0:09 Jack, how long would you say a turkey
0:10 last in the fridge?
0:12 >> Oh, 3 days.
0:14 >> Right, cuz I put mine in last night, but
0:15 he was dead this morning. >> What?
0:15 >> What?
0:18 >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's
0:19 your point in that thing?
0:21 >> Sorry. The dragon gets a bit angry when
0:22 he's startled.
0:23 >> Right. Will you come on? We've got a
0:24 grotto to pick up and we've got a
0:28 Christmas parade to headline.
0:30 Rudolph had to empty the tank before his
0:46 I waited at the [music] stop sign.
0:49 Got a hole in my head. [music]
0:51 [music]
0:54 Carefully entwined
0:57 [music] from the root of the dead.
1:10 >> Since I hope Barry did a good job
1:11 building this grotto.
1:12 >> Actually, yeah, since the week after the blowing.
1:12 blowing.
1:13 >> I heard that.
1:15 >> Look, Barry's as close as a
1:16 perfectionist as you get. Not to worry
1:18 about it. All right. [bell] [music]
1:34 Well, what do you think? You think
1:48 >> This is a Christmas you won't forget.
1:49 >> Well, we definitely won't forget it,
1:51 Barry. All this took was a bit of
1:54 vision, hard work, determination, and
1:56 the will to get it done. Do you realize
1:58 I was at this since the week after the plowing?
2:00 plowing?
2:02 >> I heard. I heard.
2:03 >> Look, Barry, I know whether to laugh or cry.
2:05 cry.
2:09 Now, Jack, I know it's emotional. You
2:12 clearly know a thing of beauty.
2:14 >> I know a beauty. All right, but that's
2:16 >> right. We've got Look, we've got a
2:18 Christmas parade to headline. Barry,
2:19 where's Mrs. does.
2:21 >> Oh, she's a no-go. >> What?
2:22 >> What?
2:23 >> The pressure got to her. She was all
2:26 right waving to the crowds and doing her
2:28 Mrs. Claus stuff, but when she was
2:30 handing out the selection boxes, the
2:34 >> dead. >> Dead.
2:35 >> Dead.
2:38 >> Oh, no. Don't. She's gone in a bender.
2:39 >> I hate to say it, Sammy, but you're
2:41 going happy. Mrs. Claus, you about to
2:42 shave the legs.
2:44 >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all
2:47 remember what happened the last time.
2:48 >> Oh, yeah.
2:50 The McConnell headquarter wasn't the
2:52 same since.
2:54 >> Shiran is in town, Nadia.
2:56 >> Oh, yeah. She's doing some promotional
2:59 work for Balman Auto Parts.
3:01 >> Nadia had fill out the costume nicely if
3:02 you can swing it.
3:04 >> Here, I'll give her a ring.
3:06 >> No, no need. I have this one.
3:07 >> You How are you going to persuade her?
3:09 >> There'll be no persuading at all. Use a
3:11 bit of masculine charm, show off the
3:13 arms, and run the panel hand.
3:26 >> All I ever wanted was $2 million cash
3:48 >> Please, please, please, Nadia, I have
3:49 all 10 of your calendars and all the
3:51 pages are stuck together.
3:53 >> Is that so? All of the pages, Jack?
3:54 >> Well, all them except November. That's
3:56 just cuz I don't like Aston Martins.
3:58 >> Oh, you cheeky so and so. The shoot with
4:00 the Aston Martin was my favorite.
4:02 >> I'll make it up to you by New Year's
4:03 Day. Out of all the November stuck together.
4:04 together.
4:05 >> Okay, but you've got a bit of work to do.
4:06 do.
4:15 >> [music]
4:20 >> All I ever wanted was to cash quick.
4:23 >> And that Barry is why garlic bread is
4:24 banned in Monahan.
4:34 [music] >> Yeah.
4:37 >> Yeah.
4:40 All I ever wanted was $2 million cash.
4:56 >> Works everything.
4:58 >> Nadia, you're legend. Thanks so much for
5:00 helping us out last minute. Right,
5:01 everyone, come on. Let's get [music]
5:03 going. We have to be headlining this
5:06 parade in 10 minutes time. Santa Claus,
5:08 Mrs. Claus, let's get you into the
5:10 grotto. I want you ready for that exit
5:12 as soon as we get there. Rudolph, have
5:13 you got your suit zipped up? Right. Come
5:27 >> What do you think of me?
5:29 >> It's cute. It's kind of got community
5:30 project vibes. Did the local kids make it?
5:32 it?
5:34 >> What? I built this myself. Well, I'm at
5:36 it since a week after the pling.
5:38 >> All right.
5:40 >> All right. Hold on tight. The two of you
5:42 is right. I'm driving.
5:43 >> No, you're not.
5:44 >> Yes, I am.
5:45 >> No, you're not.
5:46 >> Yes, I am.
6:07 >> Make sure you leave me a decent one.
6:08 >> What you mean?
6:10 >> I mean all in the galaxy and my taser
6:11 ones are gone.
6:13 >> There's no ones left.
6:16 >> You own the bounty ones. There's no
6:18 >> No one likes the bounty ones.
6:19 >> Hang on. There's one camera one here.
6:20 >> It's mine.
6:21 >> You can have the rest.
6:41 >> Nadia. Barry.
6:42 >> Nadia. Barry.
6:46 >> [ __ ] GET OUT. GET OUT. OH,
6:47 >> YOU ALL RIGHT?
6:51 >> BARRY. NADIA. BARRY. OH,
6:53 >> are you all right?
6:55 >> Oh, it's me Grotto. I don't care.
6:57 >> Never mind. your grotto. Are you okay?
6:58 >> Oh, I'm grand. I'm grand. >> Nadia,
6:59 >> Nadia,
7:02 >> Nadia, Nadia, Nadia, [screaming] Nadia,
7:03 Nadia, >> Nadia,
7:03 >> Nadia, >> Nadia,
7:05 >> Nadia,
7:07 >> Nadia, [panting]
7:13 >> Oh, there she is. >> Yeah.
7:15 >> Yeah. [music]
7:16 [music]
7:19 >> All I ever wanted wasion cash quick.
7:25 >> Oh, that's all right. I'll make me own
7:29 way out. Thanks very much. [music]
7:30 [music]
7:32 >> Daddy, are you all right?
7:33 >> Ah, yeah, of course. Sure. I've seen
7:35 more chaos at a brand Thomas Black
8:11 Ah no, it's destroyed.
8:13 You not realize I've been working on
8:16 this since the week
8:17 >> after the plowing.
8:20 >> We get it, Barry. The whole parish knows
8:21 you've been working on it since the week
8:23 after the bloody plowing.
8:25 >> What do we do now?
8:27 >> We still have to get to the parade.
8:31 >> No, no, no, we don't.
8:35 I've got a better idea.
9:09 >> This is a good shout. Fammy,
9:13 >> you're not a good hair in your chest.
9:15 >> I was only missing. Jesus. Sorry.
9:17 >> You just worry about those June pages in
9:21 the calendar, Jack.
9:22 >> Barry, are you sure you don't need to go
9:25 to hospital?
9:27 >> Not at all. I made a harder stuff than that.
9:29 that.
9:31 >> Right, lads. Happy [ __ ] Christmas.
9:38 >> The wonders [music] of life [singing]
9:42 got the prettiest side for everyone to
9:44 [music] enjoy.
9:46 Standing up close [singing] by the
9:49 Christmas [music] tree. Glimmering
9:52 light. I am right where I want to be. I
9:54 will be home [singing] for a couple of
