0:23 in the olden days in japan children played
0:23 played
0:26 small wrestling near the small hall and
0:27 they played
0:31 prisoners near prison
0:34 hey honey you stand your clothes again
0:38 hey did you play prisoners today
0:40 mommy i didn't really want to but if i don't
0:41 don't
0:42 they're not going to play with me
0:44 anymore you know your friend
0:46 kinchen he doesn't stain his clothes well
0:47 well
0:51 there's a reason for that mommy kim chan
0:54 has a life sentence so he just sat in
0:56 the prison all day
0:58 but my penalty was much lighter than
1:00 that so i had to work outside and carry
1:01 dirt bags
1:03 if that's the case make sure to get a
1:06 life sentence
1:09 such was a typical conversation between
1:11 a child and a parent
1:20 dad yes daddy
1:23 yes what do you want i think you are a
1:27 good father i'm a good father
1:31 okay go out and play i often talk about you
1:32 you
1:34 you work so hard for our family your
1:36 great father you could possibly be
1:40 the best father in the entire world
1:47 you must be really tired so maybe i can
1:50 massage your shoulders and
1:54 back and legs if you want hey kimbo
1:55 whenever you're so kind to me i get
1:58 really nervous because uh you're usually
1:59 up to something so my conclusion my
2:01 friend is
2:04 go out and play that's the exit okay dude
2:06 dude
2:09 i'll go out and play but didn't you
2:11 forget something did i forget something
2:14 no i don't think so yeah you know what i need
2:14 need
2:17 whenever i go up no i don't what do you want
2:19 want
2:22 i need some someone just told me
2:26 okay um i needed some money
2:29 you want some money so you gave me all
2:30 this compliment just because you wanted
2:31 some money
2:34 i kind of believed your words you know
2:35 come on you heard me no
2:37 i'm not gonna give you any money oh dad
2:39 please give me
2:41 all my friends got it whenever they go
2:43 out well
2:45 the thing is i've already given you one
2:46 yen today
2:50 that's enough for a child i've already
2:51 spent it
2:53 then it's not my problem is it huh no
2:55 i'm not gonna give you money oh
2:59 damn just small amount would do hey
3:01 if you keep on spending money like that
3:04 you're not gonna be a decent adult i
3:05 don't have to be a decent
3:08 adult it's just gonna good enough to be
3:08 like you
3:11 shut up it's it's really hard to be like
3:13 me if they can't be like you
3:15 they might as well become bigger shut up
3:16 shut up shut up
3:24 you'd better give me money daddy awesome
3:27 you're trying to threaten me you're so cute
3:27 cute
3:31 no i'm not gonna give you money okay
3:34 and then i'll just ask somebody who will
3:37 give me money
3:40 who's that mom
3:44 mom you have no idea where her money
3:45 comes from her money
3:48 comes from this man so if i ask her not
3:50 to give you money then she's not gonna
3:52 give you any money
3:54 that's why you think right you're so
4:02 well what do you mean by that
4:04 i know her secret you know her secret okay
4:05 okay
4:09 well tell me her secret then okay
4:13 the other day when you are out
4:17 yes a cool looking man came to a house
4:20 a cool looking man came to our house okay
4:20 okay
4:23 and what happened and uh
4:25 no i can't tell you anymore because
4:27 you'll be really
4:30 really upset no i'm not
4:32 a kind of guy who gets upset about small
4:34 stuff i read the book so i'll be okay so
4:38 yeah tell me the story so you want to
4:40 hear that story yes i do tell me the story
4:41 story
4:45 okay so daddy have you ever been to the
4:46 storytelling house
4:49 yes i have you know i sometimes go there
4:51 i like listening to stories
4:54 okay then so do you pay that admission
4:56 fee before or
5:00 after entering the house oh chicken but
5:02 you wanted me to pay for your story
5:05 that's how life goes daddy
5:10 okay um
5:14 okay so tell me the story okay
5:16 the other day when you're out cool
5:18 looking man wearing
5:20 sunglasses and holding on that walking
5:21 stick came to our house
5:29 hello and mommy said oh
5:32 i've been waiting for you and she's oh
5:34 you came at the right timing
5:37 because my husband is out and she took
5:38 his hand
5:41 and let him into the house what she
5:44 let him into the house and what happened oh
5:45 oh
5:47 you wanna hear the rest of the story yes
5:50 i do tell me the rest of the story oh
5:53 so much for wearing yen i need one more
5:55 yeah to tell you the rest of the story okay
5:55 okay
5:59 okay okay here is one way
6:02 thank you that and what happened and she
6:03 told me
6:05 to go out and play and i said no i don't
6:07 want to but she said i'll give you money
6:10 so i went up oh you are
6:13 stupid oh officially sweet stup i can't
6:14 even say stupid you're stupid really stupid
6:16 stupid
6:18 you you should have pretended to go out
6:20 but stay at the door pick it inside the
6:20 house and
6:23 report it back to me dead
6:27 i'm here i'm very smart i went talk
6:29 i came straight back that peek inside
6:31 the house and
6:33 screen door which had been open when i
6:34 left the house
6:38 was close the screen door was closed and uh
6:39 uh
6:43 what happened oh do you want me to open
6:45 the door
6:49 open the door so much for two years i
6:51 need one more and to open the door
6:55 come on two years a lot of money
6:58 the next part is the climax of the story
7:00 so i need one more in to tell you the
7:02 rest of the story okay okay
7:05 okay here's one way
7:07 thank you so open the door okay okay okay
7:08 okay
7:12 calm down there i opened the door
7:16 and peeked inside the room and the foot
7:17 of mattress
7:20 was laid on the floor and mom told him to
7:20 to
7:22 sit on the futon and the man started
7:24 touching my mommy's
7:27 arms shoulders and back and he
7:31 she looked and sounded very very comfortable
7:32 comfortable
7:35 well she she looked and sounded
7:39 comfortable and what happened oh
7:41 so much fun three yeah you want to hear
7:43 the rest of the story yeah
7:46 of course i need one more yes
7:49 sure here you go thank you and what happened
7:51 happened
7:54 i peeked inside the room man
7:57 and the man looked at me i looked back
7:58 at him
8:00 and i knew him did you know him and you
8:01 know him
8:04 do i know him who was it oh
8:06 you want to find out the secret identity
8:08 of this mysterious man
8:09 yes i want to find out the secret
8:12 identity of this mysterious man ah
8:14 so much for four years i need one
8:16 million to reveal
8:17 the secret identity of this mysterious
8:25 he got no thank you so who was it um
8:28 it was the masseuse living in the next
8:30 vlog and uh he was giving her massage because
8:30 because
8:33 she had a sore back yeah and that's all
8:34 and she feels better
8:36 great all right thank you for your
8:38 business let me see you later
8:47 cool looking man wearing sunglasses and
8:48 holding on the walking stick
8:50 because a lot of my sister in japan are blind
8:52 blind
8:55 and he was touching her arms shoulders
8:56 and back
8:58 yeah of course he's a muslim he was just
9:00 doing his job
9:03 hey honey what are you mumbling about hey
9:03 hey
9:06 where have you been kimbo just took my
9:06 five years
9:09 oh really but how
9:12 well he told me a story about you and i
9:14 paid him five billion
9:17 then he didn't take it you paid him five million
9:18 million
9:21 so what did he tell you about me oh you
9:22 wanna hear that
9:25 story yes of course okay then first give me
9:25 me
9:37 5 yen you
