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0:20 too now without further
0:36 oh shoot
0:41 sorry yeah I I may have nted off there a little
0:48 bit it's not my fault I'm a bit uh tired
0:49 because of
1:04 come
1:20 it yeah of course we get cuddles all
1:23 after care should involve cuddles you kidding
1:28 me really
1:30 really
1:33 okay I'm GNA be honest guys who don't
1:37 give after care are not
1:40 men that's just a factual opinion I
2:01 guys I guess some guys view of sex is
2:03 like you know it's just for pleasure
2:05 it's just for pleasure blah blah blah
2:07 freak that I like there to be an
2:10 emotional bond so clearly I'm madly in
2:11 love with you if we've gotten to the
2:13 point of having
2:15 intercourse so of course I'm going to
2:18 give you some after care because clearly
2:19 you deserve it
2:21 it
2:30 time like that
2:31 I figured he
2:35 would yeah I was uh I'll admit I was a
2:37 pretty big fan
2:41 of the usage of um a certain nickname
2:47 consummating yes I need to phrase it in
2:49 a stupid
2:53 way what was that nickname
3:00 y
3:03 uh may have had na in there I don't
3:06 know you there you know you know you
3:11 about
3:16 fine you called me Daddy and I liked
3:19 it sounds like the name of like a bad
3:23 pop song she called me Daddy and I liked
3:28 it I want to hear that song now I want
3:30 I'm very curious how that would sound
3:32 I I can't tell if it'd be good or
3:37 not she called me Daddy and I liked
3:39 it God that's
3:49 stupid I know we've probably like
3:52 established this already but I'm just
3:55 checking it was good for you
3:57 right okay okay I'm just making sure I'm
4:00 just making sure
4:03 oh yeah I loved it you kidding me oh it
4:07 was amazing you were
4:10 amazing so so
4:18 partner yeah for our first time together
4:22 that um that wasn't
4:32 I love
4:41 much it's not fair how happy you make
4:47 isn't I feel like I cheated life somehow
4:56 do I feel like I opened up the debug
5:01 menu and just typed in happiness level
5:04 5000 ain't got here it's just like you
5:07 know if if you cheat it just feels like
5:14 know well clearly I had to cheat to get
5:17 to this point right cuz how else would I
5:18 end up with such a wonderful woman that
5:20 makes me so
5:31 right you know it's uh what I usually do
5:36 after well before after care is I get up
5:41 and I leave my partner in the room right
5:43 and I love I leave them anticipation
5:45 like I I I don't say anything I leave
5:48 and they're like where'd he go did did
5:50 he not like it like what happened and I
5:55 come back with like a massive meal and a
5:58 little tray and I set it on the bed and
6:00 I feed them
6:03 because they deserve it and I would do
6:07 that to you but a I know you can be a
6:10 little um you know self-conscious so I
6:11 wouldn't really want to invoke any
6:14 feelings of oh wait did I do bad you
6:17 know especially since this was your first
6:18 first
6:22 time I didn't want to you know make you
6:23 subconscious and feel like you did
6:26 terrible even if it was for a brief
6:35 move yeah we fit together kind of like
6:37 puzzle pieces don't
6:56 yeah you're really
7:00 cute what can I not say that we just had
7:07 cute you're really
7:10 cute you're
7:14 adorable I love everything about your
7:17 face that beautiful
7:20 hair those wonderful
7:23 eyes those adorable little
7:36 everything yeah not just your face
7:38 either I think I made it evident that
7:58 yeah you felt comfortable right I know
8:01 it's a little late to ask that
8:05 but I you know I don't mean to break the
8:07 light mood we got going on here but I do
8:10 want you to look at me come on look into my
8:12 my
8:15 eyes you felt safe right you felt
8:19 comfortable you felt okay you felt
8:27 didn't okay I'm just making
8:35 sure
8:44 the
8:47 procreation yeah during the procreation
8:51 you know you don't really think straight
8:52 either of us
8:55 so I'm just making sure after the fact
8:58 you know that we didn't make each other
9:01 uncomfortable in anyway way or cross any
9:04 boundaries you know cuz I know we talk a
9:06 lot about that we talked a lot about
9:10 that before and you know but beforehand
9:12 and during are very different things you
9:15 know things can happen things can slip
9:16 up things
9:19 can you know take place that we didn't
9:20 even discuss about that you might have
9:22 an issue with or might I might have an issue
9:23 issue
9:26 with you know so I'm just making
9:28 absolutely sure you you felt comfortable
9:30 and safe the whole time
9:42 okay
9:45 okay I'm just making
9:47 sure I love
9:50 you and I want you to feel safe with
9:54 me nice and safe and
10:00 motto make sure everyone I'm with feels
10:17 yeah so um any
10:19 notes that sounds that's a very weird
10:22 question to ask I know but like is there
10:26 anything I did that was you know good or
10:28 bad or something I should improve on you know
10:29 know
10:31 it's different with everybody you know
10:33 and if I did something that I could do
10:35 better in the future I want to do better
10:37 in the future but I got to know about it
10:39 in order to do better in the future you
10:44 know so anything like
10:48 that your pinky
10:51 promise I want two pinky promises this time
10:54 time
10:59 lady
11:02 all right
11:06 yeah yeah it was pretty vanilla I guess
11:08 well definitely um well of course only
11:12 if you want to but we can explore a few
11:15 different things next time if you want
11:18 of course we can keep it vanilla I'm
11:20 perfectly content with keeping it within
11:23 your boundaries you
11:26 know we can do whatever you want we can
11:29 keep it nice and vanilla and clean or
11:31 experiment see what we like see if
11:33 there's something that we could do to
11:34 really enhance it for one person or the
11:37 other or both who
11:40 knows it's all all about experimentation you
11:59 sleepy
12:02 it's okay I don't mind you falling
12:04 asleep on my
12:18 right okay this might sound stupid but
12:20 I'm going to ask
12:24 anyway would you like me to sing to you
12:37 enthusiastic boy now I have to sing why
12:39 did I ask
12:43 that um okay I'm thinking what song
12:53 here okay I have an
12:55 idea this is going to sound
12:57 stupid well I don't know you might like
13:00 it it's it's a very random pick I don't
13:04 even know if you recognize it you might
13:07 okay Christ all right here we
13:10 go why did I promise I'd do this all
13:26 fry you know what song I'm talking
13:29 about what it's a song I can sing well
13:41 it serious faces come on serious faces
13:51 okay Daddy Why Did You Eat My
13:56 Fries I can't oh man I
13:59 think somehow I you know I've got a
14:01 really relaxed voice right now for
14:04 obvious reasons so I think my singing
14:05 abilities aren't quite as good as they normally
14:07 normally
14:11 are okay I'll try one more time I'll try
14:17 okay can't quite sing a good as
14:27 whatever daddy Why Did You Eat My Fries
14:29 I bought them
14:34 and they were mine but you ate them yes
14:37 you ate my fries and I
14:40 CED but you didn't see me
14:42 cry well kind of father eats his
14:45 daughter's fries and doesn't even look
14:46 her in the
14:51 eyes daddy there were tears there if you
14:54 saw them would you even
14:57 care I have no idea if that was good or not
14:59 not
15:02 I could have sucked for all I
15:06 know you enjoyed it okay that's that's
15:09 that's all I can ask for out of that oh
15:10 God I may have just completely
15:13 embarrassed myself I cannot
15:18 tell you you look happy so I'll take it
15:27 tell yeah not bad right I don't think so
15:30 so
15:32 um I don't really know any other
15:35 Adventure Time songs well enough to send
15:37 them yeah I I only know that because I
15:40 watched that episode recently so you
15:47 brain dad why did you eat my
15:52 fries I bought them and they were mine
15:57 but you ate them yes you ate my fries
15:59 and I cried
16:01 but you didn't see me
16:04 cry not bad I can sing in a bit better
16:07 when my voice is a bit more warmed up
16:09 you know
16:12 whatever it's not
16:15 bad it ain't bad it ain't good but you
16:25 sweetheart I'm a tired little baby right
16:28 now so I'm going tuck in and I'm going go
16:29 go
16:36 princess yes the voice was
16:38 necessary is that all right with my
16:40 little princess is
16:42 it I don't know what voice this is but
16:54 little no no it was it was it was
16:58 inspired from my Gerson boom voice that
16:59 I do
17:02 you you have no idea about this because
17:04 okay you know the game
17:06 undertale yeah I play through it every
17:09 now and again because I love that game
17:11 and I voice all the characters even
17:12 though I play by
17:16 myself and
17:23 boom it's like it's kind of like Peter
17:24 Griffin when you speak through the side
17:27 of your mouth like hey loish
17:29 loish
17:31 oh yeah I got tons of impressions in the
17:36 chamber I could do mean Joe Swanson a b
17:39 her hey
17:43 Peter I can only say hey Peter though I
17:46 can only say hey
17:52 stupid
17:56 Peter I wanted to try my Marge Marge
17:59 what Lois completely different characters
18:13 know oh now now my mind's on Impressions
18:16 what other one I can do I could do a
18:17 Christopher W
18:20 can again the voice isn't very warmed up
18:25 so it's kind of hard I I Lois I
18:35 terrible wait I I can do a good Nicholas
18:38 Carriage you know I I I I ate a can of
18:41 short bread before I came out here so
18:43 and I really liked that shortbread so I
18:46 decided to dress as a can of shortbread
18:53 shortbread yeah that one's pretty good
18:55 I'll admit I'll give myself props that
18:57 one's pretty good yeah you like my
19:04 BB it's more like subdued Nicholas Cage
19:06 you know I can't quite do like the
19:11 Cage I'm trying to think of a Nicholas
19:16 Cage quote I can't I can't think of any
19:20 um God I'm blanking he's got so
19:23 many I can't remember I can think of was
19:26 Christopher walking in in a country
19:41 stupid oh God it's dumb but it's kind of
19:43 funny though
19:46 right uh if it brings a smile to your
19:52 it yeah that's enough impressions for one
20:01 I love you so
20:03 so so
20:05 so so
20:08 so