0:02 What's up you beautiful disasters?
0:08 Welcome back. Just a chill vlog today.
0:10 The air is good. The squirrels are only
0:12 being a little annoying. And last night
0:16 I stole a single perfect hiking boot.
0:19 Look at that Vibram soul Gortex. It's
0:21 beautiful. I don't have the other one,
0:23 so it's useless. But it's about sending
0:25 a message about that IRS agent I'm blackmailing.
0:27 blackmailing.
0:31 Let's just say my taxes for this year
0:33 are handled. But when you're on top, you
0:37 get haters. That ye ass Bigfoot in the
0:39 next valley can't stand my success.
0:42 Going to find a sunbeam, nap,
0:44 maybe terrorize some bird watchers later.
0:45 later.
0:52 Yeah, this is the life. No aliens, no
0:56 ghost peppers, just peace and quiet.
0:59 This is what it's all about, boys. Find
1:04 your zen, even if you have to steal it.
1:08 What the hell is that sound?
1:11 Is that a woodpecker on meth? Seriously.
1:15 All right. Who's being a [ __ ]
1:29 It's a big metal bird. A loud one.
1:32 Maybe it's Zorp.
1:34 Wait a minute. That sound That's not Zorp.
1:36 Zorp.
1:39 No [ __ ] way. That son of a [ __ ]
1:42 actually did it. I'm getting swatted.
1:45 Holy [ __ ] I'm getting swatted. I know
1:50 it was him. That prick Yeti vlogs.
2:01 The feds are here. He sent the feds.
2:05 This is what happens when you're on top.
2:09 Oh god, they're on top of me.
2:11 This is it.
2:14 Rico, get the mods. Ban whoever did
2:18 this. perma banan his ass.
2:20 If I don't make it, delete my search
2:23 history and give my jerky to Fred. I'm
2:26 not going back to forest jail. You hear
2:34 All I did was be myself. I steal snacks
2:37 and scare people for content.
2:40 And this is the thanks. You want a war?
2:44 I'll give you a [ __ ] war.
2:54 Wait, they're retreating. Are they
3:02 They're gone. We did it. They couldn't
3:05 handle it.
3:08 We [ __ ] did it, chat. We did it.
3:11 They're gone.
3:13 They came into my house.
3:16 They tried to take me down, but we held
3:21 the line. They saw my tactical rock.
3:22 And they pissed their pants and went
3:27 home. That little [ __ ] Yeti vlogs. I
3:29 know it was him. This has his pathetic
3:32 stink all over it. You hear me? You
3:35 cloutchasing sack of [ __ ] This is no
3:38 longer a content war. This is personal.
3:41 That's it. I'm going over there. I don't
3:46 take a [ __ ] on his napping rock.
3:49 You poke the bear, you get the claws.
3:51 You swat the squatch, you get the
3:55 squatch. And I'm bringing this.
4:00 This is my deplatforming stick.
4:03 All right, I got to go commit a felony.
4:05 Like and subscribe so you don't miss me
4:07 beating his ass.
4:15 The vlog ends when I get revenge.
4:19 His valley is just over this hill.
4:22 I'm fueled by pure rage and jerky. See
4:25 this effort? I climb a [ __ ] mountain
4:34 Okay, tactical break.
4:37 Mountain's bigger than I thought. Don't
4:40 judge me. What are you looking at? Fly
4:42 away. You don't want to be an accessory
4:54 Running hot on pure rage.
4:58 There it is. Douchebag Valhalla. I can
5:02 smell the cowardice from here.
5:04 Time to go to work.
5:06 This is for the real ones who are tired
5:13 Look at this pathetic landmark. My pet
5:26 [ __ ] your landmark.
5:30 Going in deep enemy territory.
5:34 Got to stay frosty.
5:37 Look at the size of that.
5:39 He's compensating for something.
5:47 mine's bigger. That's just a fact.
5:57 Now I got you, Yeti. No way to run it.
6:07 Get out of my shot. Here it is. The lair
6:16 And a [ __ ] welcome mat. A welcome mat.
6:18 mat.
6:21 Who does he think he is?
6:24 Okay. Yeti's not here. This is my
6:34 This is his napping rock. The perfect target.
6:36 target. [Music]
6:42 Phase one complete.
6:44 That stanked.
6:47 He'll be finding corn in that for weeks.
7:02 Learn to curate, you amateur.
7:04 Phase two,
7:14 Sleep tight. Don't let the Blair Witch
7:19 bite. Yeah, that's art. A masterpiece of terror.
7:26 My work here is done. Justice has been
7:31 served swiftly and with poop. That's
7:40 Revenge is exhausting.
7:43 Note to self. Make him come to me next time.
7:46 time. Oh,
7:48 Oh,
7:50 this taught me that
7:53 haters will always try to tear you down
7:56 and you just got to find their cave and
7:59 take a dump on their favorite rock.
8:06 Home sweet home.
8:10 A home that is not defecated upon.
8:15 I need a beer or a nap or a beer then a nap.
8:18 nap.
8:20 [ __ ] that Yeti, man. He really tried to
8:27 Also, guys, thanks for the thousand subscribers.
8:29 subscribers. Woohoo.
8:31 Woohoo.
8:34 But that's all for tonight. See you
