0:12 100% skincare routine so requested I'm
0:15 about to save your life you can thank me
0:17 by pressing that sub button and give me
0:18 a spank on the ass you know that's all
0:21 that I ask for these days a little bit
0:24 of action everyone can't shut up t t
0:27 where is the skincare routine well today
0:28 I'm here to give it to you I'm going to
0:31 cut the [ __ ] it's really [Music]
0:38 are you falling in love one young wishes
0:41 one young wishes in Her Dream she's like
0:43 Tay Tay please tell me this can get R
0:45 and let me tell you she's got vaseline
0:50 Vaseline I've used the same routine for
0:51 over 5 years that means it's [ __ ]
0:53 certified I do not change my products
0:55 weekly you're a [ __ ] liar okay if you
0:57 say you'll change your products that
0:59 much and you have good skin in general
1:00 my skin is dry
1:02 combination and oily and summer so
1:04 recover the whole gamut with my [ __ ]
1:07 skin I put friends in my own life on one
1:09 of these products if not to and they
1:10 have been a game changer even for people
1:13 with very sensitive skin so put that out
1:15 there if you see a sponsored video of me
1:18 doing skincare I I don't [ __ ] use it
1:19 I don't [ __ ] use it let me tell you
1:21 that much let me tell you that much you
1:24 got a medical issue I I not the doctor I
1:26 am not the father of that job now before
1:27 we get into just skincare we have to
1:31 think about it okay before for skin what
1:33 comes before that sleep totally getting
1:37 my 8 hours hydration diet mhm exercise
1:40 Yeah clean bed sheets yeah not using our
1:43 dirty towel on our face yeah those are
1:45 the the ground rules I do not use a
1:48 towel on my [ __ ] face ever ever ever
1:50 ever full stop if you're thinking about
1:51 using your tow in your face put that
1:54 [ __ ] down I'm so serious right now once
1:56 you use a tow once even if it's out of
1:57 the washing machine you didn't know
2:00 what's been on there air dry for life
2:02 your face will dry in literally less
2:04 than 10 seconds if you just give it a
2:06 moment do I sleep good every night [ __ ]
2:09 no a clean pillowcase preferably silk or
2:11 satin I have bought myself and invested
2:12 in a silk one you can get some cheap
2:14 ones I don't know if they [ __ ] are
2:16 really 100% silk or they're scamming the
2:17 [ __ ] out of me but I was like you know
2:19 what I'll spend that 50 bucks I got one
2:21 for 50 bucks okay I know some are a lot more
2:23 more
2:25 expensive do what you will with that
2:26 information okay first we're doing
2:28 cleansing bomb cleans up this you could
2:31 you can use any [ __ ] bomb cleanser I
2:32 mean I guess preferably Korean cuz like
2:34 they're the only ones that I've tried
2:36 this one is the cheapest one that I
2:38 found and guess what it's doing just
2:40 fine I have no broken at all you can use
2:42 vanilla cat you can use this one you can
2:44 use this cheap [ __ ] one I found on a
2:47 Korean website you can use this one
2:49 Whatever one is the cheapest to you is
2:52 the one you should use so go for your
2:53 host content budge and Hunton the most
2:55 important thing when you're doing oil
2:56 cleansing get that [ __ ] off your face
2:58 okay if you can use a little water
3:00 that's fine I don't always use a Gel
3:02 Cleanser after this but that is the next
3:04 step Gel Cleanser you don't have to use
3:06 this every morning okay I do wash my
3:08 face with at least water every morning
3:10 this can be even too much product this
3:13 is the most gentle facial cleanser I
3:15 have [ __ ] used okay this is also
3:17 extremely cheap it's very [ __ ] gentle
3:19 cuz you can use it like every day and it
3:20 does not dry you out you don't want your
3:22 skin feeling squeaky clean like you just
3:24 put a bar of soap on your face are you
3:27 trying to strip your skin be for real I
3:28 actually think most cleansers are
3:32 [ __ ] dog [ __ ] so bomb cleanser Gel
3:36 Cleanser bomb gel if you were sunscreen
3:38 that day or any type of makeup you must
3:41 use a bomb cleanser or an oil cleanser
3:42 perhaps this will also be fun if you
3:43 were sunscreen because apparently like
3:44 our body's oil break down the things on
3:46 our face anyway so by the time it's the
3:47 end of the day half of that shit's not
3:49 there anyway now very occasionally I
3:53 will use this demica like physical
3:55 exfoliant very rarely but it will make
3:57 your skin extra smooth physical
3:59 exfoliant is literally like taking sand
4:02 paper to your face would you [ __ ] do
4:04 that every day no this is the most
4:05 important product that I think you can
4:07 use in your entire life I've used this
4:09 for 5 years plus I think I put [ __ ]
4:11 every person that I know in my life on
4:13 and if they've swapped to it they they
4:15 know what I'm talking about my ride or
4:18 dive Lanes cream skin I have talked
4:20 about it before this is my Caron potential
4:22 potential
4:24 partner I'm so serious about that we
4:26 been in a committed relationship for
4:28 over 5 years this is gloss skin in a
4:30 bottle this product will make you look
4:32 like a god just came down and touched
4:36 your face okay you see this from one
4:38 [ __ ] product all the T one looks good
4:40 it's more expensive so I haven't tried
4:42 it uh this one also looks good it's more
4:44 expensive I haven't tried it uh I use a
4:45 spray cuz I'm
4:48 [ __ ] sometimes I actually forget to
4:49 put moisturizer on because of how
4:51 hydrating this is you can find the signs
4:52 about it but there's like some peptide
4:54 formulation with multiple types of honic
4:55 acid etc etc one big tip for this
4:57 product when your faces way don't use
5:00 the [ __ ] towel as I said put this on
5:01 when your face is wet no towel in
5:03 between let that [ __ ] dry the water in
5:04 the air and on your face will go into
5:06 your skin that's how hyaluronic acid
5:09 Works apparently now the next most
5:10 important thing you've heard up the
5:14 Wazoo about on Tik Tok that is Trenton
5:17 Owen retinol every other retinol product
5:20 in the market is overpriced a ripoff or
5:21 a scam there's a lot to get into with
5:24 this product when you first start maybe
5:27 once a week and like a tiny amount like
5:30 literally a t drop size amount it's not
5:31 scary it's not [ __ ] scary like if you
5:33 use too much your Skin's a bit tingly
5:34 and you'll get more peeling which means
5:36 you'll have even better skin in the next
5:39 few days okay that's it on other nights
5:40 when you don't use that you can use a
5:42 chemical exfoliant this is one example
5:44 this one's expensive I did not pay for
5:47 it there's many other ah a BHA exfoliant
5:49 and this is a chemical exfoliant there's
5:51 like one from clour X that I think is
5:53 good maybe you'd want if you have more
5:56 blackheads you might just focus on BHA
5:58 see what you need for you okay
6:00 moisturizer you you are being scammed
6:02 for moisturizer moisturizer companies
6:03 are scamming you you do not need
6:05 anything interesting in a moisturizer if
6:06 you're paying over $50 for a moisturizer
6:08 you're being scammed and you are [ __ ]
6:12 stupid that being said any moisturizer
6:14 is good enough except maybe like some
6:16 cave stuff I think cave like kind of
6:18 [ __ ] did you know moisturizer by its
6:20 [ __ ] name is a lie it does not
6:22 moisturize your skin it is a barrier to
6:25 stop moisture leaving your skin
6:26 moisturizer should be the cheapest
6:29 product that you use it is an exclusive
6:31 which means a
6:35 barrier oh my God I use the ilun yes
6:38 this is for [ __ ] like your body body
6:39 cream I use this one mainly because this
6:42 one doesn't have any fragrance at least
6:43 like I don't think so any of the ilun
6:45 products this is the red line which is
6:47 thicker which I like to use because my
6:48 get slightly dry combination their blue
6:51 line is not as thick as this it's also
6:52 good but I prefer something a little bit
6:55 thicker if you're an Australia dermine
6:57 this is my favorite so don't spend money
6:59 on a [ __ ] moisturizer spend your
7:02 money on a [ __ ] toner in the daytime
7:05 we put on sunscreen so important even I
7:06 forget sometimes apparently even if
7:09 you're inside you put on sunscreen I
7:11 sometimes don't I should I love my
7:14 Japanese sunscreens the one problem is
7:15 they are a bit drying cuz they kind of
7:18 are alcohol-based if you have dry skin
7:20 or when I have dry skin I don't use them
7:30 alcoholysis the only davan product I
7:31 have here but I love all of their
7:34 [ __ ] stuff this is their sunscreen
7:37 it's amazing Australian sunscreen rocks
7:39 uh this one also is pretty non- greasy
7:41 and doesn't leave a white cost I think
7:45 oh it doesn't see it goes clear if you
7:47 want to also cheat gloss skin a thicker
7:49 sunscreen will give you that greasy glow
7:52 so if it says greasy it's not going to
7:54 say that you're going to have more of a
7:57 glow now we have secret hack time I
7:59 [ __ ] swear bu under eye patches I
8:02 love these ones you can put them here
8:04 you can put them here a face mask this
8:06 one's in a drawer so it lasts longer or
8:08 a face mask sheet most of that smells
8:09 like fragrance [ __ ] anyway so I
8:11 don't really think I still much at all
8:12 you've now reached the professional
8:14 section of the
8:18 video Micron needling Garing I do
8:19 because my face gets puffy most of the
8:21 time I just use these fingers you can
8:26 start here like this uh hold it and
8:28 down apparently want to open this up
8:29 first so usually I do this and then you
8:31 can feel it you want to go slow not too much
8:32 much
8:36 pressure section you both go in and out
8:40 so and and and you want to drain it down
8:42 your neck Derman needling this is good
8:43 if you have deep acne Stars you prob
8:45 recommend the stamp that just goes in
8:46 and out and you can Target like specific
8:48 areas to let summarize milk toner
8:50 moisturizer sunscreen you're [ __ ]
8:52 done for the morning night time you got
8:54 milk toner tread no one or an acid or nothing
8:55 nothing
8:57 moisturizer sleep [Music]
8:59 [Music]
9:04 [Music]
9:06 now when I do all cleanse iOS so
9:10 sometimes do this a bit of a face
9:12 massage this is seriously what my skin
9:17 looks like as a man so how am I beating
9:21 your skin kissed by gods ass kissed by [Music]
9:24 [Music]
9:27 angels I wish I was a neppo baby if I
9:29 was a neppo baby I wouldn't be on here
9:31 you wouldn't catch me doing any of this
9:34 [ __ ] my God if I was rich I would be
9:48 mie do it when your face is too [Music]
9:50 [Music]
9:53 wet you not use this much retinol if
9:56 you're [ __ ] just St it maybe like
9:58 half this SM and through your whole face
10:00 and wait for each layer to dry if you
10:03 have time if not who [ __ ] cares
10:05 remember skin care is just avoiding the
10:07 inevitability of dying do you want GL
10:10 skin in the coffin perhaps but you're
10:11 going to be in the coffin [ __ ] either
10:14 way moisturizer I kind of also do like