicked the mic and
okay I I hope I hope at the end of the
game they kiss look at that [ __ ] run
yeah dude it be look at
looks like the Kamas Sutra for
Sonic oh my God does that not look just
the slightest bit dirty it's a little
dirty yeah it looks like he's eating out
it's like just legs I it's like really a
bad angle oh God oh God so I guess R1
makes me glow like the sun well that is
a Dusty desert after all I don't know
what that means hold on tight tight like
I'm going to [ __ ] let go of
you at least hold on tight I can still
Dash into people I'm holding a girl she
just gets like she's did you just did
you just clip through the ground I think
it's quick samand um you just clipped
through the ground Aaron yeah this frame
rate is really good thanks I made it
myself is that oh okay I guess this
keeps me away from the sand you clip
through the ground no no no it was
because I wasn't using my glowy your
glowy I use I have a glowy see woo oh all
all
right dude it does
it doesn't look right it does not look
oh jeez okay I got to use my glow it
does not look right at all he's just
like straight standing up how is she not
injured at this point I know got to use my
glow and there we go and there we go and
there we go we
go oh there's no [ __ ] like game to
this it's like oh then you hit X then
you hit X again and you hit x one more
time yeah and then you just hit X and
then hold up for a while yeah even for
even for Sonic this is a bit lackluster
oh all right great how long does my
thingy end oh what is that glowy I have
no clue it's an ability Sonic always had
remember in Sonic one yes I remember the
glowy dude that frame rate was really
good oh goodness hold on I'm so glad
we're playing this again yeah me too I
love this game are you taking off your
pant yeah slightly
slightly
oh yeah yeah slightly just a little bit
oh yeah all right put those
back okay thanks thanks for that for a
second I thought I lost her everybody
wants me handless except me or anyone I
can just glow in Breck blocks
oh okay even for Sonic this is
absolutely like how did that it happened
exactly the same way last time I just
walked right into the wall does this
Sonic have Boost
no oh man how do you go faster I don't
know you got to go fast after all it doesn't
know oh my
God oh my God I got to Glow a little
bit what is that supposed to be got to
please can somebody who works at Sega
Incorporated yes tell me what the glow
is supposed to be check this out I can just
just
glow obviously I just glow and the
blocks are gone obviously the glow he
shot the box I just pushed this guy over
and he's like I wasn't built well why
did they make me in human form they
could have gave me tank
feet what the fu no I got a glow out of
here you got a glow oh my there's your
glow meter down there I know my glow is
your gliter as they call it my glow is
low this doesn't feel anything like
Sonic itn't feel like Sonic
Adventure I feel like I'm having an
adventure I love how he like has like
scan lines it's cuz it's 1080i oh is
that why yeah they won't see that in the
[ __ ] uh for all you I love when he runs
in he's just like [ __ ] yeah it's just
like I guess I wow honestly like of all
the oversights those Rings just falling
out of you like just densely hold on I
command you to break
break
Aaron here we go here
go oh my
God and then I
go what are these little these little
frog robots lagging the [ __ ] out of this
game I think this is like the only Sonic
I've ever played where he doesn't go
fast what and you know you know what
they say about Sonic you got to go fast
fast no seriously this is like the only
Sonic game where he he goes slowly but
it's weird cuz he's not supposed to
that's just how they made the game oh
well I mean like as in they I'm pretty
sure they meant for him to go fast but
he just isn't
going can I say you got hugged what the
fact that he's not going fast is
actually making this more enjoyable for
me really I can like control him Sonic
Generation is so fun you just blast
through everything well yeah but that
game is
I don't want to say welld designed but
designed way better than this I think
it's a pretty welld designed except for
the boss segments oh you have to use the light
light
ship oh jeez how do I get out how do I
get out how to get
burn okay I just fell down how to get
burned how to get burned destroyed all
of my progress
apparently would you stop that I can't
I'm holding up and then I go that way it
is ridiculous that is the fashion in
which it
works I'm serious I'm holding up and
then I just run into the wall why is he
back he's a health bar apparently oh okay I guess I'll just ignore that and
okay I guess I'll just ignore that and walk how do you light chip that
walk how do you light chip that the how do you light chip in general
the how do you light chip in general like you just stand next to it and hit
like you just stand next to it and hit X oh but I can't stand there I can't
X oh but I can't stand there I can't stand this maybe I have to kill
stand this maybe I have to kill him he just has to get up oh I killed
him he just has to get up oh I killed him all right great oh there There He Go
him all right great oh there There He Go push him around buddy see uh wouldn't
push him around buddy see uh wouldn't want to be
want to be uh God what is happening oh there's
uh God what is happening oh there's platforms now they just appeared when he
platforms now they just appeared when he died okay and I can't get up oh my God
died okay and I can't get up oh my God Aaron you dude [ __ ] you if you can do
Aaron you dude [ __ ] you if you can do this I believe in you hold on let me
this I believe in you hold on let me just Sor I killed us I have to I killed
just Sor I killed us I have to I killed us okay here we go okay you have to hold
us okay here we go okay you have to hold R1 to walk over quick sand
R1 to walk over quick sand okay
okay maybe it little I told you you just run into the wall run right in there you
run into the wall run right in there you you have to I for anybody who's not for
you have to I for anybody who's not for anybody who's not played this yeah
anybody who's not played this yeah please it is not it looks like we're
please it is not it looks like we're consciously running into the wall yeah
consciously running into the wall yeah quite the
quite the contrary yeah honestly I I was like
contrary yeah honestly I I was like Aaron why you oh my
Aaron why you oh my God
God I was like a why you keep running into
I was like a why you keep running into the wall it's like I was like I get it
the wall it's like I was like I get it it's a joke haha no I this is
no it takes a little doing what but I think you can get the hang of Sonic
think you can get the hang of Sonic 06 you just want to hit the springboard
06 you just want to hit the springboard sit under the one of the boxes just glow
sit under the one of the boxes just glow all you have to do is
all you have to do is glow that's all you got to do oh my God
glow that's all you got to do oh my God you going to die glow for your
you going to die glow for your life glow over there throws his hands
life glow over there throws his hands around like I don't need these to pick
around like I don't need these to pick things up I think I'm good okay what is
things up I think I'm good okay what is I got to hit his dick you got to hit his
I got to hit his dick you got to hit his little
little Temple like his entire like yeah his
Temple like his entire like yeah his little his little being and there it
little his little being and there it goes don't fall wow this jumps is really
goes don't fall wow this jumps is really and just hit
and just hit Square what
Square what no see you later guys we're going down
no see you later guys we're going down to where it ain't shining no
to where it ain't shining no more [ __ ] all right you can do it I
more [ __ ] all right you can do it I believe in you all if this game had a
believe in you all if this game had a [ __ ] what hit me I believe in you
[ __ ] what hit me I believe in you more than I believe in the game if this
more than I believe in the game if this game had
game had uh just wobbly ass running if this game
uh just wobbly ass running if this game what is this Boulders oh God if if if
what is this Boulders oh God if if if this game had a um oh you just touched
this game had a um oh you just touched the wall is so bad I don't know like no
the wall is so bad I don't know like no honestly I look at like even Sonic
honestly I look at like even Sonic Unleashed isn't this bad like why is
Unleashed isn't this bad like why is this one so bad does anybody know why
this one so bad does anybody know why why this one is so bad I don't know man
why this one is so bad I don't know man how did this happen even for Sega this
how did this happen even for Sega this is
is [ __ ] like seriously don't you know
[ __ ] like seriously don't you know what I mean even for Sega this is like
what I mean even for Sega this is like what happened whatever I I Sega makes
what happened whatever I I Sega makes good games they just don't make good
good games they just don't make good Sonics well Sonic Team even for Sonic
Sonics well Sonic Team even for Sonic Team this is
Team this is [ __ ] I don't know what happened to Sonic
[ __ ] I don't know what happened to Sonic team they made [ __ ] choo choo rocket
team they made [ __ ] choo choo rocket they made
they made [ __ ] just how could they like Sega
[ __ ] just how could they like Sega with all that money and all these IP
with all that money and all these IP like how did they [ __ ] let Sonic dude
like how did they [ __ ] let Sonic dude I love sega's IPS I love oh my God it
I love sega's IPS I love oh my God it almost happened again Space Channel 5
almost happened again Space Channel 5 jet Grand radio I love them
jet Grand radio I love them all virtual a cop even virtu cop oh God
all virtual a cop even virtu cop oh God I don't even know it's quicksand or not
I don't even know it's quicksand or not it's always quick sand I got to go back
it's always quick sand I got to go back how can you go fast if you're always
how can you go fast if you're always going
going back maybe May it's like a pullback car
back maybe May it's like a pullback car you know you pull it back and then it
you know you pull it back and then it goes It goes just as far next time on
goes It goes just as far next time on Game Grumps yeah
Game Grumps yeah goodness graci is great I wish I was
goodness graci is great I wish I was elsewhere all the people all the kids
elsewhere all the people all the kids party people [ __ ] all the kids calm
party people [ __ ] all the kids calm downtown to see wrangling Rascals robber
downtown to see wrangling Rascals robber scraps next Thursday next Friday next
scraps next Thursday next Friday next Saturday all days all days we're here
Saturday all days all days we're here always we don't get much visitors I just
always we don't get much visitors I just felt like extending the length of this
felt like extending the length of this ad come on
ad come on down come on
down come on up whatever whatever Direction relative
up whatever whatever Direction relative to the place you are just come on down
to the place you are just come on down long pause come on
up oh is he [ __ ] no matter where you are from here go no matter where you are
are from here go no matter where you are from here okay go as the crow flies we
from here okay go as the crow flies we have teleporters in the other s oh is
have teleporters in the other s oh is this oh God oh God oh
this oh God oh God oh God what is the point of this why you
God what is the point of this why you got it oh dude it's the end of the level
got it oh dude it's the end of the level Y what the heck was that all about I was
Y what the heck was that all about I was doing I was doing Zack hle or whatever
doing I was doing Zack hle or whatever do you know what what's funny what does
do you know what what's funny what does this say there's an AVN episode where
this say there's an AVN episode where he's talking about Nintendo powers and
he's talking about Nintendo powers and he's like Nintendo Powers yeah oh yeah
he's like Nintendo Powers yeah oh yeah yeah and then and then he sees this
yeah and then and then he sees this picture of this little guy like flicking
picture of this little guy like flicking the camera off and he's like look at him
the camera off and he's like look at him he's flipping the bird giving the finger
he's flipping the bird giving the finger and I'm not making this up I always
and I'm not making this up I always thought that was really weird when he
thought that was really weird when he said that she like and I'm not making
said that she like and I'm not making this up it's like why would I think you
this up it's like why would I think you were making it up yeah it was just like
were making it up yeah it was just like a little he just always says that add
a little he just always says that add the effect oh everyone's favorite the
the effect oh everyone's favorite the PS3 save screen dank I hate it I hate it
PS3 save screen dank I hate it I hate it where are we is this attack of the
where are we is this attack of the Clones is this
Clones is this 1984 Elise you're the sand is rough and
1984 Elise you're the sand is rough and coarse not like
coarse not like you it's like that scene from Attack of
you it's like that scene from Attack of the Clones yeah it is ew look at her
the Clones yeah it is ew look at her gross ass octopus
gross ass octopus face octopus
face octopus face
face wa like well she's not that bad dude she
wa like well she's not that bad dude she might even look better than you
might even look better than you John well I got a squid
John well I got a squid face what is this [ __ ] I just see I'm
face what is this [ __ ] I just see I'm like I'm like thinking I'm like drawing
like I'm like thinking I'm like drawing an octopus in my head with like a dot
an octopus in my head with like a dot matrix printer
like why do let what an octopus looks like it took me so long to process that
like it took me so long to process that thought I was like hold on what does an
thought I was like hold on what does an octopus look like doesn't got a bit of
octopus look like doesn't got a bit of an octopus thing going let compare no oh
an octopus thing going let compare no oh okay never mind I thought you had
okay never mind I thought you had octopus thing going
octopus thing going on SE a butterfly got to kiss going to
on SE a butterfly got to kiss going to touch got to be love you're going to be
touch got to be love you're going to be in love Aaron octopi I don't want to be
in love Aaron octopi I don't want to be in love I just want to be dead that's
in love I just want to be dead that's all I need wow are you sure H maybe
all I need wow are you sure H maybe not I guess I thought about it for a
not I guess I thought about it for a second I realized I was wrong dude
second I realized I was wrong dude Eggman mentioned the Flames of disaster
Eggman mentioned the Flames of disaster is that why he's after you no it's just
is that why he's after you no it's just cuz I'm blue in a hedgehog Sonic has a
cuz I'm blue in a hedgehog Sonic has a heavy ass
heavy ass head draging it
head draging it on like a big [ __ ] Hatchet or
on like a big [ __ ] Hatchet or something
like like the the reason I go so fast is because then the momentum can hold my
because then the momentum can hold my head off yeah it's like a shark can't
head off yeah it's like a shark can't stop going dude real
stop going dude real talk why is there
talk why is there Exposition what is this disaster and now
Exposition what is this disaster and now that man is trying to cause the same
that man is trying to cause the same disaster
disaster again Ganondorf like what is this [ __ ]
again Ganondorf like what is this [ __ ] did he just [ __ ] grab he like [ __ ] r
did he just [ __ ] grab he like [ __ ] r that fast no Sonic literally I'm not I'm
that fast no Sonic literally I'm not I'm not decided to run that
not decided to run that fast rips off all her limbs start
fast rips off all her limbs start like I like no Sonic you do not
like I like no Sonic you do not understand I at something I don't want
understand I at something I don't want to I cannot physic I'm not designed I'm
to I cannot physic I'm not designed I'm a human I can't run that fast oh wow
a human I can't run that fast oh wow they went to another it oh God it it is
they went to another it oh God it it is Attack of the Clones isn't it I've never
Attack of the Clones isn't it I've never run so fast before yeah with my [ __ ]
run so fast before yeah with my [ __ ] bandage on my arm I'm faster than
bandage on my arm I'm faster than ever and now it's gone oh Princess
ever and now it's gone oh Princess Peach I mean Elise I mean there's no
Peach I mean Elise I mean there's no parallels to Princess Peach whatsoever
parallels to Princess Peach whatsoever we can't make that you know we'll get
we can't make that you know we'll get sued oh no dude we'll get sued by the
sued oh no dude we'll get sued by the peach industry is Nintendo of Japan
peach industry is Nintendo of Japan going to sue us Nintendo of Japan
going to sue us Nintendo of Japan they're going to come and be like K why
they're going to come and be like K why does he not have a bandage on his arm
does he not have a bandage on his arm anymore who did uh Sonic had a bandage
anymore who did uh Sonic had a bandage dude did you see him [ __ ] grab some
dude did you see him [ __ ] grab some ass there dude there he is oh dude not
ass there dude there he is oh dude not mickeey Mouse who are you Mickey Mouse
mickeey Mouse who are you Mickey Mouse my name is wow I love how this is like
my name is wow I love how this is like oh he's a villain but it's like broad
oh he's a villain but it's like broad daylight in the middle of like this like
daylight in the middle of like this like Pleasant town in Sonic Generations he
Pleasant town in Sonic Generations he helps
helps him so I don't know maybe they work out
him so I don't know maybe they work out their differences by that game
their differences by that game [Laughter]
look at his silly ass two little spikes in the
in the back he's got like a hand Spike on his
back he's got like a hand Spike on his forehead like somebody oh yeah no we
forehead like somebody oh yeah no we were making that joke one the faceball
were making that joke one the faceball for wait what isn't Shadow the bad guy
for wait what isn't Shadow the bad guy is Shadow a bad guy he play as him in
is Shadow a bad guy he play as him in Sonic Adventure too and you get to be
Sonic Adventure too and you get to be super shadow at the end Super Shadow at
super shadow at the end Super Shadow at the end yeah
the end yeah it's no use oh no it's no use oh this is
it's no use oh no it's no use oh this is a fun game
a fun game mechanic seriously
mechanic seriously seriously oh I can't go past here all
seriously oh I can't go past here all right that's great take this I love how
right that's great take this I love how there's like a timer too it's like get
there's like a timer too it's like get do you want to see how long it takes for
do you want to see how long it takes for you to get out of this takes about four
you to get out of this takes about four four whole seconds four entire seconds
four whole seconds four entire seconds what the [ __ ] 5 Seconds actually 5
what the [ __ ] 5 Seconds actually 5 Seconds oh my God okay
Seconds oh my God okay okay all right well I think I'm dead so
okay all right well I think I'm dead so um Real Talk uh I can't is
um Real Talk uh I can't is it oh load okay okay okay okay don't get
it oh load okay okay okay okay don't get near me don't get near
near me don't get near me are you I'm oh am I okay all right no
me are you I'm oh am I okay all right no oh all right here it is okay this is the
oh all right here it is okay this is the this is the one let the battle think
this is the one let the battle think this is the one okay let's give that one
this is the one okay let's give that one more try mhm I think it's a good idea
more try mhm I think it's a good idea okay just jump jump it got to go fast
okay just jump jump it got to go fast got to go fast quick got to go fast you
got to go fast quick got to go fast you got to go quick and go got to go fast
got to go quick and go got to go fast you got toou him quick and
you got toou him quick and go just Dash him Dash him Dash you do
go just Dash him Dash him Dash you do Dash him Dash him again
Dash him Dash him again um I can't he locks
um I can't he locks me he locks me and that is the end of it
me he locks me and that is the end of it for five whole seconds is there
for five whole seconds is there something I meant to do there you know
something I meant to do there you know do you know how many things you could
do you know how many things you could accomplish in 5 seconds take like like
accomplish in 5 seconds take like like literally you could hand a homeless man
literally you could hand a homeless man food in 5 seconds you you could go here
food in 5 seconds you you could go here you are and he would go thank you dud
you are and he would go thank you dud dude okay he just keeps saying it's no
dude okay he just keeps saying it's no use take this it's you I mean he's true
use take this it's you I mean he's true he's right take he he does not lie if
he's right take he he does not lie if the coin keeps coming back into me the
the coin keeps coming back into me the rain keeps coming back into me I can't
rain keeps coming back into me I can't I'm an endless I can't
I'm an endless I can't die I can't
die I can't die oh my God this game can lock you in
die oh my God this game can lock you in an endless
an endless death 58 seconds 59 seconds there is 1
death 58 seconds 59 seconds there is 1 minute I can't are you seeing this this
minute I can't are you seeing this this is the this game is broken this is abis
is the this game is broken this is abis Maul this glad you saved it this game is
Maul this glad you saved it this game is broken this game is absolutely
broken this game is absolutely broken it's broken oh boy it's it's it's
broken it's broken oh boy it's it's it's [ __ ] broken yeah well that's that's
[ __ ] broken yeah well that's that's what you get when you [ __ ] drop the
what you get when you [ __ ] drop the game on the ground a couple times it's
game on the ground a couple times it's not even you got you got to [ __ ] take
not even you got you got to [ __ ] take better care of your
better care of your disc did you get a little I got a
disc did you get a little I got a little you bring it to GameStop and they
little you bring it to GameStop and they say we can repair it for you $50 it's
say we can repair it for you $50 it's it's not it's not
it's not it's not even playable it's no use wait do you
even playable it's no use wait do you have the glowy no I think you still have
have the glowy no I think you still have the glowy it's what's that meter on the
the glowy it's what's that meter on the bottom not the glowy will end
bottom not the glowy will end I you have some kind of meter you have
I you have some kind of meter you have an ability you can
an ability you can use what ability might that be how about
use what ability might that be how about this is it a jump Jang it's probably a
this is it a jump Jang it's probably a jump J oh it's a slidey
jump J oh it's a slidey slig let's get over to him oh there you
slig let's get over to him oh there you go it's no use though is there like a
go it's no use though is there like a the menu that will tell me about my
the menu that will tell me about my abilities let me try I want to try I
abilities let me try I want to try I want to try fighting Sil hey good luck
want to try fighting Sil hey good luck of course you [ __ ] get him no use oh
of course you [ __ ] get him no use oh you're dead oh I did I did this the
you're dead oh I did I did this the newest the newest Apple
newest the newest Apple Pro don't don't don't don't don't don't
Pro don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't oh you
don't don't don't don't don't oh you [ __ ] waste her I'm
[ __ ] waste her I'm sorry now I think I see what they were
sorry now I think I see what they were saying when they said I'm foolish for
saying when they said I'm foolish for saying we're going to beat this [ __ ]
saying we're going to beat this [ __ ] there's nothing you can
do you know what's funny to me is in Sonic how about this you know what's
Sonic how about this you know what's funny to me in Sonic Generations yeah
funny to me in Sonic Generations yeah they
they come on they stab you just it's broken
come on they stab you just it's broken we're going to have to start from the
we're going to have to start from the sand place again aren't we really
sand place again aren't we really yeah n most likely oh no no we just
yeah n most likely oh no no we just saved before this really yeah okay it's
saved before this really yeah okay it's no
use it said Dusty desert oh we have to do we
do we Okay got skip cuty don't worry girl just
Okay got skip cuty don't worry girl just don't want to tell you next time on game
don't want to tell you next time on game grounds we're going to be playing some
grounds we're going to be playing some more Sonic head wait hold on we got 6
more Sonic head wait hold on we got 6 seconds ready 1 2 3 4
seconds ready 1 2 3 4 5 welcome back to when we try to beat
5 welcome back to when we try to beat Sonic hug we try to beat silver he goes
Sonic hug we try to beat silver he goes He no use we say we know we are trying
He no use we say we know we are trying though ju I need your help ju I need
though ju I need your help ju I need your help this is okay Francisco uh
your help this is okay Francisco uh don't uh don't don't talk into the mic
don't uh don't don't talk into the mic you're going to it you to clip my audio
you're going to it you to clip my audio I cannot clip I cannot speak longer
I cannot clip I cannot speak longer longer than this disciples never turning
longer than this disciples never turning into mil hold on hold on hold on hold on
into mil hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on it's loading I'm already
hold on hold on it's loading I'm already holding don't say word while it's
holding don't say word while it's loading because uh it needs to load it
loading because uh it needs to load it needs to use our processing it needs to
needs to use our processing it needs to use our brain processing p ps the
use our brain processing p ps the PlayStation can uh process us Francisco
PlayStation can uh process us Francisco aim your brain waves at PlayStation glad
aim your brain waves at PlayStation glad I got that ring first hey Real Talk [ __ ]
I got that ring first hey Real Talk [ __ ] this it's no you I'm going to Google
this it's no you I'm going to Google this really quick okay please yes yes
this really quick okay please yes yes that sounds like a thing that would work
that sounds like a thing that would work for this situation I was saying is there
for this situation I was saying is there a lock on or something so I can see
a lock on or something so I can see where he the [ __ ] he is dude it's funny
where he the [ __ ] he is dude it's funny in Sonic Generations they put a level
in Sonic Generations they put a level from Sonic the Hedgehog in and I love
from Sonic the Hedgehog in and I love how it's like didn't you you guys could
how it's like didn't you you guys could have just W con of that you didn't need
have just W con of that you didn't need to bring it back for the anniversary
to bring it back for the anniversary nobody would have minded and the level's
nobody would have minded and the level's the worst level in the game too it's
the worst level in the game too it's like the fire City level it's no use I
like the fire City level it's no use I never liked fire
never liked fire levels they're
levels they're just yeah they're just so like boring
just yeah they're just so like boring yeah they're
yeah they're they're yeah this is the first how how
they're yeah this is the first how how to beat
silver it's no [ __ ] it's no use I I mean I'm getting that it's no
use I I mean I'm getting that it's no God dang it I know it's no use you piece
God dang it I know it's no use you piece of
of crud I got him go go go go
crud I got him go go go go go all right I think I figured out how
go all right I think I figured out how to beat him hello I've just bought an
to beat him hello I've just bought an Xbox 360 and I'm totally addicted to
Xbox 360 and I'm totally addicted to Sonic the Hedgehog really yeah oh I
Sonic the Hedgehog really yeah oh I can't get away sometimes I have just met
can't get away sometimes I have just met silver and I have to defeat him I'm
silver and I have to defeat him I'm having major trouble doing so I even
having major trouble doing so I even asked done I'm done I even asked my
asked done I'm done I even asked my 8-year-old and he's no
8-year-old and he's no help keep sliding around the edges using
help keep sliding around the edges using your anti-gravity
your anti-gravity chip [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] I got I got him down to one more hit but he killed that was impressive
hit but he killed that was impressive how do I use the gravity smash
how do I use the gravity smash oh there we did it oh I'm dead go get
oh there we did it oh I'm dead go get the ring you I tried to but I didn't do
the ring you I tried to but I didn't do it fast enough you just got to go
it fast enough you just got to go straight for it
straight for it no it's no God F that's supposed to
no it's no God F that's supposed to happen I want to kill
happen I want to kill myself oh cuz it teaches you it's good
myself oh cuz it teaches you it's good game design it teaches you what he does
game design it teaches you what he does it teaches you how he rapes you what do
it teaches you how he rapes you what do you mean he touches
you mean he touches you okay he touches me and I don't like
you okay he touches me and I don't like it it makes me feel bad you have to
it it makes me feel bad you have to where you have to wait for you what you
where you have to wait for you what you have to wait for him to pick [ __ ]
have to wait for him to pick [ __ ] up no use what you can't get him right
up no use what you can't get him right after he grabs you you have to wait for
after he grabs you you have to wait for him to pick something up how am I
him to pick something up how am I supposed to see that the camera is
supposed to see that the camera is [ __ ] ridiculous keep walking around
[ __ ] ridiculous keep walking around until you see him do it is there a way
until you see him do it is there a way to lock on to this man no what game do
to lock on to this man no what game do you think you're
playing how do I see where he is is there a way to lock on to man f
there a way to lock on to man f you can give it to me I'll do it no no
you can give it to me I'll do it no no no no no no
no no no no no I did this it's no use it's no use
no I did this it's no use it's no use apparently it's no use that's what I'm
apparently it's no use that's what I'm getting from this if I had to make like
getting from this if I had to make like top 10 worst parts of any game ever this
top 10 worst parts of any game ever this would be part of it get out of
would be part of it get out of there oh my God you're kissing I'm dead
there oh my God you're kissing I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead He's Got Me Now oh
I'm dead I'm dead He's Got Me Now oh never mind oh throw me throw me yeah
never mind oh throw me throw me yeah like to add to Above All Else he [ __ ]
like to add to Above All Else he [ __ ] makes you wait and stare at your in inde
makes you wait and stare at your in inde inevitable demise oh you hit him go go
inevitable demise oh you hit him go go go go go oh gota go fast how about this
go go go oh gota go fast how about this how about this [ __ ] dickwad how about
how about this [ __ ] dickwad how about how about
how about this a genuine movie yeah how about this
this a genuine movie yeah how about this dude I love how you're so frustrated
dude I love how you're so frustrated you're actually talking to
you're actually talking to Silver dude stop throwing chairs and
Silver dude stop throwing chairs and things at me oh you got him get the coin
things at me oh you got him get the coin get the go go go go go Jesus f f fck f
get the go go go go go Jesus f f fck f Fu [ __ ] [ __ ] no no get the coin get the
coin got to go fast got to go fast got him I got him I got him go got to go
him I got him I got him go got to go fast got to go fast got to go fast got
fast got to go fast got to go fast got to go fast okay okay okay okay I got him
to go fast okay okay okay okay I got him I got him time I got him I got him I got
I got him time I got him I got him I got to see him I got to see him where yes
to see him I got to see him where yes yes [ __ ] that's for real oh my God e I'm
yes [ __ ] that's for real oh my God e I'm sorry my hand is so greasy it's just hot
sorry my hand is so greasy it's just hot that is okay and also I was sweating
that is okay and also I was sweating just from the
just from the game right now I'm looking at you and
game right now I'm looking at you and you're like a [ __ ] soda
fountain drink it it's sweet here's the the ice machine and you was all
like I feel like no like seriously okay you play like a game Call of Duty God of
you play like a game Call of Duty God of War um Legend of Greg that's
great God of more Legend of Greg okay fine
Greg okay fine you beat a level you're like okay okay
you beat a level you're like okay okay that
that was no I'm done with that move on we're
was no I'm done with that move on we're moving on I can't move
moving on I can't move [Laughter]
up okay go on okay Legend of Greg you uh you beat those games you beat a boss in
you beat those games you beat a boss in that game you're like okay great that
that game you're like okay great that was designed for me to beat it this I
was designed for me to beat it this I don't feel like it was designed for me
don't feel like it was designed for me to beat it I feel really [ __ ]
to beat it I feel really [ __ ] triumphant right now like I like like
triumphant right now like I like like serious satisfaction you don't feel like
serious satisfaction you don't feel like you were designed to beat it like what
you were designed to beat it like what if they were like just make this so
if they were like just make this so [ __ ] hard they'll quit you don't want
[ __ ] hard they'll quit you don't want them to see the rest of this
them to see the rest of this game he's like holding his
game he's like holding his arm ooh stings oh you locked onto my arm
arm ooh stings oh you locked onto my arm oh no Sonic's going to die from head
oh no Sonic's going to die from head concussion you know what I've been done
concussion you know what I've been done that so many times it's not even a thing
that so many times it's not even a thing to me anymore you've been on that Y and
yes look at this furry little patch of fur furry little oh
fur furry little oh weeners like he's got a furry patch of
weeners like he's got a furry patch of fur oh yeah it does oh it looks like
fur oh yeah it does oh it looks like closet L you think he likes to munch on
closet L you think he likes to munch on it when he's kind of bored you know he
it when he's kind of bored you know he like puts his mouth down and he's kind
like puts his mouth down and he's kind of like you know you mean like when you
of like you know you mean like when you eat your hair yeah yeah or like a pen or
eat your hair yeah yeah or like a pen or something you just chew on it in like
something you just chew on it in like driver's ad he's like yeah and they're
driver's ad he's like yeah and they're like silver and he's like oh [ __ ] yeah
like silver and he's like oh [ __ ] yeah what I don't chew on my chest it's all
what I don't chew on my chest it's all wet and sit he never
wet and sit he never knows it's all wet like he never knows
knows it's all wet like he never knows that that's the thing and people look at
that that's the thing and people look at him and they're like you're going
him and they're like you're going [ __ ] go whet
[ __ ] go whet [Laughter]
[Laughter] F you so in your own world here no sorry
F you so in your own world here no sorry I got distracted by Amy showed up that's
I got distracted by Amy showed up that's the first time she's been in the game so
the first time she's been in the game so far oh you know Amy my favorite
far oh you know Amy my favorite character well just a what ever she's
character well just a what ever she's kind she's one of the cooler Sonic
kind she's one of the cooler Sonic characters
characters she let me just let that settle in for a
she let me just let that settle in for a while make a nice bed fluff up the
while make a nice bed fluff up the pillows shut up have a nap Amy tals and
pillows shut up have a nap Amy tals and Sonic are like the only good characters
Sonic are like the only good characters from this
from this Knuckles okay Knuckles and Shadow are
Knuckles okay Knuckles and Shadow are all right too Shadow not Shadow Shadow's
all right too Shadow not Shadow Shadow's okay Shadow's like yeah he's cool though
okay Shadow's like yeah he's cool though oh man do you play that game shadow of
oh man do you play that game shadow of the Hedgehog I never played that game
the Hedgehog I never played that game have you played is that he's from no
have you played is that he's from no he's from Sonic Adventure 2 well there
he's from Sonic Adventure 2 well there you go he's
you go he's look at these
look at these guy I need to let everyone know by wa
guy I need to let everyone know by wa what city did he say Eggman City wait go
what city did he say Eggman City wait go back Eggman plant Oh I thought it said
back Eggman plant Oh I thought it said New York City I was like excuse me I was
New York City I was like excuse me I was like are you starting to add real places
like are you starting to add real places to this never mind okay I thought there
to this never mind okay I thought there were options save save it already saved
were options save save it already saved though didn't it well do it again so we
though didn't it well do it again so we don't have to fight silver yeahoo
don't have to fight silver yeahoo it's like you're going to have to go
it's like you're going to have to go back to the doctor for another shot if
back to the doctor for another shot if you don't [ __ ] take care of it I know
you don't [ __ ] take care of it I know [ __ ] yeah it's one of it's one of those
[ __ ] yeah it's one of it's one of those feelings oh there's it's one of those
feelings oh there's it's one of those feelings where it's like where you're
feelings where it's like where you're just like okay I don't want to do it but
just like okay I don't want to do it but if I don't do it I'm going to have to go
if I don't do it I'm going to have to go back to the doctor he's going to give me
back to the doctor he's going to give me a big old shot dude look at this cute
a big old shot dude look at this cute little boy six of us I said that on the
little boy six of us I said that on the show look at this cute little boy as I
show look at this cute little boy as I was saying it I was like oh [ __ ] how
was saying it I was like oh [ __ ] how about it are you going to show us what
about it are you going to show us what you adorable do you want me to whip it
you adorable do you want me to whip it out dude he's okay come on he pretty
out dude he's okay come on he pretty cute kid right here whatever he looks
cute kid right here whatever he looks like a demon he does not look like a
like a demon he does not look like a demon he looks he's the only non weird
demon he looks he's the only non weird looking I think he looks slightly like a
looking I think he looks slightly like a demon I heard you hung out with hot Dy
demon I heard you hung out with hot Dy demon um
demon um 30% 30 or 32% demon and then the rest I
30% 30 or 32% demon and then the rest I heard you saw hot demon yeah it was
heard you saw hot demon yeah it was really nice that's awesome Pleasant that
really nice that's awesome Pleasant that guy have you met her before well I've
guy have you met her before well I've talked to him online he has like a
talked to him online he has like a factious attitude all the time what do
factious attitude all the time what do you mean he's very sarcastic all the
you mean he's very sarcastic all the time okay but um in person he was very
time okay but um in person he was very nice he's like hello Aaron Hansen it was
nice he's like hello Aaron Hansen it was nice to meet you no I mean he's I am the
nice to meet you no I mean he's I am the exact opposite of my online Persona I
exact opposite of my online Persona I mean sometimes it shines through it's
mean sometimes it shines through it's just a sense of humor so yeah I know I
just a sense of humor so yeah I know I get it you're talking sh hot tiity demon
get it you're talking sh hot tiity demon he was really hot iggity demons my mom I
he was really hot iggity demons my mom I actually had a really good time with him
actually had a really good time with him I would love to do it again glad you
I would love to do it again glad you didn't tell any about um where am I
didn't tell any about um where am I going and what am I doing where am I
going and what am I doing where am I going what am I doing tell any of us
going what am I doing tell any of us about not anybody us care about this
about not anybody us care about this bridge came from nowhere got to catch
bridge came from nowhere got to catch the kid got to catch the kid
the kid got to catch the kid the kid did I catch the kid I caught the
the kid did I catch the kid I caught the kid do I is that it all right
kid do I is that it all right bye don't know where I'm going don't
bye don't know where I'm going don't know where I'm going running around the
know where I'm going running around the town nobody's here and it's really weird
town nobody's here and it's really weird did they just clear out the town for me
did they just clear out the town for me they were like Sonic got to go catch the
they were like Sonic got to go catch the kids now we're just going to let them go
kids now we're just going to let them go everybody in your homes he might blow by
everybody in your homes he might blow by you and [ __ ] kill
you and [ __ ] kill you am I being am I being
you am I being am I being timed is there you're on time is there a
timed is there you're on time is there a time
time limit
limit you're you're on time to the
you're you're on time to the show Good next time on Game Grumps 4
show Good next time on Game Grumps 4 three 402 401 405 freeway get out of
three 402 401 405 freeway get out of here go get out of here you got better
here go get out of here you got better things to do you should be doing
things to do you should be doing homework or jacking off welcome Ben
homework or jacking off welcome Ben welcome Ben John you need words you need
welcome Ben John you need words you need words in order to survive in this social
words in order to survive in this social based World economy if you want to buy
based World economy if you want to buy anything you have to use words m you
anything you have to use words m you want to go to Walmart and say I need to
want to go to Walmart and say I need to buy some oh God you said Walmart it
buy some oh God you said Walmart it jolted me aake because I thought of $2
jolted me aake because I thought of $2 plates and 50 Cent
plates and 50 Cent silverware oh it was the cheapest
silverware oh it was the cheapest silverware I ever did
silverware I ever did saw why are you looking at me with that
saw why are you looking at me with that face of understanding I don't know the
face of understanding I don't know the things that you're saying I told you you
things that you're saying I told you you need to say words dang
need to say words dang it follow me are you timed for something
it follow me are you timed for something right now I'm trying to these children
right now I'm trying to these children oh seriously Sonic the medg hog Sonic
oh seriously Sonic the medg hog Sonic the wedgehog the charm of this game has
the wedgehog the charm of this game has faded quickly no it
faded quickly no it hasn't as you try to aim yourself to a
hasn't as you try to aim yourself to a stairs it was a hard stairs to aim at
stairs it was a hard stairs to aim at wait how do you know it's a kid are they
wait how do you know it's a kid are they on the radar they oh they are there is
on the radar they oh they are there is radar sure is so new city is probably my
radar sure is so new city is probably my favorite um uh Overworld you should make
favorite um uh Overworld you should make a new John on
a new John on overworlds add this in why do you suck
overworlds add this in why do you suck so bad everything I
so bad everything I I play this here okay here you go don't
I play this here okay here you go don't here you go come here taking it have it
here you go come here taking it have it okay have your have your day in the
okay have your have your day in the shade well I hope you enjoy well maybe
shade well I hope you enjoy well maybe if you had air conditioning I wouldn't
if you had air conditioning I wouldn't have to I hope you enjoy playing son
have to I hope you enjoy playing son like the Hedgehog I am going to have
like the Hedgehog I am going to have some food she literally said none of
some food she literally said none of which is anything that you can eat
which is anything that you can eat because you're allergic so
because you're allergic so five oh no I pissed off Aaron he's
five oh no I pissed off Aaron he's probably actually going to get food oh
probably actually going to get food oh you're not and also I just wanted to say
you're not and also I just wanted to say huh that you're looking very good today
huh that you're looking very good today thank
thank you I I can't say the same for you
you I I can't say the same for you though
though oh wait I I really thought you were
oh wait I I really thought you were going to you have to talk to blue people
going to you have to talk to blue people where you have to talk to blue people I
where you have to talk to blue people I don't want to talk to blue people I
don't want to talk to blue people I don't want to hey Sonic fight us we're
don't want to hey Sonic fight us we're still an poyson there's six of us okay
still an poyson there's six of us okay so oh my God you got to find them all
so oh my God you got to find them all I'm trying you have to I'm crying if you
I'm trying you have to I'm crying if you don't do it I'm going to be really
don't do it I'm going to be really mangry with you mangry
mangry with you mangry mangry it's like being mad and
mangry it's like being mad and angry I don't know what's going on on my
angry I don't know what's going on on my life all I know is that I got a lot of
life all I know is that I got a lot of strife and I'm waiting for loading
strife and I'm waiting for loading screens on Sonic the H okay are you
screens on Sonic the H okay are you kidding now we got to load the game
kidding now we got to load the game again
again got yeah
got yeah wow loading little dialogue then load
wow loading little dialogue then load game this is as bad as it gets got to
game this is as bad as it gets got to wait for a while got to wait
wait for a while got to wait for this is unheard of this game is just
for this is unheard of this game is just the same as Superman 64 okay yeah it's
the same as Superman 64 okay yeah it's very Superman 64 esque okay in that it's
very Superman 64 esque okay in that it's bad no it just reminds me a lot of it in
bad no it just reminds me a lot of it in that it's bad I don't know it's got to
that it's bad I don't know it's got to feel there's a kid there's a kid there's
feel there's a kid there's a kid there's a kid touch them is that it touch the
a kid touch them is that it touch the kid is that that I think that's it yeah
kid is that that I think that's it yeah I I haven't figured anything else to do
I I haven't figured anything else to do with the kids there's nothing else you
with the kids there's nothing else you can do well there's a few things you
can do well there's a few things you once you touch them you just throw them
once you touch them you just throw them away oh God hey hey hey ER you you talk
away oh God hey hey hey ER you you talk you know you don't mean that like you
you know you don't mean that like you don't mean that like [ __ ] Ted Bundy
don't mean that like [ __ ] Ted Bundy style do you I mean that for real there
style do you I mean that for real there are children and when you run into them
are children and when you run into them you touch them and then you go I just
you touch them and then you go I just love I have not found another use for
love I have not found another use for the kids you touch them and then they
the kids you touch them and then they say ow and you leave them for police to
say ow and you leave them for police to find the second one says ow ow and then
find the second one says ow ow and then the third one says dang it you leave
the third one says dang it you leave them for police after that I don't know
them for police after that I don't know there's a child there's a child on the
there's a child there's a child on the left you passed him he's right there oh
left you passed him he's right there oh my God ow he does Jesus third one says
my God ow he does Jesus third one says dang it doesn't he yeah he says dang it
dang it doesn't he yeah he says dang it dang it dude I wish one of the children
dang it dude I wish one of the children was just Danny DeVito and he's like you
was just Danny DeVito and he's like you got
got me oh ow it hurts when you touch me
me oh ow it hurts when you touch me Deandra shasty shasty have you seen that
Deandra shasty shasty have you seen that episode uh wait I have but I don't
episode uh wait I have but I don't remember like old girlfriend's name is
remember like old girlfriend's name is sh Dynasty and then he he names his bar
sh Dynasty and then he he names his bar after her when you spell it out it's a
after her when you spell it out it's a shady
nasty I do she Dynasty oh it's such a dude it's
do she Dynasty oh it's such a dude it's always sunny is in Philadelphia is oh
always sunny is in Philadelphia is oh there he is there is the T dang it okay
there he is there is the T dang it okay how many kids are there six there's
how many kids are there six there's three more yeah six kids oh we're not
three more yeah six kids oh we're not going to you got to do it you have 3
going to you got to do it you have 3 minutes that's 1 minute for each kid
minutes that's 1 minute for each kid with 19 seconds to spare when you say it
with 19 seconds to spare when you say it like that I can't possibly refuse her
like that I can't possibly refuse her offering you can't refuse I do just got
offering you can't refuse I do just got to go go through those arches go through
to go go through those arches go through those arches where go through those
those arches where go through those arches what you just passed them they
arches what you just passed them they really just go around are you serious
really just go around are you serious turn around yeah yeah yeah keep going
turn around yeah yeah yeah keep going keep going keep going take a right take
keep going keep going take a right take a right there's arches there's arches
a right there's arches there's arches arches what there's kids under there but
arches what there's kids under there but probably that's where kids like to hang
probably that's where kids like to hang out arches what arches there's AR right
out arches what arches there's AR right there right there there's
there right there there's columns
columns arches Archy Comics don't children like
arches Archy Comics don't children like to read don't [ __ ] with me I'm trying to
to read don't [ __ ] with me I'm trying to beat this I'm not [ __ ] with you I'm
beat this I'm not [ __ ] with you I'm just [ __ ] with you I just it's
just [ __ ] with you I just it's probably kids under there well that's
probably kids under there well that's where I oh jeez you got me oh and I got
where I oh jeez you got me oh and I got 37 seconds I like how the fourth one is
37 seconds I like how the fourth one is the one where you're like oh okay I
the one where you're like oh okay I actually am getting them yeah I actually
actually am getting them yeah I actually am getting cuz it's like ow it's like oh
am getting cuz it's like ow it's like oh okay great does that mean yes or yeah
okay great does that mean yes or yeah does that mean good there's no little
does that mean good there's no little jingle there's no little Dingle dang
jingle there's no little Dingle dang going when you get
going when you get it yeah what's up how come how come
it yeah what's up how come how come there's no [ __ ] um balloon poles in
there's no [ __ ] um balloon poles in this with the stars on it they go when
this with the stars on it they go when you go by them oh yeah with a little
you go by them oh yeah with a little sparkly Halo would be nice and then and
sparkly Halo would be nice and then and then when you jump in it it goes and
then when you jump in it it goes and then you get transported to another
then you get transported to another world oh I'm not going to find them you
world oh I'm not going to find them you have two whole minutes you got oh I
have two whole minutes you got oh I found one on accident you have two
found one on accident you have two minutes for one more two minutes for one
minutes for one more two minutes for one more okay two minutes for one more two
more okay two minutes for one more two minutes one more twoes just go just go
minutes one more twoes just go just go just go just go
just go just go wao whoa okay John just just as a note
wao whoa okay John just just as a note just be a little more careful next time
just be a little more careful next time okay all right I don't disagree okay go
okay all right I don't disagree okay go go what turn around turn yeah keep going
go what turn around turn yeah keep going keep going no no the other way Aon I
keep going no no the other way Aon I swear to mother [ __ ] God I'm telling
swear to mother [ __ ] God I'm telling you are you serious yes turn around
you are you serious yes turn around Aaron I swear to God okay okay okay okay
Aaron I swear to God okay okay okay okay go right after you're done with the
go right after you're done with the bridge you haven't been this way
bridge you haven't been this way before I love how I'm like actually mad
before I love how I'm like actually mad I'm like Aaron if you're [ __ ] with me
I'm like Aaron if you're [ __ ] with me I don't want to go on the kid Quest
I don't want to go on the kid Quest again okay [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's
again okay [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] it's everything looks the same yeah
everything looks the same yeah it's
it's oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God
oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh jeez you Willers we're not
oh my God oh jeez you Willers we're not going to find this you know what the
going to find this you know what the worst part about this is too if I were
worst part about this is too if I were to like look this up on game facts and
to like look this up on game facts and there was like a map that showed where
there was like a map that showed where all the kids were I wouldn't know how to
all the kids were I wouldn't know how to [ __ ] read it I know this this it's so
[ __ ] read it I know this this it's so confusing there's no
landmarks there's no child down there why would a child hang out by the docks
why would a child hang out by the docks they would get raped oh
boy look child rape joke it's just a joke yeah it's just a joke so was
joke yeah it's just a joke so was Hiroshima huh so was Nagasaki huh so was
Hiroshima huh so was Nagasaki huh so was when we elected George Bush Jr into
when we elected George Bush Jr into office huh it's all big joke to you
office huh it's all big joke to you everything's a joke a vote tomorrow kids
everything's a joke a vote tomorrow kids that's tomorrow today knock
that's tomorrow today knock knock what knock knock what rape joke is
knock what knock knock what rape joke is there no knock knock what it's not how
there no knock knock what it's not how you say a knock knock joke knock knock
you say a knock knock joke knock knock Shady nasty oh [ __ ] I know you have
Shady nasty oh [ __ ] I know you have nothing to say what who's there no no no
nothing to say what who's there no no no no no no give me a knock is that a kid
no no no give me a knock is that a kid or wait is this a kid or no I think it's
or wait is this a kid or no I think it's just a
just a person it looks like we failed oh my God
person it looks like we failed oh my God it looks like we failed oh my
it looks like we failed oh my God is it do you need this to advance I
God is it do you need this to advance I don't know oh
don't know oh God all all right all right all no I
God all all right all right all no I really have a knock KN joke for you you
really have a knock KN joke for you you have to start it okay
have to start it okay no who's
[ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] what has gotten into you today I don't know all right
into you today I don't know all right some salad and a monster pause the video
some salad and a monster pause the video pause shut up pause the video we're fast
pause shut up pause the video we're fast forward when we beat this follow me Set
forward when we beat this follow me Set Me Free trust me and we will from the
city me everybody's running so
me everybody's running so F got to catch the
F got to catch the kid window there he is said the words
kid window there he is said the words and everybody's got to
and everybody's got to live follow set me
live follow set me free and we will Escape From the
free and we will Escape From the City
City me you follow
me okay welcome the [ __ ] back um apparently we had to follow walk
back um apparently we had to follow walk through to do that my God Aaron was
through to do that my God Aaron was literally like okay you go straight you
literally like okay you go straight you go right oh dang it you are so fast okay
go right oh dang it you are so fast okay you win was that S rank I think we got
you win was that S rank I think we got it S rank we like by the book we
it S rank we like by the book we literally did probably as fast as you
literally did probably as fast as you can do
it total score oh dude only 6 269 a
269 a b jeez what did they want from us what
b jeez what did they want from us what like seriously do they expect you to
like seriously do they expect you to have [ __ ] telepathy I know I what
have [ __ ] telepathy I know I what they want do they expect you to be a
they want do they expect you to be a fourth-dimensional being like there
fourth-dimensional being like there there there there there got it not not
there there there there got it not not even an a a b what did we do there's
even an a a b what did we do there's nothing else to
nothing else to do okay go after release go after
do okay go after release go after release [ __ ] go after go after a
release [ __ ] go after go after a better [ __ ]
better [ __ ] game you know what John
game you know what John what think
what think we've I think we've uh think we've made
we've I think we've uh think we've made a terrible mistake what's that well we
a terrible mistake what's that well we vowing to beat this we said that we
vowing to beat this we said that we would uh do our best to complete this
would uh do our best to complete this game oh we're going to complete this
game oh we're going to complete this game is that the is that the case yeah
game is that the is that the case yeah I'm determined to complete this [ __ ]
I'm determined to complete this [ __ ] game well then I better better pack my
game well then I better better pack my suitcase cuz we're going straight to
suitcase cuz we're going straight to Hell
B hey look a bumper but I went that way but I went
bumper but I went that way but I went this way but I went that way but I went
this way but I went that way but I went this way but I went that way but way I
this way but I went that way but way I went that way that's pretty much this
went that way that's pretty much this game turned
game turned up but I went that way but I went this
up but I went that way but I went this way this bumper didn't go much nowhere
way this bumper didn't go much nowhere all right oh look you you found a silver
all right oh look you you found a silver coin what is that that's a thing that
coin what is that that's a thing that we've been collecting this whole time
we've been collecting this whole time what is that you you should get to find
what is that you you should get to find out allow me to skate to it you find out
out allow me to skate to it you find out I will skate to it took you a little my
I will skate to it took you a little my god oh boy what we do rewind on that
god oh boy what we do rewind on that please that's [ __ ] amazing waa
please that's [ __ ] amazing waa there's another whoa did this just
there's another whoa did this just become silver coins the game silver coin
become silver coins the game silver coin well silver is in this game that's true
well silver is in this game that's true we should play as him no why you have to
we should play as him no why you have to beat the game to do that no you beat you
beat the game to do that no you beat you have to do that to beat the game oh
have to do that to beat the game oh really yeah well then we should do
really yeah well then we should do it oh that's great thanks where do you
it oh that's great thanks where do you go I don't know okay I don't know okay
go I don't know okay I don't know okay people were saying that you shouldn't
people were saying that you shouldn't talk to blue people cuz it's a waste of
talk to blue people cuz it's a waste of time whoa so those people need to get
time whoa so those people need to get there preice also I was seeing that you
there preice also I was seeing that you could roll into a little sparkly ball
could roll into a little sparkly ball maybe you should go to the store and see
maybe you should go to the store and see if they have a sparkly ball all right
if they have a sparkly ball all right Aaron let us do that because you you
Aaron let us do that because you you know when you ever you go to the retail
know when you ever you go to the retail Market Walmart
Market Walmart okay Wallgreens wall all the walls wall
okay Wallgreens wall all the walls wall extreme Wall Street wall team you know
extreme Wall Street wall team you know you could buy Wall Street wallpaper
you could buy Wall Street wallpaper what's
what's that you can buy wallpaper at Wall
that you can buy wallpaper at Wall Street but that wasn't my
Street but that wasn't my answer what can you buy corporate greed
answer what can you buy corporate greed Aaron you can buy that there the sins of
Aaron you can buy that there the sins of mankind okay and nobody will ever notice
mankind okay and nobody will ever notice that I have 4,000 Rings more than we did
that I have 4,000 Rings more than we did in the last
in the last episode well now they will okay where do
episode well now they will okay where do I go to get this stupid light chip uh oh
I go to get this stupid light chip uh oh the store give me give me okay you just
the store give me give me okay you just say you obviously know what you're doing
say you obviously know what you're doing oh there goes down the chandel jeez I'm
oh there goes down the chandel jeez I'm sorry okay where even were we I don't
sorry okay where even were we I don't remember what's going on you who Am
remember what's going on you who Am that's a good question Who Am Aaron of
that's a good question Who Am Aaron of of which I do not have an answer Aaron
of which I do not have an answer Aaron Who Am you me who am you do you know
Who Am you me who am you do you know where the store is I can't remember no
where the store is I can't remember no you can't even form your sentences
you can't even form your sentences anymore
anymore do you know where store is can't member
do you know where store is can't member can't M it okay are we going to have to
can't M it okay are we going to have to do a [ __ ] speed up of
do a [ __ ] speed up of the no we're not even where are we going
the no we're not even where are we going I don't know this is the official
I don't know this is the official where's the store wait wait a sec the
where's the store wait wait a sec the store is in the first part of the game
store is in the first part of the game but I don't know where that is because
but I don't know where that is because this [ __ ] world is infuriating I know
this [ __ ] world is infuriating I know dude they have a lot they have a lot of
dude they have a lot they have a lot of like milestones and landmarks to tell
like milestones and landmarks to tell you where you are where you're at how
you where you are where you're at how you're how you're check this one out
you're how you're check this one out this is Gray
this is Gray Building that's Gray Building this is
Building that's Gray Building this is salmon
building and here is Bridge number five the landmark of our game salmon building
the landmark of our game salmon building and this is tree and tree
and this is tree and tree 2 nice to meet you nice to meet you tree
2 nice to meet you nice to meet you tree and tree 2 and this is
and tree 2 and this is Lady [ __ ] lady oh and this is uh two
Lady [ __ ] lady oh and this is uh two two orange men this is this is this is
two orange men this is this is this is Stewart and Gilbert the gay couple they
Stewart and Gilbert the gay couple they like to dress the same we like to match
like to dress the same we like to match all right let's talk to this dude
all right let's talk to this dude eggman's have appeared I need to let
eggman's have appeared I need to let everyone know right every time I see new
everyone know right every time I see new city I read it New York City maybe you
city I read it New York City maybe you should get your eyes stream no even last
should get your eyes stream no even last time every time I see new city I read
time every time I see new city I read New York City and I'm like what we're
New York City and I'm like what we're grounded in reality no it's just soana
grounded in reality no it's just soana he's a blue man I'm soana you want me to
he's a blue man I'm soana you want me to open the gate oh we got to open the gate
open the gate oh we got to open the gate solely out of ways to tell you how much
solely out of ways to tell you how much I care for
I care for you that woman looks very sad that you
you that woman looks very sad that you said that that she just like looks like
said that that she just like looks like he looks like a between Merill stre and
he looks like a between Merill stre and Dennis
Dennis Hopper okay did somebody tell you that
Hopper okay did somebody tell you that I'll just go ahead and do that for you
I'll just go ahead and do that for you in that case I'm sorry to say I can't
in that case I'm sorry to say I can't actually help you I'm just a lieutenant
actually help you I'm just a lieutenant you're looking for the commander well if
you're looking for the commander well if you look down every solar in town you'll
you look down every solar in town you'll find him eventually right oh this is a
find him eventually right oh this is a game oh God this is a game what is with
game oh God this is a game what is with the [ __ ] mini games in this [ __ ] this
the [ __ ] mini games in this [ __ ] this is a game what are you saying this is a
is a game what are you saying this is a game for uh everything both Sonic 06 and
game for uh everything both Sonic 06 and this part of the
this part of the game do you remember do you remember
game do you remember do you remember when when like the world was created
when when like the world was created right and and then cavemen invented
right and and then cavemen invented games and they were like the first
games and they were like the first baseball the first game also very known
baseball the first game also very known well known baboon Rock everyone's
well known baboon Rock everyone's favorite talk to all of them but some of
favorite talk to all of them but some of the soldiers will feel threatened they
the soldiers will feel threatened they might try to trick you I think there
might try to trick you I think there might be two that will try to do that if
might be two that will try to do that if you can figure out who the captain is
you can figure out who the captain is come back and talk to me this is very
come back and talk to me this is very simple let's have a loading screen about
simple let's have a loading screen about it who is the captain I don't know could
it who is the captain I don't know could it be Dennis
it be Dennis Hopper Merill Streep Dennis Hopper or
Hopper Merill Streep Dennis Hopper or Merill Streep those are your answers Tik
Merill Streep those are your answers Tik Tok Jeopardy music tick tick tick tick
Tok Jeopardy music tick tick tick tick tock on the clock in the body someone
tock on the clock in the body someone point me to the real Commander it's this
point me to the real Commander it's this guy it's this guy D you figure out
guy it's this guy D you figure out figure Captain is it's [ __ ] you P go
figure Captain is it's [ __ ] you P go ahead and talk to the one you think is
ahead and talk to the one you think is the captain it's you it's you Petro I
the captain it's you it's you Petro I love I love dot dot dot you guessed it
love I love dot dot dot you guessed it I'm the captain this he is the captain
I'm the captain this he is the captain did I I love I love how this guy one of
did I I love I love how this guy one of the two tricked you dude wait I didn't
the two tricked you dude wait I didn't even do anything wait I just won I love
even do anything wait I just won I love how I love how this guy's like yo go
how I love how this guy's like yo go find me who the captain is he talk to
find me who the captain is he talk to him like you're right I am the captain
him like you're right I am the captain he's like trying to [ __ ] coax it out
he's like trying to [ __ ] coax it out of you does that not make you feel weird
of you does that not make you feel weird that it was just like go talk to
that it was just like go talk to everybody find the captain and then on a
everybody find the captain and then on a whim we just found the captain what a
whim we just found the captain what a whim it was it was such a
whim it was it was such a whim makes me feel like a
wimp don't act like it wasn't a wh wh it was don't act like it wasn't a whim okay
was don't act like it wasn't a whim okay I'm going to throw my you know for sure
I'm going to throw my you know for sure it was a whim I'm going to throw my
it was a whim I'm going to throw my candleabra at your game wall whichever
candleabra at your game wall whichever game it hits we're going to play okay
game it hits we're going to play okay all right can I actually not the
all right can I actually not the soda it's a candala oh great maybe maybe
soda it's a candala oh great maybe maybe to the listeners but not to the
to the listeners but not to the physicality of the wall how about this
physicality of the wall how about this yeah whatever as long as it doesn't
break oh you hit only three that's it guys only the next
three that's it guys only the next person to get married here is Ona 3 Ona
person to get married here is Ona 3 Ona 3 has Jean Reno in it what's Jean Reno
3 has Jean Reno in it what's Jean Reno he's that the french actor he was in the
he's that the french actor he was in the professional Oh I thought you were
professional Oh I thought you were saying like genre no no like this a
saying like genre no no like this a horror genre
horror genre [Laughter]
[Laughter] no no jein or is it jein Ren probably
no no jein or is it jein Ren probably prar no it's really him you'll recognize
prar no it's really him you'll recognize him you'll see his face be like oh that
him you'll see his face be like oh that guy let me
see [ __ ] this dude yeah oh what's he what's he been in he's in the
what's he what's he been in he's in the professional besides that lay on the
professional besides that lay on the professional besides a movie that every
professional besides a movie that every that normal people will know wait hold
that normal people will know wait hold on hold on holy [ __ ] what we're going to
on hold on holy [ __ ] what we're going to do the side side run okay the what the
do the side side run okay the what the side run what is the side run run on the
side run what is the side run run on the side oh yeah you can check this out
side oh yeah you can check this out check this out here you go the speed is
check this out here you go the speed is 60 rolling around at the speed of side
60 rolling around at the speed of side hold on are you [ __ ] kidding me the
hold on are you [ __ ] kidding me the speed is 60 for this [ __ ] Alleyway I
speed is 60 for this [ __ ] Alleyway I think maybe that's why there's not too
think maybe that's why there's not too many people in
many people in Solana get [ __ ] mowed down by cars
Solana get [ __ ] mowed down by cars going 60 MPH the [ __ ] this is the
going 60 MPH the [ __ ] this is the warehouse you don't have any business
warehouse you don't have any business here stay away wait where are you
here stay away wait where are you supposed to
supposed to go
go well
okay there it is you don't have any business here okay
is you don't have any business here okay how are you supposed to [ __ ] know you
how are you supposed to [ __ ] know you can go over the fence and the other
can go over the fence and the other [ __ ] game it be like an invisible
[Laughter] wall it's a [ __ ] game it's just like
wall it's a [ __ ] game it's just like what don't go
what don't go here turns out it's where you have to go
here turns out it's where you have to go don't just I how wait how' you no you're
don't just I how wait how' you no you're supposed to go to the warehouse oh
supposed to go to the warehouse oh because I just had a little bird tell
because I just had a little bird tell me was that bird game Fact no it was uh
me was that bird game Fact no it was uh it was it was Jean
it was it was Jean Reno you
Reno you know I think I just jig on my pants
know I think I just jig on my pants uhhuh so right now I'm just beating up
uhhuh so right now I'm just beating up robots going to ignore that I'm just
robots going to ignore that I'm just going to beat up well it happens all the
going to beat up well it happens all the time well you knew that it before and
time well you knew that it before and after
after you what oh you
you what oh you know oh sometimes you just get a little
know oh sometimes you just get a little excited yeah dude I mean when I when I
excited yeah dude I mean when I when I come over here a festive oh look there's
come over here a festive oh look there's little crabs up here they're like look
little crabs up here they're like look at me she like oh
[ __ ] this man oh going go and again P sex there's no reason for that why
sex there's no reason for that why there's no reason for that don't get
there's no reason for that don't get those Parasect that kind of language
those Parasect that kind of language what language the language that you're
what language the language that you're using right now English language it's
using right now English language it's less about the language and more about
less about the language and more about the inflection I think more about the
the inflection I think more about the inflection it's unneeded okay this is
inflection it's unneeded okay this is just okay
just okay just what is even the point of that what
just what is even the point of that what is even the point of this what oh
is even the point of this what oh they're they're crawling on the
they're they're crawling on the cylinders oh no dude I actually do like
cylinders oh no dude I actually do like how when we hit those guys they fly
how when we hit those guys they fly against the wall and explode
against the wall and explode yeah God damn you have to kill all these
yeah God damn you have to kill all these guys yeah dude it's the mission oh what
guys yeah dude it's the mission oh what a mission they they were they were
a mission they they were they were infested with the warehouse you couldn't
infested with the warehouse you couldn't see them before but once it loaded then
see them before but once it loaded then you could see them once those character
you could see them once those character mod loaded like we can't we can't work
mod loaded like we can't we can't work here man unless it hasn't loaded yet
here man unless it hasn't loaded yet then we can work here all we want cuz
then we can work here all we want cuz there's no there's no mechs around here
there's no there's no mechs around here no Mexicans around
no Mexicans around here don't twist my words around dude
here don't twist my words around dude don't don't twist my words
don't don't twist my words around like
around like that dude if you TR your words and no is
that dude if you TR your words and no is that it is that all of them great I do a
that it is that all of them great I do a little dance and then I say hey and then
little dance and then I say hey and then I got an A okay I got an A next time on
I got an A okay I got an A next time on Game Grumps what hopefully something
Game Grumps what hopefully something happens in the episode Jesus something
happens in the episode Jesus something did happen and yet it doesn't feel like
did happen and yet it doesn't feel like it welcome to Sonic
it welcome to Sonic 06 07 welcome back to Game Grumps I got
06 07 welcome back to Game Grumps I got oh oh
oh oh ooh
ooh ooh are you hurt I had an idea what's
ooh are you hurt I had an idea what's the idea let's play more Sonic o6 oh
the idea let's play more Sonic o6 oh man you know what yeah usually when when
man you know what yeah usually when when you suggest things I'm like go back to
you suggest things I'm like go back to [ __ ] Prussia yeah where you came from
[ __ ] Prussia yeah where you came from most times when I suggest something I go
most times when I suggest something I go that was good that was everyone here is
that was good that was everyone here is looking at you in appreciation well not
looking at you in appreciation well not me but of your being well I don't know
me but of your being well I don't know about that
about that dude think I think I'm just some sort of
dude think I think I'm just some sort of bag of meat I don't feel what the [ __ ]
bag of meat I don't feel what the [ __ ] where did these guys come from where did
where did these guys come from where did the sound come from all I wait I just
the sound come from all I wait I just came out the warehouse and then I beat
came out the warehouse and then I beat up a bunch of mechs and now now Knuckles
up a bunch of mechs and now now Knuckles is just hanging
is just hanging out go talk okay what do you mean oh I
out go talk okay what do you mean oh I just had to walk a couple
steps it's a joke check out his magic the Gathering
joke check out his magic the Gathering card what's dude what's with his
card what's dude what's with his tail has Knuckles always had a crooked
tail has Knuckles always had a crooked ass tail yeah I think so I think he did
ass tail yeah I think so I think he did in the last time we played this too me
in the last time we played this too me your
your chaos meet me at my cat out of the bag
chaos meet me at my cat out of the bag now is it just too
now is it just too obvious what it cracks me up what he's
obvious what it cracks me up what he's got stupid Mitten hands oh yeah he does
got stupid Mitten hands oh yeah he does and he threw the iPhone at him oh yeah
and he threw the iPhone at him oh yeah he was like oh I didn't see anything Dam
he was like oh I didn't see anything Dam it I looking at you does he do it again
it I looking at you does he do it again no his Wiggly ass [ __ ] hair yeah look
no his Wiggly ass [ __ ] hair yeah look at his hands they just
at his hands they just like flopping around like oh I wish I
like flopping around like oh I wish I could point a thing
could point a thing head for the white
head for the white Acropolis it's better than the
Acropolis it's better than the other colored acrop blue blue Acropolis
other colored acrop blue blue Acropolis go home light blue light blue blue
go home light blue light blue blue copoli go home turquoise
copoli go home turquoise blue why you going through all the blue
blue why you going through all the blue spect you know how people are always
spect you know how people are always like turquoise and you show them like a
like turquoise and you show them like a blue turquoise and they're like no not
blue turquoise and they're like no not that turquoise and it's like what do you
that turquoise and it's like what do you mean you mean like a green turquoise
mean you mean like a green turquoise turquoise is kind of like a it's a green
turquoise is kind of like a it's a green ass Turtle ass color
ass Turtle ass color wait where whoa where am I where am I
wait where whoa where am I where am I what am I doing where am I going oh I'm
what am I doing where am I going oh I'm back on the world map again let me tell
back on the world map again let me tell you wherever you're going Sonic and
you wherever you're going Sonic and Knuckles you are interested in that
Knuckles you are interested in that location you mean Tails and Knuckles
location you mean Tails and Knuckles what I call them Sonic and Knuckles
what I call them Sonic and Knuckles Tails and Knuckles oh they're gone now
Tails and Knuckles oh they're gone now okay bye okay no they're behind they're
okay bye okay no they're behind they're like stuck behind a wall yeah they're
like stuck behind a wall yeah they're stuck yeah yeah you say get out of here
stuck yeah yeah you say get out of here shady ass J shop
shady ass J shop get Bell whoa he's a little handsome I
get Bell whoa he's a little handsome I got he's a little handsome he's not
got he's a little handsome he's not fully handsome not not develop oh Tails
fully handsome not not develop oh Tails and Knuckles are stuck behind the oh
and Knuckles are stuck behind the oh well they
well they work oh eat my words and mark them for
work oh eat my words and mark them for later because hey they've been
later because hey they've been invalidated what does this man need help
invalidated what does this man need help cuz all of my company's cop secret tossi
cuz all of my company's cop secret tossi file cop secret pacified F hey Aaron wow
file cop secret pacified F hey Aaron wow can you read that again except this time
can you read that again except this time not in stroke
not in stroke speak this cop is f t de I think Game
speak this cop is f t de I think Game Grumps is making me realize that I'm
Grumps is making me realize that I'm [ __ ] dyslexic dude what do you mean
[ __ ] dyslexic dude what do you mean just reading stuff like I sometimes I do
just reading stuff like I sometimes I do that I do that
that I do that often destroy all enemies least I have
often destroy all enemies least I have onam Musha three demon Siege here that
onam Musha three demon Siege here that game's pretty good this guy had to be in
game's pretty good this guy had to be in a James Bond or something a James Bond
a James Bond or something a James Bond yeah or in James
yeah or in James Bond as in he was in the in the script
Bond as in he was in the in the script Bond as in in the script he was inside
Bond as in in the script he was inside of James Bond but never never shows up
of James Bond but never never shows up and they don't really mention it but in
and they don't really mention it but in the script in the lore he's inside James
the script in the lore he's inside James Bond is that what you're saying is that
Bond is that what you're saying is that like in Fight
like in Fight Club what in Fight Club the main
Club what in Fight Club the main character never has a
character never has a name Tyler dur Edward Norton never has a
name Tyler dur Edward Norton never has a name he doesn't they don't they don't
name he doesn't they don't they don't call him anything ever wait really yeah
call him anything ever wait really yeah are you no I'm serious they never call
are you no I'm serious they never call him anything except for the end when
him anything except for the end when they're like well spoilers but it's like
they're like well spoilers but it's like oh you're Tyler D they never call him by
oh you're Tyler D they never call him by name in the whole
name in the whole movie is the same Tyler D
movie is the same Tyler D yeah but but in the script they call him
yeah but but in the script they call him jack oh so he's like a different
jack oh so he's like a different character because it's like it's like
character because it's like it's like the musical assass I am Jack's raging by
the musical assass I am Jack's raging by bile duct I am Jacks whatever remember
bile duct I am Jacks whatever remember when they find the books the poems no
when they find the books the poems no it's been a long time since I seen Fight
it's been a long time since I seen Fight Club they never ever address in my name
Club they never ever address in my name no that's so interesting and you don't
no that's so interesting and you don't even notice it huh
even notice it huh yeah it's interesting what you won't
yeah it's interesting what you won't notice versus what you do notice yeah
notice versus what you do notice yeah well it's interesting that like you can
well it's interesting that like you can just as easily just not notice something
just as easily just not notice something important just because it's never
important just because it's never brought up um you mean everything in
brought up um you mean everything in this game what I'm talking about in
this game what I'm talking about in general in like
general in like films you can miss important details
films you can miss important details this is a film on my
teeth wow what apparently I'm getting some
wow what apparently I'm getting some discs back for this [ __ ] worthless
discs back for this [ __ ] worthless ass guy who was entrusted discs I know
ass guy who was entrusted discs I know his company how did he lose him he's
his company how did he lose him he's standing outside the building like I was
standing outside the building like I was just reaching down for a gumball and I
just reaching down for a gumball and I dropped him
dropped him can you get a
can you get a B this Mech this Mech was like clearly I
B this Mech this Mech was like clearly I made a wrong decision Standing On Top of
made a wrong decision Standing On Top of four breakable boxes no no no let's not
four breakable boxes no no no let's not get off the subject of this Gumball
get off the subject of this Gumball thing yeah I a gumball radical you you
thing yeah I a gumball radical you you know how it's like when you uh when you
know how it's like when you uh when you go to the gumball machine and you get a
go to the gumball machine and you get a gumball but like it's just it ejects way
gumball but like it's just it ejects way too fast or like I know about that the
too fast or like I know about that the the or the stopper doesn't it's like
the or the stopper doesn't it's like worn down from too many gumballs going
worn down from too many gumballs going over it so I know that when you go with
over it so I know that when you go with the gumball it just flies out of the
the gumball it just flies out of the machine out of the floor and it's like
machine out of the floor and it's like well I've already spent a quarter on it
well I've already spent a quarter on it might as well eat ground
ball ground ball and then suddenly oh [ __ ] my desks are gone where where's a
[ __ ] my desks are gone where where's a Sonic the
Sonic the Hedgehog I need his
Hedgehog I need his ass asistance yes dude I need this I
ass asistance yes dude I need this I learned a few ass of stance from one of
learned a few ass of stance from one of my yoga teachers number one what oh of
my yoga teachers number one what oh of the ass of stances um you put your legs
the ass of stances um you put your legs two on the
ground raise up high what do you do with the other two raise
the other two raise [Laughter]
[Laughter] up yeah
up yeah W oh wa I don't know what what it was
W oh wa I don't know what what it was about that
one it was perfect it was
perfect okay so anyways I'm not going to tell you about the as stances anymore
tell you about the as stances anymore also this guy what okay this guy works
also this guy what okay this guy works for a company called rim lights yeah
for a company called rim lights yeah apparently they build lights for rims
apparently they build lights for rims what's up what do you mean is company
what's up what do you mean is company it's called rim lights it's called Rim
it's called rim lights it's called Rim light we how they build what's this just
light we how they build what's this just [ __ ] called I don't know why would
[ __ ] called I don't know why would they call it Rim light if they don't
they call it Rim light if they don't build rim lights because [ __ ] Oracle
build rim lights because [ __ ] Oracle Corporation doesn't make oracles how do
Corporation doesn't make oracles how do you know they make
you know they make Java I also think they're in birdemic
Java I also think they're in birdemic but it's a different or they got a lot
but it's a different or they got a lot of competition cuz Starbucks is cornered
of competition cuz Starbucks is cornered the market on that on what J oh oh oh oh
the market on that on what J oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh don't think because they program for
oh don't think because they program for their sequel servers is that why because
their sequel servers is that why because the Starbucks website needs a lot of
the Starbucks website needs a lot of java applications I want in there
java applications I want in there there's a there's a Subway in there and
there's a there's a Subway in there and I want it a Subway maybe I should talk
I want it a Subway maybe I should talk to this enormous hat
to this enormous hat man my hat is enormous that defines me
man my hat is enormous that defines me he looks look at this [ __ ]
he looks look at this [ __ ] doesn't okay with it he was not that hat
doesn't okay with it he was not that hat does not match the rest of his costume
does not match the rest of his costume this is the station with all the things
this is the station with all the things that have been going on it keeps getting
that have been going on it keeps getting shut down it's terrible really oh God
shut down it's terrible really oh God this is soana City station see anything
this is soana City station see anything suspicious of the station on the strange
suspicious of the station on the strange please let us know yeah there's a man
please let us know yeah there's a man with a giant
with a giant hat excuse me I think I noticed
hat excuse me I think I noticed something [ __ ] weird that guy stand
something [ __ ] weird that guy stand right the [ __ ] next to you dude it's
right the [ __ ] next to you dude it's [ __ ] it's [ __ ] Bim from or Jim
[ __ ] it's [ __ ] Bim from or Jim whichever one Bim and Jimmy from Double
whichever one Bim and Jimmy from Double Dragon some double Drago yeah Double
Dragon some double Drago yeah Double Dragon did you ever watch the movie
Dragon did you ever watch the movie Double Dragon no neither have I is there
Double Dragon no neither have I is there next topic is there such a thing there's
next topic is there such a thing there's a cartoon what's this guy Hotel manager
a cartoon what's this guy Hotel manager oh my God it's [ __ ] Festival of rings
oh my God it's [ __ ] Festival of rings what does this look like look this guy
what does this look like look this guy coming behind oh God oh God he's going
coming behind oh God oh God he's going to get stab he's going get
to get stab he's going get stabed okay he was just he was like they
stabed okay he was just he was like they noticed
noticed me aboard Mission [ __ ] like Assassin
me aboard Mission [ __ ] like Assassin the hotel's Festival of
the hotel's Festival of rings thank you Aaron that was beautiful
rings thank you Aaron that was beautiful oh no
oh no problem I think there's a blue Mission
problem I think there's a blue Mission here that's required for I don't know
here that's required for I don't know which one it is though it's the one
which one it is though it's the one where you have to use all three and I
where you have to use all three and I don't know if it's this one what there
don't know if it's this one what there there's a Bluey Mission cuz the blue guy
there's a Bluey Mission cuz the blue guy missions aren't required as far as I
missions aren't required as far as I know yeah but there's one blue guy
know yeah but there's one blue guy mission that is required so that's good
mission that is required so that's good game design I think wait I thought the
game design I think wait I thought the blue missions are required no they're
blue missions are required no they're not but there is one that is in this
not but there is one that is in this area and it has to do with all three
area and it has to do with all three characters and I don't know if it's this
characters and I don't know if it's this one or not oh I see what you're saying
one or not oh I see what you're saying now and I want to get back to the way I
now and I want to get back to the way I was when I was just five years
was when I was just five years younger going downtown to the part where
younger going downtown to the part where I got to play the blue mission this game
I got to play the blue mission this game Sonic's blue so that's why probably they
Sonic's blue so that's why probably they made it the color of the
game wao dude that's pretty [ __ ] good
dude that's pretty [ __ ] good dude oh
dude oh [ __ ] made the color of the
[ __ ] made the color of the G next time on Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang
G next time on Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang d d dang whoa sidewalking
Dang Dang d d dang whoa sidewalking again is that what they call it a
again is that what they call it a sidewalk you know what they call
sidewalk you know what they call sidewalking Christopher Watkins profile
picture why does anybody watch this why doesn't anybody watch Game Grumps why
doesn't anybody watch Game Grumps why does anyone watch this oh uh three
does anyone watch this oh uh three reasons Au u b
u you go cuz it sound like a bunch of letters a u b u c e d h i got my
letters a u b u c e d h i got my G 12 in a lot oh the one OB in the
G 12 in a lot oh the one OB in the [ __ ] City you bang right into it oh
[ __ ] City you bang right into it oh God you tap any tiny Direction and there
God you tap any tiny Direction and there it
it is where am I
going it just ran me directly into a wall the pure
wall the pure genuin genu
genuin genu genuine pure genuine nature of where the
genuine pure genuine nature of where the [ __ ] am I going it got to me it got to
[ __ ] am I going it got to me it got to my heart blood my soul blood thanks my
my heart blood my soul blood thanks my I'm I'm sorry there it is did that just
I'm I'm sorry there it is did that just lead you to a [ __ ]
lead you to a [ __ ] pit no seriously that just LED you like
pit no seriously that just LED you like off the
off the cliff what is going hold on what is
cliff what is going hold on what is going
going on no I'm
serious who I completed it apparently you wait what he was like
you wait what he was like congratulations you killed yourself I
congratulations you killed yourself I just cuz I imagine it's like some party
just cuz I imagine it's like some party and it's like he everything's going
and it's like he everything's going great and then some guy's like I go the
great and then some guy's like I go the bathroom real quick and every was like
bathroom real quick and every was like yeah all right and he like goes to the
yeah all right and he like goes to the bathroom takes a long runny dump and
bathroom takes a long runny dump and then comes back and Everything's changed
then comes back and Everything's changed like everyone's just kind of Silent it's
like everyone's just kind of Silent it's like whoa what happened here dude wait
like whoa what happened here dude wait what are you talking about cuz you were
what are you talking about cuz you were like what is happening oh why just
don't did it did it oh oh I thought it froze for
oh I thought it froze for that's how you know open the cave gate
that's how you know open the cave gate that's how you know that's that's that's
that's how you know that's that's that's why you know you got to keep her John
why you know you got to keep her John yeah
yeah listen every time I play a video game
listen every time I play a video game you know I think I think hey I'm going
you know I think I think hey I'm going to have a good time I'm going to have a
to have a good time I'm going to have a good time playing this going to turn it
good time playing this going to turn it on you know maybe a little Escapist
on you know maybe a little Escapist entertainment whatever it it improves my
entertainment whatever it it improves my life I don't feel like this [ __ ] game
life I don't feel like this [ __ ] game is improving my life dude Aaron Aaron
is improving my life dude Aaron Aaron you're just not letting it in you know
you're just not letting it in you know in what they say you can't love a game
in what they say you can't love a game until you can love
until you can love yourself just kidding you're right John
yourself just kidding you're right John this game is just a bunch of baloney
this game is just a bunch of baloney booer
booer snatch it's bad layman's term I only I
snatch it's bad layman's term I only I think people who like this game really
think people who like this game really love
love themselves dude I remember I was we were
themselves dude I remember I was we were looking up like some stuff on how to
looking up like some stuff on how to beat this game and like there were some
beat this game and like there were some forums where someone was like I I bought
forums where someone was like I I bought Sonic 06 and I really got addicted to it
Sonic 06 and I really got addicted to it but I couldn't beat this one level and
but I couldn't beat this one level and it's like who in their right mind ever
it's like who in their right mind ever got addicted to like there's no way
got addicted to like there's no way anybody could I don't
anybody could I don't care oh oh
care oh oh oh oh okay I try to run into the thing
oh oh okay I try to run into the thing and I didn't run into the thing and then
and I didn't run into the thing and then it ran over
it ran over here do you think this Weir for
here do you think this Weir for everybody spectating I know dude
everybody spectating I know dude Knuckles is just like I whatever I'm
Knuckles is just like I whatever I'm waai Fu around Sonic's just like how
waai Fu around Sonic's just like how long do I stand Here tails is some
long do I stand Here tails is some secured that was incredible I got an S
secured that was incredible I got an S rank well at least you did that I got an
rank well at least you did that I got an extra 2,000 rank RS are the
extra 2,000 rank RS are the rangs wait are these are these used to
rangs wait are these are these used to purchase stuff I
purchase stuff I guess I like how we still don't
guess I like how we still don't know that's how you
know that's how you know we did purchase things earlier but
know we did purchase things earlier but there are no more things to purchase
there are no more things to purchase well I we couldn't find there simply
well I we couldn't find there simply anti-grav we couldn't we couldn't find
anti-grav we couldn't we couldn't find Jive mic store oh that's right well
Jive mic store oh that's right well actually I do think I have the dash you
actually I do think I have the dash you just have to do anti-grab in place you
just have to do anti-grab in place you just have to hit you have to hit Square
just have to hit you have to hit Square in place to do what to do dash dash
in place to do what to do dash dash bombb do Dash bomb wait when did you get
bombb do Dash bomb wait when did you get that I've always had it apparently oh
that I've always had it apparently oh see we just didn't know about it yeah oh
see we just didn't know about it yeah oh look at that it just makes it go even
look at that it just makes it go even faster and harder to
faster and harder to control even more harder to control yay
control even more harder to control yay a [ __ ] level oh okay okay okay white
a [ __ ] level oh okay okay okay white Acropolis infiltrate doc okay look at
Acropolis infiltrate doc okay look at this we're getting somewhere infiltrate
this we're getting somewhere infiltrate Dr eggman's face we've gone to a place
Dr eggman's face we've gone to a place we've done a thing we've accomplished
we've done a thing we've accomplished something don't forget to attach two
something don't forget to attach two squares with with a with a with a purple
squares with with a with a with a purple rubber band and you
rubber band and you will
slide oh follow me Set Me Free this game somehow has worse physics than Sonic
somehow has worse physics than Sonic Adventure 2 oh
Adventure 2 oh okay oh wo where those guys suicide is
okay oh wo where those guys suicide is it really hard to control oh I just
it really hard to control oh I just don't know where I'm going I like how
don't know where I'm going I like how the snowboard oh dude wow can we get a
the snowboard oh dude wow can we get a replay of
replay of that that was amazing
that that was amazing oh put some music in there
oh put some music in there oh oh are you are oh are you I'm trying
oh oh are you are oh are you I'm trying my best are you gming a little bit there
my best are you gming a little bit there I'm really trying hard you're just like
I'm really trying hard you're just like oh oh oh
oh oh oh I John what all right please please
I John what all right please please enjoy okay let's see let's oh
what what what what
what what a what
a what why
why let's go ahead and go uphill dude it'll be great why am I doing the
flips oh oh oh it's impossible to control this it's impossible he doesn't
control this it's impossible he doesn't go in the direction why am I doing back
go in the direction why am I doing back flips that is a front flip okay front
flips that is a front flip okay front flip fing idiot I wasn't I swear I was
flip fing idiot I wasn't I swear I was doing this without even pushing the
doing this without even pushing the button I I can't move okay here we go
button I I can't move okay here we go here we go I got the hang of
it okay a I didn't realize you wanted me to die
today oh there you go I think just you just lost it when he went
think just you just lost it when he went up
up hill with absolutely I I didn't think it
hill with absolutely I I didn't think it would do it because why would you why
would do it because why would you why would you have momentum going uphill I
would you have momentum going uphill I absolutely zero momentum it was just it
absolutely zero momentum it was just it was I guess it did start going a little
was I guess it did start going a little faster okay okay oh dude I wanted to
faster okay okay oh dude I wanted to know if you could ride out the level
know if you could ride out the level just by glitching on the top of the
just by glitching on the top of the thing oh I this is like how do you
thing oh I this is like how do you control this how do you control this
control this how do you control this don't shoot at
don't shoot at me okay I'm not I'm not messing around I
me okay I'm not I'm not messing around I don't oh I'm okay
don't oh I'm okay oh
okay don't shoot me they'll never get me up
up here
Hiding Place achieved okay oh God okay I'm not
achieved okay oh God okay I'm not playing I don't know how to move this
playing I don't know how to move this snowboard this is the hardest right
snowboard this is the hardest right you're not playing you're letting the
you're not playing you're letting the game play you the game's playing itself
game play you the game's playing itself Aaron dude okay I I I don't even I don't
Aaron dude okay I I I don't even I don't even stopping to enjoy the grass pads oh
even stopping to enjoy the grass pads oh God damn oh give give us a [ __ ] shot
God damn oh give give us a [ __ ] shot I don't know how to do this I love how
I don't know how to do this I love how you were just like freaking out and then
you were just like freaking out and then you handed it to me I was like oh that's
you handed it to me I was like oh that's how everything in this game happens
how everything in this game happens you're like how could you possibly be
you're like how could you possibly be [ __ ] up this B I
[ __ ] up this B I know what's with the [ __ ] flips that
know what's with the [ __ ] flips that you don't even push a button to do okay
you don't even push a button to do okay so do you just you just go by not
so do you just you just go by not holding up you just you're just going I
holding up you just you're just going I guess but when you turn it stops yes oh
guess but when you turn it stops yes oh I guess you do hold up no you have to
I guess you do hold up no you have to hold up you just no see he stops oh he
hold up you just no see he stops oh he [ __ ] stops for no reason oh o
[ __ ] stops for no reason oh o now you understand my little my noises
now you understand my little my noises yeah
yeah oh I I love how I just you touch that
oh I I love how I just you touch that and the [ __ ] whole thing falls down
and the [ __ ] whole thing falls down oh boy okay okay okay oh o okay I think
oh boy okay okay okay oh o okay I think we going wait white Acropolis dude hit
we going wait white Acropolis dude hit that hit that hit that it's funny when
that hit that hit that it's funny when it
it collapses oh God where am I going and
collapses oh God where am I going and why am I doing this and I know where am
why am I doing this and I know where am I headed and how this is an achievement
I headed and how this is an achievement how does it make you feel like you don't
how does it make you feel like you don't know where the [ __ ] you are waa I just
know where the [ __ ] you are waa I just did a little dangle dang across the two
did a little dangle dang across the two little balls it's so disoriented W oh oh
little balls it's so disoriented W oh oh dude it's just astounding to me Sonic
dude it's just astounding to me Sonic Adventure 2 had Sonic Adventure 2 had
Adventure 2 had Sonic Adventure 2 had amazing snowboard physics oh God yeah
amazing snowboard physics oh God yeah look at this [ __ ] a thing
look at this [ __ ] a thing is how do I get the Rings I can't get
is how do I get the Rings I can't get one I can't see them how am I supposed
one I can't see them how am I supposed to get them get get okay good I got
to get them get get okay good I got stuck in the floor oh
stuck in the floor oh oh God damn I can't jump I literally
oh God damn I can't jump I literally can't jump okay okay next time on
can't jump okay okay next time on game I'm sorry I just became Frankie mon
game I'm sorry I just became Frankie mon Frankie mun is from from Malcolm in the
Frankie mun is from from Malcolm in the Middle from Family Guy hey ho ho ho ho
Middle from Family Guy hey ho ho ho ho go go go go go go go Sonic Sonic uh oh
go go go go go go go Sonic Sonic uh oh why are you in such a hurry got to go
why are you in such a hurry got to go got to go you're you're tiny ass Sonic
got to go you're you're tiny ass Sonic body makes the the snowball stop it's
body makes the the snowball stop it's like oh D it stopped when it hit you
like oh D it stopped when it hit you like give you a chance I love here can
like give you a chance I love here can we just go back rewind to Aaron's laugh
we just go back rewind to Aaron's laugh during that was like oh you did it hey
during that was like oh you did it hey Shadow
Shadow Moses good
Moses good job you don't get a ring H what a
job you don't get a ring H what a victory screen it's like you did it
victory screen it's like you did it here's a
here's a tutorial let's play aon's laugh
tutorial let's play aon's laugh again stop why not why you in
again stop why not why you in embarrassed me what was that one episode
embarrassed me what was that one episode oh wait I think we lost that one where
oh wait I think we lost that one where you were making fun of my laugh which
you were making fun of my laugh which one I think it was the episode we lost
one I think it was the episode we lost which laugh where I was like I was like
which laugh where I was like I was like and you were
and you were like oh God I'm oh there's more oh God
like oh God I'm oh there's more oh God oh God there's more what is this Castle
oh God there's more what is this Castle Vania oh God there's more what about
Vania oh God there's more what about more I'm sorry I'm so sorry you have to
more I'm sorry I'm so sorry you have to play more okay don't name companies
play more okay don't name companies Playmore a company yeah SNK Playmore
Playmore a company yeah SNK Playmore yeah that's the one it's a Korean
yeah that's the one it's a Korean company that bought all the SNK licenses
company that bought all the SNK licenses and then they too went out of business
and then they too went out of business well they must love snacks which is cool
well they must love snacks which is cool cuz like maybe I should maybe I should
cuz like maybe I should maybe I should just like buy a character no I got it
just like buy a character no I got it SNK snacks I got it but seriously maybe
SNK snacks I got it but seriously maybe I honestly didn't expect you to get it
I honestly didn't expect you to get it cuz this is the dumbest joke ever made
cuz this is the dumbest joke ever made that's why I didn't laugh at it I did
that's why I didn't laugh at it I did get it what
get it what up you know what have you read The Ten
up you know what have you read The Ten Commandments uh yes one my favorite one
Commandments uh yes one my favorite one is don't dunk your Oreos sideways that
is don't dunk your Oreos sideways that shit'll get [ __ ]
[Laughter] up is this what we been to reduce to
up is this what we been to reduce to John what making fun of the
John what making fun of the Jews the juice yeah they're all under
Jews the juice yeah they're all under that Jesus [ __ ] apples orange
that Jesus [ __ ] apples orange cranberry dude okay I was just in New
cranberry dude okay I was just in New York City right and there was this I was
York City right and there was this I was in a taxi and they always play this the
in a taxi and they always play this the they always play Loops in the taxis of
they always play Loops in the taxis of like I don't know just random [ __ ]
like I don't know just random [ __ ] Bieber music no no it's like it'll be
Bieber music no no it's like it'll be like a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show
like a clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show or something like that and Jimmy Kimmel
or something like that and Jimmy Kimmel yeah I don't know like Late Night with
yeah I don't know like Late Night with Jimmy Fallon or whatever I don't know
Jimmy Fallon or whatever I don't know shows like that and there was something
shows like that and there was something of Steve Harvey The Steve Harvey Show is
of Steve Harvey The Steve Harvey Show is that his name the black kind of stalky
that his name the black kind of stalky guy he like a talk show or something
guy he like a talk show or something yeah I love the Steve Harvey Show do
yeah I love the Steve Harvey Show do really yeah well it's it's cool because
really yeah well it's it's cool because he he was a comedian well I mean he
he he was a comedian well I mean he still is but he was
still is but he was but he's doing a talk show yeah so the
but he's doing a talk show yeah so the whole time he just has this air of like
whole time he just has this air of like sarcasticness about himer Springer yeah
sarcasticness about himer Springer yeah yeah just like he knows everything that
yeah just like he knows everything that everybody says is utter [ __ ] and he
everybody says is utter [ __ ] and he like lets it show on his face oh that
like lets it show on his face oh that would explain this then that would
would explain this then that would explain this okay go on he's got this
explain this okay go on he's got this he's got this like this thing that
he's got this like this thing that like okay should be ACH some it's a
like okay should be ACH some it's a thing that like makes Vapor out of like
thing that like makes Vapor out of like something you put in it and then you can
something you put in it and then you can drink the vapor and you get the same
drink the vapor and you get the same taste of whatever it was but no calories
taste of whatever it was but no calories right so he's like you got your
right so he's like you got your cranberry juice you put it in here it
cranberry juice you put it in here it like Vapors up and he's like he drinks
like Vapors up and he's like he drinks he's like taste all the cranberry juice
he's like taste all the cranberry juice ain't got the
ain't got the calories it was so funny and anybody in
calories it was so funny and anybody in New York City seen that it was kind of
New York City seen that it was kind of wa I'm doing parkour who holy Jesus oh
wa I'm doing parkour who holy Jesus oh my God oh my
my God oh my God oh my Damien Prince can we can we
God oh my Damien Prince can we can we just can we just uh just enjoy this can
just can we just uh just enjoy this can we just have a moment of silence for
we just have a moment of silence for this yes okay game moment of silence
this yes okay game moment of silence beginning now okay it's
beginning now okay it's over oh
over oh wow
wow W standing around at the speed of
W standing around at the speed of diagonal got no other options only one
diagonal got no other options only one thing to do got no
thing to do got no gravity only one thing to do death
gravity only one thing to do death keeper oh no he's going to fall off oh
keeper oh no he's going to fall off oh no he's going to
no he's going to face soad all right now go find a
face soad all right now go find a [ __ ] switch give it to me oh okay
[ __ ] switch give it to me oh okay it's down there it's right there here I
it's down there it's right there here I touched the ball that makes it's right
touched the ball that makes it's right there what it's right there you just got
there what it's right there you just got it you have to get out now now you just
it you have to get out now now you just go you just go you get out and you
go you just go you get out and you go oh congratulations oh congratulations
go oh congratulations oh congratulations look at the spinny spinner
look at the spinny spinner ax dude don't don't make fun of my
ax dude don't don't make fun of my favorite DJ spinner EG is he the one
favorite DJ spinner EG is he the one that
that goes call 911 Pizza alert yeah that's my
goes call 911 Pizza alert yeah that's my favorite
favorite one what this is my favorite DJ Pizza
one what this is my favorite DJ Pizza alert yeah is that from something yeah
alert yeah is that from something yeah from DJ soja boy whatever the [ __ ] it
from DJ soja boy whatever the [ __ ] it was you were just talking about spinner
was you were just talking about spinner A is a Pokemon spinner egg dude don't
A is a Pokemon spinner egg dude don't [ __ ] bring Pokemon this this is
[ __ ] bring Pokemon this this is child's [ __ ] oh bretty bunch of kitty
child's [ __ ] oh bretty bunch of kitty games in this I was I was I was at
the I was at the airport yeah and I had a master ball pin on and then this kid
a master ball pin on and then this kid came up to me and he was like Hey and
came up to me and he was like Hey and and like I thought he recognized me and
and like I thought he recognized me and I was like oh God and then and then he
I was like oh God and then and then he was I say oh God because I was tired in
was I say oh God because I was tired in the airport I I was like I was like hey
the airport I I was like I was like hey Aaron because [ __ ] I was like I was I
Aaron because [ __ ] I was like I was I was it was like a 7-h hour layover and I
was it was like a 7-h hour layover and I was like oh missile 5 hours into it and
was like oh missile 5 hours into it and I was about to [ __ ] shoot myself and
I was about to [ __ ] shoot myself and then it was just like hey and I was like
then it was just like hey and I was like oh no but and then he was like where'd
oh no but and then he was like where'd you get your pin and I was like oh oh uh
you get your pin and I was like oh oh uh I I got it from somebody gave it to me
I I got it from somebody gave it to me and he was like oh cool I like your pin
and he was like oh cool I like your pin and like walked away and I was like a I
and like walked away and I was like a I wish you recognize
him no it just like made me feel good I was like a um dude did I ever tell you a
was like a um dude did I ever tell you a story of when we were in Disneyland and
story of when we were in Disneyland and that kid came up to me and Austin yeah
that kid came up to me and Austin yeah yeah did I ever tell on game gums I
yeah did I ever tell on game gums I don't think so it so [ __ ] cute there
don't think so it so [ __ ] cute there was this kid little kid at Disneyland he
was this kid little kid at Disneyland he was like maybe like eight or something
was like maybe like eight or something 10 uhuh and he walks up to xan who is
10 uhuh and he walks up to xan who is wearing the Oswald ears that we got from
wearing the Oswald ears that we got from where am I going why is this tail attack
where am I going why is this tail attack did you just fly over the laser wall yes
did you just fly over the laser wall yes I did why would they ever make this's
I did why would they ever make this's attack this makes as much sense as if
attack this makes as much sense as if [ __ ] this this this makes much [ __ ] I
[ __ ] this this this makes much [ __ ] I got nothing I was say something cliche
got nothing I was say something cliche like this makes as much sense as if link
like this makes as much sense as if link shot Ruby from his bow and
shot Ruby from his bow and arrow
well this is totally an high rate gamer joke I know like it's I didn't want to
joke I know like it's I didn't want to say it wow this makes this much
say it wow this makes this much sense this Mak it dang what were you
sense this Mak it dang what were you Sonic shot out coins yeah no yeah no
Sonic shot out coins yeah no yeah no seriously it's like it's like [ __ ]
seriously it's like it's like [ __ ] great great joke
great great joke yeah what the [ __ ] is this this makes as
yeah what the [ __ ] is this this makes as much sense as if Simon Belmont shot out
much sense as if Simon Belmont shot out Hearts who does he think he is Jesus who
Hearts who does he think he is Jesus who does he think he is heart suron I think
does he think he is heart suron I think that's actually a an AVGN joke what who
that's actually a an AVGN joke what who think is Jesus yeah where do I go and
think is Jesus yeah where do I go and why can't I shoot so many at once walk
why can't I shoot so many at once walk on water just like Jesus
on water just like Jesus Christ well that's when he does it
Christ well that's when he does it double standard oh here we go anyways
double standard oh here we go anyways the story was okay xan was wearing oh
the story was okay xan was wearing oh Zelda coin Zelda coin Zelda coin all
Zelda coin Zelda coin Zelda coin all right go Onin go on with your story
right go Onin go on with your story please what story the story about
please what story the story about getting recognized okay uh we were at
getting recognized okay uh we were at Disneyland and this kid walks up to xan
Disneyland and this kid walks up to xan he's wearing the Oswald ears they're
he's wearing the Oswald ears they're like from like from Epic Mickey or
like from like from Epic Mickey or whatever we got them at E3 at the time
whatever we got them at E3 at the time you couldn't get them anywhere else they
you couldn't get them anywhere else they were E3 exclusives this kid walks up to
were E3 exclusives this kid walks up to Zan and goes excuse me where did you get
Zan and goes excuse me where did you get those Oswald ears and xan's like oh we
those Oswald ears and xan's like oh we just got them an E3 and he's like okay
just got them an E3 and he's like okay thanks and he slowly looks up he looks
thanks and he slowly looks up he looks up up at I forget who first so looks up
up up at I forget who first so looks up at Austin and goes PBG and he looks at
at Austin and goes PBG and he looks at me and goes
me and goes Chron it was so
Chron it was so cute it was so cute you had to see the
cute it was so cute you had to see the expression on his face it was like it
expression on his face it was like it was like just like dumbfounded look of
was like just like dumbfounded look of what yeah I don't think he was even like
what yeah I don't think he was even like necessarily insanely excited to see us
necessarily insanely excited to see us he was just like it was just like he was
he was just like it was just like he was discovering something for the first time
discovering something for the first time tbg John Tron it was like as it was like
tbg John Tron it was like as it was like as exaggerated as I'm saying oh and then
as exaggerated as I'm saying oh and then we took a picture with him and then I
we took a picture with him and then I told him to post on our Facebook or
told him to post on our Facebook or something did you touch him um that's a
something did you touch him um that's a loaded question that's a load of D you
loaded question that's a load of D you got that D's got like six ons on it you
got that D's got like six ons on it you know what I'm saying that get in trouble
know what I'm saying that get in trouble get in trouble with the DM dungeon
get in trouble with the DM dungeon master I don't want to touch that
dice you know John there are often times where I've
John there are often times where I've considered you my friend this not being
considered you my friend this not being one this isn't one of those
one this isn't one of those times what I do that the Aaron nudge you
times what I do that the Aaron nudge you just look at me like stop stop nudging
just look at me like stop stop nudging don't you dare touch me anymore only one
don't you dare touch me anymore only one only one here can nudge me [ __ ] dare
only one here can nudge me [ __ ] dare touch me dude if you [ __ ] touch me
touch me dude if you [ __ ] touch me again we're [ __ ] through dude you
again we're [ __ ] through dude you know the best part of white Acropolis is
know the best part of white Acropolis is uh uh that it's white and also that it's
uh uh that it's white and also that it's an acropolis well I would I would wager
an acropolis well I would I would wager to
to say that I truly like how it looks like
say that I truly like how it looks like every snow level ever to exist I would
every snow level ever to exist I would wager to say that I I even know what an
wager to say that I I even know what an acropolis is Acropolis is a like a
acropolis is Acropolis is a like a raised hilly area I believe
raised hilly area I believe um I I once went to an
um I I once went to an acropolis now that I give you the
acropolis now that I give you the definition you're like oh yes I have
definition you're like oh yes I have once been to an acropolis no no no I
once been to an acropolis no no no I went there with my uh my dad uh he shot
went there with my uh my dad uh he shot a
a goat and then was he just being a dick
goat and then was he just being a dick and no it was it was it was an area was
and no it was it was it was an area was it in self-de fence it was in an area
it in self-de fence it was in an area specifically made for goat shooting why
specifically made for goat shooting why would you ever and uh Then I then I took
would you ever and uh Then I then I took a bath and I went home in the goat's
a bath and I went home in the goat's blood I hope no it was nearby the goat's
blood I hope no it was nearby the goat's blood though it wasn't directly related
blood though it wasn't directly related by the way I'm
lying [ __ ] off none of none of this story is from
off none of none of this story is from tampon Florida I don't know the [ __ ]
tampon Florida I don't know the [ __ ] that goes on
there you guys just all vote for George Bush weird that's all you
Bush weird that's all you guys oh yeah you know vote for George
guys oh yeah you know vote for George Bush
Bush weird
weird 2014 a Florida
2014 a Florida Tradition now now I know my last name is
Tradition now now I know my last name is weird what literally it's weird what are
weird what literally it's weird what are you talking George Bush
you talking George Bush weird next
weird next time thanks SAR thanks for watching my
time thanks SAR thanks for watching my [ __ ]
[ __ ] left hey I'm going to play this time
left hey I'm going to play this time thanks for like knocking my hand aside
thanks for like knocking my hand aside reaching into my peen
reaching into my peen [Laughter]
Zone approaching the pen Zone Penzone approaching okay um excuse
Zone Penzone approaching okay um excuse me what um uh John please if you could
me what um uh John please if you could help me out for just a second For What
help me out for just a second For What on your what am I [ __ ] doing why are
on your what am I [ __ ] doing why are there trees appearing in front of me as
there trees appearing in front of me as if they're magic well you see why are
if they're magic well you see why are there rocks and things that's a
there rocks and things that's a statement to the impermanence of all
statement to the impermanence of all Life John please please answer me
Life John please please answer me something these boxes why were they here
something these boxes why were they here this plateau and a bumper why is it here
this plateau and a bumper why is it here well Aaron why do I have nothing to do
well Aaron why do I have nothing to do in this level you see the great designer
in this level you see the great designer the one who of us all are look I just
the one who of us all are look I just fell look I just fell Our Lives you
fell look I just fell Our Lives you really want us to go
really want us to go back in time no don't this isn't a joke
back in time no don't this isn't a joke not everything's a joke all the time I
not everything's a joke all the time I got to get some
rings Aaron suddenly realizes sh's right I got to get my life back on track
right I got to get my life back on track how am I going to get through college if
how am I going to get through college if I don't have rings dude I'm going to be
I don't have rings dude I'm going to be in ring dead they're going to come
in ring dead they're going to come around they're going to they're going to
around they're going to they're going to come around and be like yo you owe your
come around and be like yo you owe your [ __ ] alimony of rings for your ring
[ __ ] alimony of rings for your ring kid and I'm like I don't know I don't
kid and I'm like I don't know I don't got any going to have to resort to
got any going to have to resort to selling light chips on the [ __ ]
selling light chips on the [ __ ] Corner daddy who was on the phone
Corner daddy who was on the phone nothing ring kid big ring
nothing ring kid big ring kit oh boy nothing no no it was nobody
kit oh boy nothing no no it was nobody nobody this is slight te in his eye it
nobody this is slight te in his eye it was no one R it no why are you crying
was no one R it no why are you crying Daddy Daddy has to go give a light blow
Daddy Daddy has to go give a light blow job I might I might uh I might have to
job I might I might uh I might have to owe somebody a lot of money I might do
owe somebody a lot of money I might do you want some do you want my piggy bank
you want some do you want my piggy bank no
son that's the moment where he finally snaps no son the [ __ ] G don't need
snaps no son the [ __ ] G don't need your piggy
your piggy b o no
b o no oh
oh dude the Mobsters come to get his money
dude the Mobsters come to get his money we're here to collect please you don't
we're here to collect please you don't understand I've got a ring kid to feed
understand I've got a ring kid to feed they [ __ ] hit him the Rings come out
they [ __ ] hit him the Rings come out of him they collect they run they run in
of him they collect they run they run in like a jagged circle around the like
like a jagged circle around the like things a jaged because they can't
things a jaged because they can't exactly get the right trajectory so they
exactly get the right trajectory so they have to Circle a couple times they miss
have to Circle a couple times they miss like two that's how it is they have to
like two that's how it is they have to Circle again like and then he's just
Circle again like and then he's just like no you understand one more strike
like no you understand one more strike and I'm out guys one more strike and I'm
and I'm out guys one more strike and I'm out like should have dotted at before
out like should have dotted at before you came to the should have thought of
you came to the should have thought of that before you had sex with the ring
that before you had sex with the ring Lord that's how you made a ring
Lord that's how you made a ring kid what does this turn to Lord of the
kid what does this turn to Lord of the Rings he
Rings he cross-pollinated he just get all
cross-pollinated he just get all technical instead of dramatic just
technical instead of dramatic just shouldn't had sex with a ring Lord
shouldn't had sex with a ring Lord that's how you had a ring kid you
that's how you had a ring kid you cross-pollinated the juices became
cross-pollinated the juices became entangled your ring chromosomes like
entangled your ring chromosomes like those [ __ ] glowy
those [ __ ] glowy snails have you ever seen those snails
snails have you ever seen those snails that when they have sex they they spiral
that when they have sex they they spiral up and then they glow they like [ __ ]
up and then they glow they like [ __ ] like mucus around from a tree and become
like mucus around from a tree and become disgusting and they and they glow blue
disgusting and they and they glow blue dude I bet they're having a time of day
dude I bet they're having a time of day lives yeah apparently when animals have
lives yeah apparently when animals have sex though they don't enjoy it really
sex though they don't enjoy it really they must we're the only animals that
they must we're the only animals that have have sex for fun us and dolphins
have have sex for fun us and dolphins are the only animals that probably a few
are the only animals that probably a few more I think bonobos do bonobos some
more I think bonobos do bonobos some Apes I have bonobo
question [ __ ] stop hurting me dude not hurting
[ __ ] stop hurting me dude not hurting emotionally and physically I don't know
emotionally and physically I don't know I don't think that's true is that where
I don't think that's true is that where oh animals have sex for fun is that whoa
oh animals have sex for fun is that whoa okay here we go follow you hey look the
okay here we go follow you hey look the Sparkles parles jump me and we will go
Sparkles parles jump me and we will go to oh is this is is this actually where
to oh is this is is this actually where you're supposed to go oh
you're supposed to go oh walking walking sideways up down all
walking walking sideways up down all around up down all around round jump to
around up down all around round jump to the floor now here I am oh okay the end
the floor now here I am oh okay the end of the level I did it don't you love how
of the level I did it don't you love how in okay in the old games that that like
in okay in the old games that that like end of the level signifier would just
end of the level signifier would just you know it comes by real quick and it's
you know it comes by real quick and it's like Shing and you're like oh cool beat
like Shing and you're like oh cool beat the level here it's just like oh giant
the level here it's just like oh giant glowing ring that's clearly out of place
glowing ring that's clearly out of place I have to go touch it slowly to beat the
I have to go touch it slowly to beat the level and I stand there and I'm like and
level and I stand there and I'm like and I'm like here's my finger like Sonic
I'm like here's my finger like Sonic they're going to still the bad guys are
they're going to still the bad guys are still chasing you with guns run he's
still chasing you with guns run he's like look up
sweet sweet one there's our Lord and savior up there
one there's our Lord and savior up there in the sky he's looking after me you
in the sky he's looking after me you know who I you know who I owe this B
know who I you know who I owe this B grade to he
grade to he gu he he be great overwrite that saved
gu he he be great overwrite that saved data you know I I'm really grateful for
data you know I I'm really grateful for this bee that I've got this bee that
this bee that I've got this bee that I've earned and he goes home to his
I've earned and he goes home to his sonic dad and Sonic dad dad what does
sonic dad and Sonic dad dad what does this [ __ ] be [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry
this [ __ ] be [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry Dad I tried my best what does this be
Dad I tried my best what does this be [Laughter]
[Laughter] ow oh my God he looks
ow oh my God he looks reallying like they're still cartooning
reallying like they're still cartooning and robotnik's like I'm normal Robotnik
and robotnik's like I'm normal Robotnik look dude he looks like [ __ ] Ben
look dude he looks like [ __ ] Ben Kingsley he has he actually has
Kingsley he has he actually has follicles for his beard look at
follicles for his beard look at him wait Sonic is kind of furry too they
him wait Sonic is kind of furry too they all both are got a texture but he's
all both are got a texture but he's still a [ __ ] cartoon character this
still a [ __ ] cartoon character this guy's like a real human dude look a
guy's like a real human dude look a [ __ ] like crustacean face over here
[ __ ] like crustacean face over here you mean octopus yeah it's just a
you mean octopus yeah it's just a [ __ ] like seapod
yeah searo no seapod like no don't like a searo face on a crab like I'm going to
a searo face on a crab like I'm going to get you you know what a seapod is I get
get you you know what a seapod is I get it separo on a crab is funny but you not
it separo on a crab is funny but you not know what a sopot I don't obviously
know what a sopot I don't obviously because I'm making a joke I think a seop
because I'm making a joke I think a seop that's a shiny ass [ __ ] mustache dude
that's a shiny ass [ __ ] mustache dude look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] sve panene you
look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] sve panene you think so yeah he's look at you can see
think so yeah he's look at you can see like his eyes you can see his real eyes
like his eyes you can see his real eyes God you can see his real eyes it's the
God you can see his real eyes it's the only game where you can see them huh oh
only game where you can see them huh oh God Ah that's unsettling he has like
God Ah that's unsettling he has like real glasses on wait what is it what
real glasses on wait what is it what business does he even have with this and
business does he even have with this and why does he have poor yellow nipples
why does he have poor yellow nipples that spew some sort of uh milk uh
that spew some sort of uh milk uh tea they spew coffee spew or dispense
tea they spew coffee spew or dispense spew Justa just
spew Justa just occasionally
occasionally yeah look he's even got like thin ass
yeah look he's even got like thin ass legs too yeah his look at his torso high
legs too yeah his look at his torso high up as [ __ ] just been teleported to my
up as [ __ ] just been teleported to my glorious no you know he's
glorious no you know he's boning not her he wouldn't do that no I
boning not her he wouldn't do that no I think he's got more respect than does he
think he's got more respect than does he have big ass hands what my machine needs
have big ass hands what my machine needs in order to bone in his hands probably
in order to bone in his hands probably yeah dude imagine the tricks you can do
yeah dude imagine the tricks you can do crot it just looks like a real fat
crot it just looks like a real fat dude's crot yeah but it's weird cuz he's
dude's crot yeah but it's weird cuz he's not fat like face wise oh yeah he's not
[Music] prin look at this [ __ ] phallic ass
prin look at this [ __ ] phallic ass like yeah raping her head skull
like yeah raping her head skull wrap he looks like a little cat like a
wrap he looks like a little cat like a little whiskers I want this to be done
little whiskers I want this to be done with okay well I can hit start and skip
with okay well I can hit start and skip it I think you might should do that
it I think you might should do that because I'm sick of looking at large
because I'm sick of looking at large giant
giant octopi there are multiple in the scene
octopi there are multiple in the scene good side which side is that Dr Robotnik
good side which side is that Dr Robotnik because as far as I can see every side
because as far as I can see every side of you is bad yeah every side of you is
of you is bad yeah every side of you is slightly lumpy Andor covered in Golden
slightly lumpy Andor covered in Golden nipples Andor so the only part that's
nipples Andor so the only part that's covered to Golden nipples is also
covered to Golden nipples is also lumpy
lumpy ah oh now we're
ah oh now we're loading oh no what the [ __ ] is it just
loading oh no what the [ __ ] is it just these Knuckles Knuckles is literally
these Knuckles Knuckles is literally dead his he broke his spine on impact
dead his he broke his spine on impact his skull was crushed oh no it hurt a
his skull was crushed oh no it hurt a little bit I feel dizzy oh yes dizzy
little bit I feel dizzy oh yes dizzy when I fall from 50,000 ft I also get a
when I fall from 50,000 ft I also get a bit
bit winded o o I got take a breather after
winded o o I got take a breather after that oh look who's here didn't There
that oh look who's here didn't There Goes My Water oh it's BL
Goes My Water oh it's BL rou rou R it's also shadow shadow are
rou rou R it's also shadow shadow are they bad guys yeah well they yeah but
they bad guys yeah well they yeah but not really who's even a good or bad guy
not really who's even a good or bad guy in the [ __ ] ambivalence towards good
in the [ __ ] ambivalence towards good and evil is the [ __ ] theme of these
and evil is the [ __ ] theme of these games this ambivalence mean again you
games this ambivalence mean again you fight silver as a bad guy and then
fight silver as a bad guy and then suddenly you can play as him it's like
suddenly you can play as him it's like oh well he wasn't that [ __ ] bad I
oh well he wasn't that [ __ ] bad I guess I know well he must have been
guess I know well he must have been pretty easy to turn morally also are we
pretty easy to turn morally also are we in Inception right now uh no it it um
in Inception right now uh no it it um that an actual Inception joke not a
that an actual Inception joke not a [ __ ] oh it's a Sonic within a Sonic
[ __ ] oh it's a Sonic within a Sonic Sonic setion
Sonic setion have you not been to my [ __ ] Tumblr
have you not been to my [ __ ] Tumblr or something where all I do is post
or something where all I do is post Inception jokes all day long I mean
Inception jokes all day long I mean they're really unique what are you
they're really unique what are you trying to say I you see I got a picture
trying to say I you see I got a picture and I take a picture of the picture
and I take a picture of the picture picture and a picture it's Inception I'm
picture and a picture it's Inception I'm just saying the next time somebody
just saying the next time somebody somebody says that [ __ ] to me I'm going
somebody says that [ __ ] to me I'm going to [ __ ] punch him in the face dude
to [ __ ] punch him in the face dude look it's a marble in a Marble Marble
look it's a marble in a Marble Marble setion like because oh in [ __ ]
setion like because oh in [ __ ] Inception because they're in a Dream
Inception because they're in a Dream Within A Dream It's dreamception yeah
Within A Dream It's dreamception yeah [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you Aaron have you had your camomile te this
Aaron have you had your camomile te this day because you seem to be a little on
day because you seem to be a little on edge I could give you that's like when
edge I could give you that's like when people are like that's when people keep
people are like that's when people keep going a no that's cuz like when people
going a no that's cuz like when people are like I'm a chocaholic it's like oh
are like I'm a chocaholic it's like oh you're addicted to
you're addicted to chocol [ __ ]
you wow Aon I think you might have a few
wow Aon I think you might have a few unresolved issues that you need to take
unresolved issues that you need to take care of also I'm on an unrefined plank
care of also I'm on an unrefined plank of metal
of metal [Laughter]
[Laughter] dude Sonic just like this will work how
dude Sonic just like this will work how did you jump got to go fast is but this
did you jump got to go fast is but this rust and it'll slow down how did you
rust and it'll slow down how did you jump how did you jump at the end you
jump how did you jump at the end you didn't jump how did you jump
didn't jump how did you jump X you know oh you hold it and then
X you know oh you hold it and then release it yeah it's like any snowb game
release it yeah it's like any snowb game I [ __ ] oh okay that's like legit like
I [ __ ] oh okay that's like legit like any snowboard game just like all of the
any snowboard game just like all of the snowboard games I've played oh my God
snowboard games I've played oh my God you must have played one in your day
you must have played one in your day never except for snowboards kids that
never except for snowboards kids that one time well that's the the one you
one time well that's the the one you played why would I want to play a
played why would I want to play a snowboard game I don't snowboard place
snowboard game I don't snowboard place that car in a very cinematic location
that car in a very cinematic location you know often I am a blue Hedgehog
you know often I am a blue Hedgehog therefore I like to play Blue Hedgehog
therefore I like to play Blue Hedgehog games it dude it's funny they put this
games it dude it's funny they put this level in uh Sonic Generations cuz they
level in uh Sonic Generations cuz they put like one game from every 3D Sonic
put like one game from every 3D Sonic and one level from every 3D Sonic and it
and one level from every 3D Sonic and it was just like I I swear I just like
was just like I I swear I just like looking at it I'm like you guys didn't
looking at it I'm like you guys didn't have to you could have just redcon it
have to you could have just redcon it this is this is probably the most
this is this is probably the most imaginative level I think yeah it's the
imaginative level I think yeah it's the coolest level probably it's why they
coolest level probably it's why they picked it it it it almost
picked it it it it almost Works although I don't don't think you
Works although I don't don't think you were on a skateboard oh me did I mention
were on a skateboard oh me did I mention almost almost Ed J probably works with
almost almost Ed J probably works with the better Sonic Generations engine next
the better Sonic Generations engine next time on Game Grumps we're just going to
time on Game Grumps we're just going to turn off Sonic Generations see if you
turn off Sonic Generations see if you can't tell wow falling text next time on
can't tell wow falling text next time on Game Grumps now time on Game Grumps I'm
Game Grumps now time on Game Grumps I'm going to
continue I didn't uh get to say anything what did you say nothing what did you
what did you say nothing what did you what did you want to say and giv you
what did you want to say and giv you your moment
your moment now I this looks like New York City I
now I this looks like New York City I have New York City on the brain cuz I
have New York City on the brain cuz I was just there earlier [ __ ] today
was just there earlier [ __ ] today this is your brain huh this is your
this is your brain huh this is your brain on New York City look at that City
brain on New York City look at that City it must be New York well I saw falling
it must be New York well I saw falling taxi and it looks like New York so oh
taxi and it looks like New York so oh because Los Angeles doesn't have taxis
because Los Angeles doesn't have taxis Philadelphia definitely doesn't have
Philadelphia definitely doesn't have taxis well they don't have buildings
taxis well they don't have buildings like this um
like this um what like the B Big Blocks full of
what like the B Big Blocks full of buildings you mean mean a building of
buildings you mean mean a building of which many cities have which defines
which many cities have which defines them as cities not in this
them as cities not in this concentration
concentration oh I'm serious no I wasn't owing you I
oh I'm serious no I wasn't owing you I was owing the fact that apparently I
was owing the fact that apparently I died oh you died I thought it was just
died oh you died I thought it was just like it just like it just like wide
like it just like it just like wide angled me it was like all right bye
angled me it was like all right bye Sonic look how many taxis and look how
Sonic look how many taxis and look how many buildings and how concentrated and
many buildings and how concentrated and how tall it is reminiscent of New York
how tall it is reminiscent of New York [ __ ]
[ __ ] City I'm assuming it's supposed to be
City I'm assuming it's supposed to be like that okay can I go now give me this
like that okay can I go now give me this [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass Master
[ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] ass Master can't do it I can't do it follow me
can't do it I can't do it follow me you're and because New York City towers
you're and because New York City towers are that tall like these are [ __ ]
are that tall like these are [ __ ] fantasy Towers they actually are pretty
fantasy Towers they actually are pretty much this tall you're tall they actually
much this tall you're tall they actually are This Tall maybe we're in Dubai then
are This Tall maybe we're in Dubai then tallest tower the world what the I
tallest tower the world what the I [ __ ] up can we can you just go back
[ __ ] up can we can you just go back like hopefully hopefully you can just go
like hopefully hopefully you can just go back oh boy is it auto save might have
back oh boy is it auto save might have to do a bit of a speed up baby is it
to do a bit of a speed up baby is it auto save okay cool we did it it's here
auto save okay cool we did it it's here we're here everyone's here they're not
we're here everyone's here they're not this tall but they're tall having a
this tall but they're tall having a scary City scary City scary City don't
scary City scary City scary City don't mention scary SC next happy Halloween
mention scary SC next happy Halloween happy
happy Halloween by the time this airs it'll
Halloween by the time this airs it'll probably be next Halloween she's in
probably be next Halloween she's in denials look I gave an I gave a m this
denials look I gave an I gave a m this just looks like any other [ __ ] it
just looks like any other [ __ ] it looks very New York esque come on okay
looks very New York esque come on okay okay okay any people out there who are
okay okay any people out there who are from New York City does this is this not
from New York City does this is this not reminiscent of New York in some ways it
reminiscent of New York in some ways it has a very New York look to it you ever
has a very New York look to it you ever see that Maddox article about [ __ ]
see that Maddox article about [ __ ] New York no what about how everyone's
New York no what about how everyone's like New York is the best it's the best
like New York is the best it's the best and then it was like it's so much
and then it was like it's so much different than other cities and he's
different than other cities and he's like oh yeah here and he he had like
like oh yeah here and he he had like four pictures of like four different
four pictures of like four different cities he was like tell me which one's
cities he was like tell me which one's New York and they all look exactly the
New York and they all look exactly the same I don't know it's a feel when
same I don't know it's a feel when you're there you got to
you're there you got to go it's very different from any other
go it's very different from any other City I've been
City I've been to I mean it has similar qualities it's
to I mean it has similar qualities it's a [ __ ] City I think cities have very
a [ __ ] City I think cities have very small little qualities actually what
small little qualities actually what there's buildings you have to go there
there's buildings you have to go there before you can make this deliberation oh
before you can make this deliberation oh trust me it's very polluted I'm not
trust me it's very polluted I'm not saying it's
saying it's not it's I won't go there okay fine no I
not it's I won't go there okay fine no I was going to say it's not like oh it's
was going to say it's not like oh it's like the [ __ ] Oh I thought you meant
like the [ __ ] Oh I thought you meant you weren't going to go to New York City
you weren't going to go to New York City Elementary School oh my God oh God oh
Elementary School oh my God oh God oh God oh God yeah put some Fanfare or
God oh God yeah put some Fanfare or something I don't [ __ ]
[Music] care
care no no more of that [ __ ] night wish
no no more of that [ __ ] night wish garbage it's not night wish sick of that
garbage it's not night wish sick of that it's not night
it's not night wish why you stealing from continue
wish why you stealing from continue stupid why you stealing from
stupid why you stealing from youtube.com/ show
youtube.com/ show no why would I ever steal from those
no why would I ever steal from those from those those men those beautiful
from those those men those beautiful handsome men I did that last time seems
handsome men I did that last time seems to be unavoidable I love how you just
to be unavoidable I love how you just keep going yeah I know I I love how the
keep going yeah I know I I love how the indication that you've lost is that you
indication that you've lost is that you keep proceeding to play the
keep proceeding to play the level the whole City's on fire I think
level the whole City's on fire I think you got a few more problems than that I
you got a few more problems than that I you know what I'd love to play this in
you know what I'd love to play this in Sonic Generations and see how they fixed
Sonic Generations and see how they fixed it uh you don't have the board I don't
it uh you don't have the board I don't think really yeah
think really yeah could be wrong but I just played it give
could be wrong but I just played it give them out
them out who come on guys chill i' be happy to
who come on guys chill i' be happy to die for a taste of what
die for a taste of what Angel someone live for someone say I
Angel someone live for someone say I love
love you
you ohy but not a threeway Street how can
ohy but not a threeway Street how can you find you don't love yourself I
you find you don't love yourself I should know you all said you'd be cool
should know you all said you'd be cool today so please for my sake can't
today so please for my sake can't believe he's
believe he's G believe going I can't believe this
G believe going I can't believe this family Must
family Must Die Angel helped us believe
Die Angel helped us believe it I can't believe you
it I can't believe you disagree I can't
disagree I can't believe oh what a crisis it's what a
believe oh what a crisis it's what a crisis yeah seriously I'm in a state of
crisis yeah seriously I'm in a state of Crisis
Crisis like like it's just it's it's
like like it's just it's it's unsalvageable you think at this point
unsalvageable you think at this point they just stop yeah I know it's it's all
they just stop yeah I know it's it's all it's all dug up and oh the city it's
it's all dug up and oh the city it's just it's just it's gone just just
just it's just it's gone just just leave I mean this isn't Crisis City this
leave I mean this isn't Crisis City this is post Crisis City I think what it
is post Crisis City I think what it dropped I wasn't even playing yet oh you
dropped I wasn't even playing yet oh you know the lava part of the city no I
know the lava part of the city no I wasn't even playing I think that's
wasn't even playing I think that's reminiscent of New York shut up I knew
reminiscent of New York shut up I knew you were going to I knew you were going
you were going to I knew you were going okay okay I mean yeah okay it it's it
okay okay I mean yeah okay it it's it could be reminiscent of other cities as
could be reminiscent of other cities as well but I just got to New York maybe
well but I just got to New York maybe it's cuz I was there earlier in the
it's cuz I was there earlier in the [ __ ] day but it looks a bit like I
[ __ ] day but it looks a bit like I don't know it's the it's the
don't know it's the it's the architecture and the density of tall
architecture and the density of tall buildings and the taxis that reminded me
buildings and the taxis that reminded me of it anybody [ __ ] it whatever I just
of it anybody [ __ ] it whatever I just want to prove I'm wrong the only reason
want to prove I'm wrong the only reason I'm
here the only reason you're here is to prove me wrong pretty much
prove me wrong pretty much woo flying through New York City it's
woo flying through New York City it's it's like yeah like this [ __ ] looks like
it's like yeah like this [ __ ] looks like very it also looks like Philadelphia and
very it also looks like Philadelphia and I was also in Philly this weekend and
I was also in Philly this weekend and Philadelphia does not look like this
Philadelphia does not look like this this is not what Philadelphia looks like
this is not what Philadelphia looks like at all which part of Philly have you
at all which part of Philly have you been in Philly yeah went to West uh we
been in Philly yeah went to West uh we were in South Philly and then also
were in South Philly and then also Philly Philly Old Town central Philly
Philly Philly Old Town central Philly central Philly looks a bit like this
central Philly looks a bit like this maybe m but not this big you ever been
maybe m but not this big you ever been in Minneapolis no
in Minneapolis no actually just saying there's quite a few
actually just saying there's quite a few cities in the world I know is
cities in the world I know is Minneapolis like this let's go to Dubai
Minneapolis like this let's go to Dubai uh no why not you can hit square and
uh no why not you can hit square and you'll follow ring paths oh Dubai is
you'll follow ring paths oh Dubai is wouldn't that be like insanely expensive
wouldn't that be like insanely expensive it's a rich ass City yeah everyone's
it's a rich ass City yeah everyone's poor except for the people who build
poor except for the people who build towers strange Place yeah seriously I
towers strange Place yeah seriously I want to go to Tokyo
want to go to Tokyo in Du yeah me too in Dubai they
um oh what do they do oh yeah they were going to build like a a an island system
going to build like a a an island system that was the continents like every
that was the continents like every island was all of the continents where
island was all of the continents where am I going yeah but they but they
am I going yeah but they but they literally ran out of money and now
literally ran out of money and now they're sinking the Island's on Dubai
they're sinking the Island's on Dubai yeah wait you mean when they were making
yeah wait you mean when they were making the they were being they were building
the they were being they were building man-made Island yeah yeah Oh I thought
man-made Island yeah yeah Oh I thought they stopped it were yeah they because
they stopped it were yeah they because they ran out of
they ran out of money it was it was just so it was such
money it was it was just so it was such a [ __ ] luxury like billions of
a [ __ ] luxury like billions of dollars just to build these fake islands
dollars just to build these fake islands and now they're just sinking they're
and now they're just sinking they're just gone now dude that's
just gone now dude that's that's don't you love that when when
that's don't you love that when when reality sets in in situations like this
reality sets in in situations like this it's like oh wait we cannot over
it's like oh wait we cannot over indulgently [ __ ] with
indulgently [ __ ] with everything need to get that was very
everything need to get that was very badly phrased while I'm playing sonic
badly phrased while I'm playing sonic get do you want me to oh oh okay on the
get do you want me to oh oh okay on the topic of New York City cuz I just want
topic of New York City cuz I just want to say this mhm [ __ ] you know
to say this mhm [ __ ] you know what really was surp I told you this
what really was surp I told you this already but I'm telling them now cuz I'd
already but I'm telling them now cuz I'd never been to Ground Zero oh yeah I went
never been to Ground Zero oh yeah I went there surprisingly not only it was I was
there surprisingly not only it was I was infected a little bit I was like oh
infected a little bit I was like oh that's where it all happened you know
that's where it all happened you know like I don't know it was kind of like a
like I don't know it was kind of like a bit of like one of those experiences
bit of like one of those experiences where just like wow but then the [ __ ]
where just like wow but then the [ __ ] Freedom Towers or Tower I don't know the
Freedom Towers or Tower I don't know the really tall one they're building in the
really tall one they're building in the [ __ ] the tall one that they're building
[ __ ] the tall one that they're building in its place holy [ __ ] that is a tall
in its place holy [ __ ] that is a tall tower I think it's the tallest in the
tower I think it's the tallest in the it's or it's going to be the tallest in
it's or it's going to be the tallest in the US it's almost done D it's 1776 feet
the US it's almost done D it's 1776 feet high I believe
high I believe wa that's that's uh Dubai is the biggest
wa that's that's uh Dubai is the biggest tower yeah in the world in the world
tower yeah in the world in the world maybe but in the US I think this is the
maybe but in the US I think this is the tallest tower I think they're building
tallest tower I think they're building one taller in Dubai now probably du it's
one taller in Dubai now probably du it's ridiculous over there sometimes I wonder
ridiculous over there sometimes I wonder why they don't just like build it really
why they don't just like build it really really really high like is it is it a is
really really high like is it is it a is it a engineering feat reason
it a engineering feat reason well money and
well money and Engineering how am I supposed to get
Engineering how am I supposed to get those rings I couldn't even see what
those rings I couldn't even see what [ __ ] angle I was approaching them at
[ __ ] angle I was approaching them at did you see that what it was the a row
did you see that what it was the a row of rings but like the camera was just
of rings but like the camera was just like there's Rings here but you don't
like there's Rings here but you don't know where the [ __ ] they are relative to
know where the [ __ ] they are relative to you and then also I just walked on that
you and then also I just walked on that ball check out those um them balls what
ball check out those um them balls what is this Mario Galaxy yeah I know right
is this Mario Galaxy yeah I know right dude Sonic 06 is one step ahead even
dude Sonic 06 is one step ahead even though I think Mario Galaxy was 2006
though I think Mario Galaxy was 2006 wasn't it or no was it7 wait so Mario
wasn't it or no was it7 wait so Mario Galaxy came out before this no I don't
Galaxy came out before this no I don't think it
did it actually might have wait wait wait wait the Wii came out in 2006 right
wait wait the Wii came out in 2006 right I don't [ __ ] know
I don't [ __ ] know yeah I just got a on man apparently
yeah I just got a on man apparently oh I guess I'll just let the game do its
oh I guess I'll just let the game do its thing oh jeezz Sonic Adventure 2 had
thing oh jeezz Sonic Adventure 2 had cool Sonic levels oh oh all right God
cool Sonic levels oh oh all right God the loading is beautiful load it load it
the loading is beautiful load it load it we're loading next time on game gra hey
we're loading next time on game gra hey all right let me just mark it with my
all right let me just mark it with my Sharpie eat a dick later today obnoxious
Sharpie eat a dick later today obnoxious eat a
eat a dick I'm going to write it three times
dick I'm going to write it three times watch out Cyclone watch out Cyclone
watch out Cyclone watch out Cyclone watch
watch don't [ __ ] die like you always do remember how once we had
do remember how once we had Integrity um I don't know what what
Integrity um I don't know what what you're talking about you're right I
you're talking about you're right I never had that [ __ ] all
never had that [ __ ] all right cuz you do you want to hit that
right cuz you do you want to hit that all right there we go I don't think it's
all right there we go I don't think it's attractive either so what I didn't want
attractive either so what I didn't want to hit
to hit it I didn't want to hit that what can
it I didn't want to hit that what can you just hand it over did you hand it
you just hand it over did you hand it over let a pro play this game it's a pro
over let a pro play this game it's a pro play when I replayed the beginning of
play when I replayed the beginning of this game because we lost all our
this game because we lost all our footage and had to start over
footage and had to start over I
I I I [ __ ] blew through this thing in
I I [ __ ] blew through this thing in like a second what the first half of the
like a second what the first half of the game the first Nine episodes of Game
game the first Nine episodes of Game Grumps which which is what 90 minutes I
Grumps which which is what 90 minutes I guess I did it in like 20 ooh you a
guess I did it in like 20 ooh you a speed Runner you a baller as then you
speed Runner you a baller as then you play bball outside of the school when I
play bball outside of the school when I was in Philly this weekend hanging out
was in Philly this weekend hanging out with the continue guys I was just
with the continue guys I was just like would it be a bad idea if I started
like would it be a bad idea if I started singing the French Fresh Prince theme
singing the French Fresh Prince theme how many people in this see would get
how many people in this see would get mad cuz we went and got Pats cheese
mad cuz we went and got Pats cheese steaks which if you live in Philly I'm
steaks which if you live in Philly I'm sure you know what that is wait you went
sure you know what that is wait you went to Pats again yeah why why didn't you go
to Pats again yeah why why didn't you go to the Rival one gos yeah I don't know
to the Rival one gos yeah I don't know just didn't just have both flavors I
just didn't just have both flavors I don't know I just we didn't I it
don't know I just we didn't I it probably would have been it would have
probably would have been it would have made sense right yeah I saw some kids
made sense right yeah I saw some kids shooting bball outside of the school for
shooting bball outside of the school for real because there's a basketball court
real because there's a basketball court in like school or something right next
in like school or something right next to
to pets I was just like yo guys I see some
pets I was just like yo guys I see some kids shooting some bball outside at
kids shooting some bball outside at school and there might be a couple of
school and there might be a couple of eyes up to no good trying to start
eyes up to no good trying to start trouble in the
trouble in the neighborhood look one little fight their
neighborhood look one little fight their mom's going to get scared this she's
mom's going to get scared this she's going to move them last Philadelphia
going to move them last Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is
born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chilling
where I spent most of my days chilling relaxing out by the
relaxing out by the pool out by the pool when a couple of
pool out by the pool when a couple of guys who up to no good
guys who up to no good absolutely is that Christopher Walkin
absolutely is that Christopher Walkin doing an impression of me no no
doing an impression of me no no absolutely started making it's really
absolutely started making it's really funny cuz I started noticing when I say
funny cuz I started noticing when I say absolutely and I really don't mind at
absolutely and I really don't mind at all well like you know when we were all
all well like you know when we were all like oh you say legitimately a lot you
like oh you say legitimately a lot you were all like oh no and you stopped
were all like oh no and you stopped saying leg I I I just it's just because
saying leg I I I just it's just because I it's just because it got
I it's just because it got self-conscious about it oh jeez I got
self-conscious about it oh jeez I got legitimately
legitimately self-conscious oh cars behind you am
self-conscious oh cars behind you am might dude those cars actually have
might dude those cars actually have decent physics for this game for this
decent physics for this game for this game oh did you just man's Spike butt
game oh did you just man's Spike butt you just got lost in the crotch of magma
you just got lost in the crotch of magma man mag [ __ ] but Spike butt magma man is
man mag [ __ ] but Spike butt magma man is actually a real okay okay okay for real
actually a real okay okay okay for real don't die because I'm [ __ ] trying
don't die because I'm [ __ ] trying dude it's not easy this is our last life
so a jeez these [ __ ] mock speed segments no Aaron what the
[ __ ] look you would have done the same thing what's that fast forward
thing what's that fast forward button okay we're back
button okay we're back back pause wait we got to do it over
back pause wait we got to do it over okay oh [ __ ] rolling around at the speed
okay oh [ __ ] rolling around at the speed of [ __ ] I hate myself I want to kill my
of [ __ ] I hate myself I want to kill my with a
with a truck it funny just rolling around at
truck it funny just rolling around at the speed of [ __ ] I hate myself I want
the speed of [ __ ] I hate myself I want to kill
to kill myself I don't care which with which
myself I don't care which with which method I use I could stab myself or
method I use I could stab myself or drink a lot of booze
drink a lot of booze I don't care which method I use just
I don't care which method I use just give me a knife and gladly I won't
give me a knife and gladly I won't refuse I don't know I'll stab it in the
refuse I don't know I'll stab it in the eye why can't I jump it's not working
eye why can't I jump it's not working all right okay give it to John sweaty
all right okay give it to John sweaty hands
hands oh there you
oh there you go how did that
go how did that happen the
happen the city
city follow me Set Me Free trust
follow me Set Me Free trust [Music]
me follow my fire way harder than it looks every time every single dud
looks every time every single dud subscri guys and I'm going to the
subscri guys and I'm going to the Past Going Back to the
Past Going Back to the Future playing old games and fast
Future playing old games and fast forwarding
I love you all I think you're all I think you're all handsome I think you're
think you're all handsome I think you're all
all beautiful every time I think about
beautiful every time I think about something that's beautiful I imagine
something that's beautiful I imagine your faces all of them in a stadium
your faces all of them in a stadium together no no what the
[ __ ] oh you
oh you know
know just dancing
just dancing along having a good time Sonic Sonic
along having a good time Sonic Sonic dude just have have a little stop there
dude just have have a little stop there why don't you
why don't you Sonic the
Sonic the Hedgehog Hedgehog
Hedgehog Hedgehog Sonic the
Sonic the Hedgehog everybody's
favorite dang I'm not sure if I'm going the right
dang I'm not sure if I'm going the right way I'm not sure if I'm going the right
way I'm not sure if I'm going the right way you know it's good old Sonic
way you know it's good old Sonic 06 oh all right okay we're back I don't
06 oh all right okay we're back I don't feel like continuing but I'm going to
well here's some platforms we just played through it um had a little
hiccup jeez someone got a little angry right there I don't want to lose okay
right there I don't want to lose okay look if we don't if we don't beat
look if we don't if we don't beat Cyclone kick this time around I'm done
Cyclone kick this time around I'm done with Sonic 06 period no just with this
with Sonic 06 period no just with this for now
for now oh I was going to say Jesus okay God
oh I was going to say Jesus okay God damn I'm getting a little squeezy just
damn I'm getting a little squeezy just watching this
watching this like wow oh God waa no no no no okay
like wow oh God waa no no no no okay okay okay okay no need to get no need to
okay okay okay no need to get no need to get Hasty
get Hasty Aon no need to get Hasty you know what's
Aon no need to get Hasty you know what's it Stakes oh do you remember remember um
it Stakes oh do you remember remember um a couple a couple of years ago um I
a couple a couple of years ago um I think it was it was like over 10 years
think it was it was like over 10 years ago uh Sonic was the
ago uh Sonic was the decent what are you getting at baby that
decent what are you getting at baby that was it that was the statement yeah I
was it that was the statement yeah I don't know that was my mission stage
don't know that was my mission stage well it came it they come back reason a
well it came it they come back reason a little
little bit it's it's it's let's just say Sonic
bit it's it's it's let's just say Sonic hit rock bottom and he realized the ER
hit rock bottom and he realized the ER of his ways he kicked the bottle of bad
of his ways he kicked the bottle of bad [ __ ] coating
nice one John nice joke like he's drinking bad coating yeah he's drinking
drinking bad coating yeah he's drinking bad cing he's just like this is
bad cing he's just like this is gross and he goes to a bad part of town
gross and he goes to a bad part of town and like throws it through a window and
and like throws it through a window and then someone's like hey and like comes
then someone's like hey and like comes down and like you threw bottle in my
down and like you threw bottle in my window cuz the bad part of town is
window cuz the bad part of town is Southern Alabama that wasn't even a
Southern Alabama that wasn't even a Southern Alabama accent you dang sounds
Southern Alabama accent you dang sounds like you're doing [ __ ] Larry the
like you're doing [ __ ] Larry the Cable Guy on a stuffy nose you thre
Cable Guy on a stuffy nose you thre d
d I got a stuffy nose and I still showed
I got a stuffy nose and I still showed up to the
up to the show that's how much I need money you
show that's how much I need money you want to do an I can't do it either
want to do an I can't do it either that's how much you want to do you want
that's how much you want to do you want get coins get coins that's how much I
get coins get coins that's how much I need
need money oh God get get rings you I'm
money oh God get get rings you I'm listen you dastardly Brant give it to me
listen you dastardly Brant give it to me because I'm going to do this level you
because I'm going to do this level you clearly
cannot oh can we get replay please because I don't think anybody saw
[Music] that right off I need some money what is
that right off I need some money what is this Larry the Cable Larry the Cable Guy
this Larry the Cable Larry the Cable Guy you know you I went to the store the
you know you I went to the store the other day and they had half off
other day and they had half off shoes I
shoes I thought why wouldn't you want the full
thought why wouldn't you want the full shoe is this like actually L the Cable
shoe is this like actually L the Cable Guy I don't [ __ ] know dude
Guy I don't [ __ ] know dude what that part's rigged oh this is like
what that part's rigged oh this is like backwards it's like oh God luckily you
backwards it's like oh God luckily you happened to be in the exact space that
happened to be in the exact space that Rings were yeah oh man oh don't Oh see
Rings were yeah oh man oh don't Oh see it's really hard yeah it's pretty hard
it's really hard yeah it's pretty hard yeah this is pretty
yeah this is pretty difficult oh God why wouldn't you be
difficult oh God why wouldn't you be able to break those bricks you could
able to break those bricks you could before I oh god dude this is really hard
before I oh god dude this is really hard I'm like focusing so hard right now it
I'm like focusing so hard right now it doesn't even matter oh dude why can't
doesn't even matter oh dude why can't you break those
you break those oh my
oh my god oh people were not kidding when they
god oh people were not kidding when they said these mock segments were difficult
said these mock segments were difficult oh he doesn't even have his like a they
oh he doesn't even have his like a they they gave him an ability in like Sonic
they gave him an ability in like Sonic Rush and Sonic Generations and stuff you
Rush and Sonic Generations and stuff you push square and he just does a massive
push square and he just does a massive burst of speed and it breaks through
burst of speed and it breaks through stuff oh wow this is really hard also
stuff oh wow this is really hard also buildings are floating they're just
buildings are floating they're just floating they just are in the
floating they just are in the air somebody said rise my buildings and
air somebody said rise my buildings and the buildings Rose and now they're in
the buildings Rose and now they're in the air so if you're on the ground and
the air so if you're on the ground and you look up you say are those buildings
you look up you say are those buildings up there
up there yes Can You Feel the Love Tonight no
yes Can You Feel the Love Tonight no there's buildings in the air that is
there's buildings in the air that is true
though I don't care for kings and Vagabond that's not the
word [ __ ] it just [ __ ] it we'll come back another
day you know what the best part about these is you know what the best part
these is you know what the best part about these is what oh [ __ ] wait I can't
about these is what oh [ __ ] wait I can't see oh [ __ ]
see oh [ __ ] dude take it
off [ __ ] lick me lick me lick
[ __ ] lick me lick me lick me I just love I just love
me I just love I just love just
just oh oh
oh oh dude
oh on that note Barry use that audio however you feel okay apparently we
however you feel okay apparently we hadn't beaten this I don't really
hadn't beaten this I don't really remember if you if you haven't guessed
remember if you if you haven't guessed already just by that one statement we
already just by that one statement we haven't played this in about a week or
haven't played this in about a week or so yeah we don't know what the [ __ ]
so yeah we don't know what the [ __ ] going on I don't remember what the last
going on I don't remember what the last thing we did on I don't think it hasn't
thing we did on I don't think it hasn't even aired yet what what the last
even aired yet what what the last episode of this has not even aired at
episode of this has not even aired at this moment oh wow since we last played
this moment oh wow since we last played well that explains that's just the hole
well that explains that's just the hole through our entire operation also
through our entire operation also snowboarding down the street at the
snowboarding down the street at the speed of
speed of greet wasn't there like a boss hey man I
greet wasn't there like a boss hey man I find that offensive dude talking about
find that offensive dude talking about greets everyone thinks I'm slow but I'm
greets everyone thinks I'm slow but I'm not slow oh God wait what wasn't there
not slow oh God wait what wasn't there some boss that kept throwing cars at us
some boss that kept throwing cars at us that we couldn't beat um that sounds
that we couldn't beat um that sounds pretty much right up this game's alley
pretty much right up this game's alley also that thing's just coming out of the
also that thing's just coming out of the street no uh no broken asphalt or
street no uh no broken asphalt or anything what the [ __ ] I didn't like
anything what the [ __ ] I didn't like lock on to the oh yeah no broken asphalt
lock on to the oh yeah no broken asphalt just [ __ ] like clipping out of the
just [ __ ] like clipping out of the street he's right up here he's just like
street he's right up here he's just like yeah just clipping out the street coming
yeah just clipping out the street coming out hey nobody will nobody will care and
out hey nobody will nobody will care and they were
they were right oh boy I've gotten better at the
right oh boy I've gotten better at the snowboarding can you see that yeah yeah
snowboarding can you see that yeah yeah seriously up well sometimes it still
seriously up well sometimes it still does
does it oh you go you got to load now I don't
it oh you go you got to load now I don't think the people that made this game
think the people that made this game even knew what a game was I don't think
even knew what a game was I don't think they had played a game prior I think
they had played a game prior I think they just were like kind of winging it
they just were like kind of winging it someone explained to them like what a
someone explained to them like what a game was and we just did their best to
game was and we just did their best to replicate that you use the buttons and
replicate that you use the buttons and then they do you do things and it's like
then they do you do things and it's like oh okay they like they give them like
oh okay they like they give them like Sonic Adventure to hold and they're like
Sonic Adventure to hold and they're like were you on the verge of being
were you on the verge of being like so this n so this
like so this n so this go watch out for those Firebirds dude
go watch out for those Firebirds dude okay oh oh oh what the I'm sorry [ __ ]
okay oh oh oh what the I'm sorry [ __ ] this game hold on hold on no this is
this game hold on hold on no this is dude I still remember when I when we we
dude I still remember when I when we we were playing like the first few episodes
were playing like the first few episodes of this and I was like I know we're
of this and I was like I know we're going to beat this game some people were
going to beat this game some people were like John you naive bastard you poor
like John you naive bastard you poor bastard you no no no no no all it takes
bastard you no no no no no all it takes is just a little t a little investment
is just a little t a little investment in time what do you mean just a little
in time what do you mean just a little investment in time that's all what do
investment in time that's all what do you that's it in that Sal you don't got
you that's it in that Sal you don't got to worry about a dang old thing I like
to worry about a dang old thing I like how I could have used the light chip
how I could have used the light chip there but I didn't even dare I'm like
there but I didn't even dare I'm like stay on the rail yon the rail yon is
stay on the rail yon the rail yon is fine yeah this game this game like
fine yeah this game this game like requires you to be daring in order to
requires you to be daring in order to reward yourself but you're more rewarded
reward yourself but you're more rewarded for not being daring just staying on the
for not being daring just staying on the one track by the way that was a very
one track by the way that was a very good frame rate oh this guy didn't even
good frame rate oh this guy didn't even react he's like is someone touching me I
react he's like is someone touching me I don't even well he is the one that just
don't even well he is the one that just clipped through the
clipped through the ground yeah dude he can't even feel the
ground yeah dude he can't even feel the sh he's like is there a is there asphalt
sh he's like is there a is there asphalt around me did I hit the wall just light
around me did I hit the wall just light chip dude light chip oh or the right
chip dude light chip oh or the right direction but not the wrong direction oh
direction but not the wrong direction oh oh okay what the
oh okay what the [ __ ] you got to go the other way am I
[ __ ] you got to go the other way am I missing something no you're going the
missing something no you're going the wrong
wrong way you came from there you came from
way you came from there you came from here that's where you came from what I I
here that's where you came from what I I told you that like five times and you
told you that like five times and you still didn't listen to me hold on hold
still didn't listen to me hold on hold on [ __ ]
on [ __ ] off hold on wait wait hold
off hold on wait wait hold on okay okay okay so then you go down
on okay okay okay so then you go down here and then you hit that and that's
here and then you hit that and that's where you are okay and then there we go
where you are okay and then there we go it just didn't work it just didn't work
it just didn't work it just didn't work I was light chipping it just made you go
I was light chipping it just made you go the opposite direction oh you know
the opposite direction oh you know because of course I mean come on I mean
because of course I mean come on I mean come on
uh-oh oh at least it had the decency to start me from
start me from here you got to son heads left you're
here you got to son heads left you're okay okay if I just don't touch the
okay okay if I just don't touch the controller I always imagine like you
controller I always imagine like you know the the the one-ups in a lot of
know the the the one-ups in a lot of games like Mega Man Sonic the one-ups
games like Mega Man Sonic the one-ups are like heads I just imagine like when
are like heads I just imagine like when you die your head falls off and then
you die your head falls off and then it's just like this machine it's like
it's just like this machine it's like it's like and just like screws a head on
it's like and just like screws a head on that's some Futurama [ __ ]
that's some Futurama [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] God this is so awful
oh what the [ __ ] God this is so awful that feeling of him like falling and
that feeling of him like falling and you're just like oh yeah you're like
you're just like oh yeah you're like where am I where am I where am I okay
where am I where am I where am I okay okay I just try not to touch the
okay I just try not to touch the controller cuz it goes on the
controller cuz it goes on the generally it's almost like Shadow of the
generally it's almost like Shadow of the Colossus you know how like when you fall
Colossus you know how like when you fall in that game you like really feel it yes
in that game you like really feel it yes like that what the [ __ ] was
that get him get him okay dude some balls right
balls right here okay [ __ ] this is [ __ ]
here okay [ __ ] this is [ __ ] ridiculous what just level [ __ ]
ridiculous what just level [ __ ] ridiculous it's just like nonsense
ridiculous it's just like nonsense nonstop yeah it's I'm like honestly
nonstop yeah it's I'm like honestly struggling to like play this correctly
struggling to like play this correctly right
right now what you what do you do from here
now what you what do you do from here where do you go where do you go what do
where do you go where do you go what do you do over here this bumper
you do over here this bumper thing I kind of cheated the bumper
thing I kind of cheated the bumper system there all right yeah you did you
system there all right yeah you did you like skipped Two bumpers okay all right
like skipped Two bumpers okay all right is it going to hit that is it going to
is it going to hit that is it going to hit that or okay it hit that all right
hit that or okay it hit that all right so we're good we're good you know oh god
so we're good we're good you know oh god oh I remember this part yeah yeah me too
oh I remember this part yeah yeah me too I'm starting to remember now okay I did
I'm starting to remember now okay I did well all
well all right I think we're good so genuinely
right I think we're good so genuinely trying to beat this right now [ __ ]
trying to beat this right now [ __ ] good we're having like a little wild
good we're having like a little wild guns moment yeah wild guns was good mhm
guns moment yeah wild guns was good mhm and how and
and how and how this is how um cuz it was welld
how this is how um cuz it was welld designed so is this though it was a fun
designed so is this though it was a fun experience with all right this
experience with all right this [ __ ] oh god oh okay Jesus Christ
[ __ ] oh god oh okay Jesus Christ okay okay [ __ ] that [ __ ] okay all right
okay okay [ __ ] that [ __ ] okay all right all right all right a moment of silence
all right all right a moment of silence please okay okay for this moment we're
please okay okay for this moment we're good we're good oh oh oh oh okay of
good we're good oh oh oh oh okay of course all right all right here we go
course all right all right here we go here we go here we go here we go okay
here we go here we go here we go okay how could I have ever thought that that
how could I have ever thought that that is the thing that wouldn't would happen
is the thing that wouldn't would happen what the let me up get some rings oh
God and light chip yeah ah oh oh this game is like Free Falling this game is
game is like Free Falling this game is like honestly like being on the verge of
like honestly like being on the verge of a cliff and you're
like yeah this city sure is in crisis I think I probably made that joke last
think I probably made that joke last time it's making me cry sis I'm not your
time it's making me cry sis I'm not your sis and don't ever [ __ ] think I am
sis and don't ever [ __ ] think I am one why do you [ __ ] think that of
one why do you [ __ ] think that of me well come on man come on just friend
me well come on man come on just friend Jing joking around
Jing joking around Jos I didn't know those
boundaries oh oh boy okay so the next part of the level whenever we start up
part of the level whenever we start up this game it's I just feel like and here
this game it's I just feel like and here we are okay we're going to be trying to
we are okay we're going to be trying to beat Sonic 06 today I don't know it just
beat Sonic 06 today I don't know it just feels like it feels like this is the
feels like it feels like this is the most let's play Let's Play we've ever
most let's play Let's Play we've ever done yeah it's this this game it's uh
done yeah it's this this game it's uh well it's just because we've played this
well it's just because we've played this level already I guess and it's so stress
level already I guess and it's so stress we know it's hard here we are again
we know it's hard here we are again February 1st we're going to try to take
February 1st we're going to try to take down the we're going to try to take down
down the we're going to try to take down Eggman today all right here it is this
Eggman today all right here it is this is that tornado's carrying a car now I
is that tornado's carrying a car now I know there's a there's a faster way on
know there's a there's a faster way on the right to go but I just I always I
the right to go but I just I always I always just find it more fun to kind of
always just find it more fun to kind of ride it out and [ __ ] [ __ ] right it's
ride it out and [ __ ] [ __ ] right it's these mock sections that's what it is
these mock sections that's what it is mock speed got to go
mock speed got to go fast got to go slightly slower so I can
fast got to go slightly slower so I can see where I'm going I wish I could go
see where I'm going I wish I could go slower God look at these [ __ ] look
slower God look at these [ __ ] look like that [ __ ] like ch oh this is
like that [ __ ] like ch oh this is perfect why he just wouldn't okay he
perfect why he just wouldn't okay he just wouldn't he just
just wouldn't he just wouldn't you know exactly what I mean
wouldn't you know exactly what I mean real talk he just wouldn't like I can't
real talk he just wouldn't like I can't even explain better than that he just
even explain better than that he just wouldn't it's like President Obama goes
wouldn't it's like President Obama goes up on what the everyone's like
up on what the everyone's like everyone's like what happened dude what
everyone's like what happened dude what happened with the [ __ ] foreign policy
happened with the [ __ ] foreign policy he just wouldn't he just
he just wouldn't he just would and everyone's like oh oh my God
would and everyone's like oh oh my God oh my God oh my God I get it I get it
oh my God oh my God I get it I get it looks like those like chocolate like
looks like those like chocolate like okay okay okay what are you supposed to
okay okay okay what are you supposed to what what are you even supposed to oh
what what are you even supposed to oh oh
oh oh supposed to like [ __ ] sometimes oh
oh supposed to like [ __ ] sometimes oh [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] oh Jesus oh come on come on no it's over
Jesus oh come on come on no it's over it's
it's over oh nice okay oh okay you're
over oh nice okay oh okay you're supposed to light
supposed to light [ __ ] all right all right my little heart
[ __ ] all right all right my little heart can't see yes yes yes
yes thank God Sonic I've never been so happy to see you in that [ __ ] godamn
happy to see you in that [ __ ] godamn POS seriously tell me about it real talk
POS seriously tell me about it real talk he's got spiky ass Wings real wings look
he's got spiky ass Wings real wings look at that Wings coming out of us I'm going
at that Wings coming out of us I'm going to wing you wi U I'm going to wing wi U
to wing you wi U I'm going to wing wi U do have we should play we should play
do have we should play we should play Sonic Racing Transformed on oh yeah we
Sonic Racing Transformed on oh yeah we could play as Danica Patrick D tell tell
could play as Danica Patrick D tell tell him the story Aon tell him the story
him the story Aon tell him the story what story about how Dan Patrick rck and
what story about how Dan Patrick rck and about how we know Dan Patrick H out with
about how we know Dan Patrick H out with her and she was she comes in her car in
her and she was she comes in her car in her indd
her indd 500 the whole does that really just get
500 the whole does that really just get her off gets her off the car when she
her off gets her off the car when she steps out of
it oh do I want to overwrite the save anyway yes we met Dan Patrick uh she was
anyway yes we met Dan Patrick uh she was really
really nice now we're just lying why are you
nice now we're just lying why are you [ __ ] squandering my [ __ ] lie dude
[ __ ] squandering my [ __ ] lie dude D Patrick going to be tweeting be like
D Patrick going to be tweeting be like oh did I did you see that Jon rap on his
oh did I did you see that Jon rap on his podcast oh I don't I didn't even know
podcast oh I don't I didn't even know what the hell you were talking about the
what the hell you were talking about the whole time so what I didn't know did you
whole time so what I didn't know did you see that though I did but I didn't know
see that though I did but I didn't know the [ __ ]
the [ __ ] vski podcast that's awesome he's an
vski podcast that's awesome he's an awesome dude he said our show is pretty
awesome dude he said our show is pretty good he he was just like maybe it's like
good he he was just like maybe it's like a YouTube show or something no no he was
a YouTube show or something no no he was like he was like I was tipped off that
like he was like I was tipped off that somebody talked about us on this show
somebody talked about us on this show called Game Grumps and then there's like
called Game Grumps and then there's like a pause and then the other the host goes
a pause and then the other the host goes what
what oh is it
oh is it Shadow you have to hear it what it's
Shadow you have to hear it what it's exactly how he does it he actually said
exactly how he does it he actually said our show's pretty good oh wow I can't
our show's pretty good oh wow I can't believe it oh thanks Dan Browski his
believe it oh thanks Dan Browski his name is Jay on r j on rate rating Jays
name is Jay on r j on rate rating Jays all over town he's on level next time on
all over town he's on level next time on game next time on game we figure out
game next time on game we figure out what the [ __ ] going on here it's
what the [ __ ] going on here it's purple I see it I see
purple I see it I see it sa it for CR
it sa it for CR dude welcome back to game grubs hey
dude welcome back to game grubs hey there's a girl who the [ __ ] is this
there's a girl who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] I want to put it in her I want to
[ __ ] I want to put it in her I want to put it in her who's this [ __ ] I why she
put it in her who's this [ __ ] I why she got a jewel on her head I want to put my
got a jewel on her head I want to put my weer in her why she got Spikes all tied
weer in her why she got Spikes all tied up in a bow I want to put my
up in a bow I want to put my we Sonic doesn't have a wiener he's
asmil Aon asril I'm just going to stand up this whole time aset all right check
up this whole time aset all right check this out sit down you idiot they're
this out sit down you idiot they're using computers made for humans and they
using computers made for humans and they have giant hands why the [ __ ] would you
have giant hands why the [ __ ] would you sit down would they use their giant
sit down would they use their giant hands to use human computers what does
hands to use human computers what does like [ __ ] Sonic keyboard have like
like [ __ ] Sonic keyboard have like [ __ ] look at his gross
[ __ ] look at his gross teeth
teeth Jesus feels like [ __ ] this feels like
Jesus feels like [ __ ] this feels like 1998 Game Grumps dude like OG Game
Grumps why is nles said purple eyes does he not normally I don't know it looks
he not normally I don't know it looks weird what the his eyes are made of the
weird what the his eyes are made of the jewels that was on pink girl's head the
jewels that was on pink girl's head the D have made up jewels that was on pink
D have made up jewels that was on pink girl's head I don't even care anymore
girl's head I don't even care anymore can I touch you about U of course a
can I touch you about U of course a little bit just a butt
little bit just a butt 10% 20% so slow you're too slow dude
10% 20% so slow you're too slow dude this is like a [ __ ] fan fiction oh
this is like a [ __ ] fan fiction oh now there's a green doesn't this feel
now there's a green doesn't this feel like fan fiction yeah it does it's like
like fan fiction yeah it does it's like all these characters we know it's like
all these characters we know it's like I've got the Kos emerals [ __ ] I love
I've got the Kos emerals [ __ ] I love how they're just like meeting in a
how they're just like meeting in a [ __ ] Ravine like we have to talk
[ __ ] Ravine like we have to talk about these precious Emerald that were
about these precious Emerald that were just holding in a ravine dude real talk
just holding in a ravine dude real talk her boobs are modeled really well are
her boobs are modeled really well are they discovered anything it's like I
they discovered anything it's like I don't [ __ ] know about this [ __ ] dude
don't [ __ ] know about this [ __ ] dude modeled that well I I always actually
modeled that well I I always actually kind of liked her design she's kind of
kind of liked her design she's kind of like made up of hearts and her like head
like made up of hearts and her like head is a bit of a heart as well her eyes she
is a bit of a heart as well her eyes she made up of Hearts yeah like she's got a
made up of Hearts yeah like she's got a heart on her chest and then she has
heart on her chest and then she has hearts on her shoes late
hearts on her shoes late yeah same to you that's cute I don't
yeah same to you that's cute I don't know same to you I wouldn't be sexually
know same to you I wouldn't be sexually attracted to her though
attracted to her though you wouldn't mm just if someone gave you
you wouldn't mm just if someone gave you the opportunity no I I wouldn't I
the opportunity no I I wouldn't I probably wouldn't
probably wouldn't no how come they're hedgehogs but
no how come they're hedgehogs but they're not the size of hedgehogs I want
they're not the size of hedgehogs I want to put my
to put my wiener how come they're hedgehogs but
wiener how come they're hedgehogs but they're not the size of hedgehogs
they're not the size of hedgehogs because that game would be just a little
because that game would be just a little bit awkward how come they don't actually
bit awkward how come they don't actually look like hedgehogs can somebody make a
look like hedgehogs can somebody make a mod of Sonic Generations where you
mod of Sonic Generations where you actually play as a [ __ ] real ass
actually play as a [ __ ] real ass Hedgehog and you just have these tiny
Hedgehog and you just have these tiny little [ __ ] little little feet and
little [ __ ] little little feet and he's running super fast was it the Akida
he's running super fast was it the Akida that has the gross penis yeah it's got
that has the gross penis yeah it's got four heads a he's got like five penis
four heads a he's got like five penis yeah he's full four penis I wouldn't
yeah he's full four penis I wouldn't mind having a five
mind having a five penis really no I wouldn't mind having a
penis really no I wouldn't mind having a five penis you took out your penis and
five penis you took out your penis and just be like red ass mess of [ __ ]
just be like red ass mess of [ __ ] gross kid in a heads got to be careful
gross kid in a heads got to be careful not to fall off here oh thanks Sonic
not to fall off here oh thanks Sonic thank you so much for that Insight yes
thank you so much for that Insight yes why does it only work okay okay okay
why does it only work okay okay okay okay all right all right then we're
okay all right all right then we're settled should I just die like cuz I
settled should I just die like cuz I have excuse me is it seriously giving
have excuse me is it seriously giving you a tutorial right now is it on how to
you a tutorial right now is it on how to home in on enemies to get across the
home in on enemies to get across the yeah I'm not dead it was like maybe if I
yeah I'm not dead it was like maybe if I home in on these enemies I can reach the
home in on these enemies I can reach the other side it's like I should die excuse
other side it's like I should die excuse me why because I only have two lives but
me why because I only have two lives but what if you have to restart on chaos
what if you have to restart on chaos City you don't I just saved
City you don't I just saved oh Crisis City chaos City know the names
oh Crisis City chaos City know the names of the cannon of this chaos Central
of the cannon of this chaos Central Chaos Control dude how long is this game
Chaos Control dude how long is this game this this is Chaos Control oh we would
this this is Chaos Control oh we would like to fly in on air six what blue
like to fly in on air six what blue Hedgehog what are you talking about blue
Hedgehog what are you talking about blue Hedgehog what are you getting at Blue
Hedgehog what are you getting at Blue Hedgehog what you what are you getting
Hedgehog what you what are you getting at I'm getting at you I'm getting at
at I'm getting at you I'm getting at your nerves getting on your nerves that
your nerves getting on your nerves that is that's true you on game we like to
is that's true you on game we like to have fun we like to play fun games oh I
have fun we like to play fun games oh I might I hope it didn't restart on crisis
might I hope it didn't restart on crisis no okay it doesn't
no okay it doesn't cuz it said last save was Crisis City
cuz it said last save was Crisis City all right I freaked out a little inside
all right I freaked out a little inside I think I think it I think the name is
I think I think it I think the name is actually the last thing that you did
actually the last thing that you did what when you save it cuz the last thing
what when you save it cuz the last thing it said on our save before was white
it said on our save before was white Acropolis we started on chaos right
Acropolis we started on chaos right Crisis City [ __ ] Crisis City why
Crisis City [ __ ] Crisis City why could you get it right every day all day
could you get it right every day all day long you never get it right
and Chaos Town chaos Town how did you did you want to move
did you want to move in what if what if the people what if
in what if what if the people what if there were people who didn't live in
there were people who didn't live in Crisis City they live like across the
Crisis City they live like across the state or whatever and they they're like
state or whatever and they they're like I've always I've it's been my dream to
I've always I've it's been my dream to live in Crisis City it's been my dream
live in Crisis City it's been my dream like you know what tonight's the night
like you know what tonight's the night I'm going to go and I'm just going to
I'm going to go and I'm just going to pack up my stuff and I'm going to go and
pack up my stuff and I'm going to go and they drive up to Crisis City and it's
they drive up to Crisis City and it's all [ __ ] up in the air and [ __ ] and
all [ __ ] up in the air and [ __ ] and they're like oh dud what like they
they're like oh dud what like they didn't
didn't know by the way by the way I have not
know by the way by the way I have not touched okay now he's I had not touched
touched okay now he's I had not touched a thing until right right now oh okay
a thing until right right now oh okay well that's that's that's physically
well that's that's that's physically impossible we're always touching
impossible we're always touching molecules no the whole thing is they're
molecules no the whole thing is they're not touching and a Quantum level how
not touching and a Quantum level how many times I sh want a compilation of a
many times I sh want a compilation of a compilation the amount of times I go
compilation the amount of times I go just shut up it's funny cuz you're right
just shut up it's funny cuz you're right yeah if anything you
yeah if anything you no no see if you can make it see if you
no no see if you can make it see if you can make it get up there get up there go
can make it get up there get up there go go go uh
go go uh ran a little longer should have ran a
ran a little longer should have ran a little long Jed the Goon this is not
little long Jed the Goon this is not even a game I'm just going to let it do
even a game I'm just going to let it do autopilot for a while oh after this okay
autopilot for a while oh after this okay after this it goes on autopilot love
after this it goes on autopilot love these little Matchbox car loop-de-loops
these little Matchbox car loop-de-loops yeah know it don't even do anything look
yeah know it don't even do anything look I'm just absolute autopilot not touching
I'm just absolute autopilot not touching a [ __ ] what a view I love how this gross
a [ __ ] what a view I love how this gross ass volcano like e what a view look how
ass volcano like e what a view look how long look how long 8
long look how long 8 in 9 in oh you got to that
you said look how long that I took that as an
as an opportunity what an opportunity it was
opportunity what an opportunity it was all
all right more like a co-
right more like a co- opportunity like like Goof Troop oh I
opportunity like like Goof Troop oh I made it this time okay good oh oh oh
oh jump jump jump oh my God what why was it better to go that way when you stop
it better to go that way when you stop and stay stationary you have to jump oh
and stay stationary you have to jump oh I didn't even re I thought it was just
I didn't even re I thought it was just glitching I don't [ __ ]
glitching I don't [ __ ] know when an actual moment in your game
know when an actual moment in your game makes the player think that it's
makes the player think that it's glitching
glitching yeah I know seriously I seriously
yeah I know seriously I seriously thought I was glitching right there okay
thought I was glitching right there okay if there's if there's anybody that's cuz
if there's if there's anybody that's cuz we've gotten some people saying like
we've gotten some people saying like Sonic 6 isn't really that bad like if
Sonic 6 isn't really that bad like if there's any people at this point who are
there's any people at this point who are still like I'm defending this game yeah
still like I'm defending this game yeah I don't know about what could be hell
I don't know about what could be hell how you could be H um go home do your
how you could be H um go home do your homework chapter 7 chapter 7even it's
homework chapter 7 chapter 7even it's about good
about good games it's a chapter about Mario it's
games it's a chapter about Mario it's even a game about just the game that is
even a game about just the game that is functional it's a chapter about there's
functional it's a chapter about there's no way I can do this chapter 11 ah I did
no way I can do this chapter 11 ah I did it I did it oh do you know how hard that
it I did it oh do you know how hard that is congratulations do you know how hard
is congratulations do you know how hard that is I saw that I saw you woing and
that is I saw that I saw you woing and wobbling and I was like oh no he's going
wobbling and I was like oh no he's going to woble and wobble to his death dude
to woble and wobble to his death dude dude okay okay I'm like so focused right
dude okay okay I'm like so focused right now [ __ ] the game is like getting harder
now [ __ ] the game is like getting harder sort of in a what I think you have to
sort of in a what I think you have to kill all the enemies
kill all the enemies dude you got to kill all of them one by
dude you got to kill all of them one by one sliding backwards what are they
one sliding backwards what are they doing look at this what why is he
doing look at this what why is he sliding backwards he's sliding back he's
