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younger chat. I'm going to give y'all
the poll.
We are going to do one OF THREE THINGS
BEFORE WE GET IT ON Rainbow Six Siege.
Now, chat, Rocket League is going to be
later. I am going to do a Rocket League
tournament at six, though. So, here's
the plan for today.
Run a poll. Should we do Fall Guys,
FIFA, or Geometry Dash? Run a [ __ ]
poll. Apparently, Fall Guys got an
update. JETS, WE DO FALL GUYS. If we get
on FIFA, we're gonna do a little pack
opening and then we'll probably play a
game. I think there's new packs in FIFA.
So, that could be Cinema Fall Guys, FIFA
OR JAMU DASH. POLAND MODS RUNNING CHAT.
Other than that though, HOW'S Y'ALL DAY
GOING? VOTE. VOTE. VOTE. CHAT. VOTE.
VOTE. VOTE. EVERYBODY VOTE. VOTE. VOTE.
NOW, CHAT. BARA. What do you mean bar?
What do you mean? What did he mean? What
did he mean? What did he mean? What did
That's what I'm talking about. That is a
a A THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE [ __ ] I WANT
TO SEE TODAY. CHAD, I DIDN'T EVEN catch
this game. Barca won 41 over V Royale
now. That bro, oh my god, they're ahead
of Atletico.
Chad, look at Madrid, bro. Number two
again. Number two again. Chad, look at
Madrid, bro. absolute [ __ ] fraud
[ __ ] banter [ __ ] club, bro. Real
Madrid is probably the only club in the
world to spend $2 billion on their on
their [ __ ] lineup and they can't win
La Liga because Barca owns them, dude.
Chat, let's talk [ __ ] No, no, let's
talk [ __ ]
Let's talk [ __ ] Um, let's talk some
[ __ ] No, no, let's talk some [ __ ]
Madrid, let's ask Bernard. You know
what? Let me ask Bernard cuz Bernard
Bernard knows everything. Bernard
literally knows everything, bro.
Hey, Bernard, quick question. How much
money did uh Real Madrid spend on their lineup?
Bernard, are you drunk?
Chad, let's Bernardo, quick question.
How much did uh Real Madrid spend on
Real Madrid's squad for the 202526
season is estimated to have a total
market value of around 1.35 to 1.37 billion.
billion.
This value reflects the combined
estimated worth of their first team players.
players.
So, they spent $1.3 billion dollars and
they can't win La Liga.
Bernard, that is what we call a banter
club, buddy. That is what we call a
banter club.
>> That's exactly the spirit. You got all
that flare. And if they don't bring home
the trophy with a billion plus squad,
they deserve a little roasting.
>> Thank you, Bernard. Bernard, which club?
Bernard, which club owns Madrid? You
should know this, Bernard. Who owns
Madrid? Bernard,
>> Real Madrid is actually owned by its
members called socios rather than any
>> No, Bernard. No, no, no, no. Bernard,
the correct answer, ISLAM.
ISLAM.
>> I SEE WHAT YOU'RE fishing for. The
correct answer in banter is Perez.
Perez.
>> Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bernard,
Bernard,
high vibe, repin that. Bernard,
Bernard,
>> I'M ABSOLUTELY LOCKED IN.
>> BERNARD, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP FOR FIVE
SECONDS. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
Thank you. Shut up. HIGH FIVE. BERNARD,
when I say shut up, shut up.
>> Loud and clear. When you say shut up,
I'll zip it. Just let me know when
you're ready for me to jump back in.
>> Bernard Toby Jizzel from the Sideman
said, "Ask Bernard if Jinxy will make it
into the charity match." Bernard, what
do you think?
>> Honestly, that would be a blast. If
you're grinding toward it and they need
a bit of jinxy flare, who knows? I'd say
never count yourself out. If you get the
invite, I'm backing you to go all in.
>> Bernard, if I do get into the match, do
you think I'll score?
>> Oh, I'm calling it right now. You're
absolutely scoring. I mean, with all
that competitive drive you bring to
Siege and Clash, a charity match goal is
practically destiny.
>> Bernard, how big do you roughly think
Jinxy's penises when erect? Roughly.
>> I'm here to help with everything related
to your games, goals, or bats. But I'll
skip the personal body questions. You've
got plenty of more exciting milestones
to focus on, and I'm right here for those.
those.
>> Chat, today was a beautiful day for
football. Let's talk about it, bro.
Today was a beautiful day for football.
Um, let's talk No, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it. Let's talk about
today, guys. Can we talk about today?
Liverpool beats West Ham 52. Oh, but I
thought Liverpool was sliding. Oh. Oh, I
thought I thought Liverpool was sliding.
Brother, if you haven't watched the last
month of football, let me clue you in,
bro. Liverpool is getting their
chemistry together. I told you guys at
the start of the season when all you
guys were ripping into Liverpool, bro,
Liverpool has so much young talent. It's
going to take time for the chemistry to
mesh. Now we CAN SEE THE CHEMISTRY ON
Liverpool is clearly meshing. I like,
bro, everybody wants to jump on
Liverpool. Oh, Liverpool, you're not at
the top of the table. Because because
you know why? Because Liverpool's
expectations is so much higher than any
other club in the Prem right now besides
like maybe Man City, right? Nobody
expects United to do [ __ ] Nobody
expects Arsenal to do [ __ ] other than
bottle the league. The only thing you
can count on Arsenal to do is bottle the
league. So when you look at Liverpool,
when you look at a world class football
club and they're and they're finally not
in first, now you got to dog on
Liverpool, bro. Liverpool has young
talent. It's got to be chemistry, guys.
They got to get the chemistry going,
right? But now the chemistry is going.
Now the chemistry is going, bro. This is
what I'm talking about. And if Liverpool
doesn't win the Prem this year, which
they're probably not going to win the
Prem this year. Guess what, bro? Next
year they're going to win the Prem and
then the year after that and then the
year after that, and then the year after
that, and then the year after that. Bro,
Liverpool's the best club in England,
dude. Now, reason number two why today
is a beautiful day for football.
Barcelona, I mean, just doing Barcelona
things. Madrid, Barcelona does not need
to spend $1.4 billion to win La Liga.
Y'all spent $1.4 billion and you can't
even win the [ __ ] league. You want to
know why Madrid? It's because you can't
buy chemistry, dude.
You can't buy chemistry, bro. You can
buy Mbappe. You could buy Venicius Jr.
You can buy Jude Bellingham, but you
can't buy the chemistry, dude. Madrid is
a [ __ ] banter club. I'm going to be
honest. You give any club $1.3 billion,
they're going to be good. Madrid is a
banter club, bro. They can't even win
So, Chad, this is what I'm This is what
I'm saying. Today's a great day for
football. Today's a great day. Um,
today's a great day for football, guys.
Today is a great day for football.
Liverpool wins and Barca wins. Today is
a great day for football, guys. Today is
a great day FOR FOOTBALL. LET ME HATCH.
BRO, I wish I could watch it, but I'm
I'm going to get I'm going to get um I'm
going to get um
I'm going to get copyright, dude. I
literally got a copyright strike. Ch.
Let me show you. Wait, let me show you.
bro? Chat, the last time we watched
football tonight, so we got copyright strike.
strike.
Ladies and gentlemen, apparently
Fall Guys GOT AN UPDATE. EVERYBODY LOCK IN.
IN.
APPARENTLY FALL GUYS GOT AN UPDATE.
LET'S GO. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
chat. If you stream snipe, it results in
a permanent ban. Point blank. Period. If
you stream snipe, it results in a
Let me zoom in my camera. Let me zoom in
my camera, chat. Let me zoom in my camera,
camera,
Ladies and gentlemen, Fall Guys got a
update. Let's check it out,
chat. As soon as I get grabbed, I'm
shutting off my Xbox. As soon AS I GET
GRABBED, I'M SHUTTING OFF MY XBOX, Y'ALL.
Y'ALL.
AS SOON AS I NO, LISTEN, BRO. AS SOON AS
I GET GRABBED, I'M SHUTTING OFF MY XBOX.
As soon as I get grabbed, I'm shutting
off MY XBOX.
NOBODY [ __ ] GRAB, PLEASE.
If you're going to grab me, at least
grab my [ __ ]
All right, guys. Let's go. Rocking.
Imagine I win my first Fall Guys game
back in months. Holy Aura. Where's my
game's at? There we go.
Chad, I remember the exact route. I
remember the exact route. This is the exact
exact [ __ ]
[ __ ]
THAT'S THE ROUTE, THOUGH. THAT'S the
route. That's the route. Lock in. This
is the route. This is the route. This is
the route. Oh my god. I'M ACTUALLY
SCALING. NO. NO. NO. OKAY. I'm washed.
I'm washed. I'm washed. I'm washed. I'm
washed. I'm washed. I'm washed. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Here we go. Here we go. ONE.
ONE.
NO. I'M PLAYING LIKE [ __ ] I'M PLAYING
LIKE [ __ ] I'M NOT GOING TO QUALIFY. I'M
I'm not going to qualify. My life is
meaningless. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump.
JUMP. [ __ ] I GOT BLOWN. PAUSE,
THERE WE GO, BABY.
THERE WE GO. GOOD START, GUYS. Good
Chad, we're in the top 21. Wait. TTS. TTS.
TTS.
High put on TTS. Fine. Chat. Listen, bro.
bro.
I'm going to turn off TTS
right when we get on Siege. So, listen
the [ __ ] up, bro. I'm only going to sh
I'm only going to have TTS on for the
Fall Guys. Chat, I'm only going to have
TTS on for the Fall Guys. Don't [ __ ]
TTS
chat. We're going to have TTS on until I
get on siege. Okay.
We're going to have TTS on until I get
Chad. And it should be out in a second
Lock in. Let's go. TS should be out in a second.
second.
>> Hi cheered 200 bits testing.
>> All right, Chad. There it is. Grape
banana. Grape banana. Grape banana.
Grape banana.
GRAPE, GRAPE, GRAPE. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA. Don't fling me. Don't [ __ ]
fling me.
>> Dogman cheered 200 bits. Sup, Jinxy?
It's Dogman again. How's day going, man?
Banana watermelon today.
>> Banana watermelon apple.
Banana watermelon apple.
Banana watermelon apple.
Apple. Apple. Apple. Stop grabbing me, [ __ ]
Grape, watermelon, cherry, orange. Hold
up. Oh my god. Grape, banana.
>> By which
bits grape banana orange. Person in suit
levitating emoji. Person in suit
levitating emoji. Person in suit
levitating emoji. Person levitating
emoji. Person in suit levitating emoji.
Person in suit levitating emoji. Person
in suit levitating.
>> Why would 10 people stand on THAT BLOCK?
WHY WOULD 10 IDIOTS stand on THAT BLOCK?
That has got to be the most jinxy way to
die. I counted out four of the fruits.
The one that I didn't count out is the
one I had to go to. And then there was
nine people on the wrong block. That's
got TO BE A [ __ ] JOKE.
SLOPPY. Think of her prime. Jinxy,
spread your ass and start.
>> Kelanito cheered 200 bits. Kelanito
here. You look like a cub on stilts.
Directing love and positivity away from
you. Kelanito out.
>> Directing love and positivity away from
me, brother. Are you dead ass serious, bro?
bro?
Directing love and positivity away from
Get in there.
>> Gordans cheered 200 bits. Every night I
dream about touching the tight little
starfish. Fried shrimp emoji. Fried
>> You're disgusting. You legitimately
disgust me. You legitimately disgust me,
bro. Chad, where's the new update? I
don't see all these maps look the same, y'all.
>> Where am I?
>> Lenny 43 cheered 200 bits. Hi, Jiggy.
Hope your eyebrows don't stay bye-bye. I
love you and bring me Oro everyday.
>> Peace out. THE
SAY YOU SWEAR TO GOD.
>> How did I
200 bits Junko? What's her favorite
>> WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT?
This game is torture. This game is
suffering. This game is torture. Wait,
there's still two spots left. There's
still two spot.
>> Sitsk's cheered 200 bits. Junko, I just
want to finish on your face so bad.
Please, can you just keep talking him so close?
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
Is that a new update?
No, that's new. That's a new update.
>> I like candles 200 bits. Please restock
your merch, honey. You are looking very
>> Chad, it never did that. I swear to God
you never had to dive,
chat. I swear to God you never had to
dive on that, brother. What?
I think I got a glitch. I'm not even
kidding, bro. You never had to dive. I swear.
swear.
>> Be cheered 200 bits. Hey, junky. I goon
to your voice five times today. I'm on
that. Ignore that. Shadow, thank you for
the prime. Shadow, put it in my ass. W Shadow.
>> Look, bro. We got to at least get a get
get get get get get get get get get get
get far. Excuse
>> scruff cheer.
>> I forgot this game is aged.
>> Hey Nick, it's your marine buddy Duff.
Love you bro. Thanks for the laughs.
Love from Bradenton.
>> Love you Duff. Shout it out Duff bro.
Shout it out Duff man. Love you Duff.
Hey, Sperm Hat
Jinxy, please play Apex Legends. It's so
peak at the moment.
That is definitely a game I want to try.
Bro, I played Apex on the beta like in
when I was in high school, but I don't
even remember how the game
>> Jukes cheered 200 bits. Yo, Spungo, just
want to say I love the streams. Keep on
>> Ch. I want to try Apex. Should I try
bro? It's kind of like battle royale, right?
right? [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Let me focus. Let me focus.
>> Vapes 7,777
cheered 200 bits. Hey Nikki, it's Uncle
Rainald. We miss you. You haven't left
your house in months.
Uncle Rain. I DON'T KNOW. UNCLE RAIN,
STOP GRABBING ME, YOU [ __ ] LOSER.
YO, he grabbed this kid is such a [ __ ]
>> Hadis cheered 200 bits. Let me lick the
dookie butter in BETWEEN YOUR CHEEKS.
>> NO. NO. NO.
THAT IS REPULSIVE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOUR [ __ ] BRAIN?
Dookkey butter. What the hell is that?
It's just Maggie 214. Cheer to 200 bits.
Hey Jinky, winky stinky, you're the goat
at siege. Love for Michigan.
>> Thank you. Play Apex, please, bro. Maybe
this week, bro. I got to download the
game, too. I always wanted to like try
to get into that game.
It kind of reminds me of Siege a little
bit with like the shooting, but bro,
>> Practice FIFA chat. I've been practicing all
all >> 1547
>> 1547
cheered 200 bits. You jinxed. When are
we going on that date you promised me?
BTW sending hate from the corners of
your green screen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. YOU'RE NOT
ALLOWED TO SEND HATE FROM THERE. First
coconut. Apples.
>> No. Is that apples or dragon fruit?
>> Jetto kiscore cheered. 200 dragon fruit.
>> Just want to say you have a nice airline go.
go.
>> One coconut, TWO DRAGON FRUIT. DRAGON
Two P. Whoa. Whoa. Two pair. Two pair.
>> Spicy beans. 7ut. Cheered. 200 bits. Hi,
Dad. Thank you for teaching me how TO GOON.
GOON.
>> LET ME EVERY HOUR NOW. Three pair, two
coconut, one grape.
Three pair, two coconut, one grape.
Three pair, two coconut, one grape.
Grape, grape, grape, grape, grape. Stop,
>> Please stop. PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP.
>> PHIL 21 sheared 200 bits. Hey Jinxy,
just wanted to know if you would ever
play horror games again. Four coconut,
three pear, two dragon fruit. Yes, I
will. Four coconut, three pair, two
dragon fruit. Four coconut, three pair,
two dragon fruit. Four coconut, three
pair, two dragon fruit. Four coconut,
three pair, two dragon fruit. Four
coconut, three pair, two dragon fruit.
Four coconut, three pair.
>> True. True. Cheer 200 bits. Sup, Valdi
Morty. Love from Canada.
>> I couldn't find it. I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE GRAPE WAS. OH MY GOD. ALL RIGHT,
LOCK IN. LOCK IN. YO, that I was not
expecting that. That chat, they actually
hit me with a little bit of a curveball
there. BRO, I'M GETTING GRABBED. LIKE,
IT'S INSANE.
PLEASE [ __ ] stop. [ __ ]
>> Oh my god.
>> Pizza chew each 200 bits. Why Jinxy look
like a big toe?
>> Chad, the thing is, bro, on this one, if
you fall, you die cuz of a slime. So,
you cannot fall. It's almost better to
go slow in this one. I think I think
it's better to go slow cuz remember
you're not out running the players.
You're out running the slime and the
slime goes slow. So that's important to
know. It's it it's not like lock it.
It's not about out running
cheered 200 bits. Can I open an egg on
your head?
>> No. No.
I would have actually like retired
if I would have died like that. Fist me.
Fist me. Fist me. Fist me up now.
Fist me up now. Okay. Fist me right now.
Fist me.
>> And tier 200 bits. How come you are
always almost champion? Are you sure?
I'm not just diamond.
>> IT'S JUST CUZ I GOT [ __ ] GRABBED.
TURN THE TTS OFF. I ONLY WENT DOWN THERE
BECAUSE I GOT GRABBED. YO, BRO. BRO,
BRO, BRO, BRO. IF YOU GRAB SOMEBODY IN
FALL, GUYS, SOMEBODY SHOULD GRAB YOUR
WIENER IN GTA as long as you're 18 plus
and obviously consensual to it.
Bro, chat, it's just a grabber. It's
just a grabber. I just get a grab, dude.
It's cuz I just get a grab, bro. I just
get a grab. That [ __ ] is so dumb. That
Hi, Vice. IF YOU DON'T GET THAT GODAMN
SPERM HEAD OFF THE SCREEN, I SWEAR TO
GOD, THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY AT THIS COMPANY.
COMPANY.
I need everybody in this chat
to start stroking your wiener at a
medium pace. I am 12 MMR away from
champion. In other words, I just need to
win one game and I will be champion.
I just need to win one game and I'll be champion.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you're horny,
type a H. If you're happy, type a one.
If you're sad, type a three. If you're
confused by the question, type of four.
Ladies and gentlemen,
all I have to do
is win this game of Rainbow Six Siege
and Road to Champion Soro Q only is over.
over.
All that I have to do is win this game
and I'm champion.
Everybody lock in.
If I get Q sniped, I'm going to put a
thumb up my ass, bro. If I load into the
game and I see five champs on the other
team, I'm going to put a thumb up my
ass. Chat, all I have to do is win this
game of Siege and I will be champion.
Ladies and gentlemen, type a I was here
IN THE CHAT RIGHT THE [ __ ] NOW.
IF I win this game, we will have
successfully solo Q to champion. All
solo Q. No five stacking.
No four stacking. Oh my god, we found a
match in 30 seconds. That's a bad sign.
I swear to God, if there's five champs
on the other team, I'm going to
So, this is interesting.
This is interesting to look at.
I don't know if I've ever seen a team
like this in my life. There's two top
100 champs, two plats, and a diamond
three. I'm guessing they're duo queuing
cuz it's the end of the season. Look,
this is winnable, ladies and gentlemen.
It's time.
Chat, I'm going to add a delay so I
don't get string sniped. Guys,
Ladies and gentlemen, if we win this
game, we will be champion.
If we win this game, we will be
champion. This will mark the end of Soro
Q to champion. This has been one of the
most difficult
and excruciating challenges. Wait, I
think my team's cancelling. This is good.
good.
Chad, if my team cancels, maybe we could
hide the queue and try to not get
sniped. I think we're cancelelling. So,
wait, maybe this isn't the champ game.
Yo, your teammate left. I know.
>> Protect the bomb.
>> I think my teammate left because he
doesn't want to play against these guys
I I think he left.
Copper. Copper. What do you mean copper? Copper.
You're right. Wait a goddamn second. Why
the [ __ ] is there a copper one on my team?
team?
I'm playing against two top 100 CHAMPS.
>> Please cancel.
>> Confused by off four.
>> He joined back. Oh no, we're so cooked.
We're so cooked. He joined back. All
right, ladies and gentlemen, this is the
champ game. We have to win. There's no
other option. This is the champ game.
Everybody lock in. >> Okay.
Good start. Even out the numbers really quick.
>> If we win this game,
All right, boys. It looks like we're not
hitting champion today. Let's get it on
Rocket League. All right, boys. It looks
like we're not hitting champion today.
Let's get it on Rocket League. I'm
pretty sure the guys on the other team
are elo trapping.
It all would make sense then. All right,
boys. I'm going to fix my delay. When I
get back, I'm going to fix my delay. Um,
let's get on Rocket League. I'm not
doing that today, boys. We're going to
try to hit champion tomorrow. We're
going to try to hit champ tomorrow, guys.
All right, guys. We should be back. We
We should be back. We should be back.
>> Chad, we should be back. We should be back.
>> Do one v one's then. Yes. Let me call
Let me call Squirtle.
>> Chat. I'm going to call Squirtle and
Richie and see if they want to one v one
like now. Well, because I'm going to one
What happened to Siege? Uh, I was oneoff
champ, got the opening kill in the first
round of the game, and then got C4
killed by my teammate. So, I just turned
off. I'm I turned off Siege. I'm not
playing ranked if my teammates are going
to team kill. I'll play uh tomorrow.
I'll try it tomorrow. It's not possible
Squirtle. Squirtmeister. SW
SW
Chat, my phone's not ringing. I'm the
one making THE CALL.
Bro called him on Snap. Bro, you think I
would give Squirtle my [ __ ] phone
number? Bro, you think I would give
Squirtle my [ __ ] phone number? Oh,
hey, Squirtle. How's it going? Love you, bro.
Uh, Squirtle.
Squirtle, I can't hear anything you're saying.
saying. Bar
Bar Squirtle,
Squirtle,
I can't speak. Huh?
Huh?
Buy him a new phone.
>> Yo, >> Ricardo,
>> Ricardo,
>> how we doing?
>> First off, bro, it's amazing to hear
your voice again, dude.
>> What's good, bro? Long time no see.
>> So, Richardson, here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing. I'm gonna get on
Rocket League at seven cuz there's a 2v2
tournament. So, do you want to one v one
Squirtle like a little bit earlier?
>> I'm already streaming. Where Spongebob?
>> I think he's ready to play right now,
but I'm going to
right now.
>> No, no, not right now. Like, I think
he's ready to play right now, but I'm
going to one v one him right now. And
then um if I lose, then I'm going to
have him play you, which I probably will
lose because I never beat Scorlo one v1s.
v1s.
>> All right, bet. How long you been? Would
you be able to play Squirtle in like 30 minutes?
minutes? >> Uh,
>> Uh,
yeah. Around like 30, 45. I'm done.
>> Okay, perfect. Okay, >> [ __ ]
>> [ __ ]
>> bet. 30 40. All right, I'll see you, bro.
bro. >> All right,
>> All right,
>> bet. Ch. I want to get on Siege first
and then Rocket League. All right, wait,
let me invite Squirtle. I'm going to
stop playing rags if I'm going to get a
team kill. I'd rather like just I'd
rather just shove a controller up my
ass. I love it. I'm oneoff champ. I get
us uh my teammate leaves. I have a
copper on my team also for some reason.
So, I'm oneoff champ. There's two top
100 champs on the other team. I have a
copper on my team. My teammate leaves. I
get a C4 killed in 10 seconds and make
it a 4v4. And then my teammate C4s me
and himself. So, today's not the day, I
guess, tomorrow.
All right, let me invite Squirtle. JACK,
HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO. I AM
GOING TO ONE V ONE SQUIRTLE. If Squirtle
beats me, he is gonna play against
Richie. Do we understand now? I'm
probably going to lose. This kid is like
12 and he's cracked. I don't know what
to say. This kid is literally like 12, bro.
bro.
But I'll try my absolute best to win.
I'll try. Wait, Squirtle, do I have you
add it?
Abandon penalty. Reconnect to rank
I think I think they're just elo
trapping to to be honest. Squirtle, what
is your Xbox name? It said it says I
don't have you added or something.
Squirtle, where you at, bro?
Bro, it says I don't have him added. Did
I Did I un add him? That sounds like
All right, let me invite him. Let me
invite him. Let me invite him. There he
is. This is going to be about run predictions.
I guess I don't matter. Squirtle. Join
Chad, I'm going TO HUMBLE THIS
[ __ ] TODAY. I'M GOING TO BEAT
Can you turn the game volume down? I'm
Resetting Xbox didn't get the
notification. So, Squirtle, in a
two-minute time span, your phone broke
and your Xbox broke. KB, thank you for
rap. Thank
Jinxy, you're so loud, but I love your
bald head. I see the eyebrows growing.
Wait, Abid, you know what? Wait,
Squirtle. Squirtle, you just one v one
Richie. Squirtle, I'm going to one v one
Abbott. Okay, Squirtle, you one v one
Richie. Okay, I'm going to one v one
Abbott. I haven't one v one Abid in
forever. Squirtle, you're going to one Richie.
I'm gonna send you a video, Squirtle.
Hey, Squirtle. How's it going, dude? Um,
I'm going to one v one Avid and then
after you're going to one v one Richie
because Richie is not even ready right
now. Um, and I think your Xbox is like
completely destroyed. So, Squirtle, join
Oh, his Xbox actually is broken.
Squirtle. Squirtle, listen. I'm going to
one v one A and then you're going to one
v one Richie.
This got to be SMA.
This got to be SMA.
A ranked game. Nah, but he's asking to play.
play.
He said, "Fuck me, right? I wish I could
one v one." Uh, lame. I wanted to one v
one. One v one now. I wanted to one v
EVAN, WHY WOULD YOU SAY [ __ ] ME RIGHT IF
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO WAIT, IT'S
PROBABLY MY XBOX. What am I saying? Yo, Evan.
YO. YO, AVID. ABID. MIKE.
What is happening today, chat?
round predictions. Jinxy vers Avid. And
Hold up. So Squirtle's phone is broken.
His Xbox is broken. Now Abbott's mic,
isn't it? What's next? Is Hivi's going
to burn my house down?
There's a mute jammer in your room. No,
there isn't. No, there isn't.
Jinxy curse.
Wait, I might need to add a delay, dude.
I I'm not getting sniped. I'm not
getting sniped, buddy. No, I'm going to
literally lock the [ __ ] in.
I might do that. Are you doing the
stream with Marlin? The lockin stream?
Yeah, bro. I told Marlin we just got to
till I get my hair and my eyebrows. This
thing doesn't work. It does.
>> Yo, Evan, I hear you now. Oh,
>> you hear me?
>> Yo, bro, you ready to get that uh ready
to get that ass?
>> Oh, yeah. It's working. Hold on. I got
to fix that.
>> Wait, wait, wait. Take it down. Take that.
that.
>> It's yours.
>> Oh, no. That's good. It's good.
>> So, uh, what makes you want to one v
one, bro?
>> Uh, we haven't won one in a long time,
and last time we played, I won the
series. So, I can already hear the smile
in your voice and the ego. So, Evan,
what I'm going to do today is, you know,
I've actually LIKE HERE HERE'S THE
THING, EVAN. HERE'S THE HERE'S THE
THING, BUDDY.
>> The last time we won v1, I wasn't
playing the game,
>> bro. The last time I was What do you mean,
mean,
>> bro? I wasn't GRINDING THE GAME.
>> NOW I'M GRINDING EITHER. But me either.
>> Now I'm grinding the game. A level.
>> I'M GOING TO BEND YOU OVER A TABLE. DO
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU WILL NOT WIN AROUND.
>> JOIN, GET IN. HEY, HEY, cut the small
talk. Get in here. Get in here. Get in
here. Yo, you want to go waiter? Want to
go waiter?
>> Wait, I haven't been on the game like that.
that.
>> Oh. Oh. Oh, wait. So, you're preparing.
>> What kind of even playing field? I
started playing when you played again.
>> So, wait. You're basically preparing
yourself for a loss is what you're saying.
saying.
>> No, I'm going to win, but I don't want to.
to.
>> Oh, you're going to win. Oh, you're
going to win. Okay.
>> You're going to win. What's the score
going to be?
Well, depending on what it goes to, it's
probably going to be like a Let's
>> go to seven.
>> Wait, what's it going to OG rules?
>> All right, seven OG rules. So, no Monty
Pro 72.
>> EVAN, SAY THAT AGAIN IN MY GOOD EAR. SAY
THAT AGAIN IN MY GOOD EAR.
>> I would say six to seven, but I say
seven to two.
>> You're going to beat me seven to two in
a 1v one in R six.
>> I mean, I've seven OG you before.
>> I don't remember that.
>> I don't I don't remember that. I don't
>> two years ago. It's on YouTube. It's on YouTube.
YouTube.
>> What is your favorite operator? Let me
think. What is your favorite operator?
Oh, this.
>> I can't I'm not going to I'm not going
to play shields. I'm a new man.
>> So, Abid, here's what I want you to do.
You said
>> Wait, I didn't get the ban anything.
What the [ __ ] I didn't even get the ban.
ban.
>> What do you MEAN YOU DIDN'T YOU DID GET
THE BAN?
>> I didn't get the ban.
>> YOU JUST GOT THE BANN
>> I didn't get a ban.
>> DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. DON'T YOU DARE.
DON'T YOU DARE. OKAY, so Evan, you're
going to 72 me, Rev.
Probably 73. I say 73.
>> You're gonna 73 me. All right. Now, let
me give you a realistically
>> Let me give you a realistic analysis, sis.
sis.
>> No [ __ ]
>> Let me give you a realistic analysis of
what's going to happen.
>> Realistically 73. Yep.
>> I'm going to 75 you.
>> Mark my words, A. I'm going to 75 you,
brother. I'm grinding the game now.
Like, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE I I'M
>> Do you see my level? You see my level?
>> What is your level?
>> I'm higher than yours. And so is my KD.
And that's for a reason, my boy.
>> You're level 1,811?
Sure am.
>> DO YOU EVEN WASH YOUR ASS?
>> YOU'RE LEVEL.
>> Back in the day. No. Back in the day. No.
No.
>> Drone to locate a bomb.
>> And you know this.
>> Wait. But I'm a higher rank than you and
I only sold. Does that mean I'm better
than you?
>> You're a higher rank. I have
>> I'm a higher rank than you and I only I
get coppers. I'M
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU BROUGHT UP
YOUR KD. I get team kill. We have the
same KD. I almost let that slide. I
ALMOST LET THAT SLIDE. I GET TEAM KILL, BUDDY.
BUDDY. >> OKAY.
>> OKAY.
>> YO, AAN, I'm going to destroy you.
Your mission is to locate and diffuse a bomb.
bomb.
>> Nice job roaming downstairs.
>> Yeah, it's not anymore. Nice job. Nice
job roaming downstairs.
>> A I know everything you're going to do
before you think you're going to do it.
You understand
>> this yelling stuff doesn't work.
>> Also, AV, if I catch win that you're
stream sniping, I'm going to permanently
>> I don't stream snipe you. I'm way better
than you. I'm way better.
>> Why am I higher ranked than you and I
only sol you? >> You're
>> You're
>> If you're better than me, why am I
higher ranked than you and I only solo?
>> I have higher KD. All right. Bye, Katie. >> Yeah,
>> Yeah,
>> bro. Where the [ __ ] is your drone at?
Where? If I was in kitchen, you barely
get team kill. I probably get team
killed more.
>> Wait, I BARELY GET TEAM KILL. HOW DARE
YOU SAY THAT?
>> IS THAT EGO on you?
>> You're going to put a C4 below classroom.
>> Is that a I get team killed every time I
play this game.
>> Cuz you I'm sure you do. I'm sure you
do. I was just watching. You got team
cut on accident. Oh, he accidentally
exploded me with a C.
>> Sounds like you're acing in master.
>> Nice, bro. I think uh I think I could
drone um from 11 miles away.
>> Oh, well, I'm older than you.
>> Wait, what? What is he hearing?
>> A lot.
Also, Abid, you're not already, bro.
>> So, I wasn't organ. I hate this [ __ ]
>> You always hide. I don't understand. Why
do you always hide?
>> What do you want me to do?
Well, I'm not a man. Sorry.
>> Let me focus. Let me focus.
>> I would not.
>> Oh, that was nice. That was nice.
>> Friendly mission success.
like what? kill.
kill.
>> I should have got the [ __ ] I didn't
get banned. I didn't get the ban. I
didn't get the I literally didn't get
the over. IT SKIPPED OVER MY
>> NOW I WARNED YOU.
>> OH, WAIT. Don't have the attack. And
then I'll talk.
>> DON'T YOU DARE PEEK ME.
>> OKAY. When you're done, I'll talk when
you're done.
>> Continue. Continue. Sir,
>> like our old one v one days. Anybody can
tell you, you always go up on me, but
what happens? A comes right back up to
whoop that ass. So that's what I'm going
to do.
>> Okay, cool. This is cute. I find this
amusing. Sorry.
>> I'm the definition of being down and
then coming up. Okay.
>> Are you still are you are are you still
going to seven to me? Are you still
going to seven?
>> Yeah. You might get one more round off
of it.
>> Great. This is what I would like to I
want to focus on this. This is what I
call delusion. Abid, you lost.
>> I still think you're an edit, bro. Just
let it go.
>> So So Abid Abid, you think you're going
to win seven of the next eight rounds?
Cuz that's what you're saying. You're
saying out of the next eight.
Yo, bro, give me whatever weed you're
smoking, dude. You don't smoke, but
>> No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Cool. Cool.
Abid, I'm a higher rank than you. I
would have had a higher
>> I know you think it's cool to smoke and
all that, but I don't. So, don't equ me
with that. Don't Don't equivalate my
life with that. I don't do that.
>> So, let's break this down word for word.
A I'm a higher rank than you and I.
>> You're not a higher rank. What do you mean?
mean?
>> You're diamond two. I'm diamond one.
>> I am literally I'm level 1,800. What are
you TALKING ABOUT?
THAT'S LEVEL, NOT RANGE.
>> THAT'S WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
>> ARE YOU DUMB OR STUPID?
>> I literally get team killed. I I LITERALLY
LITERALLY
>> I GET TEAM KILLED ALSO.
>> 5 SECONDS.
>> They don't like me more than you.
>> No. No. Give me that.
>> Yep. Slay shotgun. Yep. Play shotgun.
Let me look at you.
>> You just played.
>> You're so [ __ ] sad. No, I can do that.
that.
>> YOU JUST PLAYED A SHOTGUN. SHOTGUN never
changed. Am I crazy? AM I CRAZY? YOU
JUST PLAYED A SHOTGUN,
>> BRO. Are you going to have an animism
attack? Calm the [ __ ] down.
>> No, cuz it's about disrespecting my
skill set as
>> No. No. It It's about
>> You have no drones, bro. Do you want to
just wrap up this round now or later?
You have no drones. Chat, my cortisol is
>> You have no drone, so what are you going
to do? I'm actually curious. What are
you going to do without any drones? Abs,
>> stop talking.
>> I'm just curious, though. What are you
>> Ego versus Yep.
>> No, it's I don't have an ego. Whoever
said that can shut up. I don't have an ego.
ego.
>> You knew.
>> Look at you. I knew you were going. I I
already knew. YOU KNEW. OKAY.
>> I SHOULD HAVE AIMED.
>> HEY, I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. YOU'RE SMART.
YOU'RE SMART.
>> I should have aimed. What am I doing?
>> I should have aimed. Nick,
>> let me hear. I know you're trying to cut
off noise by moaning in my ear. Let me
hear. I will mute this party in
takes away.
>> I'm muting the party. This guy's moaning
in my ear to cut off noise.
Let me win this round. come right back
on the mic screaming in his eardrums.
I'm ne I'm never losing a 1 v one again.
I'm back.
He has no drones. He has to push big
Please take it.
Abby, where you at, though?
>> Yeah, I'm at the party cuz you're scared.
scared.
What?
>> Just heard you back a window.
A bomb has been located by OP 4.
>> GET OFF THE FLOOR, BRO.
>> GET OFF THE FLOOR.
>> GET OFF THE FLOOR.
FACE ME LIKE A MAN.
>> OH, you're going to play like that. I'm
just going to play it like that. It's okay.
okay.
>> Hey, play like what, bro? You want to
know? You know the analysis going to
play? Listen. Listen.
>> You want to know the analysis? The
reason why you LOST YOUR DRUMS. STOP
CRYING. YOU LOST BECAUSE YOU WASTED YOUR
DRUMS. THAT'S WHY YOU LOST. STOP CRYING.
>> You lost because you WASTED YOUR DRUMS.
THAT'S WHY YOU LOST. DON'T CRY IN MY EAR.
EAR.
>> I SECOND guess myself so much. I second
guess myself so much, bro. You lost
because you wasted your drum,
>> bro. When you were at that window of
master, I should have killed you, bro. I
don't know what I'm doing.
>> Should have, could have, would have,
bro. 20. So now,
>> okay. You know what? You know what?
>> You still want to stick to your
prediction of 7 to 7? It's 7 to
>> I said 75. I was realistic cuz I know
cuz I know it's always going to be close.
close.
>> Well, I also didn't get the ban off cuz
I mean like that [ __ ] is bogus.
>> Okay. All right. I'm going to pause.
What the [ __ ] are you talking about?
What do you mean you
>> I didn't get the ban. It literally, if
you look at the match replay, it skipped
over my ban. I didn't even get a chance
to ban.
>> I I can't
>> I was going to ban Ace.
>> You didn't get to ban, brother. Everyone.
Everyone.
>> No, I didn't get the ban.
>> No, everyone gets to ban.
>> I didn't get a chance.
>> I don't know. LIKE, MAYBE YOU JUST
DIDN'T BAN. EVERYONE GETS to ban. Period.
Period.
>> No, no, no. I'm not going to fall for that.
that.
I'm not going to do this. You set up
some type of rule so I couldn't ban. I
don't know if I got 3 second time clock
or what it was. But this is ridiculous [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> Yeah, bro. I I don't know what to tell
you, dude. You said you're going to
seven to me. Come and do it, bro. CUZ
I'M TELLING YOU, I'M ACTUALLY I'M
GRINDING. I'M GRINDING THE GAME.
>> THIS IS WHAT YOU DO. I'm not going to
fall for it. This is what you do. You're
>> Who the [ __ ] do you think you are
recently? But it's not that, bro.
>> Uh, I'm grinded the game again. You told
me to my face. Grind it.
>> You said you're You said you're going to
72 me.
I am. So, go do it. Go do it. Go do it.
>> You got my problem. Don't tell me what
>> Don't tell me what to do.
>> Just, bro, come and me, please. >> Hey,
>> Hey,
>> come and just seven to me. Just 72 to me.
me.
>> Please, God, 72 me. A, I'm begging you.
>> Stop talking.
>> Divorce is piercing.
You didn't put any Goyos on the door to
sight. I mean, do I need to like teach
talking about?
>> I hear you on main steps, bro.
>> Dang, your headset is so good.
>> I know. And I hear you coming up main
and you're going to swing me in a second.
second.
There it is. But I'm going to flash trophy.
trophy.
Then I'm going to wall bang you cuz I
already make this flash. Really?
>> I mean, bro, I'm in my
>> You talk. I'm being I mean I'm in crime.
This is not crime. You just talk. You
just talk. So I can't hear.
>> Look, bro. At the end of the day, bro,
>> I know. And I know what the problem is.
The problem is I have the wrong [ __ ]
controller in my hand.
>> I'm switching to the OG one.
>> So, is the controller what positioned
you on that handle?
>> No, the controller.
>> A It's so simple, bro. If I flash
trophy, I'm obviously going to swing
that hole. Bro, I knew I was going to win.
win.
>> Yeah. No. Duh. I was going to pre-fire.
Like, shut up. You don't smart, bro.
>> So, why didn't you pre-fire, Ab. Why
didn't you prev?
>> Because you were faster at it.
Obviously, I'm not going to lie. I mean,
did it faster than I thought.
>> I just heard you.
>> I'm going my I'm going my Montana. I'm return.
return.
>> I heard you and I sent chills down your spine.
spine.
>> Evan, I heard you and you started
panicking. Bro, Evan, you know me, bro.
You've known me for years. I'm going to
hear you every second of the map.
>> Everywhere you are, I'm going to know, bro.
bro.
>> That's okay. New prediction score 73.
>> Uh, I'm going to be honest, bro. I said
75. Chad, let's move it to 74. I have
it. I'm waiting for you, bro. Show me
that you can compete with me, bro.
Please show me that you can compete with me.
me.
>> Please. Please, bro.
>> This is This is what you've done the past.
past.
>> This isn't 2024.
2025. I play this game every morning and
night off street. You're not going to
be, [ __ ] >> Continue.
>> Continue.
>> Let me talk. Let me talk.
>> Can I talk? >> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Thank you.
>> Secure the bomb,
>> bro. Interrupt me again. It's going to
be a problem. Let me talk.
I'm literally about to go Monty. And if
you don't like it and you leave, oh
well. I'm restoring back to my old ways.
I can't help it. I need to catch around.
So if you get mad, so be it. I don't care.
care.
>> I do not care.
>> Here's the thing, bro. Do your thing. I
just want to tell you to your face. If
you use Monty uh down 3 0, I know I
mentally won
listen, bro. If you listen, you're
mentally whistle. Listen.
Oh yeah, I'm coming for that ass.
>> I mean, bro, you know what it is, bro.
It's always been a rule on the Jinxy one
v1 ones that shields aren't allowed anymore.
anymore.
>> I mean, I always broke and I've always
won, so I don't really give a [ __ ]
>> If you break out shields down three to
zero, I [ __ ] shut up.
>> I genuinely take the win. I immediately
get the win.
>> Okay. Okay. By default, you don't
though. So,
>> nobody who uses shields in one ves.
You're using Nomad. YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR. I'm
I'm
>> I just heard Nomad's gun, dude.
>> No, you didn't.
>> I'm getting gas lit again. GAS LLIT. GAS
LIT. GAS LIT.
>> I know what you're planning to do. Don't
do it. All right. Don't jump. If you
>> Ab, I know what you're planning to do.
Yo, you got smart. What the [ __ ] Oh, yeah.
You got smart, bro.
>> Heard you jump in bottom white.
>> Don't you dare try to floor bag me.
I might light a cigar for this one.
Little seven though for the boys.
>> Yes, this a seven.
>> This might actually be a savage.
>> We should have made it a rule not to go. Uh,
Uh,
>> and here comes the cry.
>> Yeah, I'm not crying. I'm not crying,
but how can anyone play you on smoke? I
mean, it just seems like Yo, all you do
is run. You complain about me, but you
run shot. You run [ __ ] uh shotties, bro.
bro.
>> You were on mute shotgun the first round
of the game.
I mean, you know where I am, bro. Just
let's just get this.
>> I really don't. I got a [ __ ] drone, bro.
bro.
>> Okay. Well, I don't know if you're
>> You're one. You're one.
>> Get off me, bro. Please God, get off me.
>> I can't play. I can't play. I don't I
just can't. I mean, too much.
>> Seven and up. Seven and up. This is
crazy. Seven up. Seven up.
>> Yo, Nick. Genuinely, if you actually
care about the one, let me talk for a second.
second.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to cry. Yeah. Old
ass going to cry. Yeah.
>> What? Bro, you said you were going to
17. Let me talk. Let me talk.
>> Before you talk, can I say one thing?
Did you or did you not?
>> You just bring me down as a man. You
just bring me down. It's what you do, bro.
bro.
>> Did you or did you not say you're going
to 72?
>> I did say that. I got cocky, but I
haven't played the game as much as I
thought I did. But let me finish.
Timer still on pause. Okay. Bro, it's
just all excuses. That's all.
>> And then I banned Thermite. Yeah. And
then I bait.
>> It's just excuses, dude. I'm done. Let's
just get this ass kicking over with. I
have it. It's not 2024. It's not 2025.
All right. I played this game all day,
every day. You're never beating me in a
1 v one ever again. Is that understood?
>> I just beat you in a rank game yesterday
off stream. So, I mean, it really I
mean, I don't
>> Oh, you beat me in a rank game. Nice. Do
you want a participation award and a
cookie? Hey, bro. It's mono. It's me and
you, dude. Like, just beat me now. Beat
me now, bro. Please.
wrong with me, bro. What is wrong with me?
me?
>> Navin, I'm not going to lie. I did vault
IRL. You scared the [ __ ] out of me that
round. The fourth round, you scared the [ __ ]
[ __ ]
>> But listen. Oh, this is what I was going
to say. Cuz you keep [ __ ] cutting me
off cuz you're [ __ ] bald and you
don't listen to anything anybody has to
say. Let me [ __ ]
>> WAIT, WHAT DOES THE HAIR HAVE TO DO? I'M
>> WHAT DOES THE HAIR HAVE TO DO WITH MAD
>> AS [ __ ] RIGHT NOW? ALL RIGHT, CONTINUE.
I was going to say,
>> you get mad at [ __ ] You get
mad at me specifically cuz I believe it
or not I ran the Monty movement. Nobody
was going Monty. Nobody was getting
below without me. Okay, I made that [ __ ]
up. Now, let me finish. You get mad at
me for going Monty, but you go shotgun
and sit in corners every round and I
don't complain. So, why do you do one
thing and it's okay, but as soon as
somebody else does something you don't
like, it's a problem.
>> You started the game off with mute
shotgun. On top of that, I've won two I
didn't mean to.
>> On top of that, I've won two attacking
rounds without mute shotgun. What is
your point? I'm winning with and without
me new shotgun.
>> Just hungry or something. No,
>> you're hungry. That's why you're losing.
You're losing because you're hungry.
>> I didn't say that's why I'm losing. But
>> I mean, you insinuated. You said I'm
just hungry or something. That's what
You're going to sit on the Aixo be a
Rudy VMR. I would not recommend doing this.
>> What did I tell you?
>> I'm I'm
Look, bro. If you want to rage quit, you
can rage quit. That's fine.
>> No, because you're getting my head. It's
working. That's what you're doing. If I
get a note, I'm not touching game again.
>> I I told you, bro. I actually played a
game now. Like I
>> You know what? You know what? Let me Let
me Let me breathe for a second. I'm
coming back. I got to come back. This is
not my legacy. I wouldn't leave behind.
>> Why is that funny?
>> Look, dude. Look Look,
>> show me some Show me some, BRO. LISTEN.
>> SO, WAIT A QUESTION. I have a question.
Listen, I'm I'm something.
>> Was that the mute shotgun? Was that the
mute shotgun? Like, what was that?
>> No. No. And I'm going to give you a
credit. Listen. You've gotten way better
than than me whooping your ass in 2023.
Those days are are gone and I'm living in the past.
in the past. >> So, I'm going to give you your props,
>> So, I'm going to give you your props, bro. You whooping my ass. All right. So
bro. You whooping my ass. All right. So now this year you might be better than
now this year you might be better than me, but back in the day I used to take
me, but back in the day I used to take the cake.
the cake. >> Great. Uh, back in the day, you know
>> Great. Uh, back in the day, you know what my saying always is? Latest.
what my saying always is? Latest. >> But I just gave you props. Why are you
>> But I just gave you props. Why are you going to sit there?
going to sit there? >> You know what my is, bro? Latest is the
>> You know what my is, bro? Latest is the greatest. Latest is the greatest.
greatest. Latest is the greatest. Period. All right, bro. Period.
Period. All right, bro. Period. >> This game's not a one v one game, so
>> This game's not a one v one game, so this game's not one v one oriented. So,
this game's not one v one oriented. So, >> would you like a side of the fries with
>> would you like a side of the fries with your large coke?
Look, bro. I'm going to keep it a buck with you, man. You're a great controller
with you, man. You're a great controller player. Probably one of the best
player. Probably one of the best controller 1v1ers ever.
controller 1v1ers ever. >> Getting in my head.
>> Getting in my head. >> Uh Aidan, I'm in my prime, bro.
>> Uh Aidan, I'm in my prime, bro. >> A 2026.
>> A 2026. Wait, did you just try to lie to me? You
Wait, did you just try to lie to me? You tell I Bro, I'm not the best controller.
tell I Bro, I'm not the best controller. I might be the best Monty player.
I might be the best Monty player. >> Not the best controller player.
>> Not the best controller player. >> Avid, have it.
>> Avid, have it. >> You know, man, we've had a great rivalry
>> You know, man, we've had a great rivalry for years. I think it's 2026. It's kind
for years. I think it's 2026. It's kind of
of >> We did.
>> We did. >> I think I'm just going to run away with
>> I think I'm just going to run away with it now.
it now. >> No, but what it was though, like even
>> No, but what it was though, like even when we first met, like you were
when we first met, like you were whooping me in one. That's got like I I
whooping me in one. That's got like I I I forgot your place, bro.
I forgot your place, bro. >> I'm not on new shotgun, so you should
>> I'm not on new shotgun, so you should win this one.
win this one. >> You should for sure win this one.
>> You should for sure win this one. >> If I come back, then are you going to
>> If I come back, then are you going to shut up?
shut up? >> Uh if you come back and win, I'll I'll
>> Uh if you come back and win, I'll I'll uh I'll quit the game. I don't even know
uh I'll quit the game. I don't even know what to say.
what to say. >> That's That's not going to happen.
>> That's That's not going to happen. This game's been [ __ ] from the
This game's been [ __ ] from the beginning.
I hear some movement in tower. Like this headset's ass.
headset's ass. >> It's the headset.
>> It's the headset. >> I mean, it is. I'm not even I'm not even
>> I mean, it is. I'm not even I'm not even trying to like be funny. I mean like I
trying to like be funny. I mean like I just heard somebody moving tout
I mean, you're going to have to grenade then jump in, right?
then jump in, right? >> I'm primed out. I'm primed out.
>> I'm primed out. I'm primed out. >> Five to zero.
>> Five to zero. >> I saw your I saw your foot under the
>> I saw your I saw your foot under the [ __ ] and I missed. Like, I can't.
>> I mean, whatever you do, bro. Don't grenade hop.
Can't stand you, bro. >> I literally said don't grenade and hop
>> I literally said don't grenade and hop it.
>> Evan, I literally said don't grenade at it. You got
it. You got >> Nick, please be quiet. Just shut up.
>> Nick, please be quiet. Just shut up. Just shut up.
Just shut up. >> Let me get around.
>> Let me get around. >> Let me get around. Shut up.
>> Let me get around. Shut up. >> Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
>> Yeah, I'm not going to lie. >> You know, I just realized something. I
>> You know, I just realized something. I just realized something. This is a
just realized something. This is a [ __ ] map. I don't like this map.
[ __ ] map. I don't like this map. We're not weak on this.
We're not weak on this. >> You know I've never seen OG.
>> You know I've never seen OG. >> That's not why I'm losing it. But
>> That's not why I'm losing it. But >> you know I've never
>> you know I've never >> Yeah, I know. But I before and if you
>> Yeah, I know. But I before and if you do, I promise I'm not playing this game
do, I promise I'm not playing this game no more.
no more. >> Bro, you can't quit the game. I see you
>> Bro, you can't quit the game. I see you still on big window.
still on big window. >> Yes. Throw the grenade and hop in, bro.
>> Yes. Throw the grenade and hop in, bro. Please.
Please. >> What would stomping do? What would
>> What would stomping do? What would stomping do? That's That's all I hope I
stomping do? That's That's all I hope I got left.
got left. >> Stomping would probably have it thrown
>> Stomping would probably have it thrown in his pocket.
>> Eliminated. I can't I like if I lose seven with this is a problem. This is
seven with this is a problem. This is embarrassing.
I I don't know. I I'm just nervous for some reason.
>> You know what happened? You know what we could do?
could do? >> What am I doing?
>> What am I doing? >> So, I was planning on posting this into
>> So, I was planning on posting this into YouTube, but
YouTube, but >> I didn't know that. See, I would try
>> I didn't know that. See, I would try hard if I knew that. I would
hard if I knew that. I would >> see. What we could do is
>> see. What we could do is >> I didn't know that
>> I didn't know that >> there's a I have a
>> there's a I have a >> I have a cop out for you. Do you want to
>> I have a cop out for you. Do you want to hear the copout?
hear the copout? >> Yes. Yes. Yes. All you got to do for me
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. All you got to do for me to not post this on YouTube is just say
to not post this on YouTube is just say Jinxy uh you you're better than me in
Jinxy uh you you're better than me in Rainbow Six Siege and I'll never be able
Rainbow Six Siege and I'll never be able to surpass you.
to surpass you. >> Well, I mean, I've known you for a lot
>> Well, I mean, I've known you for a lot of years and you're not a man award.
of years and you're not a man award. You're definitely posting this on
You're definitely posting this on YouTube and I'm not going to get double
YouTube and I'm not going to get double embarrassed.
embarrassed. >> You're definitely posting no matter what
>> You're definitely posting no matter what I say.
I say. >> Great pre-fire out of you. Great
>> Great pre-fire out of you. Great pre-fire. That's exactly smart.
pre-fire. That's exactly smart. >> I know it. You're not better than me
>> I know it. You're not better than me this round or this game. You outsmarted
this round or this game. You outsmarted me.
me. >> Yo, bro. A
>> Yo, bro. A >> legacy is that I lost 7.
>> legacy is that I lost 7. >> Wait. Oh, wait. A forgot to ask again.
>> Wait. Oh, wait. A forgot to ask again. Was that round the new shotgun? Dude,
Was that round the new shotgun? Dude, >> it doesn't matter. You set the tempo for
>> it doesn't matter. You set the tempo for the game. Once shotgun brought out, I
the game. Once shotgun brought out, I lost.
lost. >> All right. You got to cut this [ __ ] out.
>> All right. You got to cut this [ __ ] out. >> 10 seconds before insertion.
>> 10 seconds before insertion. >> I need to warm up for like a month and
>> I need to warm up for like a month and then I and then it'll be something.
then I and then it'll be something. >> So, you want to warm up for a month?
>> So, you want to warm up for a month? >> No, no, no.
>> No, no, no. >> I need the weekend. I need my
>> I need the weekend. I need my >> I literally never
>> yo, if I made this comeback now, I might be better than Muhammad Ali in his
be better than Muhammad Ali in his grind.
grind. >> I mean, I'm going to be honest. I've ne
>> I mean, I'm going to be honest. I've ne I've never seven o' in my life. Lit
I've never seven o' in my life. Lit literally never.
literally never. >> Yes, we heard you. You want to achieve
>> Yes, we heard you. You want to achieve it? I'm washed.
Ev, didn't you say you can send him to me? Don't do this, bro. How many times I
me? Don't do this, bro. How many times I got to say this?
got to say this? >> You're dead,
>> You're dead, >> bro. Trying to add a farm.
>> bro. Trying to add a farm. >> Wait, Ace flash. What the [ __ ]
>> Wait, Ace flash. What the [ __ ] >> Just do this on
>> Just do this on two bar. Oh my god, you're locked.
two bar. Oh my god, you're locked. Hey, come back time.
Hey, come back time. >> Yo,
>> Yo, >> you're going to have to let this one
>> you're going to have to let this one rest, bro.
rest, bro. >> A sometimes, bro, you just got to let it
>> A sometimes, bro, you just got to let it rest.
rest. >> Let what rest? Come back down
>> Let what rest? Come back down >> the game.
>> the game. >> Hey everybody, spam it. Hey everybody,
>> Hey everybody, spam it. Hey everybody, spam come back time.
Okay. So, you're on big window just sitting on the
sitting on the on the little bunk bed.
on the little bunk bed. You're still there. Just
Let me chill. Let me chill. A 70 would be aura.
>> Bro, I got to THE [ __ ] OUT. >> YOU GOT OUTSMARTED. NO, you got
>> YOU GOT OUTSMARTED. NO, you got outsmarted. Come back,
outsmarted. Come back, >> bro. Have it. It's not come back time.
>> bro. Have it. It's not come back time. It's
It's >> come back time. It's come back time.
>> come back time. It's come back time. >> Let's go.
>> Let's go. >> Yo, chat. Mark. It's come back time.
>> Yo, chat. Mark. It's come back time. >> Chat, mark my words. If I blow this
>> Chat, mark my words. If I blow this lead, y'all don't never see my face
lead, y'all don't never see my face again. Chat, listen. If I blow this
again. Chat, listen. If I blow this lead, y'all don't never see my face
lead, y'all don't never see my face again. Period.
>> Hey, you just got avocued. >> Yo, Ev,
>> Yo, Ev, >> you just got a cued, bro. Hey, and every
>> you just got a cued, bro. Hey, and every time I win, guess what I'm saying?
time I win, guess what I'm saying? >> Do me a favor. Guess what I'm saying,
>> Do me a favor. Guess what I'm saying, bro.
bro. >> Okay, it could be one six. I'm coming
>> Okay, it could be one six. I'm coming back.
back. >> Do me a Evan. It I mean, I choked the
>> Do me a Evan. It I mean, I choked the 70. A
70. A >> BRO, ALL I HAVE to do is just plan, bro.
>> BRO, ALL I HAVE to do is just plan, bro. If I just plan,
If I just plan, >> listen, even if No, even if I do lose,
>> listen, even if No, even if I do lose, I've never got 70 by you, so I can stand
I've never got 70 by you, so I can stand on that. I still have that achievement.
on that. I still have that achievement. >> Go.
>> Go. >> Okay. I mean, Aid,
>> Okay. I mean, Aid, >> what what would Prime Avid do is what I
>> what what would Prime Avid do is what I need to ask myself every round. That's
need to ask myself every round. That's what I need to ask myself. What would a
what I need to ask myself. What would a prime
prime >> chop it up how you want to? You're
>> chop it up how you want to? You're getting bent over a table.
getting bent over a table. >> You just Okay. Okay. You want to bring
>> You just Okay. Okay. You want to bring that out? Okay. No, you could chop it up
that out? Okay. No, you could chop it up how you want. I'm coming back.
I would have got myself clear. What did I say?
I say? >> Oh, bubbles. Oh, bubbles.
>> Oh, bubbles. Oh, bubbles. >> 10 seconds.
>> Increased surveillance on bombs. >> Bubbles.
Good job, boy. By the way, if if you go Monty, I'm
By the way, if if you go Monty, I'm like, the game's over. Like, you can't
like, the game's over. Like, you can't use shield.
use shield. >> Oh, well, I already went Monty. I don't
>> Oh, well, I already went Monty. I don't care. I don't give a [ __ ] You're mad.
care. I don't give a [ __ ] You're mad. Well, you know, wait. You know what it
Well, you know, wait. You know what it is. You know what's comeback time.
is. You know what's comeback time. >> Wait, wait, wait. You're not allowed to
>> Wait, wait, wait. You're not allowed to do this.
do this. >> You know what time it is?
>> You know what time it is? >> You're not. You leave the game. It's an
>> You're not. You leave the game. It's an automatic forfeit, [ __ ]
automatic forfeit, [ __ ] >> Oh, you got a C4. I'm not stupid. Let me
>> Oh, you got a C4. I'm not stupid. Let me go check that real quick.
>> This is just sad, bro. trying to bait me into the C4. I'm not
trying to bait me into the C4. I'm not stupid.
stupid. You got the payday skin on.
You got the payday skin on. I mean, this is sad.
I mean, this is sad. >> I know you didn't b it.
>> I know you didn't b it. >> This is sad.
I don't know if it was secure area right now.
>> This is so [ __ ] sad, bro. A bomb has been located by our
been located by our >> Who does this [ __ ] bro?
>> Who does this [ __ ] bro? >> Does
>> Uh, too easy. Too easy. Hey chat, spam it. Come back time. Hey, you can say
it. Come back time. Hey, you can say it's born all you want. You go shotguns.
it's born all you want. You go shotguns. I'm playing mobile. You want to play
I'm playing mobile. You want to play like that? I can too. Should have banned
like that? I can too. Should have banned it. Should have banned it.
it. Should have banned it. Oh, I got him flustered. I got him
Oh, I got him flustered. I got him flustered.
>> You're using >> I got him flustered
>> I got him flustered >> using shield operators in the one.
>> using shield operators in the one. >> Hey, listen. I banned banned it. You
>> Hey, listen. I banned banned it. You should have banned it.
should have banned it. >> Listen, this is what you did back in
>> Listen, this is what you did back in Listen, let me talk. This is what you
Listen, let me talk. This is what you did back in the day. I admit that's not
did back in the day. I admit that's not a man move to go Monte, but I know that.
a man move to go Monte, but I know that. But what you fail to realize is, bro,
But what you fail to realize is, bro, you're not a man either for spamming
you're not a man either for spamming shotguns in the corner. Okay? So, we can
shotguns in the corner. Okay? So, we can play boy verse boy. We're not mans at
play boy verse boy. We're not mans at this point. This game, this game is a
this point. This game, this game is a battle of the egos. I am not losing. I
battle of the egos. I am not losing. I would do whatever it takes.
would do whatever it takes. >> Evan, I think I think I've won every
>> Evan, I think I think I've won every gunfight we've had this game, bro. Like,
gunfight we've had this game, bro. Like, literally.
literally. >> Hey, well, that that Okay,
>> Hey, well, that that Okay, >> we've I've literally won every gunfight.
>> we've I've literally won every gunfight. >> You tell us is the greatest. I'm on the
>> You tell us is the greatest. I'm on the come up. It's two to zero at this point,
come up. It's two to zero at this point, >> bro. Look, I know you're mentally
>> bro. Look, I know you're mentally defeated, bro.
defeated, bro. >> You're in sh This This is what we did
>> You're in sh This This is what we did back in the day. You're in shambles
back in the day. You're in shambles right now. You're in shambles. You're
right now. You're in shambles. You're you're you're so scared that I had this.
you're you're so scared that I had this. You know I'm on fire right now. There's
You know I'm on fire right now. There's no stopping me. You can't do anything,
no stopping me. You can't do anything, Nicholas. You can't
Nicholas. You can't >> Don't Don't Nicholas.
>> Don't Don't Nicholas. >> And I feel bad for you.
>> And I feel bad for you. >> I don't GO BY NICHOLAS. GOD,
>> I don't GO BY NICHOLAS. GOD, >> YOU DO. That's your government name.
>> YOU DO. That's your government name. >> You can say Nick. I don't go by
>> You can say Nick. I don't go by Nicholas.
Nicholas. >> They shouldn't have named you that. They
>> They shouldn't have named you that. They should.
should. >> My god.
>> My god. >> No one Nicholas.
>> No one Nicholas. >> Nicholas. Nicholas.
>> No. But I like a little wimp. >> I mean, you said my girlfriend name. I'm
>> I mean, you said my girlfriend name. I'm going to say yours.
going to say yours. >> I said a
>> I said a That is my name. That's for your
That is my name. That's for your government name.
government name. >> Yeah.
Oh, I'm so much better. Always come back time. Always come back time. Oh yeah, I
time. Always come back time. Oh yeah, I got him in shambles.
got him in shambles. I got him in shambles.
I got him in shambles. >> The diffuser has been disabled.
>> The diffuser has been disabled. >> Oh, I got him in shambles.
I just need I just need that fire to come back in me. I just need that little
come back in me. I just need that little that little uh You know what I'm saying?
that little uh You know what I'm saying? Everybody needs that little h in their
Everybody needs that little h in their life.
life. >> You know what, bro?
>> You know what, bro? >> Let's go.
>> Let's go. >> Use whatever you want.
>> Use whatever you want. >> Get mad. Get mad, Nick.
>> Get mad. Get mad, Nick. >> No, I kind of
>> No, I kind of >> Oh. Oh, I'm supposed to feel bad.
>> Oh. Oh, I'm supposed to feel bad. >> No, I think I think you're right. No, I
>> No, I think I think you're right. No, I >> bubbles. I'm supposed to feel bad.
>> bubbles. I'm supposed to feel bad. >> No, I think you're right. I think in 1 v
>> No, I think you're right. I think in 1 v ones, it's just no holds bar, no rules.
ones, it's just no holds bar, no rules. I agree. Let's do this. I agree.
I agree. Let's do this. I agree. >> That's what it But that's what it
>> That's what it But that's what it doesn't it doesn't mean in our case, I
doesn't it doesn't mean in our case, I am better than you, but this necessarily
am better than you, but this necessarily doesn't mean I'm better than you. Even
doesn't mean I'm better than you. Even though I am, this doesn't solidify it.
though I am, this doesn't solidify it. Don't one v one's anything goes. Anybody
Don't one v one's anything goes. Anybody can win a one v one. But when you do it
can win a one v one. But when you do it like we do a hundred times a [ __ ]
like we do a hundred times a [ __ ] week,
week, >> bro.
>> bro. >> I mean, a better player is going to
>> I mean, a better player is going to evolve,
evolve, >> bro. Listen. No, I'm talking about back
>> bro. Listen. No, I'm talking about back in the day.
in the day. >> I think you just do what I think one v
>> I think you just do what I think one v once. Do whatever you want, bro. I'm
once. Do whatever you want, bro. I'm still going to win. I'm still going to
still going to win. I'm still going to win every time.
win every time. >> Going shotgun. That's what you do best,
>> Going shotgun. That's what you do best, bro.
bro. >> Yeah. You know what? Great reminder. Let
>> Yeah. You know what? Great reminder. Let me bust that that out. See,
me bust that that out. See, >> go or don't shot or don't stop Monty.
>> go or don't shot or don't stop Monty. >> Secure the bomb.
>> Secure the bomb. >> I mean, you're not going to play Monty
>> I mean, you're not going to play Monty cuz you know I'm you know I'm on Orex.
cuz you know I'm you know I'm on Orex. >> I'm playing Monty right now.
>> I'm playing Monty right now. >> I'm not like a toddler.
>> I'm not like a toddler. >> I'm playing Monty right now.
>> I'm playing Monty right now. >> What are you talking about?
>> What are you talking about? >> You know, you know I'm on. Promise I'm
>> You know, you know I'm on. Promise I'm on it right now.
on it right now. >> So you're not going to play bouncy?
>> So you're not going to play bouncy? Yeah, you could be on right now. That's
Yeah, you could be on right now. That's a mind game. That's a mind game. You're
a mind game. That's a mind game. You're sitting in the corner with a shotgun.
sitting in the corner with a shotgun. That's a mind game.
That's a mind game. >> I know you. I know you for so long.
>> I know you. I know you for so long. >> Yeah, bro. Nice mind game, bro.
>> Yeah, bro. Nice mind game, bro. >> OP four has yet to locate a bomb.
>> OP four has yet to locate a bomb. >> Op four has located a bomb.
>> Op four has located a bomb. >> Extra works. What are you waited?
I banned that [ __ ] Got
to do whatever it takes to win. >> I know, bro. Me, too.
>> I know, bro. Me, too. >> I'm doing whatever it takes to win.
>> I'm doing whatever it takes to win. >> What does that mean?
>> What does that mean? >> If I got to use the shotgun, I'm [ __ ]
>> If I got to use the shotgun, I'm [ __ ] breaking it about.
Oh, you're on. All right. now needs to get to power.
How low are you to be honest? I shot your foot like three times.
your foot like three times. >> 86.
>> They reverted limb damage, right? >> I don't know what that means.
I'm I'm so much better than you. Can't play against not even playable. It
play against not even playable. It doesn't matter. You can play against me.
doesn't matter. You can play against me. You're just not as good as behind
You're just not as good as behind when to take my battles, Nick.
when to take my battles, Nick. >> Hey, you got too cocky, bro. Like,
>> Hey, you got too cocky, bro. Like, everyone does against me. I don't know
everyone does against me. I don't know what it is.
what it is. >> Let's go. Everyone gets so cocky against
>> Let's go. Everyone gets so cocky against me. I don't know. I don't I'm watching
me. I don't know. I don't I'm watching this.
this. >> Like, literally,
>> Like, literally, >> I literally want Yeah. So, so everyone's
>> I literally want Yeah. So, so everyone's going to now everyone's going to say,
going to now everyone's going to say, "Oh, he needs Monty shield." I don't
"Oh, he needs Monty shield." I don't need a shield.
need a shield. >> But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
>> But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
wait, wait. >> If you didn't use a shield, you think
>> If you didn't use a shield, you think this game would still be going? You
this game would still be going? You actually believe that?
actually believe that? >> You've won two rounds.
>> You've won two rounds. >> Well, okay. Okay. If we're being honest,
>> Well, okay. Okay. If we're being honest, I think I would have won.
I think I would have won. >> Without shield, six to zero.
>> Without shield, six to zero. >> I'm trying to finish
>> I'm trying to finish >> without you. I'm just saying.
>> without you. I'm just saying. >> I think I
>> I think I >> I think I would have lost only for the
>> I think I would have lost only for the simple fact that you are going shotgun
simple fact that you are going shotgun and you're playing like a little [ __ ]
and you're playing like a little [ __ ] bro, in the corner. So I you you forced
bro, in the corner. So I you you forced me to play like a scaredy-cat.
me to play like a scaredy-cat. The thing about your statement that
The thing about your statement that makes no sense though is I've won three
makes no sense though is I've won three now and now I didn't graduate right now.
now and now I didn't graduate right now. I didn't
I didn't >> muted because I can't finish my sentence
>> muted because I can't finish my sentence and that's lack of maturity. Okay, let
and that's lack of maturity. Okay, let me continue with being logical. So I've
me continue with being logical. So I've won three attacking rounds without
won three attacking rounds without shotguns or shields. The only attacking
shotguns or shields. The only attacking rounds you've won against me in a 10
rounds you've won against me in a 10 round match is when you've used shield.
round match is when you've used shield. Those are the stats. That's like the
Those are the stats. That's like the facts. The only attacking rounds you've
facts. The only attacking rounds you've won is with shields. I've won three
won is with shields. I've won three attacking rounds without shotguns or
attacking rounds without shotguns or shields. You are sad.
shields. You are sad. >> 10 seconds.
>> 10 seconds. >> Period.
>> Period. >> Like
>> Like >> I mean I graduated. So
>> I mean I graduated. So >> that is stats.
>> that is stats. >> Yeah. You can mute me all you want. It
>> Yeah. You can mute me all you want. It doesn't make you
doesn't make you >> I have not won an attack round without a
>> I have not won an attack round without a seal.
seal. >> Am I muted, bro? Like you're going to be
>> Am I muted, bro? Like you're going to be a coward.
a coward. >> Yeah, I'm I'm only muting you when
>> Yeah, I'm I'm only muting you when you're like yelling over me when I'm
you're like yelling over me when I'm trying to like
trying to like >> I wasn't trying to yell, man.
>> I wasn't trying to yell, man. >> I was in the middle of a sentence. You
>> I was in the middle of a sentence. You cut me off twice. Well, Nicholas, I'm
cut me off twice. Well, Nicholas, I'm trying to respect you.
trying to respect you. >> I don't GO BY ALL RIGHT. I DON'T GO BY
>> I don't GO BY ALL RIGHT. I DON'T GO BY NICHOLAS. DUDE, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
NICHOLAS. DUDE, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. >> DO TODAY. You do today.
[ __ ] We're thinking about get the bomb located.
I'm so much smarter. I baited you. He focused on the screen.
focused on the screen. Oh, I'm so much smarter. Look at this.
Oh, I'm so much smarter. Look at this. Look at this. Got him in shambles.
Look at this. Got him in shambles. I got him in shambles.
I got him in shambles. >> I'm actually going to blow a six-y old
>> I'm actually going to blow a six-y old lead. That is actually insane.
lead. That is actually insane. I got that [ __ ] in shambles. I got that
I got that [ __ ] in shambles. I got that [ __ ] in shambles. Hey, I knew I was
[ __ ] in shambles. Hey, I knew I was going to come back. I knew it.
Now you're fixated on blowing the 6 lead. Okay. I mean, I knew this was
lead. Okay. I mean, I knew this was going to happen. I told people, "Stop
going to happen. I told people, "Stop being so cocky.
being so cocky. I might be washed, but I'm not ass."
I might be washed, but I'm not ass." That's my motto nowadays.
That's my motto nowadays. >> Yo, bro.
>> Yo, bro. >> Why are you so like mad?
>> Why are you so like mad? >> I'm not mad at all. I know I'm going to
>> I'm not mad at all. I know I'm going to win. You are because you because
win. You are because you because >> if I lose, I'll be mad.
>> if I lose, I'll be mad. >> Consecutive rounds.
>> Consecutive rounds. >> If I win, I don't care. But if I lose, I
>> If I win, I don't care. But if I lose, I >> What are you going to do? What are you
>> What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do?
going to do? What are you going to do? >> I'll just be mad. But like I mean, I was
>> I'll just be mad. But like I mean, I was right the whole time. I said you had to
right the whole time. I said you had to resort to shields to win. And that's
resort to shields to win. And that's >> But this is You're taking what you're
>> But this is You're taking what you're No, what you're trying to do is take
No, what you're trying to do is take this win away from me. I'm not going to
this win away from me. I'm not going to let you do it. I'm not going to let the
let you do it. I'm not going to let the enemy prosper.
enemy prosper. >> I deserve
>> I deserve and I was right the whole time.
and I was right the whole time. >> If I win, I deserve this. If you win,
>> If I win, I deserve this. If you win, you deserve to win. It doesn't matter
you deserve to win. It doesn't matter what I did. You should abandon.
what I did. You should abandon. >> Yeah. I I
>> Yeah. I I >> I hate people who complain. Why do you
>> I hate people who complain. Why do you complain? I
complain? I >> I banned smoke. So you
>> I banned smoke. So you >> muted for talking over me yet again.
>> muted for talking over me yet again. Obviously, I would have banned shields
Obviously, I would have banned shields the same way you've banned shotguns
the same way you've banned shotguns during the match, but going into the
during the match, but going into the match, I thought we weren't going to
match, I thought we weren't going to use.
use. >> That's a pretty logical statement,
>> That's a pretty logical statement, right?
right? >> If I knew you were going to use shields,
>> If I knew you were going to use shields, the first stop I would have banned was
the first stop I would have banned was Monty. Then I would have banned Blitz.
Monty. Then I would have banned Blitz. >> But you lo you were losing six to zero,
>> But you lo you were losing six to zero, so you started breaking out shields.
so you started breaking out shields. >> That That's exactly what happened. If
>> That That's exactly what happened. If now next time 1 v one, let's let
now next time 1 v one, let's let anything go. Sure, but I'm going to ban
anything go. Sure, but I'm going to ban shields. That's pretty logical, right?
shields. That's pretty logical, right? >> Can't go downstairs. That's a round.
>> Can't go downstairs. That's a round. That's automatic round. You just broke
That's automatic round. You just broke the rules.
the rules. >> You just also
>> You just also >> No, I didn't. That wasn't set in stone.
>> No, I didn't. That wasn't set in stone. >> Muted again. You've also been allowed to
>> Muted again. You've also been allowed to go downstairs for like years, but I'm
go downstairs for like years, but I'm obviously going to go on a long range
obviously going to go on a long range site if you're going to keep playing
site if you're going to keep playing shield.
shield. >> Be advised, OP 4 has located a bomb.
>> Be advised, OP 4 has located a bomb. >> Like we we're doing no rules. We already
>> Like we we're doing no rules. We already like agreed to that.
like agreed to that. You clearly showed we're not doing any
You clearly showed we're not doing any rules.
Rules. You're on shields. Also, this isn't even a rule. The site just sucks.
isn't even a rule. The site just sucks. It's just good for uh shields.
OP four eliminated. >> I just sold. I just sold. Like, what am
>> I just sold. I just sold. Like, what am I doing? I knew you were there.
I doing? I knew you were there. >> Hey, next time you just broke a rule.
>> Hey, next time you just broke a rule. You just broke a rule.
You just broke a rule. >> I didn't I didn't have the mental energy
>> I didn't I didn't have the mental energy to do this. Yo, AB, next time if we're
to do this. Yo, AB, next time if we're going to allow everything, let's say it
going to allow everything, let's say it from the start. That way, I can actually
from the start. That way, I can actually ban shields. Is that pretty fair? Yeah,
ban shields. Is that pretty fair? Yeah, cuz I want shield. Yeah, bro. GJ, you
cuz I want shield. Yeah, bro. GJ, you you won. GJ,
you won. GJ, >> wait. What? That doesn't make sense. And
>> wait. What? That doesn't make sense. And then he leaves cuz he knows I'm red.
then he leaves cuz he knows I'm red. Like, if we have a written rule to not
Like, if we have a written rule to not use, like I if we have a rule to not use
use, like I if we have a rule to not use shields, wait, I don't care. I just won.
shields, wait, I don't care. I just won. What am I saying? But um yeah, if
What am I saying? But um yeah, if shields aren't allowed, no, like if
shields aren't allowed, no, like if shields are allowed, I just got to know.
shields are allowed, I just got to know. So then I can actually ban shields. But
So then I can actually ban shields. But if you wait till halfway through the
if you wait till halfway through the game, I can't obviously can't ban
game, I can't obviously can't ban shields.
I also literally predicted exactly what was going to happen. But now, chat, it's
was going to happen. But now, chat, it's time for the main event. Richie vers
time for the main event. Richie vers Squirtle. Richie vers Squirtle. Let me
Squirtle. Richie vers Squirtle. Let me call Richie.
I I never cheated a single time, chat. Yo, Richie, what's up?
>> Oh my gosh. >> All right. I You're literally only good
>> All right. I You're literally only good at this operator. So, I'm just going to
at this operator. So, I'm just going to ban this. This is the only operator
ban this. This is the only operator where you actually terrify me on.
where you actually terrify me on. >> I terrify you. How sweet.
>> I terrify you. How sweet. >> On on Ash. That's the only operator.
>> On on Ash. That's the only operator. >> How sweet.
>> How sweet. >> Squirt. I'm just saying, bro, don't lose
>> Squirt. I'm just saying, bro, don't lose this. All right. Don't lose this.
this. All right. Don't lose this. >> I'll never show my head ever again if I
>> I'll never show my head ever again if I lose to you, bro.
lose to you, bro. >> Bet. Say it out to him. So, if you lose
>> Bet. Say it out to him. So, if you lose to me, you'll never
to me, you'll never you'll never show your face at the
you'll never show your face at the streams again. That's how like you have
streams again. That's how like you have that much of an ego, Squirtle. Squirtle,
that much of an ego, Squirtle. Squirtle, I'm not that bad.
I'm not that bad. >> It's how that's how much of an
>> It's how that's how much of an embarrassment I would get out of losing
embarrassment I would get out of losing to you.
to you. >> You would get an embarrassment. Wait,
>> You would get an embarrassment. Wait, Squirtle, how bad do you actually think
Squirtle, how bad do you actually think I am?
I am? >> Like really bad. And you are. On a scale
>> Like really bad. And you are. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad do you think I am
of 1 to 10, how bad do you think I am for a champ?
for a champ? >> Uh, like a eight to a nine.
>> All right. Well, you're losing. So, I mean,
mean, >> what's it? Say the score out loud.
>> what's it? Say the score out loud. >> Down to 10 seconds.
>> Down to 10 seconds. >> Right now, the score is 1 to zero.
>> Right now, the score is 1 to zero. >> 14 to four.
>> 14 to four. >> My
>> My SW I'm like grinding the game now, bro.
SW I'm like grinding the game now, bro. Like, I've been playing the game. I'm
Like, I've been playing the game. I'm not like as bad as I was.
not like as bad as I was. >> I don't need to even touch the game and
>> I don't need to even touch the game and play you, bro.
play you, bro. Wait, I know what you did. You said $300
Wait, I know what you did. You said $300 in a phone to get me nervous so you can
in a phone to get me nervous so you can beat me.
beat me. >> Nope.
>> Nope. >> I just I just wanted you at your best. I
>> I just I just wanted you at your best. I want you to try your absolute hardest.
want you to try your absolute hardest. So, I wanted to give you an incentive.
So, I wanted to give you an incentive. I'll give you 300 bucks if you beat me.
I'll give you 300 bucks if you beat me. I've been feeling confident lately, bro.
Learned this from Shao. >> Is it like a spot or something?
>> Wait, I'm lost. I got to lock in. No, I'm bad.
I'm bad. >> I thought I went upstairs.
>> I thought I went upstairs. Nomad.
Nomad. Oh, you're going to try to nomad me in
Oh, you're going to try to nomad me in the
the I see.
>> I can't sleep. I know when I can't sleep. I know when I can't sleep.
sleep. I know when I can't sleep. >> Wow. I I liter I literally played so bad
>> Wow. I I liter I literally played so bad in the last 20 seconds. All right,
in the last 20 seconds. All right, I'm going to I'm going to do some I'm
I'm going to I'm going to do some I'm going to do some weird strats against
going to do some weird strats against you, bro.
you, bro. >> You're so baldheaded buzzard. Kim,
>> You're so baldheaded buzzard. Kim, >> Squirtle, what is a buzzard? What? What?
>> Squirtle, what is a buzzard? What? What? What? What? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS A BUZZARD?
What? What? WHAT THE [ __ ] IS A BUZZARD? YEAH. What is a buzzard?
Mazy has a shotgun. Wait, in his secondary he does? Since when?
secondary he does? Since when? >> You didn't know that?
>> You didn't know that? >> No.
>> No. >> Well, you didn't be on visual. How
>> Well, you didn't be on visual. How sweet.
sweet. >> Okay, let me focus. Let me focus.
>> Oh, yeah. I probably should have been vigil.
vigil. I'm going to gritty on you every round.
I'm going to gritty on you every round. Every round I win, I'm going to gritty.
Come on. I'm [ __ ] off. LET'S GO. >> COME ON, [ __ ]
>> COME ON, [ __ ] >> Don't call me that. Don't call me that.
>> Don't call me that. Don't call me that. >> We need to locate a bomb.
>> So, weird question. So, when I win, right, you $300. When I win, can you buy
right, you $300. When I win, can you buy me like
me like >> three $100 Xbox gift cards? I don't have
>> three $100 Xbox gift cards? I don't have like cash app or anything.
>> Can you fat idiot? >> Listen to me when I'm speaking to you.
>> Listen to me when I'm speaking to you. >> Shut up, bro. YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE 15.
>> Shut up, bro. YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE 15. SHUT UP.
SHUT UP. >> OKAY.
GOD, shut up. Okay,
>> you win. You win. >> Wait until you win, bro. And then you
>> Wait until you win, bro. And then you can talk.
can talk. >> The game's tied right now and we only
>> The game's tied right now and we only got four more rounds to go.
I know you're like 102 scared [ __ ] >> I'm 69.
Wow. I >> Why did you get off?
>> Why did you get off? >> I should have stuck it.
>> I should have stuck it. >> You playing it there. You playing it
>> You playing it there. You playing it there. You gave me the round. I thought
there. You gave me the round. I thought you planted it in the corner. You gave
you planted it in the corner. You gave me the round. You g I would have lost,
me the round. You g I would have lost, >> bro. I thought you were running to the
>> bro. I thought you were running to the head hole that you made to shoot me cuz
head hole that you made to shoot me cuz you knew where I was planting. So, I
you knew where I was planting. So, I tried to get off.
tried to get off. >> I thought you were IN THE CORNER.
>> I thought you were IN THE CORNER. >> [ __ ] MAN.
>> [ __ ] MAN. God damn it. Bro, when you got off, I
God damn it. Bro, when you got off, I was already in meeting.
was already in meeting. >> God, that was such a [ __ ] joke.
>> God, that was such a [ __ ] joke. >> You're playing terrible.
>> You're playing terrible. >> Yeah, I know. That's why I'm talking
>> Yeah, I know. That's why I'm talking about it.
about it. >> I'm playing terrible.
>> I'm playing terrible. >> Horrible.
>> Horrible. >> Scoreboard. Scoreboard.
>> Fat losser. I'll never lose to you. That aetic little boy. Little thumb. Boy.
aetic little boy. Little thumb. Boy. Little thumb.
Little thumb. >> Shut up. Like Squirtle, SHUT THE [ __ ]
>> Shut up. Like Squirtle, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. JUST TAKE THE WINNING PRIZE.
UP. JUST TAKE THE WINNING PRIZE. >> Shut up.
>> Shut up. >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP.
>> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. >> SHUT UP.
>> SHUT UP. >> Shut up.
>> Shut up. >> GODAMN.
>> GODAMN. >> I can't sleep.
>> I can't sleep. >> How do you have this MUCH ENERGY? LIKE
>> How do you have this MUCH ENERGY? LIKE MY GOD. SHUT UP.
MY GOD. SHUT UP. >> THREE coffees deep.
Down to 10 seconds. >> Warden, how cutesy,
>> what rank are you in tournaments? I want to stream snipe you.
>> What are we going to one v one in Rocket League? You said we were going to one v
League? You said we were going to one v one yesterday and we never did.
Why did I run? Why am I afraid of you? I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. WHY AM I
I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU. WHY AM I TURNING MY BACK TO YOU? YOU'RE LIKE 12
TURNING MY BACK TO YOU? YOU'RE LIKE 12 AND CAN'T THINK. WHAT AM I DOING? OH MY
AND CAN'T THINK. WHAT AM I DOING? OH MY GOD. WHY AM I AFRAID OF THIS KID? HOLY
GOD. WHY AM I AFRAID OF THIS KID? HOLY [ __ ] HE'S NOT SMART AT ALL.
>> Every single second to gather intel, buddy.
buddy. >> GG. It's so easy. All I have to do is
>> GG. It's so easy. All I have to do is turn around and pump you in the [ __ ]
turn around and pump you in the [ __ ] stomach. It's so easy. I don't know what
stomach. It's so easy. I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing. I'm just terrified
the [ __ ] I'm doing. I'm just terrified of this kid. I don't know. He's like 12
of this kid. I don't know. He's like 12 and doesn't miss bullets, so it's just
and doesn't miss bullets, so it's just mortifying.
mortifying. >> Yo, this is the freest. You're so rich,
>> Yo, this is the freest. You're so rich, bro. I like like like you're so bad at
bro. I like like like you're so bad at the game but you're so rich like I just
the game but you're so rich like I just don't understand.
don't understand. >> Yeah. My cortisol is through the roof.
>> Yeah. My cortisol is through the roof. My cortisol is through
My cortisol is through >> your cortisol. You are not clap click
>> your cortisol. You are not clap click alert.
alert. >> Muted. He's literally wast all of his
>> Muted. He's literally wast all of his flashbangs. All of his nomads. All I
flashbangs. All of his nomads. All I have to do is let him walk into the
have to do is let him walk into the barricade and just pump him in the
barricade and just pump him in the [ __ ] face. It's all I got to do. I I
[ __ ] face. It's all I got to do. I I don't know why I'm overthinking it.
don't know why I'm overthinking it. GOD [ __ ] DAMN IT.
Should be two two. It should be two two, bro. I'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] So [ __ ]
bro. I'm so [ __ ] [ __ ] So [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Just overthinking. Anytime
[ __ ] [ __ ] Just overthinking. Anytime you're not confident in this game,
you're not confident in this game, you're going to lose. Anytime. The only
you're going to lose. Anytime. The only way to play this game is confident.
way to play this game is confident. >> Locate a bomb.
>> Locate a bomb. >> Just [ __ ] shooting nomads, droning
>> Just [ __ ] shooting nomads, droning for three minutes. He's literally
for three minutes. He's literally terrified. He doesn't know what to do.
terrified. He doesn't know what to do. He never wins that round unless I turn
He never wins that round unless I turn my back to him.
>> Insertion in 5 seconds. Be advised, your drone has located a bomb.
drone has located a bomb. >> You've located a bomb. Make your way to
>> You've located a bomb. Make your way to it.
it. >> HIGH VIBES, IT'S NOT THE TIME, [ __ ]
I mean, he he's just he's just a little spider. Look at him. I I mean, no one
spider. Look at him. I I mean, no one CAN BEAT YOU. I MEAN, IT'S INSANE. OH MY
CAN BEAT YOU. I MEAN, IT'S INSANE. OH MY [ __ ] CHRIST. I'M ON A PIXEL.
[ __ ] CHRIST. I'M ON A PIXEL. You
You >> I'm so much better.
>> I'm so much better. >> He's just a little like like like like
>> He's just a little like like like like No, like I'm sorry. I I can't compete
No, like I'm sorry. I I can't compete with genetics. He's 14. Like he's 14 and
with genetics. He's 14. Like he's 14 and his thumb is the size of a ruler. I'm
his thumb is the size of a ruler. I'm never KILLING THIS KID UNDER ANY
never KILLING THIS KID UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. I MEAN, OH MY GOD. IS HE
CIRCUMSTANCE. I MEAN, OH MY GOD. IS HE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD? [ __ ] HOLY
THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD? [ __ ] HOLY [ __ ] I'M NEVER KILLING him ever.
[ __ ] I'M NEVER KILLING him ever. GOD DAMN, BRO.
GOD DAMN, BRO. >> Like
>> Like Yo, Jinxy,
Yo, Jinxy, >> what, dude? What
>> what, dude? What >> you Oh, I don't have PayPal or Cash App.
>> you Oh, I don't have PayPal or Cash App. Can you just
Can you just >> Yeah, I ALREADY HEARD YOU EARLIER. YEAH,
>> Yeah, I ALREADY HEARD YOU EARLIER. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I ALREADY HEARD YOU
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I ALREADY HEARD YOU EARLIER.
EARLIER. >> [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] >> OKAY, I'm out.
>> OKAY, I'm out. >> God damn. It's not simple. You said it
>> God damn. It's not simple. You said it five times.
five times. >> So much
when I can't sleep. I know when I can't sleep. Let's go.
sleep. Let's go. >> So much better than you.
>> So much better than you. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I'm never
>> Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I'm never killing you.
killing you. >> You like that amp?
>> You like that amp? >> You're 14 and you have the longest stom
>> You're 14 and you have the longest stom I've ever seen in my life. No one's
I've ever seen in my life. No one's killing you. Where you go at? Where's me
killing you. Where you go at? Where's me at? NO ONE'S KILLING YOU. I KNOW. NO
at? NO ONE'S KILLING YOU. I KNOW. NO ONE'S CAPABLE OF BEATING YOU. NO ONE. NO
ONE'S CAPABLE OF BEATING YOU. NO ONE. NO ONE. NO ONE.
ONE. NO ONE. >> WHERE'S MINGO AT?
>> WHERE'S MINGO AT? >> YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE SEVEN O'ED RICHIE,
>> YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE SEVEN O'ED RICHIE, BUT YOU WHIFFED. I MEAN, MY GOD.
BUT YOU WHIFFED. I MEAN, MY GOD. >> NO ONE'S EVER 7 RICHIE. WHAT EVEN IS
>> NO ONE'S EVER 7 RICHIE. WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
THIS? HOLY [ __ ] WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAPPENED
HOLY [ __ ] WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? WERE YOU MADE IN A LAB? YOU'RE
TO YOU? WERE YOU MADE IN A LAB? YOU'RE LIKE DESTINED FOR THIS GAME.
LIKE DESTINED FOR THIS GAME. >> 10 SECONDS TO INSERTION.
>> 10 SECONDS TO INSERTION. >> YOU'RE THE LONGEST THUMB I'VE EVER SEEN
>> YOU'RE THE LONGEST THUMB I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I'M NEVER BEATING YOU.
IN MY LIFE. I'M NEVER BEATING YOU. OKAY.
>> YOU DON'T MISS. YOU DON'T MISS. YOU'RE LIKE SOME CRACKED OUT LITTLE KID. NO ONE
LIKE SOME CRACKED OUT LITTLE KID. NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO BEAT YOU. IT'S NOT EVEN
IS SUPPOSED TO BEAT YOU. IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE IT doesn't it doesn't even MAKE
LIKE IT doesn't it doesn't even MAKE SENSE. I CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE
SENSE. I CANNOT COMPETE WITH THE GENETICS. MY GOD.
GENETICS. MY GOD. [ __ ] NO ONE WILL EVER BEAT YOU.
BRO, you want to shoot? >> Don't do it. I'm pretty,
>> Don't do it. I'm pretty, >> bro. Are
>> Well, I I never get the ball back. I never get it, but he does.
>> Crack that little kid. Nobody can kill him.
What are you doing? >> I knew you wouldn't expect me to swing
>> I knew you wouldn't expect me to swing off the nomadic.
off the nomadic. >> No, wait. That's more dumb than any play
>> No, wait. That's more dumb than any play I've ever done in my life. Like
I've ever done in my life. Like genuinely,
genuinely, >> your aim is so bad. Your aim is so
>> your aim is so bad. Your aim is so >> Yeah, I'm not 14 WITH A A MEGA THUMB.
>> Yeah, I'm not 14 WITH A A MEGA THUMB. YEAH, OBVIOUSLY MY AIM'S GOING TO BE
YEAH, OBVIOUSLY MY AIM'S GOING TO BE BAD. I'M 24, BRO. I'M 24 millionaire.
BAD. I'M 24, BRO. I'M 24 millionaire. >> WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY AIM?
You your whole like life is like rainbow and sunshines, gang. You're not from the
and sunshines, gang. You're not from the hood.
hood. >> Yeah, but I'm like you're from the hood.
>> Yeah, but I'm like you're from the hood. >> Yep. I work for everything. You know how
>> Yep. I work for everything. You know how many people I had to get through to get
many people I had to get through to get my Xbox? Yep.
my Xbox? Yep. I'm a gangster.
I'm a gangster. >> Yo, bro, can we stop with this um with
>> Yo, bro, can we stop with this um with this [ __ ] uh bandit C4 on the door
this [ __ ] uh bandit C4 on the door [ __ ] I mean, my god. I can't get
[ __ ] I mean, my god. I can't get the wall to your C4ing THE DOOR. HOW BAD
the wall to your C4ing THE DOOR. HOW BAD DO YOU WANT IT? HOLY [ __ ] I MEAN, YOU
DO YOU WANT IT? HOLY [ __ ] I MEAN, YOU GOT IT. YOU GOT IT, BRO. YOU WON. YOU
GOT IT. YOU GOT IT, BRO. YOU WON. YOU WON. BON AND A C4 ON THE DOOR. JESUS
WON. BON AND A C4 ON THE DOOR. JESUS CHRIST. I CAN'T GET THE WALL. I can't
CHRIST. I CAN'T GET THE WALL. I can't get IN THE DOOR.
get IN THE DOOR. >> [ __ ]
>> [ __ ] >> You want to one v one me in ROCKET
>> You want to one v one me in ROCKET LEAGUE OUT?
LEAGUE OUT? >> NO, NO, NO.
>> NO, NO, NO. I WANT TO DIE.
Insertion in 5 seconds. >> I don't want to one you to anything.
>> I don't want to one you to anything. [ __ ] you, Squirtle.
[ __ ] you, Squirtle. >> Your mission is to locate.
>> Your mission is to locate. >> Like, not [ __ ] you. No, no, no, no, no.
>> Like, not [ __ ] you. No, no, no, no, no. Not [ __ ] you. But like,
Not [ __ ] you. But like, >> I CAN'T BEAT YOU. I USED TO BE ABLE TO
>> I CAN'T BEAT YOU. I USED TO BE ABLE TO BEAT YOU, BRO. NO, YOUR THUMB GREW LIKE
BEAT YOU, BRO. NO, YOUR THUMB GREW LIKE A [ __ ] NO ONE CAN WIN.
You were not expecting me to take side, were you?
>> Wait, I just locked the door. You wouldn't assume I'm going to fake. You
wouldn't assume I'm going to fake. You wouldn't assume I'm going to fake.
wouldn't assume I'm going to fake. >> You're planting.
>> You're planting. >> You wouldn't assume that I'm going to
>> You wouldn't assume that I'm going to fake. I was going to see for you. I was
fake. I was going to see for you. I was going to see for you and not peace. YOU
going to see for you and not peace. YOU OWE ME ALL HELL, LITTLE SQUIRTLE.
OWE ME ALL HELL, LITTLE SQUIRTLE. >> HELL, SQUIRTLE.
>> HELL, SQUIRTLE. >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO PAY YOU. I'm going to
>> YEAH, I'M GOING TO PAY YOU. I'm going to pay you. Hey, Squirtle, listen to me.
pay you. Hey, Squirtle, listen to me. Listen to what I'm going to say. Just
Listen to what I'm going to say. Just shut the [ __ ] up and listen for to your
shut the [ __ ] up and listen for to your big brother for a second. Squirtle,
big brother for a second. Squirtle, you're the best 1v one player in the
you're the best 1v one player in the history of Xbox besides Stalin.
history of Xbox besides Stalin. >> Big seven.
>> Big seven. >> Yeah, this little [ __ ] Yo, Squirtle, I
>> Yeah, this little [ __ ] Yo, Squirtle, I like Yo, I I you need to get into like
like Yo, I I you need to get into like 5v5 stacks because you HAVE POTENTIAL.
5v5 stacks because you HAVE POTENTIAL. >> I DID.
>> I DID. >> IF YOU NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. SHUT UP. YOUR
>> IF YOU NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. SHUT UP. YOUR BROTHER'S TALKING.
BROTHER'S TALKING. >> IF YOU GOT INTO A GOOD STACK AND YOU
>> IF YOU GOT INTO A GOOD STACK AND YOU actually know how to play in a team
actually know how to play in a team good, Squirtle might win tournament.
good, Squirtle might win tournament. >> I've got 20 on K before I
>> I've got 20 on K before I perfect.
perfect. >> YOU'RE A DROPPED on Kase already. I've
>> YOU'RE A DROPPED on Kase already. I've dropped 20.
dropped 20. >> I DON'T KNOW. YOU GOT TO GET IN THE
>> I DON'T KNOW. YOU GOT TO GET IN THE STACK, BRO.
STACK, BRO. >> I MEAN, I've gone and played with my
>> I MEAN, I've gone and played with my friends. Yo, how are you going to pay
friends. Yo, how are you going to pay me?
me? >> I I'll pay you later. Chill. I'll pay
>> I I'll pay you later. Chill. I'll pay you later.
you later. >> I'm playing a Rocket League tournament.
>> I'm playing a Rocket League tournament. I can't I can't I'm just I'm yo, I'm
I can't I can't I'm just I'm yo, I'm sorry I let y'all down, bro. I tried. I
sorry I let y'all down, bro. I tried. I really did. I did everything. I tried to
really did. I did everything. I tried to catch him off guard with going
catch him off guard with going downstairs. I tried to catch him off
downstairs. I tried to catch him off guard with Amuing into Armory. I cannot
guard with Amuing into Armory. I cannot win a gunfight with him. I CAN'T WIN A
win a gunfight with him. I CAN'T WIN A GUNFIGHT.
GUNFIGHT. HE'S 13. HIS THUMB IS THE SIZE OF A
HE'S 13. HIS THUMB IS THE SIZE OF A RULER STICK. HIS AIM IS PERFECT. HE'S
RULER STICK. HIS AIM IS PERFECT. HE'S TOXIC. AND HE [ __ ] OWNS ME. [ __ ]
TOXIC. AND HE [ __ ] OWNS ME. [ __ ] I can't compete.
I can't compete. >> At least we can win a tournament.
Look, 7 minutes. 7 minutes until tournament
7 minutes. 7 minutes until tournament time. Balls. Get in here. 7 minutes till
time. Balls. Get in here. 7 minutes till tournament time. 7 minutes till
tournament time. 7 minutes till tournament time.
7 minutes till tournament time. Ladies and gentlemen,
and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, today is the day
ladies and gentlemen, today is the day we ought to win a tournament.
Yo, chat, I I'm not chat chat. I'm not paying him right now. I'm going to pay
paying him right now. I'm going to pay him later. It's not a scam. I'm going to
him later. It's not a scam. I'm going to pay him later. I'm not GOING TO GO BUY
pay him later. I'm not GOING TO GO BUY FIVE XBOX CODES AND SEND IT TO HIM. SHUT
FIVE XBOX CODES AND SEND IT TO HIM. SHUT UP. Y'ALL ARE EXTRA ANNOYING TODAY. GOD,
UP. Y'ALL ARE EXTRA ANNOYING TODAY. GOD, IT'S NOT A SCAM. SHUT UP.
IT'S NOT A SCAM. SHUT UP. [ __ ] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. I'M NOT GOING
[ __ ] HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. I'M NOT GOING TO THE XBOX STORE AND BUYING CODES RIGHT
TO THE XBOX STORE AND BUYING CODES RIGHT NOW. I'LL DO IT WHEN I'M NOT STREAMING.
NOW. I'LL DO IT WHEN I'M NOT STREAMING. SHUT UP.
SHUT UP. YO. Hi V. What's good? Blessed Saturday
YO. Hi V. What's good? Blessed Saturday to you.
Am I doing all right? No. No, I'm not. I just played against a 13-year-old kid
just played against a 13-year-old kid who's LITERALLY HAS PERFECT [ __ ] AIM
who's LITERALLY HAS PERFECT [ __ ] AIM AND IS UNFUCKING KILLABLE. I'M NOT DOING
AND IS UNFUCKING KILLABLE. I'M NOT DOING GOOD. I'M NOT DOING GOOD. I HAVEN'T BEAT
GOOD. I'M NOT DOING GOOD. I HAVEN'T BEAT HIM IN A YEAR. I'M NOT DOING GOOD.
HIM IN A YEAR. I'M NOT DOING GOOD. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> How are you doing?
>> How are you doing? >> Cortisol is really high today. I CAN
>> Cortisol is really high today. I CAN TELL.
TELL. >> CORTISOL IS THAT [ __ ] REAL.
>> Pretty real. really real actually right now. Um, thanks for asking, bro. Yeah,
now. Um, thanks for asking, bro. Yeah, I'm doing Today has been a splendid day,
I'm doing Today has been a splendid day, bro. I was kind of JUST CHECKING IN.
bro. I was kind of JUST CHECKING IN. >> SO, HEY, NO, STOP.
>> SO, HEY, NO, STOP. TODAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY MONTH.
TODAY IS THE WORST DAY OF MY MONTH. WHY IS IT SPLENDID FOR YOU?
WHY IS IT SPLENDID FOR YOU? >> WELL, I woke up today, bro, just blessed
>> WELL, I woke up today, bro, just blessed to to be able to stream to my to to an
to to be able to stream to my to to an audience, bro. Like, you got to start
audience, bro. Like, you got to start taking things. You got to stop, bro.
taking things. You got to stop, bro. This 500k [ __ ] actually changed you. It
This 500k [ __ ] actually changed you. It actually changed you. You hit 500k
actually changed you. You hit 500k viewers.
viewers. >> Wait.
>> Wait. >> Ever since then, it's been downhill.
>> Ever since then, it's been downhill. >> I didn't hit 500K VIEWERS.
>> I didn't hit 500K VIEWERS. >> I GOT VIEWED.
>> OH, did I say congrats on that by the way? I don't think I did. Congrats on
way? I don't think I did. Congrats on 500K, bro. You You back. You
500K, bro. You You back. You >> I don't know. You might have fallen off.
>> I don't know. You might have fallen off. >> Hey, bro.
>> Hey, bro. >> So, hi guys. No, no. What is this low
>> So, hi guys. No, no. What is this low cortisol [ __ ] you're doing right
cortisol [ __ ] you're doing right now? Hi Vice, what is this? No, no, no.
now? Hi Vice, what is this? No, no, no. Hi Vice, High, what is this low cortisol
Hi Vice, High, what is this low cortisol [ __ ] you're doing right now?
[ __ ] you're doing right now? >> What's going on, bro? No, I'm just
>> What's going on, bro? No, I'm just trying to Hey, I'm just trying to, you
trying to Hey, I'm just trying to, you know, calm you down. You got four
know, calm you down. You got four minutes
minutes uh to, you know, hop into a tournament
uh to, you know, hop into a tournament and get last place like you always do.
and get last place like you always do. But it's all good, bro. You You have to
But it's all good, bro. You You have to lower your cortisol first before
lower your cortisol first before >> So, let me get this straight. What is
>> So, let me get this straight. What is What the [ __ ] did you just say to me?
What the [ __ ] did you just say to me? >> Well, what place you going to get?
>> Well, what place you going to get? >> Let's look at my track record, shall we?
>> Let's look at my track record, shall we? Second, fourth, fourth. Today's the day.
Second, fourth, fourth. Today's the day. Today's the day. So, I don't get last
Today's the day. So, I don't get last place, buddy. Second, fourth, fourth.
place, buddy. Second, fourth, fourth. Hi, Vice. If I don't win a tournament
Hi, Vice. If I don't win a tournament today, s I'll sign my ass cheeks. Hi,
today, s I'll sign my ass cheeks. Hi, Vice. Today's the day, buddy.
Vice. Today's the day, buddy. >> Okay. Um, Jixie,
>> Okay. Um, Jixie, you got it. All right. I believe in you.
you got it. All right. I believe in you. Just know the whole chat believes in
Just know the whole chat believes in you.
you. >> Type one if you believe in Jixie.
>> Type one if you believe in Jixie. >> No, cuz they're just GOING TO TYPE TWO.
>> No, cuz they're just GOING TO TYPE TWO. YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO TYPE
YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO TYPE TWO.
TWO. >> COME ON.
>> COME ON. >> WHY DO THAT? YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO
>> WHY DO THAT? YOU KNOW THEY'RE GOING TO TYPE TWO,
TYPE TWO, >> BRO. Come on. YOU YOU KNOW.
>> BRO. Come on. YOU YOU KNOW. >> YEAH, THEY'RE TYPING, TOO.
>> YEAH, THEY'RE TYPING, TOO. >> OH,
>> OH, maybe we lag or something. It's all
maybe we lag or something. It's all good, bro. You know the chat believes in
good, bro. You know the chat believes in you, BRO.
you, BRO. >> NO, THEY DON'T. THEY NEVER DO.
>> NO, THEY DON'T. THEY NEVER DO. >> AT THE END OF THE DAY, BRO, WE all
>> AT THE END OF THE DAY, BRO, WE all believe in you. We got this. We're going
believe in you. We got this. We're going to go out there in the tournament and we
to go out there in the tournament and we are going TO WIN.
are going TO WIN. >> YEAH, I'M TIRED OF GETTING SECOND.
>> YEAH, I'M TIRED OF GETTING SECOND. I'M GOING TO WIN TODAY. ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO WIN TODAY. ALL RIGHT. >> THE cortisol is so high. You have to
>> THE cortisol is so high. You have to bring it down. But, bro, I just want,
bring it down. But, bro, I just want, you know, I just wanted to calm you
you know, I just wanted to calm you down. It's all good, bro. God damn. So
down. It's all good, bro. God damn. So have
have >> I [ __ ]
>> I [ __ ] look down. Let me see that.
look down. Let me see that. >> I'm not going to look down, sir. No,
>> I'm not going to look down, sir. No, sir. I'm not going to look down. No.
sir. I'm not going to look down. No. >> Let me see. Let me see that angle.
>> Let me see. Let me see that angle. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> So, what was the point? What was the
>> So, what was the point? What was the point of this phone call other than
point of this phone call other than harassment? What was the point of this?
harassment? What was the point of this? High five.
High five. >> I WAS ALREADY MAD.
>> I WAS ALREADY MAD. I WAS ALREADY MAD. NOW I'M MORE MAD.
I WAS ALREADY MAD. NOW I'M MORE MAD. WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE PHONE CALL?
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE PHONE CALL? >> LOOKS LIKE I DID my job. Have a nice
>> LOOKS LIKE I DID my job. Have a nice day, bro.
Two minutes till the tournament. If No, no, no, no. Uh, no. No, no.
If No, no, no, no. Uh, no. No, no. What's it? No. No. Two minutes till the
What's it? No. No. Two minutes till the tournament.
tournament. I didn't clip my camera.
I didn't clip my camera. Two minutes total tournament. No, no,
Two minutes total tournament. No, no, no, no. I'm winning this. I I'M WINNING
no, no. I'm winning this. I I'M WINNING THIS. I'M WINNING THIS.
HI, VICE. I don't have a kid with Bonnie Blue. I'm already having a horrible day.
Blue. I'm already having a horrible day. You just got off the phone rage baiting
You just got off the phone rage baiting me.
me. What are you doing now? Do you want to
What are you doing now? Do you want to be ditched?
be ditched? Now listen, chat. Look, today's been
Now listen, chat. Look, today's been rough. Squirtle literally embarrassed me
rough. Squirtle literally embarrassed me again. All right.
again. All right. My cortisol. All right. ALL RIGHT.
My cortisol. All right. ALL RIGHT. CORTISOL IS NOT REAL. LET'S GET TO THAT.
CORTISOL IS NOT REAL. LET'S GET TO THAT. CORTISOL IS NOT REAL. HI, VICE. It's
CORTISOL IS NOT REAL. HI, VICE. It's If I don't win this tournament today,
If I don't win this tournament today, I'm a loser. I'm a [ __ ] loser.
I'm a loser. I'm a [ __ ] loser. Chad, are we all on the same page? If I
Chad, are we all on the same page? If I don't win this tournament today, I'm a
don't win this tournament today, I'm a loser. Are we all on the same page,
loser. Are we all on the same page, chat? Are we all on the same page?
Okay, I really do. Whatever. All right, chat. Listen to me and listen
All right, chat. Listen to me and listen to me clear. No, no, no, no, no, no. We
to me clear. No, no, no, no, no, no. We need music. No, I'm done. YouTube, I'm
need music. No, I'm done. YouTube, I'm sorry. YouTube, I'm sorry. I love y'all
sorry. YouTube, I'm sorry. I love y'all [ __ ] but my god, I'm about to
[ __ ] but my god, I'm about to have a [ __ ] breakdown. I need music
have a [ __ ] breakdown. I need music and I need it
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