0:03 there's a lot of slow bur in this demo
0:08 so far so that is what's cool about it I
0:10 think it's very similar to when I eat
0:13 Taco Bell and I Turtle for a few hours
0:14 that's good that's a good message Chat
0:21 mods Vinnie why do you always read the
0:23 worst messages if he reads this then
0:26 that means it's the worst
0:29 message I I like I have a weird
0:31 superpower which is actually not a
0:33 superpower and my eyes seem to laser
0:36 focus on the worst
0:43 know sometimes I like it I don't like it that
0:45 that
0:49 much you just ruined chat uh yeah no I'm
0:50 I'm just not going to read any chat
0:52 messages so unless the chat messages are
0:54 good I'm not reading
0:57 them I want good chat messages
1:00 only read this one that wasn't a good
1:03 chat message what the [Music]
1:05 [Music]
1:08 fuck do you eat your foot Nails I'm
1:20 to thank you
1:32 someone said um Vinnie what's your
1:35 number one unpopular
1:37 opinion now that is from a chat member
1:40 named Daddy's jizzes my number one most
1:42 unpopular opinion is that if you name
1:45 yourself Daddy's jizzes in a twitch chat
1:47 that you don't deserve the respect of
1:48 the streamer or your fellow chat members
1:50 in the same way someone else might for
1:53 example um that's maybe my most unpopular
1:54 unpopular
1:56 opinion I know not not a lot of people
1:59 would agree with that but Vin you named
2:01 your yourself off a Mario Party game
2:03 where you and your pals thought piranha
2:04 plants looked like
2:07 assholes says orifice
2:09 Horus what a great name that is that's a
2:12 good one you're right you are correct by
2:15 the way orifice Horus um under the
2:17 floorboards with Harrison Ford but I
2:20 will say that uh Daddy's jizzes is a
2:21 little bit more on the
2:25 nose i w I just said that out loud
2:28 too Vinnie I think you were right about saying
2:30 saying
2:32 that this would be some people's last time
2:34 time
2:37 here that is right super fighting loli
2:39 why the fuck am I reading the names of
2:42 these people and each one is what is going
2:44 going
2:49 on it's been random all three times and
2:50 all three times their names have been
2:54 fucking weird Vinnie you have selective
2:57 reading my cock is humongous is the name
3:00 of that chat member that just said that
3:03 I guess I do Mike Hawk is humongous I
3:04 guess I
3:06 do you wouldn't even believe me if I
3:08 told you I wasn't specifically reading
3:11 that dude's chat name before I said
3:13 anything don't act like it's a mistake
3:16 says Cy chameleon all
3:19 right I think chat now knows why I I
3:22 call everyone chat member I think today
3:31 proof so said I'm impressed at the IBS
3:34 sound effects of course you would be I'm
3:35 not going to read your name out loud cuz
3:49 you another chat member called you know
3:50 what I will read this chat member's name
3:53 out because I just feel bad for them
3:55 they just said IBS mentioned in all caps
4:03 [Music]
4:05 then he zoom in on ral's feet I swear to
4:07 God chat member what the fuck is your
4:13 [Music]
4:17 dentata brute tigri 21 I don't call out
4:18 chat members by name and I'm not going
4:21 to read your
4:24 comment I'm not but what the fuck did
4:27 you just tell
4:29 me why would you tell me that I I don't
4:35 information what did he say I don't know
4:38 I don't know if I want to repeat it
4:40 there's just something that his sister
4:42 pulled out of a dog's
4:44 ass pretty
4:52 [Music]
4:55 it boy Vinnie would sure love to know
4:58 this I will be telling Vinnie tonight
5:05 you you looked cool cooler than I
5:07 thought you would anyway just a little
5:08 well anyway you saved me so I guess I'll
5:12 reward you what do you wish just tell me
5:15 Well nothing really don't be shy I can
5:17 tell what you're thinking my mother gave
5:18 it to me and said I should give it to
5:21 only the man who will be my husband you
5:24 might call it the Zora engagement ring
5:26 all right I'll give you my most precious
5:45 mono just ban them just just B just take
5:49 mental notes take notes and then just
5:51 ban one after another go on a fucking spree
5:53 spree [Music]
6:05 you think it's link is surprised by
6:07 weird new hair being
6:09 in God damn it I thought you talking
6:11 about his haircut like oh link has a new
6:13 weird haircut why is his hair styled
6:22 it the room was a square there was
6:23 nothing Tri triangular about [Music]
6:26 [Music]
6:30 it link I would have expected no less
6:31 from the man I chose to be my if I see
6:35 the word caviar in chat one more time I
6:36 swear on me
6:39 Jacobs from the man I chose to be my
6:45 it's someone said we just left a temple
6:48 of water and Chad is still [Applause]
6:56 thirsty listen chat if any of you want
6:58 to fuck the water bottle I'm going to
7:00 stop the stream right now
7:14 no uhoh mhm water's had a fruity fling
7:18 new Rubicon spring an exciting spring
7:24 God holy
7:27 shit Chad that's exactly what you think
7:30 it is that's exactly what do you think
7:36 fruit someone in chat just said I want
7:44 grounded Serena is so kind and gentle
7:46 why can't my wife be more like
7:48 her I'm helping to treat the wounded
7:50 Sailors but something's rather strange
7:52 uh they keep coming back to me with new
7:55 injuries I've been asking them all their
7:57 names by the way but I haven't come
7:59 across a Kai yet I hope he isn't too
8:07 anything so nervous come on come on
8:08 she's so
8:27 Chad Chad someone just wrot in chat cock
8:31 injured tell me travel have you seen my
8:35 no good LOL husband he said he was going
8:37 to get his head examined whatever that
8:39 means I should get mine looked at for
8:40 marrying such a
8:42 dope oh what is wrong with me that
8:45 wasn't even that funny it's just the way
8:48 the chat member typed it in all caps I
8:50 don't I don't know Vinnie who's the
8:54 stinkiest character in game Cool fucking
9:02 Aya it would I hate to say it but Aya
9:09 cavewoman but they might bathe in the
9:12 river but there's no soap so yeah probably
9:14 probably
9:17 Aya uh I would say frog probably smells
9:20 a bit slimy why why are we doing this I
9:22 should not have dignified your question
9:23 with a [Music]
9:25 [Music]
9:29 response Vinnie are you going to help I
9:38 Hell chat member named devil misled
9:41 me listen it's a little on the nose chat
9:48 name it's okay it was an accident I forgive
9:49 forgive
9:52 them Vinnie Forgive
9:55 Me Maybe you could like pay me and I
9:59 could forgive you does that sound fair
10:01 what's your favorite thing about
10:04 concrete on a hot day it will steam when it
10:06 it
10:09 rains is the diaper Chief in this
10:12 game yes someone said Vinnie what M
10:14 mundane object in your life would save
10:24 button Tom Green is weirdly influential
10:25 and people don't really kind of think
10:27 about that
10:29 because he was such a product of of the '90s
10:31 '90s
10:34 he influenced me into joing a horse why
10:36 did I read that out
10:39 loud fun fact vasectomy is a lot like
10:41 crimping wires except the wires are your sperm
10:42 sperm
10:46 tubes holy oh man thank you chat member
10:48 I didn't know
10:58 you so chat what was what about that desk
11:00 desk
11:03 who who is that guy who the guy that
11:06 told me to check the desk let me see
11:08 them Joe man
11:11 360 scratch 43 well okay never mind
11:15 scratch 43 he had a question mark okay
11:16 yeah there were a couple other people I
11:18 just just wanted to make mental note of
11:19 their names cool
11:22 cool
11:25 cool what was the nutritional source of
11:27 the first organism that lived 3.9
11:43 volcanoes like thermal vents or
11:45 something that was the closest to that
11:51 see
11:56 McDonald's did you see that McDonald's
12:00 made granny cream real
12:01 I did see there was some granny cream
12:04 shit at McDonald's let me um it really
12:07 does sound like my terrible mcdan
12:11 bit here at MCD we've got granny [Music]
12:14 [Music]
12:17 creams look at the green Eminem with her hooker
12:18 hooker
12:21 boots Vinnie zoom in on Green [Music]
12:37 someone just said I hate his wanting
12:40 mouth yeah yeah well when you say it like
12:42 like
12:50 too what season of Vine sace are we on
12:53 oh the wanting
12:56 season this is what a real pizza looks
13:01 like chat it was
13:02 was
13:05 perfect someone said too oily you watch
13:06 your whore
13:08 mouth this is authentic
13:11 authentic
13:19 corn I
13:26 now Vinnie it's possible to make poop
13:34 all right what's going on zot I join but
13:36 I got to go see the butt doctor tomorrow thank
13:43 you I needed to know that we all did
13:45 Good Luck
13:47 do someone in my chat said Jolly you
13:49 like this they said you can't fuck
13:51 Osmosis Jones he goes into your urethra
13:54 and goes into a new [Laughter]
13:57 [Laughter]
14:00 adventure man I want the cock level
14:03 foros Jones please so glad I read that
14:07 out loud my Lord somebody make that mod
14:09 immediately someone in chat said I'm
14:11 showing my girlfriend your stream for
14:13 the first time tonight don't do anything
14:16 weird thank you for the
14:19 drinks well you just missed me making
14:22 Pokémon noises so it's very very late
14:24 for that but it's going to happen
14:25 there's going to be some cool stuff
14:26 ahead you know what I it's not going to
14:29 be weird just keep watching [Music]
14:32 [Music] [Applause]
14:52 TR that was Grover getting topped what
14:54 the fuck why did you have to say that
14:55 like that [Music]
15:00 [Music]
15:03 oh God five out of five what is going
15:06 on stop making the waveforms panicular I
15:09 am not I am not planning on the
15:27 member someone said can we get an update
15:30 on that guy's girlfriend oh she's gone
15:32 she's not only gone but she's already
15:34 married to someone new by [Music]
15:41 now Vinnie my friend says you look
15:51 eight tell your friend I don't need their
15:57 compliments why does it look like Elmo
15:59 is sucking off norts in the background
16:06 huh oh
16:15 that's I like when Vin's on camera CU
16:17 you can see the disdain in his eyes when
16:18 he reads
16:29 messages ready go go yooo chat what is
16:31 this new meme that you've invented I I
16:34 groove what what the fuck oh I I haven't
16:38 oh I don't have it because I have to
16:39 refresh chatty if I'm going to see it
16:41 and I I can't see it right now [Music]
16:44 [Music]
16:47 so why why is chat typing [Music]
16:50 [Music]
16:52 that please tell me that's not a real
16:54 emote please fucking tell me that's not
16:56 a real [Music]
16:57 [Music]
17:06 tonight all right chat chat you were
17:08 really really going out of your way to
17:11 show that you have one brain
17:14 cell tonight is the one the shared one
17:17 brain cell
17:20 experience here I am applying all of my
17:23 brain cells to try to beat this level
17:26 and I look in chat say G baby please [Music]
17:29 [Music]
17:31 every brain cell every neuron in my
17:34 brain is firing right now and every
17:42 firing Vinnie which Pikmin feels the
17:45 best up your urethra do not clip that do
17:55 that hammer your cock shut so you don't
17:56 have to pee
17:58 anymore great great sentence chat member
18:00 just just keep typing shit like that
18:02 just just keep typing shit like that very
18:03 very
18:06 good do the balls go in the condom
18:07 that's that's a normal thing to say in
18:11 someone's chat room says weird
18:14 thing fucking dies leaves and then never
18:19 comes back streamer reads it out
18:22 loud someone just said punching my cock
18:26 to this tune but why did I read that out
18:30 loud hey Vinnie
18:32 hey Vinnie I'm the urethra chat member
18:35 from earlier I was wondering if you knew
18:38 in the new Oppenheimer movie slopen
18:43 Heimer says urethra when he makes the
18:46 bomb yep that's what he that's what he
18:49 says he said yep mhm mods B ban that chat
18:56 member hey Vinnie how do I stop myself
18:57 from saying something terrible in chat
18:59 says a chat member well I'm glad you
19:03 asked chat member mods ban that
19:06 guy Vinnie I'm smoking Jenum tonight
19:09 mods run a tank through that guy's living
19:14 room this part is just you sucking not
19:16 the game chat member I will drop kick
19:19 you out of this chat room into another
19:23 life wasn't Gaddafi in the super
19:27 show my chat member my chat member in
19:29 Judas I
19:33 don't believe Gaddafi was
19:36 in was in the Mario Brothers Super Show
19:38 chat what are
19:40 you what are you talking about Gaddafi
19:42 was in the Mario Brothers Super [Music]
19:44 [Music]
19:47 Show there's a really hang on there's a
19:49 really entertaining kill here says a chat
19:50 chat
19:53 member if you position 47 in a specific
19:54 way between the shelf and the ice maker
20:05 is once
20:09 again oh oh god look look at Link's
20:11 feet this is actually a heck of an
20:15 unreleased game from the makers of
20:18 cristalis what champions of self suck
20:21 God damn it I keep fucking falling for
20:25 it because like if you read the sentence
20:27 it sounds good it's like okay well yeah
20:29 now that that sounds a about right maybe
20:31 the developer of Christ Alis did make a
20:33 game like this and this was
20:35 repurposed but I didn't read the last
20:38 line because it scrolled up too
20:40 quickly it says
20:43 says
20:57 [Music]
21:01 shit really like like why am why am I
21:10 [Music]
21:13 messages Vinnie I laughed so hard at
21:14 that that I scared my
21:22 me fun fact the outer rim is named after
21:25 George Lucas's ass cheek fat God damn it
21:30 I really need to read these sentences
21:32 like fully in my head before I read them out
21:33 out [Music]
21:35 [Music]
21:38 loud someone just said God I hate this
21:40 stupid gormless face are you talking
21:46 Kong it's
21:48 gormless it's there's not a whole lot of
22:14 [Music]
22:17 oh let's do it do
22:19 it Vinnie I want to see a mud wrestling
22:22 fight between Sammy and Sonia okay I'm
22:24 going to stop looking at the chat now
22:26 thanks it's been good tonight chat but
22:28 I'm I'm going to just focus on the game
22:31 now no no specific reason other you know
22:32 why I would do [Music]
22:36 [Music]
22:46 [Applause]
22:48 Force Vinnie read what your fucking mod
22:52 just said I you know what it's better I
23:00 Vinnie did you know that there's a k
23:04 classy on a hole now to cater to the clown
23:05 clown
23:07 Market Jackal what does that mean can
23:10 you explain classy on aole what is that
23:12 is that like a James Bond
23:17 villain Jim M name is classy on a
23:21 hole I think it even honks Vinnie oh why
23:26 no
23:28 oh well I've learned something new to
23:44 clip doing the dishes is very important
23:46 remember sorry Vin I'm cranking my hog
23:58 car I used to do a better V diesel
24:00 turning into a car [Music]
24:01 [Music]
24:03 impression those days are long gone
24:06 though Chad I
24:08 think no you
24:11 didn't it's not lost media I don't think
24:17 be can't find it stop I chat you're
24:29 hey hey Pops does this thing work
24:31 why' you why'd you link me to that that's
24:35 just any I think you're talking about
24:39 this one yes hey
24:56 links why am I still clicking this video
24:59 why am I still clicking this video [Music]
25:06 yeah chat I'm starting to recognize the [Music]
25:07 [Music]
25:10 link someone just said found the link
25:13 I'm not looking for any specific
25:16 things hey Pops is this I I'm not
25:18 looking for anything why are you linking
25:25 it I
25:29 it okay
25:31 I can't even complain cuz someone like
25:36 sent me the Lim biscuit thing sperm all
25:39 right um we're done
25:42 clicking we are done clicking this is
25:45 the real one the real what I need more
25:47 you can't just say this is the real one
25:49 I'm not looking for
25:52 anything Vinnie found a guide for you a
25:56 guide to what chat member a guide to what
25:57 what [Music]
26:02 [Music]
26:04 for my family my father I was
26:07 in it's funny because retro type the the
26:09 shit poster of the chat ended up
26:20 video we're here to support booster so
26:27 maintenance booster will work faster [Music]
26:28 [Music]
26:31 do you think Snippets give booster oral
26:34 support from time to time worst chat
26:36 message of the day of the week of the month
26:43 maybe to be fair the sniffers are
26:47 uniquely equipped for such a
26:50 job clown pubes wait is that a chat
26:53 member's name or did I just invent that
26:54 please tell me someone's named clown
27:02 oh there is a clown pubes okay I cuz I
27:04 seriously sometimes I question my
27:07 sanity check their history they only say
27:10 clown pubes in chat
27:11 chat [Music]
27:13 [Music]
27:17 okay well I respect the dedication to
27:19 the bit the
27:22 commitment that's all they're allowed to say
27:24 say [Music]
27:28 [Music]
27:30 hi Vinnie are you enjoying the game I
27:32 hope you have a great day man thank you
27:34 chat member that's very kind of you I I
27:36 I hate it no I really like it so far it's
27:37 it's
27:49 here all right that chat member has been
27:52 fucking banned man whenever I'm good at
27:54 a game someone just immediately finds a
27:55 way to take the credit away from me and
28:01 just you wait for the god gamer
28:03 compilation just you wait chat member
28:14 day the god gamer compilation will be a
28:16 YouTube short oh very funny laugh it up chat
