0:01 Why does every school have that one
0:02 substitute teacher that literally no one
0:04 likes? Like the second they walk in, the
0:05 whole class has a look on their face
0:06 like we've just been sentenced to life
0:07 in a maximum security prison.
0:08 >> Not even 2 minutes in
0:10 >> and they've already written up the
0:11 entire class because one kid showed up 5
0:13 seconds late during a literal thunderstorm.
0:14 thunderstorm.
0:15 >> I swear, bro thinks he's the head of the
0:17 FBI and CIA all at once because the
0:19 moment class starts it full on
0:20 >> lockown mode.
0:22 >> No one talks, no one moves,
0:24 >> no one breathes without permission. And
0:26 if you so much as blink too loud, he'll
0:28 send you to the back corner of the room
0:30 like you're in solitary confinement.
0:32 >> And of course, when the bell finally
0:32 rings, he hits us with,
0:34 >> "The bell doesn't dismiss you."
0:35 >> I do.
0:37 >> Like, bro, who do you think you are?
0:39 >> You do not dismiss anyone.
0:40 >> You are not a prison warden. You are a
0:42 part-time teacher who gets called in
0:43 when our regular teacher has a dentist
0:45 appointment. You're the benchwarmer of
0:46 education, only getting playing time
0:48 when the whole team is out sick.
0:49 >> Like, bro, you are not guarding nuclear
0:51 launch codes. You're handing out a
0:52 worksheet about commas and trying to
0:53 figure out how to turn on the >> projector.
0:54 >> projector.
0:55 >> I genuinely don't understand how they
0:57 keep getting hired because I swear
0:58 they've received more complaints than
0:59 the cafeteria
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