This content is a chaotic and humorous, albeit nonsensical, exploration of preparing Christmas dinner, heavily featuring eggs, cod, oyster stew, and turkey, all underscored by excessive tequila consumption and escalating absurdity.
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How to prepare Christmas dinner with the Shakesperean Eggs.
Take one.
A delicious egg soup,
a marvelous cod,
a nice oyster stew...
...and a Tequila Turkey...
For the soup, add some eggs to a good broth.
Let the cod stand for a couple of days.
Oh! What a nice dinner!
Just add a glass of tequila to the turkey,
put it in the oven,
and say "cheers to this wonderful banquet".
Cheers!
Take Two.
Generally, the egg soup is not so good with tequila...
...although sometimes it is...
The joyster screw,
the...monster...
...the, no...
...the...
...oyster stew...
...that one...I don't even like it,
besides, it looks very ugly...
To cook...just...add...
...eggs...
To the soup...
...to...all the food...
- Oh! What a nice dinner! - Oh! What a nice banquet!
What a nice dinner.
For the cock...the cod, it doesn't matter, just add salt...
Add three glasses of tequila to the turkey,
then drink two, yourself...
...and then...add another...
...three shots to the turkey...
...drink another two...
Then, the...
...put...the oven,
...heat it...
...to...the maximum...
...then drink another two...
Then, put it in the oven,
And then have another two drinks...
...and say "cheers".
Cheers!
Take three.
Why egg soup?
If anyone puts a hand on my family, I swear I'll smash their shell!
Come down, monkey! Dance with the bear!
Come down!
Why...is it always...turkey on Christmas?
Why not a barbecue or pasta, huh? Why?
Then take the oven out of the turkey,
pick the turkey up from the floor and get in the oven.
And have another three tequila shots!
Cheers!
Take Four.
I lost a cousin...
...she died because she was made in soup...
My cousin!
Nod torfeg a little bit of salt because it goes with salt...
...uh?
$%&# turkey! Where is it?
Turkey, turkey , turkey, turkey, turkey...
Take Five.
Santa doesn't like me!
'Cause I've always asked him for gifts...
...and he brings me no shit!
The moynster screw is scary, scary...
...and let's make clear that the tongue has no bread and you can feel it right away...
I don't want egg soup!
C'mon, tell them, "Marry Christmas"...
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