0:02 Women be like, "If some homeless guy
0:04 came up to me and he smeared human feces
0:06 all over my face, I'd have to wash that
0:08 off. I'm OCD." We are living in what I
0:11 describe as the slot nexus age. Media
0:13 has reached a point of conformity in
0:15 which it can now be efficiently and
0:17 quickly made by the [ __ ] algorithm with
0:20 the pure intention of wasting your life
0:21 away. I maintain that most shows
0:23 released in the past 2 years have been
0:25 AI generated scripts. I just can't prove
0:27 it. This brings us to Welcome to Dair. I
0:28 saw a lot of people jerking off over
0:30 this one on Twitter and obviously when I
0:31 see people enjoying themselves I
0:32 immediately need to put a stop to that
0:34 one. When it comes to modern media you
0:36 have the slop and you have the [ __ ] The
0:38 slop is algorithmically generated
0:40 whereas the [ __ ] is just made by a
0:42 [ __ ] Like the boys is ass and I hate
0:44 it but I would never call it slop
0:47 because you can feel Eric Kryky's
0:49 passion radiating off the screen. You
0:51 can feel Eric [music] Krypky's
0:54 passionate hatred of the [ __ ] in every
0:56 scene, in every line spoken. And to be
0:58 frank, the success of the show probably
1:00 makes him hate the [ __ ] even more cuz
1:02 he made an entire show about how the
1:04 [ __ ] are subhuman at best. You know,
1:06 their only purpose is to be used as the
1:08 sexual play things for
1:09 >> Jimmy people and they loved it. That's
1:11 the thing. They the [ __ ] they welcomed
1:13 it and they loved it and in his eyes
1:15 that makes them even more pathetic and
1:16 even more disgusting. Welcome to Derry
1:18 on the other hand, there's no soul here.
1:19 This is algorithm driven. You might say,
1:22 "No, the show is still anti-white. The
1:23 major theme is that white people are the
1:25 real evil in the world, worse than
1:27 actual demons from hell." And to that I
1:28 say, that's just sort of the bare
1:30 minimum, isn't it? That's just standard.
1:31 That's not going above and beyond.
1:33 They're not going above and beyond like
1:35 Krypia does. I would even say that
1:36 they're not going as above and beyond as
1:38 Stephen King does. And it's based off
1:40 the [ __ ] he's written. They do not have
1:42 the dedication as Stephen King does to
1:44 pedophilia where he's going to write in
1:47 painful detail a child orgy into his
1:49 books which the Goyam shall then defend
1:50 with, oh no, it's representative of
1:52 their shared trauma and [ __ ]
1:54 >> They need to become adults to escape
1:56 Penny Wise's little in between realm.
1:58 And so they they lose their adulthood.
2:00 They lose their childhood by having sex
2:01 with Beverly.
2:03 >> Couldn't do that for a group hug. Had to
2:04 be through them [ __ ] This was
2:06 actually based on real life Epstein
2:08 Island events. It was Stephen Hawkins,
2:09 Stephen King, and Donald Trump. They
2:11 were all [ __ ] and the climax of the
2:14 of the [ __ ] was so intense that they
2:16 had no choice but to cry afterwards.
2:18 Stephen Hawin was like, "Boohoo, who
2:21 boohoo." I really enjoyed having gay sex
2:24 with you guys. I truly enjoyed my
2:27 homosexual experience having gay anal
2:29 sex with you men. So, Welcome to Derry
2:32 was created by two Argentinians and one
2:34 New York Jew. And you can really feel
2:36 the intense battle here between the Jews
2:38 and the the soldiers that Hitler left
2:39 behind. This is probably the best scene
2:40 in the entire show. The inciting
2:42 incident. Penny Wise, he like takes a
2:44 boy and all the other kids in the town,
2:45 they like hear his voice coming from the
2:47 sewers and [ __ ] After hearing the
2:49 voice, the little Jew boy goes to his
2:51 acidic religious parents and he's like,
2:54 "Papa, is it possible that someone could
2:56 kidnap a child and keep them in secret
2:58 underground sewer tunnels? Is that
3:00 possible?" And his dad's like, "Ma,
3:02 don't listen to the boys." Me dad's a
3:04 lampshade. Me mom's a bar of soap.
3:08 >> Your grandparents escaped Bookenwalt.
3:11 Their entire families murdered the skin
3:14 of Jewish prisoners
3:15 used for lampshades.
3:17 >> To me, that's already crazy enough that
3:18 the the mention of the lampshade in the
3:20 HBO show, HBO allowed that. But what's
3:22 even crazier is that the next scene, the
3:24 Jewish boy is in bed and Penny Wisey
3:27 shapeshifts into the Jewish lampshade.
3:30 What? How the [ __ ] is this happening?
3:32 How did this get past anyone, dude?
3:34 What? There's no way they did this
3:36 unironically. Okay, so we got a show
3:38 about an evil killer demon clown. He
3:41 feeds on fear set during the Cold War,
3:42 arguably the most fearful time in
3:44 American history. Now, imagine that I'm
3:47 pitching this to you and you are Jeffrey
3:49 Epstein. Put yourself into the mind of a
3:51 Jeffrey Epstein for a second here. Now,
3:53 this sounds pretty [ __ ] to you, doesn't
3:55 it, Jeffrey? Why? Because there isn't
3:57 enough black people in it. So instead of
3:59 focusing on Dark Tower or Penny Wise or
4:01 Maturine or Deadlights or any of the
4:03 cosmic elements that were in the book,
4:05 instead we're going to focus on black
4:06 civil rights because that's more
4:08 interesting than all that other
4:09 [ __ ] And it doesn't even go
4:10 anywhere. Like there are whole plot arcs
4:12 about black people experiencing racism
4:14 that doesn't [ __ ] go anywhere. They
4:15 just have to remind you that racism is a
4:17 thing. One of the plot lines is that a
4:19 black man gets blamed for Pennywise
4:23 brutally killing a bunch of kids. Easy,
4:31 partner.
4:32 >> I uh hate.
4:34 >> And then he like escapes prison and for
4:36 the rest of the show he is just a
4:38 fugitive and nothing [ __ ] comes of
4:39 it. The police never look for him. The
4:41 FBI doesn't get involved. Law
4:42 enforcement of this universe thinks this
4:45 guy has brutally killed five children,
4:46 right? He was like ripping their limbs
4:48 off and they would have been partially
4:50 eaten. This would have been a [ __ ]
4:51 national story. I mean, I reckon the
4:52 president probably would have made an
4:54 address if this guy escaped custody.
4:56 Now, say what you want about Stephen
4:57 King's relationship with Jeffrey
5:00 Epstein. All right. But this guy knew
5:02 how to kidnap children, he knew how to
5:04 make them disappear, cuz he thought,
5:06 hey, if once every 27 years 20 kids are
5:09 brutally murdered in this town, someone
5:11 is bound to notice that as a pattern.
5:12 So, he specifically wrote into the books
5:15 that Penny Wise psychically [ __ ] with
5:16 everyone in Derry, so they don't give a
5:18 [ __ ] about the murders. But that detail
5:20 was less important than having a racism
5:22 plot that goes nowhere. The showrunners
5:23 want to say like, "Oh, well, Penny
5:25 Wise's crime gets covered up because a
5:26 black man gets blamed for it, but then
5:28 the black man that got blamed for it
5:30 then escapes custody and then no one
5:32 cares." It's like, "Okay, dude." There's
5:34 a plot line in this about a woman who
5:35 thinks that Penny Wise is a
5:37 reincarnation of her dead father because
5:39 he uses the same body, right? So, she
5:42 manipulates events in the show to draw
5:44 Pennywise out and give him victims. This
5:46 is like a genuinely interesting idea
5:49 that they dedicate a solid four to five
5:50 minutes to and then because they, you
5:52 know, they needed to make space for the
5:54 love story between the the Jewish boy
5:56 and the chubby blonde cyclops. The show
5:58 has two major plot lines. The kids plot
6:00 line. They're all going to school. You
6:02 know, she gets in with the popular kids
6:04 and she has to like prank her lame
6:05 friend who gets bullied because her dad
6:07 was cut up and put in a pickle jars. Did
6:09 him like sorbet. But then she like
6:11 reconnects with her lame friends and she
6:12 like scares all of the bullies and
6:15 they're all going like, "Oh no." They
6:16 actually thought this was worth
6:18 dedicating time to over the second plot
6:20 line, which is that the US military is
6:21 going to capture Penny Wise and then
6:23 they're going to put him in a bomb and
6:25 drop him on Russia. The main characters
6:27 here, you got Dexter's dad, you got
6:29 Super Army Soldier, and then you've got
6:32 like a black psychic mind if you would.
6:33 I'll be honest, I do not remember any of
6:35 the characters names other than like
6:36 Pennywise. So, I will purely be
6:38 referring to them as their physical
6:39 descriptions. When it comes to
6:41 storytelling for me, as a general rule,
6:44 I don't like wasted characters, plot
6:46 threads, and generally time. Now, I
6:48 appreciate that there is inevitably
6:50 waste. So, if the if the show is
6:52 generally good, I just chalk it up to
6:52 like world building and
6:54 characterization. Like in Breaking Bad
6:56 had Marie, she was stealing all those
6:58 spoons. Hanky had like the mineral thing
7:00 going on. That doesn't go anywhere. With
7:01 Welcome to Dairy, the whole show is just
7:03 waste product. You could probably cut a
7:05 solid 75% of everything that happens.
7:06 You probably just watch like episodes
7:08 three, seven, and eight. I feel like you
7:09 get a pretty good picture. And that's
7:11 because the entire show is designed to
7:14 set up Pennywise horror sequences. And
7:15 the writers clearly didn't give a [ __ ]
7:17 about anything outside of that to the
7:18 point where I would have just made it an
7:20 anthology. Like, if your main goal is to
7:21 make horror [ __ ] and that's all you care
7:23 about, you don't care about story, you
7:24 don't care about characters, then just
7:26 make an anthology and focus purely on
7:28 the horror, nothing else. Each episode
7:30 is a different character involved in a
7:32 different setpiece with Pennywise.
7:33 That's all you needed to do. So, the
7:35 plot is that Dexter's dad has gathered
7:37 the strongest soldiers from all across
7:39 America because as a boy, he was
7:42 Boinking, some Native American girl, and
7:43 she tells them the ancient history where
7:45 Penny Wise killed them all by taking on
7:48 the form they feared the most, the white
7:50 man. So, they took a bunch of ancient
7:52 crystals and they put them around the
7:54 town. So, he's trapped there forever.
7:56 And now, as ancestors of those great
7:59 heroes, it is their holy duty to keep
8:01 the locations of the crystals, which
8:04 only they know, hidden from the psychic
8:05 alien that they live on the same block
8:08 as. Probably a bad idea to live in his
8:09 neighborhood. All right, if you don't
8:10 want him finding out, I'll be honest.
8:12 You specifically said he read your mind
8:14 and took on the form of the white man.
8:15 You said that it was it was your story.
8:17 If that wasn't bad enough, they all also
8:20 have physical maps that show exactly
8:21 where the pillars are. But don't worry,
8:23 this actually makes perfect sense. They
8:24 have to stay in Derry because otherwise
8:25 they wouldn't be able to have their
8:28 special Indian meetup every 27 years
8:30 where they don't discuss plans to kill
8:32 Penny Wise or plans to save anyone.
8:34 Instead, what they do is they just tally
8:35 up how many people died and then they
8:36 just leave and that's it.
8:38 >> How many died at the black spot? >> 23.
8:39 >> 23.
8:40 >> And how many children? >> 17.
8:41 >> 17. >> Well,
8:48 [sighs] see you [ __ ] asses in 27 years.
8:50 >> Why are you living in this town, you
8:52 [ __ ] you living in the town actively
8:53 jeopardizes the one thing you think
8:54 you're doing. At the end of the show,
8:56 the chief Indian, she goes up to the sup
8:58 the super army soldier. She's like, "You
9:01 need to join the Indian order."
9:05 >> I would like for both of you to join us.
9:07 Make sure that your old friends or
9:08 anybody else for that matter never tries
9:10 to reopen that cage.
9:11 >> It's like, what the [ __ ] are you going
9:14 to do? If Penny Wise genuinely wanted to
9:16 get rid of the pillars, he abs [ __ ]
9:18 lutely could. He's a mind readader. He
9:20 can control them, too. He literally
9:22 gaslights a woman in this show into
9:23 doing missions for him and he never once
9:25 thinks about using her to get rid of the
9:26 pillars. I mean, think he couldn't do
9:27 that every single cycle. The guy's a
9:29 shape shifter. You should never tell
9:31 anyone about the pillars and just
9:32 [ __ ] leave the town. The only reason
9:34 why the military are in the position to
9:36 [ __ ] around with the pillars is because
9:38 you specifically told the general about
9:40 them. So, now that the general knows
9:41 they exist, what he's going to do is
9:43 he's going to use the dream team of
9:45 black psychic man and super army soldier
9:47 to psychically locate the pillars, which
9:49 once again lends credence to the idea
9:50 that Penny Wise could definitely [ __ ]
9:52 do it. So, what the Indians do in order
9:54 to stop this is they just send some guy
9:56 in there to do nothing and then get
9:58 captured. And then the psychic just
9:59 immediately raped him. Like actually,
10:01 physically robbed him. The Indians suck.
10:03 They [ __ ] suck. They They achieve
10:04 literally nothing. The world would
10:06 actually be more safe if they weren't
10:07 alive. So the army are going to force
10:09 this Indian man to lead them to Penny
10:11 Wise for some reason that I don't
10:12 remember. So his chieftain, he gives him
10:15 like an anti- Pennywise dagger in order
10:16 to keep him safe. Nobody has ever
10:18 attempted to kill Penny Wise with the
10:20 dagger, but whatever. They'd rather just
10:22 watch kids die year on year than
10:23 attempted to do anything about it.
10:25 They're really the heroes here. So the
10:26 military follow this guy into Penny
10:28 Wise's lair, and Penny Wise proceeds to
10:30 kill everyone. But simultaneously, all
10:31 of the kids from the other plot line
10:33 that nobody gives a [ __ ] about, they're
10:34 all running around in the sewer. the
10:36 super army soldier. He sees these kids
10:39 and he is reminded of his Israeli
10:41 military programming. So he goes, "I'm
10:42 going to [ __ ] blow these little
10:44 away." But he misses and he kills his
10:46 friend and then he beats his son.
10:46 >> You would.
10:49 >> You are not me.
10:51 >> Yeah, I know that. I know I'm not you.
11:02 >> Cuz I would never let my friends die. I
11:05 would never let my friends die.
11:14 >> Oh, she mad, y'all.
11:16 >> These innocent kids who would never ever
11:19 abandon one of their friends. Um,
11:21 thankfully the friend that the uh black
11:23 kid abandoned in the sewers to die
11:26 actually survived. Luckily, the Indian's
11:28 dagger, it protected her from Pennywise
11:29 because the Indian just like he like
11:31 left it on the ground. He just he just
11:33 decided to leave it on the ground
11:34 instead of keeping it on him. This
11:36 dagger is totally integral to the plot,
11:37 too. So, I don't know what the [ __ ] he
11:38 was going to do if she hadn't picked it
11:39 up. Like, what was your plan? You were
11:41 going to go back into Penny Wise's
11:42 sewers with no protection. You were
11:43 going to try and get it. So, the
11:45 military's big plan is that they're
11:47 going to find all of the pillars, right?
11:48 And they're going to move them towards
11:50 the center of Derry whilst remaining
11:52 equidistant from one another, trapping
11:54 Penny Wise into a smaller pen so they
11:56 can lock him inside of a bomb and then
11:58 drop him on Russia. Totally foolproof.
11:59 Penny Wise is clearly shown to be
12:01 incapable of getting even within five
12:02 meters of these [ __ ] things. So, I
12:03 don't really see the issue with that
12:05 plan whatsoever. In fact, I don't know
12:07 why the Indians never tried it. He can't
12:08 get past the edge of the barrier. So, as
12:09 long as you're just standing on the
12:10 outside, there's quite literally nothing
12:12 he can do. In fact, this plan was so
12:13 good that the writers had to knock it on
12:15 the head. Actually, this is the twist.
12:17 Dexter's dad, he doesn't want to shrink
12:19 the cage. He secretly wants to unleash
12:22 Penny Wise onto America. Why? Wait for
12:24 it. To stop racism.
12:25 >> You see what's happening out there,
12:28 Leroy? Americans are at each other's
12:30 throats and it's only getting worse.
12:33 Anti-New crazies, the women's movement,
12:34 race riots.
12:36 >> And also maybe the women I don't know.
12:38 He has two reasons. His two reasons are
12:40 race riots, women's movement. Are you
12:41 trying to stop the women's movement? [laughter]
12:42 [laughter]
12:43 Are you trying to stop the women's
12:45 movement or is Penny Wise going to ensue
12:47 the women's movement happens? Maybe,
12:48 maybe I've read this, right? Maybe he
12:50 wants Penny Wise to do more race riots.
12:52 I don't know. Maybe he wants Penny Wise
12:54 to stop the women's movement and do more
12:56 race riots. Maybe he's really the hero
12:56 of this story.
12:58 >> Americans have stopped hearing one
13:00 another. They only want to fight over
13:01 who gets which piece of the damn pie
13:03 while the rest of the world eats us
13:05 alive. And the one thing that makes
13:07 people really listen is fear.
13:09 >> Dude, this character is such a [ __ ]
13:12 goofy [ __ ] Fear. The show is set during
13:14 the Cold War. How much fear do you
13:16 [ __ ] need? There's not even any
13:17 [ __ ] logic to it. The guy just
13:19 started a [ __ ] race riot that got a
13:21 bunch of black airmen killed like a day
13:22 ago. Also, Penny Wise is about to go
13:24 into hibernation, so he's going to have
13:26 like 20 He's got 20 minutes. He's going
13:28 to have 20 minutes of fear time, and
13:29 within that time, they will have, in
13:31 fact, stopped racism. And all of the
13:33 hyper racist soldiers uh who had to be
13:35 in the show for the sake of the writer
13:37 civil rights cap plot, they're just
13:38 totally cool with the idea of unleashing
13:40 a hell demon onto white children in
13:42 order to stop racism. This show
13:44 definitively cements Penny Wise as the
13:46 biggest fraud in horror. This guy is
13:48 ass. He's supposed to be an Eldrich
13:50 demon god from another dimension and yet
13:52 the biggest threat to his life is a
13:54 10-year-old with a tire iron. Penny Wise
13:55 doesn't really have like any internal
13:57 logic whatsoever. So, he seemingly has
14:00 no physical or mental limits, but he
14:02 gets beaten up by children. He's warping
14:05 reality on a fairly grand scale and then
14:07 he gets beaten up by a child. In the
14:08 movie, he gets beat by people not being
14:10 scared of him, but the show either
14:11 forgets about that or doesn't give a
14:13 [ __ ] There is a character in this show
14:15 who is literally incapable of feeling
14:17 fear. The psychic looks inside of his
14:19 brain and actually says that he is
14:21 physically incapable of fear. This never
14:23 comes up ever again, by the way. It
14:26 doesn't allow him to fight Pennywise. It
14:28 doesn't allow him to damage Pennywise.
14:30 He shoots Penny Wise's head off in the
14:31 final episode and Penny Wise doesn't
14:33 give a [ __ ] He just regenerates
14:34 immediately. I mean, the Losers Club,
14:36 which was at the time made up of literal
14:38 children, they were killing this guy by
14:39 shooting him in the head with a
14:41 slingshot. Now, in the books, Penny Wise
14:42 doesn't give a [ __ ] if he's scared of
14:44 him or not. After all, he is a bus-sized
14:46 spider. They have to use the Chuddy
14:48 ritual, which basically puts you in like
14:50 a COD lobby with Penny Wise, and whoever
14:52 gets roasted the hardest dies. Penny
14:54 Wise's tactic usually is he turns into
14:55 Frankenstein. Then he just says the N
14:57 word to your face.
14:59 >> You [ __ ] [ __ ]
15:00 >> But they cut that from the movie, so
15:01 it's totally unclear how they actually
15:03 beat him. The simple fact is that Penny
15:05 Wise is just as strong or as weak as the
15:06 plot needs him to be. In the final
15:08 episode, Penny Wise, he shows up at the
15:10 high school and he either turns the
15:12 principal into a little dummy or he was
15:13 10 feet tall the whole time. Guy's
15:15 playing for the damn San Anton
15:17 basketballers. He kidnaps all of the
15:19 children and despite being able to
15:21 teleport himself and others, he chooses
15:23 the horsedrawn carriage method of
15:25 transportation because it's more on
15:26 theme. It's more fun this way. So, the
15:28 kids who have the dagger, they chase
15:32 Penny Wise in a truck to kill him.
15:33 >> You don't know how to drive? It's fine.
15:35 My uncle Mike has a truck. Did he let
15:36 you drive it? >> No.
15:38 >> No.
15:48 >> I've been roaming around. I was [music]
15:51 looking down and all I see
15:52 >> not even 5 seconds into this
15:54 assassination attempt, the group is
15:56 already coming apart because the dagger,
15:58 it makes people crazy. So now we have to
16:00 sit through some fake character drama
16:01 between characters who have no
16:02 chemistry. is literally just like,
16:05 "You're not my real friends." Yeah, no
16:06 [ __ ] You've known each other for a
16:08 [ __ ] weekend. The most egregious part
16:09 of the entire show is where they reveal
16:12 that Penny Wise is totally cerminous.
16:14 Meaning, he sees the past, the present,
16:16 and future at the same time.
16:19 >> Tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same
16:20 for little Pennywise.
16:22 >> Now, I actually don't get how as a
16:24 Hollywood writer, you don't understand
16:26 the implication of this. I am a mentally
16:28 disabled person on the internet, and I
16:30 understand. He says this and then
16:31 literally in the next scene he is
16:33 expressing extreme confusion over the
16:37 black psychic mind raping him. Who am I?
16:39 What is this? Like how, man? How could
16:42 that even possibly be the case? You just
16:44 explained directly to the [ __ ] camera
16:46 that you see the future. How can you
16:48 possibly be surprised by this? You
16:49 should have already seen this. You
16:51 should have lived through this already.
16:52 How could It means that every action he
16:54 takes in the show, he knows the outcome
16:56 of the action before he takes it. At a
16:57 certain point, you have to just conclude
16:59 that he's intentionally [ __ ] himself
17:01 over. I mean, even as he's explaining
17:03 this concept to the girl, he is
17:06 simultaneously also unable to kill her
17:07 because he wasted so much time
17:09 explaining this concept and then he
17:11 still chooses to do it anyway. Penny
17:13 Wise is a sort of pantomime villain
17:14 because his one goal is to stop himself
17:16 from dying in the future. But instead of
17:18 doing that, he spends most of his time
17:20 doing bits and rage baiting. Like he'll
17:23 trap you in an infinite Walmart or he'll
17:25 turn your eyes into slugs. And at the
17:27 same time that you're doing this bit,
17:30 you are actually complaining to her
17:32 about her son killing you and you are
17:34 also simultaneously being killed by her
17:36 son and you still decided to do the bit.
17:37 He's rage baiting black kids on the
17:39 phone. He's calling them up and he's
17:41 making monkey noises. He's talking about
17:44 how black meat is sweet. Dog meat tastes
17:45 twice as sweet.
17:47 >> What the [ __ ] are you doing, you goofy
17:49 [ __ ] These kids are raping and killing
17:52 you right now. Right now. And you're
17:53 [ __ ] around. The black kid is the
17:55 father of the guy who is in the future
17:58 calling you a to your [ __ ] face and
17:59 you're on the phone talking about
18:02 sucking sweet black dick. Jesus
18:04 >> to him the past, present, and future are
18:07 all the same. What if he does see time
18:10 [music] differently?
18:11 What if he can go backwards?
18:13 >> The writers seem to think that they have
18:14 written time travel. That's not how it
18:16 works. If you wanted time travel, you
18:17 should have just written that. Nothing
18:19 matters anyway. You can't just give this
18:20 guy limitless time travel when he's
18:22 fighting children. There's no reason he
18:24 couldn't just go back an hour and try
18:26 again. Why does he even travel back this
18:27 far at all? Why doesn't he just stay in
18:29 the 80s and try and beat the kids who
18:30 actually [ __ ] killed him? He had
18:32 opportunities. He just spent the whole
18:34 movie [ __ ] around. Which was fine
18:36 before I knew that he could actually see
18:38 the future the whole time. So he was
18:40 going, "Oh, these Oh, [ __ ] These kids
18:42 kill me in 3 days. Better turn myself
18:44 into a projector. Better turn myself
18:46 into a home video. What were you
18:47 thinking? Why were you doing these
18:49 bits?" This is why I hate Hollywood
18:50 writers. I'm not putting more effort
18:53 into their writing than they did. This
18:54 is why I never support these writer
18:56 strikes. They get paid $400,000 a year
18:58 and they think they think they deserve
19:00 more money. You deserve to be shocked. I
19:01 don't understand how you don't do a
19:03 cursory glance over the script and go,
19:05 "Hm, the big reveal actually ruins the
19:07 entire show and the movie. Should we
19:09 remove it?" Nah, don't bother. Those
19:11 guys would never notice. Those dumb
19:13 guys, they would never know. [laughter]
19:16 Well, guess what? This guy did know. All
19:18 right, maybe I'm not a guy. All the
19:19 other boys on Twitter are like, "Oh,
19:22 wow. What a crazy reveal. How awesome."
19:25 No, no, [ __ ] you, bro. Actually, [ __ ]
19:27 you. So, the kids, they put the pillar
19:29 in and Penny Wise dies. They're really
19:31 struggling cuz cuz it's like pushing
19:32 back on them. It's raising up on them.
19:35 They need a ghost to help them. Indians
19:36 didn't need a ghost. In fact, in their
19:38 flashback, there was there didn't seem
19:40 to be any [ __ ] effort. Indians had a
19:42 real easy road, and they still managed
19:43 to [ __ ] it up. So, the show ends. The
19:46 Super Army soldier, his wife, and his
19:47 son. They're taking over from the Indian
19:50 chieftain to keep watch over Pennywise,
19:51 which of course translates to him doing
19:53 absolutely [ __ ] nothing with his
19:54 life. The man did not even warn his
19:57 grandson about this demon clown. He had
19:59 to figure he had to figure all this [ __ ]
20:00 out on his own. I'll be a little bit
20:02 nice here. I don't necessarily think the
20:04 writers suck. I just don't think they
20:05 care about anything they're writing. If
20:08 I was making a guess, I would say, this
20:10 is just a guess. The two Argentinians
20:12 probably aren't super invested in
20:14 writing about black civil rights in
20:15 America. So, I reckon the jam probably
20:17 came up with that idea. Anytime you have
20:18 like a non-American writer on one of
20:20 these things, you have to put like the
20:21 the gem on them. You have to stick a jam
20:23 on them. It's like putting the [ __ ]
20:26 Israel personality core on GLaDOS. Stop
20:28 a finger for herself. Once again, there
20:29 should have just been an anthology so
20:30 they could focus on the horror instead
20:32 of having to create like [ __ ] fake
20:33 characters to pat out the run time.
20:35 Classic example of Hollywood writers
20:38 thinking they can do anything and have
20:40 talent. Just stick to what you're good
20:43 at, bro. Raping people, grooming miners.
20:44 I don't know. Oh, just stick to that
20:46 kind of thing. This is truly the age of mid.
20:46 mid.
20:49 >> I feel like I came out as non-binary at
20:51 the worst time in the worst way. [music]
20:53 >> I was raped. Okay.
20:57 >> Happened during a mental health crisis.
20:59 Discourse online is the most volatile
21:01 it's ever been. And my gender expression
21:03 seems to be the least accepted type.
21:07 Feminine with body hair. >> Hello.
