0:04 weird but I live in Bombay and uh when I
0:06 lived in Bombay I've realized the
0:10 laughter if you don't laugh then bad
0:13 things can happen yeah I stay in this
0:15 place called bandra tala okay near this
0:18 place I took an auto I was going back
0:19 from a show like this I took an auto I told
0:20 told
0:38 laugh and that was the worst
0:41 mistake I could ever make because then
1:13 man he continued the
1:31 engineer that's when I realized I just
1:33 laughed nothing would have happened it's
1:35 a bad thing I stay near this place
1:37 called linking Road that's the name of
1:42 linking linking
1:50 Road tell me one thing tell me one thing
1:54 what else is a road supposed to
1:56 do other than
2:00 linking has anybody seen any anyone has
2:03 seen any lead astray
2:06 roads next they'll make a new road
2:08 called a car driving
2:11 Road next from the name makers of
2:42 you know and uh ever since my childhood
2:43 I've always wanted to impress people you
2:47 know yeah all the time all the time I've
2:49 been trying to do that I'm a I'm a huge
2:51 fan in my childhood I'm a huge fan of her
2:53 her mentality
2:55 mentality
2:59 yeah some of you are right now also I
3:01 can see even right now when some of you
3:02 are clapping you'll always wait for
3:05 other people to clap
3:18 like every show every show there's
3:31 actually I'm a huge of her mentality big Aid
3:33 Aid
3:35 believer any fans of any believers in
3:38 her mentality don't raise your [Music]
3:45 hand oh everyone that's great
3:49 that's just like me I'm a huge believer
3:51 anytime in class anybody would ask me a
3:54 question I will only raise my hand if
3:56 majority of the people that are behind
3:59 me are also raising their hands and I
4:01 will only raise my hand exactly up to
4:09 height of all the other hands just this
4:11 much the question can be anything like
4:23 kids do we have one kid two kid three
4:26 kid I have have 2.5 kids you all have
4:28 2.5 it's a joint
4:32 family we live together and yeah school
4:35 was confusing man because I hated I
4:38 hated English especially yeah cuz
4:39 remember how they taught us English
4:41 first thing they taught us was
4:45 letters horrible way yeah first thing
4:47 they said was a for
4:50 apple when we didn't even know the
5:11 BBL it's like if somebody's teaching you
5:14 numbers and like okay start like okay 1
5:26 56 a baby is growing up like hey what is
5:30 Mama Mama uh you know family tree
5:37 right weird right teacher would write
5:39 from the board she would be like a for
5:42 apple and then one child be like ma'am
5:46 what is p uh that is uh coming
5:50 soon let's not talk about it right now
5:55 moving on moving on B for ball ball spelling
5:56 spelling
6:00 B A has made a comeback [Music]
6:02 [Music]
6:13 Apple C for cat cat spelling c a a
6:21 point and T forget T won't even learn te this
6:22 this
6:25 year let's just talk about what we know
6:26 by the time teacher used to get to
6:29 teaching P4 be like ma'am we know for Apple
6:32 Apple
6:35 only this is
6:37 revision you know understand then after
6:39 that then they had the
6:43 audacity to then teach us
6:46 words like we learned half of them in
6:49 letters then they are saying for is a
6:51 conjunction where was this when you were
7:08 teaching student shouldn't go to school
7:18 reveal now I'm understanding first
7:25 engineering horrible way man and then we
7:28 just kept going they taught us grammar
7:30 but we don't follow it now
7:32 you know like even while saying English
7:34 only contradicts itself sometimes when
7:36 you get drunk all of you get
7:40 drunk yeah yeah when you get drunk you
7:46 drunk is weird right we were saying
7:49 things like I have
7:51 drunk I am
7:54 drinking I don't know how we got to I am drunk
7:57 drunk [Music]
7:59 [Music]
8:06 think I think the first guy who said it was
8:13 drunk he wanted to say I have drunk he
8:15 said I am drunk and his friends were
8:18 also drunk so I was like oh he's on to
8:21 something and it caught on cuz it it
8:23 kind of makes sense it kind of makes
8:24 sense see when you are drinking
8:27 something like water or juice you are
8:30 simply doing the action
8:32 but when you are drinking alcohol you
8:40 action hi my name is Tang hi I am
8:43 drunk I am the process of drinking
8:52 past nice to meet you such a beautiful
8:55 phrase right such a beautiful phrase
8:58 describes the person see see I'll show
9:00 you see you drink you drink you drink
9:02 you drink you drink you drink and then
9:07 drunk have you ever done something so
9:10 much that you become the past tense of that
9:18 activity yesterday I was running so much
9:25 ran I am so
9:29 ran I'm totally ran right now
9:36 am I am
9:38 drunk something things are nice you know
9:41 like waterfall is my favorite
9:44 word beautiful
9:47 word what a simple direct way to
9:50 describe that
9:52 activity you don't need to teach it
9:58 waterfall very direct also it kind of
10:07 to like water go water
10:19 waterfall then water
10:32 but I today I want to tell you about the
10:34 most useless word in the English
10:37 language the most useless word and this
10:39 this word called
10:43 here h e r e here it's the most useless
10:45 word I called my friend home yesterday
10:48 he went somewhere else from there he's
10:55 here I said I am also
11:06 see here here has a very unique
11:10 problem okay see people who want to know
11:14 where here is don't understand it but
11:17 the people who understand here are already
11:33 see like if you go to your house you see
11:35 there's a robbery happening you call the
11:37 police be like hello police like yes
11:40 there is a robbery well
11:44 here the police will have no idea but
11:46 the robbers in your house would be like
11:58 here they snatched the phone from you
11:59 like and do you understand
12:03 here here like hello is this the Robert oh
12:04 oh sorry
12:06 sorry hello
12:08 hello
12:10 hello are you there yeah I am here
12:16 problem that's the problem actually it's
12:19 the most useless word most see every
12:20 time you say here you have to do an
12:22 action along with it otherwise it
12:25 doesn't make sense like where do I keep
12:42 here and my point is you could have just
12:45 done this and he would have
12:48 understood so you just say here so that
12:50 your mouth doesn't feel
12:53 lonely while doing this it's more of a
12:56 background music to your action
12:59 here you can replace it with any sound
13:00 doesn't matter you know like where do I
13:09 time still makes sense still makes sense
13:12 right such a useless word see I'll tell
13:14 you why because it is also a little bit
13:16 insulting to the person who was asked
13:18 the question when you say here yeah
13:21 because it makes the question look
13:24 bad every time the answer of a question
13:27 is here the question is 100%
13:30 stupid 100% where were we going here I
13:32 should have
13:34 known where is the forest here I should have
13:35 have
13:38 seen you know it's very I'll okay I'll
13:40 show you two scenarios okay I'll give
13:42 you two scenarios and one time I will
13:44 use here one time I won't use here and
13:46 you tell me if there is a
13:49 difference okay so I live in this place
13:51 uh called Midori Towers okay it's a
14:05 anyway I was stepping outside Midori
14:13 actually it's
14:16 Bombay I was I was stepping outside
14:19 Midori Towers okay and then a guy comes
14:22 in okay so this is the guy he looks very
14:23 much like me but he's he's not he's different
14:25 different [Music]
14:26 [Music]
14:30 guy a guy comes in and he's like where
14:34 is Midori Towers I'm like here he like
14:35 I'm so sorry man I asked I should have
14:39 seen I should have seen he gets
14:42 depressed yeah I couldn't save him car
14:44 came and hit
14:48 him that was exaggeration but something
14:49 similar happened I mean and now I'll
14:52 will show you second scene second scene
14:54 okay I'm getting out of Midori
14:57 Towers guy comes
15:12 oh thank you for your silence random man
15:14 then he goes to Midori Tower car misses
15:22 today not using ha saves lives this is
15:25 what I'm trying to
15:27 say okay if you want to move on we'll
15:30 move on
15:34 okay let's talk about the city the city
15:45 here you understood this question right
15:47 you understood they didn't understand
15:49 that's the problem this camera people
15:51 didn't understand people on YouTube they
15:53 don't get
16:01 yeah a man horrible I some people don't
16:03 understand about is that here travels with
16:10 you right see if you are here right now
16:12 you go over
16:21 again that's the problem people don't
16:24 get it they go on road trips you know
16:25 those road trip people after they've
16:28 reached the destination the driver looks back
16:29 back
16:31 he says we are
16:33 here and here's my point he could have
16:41 way and it would have still made sense
16:43 in fact when you were starting the road
16:44 trip you could have been like 3 2 1
16:48 everybody excited okay we are
16:50 here like you are correct but you are
16:57 anymore this is a big problem sometimes
16:59 people are like we are almost there you
17:02 are always almost
17:04 there no matter where you are you are
17:07 almost there life is between here and almost
17:16 there yeah all all of us trying to go
17:28 here I was not just joking when I said I
17:30 hated school because like I have that
17:32 album I wrote called school not so cool
17:35 which had songs like oh that teach
17:38 teacher teacher scary creature why no
17:41 understand and subjects some rhymes like
17:44 no not history cuz what the teacher is
17:46 talking about is still a mystery [Music]
