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dude how two of the hosts just [ __ ]
wrecked already it's fine it's not which
two yeah which two that's what the
question is were you with them for for
brunch yeah you were the both of us were
we were there for two hours before you
got there yeah that's true yeah that's
true I like that's the justification
while you're drunk we were there early I
mean yeah yeah I I am actually confused
while you're confused we were we were
running on [ __ ] Eli time what were we
going to do not drunk what's going to
happen what he get [ __ ] the the
going we showed up and Cody looks at the
waiter and like do you want me to close
out that table we're going to move to a
bigger table and do this again immediately
immediately
Jesus and we did yeah there's a brief
awkward moment when the server's like oh
uh uh and then our homeboy just like no
it's fine we just stack tables we know
what we know what they're doing we own
this place he Parts the Red Sea of
servers Jesus Christ I missed you too buddy
buddy
good we should get Bernie Sanders on the
podcast actually I know you say that I
am once again asking you to be on my
podcast [ __ ] get this I'll fly out to
your second or third vacation home we
can film it there if you want why does
this going to be one of those this is a
good start we are we are two minutes in
do we have a line I got one I want lime
a limey they got
lemon exact you want the green boy did
you just Bush what are you popping do
water no I Ed the lemon thank you Cody's
going to need more it's called
being I'm definitely going to fall
asleep so
today well
oh you handed me Peach what Eli I know
you're going to beat my ass but I'll
fight you for
peach oh God okay watermelon
watermelon
Melly it's like
[ __ ] the cysteine
chapel reaching out to God oh Cody do
the thing we're doing the thing oh no
you got to do your thing first wait no
we do the pop yeah three two
one did you get drunk hi everyone
welcome to the unsubscribed podcast I'm
joined today by Eli double fap fat
electrician Brandon Herrera and myself
donut operator Eli are you gaslighting
us right now that was always the the
order right yeah am I rard for what I
SAR we did Cody's then the countdown no
we cracked the cans you crack can and
then do it are you is your PTSD like
flaring up right
nows I'm not shooting you right now how
do do I'm not shooting you right now
Chick-fil-A what Universe are you from
how do you spell baronin be you mean
barenstein it's Chic Fila okay do we
[ __ ] just get past that the comments
are going to be like we're probably
we've been drunken in it multiple ways I
don't give a [ __ ] what you say Fruit of
the Loom always had that goddamn basket
on it they proved that did you see that
girl proved it theyve always had the
basket there was a girl on no there they
didn't and this girl messaged Fruit of
the Loom on Tik Tok she G she gained
like a million followers just from this
and she like flew the handling is it's
called like she's like they didn't have
the the Wicker Basket in it and I know
it was there and she like went to Old
thrift stores and eventually found like
old ass shirts that's what people
remember that's what it was yeah no
that's what everybody remembers but
they're like no that never happened and
she messaged Fruit of the Loom and
they're like yeah it's never been like
that we don't know why people think that
and then she went to like Goodwill and
found shirts with the cornicopia and
like proved them wrong it's this whole
we're talking about Mandela effect real
quick God here we go can I can I talk
about [ __ ] Chick-fil-A for a moment
since Eli brought it up that was Nick no
that was the last Universe [ __ ] keep
up go ahead Cody no Cody's memory's
already deleted it's like since Eli
brought this up I'm like I didn't say I
specifically I specifically remember Eli
saying it I might be a little drunk
since brunch don't worry about it guys
but I specifically remember [ __ ]
dating girls who worked at Chick-fil-A
and I would go into the mall and they
would joke about how it's Chic Fil-A
it's cuz you dated girls are get in
spell no no no they would be like oh
it's chicfila wait a [ __ ] on everyone
that works chicfila
CH hi I and I remember I remember seeing
Chic on the [ __ ] sign is it a
cic there's only in it
now I
remember I always thought it was CH i k
baby you there it's always been nah it's
[ __ ] dude [ __ ] yeah she was a
manager this is horeshit I don't believe
any of she's in on it the frogs are hey
the frogs are
gay I want to be honest with you I'm
kind of [ __ ] it's one of those
episodes already yeah we are now [ __ ]
6 minutes in
great awesome welcome to the core 4
episode gang the gang Cody the G
anything but that welcome to the gang
episode we'll keep that Ino call
anything elseu anything else welcome to
this welcome hi everyone how you all
been we're having a good time Nick
landed Brandon you were out on River
floating yeah I I'm finally getting some
[ __ ] downtime for once uh so I'm
catching up I was out with the girl and
uh some of her her friends and we went
out on the uh out in new Bron tub hella
Mexican today yeah [ __ ] you're going to
be brown dude I'm ready to cut some mother
grass I'm ready to hop some fence I
actually burnt I'm I can feel I could I
got here I'm like I can't tell if I'm
dehydrated or
drunk probably both both but I mean it
Why Stop Now no God how was that how was
[ __ ] floating I'm not used to getting
a chance to like I I threw my phone in a
[ __ ] Ziploc bag and didn't touch it
for like 6 hours and it great never do
that yeah it's awesome we live on our
phones if you don't like and when I say
live a lot of people it's like you're on
your phone you get like if you if we got
50 text messages a day might sound like
a lot that'd be [ __ ] Heavenly yeah
you wake up to like 50 and like 30
goddamn my unread text right now 1,500
my unread emails 246,000 oh yeah unread text
text 1,828
1,828
yeah I have currently it's fine 567
voicemails I always wonder what it would
be like if I just took my phone and
[ __ ] threw it into a river and just
never looked at it again I've thought
about it but I'd probably go to prison
for the information on that phone that I
can't get back yeah true that reset or
someone finds it someone finds someone
finds our group text and they're like oh
God it would it would look like [ __ ]
it would look like Hitler's bunker in
1945 we all just passing the Luger
around speaking of which have you seen
uh makes our sound so give me the gun
it's not that I care about the political
affiliation but uh Senator Warren had a
like a Tik Tok campaign going on right
now Elizabeth Warren about how so uh
what is what uh about how apple is um
Apple's basically being mean with the
group chat with the blue and the green
bubbles and she has like a whole ad
airing all over I've seen it like 20
times on Instagram where she's like
apple is driving families apart by
having different colored bubbles and
it's excluding people from the group
chat yeah I was like there's a lot of
more problems besides no my my thing is
I have never trusted Apple less than
when the government starts telling you
to use them that's also true what if the
world just stopped being [ __ ] no no
yeah too hard I we didn't add I didn't
add Jake's Android to the new group
message cuz I didn't want [ __ ] green
text in it [ __ ] that thing so
technically thank you for your thank you
for your service and then Jake waited
three days to see the name of the group
Jake God damn it can't change oh yeah
it's another man's jizz in my belly
button by Zack Bryant which awesome when
you're driving and it's connected to
your phone sav's like sit up front seat
and that it's like group text it's like
that's one day I'm going to be in
court Mr Mr fat electrician uh did it
say XYZ in the group chat you're going
have to jog my memory which group chat
was it what's it called read that out
loud in court please it's like the meme
the guy with the [ __ ] FBI showing up
with the meme printed out on the paper
he like boys this [ __ ] don't look good on
paper oh man it's good to have you back
I'm so excited it's always good we get
like one month rotations of you it's
like four days five days and then what
next week we have we're super soaked for
tomorrow cuz we have our boy Mighty
Mouse Demetrius Johnson dude Demetrius
Johnson is coming on it's going to be
awesome we're all going to fight do what
the same time the same time still [ __ ]
us up at the same time we almost might
win send Nick and hold him down to be
honest I was thinking about this
like I don't even know if I want to
fight him if I had a gun and he didn't
he's so [ __ ] fast I feel like I'd
still miss is that weird like he's
teleporting like no no no no no no no no
he's like the little blue guy from X-Men
right I'd rather fight the biggest man
on the planet with a gun than him I
don't know did you see um Eddie uh Eddie
H fighting two normalized people Eddie
Hall fighting two normal did you see
that Cody dude he [ __ ] just chucked
one I thought he was going to body slam
instead he just like it reminded me of
uh Pedro Pascal getting his [ __ ] eyes
broken by the mountain just head ripped
apart could you imagine like back in the
day like a viking coming at you who's
the size of Eddie Hall and you're a
normalized person there's nothing
there's nothing you could do especially
if it's a huge sword oh God yeah oh God
that's why Shang Gillis is like straight
Vikings versus gay Vikings everything SC
they're going to take our our women and
children then the rainbow flag comes up
uhoh
[ __ ] they're taking everything just I'm
just stabbing myself in the neck I'm
like nope nope nope nope Jesus [ __ ] this
yeah Eddie Hall's a Vikings is the most
terrifying thing in the world there were
which is insane because there were
Vikings like the the Berserkers yeah
that's insane Scandinavia have enough
calories for that back then they just
hop up on shrooms and go it's look did
you know that I want to say I've been
told that yeah yeah Vikings would just
hop up on shrooms and just go in berserk
mode and just
[ __ ] accidentally attack their own
villain now look at them their Navy has
giant barcodes on all their ships now do
you know that no what yeah put gigantic
barcodes on the outside hole of all
their ships what it's because they're
godam [ __ ] you I wish it was good now
that we're so
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we left the C over there I don't know
what I don't know what YouTube did to
the algorithm but they're gaslighting my
audience into thinking I had another kid
what in the last like 48 hours so I made
you know how you can do community posts
like pictures updates whatever you want
like a [ __ ] Facebook status basically
on YouTube [ __ ] two years ago when I
had my last kid cash I made a post of
like me and my wife at the hospital with
our new baby like sorry no video this
week I just had a kid I'll get to it
when I can and for some reason that post
went viral like a day ago the algorithm
picked that up yeah like the algorithm
picked it up and I've gotten like
hundreds of comments on videos
congratulating me on my new kid it's
like I haven't had a kid in two years I
can't wait to be informed in a year and
a half thanks to the algorithm I'm
running for congress again right oh [ __ ]
it's really
weird wait wait wait wait wait wait
being served to 2 million
people you win next your election you
don't even run
for the algorithm takes it back up in 2
years you're going even run uhoh uhoh
imagine taking like going to another
runoff because of I got written
in Tony's like what
happened why this time I feel like Jon's
know I don't want
it which also Brandon does not one I
like everyone right now you're right now
if we can talk about it is that part
where there's a recount all that stuff
going on and it was like just because
how close it was I don't even think
you're like yeah whatever it's like 400
votes but I mean still like it's within
a percent but that's what people don't
realize is I think out of uh out of all
federal elections that have gone to a a
recount since 2000 which you're talking
about thousands of
Elections uh three have been overturned
by a recount like statistically this is
just a non-starter like it's it's one of
those things like I accept the results
you know we just barely didn't pull it
off we had we did [ __ ] great for what
we had like we had so much going against
us and we punched way above our pay
grade and we did great and like I'm
happy with that but a lot of people are
demanding the uh uh demanding a recount
like what did you say earlier I'm gonna
laugh so hard when he win and that's the
thing Brandon this is Brandon is not the
one being like God damn it recount like
never were you like accept it you're
like oh man it was [ __ ] even that
night I was like you know what I'm just
I'm thankful for my team like this is
this was an an amazing experience and we
really I think we really sent a strong
message which makes it more hilarious if
it happens now now checked out now that
you're at peace with losing it's like
your your ex-girlfriend calling you up
letting you know that she's pregnant
like by the way the recount came back
it's positive like [ __ ] you're going to
DC I'm getting [ __ ] Whiplash here
Everything Changes like that you're like
I get relax finally no no sir come here
no you're a congressman now I don't want
it I don't want it at all it's one of
those things I was always down to do the
job I thought I actually think I would
be a fantastic Congressman for the two
years that I had the opportunity but
like it's not it's something that you
know I get my rocks off to I it wasn't I
I don't [ __ ] like DC I don't
particularly like the people in it I
hate dealing with politicians they're
pretty stupid by and large a lot of good
ones don't get me wrong got a lot of
friends but like a lot of them are
pretty [ __ ] dumb being high us just
being associated with what we've talked
about before is how we got to see more
inside of what world's like is [ __ ]
Insanity just watching unsub get taken
out of eclipse Jake's like hey I'm
sending out I'm sending out ceas and
desist because X Y and Z part part of me
was a little happy the night you lost
like I was up rooting I was rooting for
you but also his loss is like I mean on
the plus side I'm going to I'm going to
catch way less Strays now getting called
a Nazi because it was going to ramp up a
lot once you had to run against an
actual Democrat not another Republican
which is hilarious because rant against
Nazis all the goddamn time oh yeah no I
got called the fascist electrician the
other day just cuz I made fun of
Communism it's like what the [ __ ] it
yeah it happens they're really mad at me
I never seen because I see our audience
in what we're served but dear God when
you're going on like Reddit or where
your [ __ ] gets posted on another Forum
Tik Tok my God Tik Tok they hate me how
does it feel to be able to voice your
opinion without ending up in a ditch
thank capitalism pretty awesome yeah
it's kind of do pretty cool dude his
like the audience that is they're like
what a piece of [ __ ] he doesn't know
anything and it's no rebuttal it's no
like anything with depth it's just
honestly that that comment thread make
made me appreciate the fact that I dress
like a degenerate 24/7 because I
honestly feel like it's going to help me
in the long run because I'm just giving
these idiots the easy layup of like he
looks like a dumb hillbilly I'm not
going to listen to him so then they
don't have to dig any deeper I feel like
if I dressed and looked good like like
admin they'd be like I got to [ __ ]
find something then I end up getting
doxed so I just give him this like easy
swear God I thought you were going to
say like
adol Jes like oh
no went full 180 on that one I think I
think dressing like the way I do helps
me out kind of sort of in the long run
yeah it's just it's absurd seeing that I
was like oh everyone has reasonable no
Tik toked throw that I'm right about
pretty much everything I like the they
were flipping out about the the tank
what a fash tank remark that's what a
that's what a woman would
say cuz I
said that German tanks were such a
nonissue during World War II that a lot
of the tankers preferred to have the
75mm Sherman instead of the 76 because
the 75 was better for anti-personnel
which is what they ran into way more of
the time like the most unrealistic part
of the movie Fury was the fact that they
ran into a German tank highly
unrealistic like there was like seven of
them on the entire Western Front like
what what you said and I I can't I think
it was in a video or something that kind
of like I was like oh okay that makes
sense where you're like yeah instead of
running into like enemy armor like a
tank they're way more likely to run into
like a [ __ ] pack or something like
that like just artillery piece
essentially wait for real I didn't even
know this oh yeah there was like um I
this is like rough numbers but there was
like allegedly there was only three
Encounters of Americans running across a
normal uh gen one tiger tank in the
entire Western Front they ran across
more Panthers but most of them were like
being transported or already broken down
um they ran across older versions a lot
more but there was like 8 to 12,000
German tanks on the Western Front and
there was like 80,000 German 88 flax
anti-tank guns so like they were way way
more likely to run into Mobile anti-tank
artillery units than they were an actual
tank so that which makes [ __ ] sense
if you're a defending Army
yeah absolutely if you're being invaded
yes you're station like go stand in the
bushes and [ __ ] wait and that's what
they did and that's why they preferred
to have the 75 Mim Sherman but you know
you tell that to the internet and it's
like nope the Germans had Superior
[ __ ] Firepower d d d it's weird how
everybody America beats is somehow
better than us but they still [ __ ]
lose isn't it well technically it's like
no there's no technicalities there was
an uh thread the other day it was
actually on Reddit it was like why is no
this is the first time I've seen redddit
and even people on Reddit were like did
not expect this Comet threat it was why
is the US military so terrifying and
then people that would come in and be
like look at Afghanistan or uh or
Vietnam and the sole point was like yeah
they were if they just went to win and
Destroy there is no questions asked what
the US military would do first off what
our biggest um our strongest or our be
our best strength is Supply
we have yeah Logistics is what we have
down unfortunately we then try to stand
up governments afterwards if we just win
in [ __ ] slate and left there's a
difference between the Afghanistan war
and like highway of death it's like if
you actually want to go in and [ __ ] [ __ ]
up we do it very quickly and very well
Highway death is they brought that up as
one of like the top things it's like we
killed was it 30,000 people or 30,000
I'm not versed on this one sorry highway
of death is
it is what was it in a couple days it
was we lost zero [ __ ] zero units and
we impressive usually we at least have a
couple Friendly Fires uh it was it was
yeah it wasn't 30,000 it was
uh so it in 1991 dude Highway death this
is uh casualties and losses from the uh
Iraqi side uh a th000 plus kill 2,000
captured 1,800 to 2700 Vehicles
destroyed or abandoned uh death on on
zero how many days is that
days if you want fire superiority that
is the perfect example of here is
everything getting [ __ ] demolished in
two days 2,000 units to 3,000 units lost
1 th000 troops dead cuz if I'm not
mistaken there was just like a giant
like log DN Highway of just all their
[ __ ] military equipment we were just
like oh the Gulf War is like neat the GF
war is
like A10
hungy the Gulf War is one of my favorite
things ever cuz it literally just turned
into the United States Air Force Racing
against the Army to see who could beat
Iraq first like 100% what happened cuz
storman Norman's out there with the Army
like driving through and the Air Force
is like [ __ ] we're going to take a
Howitzer Barrel fill it full of TNT and
penetrat a bunker
the I didn't realize how terrifying
because that that changed everything too
like we're fine then that came out and
like oh [ __ ] they can penetrate 20 fet
of reinforced concrete we're not fine
white flag please do not do that to us
Nick you see I ratioed the [ __ ]
president the other day absolutely yeah
use my classic quote ban this dick and
then Cody also why can't I have control of
of
unso TT to be fair I would cosign that
one I ratioed him immediately afterward
actually yeah the White House came out
and they're like B assault weapons and I
said ban this dick again I said uh stack
up or shut
up makes me happy Brandon and I are just
over here ratioing the White House it's
like you think you're a hard ass you
can't even go shake a veteran's hand
without [ __ ] yourself in Normandy
like come on uh yeah I was trying to see
that one I was like oh that was gross
cuz a couple of our friends went out
there and they jumped for the 80th
anniversary of dday I know Brandon I
know Brandon was supposed to be there he
supposed to be jumping I was supposed to
be there I went through [ __ ] jump
school I did my five jumps I was stoked
I've still got my parachute equipment in
the goddamn car and uh my passport
didn't come in time which um like
speaking of Normandy they had those I
didn't realize they had combat camera
people like rolling footage on the
[ __ ] boats going into D-Day yeah bro
on some of the Lesser beaches I think
pixer didn't happen is it even a lesser
Beach you're just like
this cuz I don't do we have any footage
got [ __ ] please win that gate drops I
hope they don't they're not picking and
choosing who they're shooting at mg42 is
hungry uh do we have any actual footage
from Omaha that I don't know off the top
of my head I guarantee we do cuz combat
cameras there's those people that do put
themselves in whatever situation like B
let's [ __ ] do this thing that is one
as a combat oh no [ __ ] off dude and then
you can't get off because the camera
can't go in the water you're just like
I'm going to stay on the boat hang out
on the U Boo or the and do this's
boat well everyone's getting shot at or
they actually realistically you just cut
a hole on the side of one of the landing
craft and then just film it from the
side of what's happening over there
please go sideways pull the [ __ ] pull
the ramp back up
I hope for the best cuz on those you
have the idea of and both would suck I
would still rather
jump jump in or do dday like oh jump in
for sure but the the thing about jumping
in I I would I I think I also agree but
like something to consider too jumping
in you got a fuckload of dudes that are
just parachuting into God knows where a
lot of people hung up in trees a lot of people
people
like off track too with no CS yeah are
dropping like yeah you are dropping in
can't see [ __ ] land none of your boys
are around you and you are an enemy
[ __ ] territory and you have no radios
you have no way to
communicate good luck and you're getting
shot at they had Cricket Tom me well you
know you're getting [ __ ] shot at also
even though Geneva Convention which I
didn't know you can't like even if a
pilot you're not supposed to shoot at
somebody in a parachute but yeah [ __ ]
rules of War
you could shoot at the parachute right I
can't shoot the person I can shoot the
equipment on him like the [ __ ] cens
on his chest it's the whole thing it's
like 50 BMG you can't uh you can't shoot
at uh it's not supposed to be uh
Personnel but you could shoot at
equipment like the chin strap right yep
I know this Ru so stupid we know this
rule very good it's like you're shooting
at their gun disable their
AK-47 damn Geneva Convention menion
which we didn't we to my understanding
we didn't ratify that NOP yeah America
didn't we just I think they we signed it
but we didn't ratify it through Congress
code thank you
sir um daddy's getting but so you would
jump I would jump into 100% jumping in
though the night jump and then getting
shot at watching your buddies planes get
[ __ ] evaporated too probably suck
just as I hate water though I despise
water despise water and drown oh dude
with a hundreds or thousands machine gun
tying you down who have you swam in
clothes before yeah it is one of the
worst parts of combat training is when
you had to swim with
your like drown proofing [ __ ] when I was
in for whatever the reason I got put in
that group it was literally the most
tired I've ever been in my entire life
after that day did they flip the vehicle
that vehicle it wasn't even that it was
like just [ __ ] we're going to be in
the pool for eight hours straight while
you hold a rubber ducky gun and just
tread water the entire time and then
halfway through we're going to let you
take your pants off and use it as a
teach teach you how to use it as a
[ __ ] flotation device oh God I was so
[ __ ] tired are we talking about
swimming yeah wait did you guys on all
deaths on D-Day from American
paratroopers uh it was
2500 yeah jumping's the way to go yeah
100% I'll do that yeah would you jump
rather than go into Omaha Beach just
[ __ ] ramp down run out yep for sure y
That's part like most terrifying uh
terrifying part of Saving Private ran is
it's just those boats going up the
rounds are ripping off and you're just
hearing Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink on the
my first when we first our first
gunfight I remember going out we're
driving out like hey there combat you
guys are deploying out to this little
area we're driving the striker dink dink
dink dink dink I was like oh this sucks
dick and then it's like hey R uh was it
[ __ ] uh it's like action right Dismount
left and I was like oh this is what this
is like immediately you're like uh but
it it was only a couple round well I
mean that the D-Day was action front
Dismount front
water just struggling to get to the
beach you can't return fire at all
you're just drowning that [ __ ] like that
[ __ ] but thank you for the gentleman
that did that that was the ah damn
that's one of the things that I I kind
of regret the most about not being able
to go because it's cool to like go out
do the jump that those guys did like on
the 80th anniversary but the one thing
that bums me out the most is that that
was the LA this is probably the last
10year increment that any of the actual
guys who were there doing that [ __ ] are
going to be there for it and like that's
that's a huge I got goosebumps just
saying that like that's it's a dying
generation the SE are guys that were in
there like we talk about it like their
romantic ideas Saving Private R and all
that [ __ ] but there's real men that did
that [ __ ] it is absolutely insane that
individuals like I look at my combat I
look at even it's like the entire war in
a decade of two wars being fought at the
same time like 6,000 lives lost I think
like give or take less I want to say
it's like 5200 really yeah for for I
think that's Iraq and Afghanistan across
postc conflicts the entire time it's
like 5200 and that is in like one
[ __ ] battle Yeah like a day a day and
that's that is the oh well okay so total
for oh it's that's actually a higher
number than I remember total for gwat
the war on terror in general from 2001
forward is 7,000 7,000
which a two days in World War II or a
day which is a
like that is the level where you're
losing not you're losing
battalions which on dday there was
battalions lost that is hey where is
[ __ ] not like where's SEO it is where
is 223 at and it's like oh they're gone
they're gone gone I mean like the Civil
War like antium was like 30,000 in a day
or some [ __ ] yep that's all Americans
yeah the bloodiest day in American
history I think the uh was it the the
442nd the Purple Heart Battalion the
101st combat regiment it was all uh it
was all Japanese soldiers from Mostly
from Hawaii but they were all like
second generation American Japanese
soldiers and that like their family was
in internment camps in America and um
they basically got sent in to do all the
[ __ ] that they didn't want to send
anybody else to do because like they
they didn't originally they didn't want
to let him serve at all and then they
petitioned to be able to fight in the
military so then they sent him to the
European theater partially because they
didn't trust them because they were
Japanese and they worried that they
would turn on the Americans and
partially because the Japanese would
treat them much worse if they did get
captured so it was kind of like a
double-edged sword there so they only
sent him to the European theater and
then um they ended up there was a lost
Battalion in World War I but there was
another lost Battalion in World War II
where a a unit out of Texas got
overzealous and penetrated Behind Enemy
Lines and got surrounded and it was like
200 guys and they were they were going
to get killed they tried to go in and
save them multiple times and like people
just kept getting mowed down so they
finally sent in the
442nd and the
442nd fought through Enemy Lines and had
800 casualties to save 200 Texans Jesus
and that's World War I this is World War
II World War II okay so this is there's
a there's a lost Battalion in World War
I but this is the Lost Battalion in
World War II is this Texas Battalion and
800 uh they called him n Japanese
American soldiers died uh getting these
like two to 300 Texans out and the first
Japanese American guy that like punched
through the line walked up to this Texan
kid Mount arming a machine gun at their
perimeter and he just [ __ ] walks
through the smoke with his gun and this
18-year-old kid from Texas like starts
tearing up because he's he just got
saved he thought he was going to die and
this [ __ ] guy looks at this Texan kid
and just goes want to smoke and that's
it they got him out and um all of the
442nd were actually considered honorary
Texans after that that's a yeah cool
gangster ass stories yeah just camarad
can you not be a patriot after [ __ ] like
that you know it it's insane you're
going to get me [ __ ] I'm not doing it
today I'm not doing it today why why why
would we ever want you not to rant God
damn it where is this going how yeah how
couldn't you be a how couldn't you be a
patriot after
that poke the bear poke this country has
some of the best lore we got some really
rad Nick just appears with his to on no
pants naked the
wall bro are you talking abouted Nick
dude crypted Nick crypted Nick is
awesome my I read a I read this book
about like how to take notes and stuff
more efficiently to like help me with my
videos and it's called how to develop a
second brain and it's like there's
certain like note taking apps and note
taking strategies you can do to like
catalog all the information that you
have so I started doing it using Apple
notes there's different apps you can use
but I was just using Apple notes cuz
it's on my phone and on my iPad and now
it's like I've got everything if I ever
want to debate anybody I can just pull
up notes on my [ __ ] phone I've got it
all like you want to talk about what
what do you want to talk about you want
to talk about why the USSR started World
War II let's hop over to my [ __ ]
timeline of events August 19th 1939 the
German and Soviet credit agreement which
is where the German and Soviets we're
going to exchange raw materials and
force oh it takes you have it hyperlink
oh yeah no it's hyperlink to the [ __ ]
sources homie like anybody's like I
don't believe you it's like oh oh you
don't believe me let's just click on it
and go directly to the catalog one and
it goes to different [ __ ] like I oh I
want to know about the malov ribbon trop
packed click on it boom takes me to my
entire note on that have photos in them
oh yeah and then I wanted and then
Wikipedia citations for his own private
notes oh bro it's insane holy [ __ ] this
is the level of autism I'm bringing to
this conversation it's horrible you know
cuz like I brought brought up the
molotov ribbon trop pack and they're
like oh well actually you know the
Soviet Union only became allies with the
Nazis because the Soviet Union tried to
get America and Great Britain and France
to have an anti-nazi PCT but they
wouldn't do it so then they signed an
agreement with the Nazis instead which
is the dumbest argument I've ever heard
in my entire life never heard that what
the [ __ ] you didn't know this no no I've
never heard that argument no yeah no
that's the argument they're like well
the Soviet Union was sounding the alarm
and nobody listened so they with the
Nazis instead which is like saying the
[ __ ] house is on fire and nobody
believed me so I dumped gas on it like
what logic goes into that [ __ ] I tried
to tell the neighborhood that my
neighbor was a right nobody listens to
but then then I just started luring kids
to his basement you know but then so
like here's a series of
events uh the USSR invades Poland blah
blah blah blah blah and then it's like
well they only did it to survive did
they did they really because on February
11th 1940 after they both invaded and
the USSR was surviving we have the
German Soviet commercial agreement which
is where uh the Soviet Union agreed to
send 1 million tons of grain and cattle
900,000 tons of oil approximately 15
million reichs marks worth 100,000 tons
of cotton 500,000 tons of phosphates
100,000 T of some it goes on and on
weren they weren't doing it to survive
is what you're trying to say with that
giant [ __ ] list they were making
money they were they were trading raw
resources that the Nazis did not have
and they needed and in exchange they
were receiving Nazi technology like
planes and tanks so it's kind of like
well you know the Soviet Union only did
this for
self-preservation and making money which
makes the entire thing [ __ ] [ __ ]
imagine if you got involved in a
self-defense shooting and then after the
fact you find out oh well it wasn't just
about self-defense you also made a [ __ ]
ton of money doing it as well that
doesn't count just surviving I'm trying
to get right you hate capitalism but you
will acknowledge that it's profitable to
uh experience free trade with the
literal Nazis yep sure do it's weird how
that [ __ ]
works God I love your your tism when's
this episode air next week next week
this week Saturday
Saturday I don't know if I want to tell
you guys about my new video why do it I
don't do it some just a little you guys
know Modern Art yes okay so modern art
specifically abstract expressionism you
know the [ __ ] why did you say yes you
know Modern Art the [ __ ] n
no [ __ ] you the [ __ ] where it's like the
sh I yes I familiar with the the lore of
the boor
ape smooth brain no so like modern art
specifically abstract expressionism is
the [ __ ] where it looks like somebody
just splattered paint at the canvas and
you're like Ming scheme my
seven-year-old could do that no it's a
CIA scop and I proved it oh God swear to
God okay so you have my undivided
attention Okay so just well just a quick
a quick so modern art right now you have
what's been going on for a while but
it's not like back in the day when you
have van go you have actually like
artists and hey this is a breakdown of
what depression blah blah blah blah blah
we have weird random [ __ ] from uh I
forget the biggest modern artist right
now he'll set up Jackson Pollock is he
the one that sets up like a in a a
goddamn boat in mad now but okay no this
dude literally will set up just swimming
in a kayak in front of people and he
just kayaks and oh no that's not Modern
Art trout what is that called expression
Contemporary Art sorry yeah so modern
art was like the
froms I just hated that Modern Art and
that is the [ __ ] definition of
someone that would say that's
Contemporary Art it looks like it looks
like something that would be in Mad
Men I went to architecture for a year I
know a lot about art I went to preaw for
a year and a half I know jack
confused okay contemporary modern art
Modern Art is a CIA Psy psychological
operation and I proved it well I know it
for a fact I went to make a video and I
just like fat files I was like I just
want to I just want to [ __ ] on this
because I think it's stupid and then I
like I better Google it for five minutes
first because I don't want to be the
[ __ ] that like says something dumb
cuz I didn't Google it for 5 seconds and
I was like oh that makes you way better
than the comment section this is this is
a psychological operation and it's like
proven fact so in the 1940s right after
World War II the United States
government like the cold war started
like it is now the culture war is on
like it is America versus the USSR
capitalism versus communism we got to
win at everything okay we got to have
the most nuclear warheads we got to have
the fastest planes with the most guns
but also we got to have the best music
we got to have the most Olympic medals
we got to have the best [ __ ] art
right and it's really hard to do that culturally
culturally
if you stick to the norm right because
if you want to do like classical mus
music against communist countries it's
like well [ __ ] they're just going to
shove a violin in a two-year-old's hands
and make them play it 18 hours a day
till they're the best in the world which
is why the Chinese we don't want to
compete with that things so America used
American tax dollars to start funding
Jazz because the Communists don't have
that right because Jazz was just
developed by people that could afford an
instrument and do it for fun you can't
do that [ __ ] under communism so they
started promoting Jazz all over the
world okay and then it's like oh well
what's Jazz lead to so they weren't
funding it but they were they were they
were funding it they weren't funding
Jazz necessarily but like they were they
were advertising jazz or promoting jazz
or what paying Jazz musicians initially
in a couple years after they started
promoting Jazz and they started
promoting Modern Art okay the
conservatives in the country [ __ ]
hated it for OB for obvious reasons
right but but now we have rap which is
awesome right so the conservatives hated
it so they had to stop immediately so
then the government's like well [ __ ] we
want to fund this but all the people
that are voting don't want to fund it
can I just take a moment for Cody like
but black
people and and Eminem
sorry he said
that am I [ __ ]
wrong no because like one of the biggest
people they sponsored was Louis uh Louis
Armstrong Lou Louis Armstrong Louis
Armstrong and I think to myself
racist [ __ ] racist I never said that stop
stop
deflecting anyways the constituents
didn't want it and the government wanted
it so naturally they're just going to
give the money to C to the CIA and do it
anyways and not tell anybody right so
they found it they founded a giant shell
Corporation Called the CCF the Congress
for cultural freedom and the Congress
for cultural Freedom was like 20 [ __ ]
magazines they owned news outlets they
owned everything and they started they
started giving out money to basically
promote Jazz and they sent Jazz
musicians all around the world promoting
Jazz real quick I just want to say that
is the most 1984 ass sounding name ever
yeah it's Congress for cultural Freedom
yeah it was founded in West Germany in
1950 I think it was June 23rd anyways so
uh they started promoting Jazz and Jazz
leads to rock and roll and rock and roll
leads to metal right and then in October
of 1991 [ __ ] Metallica does a concert
in Moscow
6 million people I was just about to say
you're telling me Metallica is a scop
yes kind of indirectly okay because look
all I'm saying is like Metallica
performs for 1.6 million Soviets in
Moscow in October and by December the
USSR doesn't [ __ ] exist coincidence I
don't think so okay so but with modern
art in
particular it goes deeper because they can't
can't
direct they can't directly fund the
modern art right squirrels morning
they can't directly fund the modern art
so the CIA has to go to all these rich
people in New York and they're like hey
if we pay for it will you start an art
foundation so we can start funneling
money into all these artists and we want
to fund Modern Art and all these rich
people are like you're going to give me
money for free to buy art and then I get
to use it as a tax write off [ __ ]
sure why not so the all the rich famous
people do that they start funding all
these modern artists and that's why like
Jackson Pollock Rothco duning all these
um abstract impressionist artists become
rock stars during their lifetime which
is weird because usually artists don't
become famous till after they die long
time after they die so these guys all
become super [ __ ] famous and they
don't even realize that they're getting
funded by the CIA indirectly which is
hilarious because half of them are
communist sympathizers getting funded by
the CIA to be used to fight communism by
showing off the freedom they have
because they don't live in communism
which is the real [ __ ] art behind
modern art by the way so they go and
they make Modern Art popular and the
theory behind it is like the Soviets
only do Soviet realism you know which is
[ __ ] stupid in the era of cameras
because Soviet realism is like hey take
a picture of me but do it with paint and
make it take forever that's dumb okay
Soviets are over there with their like
technique and they're like refined art
and we're over here just [ __ ]
throwing paint at a canvas and we're
going to win anyways okay and it's it's
it's because what is uh abstract
expressionism is art for the sake of art
right Connor that's like the definition
art to its core principles breaking down
art to its core principles to do art for
the sake of art which is something you
can't do under communism cuz like you
sure you can be a paid artist in
communism as long as you're willing to
paint dope ass pictures of our glorious
leader and that's it to be fair meat
Canyon's a pretty big fan of
that me Canyon is [ __ ] hilarious
still probably the most scared I've ever
been on this
podcast like I don't see a problem with
I get a dope ass painting in palaces not
going to lie I'd probably have a
podcast that was definitely one of the
that was one of the things of all time
you know how altered the timeline would
be if we just decided to not go back and
finish that half of the podcast I always
say this they would have they would have
gone back further and found something
else what do we blame they did such a
[ __ ] job of finding things to call you
out for though Dude I kept looking I'm
like man there's like six things off the
top of my head you could have attacked
me for you didn't didn't even bother
that I would have been pretty pretty bad
yeah yeah you and shooting those Nazi machine
machine
guns I I got a story that I'll tell on
the podcast later I can't do it now but
I do it now I can't but remind me modern
arts of cisi off that's that's a big
take also side note did you watch the
footage of Metallica playing in Russia
that is one of the most [ __ ] insane
pieces of footage because that still
holds the record for largest audience
right I think so yeah well cuz they were
yearning for like western western media
Western uh uh products like they wanted
Coke so bad that they made the deal with
Pepsi yeah that they they Pepsi had the
seventh largest Navy in the world do you
know the story behind that like how that
started I do and I'm just I was trying
to trigger you on that cuz no not the
Navy part no I love the story of how it
started I just don't like the conflation
about the Navy so the whole story you're
telling me that Pepsi couldn't have
taken over the world with their massive
Navy it was just scrap it was [ __ ]
but the story behind it was that gorov
came over to America to tour American
supermarkets and like they straight up
took him to a normal [ __ ] supermarket
and it was just it was just like well
stocked and he's like okay this is
propaganda he's like we do this [ __ ] to
America all the time you know whenever
we're going to show off we make sure
it's a good Supermarket you know but it
was just a normal Supermarket to the
Americans Kroger he was super
unimpressed by everything we had to
offer and then like they're like here
tried this Pepsi and he tried it and
he's like holy [ __ ] this is delicious
and then that's like the whole reason
it's like that's what won him over and
now he's doing well not now in the '90s
then he's doing Pizza Hut commercials
bro I bring that up in my video that's
like the whole that's like the whole
full circle of my video because it's
like uh the culture War by you know
leveraging American music and American
art is what actually saved the world
from nuclear war Because by the time
because it was mutually assured
destruction from the beginning right but
by the time the USSR needed to fall they
didn't want mutually assured destruction
because they didn't want to destroy
America they wanted to be America
everybody was wearing blue jeans going
to [ __ ] Metallica concerts checking
out Jackson poock paintings yeah I mean
like look it worked in Iran for a while
so you're you're saying capitalism saved
the entire world pretty dope when you
have a market that like lets the people
determine what they actually want people
tend to [ __ ] like it actually believe
it or not crazy concept it's it's wild
weird I know that's complicated anyways
autistic minds think
alike I love the fact that gorach chop
Pizza H commercial one of my favorite
fact [ __ ] modern history God it's
great could you imagine if [ __ ] I
don't know an American president did
like a a Soviet Union company commercial
it' be insane I like even name a single Soviet
Soviet
Union what do you mean like a a company
from them like oh yeah a product from it
well I'm just I'm just thinking of the
new [ __ ] like Apple iPhone 72 or
whatever with a a special guest
Putin good what what are you doing Eli
what what's happening she walked away
without a
kiss oh my God no PDA yeah this is a
Christian Minecraft server damn
you haven't heard that you never heard
that before never heard that
what that's what this
is that's the new description of the
podcast would you like to come on
Christian Minecraft server that's our
last tag Christian M Minecraft
commercial I want to build a kill dozer in
in
Minecraft all alone now time to trim the
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literally yeah yeah uh Marvin he day
yeah peace be to him dude dear God there
was a Twitter uh one Twitter thing that
was like why this was wrong and then the
amount of [ __ ] that dude got from that
one post I was like good the internet is
doing his job it's like are you [ __ ]
[ __ ] none of this is true a new on
submerge oh I love I love that my well
my thing is like Mo most of the people
who actually know the story be behind
Marvin he and the whole kild Dozer thing
and everything like that it's like look
nobody's saying what he did was right
they're just saying it was rad
based there's a there's a difference
between those things was saying it's
it like it's kind of like [ __ ] uh
what's his what's it what's that movie
it's like falling down with Michael
Douglas where it's like the guy just
gets pushed too far for the whole
[ __ ] movie and just snaps and start
like just it's like you know Street
Justice kind of it's like yeah it's not
right but it's the [ __ ] that all of us
are thinking about doing we just can't
well I I I reposted it the other day cuz
it was the 20th anniversary of kild
Dozer and I reposted it and people were
like aren't you a cop he tried to kill
cops it's like no he never tried to kill
cops he had two rifles set up in there
and he never once tried to kill a
[ __ ] one of which was a 50 c he could
have shot through anything those cops
were hiding behind if he wanted to at
not one point did he try to [ __ ]
shoot at a police officer he had a
Barrett he had like foul foul or
whatever a bunch of ammo like all sorts
of [ __ ] like he he he fired a couple
rounds but like he wasn't trying to hurt
anybody and the way he did it like even
when he went to like the town hall which
was connected to the library he went and
tore up the front yard first to give the
library time to evacuate like yeah he
had a very specific agenda on what he
was doing and hurting innocent people
wasn't on it and then number one no I
was just saying he could have killed so
many [ __ ] cops and he chose not to
I'm going to get another drinky poo get
it get it we did play the Sardar chant
last night that is true yeah it was good
seeing everyone out like everyone came
out last night I was like oh everyone
[ __ ] out having a good old time yeah
it was the the UFC fight night and then
everyone came out and we have a new
thing where uh the xanda cart the sard
car sard car gets played by the DJ
because we well Cody offers them money
this got to happen and then my favorite
part was they they played it but they
played like none of the important part
and they like tried to downplay and they
played 30 seconds our boy trout was like
trout goes over there and bull this [ __ ]
he bullies the DJ he goes over there and
he's like no you're going to [ __ ]
play more of the sard
car this is after like a hype song came
it this [ __ ]
DJ Cody tipped him heavily uh I'm not
going to say the dollar amount but he
gave him money to play the sard car Chan
it was a very crowded bar I had
emotional breakdown at the end of the
night is a long story we're back baby
but uh the guy played the Sardar chant
or so he claimed and then uh I walked
over Cody's like I just tipped him x
amount of dollars and he never put that
song on I was like how much you give him
and he told me the dollar amount and so
I walked over to the bartender and I was
like I was like listen buddy I was like
buddy just gave you money to put on a
song and you didn't play it and he's
like no I played it you just weren't
listening and I was like well if we
didn't [ __ ] hear it that means you
didn't play it all right and he goes okay
okay
understood walk back to the bar [Music]
[Music]
thank the part we won it started playing
very loud over his stre like hey there
we it wasn't that bad I I'll tell I'll
I'll say the dollar amount cuz it was
[ __ ] my money the the cuz it's the least
egregious out of any of the times we've
got it was 100 bucks oh that's low
compared to what the average BR I was
thinking like first time was Salt Lake
which was at least I I think it broached
four digits no it was five it was 500
bucks and then there was after the live
show I think I paid that guy 200 bucks
and he remixed it yeah he he did a
really good job that was a g that man
that heart was [ __ ] still popping
meat just on that dance floor shredding
it up I've never seen a dude dance so
much got moves Popa meat loves to
[ __ ] dance he threw it back too he
was wearing sweatpants and like for the
joke we were kind of like Dan you know
it's like oh we're having fun it's it's
me and and one of my boys out here on
the dance floor like having a good time
and then he was like throwing his ass
into me and I was like bro I I remember
I got [ __ ] aggressively grinded on
I [ __ ] Papa
meat I'm glad we don't have an HR
department this Papa meat just having
the best time of his life and that is
why he will be on every live show every
live show we do Papa meat has to be
there and so does rich like those are
the tour
Champions period I got a good [ __ ]
live show story about uh good old Papa
meat we were in The Green Room at the
the show that he was on and it was right
before it was me and his editor who
whose name I can't remember but he's a
wonderful guy super cool guy I want to
say Zach um I want say it was Nick too
Nick Nick is the editor yeah Nick with a
k um we were in The Green
Room three of them [ __ ] Nick um good
old are we calling po meat yeah okay
yeah uh father me meat
Canyon we say Okay Hunter was like he
was like hey is there any like merch
like unsub merch I can wear on stage
when I'm on there with those guys and I
was like yeah there's like there's live
live show t-shirts I was like I'll go
grab you one they're they're from you
know small all the way up to or I said
they go all the way up to 3x obviously
he's a bigger guy and he goes well I'm a
7x and I was like that is a parachute
okay well they like they go up to 3x I
don't know if that'll fit and he goes
listen I know to skinny people like you
all us fat people look the same but I'm
a 7x he's the same number as seven and I
was like No And he was like so then a 3X
won't fit me and I thought about that I
mean I was laughing at the moment cuz I
knew he was [ __ ] with me but like
that night I was like I'm like laying in
bed and I'm like there is is Hunter a
7x like what do what are large sizes he
just [ __ ] and I looked it up a 7x is
is like a parachute it is like it's way
[ __ ] his mother he with me hard no I'll get out no I said sit in my lap I'll get
get out no I said sit in my lap I'll get out of
out of here swap it out I [ __ ] love Hunter
here swap it out I [ __ ] love Hunter because that's what dude even the other
because that's what dude even the other day we Sav we were at that one bar and
day we Sav we were at that one bar and he left a voicemail and I thought it was
he left a voicemail and I thought it was on the you know how when you leave a
on the you know how when you leave a voice message it says what it's going to
voice message it says what it's going to say he like thanks Eli I truly
say he like thanks Eli I truly appreciate you're so kind something like
appreciate you're so kind something like that I was like oh I hit play and
that I was like oh I hit play and immediately when I hit play it was like
immediately when I hit play it was like thanks Eli I fing love what you do I was
thanks Eli I fing love what you do I was like Jes [ __ ] Christ I hit pause cuz
like Jes [ __ ] Christ I hit pause cuz it was just blaring over everything I
it was just blaring over everything I like con God damn it I saw wendon posted
like con God damn it I saw wendon posted that on Twitter it was a thing that
that on Twitter it was a thing that exact [ __ ] voice he did he said like
exact [ __ ] voice he did he said like can someone please cancel this man I'll
can someone please cancel this man I'll pay you $18 I just want to be free from
pay you $18 I just want to be free from the hell that is this
podcast cuz they've got creep cast going on which is one of my favorites I I
on which is one of my favorites I I enjoy it watch every I'm dead serious I
enjoy it watch every I'm dead serious I enjoy every episode we're watching um ah
enjoy every episode we're watching um ah babe the left right left right turn left
babe the left right left right turn left right game yeah I [ __ ] love that one
right game yeah I [ __ ] love that one I just finished part one we've been
I just finished part one we've been watching it like it's that bedtime yeah
watching it like it's that bedtime yeah just consuming it before we go to bed so
just consuming it before we go to bed so we're like consuming it before we go to
we're like consuming it before we go to bed but it is so good and watching how
bed but it is so good and watching how their Dynamic is is one of my favorite
their Dynamic is is one of my favorite cuz they are polar opposite people but
cuz they are polar opposite people but the same at the exact same time they
the same at the exact same time they have the same passion dude oh I love I
have the same passion dude oh I love I love watching them bully each other oh
love watching them bully each other oh dude they bully the [ __ ] me Canyon
dude they bully the [ __ ] me Canyon starts doing his voices to him he's like
starts doing his voices to him he's like oh
oh yeah I love Justin
yeah I love Justin royland I
royland I love in his two
love in his two voices I love when quirky time I'm I'm
voices I love when quirky time I'm I'm not Rick or Morty I'm not I'm not Rick
not Rick or Morty I'm not I'm not Rick or Morty I'm oh I'm being I'm doing the
or Morty I'm oh I'm being I'm doing the crazy voice
crazy voice oh I I don't know other Justin Royal en
oh I I don't know other Justin Royal en voice it's me Justin royin voice too the
voice it's me Justin royin voice too the entire audience is laughing yes wait
entire audience is laughing yes wait what oh I was going to say I love when
what oh I was going to say I love when some random bread tuber attacks Windon
some random bread tuber attacks Windon in the entire internet [ __ ] on him and
in the entire internet [ __ ] on him and ends his entire career we barely talked
ends his entire career we barely talked about it it was um oh what is that guy's
about it it was um oh what is that guy's name shadow shadow to Prevail
name shadow shadow to Prevail no Praise of shadow whatever Fu show
no Praise of shadow whatever Fu show coming in for Show's like I know this
coming in for Show's like I know this one show knows this one this one that
one show knows this one this one that dude [ __ ] his own
dude [ __ ] his own career he went from I struggle making
career he went from I struggle making $500 and that's not livable to making
$500 and that's not livable to making zero dollars and hated on the internet
zero dollars and hated on the internet that dude just needed to shut the [ __ ]
that dude just needed to shut the [ __ ] up like that is one that shouldn't be on
up like that is one that shouldn't be on the internet if you can't take criticism
the internet if you can't take criticism or somebody coming into the space and
or somebody coming into the space and not being like oh this is great for the
not being like oh this is great for the space cuz won was one dude that would
space cuz won was one dude that would have just Open Arms welcomed you he did
have just Open Arms welcomed you he did he did you see his his his response So
he did you see his his his response So Graceful oh I didn't even know about
Graceful oh I didn't even know about this's response to his video which he
this's response to his video which he took down by the way after finding out
took down by the way after finding out like no he cuz he he was like I'm not
like no he cuz he he was like I'm not here to [ __ ] talk people who made me mad
here to [ __ ] talk people who made me mad on Twitter which is exactly what he was
on Twitter which is exactly what he was doing for 3 hours this video was 3 hours
doing for 3 hours this video was 3 hours long thank God for people like Brandon
long thank God for people like Brandon Buckingham that I could just skim
Buckingham that I could just skim through the important parts and not have
through the important parts and not have to listen to that dude [ __ ]
to listen to that dude [ __ ] dribble for three hours sag waya jacket
dribble for three hours sag waya jacket that's Chicago wayo jacket I would to
that's Chicago wayo jacket I would to punch in his face cuz white people
punch in his face cuz white people shouldn't wear that jacket that's all I
shouldn't wear that jacket that's all I got to say about that is white people
got to say about that is white people should not wear that jacket it's called
should not wear that jacket it's called Fringe period that I hate oh he also
Fringe period that I hate oh he also just talks like a [ __ ] soy Jack like
just talks like a [ __ ] soy Jack like and now we're going to talk about wendon
and now we're going to talk about wendon uh one of uh the people that is very
uh one of uh the people that is very right-wing and that I'm not saying it's
right-wing and that I'm not saying it's a bad thing I'm just saying you should
a bad thing I'm just saying you should excommunicate him from everything from
excommunicate him from everything from society he should not be allowed to
society he should not be allowed to enjoy the things I enjoy if you know if
enjoy the things I enjoy if you know if you are from where's uh where are they
you are from where's uh where are they from the Appalachia oh the Appalachia
from the Appalachia oh the Appalachia you're from the Appalachians you are
you're from the Appalachians you are racist you're a white supremacist yeah
racist you're a white supremacist yeah won's uh response to it though uh was so
won's uh response to it though uh was so [ __ ] killer cuz he was like like
[ __ ] killer cuz he was like like don't go online don't bully this guy
don't go online don't bully this guy it's not going to get anything
it's not going to get anything accomplished he was like uh it's not you
accomplished he was like uh it's not you know it's not becoming of people to talk
know it's not becoming of people to talk [ __ ] to anyone and then he ended it with
[ __ ] to anyone and then he ended it with I hope you find whatever you're looking
I hope you find whatever you're looking for laser rise dude my favorite part of
for laser rise dude my favorite part of that is like Windon is the labrador that
that is like Windon is the labrador that a bunch of wolves like comment yeah what
a bunch of wolves like comment yeah what he was like it was like won's
he was like it was like won's Labrador made friend with a bunch of
Labrador made friend with a bunch of wolves yeah yeah yeah won's Labrador
wolves yeah yeah yeah won's Labrador protected by a pack of wolves and we're
protected by a pack of wolves and we're like we will [ __ ] kill
like we will [ __ ] kill you nobody bully him no we're like we're
you nobody bully him no we're like we're not afraid to say the b we're kind
not afraid to say the b we're kind redacted it's like he tried to prove
redacted it's like he tried to prove that wendon was a bad person just by
that wendon was a bad person just by everybody that won's ever like been
everybody that won's ever like been associated with and then talk [ __ ] about
associated with and then talk [ __ ] about them
them half people here and everybody was 10
half people here and everybody was 10 times bigger than him to begin with it's
times bigger than him to begin with it's like how do you get an entire Army
like how do you get an entire Army against you I've got the comment wend
against you I've got the comment wend goon's relationship with the podcast can
goon's relationship with the podcast can be described as a golden retriever who's
be described as a golden retriever who's adored by a pack of
adored by a pack of wolves that dude oh oh that was the only
wolves that dude oh oh that was the only video I like watching first
video I like watching first off he just claims to be an artist like
off he just claims to be an artist like my tism went off I was like your your
my tism went off I was like your your first 30 minutes of a video is is a wide
first 30 minutes of a video is is a wide screenshot oh god with a [ __ ] TV
screenshot oh god with a [ __ ] TV pushed in and then your video taking up
pushed in and then your video taking up onethird of unused space that was like
onethird of unused space that was like you're not a [ __ ] artist you [ __ ]
you're not a [ __ ] artist you [ __ ] you're a hack yeah take off your
you're a hack yeah take off your goddamn Shaka
goddamn Shaka Shaga jacket I want to punch you in the
Shaga jacket I want to punch you in the face for that there's just every time
face for that there's just every time I'm just like I want to punch you in the
I'm just like I want to punch you in the face for each one of these things and
face for each one of these things and then him talking his [ __ ] voice and
then him talking his [ __ ] voice and then he's just making fun of my friends
then he's just making fun of my friends like donut operator who is laughing
like donut operator who is laughing at death content oh dude I love the term
at death content oh dude I love the term death content I will will say it's
death content I will will say it's pretty funny the one video he picked
pretty funny the one video he picked granted he was cherry picking but he's
granted he was cherry picking but he's like here's this thumbnail that just
like here's this thumbnail that just says head
removal and it's Cody going I do like that he's like Cody like head removal in
that he's like Cody like head removal in Cody's
face I'm like well he is right he is smiling but that's a good video to smile
smiling but that's a good video to smile of all videos that's the one I'm not did
of all videos that's the one I'm not did we talk about that last we did yeah a
we talk about that last we did yeah a little bit a little bit bit it's just we
little bit a little bit bit it's just we didn't go in depth on that dude on
didn't go in depth on that dude on everything he said or how [ __ ] stupid
everything he said or how [ __ ] stupid apparently his uh his Discord got leaked
apparently his uh his Discord got leaked and he like wrote in his own Discord you
and he like wrote in his own Discord you guys think I can come back from this oh
guys think I can come back from this oh no n you're done there's there two main
no n you're done there's there two main things that bother me about that one is
things that bother me about that one is like where he's he's basically saying
like where he's he's basically saying that like you know racism is bad racism
that like you know racism is bad racism is bad the entire time and he's like if
is bad the entire time and he's like if you're a white person in Appalachia you
you're a white person in Appalachia you should be assumed racist until proven
should be assumed racist until proven otherwise if you don't know what the
otherwise if you don't know what the [ __ ] Appalachia incorporates 19 of the
[ __ ] Appalachia incorporates 19 of the 50 states it that was [ __ ] ridiculous
50 states it that was [ __ ] ridiculous that was like outright racism it's like
that was like outright racism it's like literally based on the color of your
literally based on the color of your skin and where you live you should be
skin and where you live you should be assumed to act this way it's like no
assumed to act this way it's like no that doesn't exist racism only works
that doesn't exist racism only works against one way that's where all my
against one way that's where all my racis racism all my racist my
racist I hate all these people it is that that definition of insanity is
that that definition of insanity is where you're like oh it
where you're like oh it if here is how I always Define it to my
if here is how I always Define it to my friends if you can replace one word with
friends if you can replace one word with another and it suddenly becomes racist
another and it suddenly becomes racist you're [ __ ] wrong in that
you're [ __ ] wrong in that conversation period if it's just like he
conversation period if it's just like he a okay um a lot of the times it is it's
a okay um a lot of the times it is it's like um how do I say this
like um how do I say this without like [ __ ] canceling anything
without like [ __ ] canceling anything a lot of statements it's like hey this
a lot of statements it's like hey this is blah blah blah it's okay it's like a
is blah blah blah it's okay it's like a it's okay if a it's like a black man was
it's okay if a it's like a black man was blah blah blah or it's like blah blah
blah blah blah or it's like blah blah blah blah blah uh against a white person
blah blah blah uh against a white person person or they they remove something but
person or they they remove something but the second it they put in black brown
the second it they put in black brown Mexican then it's suddenly racist or
Mexican then it's suddenly racist or it's okay if it's like hey I [ __ ]
it's okay if it's like hey I [ __ ] blah blah blah this is uh look at this
blah blah blah this is uh look at this white crime or hey it's okay because
white crime or hey it's okay because we're doing this and it's Mexican Pride
we're doing this and it's Mexican Pride are are you telling me that you want to
are are you telling me that you want to judge people by the content of their
judge people by the content of their character and not the color of their
character and not the color of their skin I have a dream
skin I have a dream today you guys are on par with each
today you guys are on par with each other and that's the thing
other and that's the thing is Brandon and MK here they are at the
is Brandon and MK here they are at the same level but it is you get to see its
same level but it is you get to see its um like like hey like uh this is okay
um like like hey like uh this is okay because brown pride Mexican Pride boom
because brown pride Mexican Pride boom boom boom if and a commercial that says
boom boom if and a commercial that says a gay pride it's hey whatever it is the
a gay pride it's hey whatever it is the second it becomes white pride if you can
second it becomes white pride if you can substitute a word and it suddenly
substitute a word and it suddenly becomes racist hey maybe watch what
becomes racist hey maybe watch what you're saying and understand that it's
you're saying and understand that it's not okay cuz if you can say brown
not okay cuz if you can say brown Mexican Pride oh and then suddenly if I
Mexican Pride oh and then suddenly if I put white pride in there and that's not
put white pride in there and that's not okay if you can change the word and make
okay if you can change the word and make it racist probably a [ __ ] problem at
it racist probably a [ __ ] problem at that point you can't go well hey if you
that point you can't go well hey if you go in the past because because X Y andz
go in the past because because X Y andz it's like no no no that doesn't [ __ ]
it's like no no no that doesn't [ __ ] matter if it's okay to say Mexican Pride
matter if it's okay to say Mexican Pride if it's okay to say
if it's okay to say whatever any word can be used and it
whatever any word can be used and it should be okay that's always been my
should be okay that's always been my problem with it yeah period it's almost
problem with it yeah period it's almost like you're logically consistent or some
like you're logically consistent or some [ __ ] I'm like it just has to fall in
[ __ ] I'm like it just has to fall in every word can be put in that statement
every word can be put in that statement and you're okay with it if every word
and you're okay with it if every word can't be put If a color can't be put in
can't be put If a color can't be put in that statement and it's suddenly a
that statement and it's suddenly a problem I'm not okay with it then go
problem I'm not okay with it then go [ __ ] yourself if that's an issue that's
[ __ ] yourself if that's an issue that's that's how I look at it my my other
that's how I look at it my my other thing
thing though I you me
though I you me brother sorry the the second thing
brother sorry the the second thing though I said that was my first issue
though I said that was my first issue with the appalachin thing my second
with the appalachin thing my second major [ __ ] issue and this is the big
major [ __ ] issue and this is the big one is that the way he talks about it
one is that the way he talks about it and he's very open about it it's not
and he's very open about it it's not implied but he's he's very open about
implied but he's he's very open about the fact that he thinks that if you
the fact that he thinks that if you don't agree with him you should be
don't agree with him you should be shunned from entire communities oh yeah
shunned from entire communities oh yeah which it's like there's a lot of people
which it's like there's a lot of people that I talk to that I don't agree with
that I talk to that I don't agree with about everything there's a lot of people
about everything there's a lot of people that I talk to that I don't agree with
that I talk to that I don't agree with about a lot like very very serious
about a lot like very very serious issues like there's a lot of there
issues like there's a lot of there there's people that I talk to that I'm
there's people that I talk to that I'm friends with who are more left leaning
friends with who are more left leaning yeah I mean like you you shouldn't judge
yeah I mean like you you shouldn't judge somebody's entire personality by that
somebody's entire personality by that whatever like yeah no like to come to
whatever like yeah no like to come to that and you're entire P personality
that and you're entire P personality shouldn't be based off of your
shouldn't be based off of your leaning you're very boring if that's the
leaning you're very boring if that's the case you know if you're political
case you know if you're political ideology is your personality you're
ideology is your personality you're boring as [ __ ] the people the people you
boring as [ __ ] the people the people you look up to have friends who don't agree
look up to have friends who don't agree with them none I Heroes like it's every
with them none I Heroes like it's every one of these individuals when we hang
one of these individuals when we hang out guess what they don't do it's like
out guess what they don't do it's like well this is my I would not be friends
well this is my I would not be friends with anyone if that was their [ __ ]
with anyone if that was their [ __ ] individual like if that was your
individual like if that was your individuality if that if you were just
individuality if that if you were just like this is me because this is my
like this is me because this is my political view [ __ ] yourself the number
political view [ __ ] yourself the number one thing is that these people can't sit
one thing is that these people can't sit at the same table as somebody who
at the same table as somebody who doesn't agree with them that's like a
doesn't agree with them that's like a thing they're like I refuse I refuse
thing they're like I refuse I refuse because like the the that's the thing
because like the the that's the thing that bugged me is they said when Deon
that bugged me is they said when Deon should be shunned from the horror
should be shunned from the horror community because he's clearly has
community because he's clearly has conservative views and he's a Christian
conservative views and he's a Christian it's like dude and because he had money
it's like dude and because he had money and then the guy goes in in the same
and then the guy goes in in the same video and says his dad came from this
video and says his dad came from this but then denounced all of that or
but then denounced all of that or whatever and then they grew up poor it's
whatever and then they grew up poor it's like when did then didn't come for money
like when did then didn't come for money that guy just can no not how your
that guy just can no not how your lifestyle is is based off of your wealth
lifestyle is is based off of your wealth growing up or that guy just literally
growing up or that guy just literally shot himself in the knee I like him cuz
shot himself in the knee I like him cuz he's a smart guy he's really nice and he
he's a smart guy he's really nice and he makes entertaining stuff like that's
makes entertaining stuff like that's he's a kind he's he's the probably the
he's a kind he's he's the probably the sweetest human being I have ever met in
sweetest human being I have ever met in my life hands down when I talk to him
my life hands down when I talk to him genuinely it's not an act like you can
genuinely it's not an act like you can tell he is very sincere I Amad look me
tell he is very sincere I Amad look me in the eyes right now I am dead ass
in the eyes right now I am dead ass serious when I tell you that wendon
serious when I tell you that wendon Isaiah is probably the kindest human
Isaiah is probably the kindest human being I have ever met in my life yeah
being I have ever met in my life yeah yeah yeah think of Scott
yeah yeah think of Scott like you did a your you being a father
like you did a your you being a father to Windon was amazing on how you grew
to Windon was amazing on how you grew him to an adult he's he's the best thing
him to an adult he's he's the best thing I ever
I ever made I don't know dude like that's
made I don't know dude like that's that's why we all went in on this
that's why we all went in on this [ __ ] guy too I don't know what camera
[ __ ] guy too I don't know what camera you're on right now K I don't know
you're on right now K I don't know you're on that one okay no dude he he
you're on that one okay no dude he he [ __ ] with Windon and he's like like he
[ __ ] with Windon and he's like like he said it's one of our [ __ ] favorite
said it's one of our [ __ ] favorite people like
people like and he's so wholesome he's such a good
and he's so wholesome he's such a good guy and you're going to [ __ ] talk
guy and you're going to [ __ ] talk [ __ ] about him oh no like here here's
[ __ ] about him oh no like here here's the wrath of everyone who loves him
the wrath of everyone who loves him welcome to the [ __ ] Thunderdome yeah
welcome to the [ __ ] Thunderdome yeah welcome to Thunderdome Bud give it to
welcome to Thunderdome Bud give it to you I I appreciate that he came along
you I I appreciate that he came along right after we're no longer bullying
right after we're no longer bullying Tony I know that was immediate new
Tony I know that was immediate new Target like oh
Target like oh cool all the people you have are you
cool all the people you have are you have the dudes will defend to the end of
have the dudes will defend to the end of time like won Kentucky ballistics this
time like won Kentucky ballistics this dude won't even cuss even on one of the
dude won't even cuss even on one of the lines for tiny guns 3 he Jake was like
lines for tiny guns 3 he Jake was like just say like ah [ __ ] that he's like
just say like ah [ __ ] that he's like well I won't say
well I won't say that that is to the degree you have
that that is to the degree you have Scott who will have your back and work
Scott who will have your back and work just humble you just help you help you
just humble you just help you help you no matter what Scott's my favorite human
no matter what Scott's my favorite human he texts just like Windon he's just a
he texts just like Windon he's just a good [ __ ] dude Scott pays extra money
good [ __ ] dude Scott pays extra money for his ballistic dummies to have green
for his ballistic dummies to have green blood because he doesn't want wanted to
blood because he doesn't want wanted to be too realistic I like he showed up to
be too realistic I like he showed up to tiny guns 3 he walked out in the first
tiny guns 3 he walked out in the first thing he looked at me and I'm like who
thing he looked at me and I'm like who the [ __ ] am I you know and he he walks
the [ __ ] am I you know and he he walks up and he goes hey Conor how you doing
up and he goes hey Conor how you doing man it's been a while and I was like oh
man it's been a while and I was like oh my God he remembers me like he remembers
my God he remembers me like he remembers my name he's like yeah haven't seen you
my name he's like yeah haven't seen you since the last range day hope you're
since the last range day hope you're doing well I was like oh my God you're
doing well I was like oh my God you're just the sweetest human being in the
just the sweetest human being in the [ __ ] world that's what me up like
[ __ ] world that's what me up like I've said this before like when when he
I've said this before like when when he had his accident I was like God damn it
had his accident I was like God damn it it literally is best of us yeah though
it literally is best of us yeah though when you meet these good dudes even I
when you meet these good dudes even I will say even like meet Kyon me KY you
will say even like meet Kyon me KY you can look at his content like I don't
can look at his content like I don't know me Kenyan still I can read every
know me Kenyan still I can read every text he sent he's like thank you for
text he sent he's like thank you for being one of the best like he is just so
being one of the best like he is just so sweet on when you compliment what he
sweet on when you compliment what he does cuz he's an amazing dude and when
does cuz he's an amazing dude and when they text you back it's just a sweet
they text you back it's just a sweet dude just be like uh thank you so much
dude just be like uh thank you so much you look at me Canyon's content you're
you look at me Canyon's content you're like that dude probably not so much then
like that dude probably not so much then you know how he is a human and you're
you know how he is a human and you're like oh bro when I told the shop boys
like oh bro when I told the shop boys like yeah we're giving uh Hunter like me
like yeah we're giving uh Hunter like me Canyon and and AK they're like are you
Canyon and and AK they're like are you [ __ ] sure because they'd only seen
[ __ ] sure because they'd only seen like his his you know cartoons and [ __ ]
like his his you know cartoons and [ __ ] like that like bro I don't want to end
like that like bro I don't want to end up on the [ __ ] 6:00 news like the guy
up on the [ __ ] 6:00 news like the guy yeah the guy that says give me that what
yeah the guy that says give me that what that man you got a nice little man dude
that man you got a nice little man dude stinks yeah that man stinks he his his
stinks yeah that man stinks he his his new Papa meat videos him [ __ ] on
new Papa meat videos him [ __ ] on that uh like the car salesman influencer
that uh like the car salesman influencer it's so [ __ ] funny dude I will say
it's so [ __ ] funny dude I will say the most I hate that guy that guy but
the most I hate that guy that guy but also when you go to uh babe what was the
also when you go to uh babe what was the um the Discord
um the Discord mods those are the most weirdest people
mods those are the most weirdest people we just watched did you watch the
we just watched did you watch the Discord mods seen this one yet oh if you
Discord mods seen this one yet oh if you for people like Amarth and poke man like
for people like Amarth and poke man like they their editors oh God I can't
they their editors oh God I can't imagine the the Paras social
imagine the the Paras social relationships are created oh oh like the
relationships are created oh oh like the the people that just show up like H
the people that just show up like H donated $10,000 and I got a
donated $10,000 and I got a hug hang around she'll [ __ ] me that
hug hang around she'll [ __ ] me that video is the most like that was one I
video is the most like that was one I was uncomfortable watching cuz you get
was uncomfortable watching cuz you get to watch the
to watch the mods and cuz me Papa meat puts him in
mods and cuz me Papa meat puts him in the video and shows everything and
the video and shows everything and you're just like oh I [ __ ] oh I'm
you're just like oh I [ __ ] oh I'm uncomfortable on every part this and
uncomfortable on every part this and he's just like he tries to defend them
he's just like he tries to defend them at Parts he's like you know you get this
at Parts he's like you know you get this part and then you see them intera he's
part and then you see them intera he's like oh yeah I'm not making it
like oh yeah I'm not making it hard literally what he says he's like
hard literally what he says he's like you're making it hard you're making it
you're making it hard you're making it really [ __ ] hard right now my guy I
really [ __ ] hard right now my guy I enjoy like creep cast wendon uh Hunter
enjoy like creep cast wendon uh Hunter like all of them like have become like
like all of them like have become like the content I like watch you know if I'm
the content I like watch you know if I'm in the shower if I'm driving like
in the shower if I'm driving like something like that like it's just the
something like that like it's just the perfect [ __ ] yeah well not my private
perfect [ __ ] yeah well not my private shower time oh pardon he's my son you
shower time oh pardon he's my son you degenerate care your public shower
degenerate care your public shower my public shower he said you said my
my public shower he said you said my private shower time I just
private shower time I just like
like whatever all right you got me on a
dial yeah [ __ ] hey well Eli blue screen last episode I can blue screen
screen last episode I can blue screen this time blue screen super hard but the
this time blue screen super hard but the the the kid who posted that [ __ ]
the the kid who posted that [ __ ] documentary though the one thing I
documentary though the one thing I wanted to say is that he comes out at
wanted to say is that he comes out at the end he's like talking about
the end he's like talking about Appalachia and like uh he's like if
Appalachia and like uh he's like if you're from if you're from appalache it
you're from if you're from appalache it should be by default assumed that you're
should be by default assumed that you're a racist until proven otherwise with his
a racist until proven otherwise with his tassels hanging down and [ __ ] and then
tassels hanging down and [ __ ] and then he says he's from like dude I hate thank
he says he's from like dude I hate thank you for ha Asheville yeah oh Christ yes
you for ha Asheville yeah oh Christ yes I'm sorry suck it
up uh Asheville is as somebody who's from North Carolina it's the Austin of
from North Carolina it's the Austin of North Carolina it is the [ __ ]
North Carolina it is the [ __ ] Portland of the East Coast where hippies
Portland of the East Coast where hippies go to die dude I had diarrhea in the
go to die dude I had diarrhea in the police station in Asheville cuz the at
police station in Asheville cuz the at the Urban Outfitters wouldn't let me
the Urban Outfitters wouldn't let me [ __ ] in their bathroom cuz I hadn't
[ __ ] in their bathroom cuz I hadn't bought anything left are you what pardon
bought anything left are you what pardon what no this a true story I didn't know
what no this a true story I didn't know if it was a bit no I'm dead ass serious
if it was a bit no I'm dead ass serious that was a very specific Indian Street
that was a very specific Indian Street food and I had diarrhea and I got
food and I had diarrhea and I got attacked by a pitbull cuz a didn't have
attacked by a pitbull cuz a didn't have it on a leash and I sprinted into a
it on a leash and I sprinted into a police Poli station and the the the
police Poli station and the the the police lady at the what does this have
police lady at the what does this have to
to do police woman uh sprinted into the
do police woman uh sprinted into the police station I had to take a [ __ ] and
police station I had to take a [ __ ] and she got up in a panic assuming I had an
she got up in a panic assuming I had an emergency which I did I was about to
emergency which I did I was about to [ __ ] my pants cuz the at the Urban
[ __ ] my pants cuz the at the Urban Outfitters in Asheville North Carolina
Outfitters in Asheville North Carolina in 2016 didn't let me use their bathroom
in 2016 didn't let me use their bathroom she said sir we don't have a public
she said sir we don't have a public restroom I bought a $30 pair of socks
restroom I bought a $30 pair of socks you [ __ ] so I ran into the bathroom with
you [ __ ] so I ran into the bathroom with the police station that's like a bad
the police station that's like a bad cracker like I shot my nuts off in the
cracker like I shot my nuts off in the Cracker Barrel like old Boomer t-shirt I
Cracker Barrel like old Boomer t-shirt I [ __ ] my pants in a police station
[ __ ] my pants in a police station Ashville it was a pair of Legend of
Ashville it was a pair of Legend of Zelda socks I blow my [ __ ] out in the
Zelda socks I blow my [ __ ] out in the stall I come out a guy is handcuffed
stall I come out a guy is handcuffed pissing at a Ural uh I think his hands
pissing at a Ural uh I think his hands were in front of him and I come out of
were in front of him and I come out of the
the stall and I go how you doing man and he
stall and I go how you doing man and he goes having a better day than you sounds
goes having a better day than you sounds like which is a great counter to hearing
like which is a great counter to hearing the violent diarrhea I just had
the violent diarrhea I just had but anyway I Fair he thought you were
but anyway I Fair he thought you were getting waterboarded in there I I was
getting waterboarded in there I I was pissing out my be old hard know about
pissing out my be old hard know about ass
ass pisses Asheville North
pisses Asheville North Carolina it's the [ __ ] it's the LA of
Carolina it's the [ __ ] it's the LA of North Carolina you can drive 10 minutes
North Carolina you can drive 10 minutes in any direction in North Carolina
in any direction in North Carolina you'll be in North Carolina but
you'll be in North Carolina but Asheville is a cancer on that state no
Asheville is a cancer on that state no it's it it's just like [ __ ] Austin
it's it it's just like [ __ ] Austin mhm Austin of Texas that's what Ash ISM
mhm Austin of Texas that's what Ash ISM North
North Carolina Asheville's beautiful like it's
Carolina Asheville's beautiful like it's a beautiful [ __ ] place why are all
a beautiful [ __ ] place why are all [ __ ] nice place taken over by the
[ __ ] nice place taken over by the hippies that want to ruin everything
hippies that want to ruin everything that's why I live in Iowa it's cold they
that's why I live in Iowa it's cold they stay
stay away you don't have many minorities oh
away you don't have many minorities oh dude
dude yes yes like yes we
yes yes like yes we do I was just going off of
do I was just going off of cold
minorities I hate minorities are like huh
huh it's sub degrees move there minorities
it's sub degrees move there minorities know how coats work okay like it's fine
know how coats work okay like it's fine nice talking you prove me wrong no no
nice talking you prove me wrong no no can I tell you about no I've never told
can I tell you about no I've never told my astral story dude Iowa
my astral story dude Iowa demographics they don't even they don't
demographics they don't even they don't even [ __ ] it on Google they don't even
even [ __ ] it on Google they don't even break it down there you go by [ __ ]
break it down there you go by [ __ ] like white black Hispanic they break it
like white black Hispanic they break it down by which part of Europe you're from
down by which part of Europe you're from I'm dead [ __ ] serious wa wait let me
I'm dead [ __ ] serious wa wait let me see
see this are you the right kind of white boy
this are you the right kind of white boy iows are primary Western European
iows are primary Western European descent with large German can tell 35%
descent with large German can tell 35% Irish 30 dude you guys are going to fit
Irish 30 dude you guys are going to fit no 133% show
no 133% show tweak 133% of y'all are living there
tweak 133% of y'all are living there there's definitely not Mexican on 18% of
there's definitely not Mexican on 18% of the population of Iowa makes 50% of the
the population of Iowa makes 50% of the potatoes Norwegian there is how many I'm
potatoes Norwegian there is how many I'm going to Google Mexicans in Iowa can I
going to Google Mexicans in Iowa can I tell you my Asheville story real quick
tell you my Asheville story real quick it's just like we just say no Cody's
it's just like we just say no Cody's like I know Mexicans in Iowa put big
like I know Mexicans in Iowa put big Kanye energy with somebody in Paris it's
Kanye energy with somebody in Paris it's cool everyone just cut me off I don't
cool everyone just cut me off I don't give a [ __ ] that's fine Cody let's hear
give a [ __ ] that's fine Cody let's hear your story okay so Asheville
your story okay so Asheville 2017 I'm going through there I'm making
2017 I'm going through there I'm making a vlog and like I you know I'm doing my
a vlog and like I you know I'm doing my Vlog thing I'm like haha this is fun
Vlog thing I'm like haha this is fun this is fuing cool and we get this this
this is fuing cool and we get this this this one guy who's like tatted up and
this one guy who's like tatted up and just has like all these piercings on his
just has like all these piercings on his face and [ __ ] and he flicks me off and
face and [ __ ] and he flicks me off and I'm like all right I'm not going to do
I'm like all right I'm not going to do anything about that where are you for
anything about that where are you for context like Ashville North Carolina
context like Ashville North Carolina like talk like where were you like in a
like talk like where were you like in a restaurant or yeah yeah we were just
restaurant or yeah yeah we were just we're in the P the Public Square there
we're in the P the Public Square there in the middle of Asheville and
in the middle of Asheville and um so I get home I edit the Vlog I put
um so I get home I edit the Vlog I put it out and someone was like Hey that guy
it out and someone was like Hey that guy just got arrested and so the dude that
just got arrested and so the dude that flicked me off the tattooed up [ __ ]
flicked me off the tattooed up [ __ ] everything on on his on his eyes and
everything on on his on his eyes and stuff it turned out he got arrested for
stuff it turned out he got arrested for they like took a a cat and they shoved a
they like took a a cat and they shoved a bunch of needles into it and uh sorry
bunch of needles into it and uh sorry this is this is a [ __ ] sad story but
this is this is a [ __ ] sad story but they shoved a bunch
they shoved a bunch of no I'm Ser I'm serious like I like
of no I'm Ser I'm serious like I like Cody's story like let me follow this
Cody's story like let me follow this with his assassin no dude I I just I
with his assassin no dude I I just I just had him on camera and he flicked me
just had him on camera and he flicked me off and I was like I'm not not going to
off and I was like I'm not not going to beat his [ __ ] ass and um yeah I get
beat his [ __ ] ass and um yeah I get home and I upload it and then people are
home and I upload it and then people are commenting and I go back and I'm like
commenting and I go back and I'm like holy [ __ ] this guy just got arrested for
holy [ __ ] this guy just got arrested for shoving a bunch of hypodermic needles
shoving a bunch of hypodermic needles needles in [ __ ] cats Jesus Christ so
needles in [ __ ] cats Jesus Christ so I don't know that's my story that's all
I don't know that's my story that's all I had there how long have you been doing
I had there how long have you been doing YouTube man eight years now holy [ __ ]
YouTube man eight years now holy [ __ ] it's impressive how long have you been
it's impressive how long have you been doing YouTube like two years go [ __ ]
doing YouTube like two years go [ __ ] your [ __ ] you what do you want me to do
your [ __ ] you what do you want me to do not that you don't deserve the success
not that you don't deserve the success that you had because you absolutely do
that you had because you absolutely do you're one of the only content creators
you're one of the only content creators that I watch pretty much everything they
that I watch pretty much everything they do you're also going to however you're
do you're also going to however you're going to surpass us all but it is very
going to surpass us all but it is very irritating from our perspective oh
irritating from our perspective oh there's 6% Mexicans in Iowa yeah I got
him i j thought you were talking to Eli no I was talking to Brandon on that
no I was talking to Brandon on that actually I got lucky the internet going
actually I got lucky the internet going to say with my meteoric
rise bro 6% I got lucky that's all they need is right I want dude [ __ ] Lawn
need is right I want dude [ __ ] Lawn Care is so godamn expensive in more
Care is so godamn expensive in more Mexicans 100 D oh dude they're the best
Mexicans 100 D oh dude they're the best why it's like on like generally speaking
why it's like on like generally speaking probably my favorite group why oh uh
probably my favorite group why oh uh well so like I married the farmer's
well so like I married the farmer's daughter legitimately like my in-laws
daughter legitimately like my in-laws grow beef cattle so I can get so like oh
grow beef cattle so I can get so like oh that's awesome there's this weird thing
that's awesome there's this weird thing that happens where as opposed to what
that happens where as opposed to what kind of cattle like uh milking cows or
kind of cattle like uh milking cows or what like different types of cattle for
what like different types of cattle for different types of things like just
different types of things like just general well all right that makes sense
general well all right that makes sense like like they raise beef cattle like to
like like they raise beef cattle like to get slaughtered to get that was also a
get slaughtered to get that was also a genuine question what like raise like
genuine question what like raise like bison [ __ ] milk cows or different types
bison [ __ ] milk cows or different types of um cows but so they ra they raise
of um cows but so they ra they raise beef cattle and there's this thing with
beef cattle and there's this thing with all the laws where if a a cow a beef cow
all the laws where if a a cow a beef cow shows up with any type of injury they
shows up with any type of injury they can't have it slaughtered um so like if
can't have it slaughtered um so like if it has a broken leg that cow's done and
it has a broken leg that cow's done and that's like $8 to $10,000 worth of money
that's like $8 to $10,000 worth of money that that cow's worth that that farmer
that that cow's worth that that farmer is just out now because like it broke
is just out now because like it broke its leg getting loaded onto the trailer
its leg getting loaded onto the trailer to go to the slaughter house and they're
to go to the slaughter house and they're just like [ __ ] you eat it because we
just like [ __ ] you eat it because we think that you abuse the animal or
think that you abuse the animal or whatever now so we can't take it so
whatever now so we can't take it so there will be like you know there'll be
there will be like you know there'll be like butchers or whatever and they
like butchers or whatever and they slaughter them themselves and then it's
slaughter them themselves and then it's like that's what the family eats and
like that's what the family eats and that's what they give to their friends
that's what they give to their friends and so you get like super cheap ground
and so you get like super cheap ground beef and steaks and all this [ __ ] and um
beef and steaks and all this [ __ ] and um I do construction so obviously I know a
I do construction so obviously I know a lot of Hispanic families and they're
lot of Hispanic families and they're like bro obviously can you get me can
like bro obviously can you get me can you explain that remark yeah explain
you explain that remark yeah explain yeah they typically do construction
yeah they typically do construction good at it I don't know but holy [ __ ]
good at it I don't know but holy [ __ ] are they fast at it do you know many mud
are they fast at it do you know many mud people
people huh no they mostly do concrete and
huh no they mostly do concrete and framing where I'm from
framing where I'm from hey that's a a deep cut for the podcast
hey that's a a deep cut for the podcast but no so like they're always like bro
but no so like they're always like bro can you get me some some langua can you
can you get me some some langua can you get me cow tongue I'm like [ __ ] yeah I
get me cow tongue I'm like [ __ ] yeah I can like none of the people around that
can like none of the people around that in in Iowa eat cow tongue I'm like I'll
in in Iowa eat cow tongue I'm like I'll get you oh yeah nobody a uh they don't
get you oh yeah nobody a uh they don't do intestines but like I have some of
do intestines but like I have some of them that want like they're like bro can
them that want like they're like bro can you get me a head I was like what do you
you get me a head I was like what do you mean they're like just [ __ ] cut the
mean they're like just [ __ ] cut the head off and give me the head we're
head off and give me the head we're going to put the whole head in a Crock
going to put the whole head in a Crock poot mixed stew and eat all the muscle
poot mixed stew and eat all the muscle of I'm like that sounds dope can i b you
of I'm like that sounds dope can i b you have I'll get you a head if I can have
have I'll get you a head if I can have some and they're like oh for sure and
some and they're like oh for sure and then they just like give me all this
then they just like give me all this [ __ ] dope ass food it's fantastic
[ __ ] dope ass food it's fantastic dude Mano I had to hide from Sav what it
dude Mano I had to hide from Sav what it was initially cuz I was like intestines
was initially cuz I was like intestines oh it's like chillings it's like a soup
oh it's like chillings it's like a soup full of just intestin oh dude it's
full of just intestin oh dude it's [ __ ] um it's not corn it's what's it
[ __ ] um it's not corn it's what's it called um [ __ ] we're bad at this we are
called um [ __ ] we're bad at this we are the worst Mexicans in the goddamn world
the worst Mexicans in the goddamn world I know what you're talking about though
I know what you're talking about though and and and and Tes it is the best
and and and and Tes it is the best hangover meal you will ever
hangover meal you will ever had Cody I [ __ ] no I've had chitlins
had Cody I [ __ ] no I've had chitlins before and it's the worst [ __ ] I've ever
before and it's the worst [ __ ] I've ever no if you had Mano or Mano my Mex the
no if you had Mano or Mano my Mex the same dude comment about the being
same dude comment about the being Mexican and hang over why why is your
Mexican and hang over why why is your not watched not updated since the
not watched not updated since the 29th oh
oh you're the last one that I've never gotten
gotten before I've never gotten it before so
before I've never gotten it before so long you piece of dude you just got me
long you piece of dude you just got me to actually soy Jack for
real oh yeah [ __ ] you guys Cody come back know this podcast is cool while it
back know this podcast is cool while it last Cody drives his TRX in through the
last Cody drives his TRX in through the L he kills us off
L he kills us off just run through the [ __ ] house with
just run through the [ __ ] house with just boom I know how to call him
just boom I know how to call him back what's up with you you doing threes
back what's up with you you doing threes go back that's not Cody
go back that's not Cody Behavior no they're out of zims right
Behavior no they're out of zims right now dude dude we never sit by each other
now dude dude we never sit by each other ever since I gave you the Wet Willie the
ever since I gave you the Wet Willie the first time we've never sat by each other
first time we've never sat by each other I don't want to sit by you
motherucker I didn't realize it was intentional I'm going sit by this dick
that was so good I I even looked at Cody's watch
like well no he boots me and he could me at any
at any moment Nick scares me
moment Nick scares me dude it's not that
dude it's not that bad the only thing that separates me and
bad the only thing that separates me and Nick is the gun that I
Nick is the gun that I have Nick is a scary person especially
have Nick is a scary person especially with his [ __ ] tank top no pants
with his [ __ ] tank top no pants running through the W [ __ ] I'm just
running through the W [ __ ] I'm just thinking like I'm thinking of Edward
thinking like I'm thinking of Edward from Twilight sprinting through the
from Twilight sprinting through the Pacific Northwest forest but you hear
Pacific Northwest forest but you hear his feet
his feet SL you [ __ ] tur into crypted dude
SL you [ __ ] tur into crypted dude the best text we ever got from Nick was
the best text we ever got from Nick was the morning the episode release it was
the morning the episode release it was like 2 hours later what the [ __ ] did you
like 2 hours later what the [ __ ] did you guys do and it's a picture of like dick
guys do and it's a picture of like dick saying like bro I have like DMS of me
saying like bro I have like DMS of me going like this with ram horns with a
going like this with ram horns with a giant blurred out cop
giant blurred out cop you're
you're welcome do we have more of those poop
welcome do we have more of those poop tea I want a poop tea oh also but
tea I want a poop tea oh also but speaking of like all how Tik Tok hates
speaking of like all how Tik Tok hates me for ranting about communism it's like
me for ranting about communism it's like a lot of people were talking [ __ ] and
a lot of people were talking [ __ ] and they're like wow these guys are
they're like wow these guys are sponsored by anheiser Bush and it's like
sponsored by anheiser Bush and it's like because I had like Bush lights on the
because I had like Bush lights on the table like we have zero drink sponsors
table like we have zero drink sponsors believe me no alcohol selling company is
believe me no alcohol selling company is going to sign off on this [ __ ] [ __ ]
going to sign off on this [ __ ] [ __ ] show that's why we call it poop tea cuz
show that's why we call it poop tea cuz all of them to say drink responsibly
all of them to say drink responsibly below their head right never happening
below their head right never happening believe me I'm not sponsored by anheiser
believe me I'm not sponsored by anheiser Bush and if I ever do get sponsored by
Bush and if I ever do get sponsored by anheiser Bush there will be there will
anheiser Bush there will be there will be
be signs I don't know what they're going to
signs I don't know what they're going to be but they're going be they're going to
be but they're going be they're going to be you're going to you're going to take
be you're going to you're going to take the [ __ ] anheiser you're just going
the [ __ ] anheiser you're just going to take like a bush light and put it on
to take like a bush light and put it on the
the coucho with your MP5 and everything else
coucho with your MP5 and everything else I've seen you put there that's my new
I've seen you put there that's my new favorite thing in life by the way I've
favorite thing in life by the way I've seen you do it quite a lot I've I've
seen you do it quite a lot I've I've bought a lot of things recently and put
bought a lot of things recently and put them on that couch I'm weird you're
them on that couch I'm weird you're right off casting couch and the amount
right off casting couch and the amount of people that are like it doesn't work
of people that are like it doesn't work that way yes it does it does yes it does
that way yes it does it does yes it does 100% I hate to break it to you but yeah
100% I hate to break it to you but yeah it does you almost had me dress up as
it does you almost had me dress up as Hannah that was going to be [ __ ]
Hannah that was going to be [ __ ] hilarious which we do this time 100% oh
hilarious which we do this time 100% oh 100% we're doing it by the time I I can
100% we're doing it by the time I I can read that text was like Hey can you put
read that text was like Hey can you put balloons as your tits I was like yeah I
balloons as your tits I was like yeah I mean we basically agreed that me gender
mean we basically agreed that me gender swap looks like your wife it's a little
swap looks like your wife it's a little scary honestly when Brandon did the the
scary honestly when Brandon did the the AI gender it looks for one I didn't do
AI gender it looks for one I didn't do it you [ __ ] it looks so much like my
it you [ __ ] it looks so much like my wife It's upsetting he gets a boner
wife It's upsetting he gets a boner around me every [ __ ] time it's a
around me every [ __ ] time it's a little weird now actually why you ask
little weird now actually why you ask him in to shave yeah just every time I'm
him in to shave yeah just every time I'm with Hannah I like tell me about it kids
with Hannah I like tell me about it kids like just why' I get bricked up on
like just why' I get bricked up on that collateral oh my God it's bad it's
that collateral oh my God it's bad it's really
saying oh it's good to have the gang back together every time we're around
back together every time we're around each other I'm like this is why this
each other I'm like this is why this exists right now yeah we are the
exists right now yeah we are the happiest guys the four best friends that
happiest guys the four best friends that anyone could have we
anyone could have we though no yeah Cody how you doing I
though no yeah Cody how you doing I don't know you guys want to [ __ ]
don't know you guys want to [ __ ] bully me more I no I was asking you you
bully me more I no I was asking you you the only one that didn't get booped for
the only one that didn't get booped for [ __ ] a year and a half okay I had to
[ __ ] a year and a half okay I had to get you eventually yeah cuz you wet
get you eventually yeah cuz you wet willed him you just [ __ ] his ear [ __ ]
willed him you just [ __ ] his ear [ __ ] off Conor you were like
off Conor you were like this that was good I don't care what he
this that was good I don't care what he he's the big brother that I want to
he's the big brother that I want to fight but I know it would just not go
fight but I know it would just not go well you I love that you boot me and
well you I love that you boot me and then the random light was like kill Nick
then the random light was like kill Nick dude I I I we were [ __ ] f at your was it
dude I I I we were [ __ ] f at your was it your birthday at your house that we
your birthday at your house that we celebrated oh yes I put on a surprise
celebrated oh yes I put on a surprise birthday so we had a surprise birthday
birthday so we had a surprise birthday party for you and we were [ __ ] just
party for you and we were [ __ ] just [ __ ] wrecked all my friends were like
[ __ ] wrecked all my friends were like should we do a surprise birthday for Eli
should we do a surprise birthday for Eli so we did that and I like s's like can I
so we did that and I like s's like can I have your concealed Carrie please Cody
have your concealed Carrie please Cody went to call by the way Cody went to hug
went to call by the way Cody went to hug me and I like arm dragged him just
me and I like arm dragged him just [ __ ] around and Cody like takes his
[ __ ] around and Cody like takes his gun out and sets on the let's keep going
gun out and sets on the let's keep going and it's just me and Cody wrestling on
and it's just me and Cody wrestling on the ti floor in Eli's kitchen for 20
the ti floor in Eli's kitchen for 20 minutes I love that all the rest of us
minutes I love that all the rest of us just immediately looked at that and went
just immediately looked at that and went all right that's fine whatever you guys
all right that's fine whatever you guys just kept eating tacos and talking let's
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Johnson is going to [ __ ] up all of us I can't wait such a good are you going to
can't wait such a good are you going to wrestle him no yeah do it dude that
wrestle him no yeah do it dude that [ __ ] just went and won I think
[ __ ] just went and won I think he won Worlds at brown belt or like he
he won Worlds at brown belt or like he was in so he he just got his black belt
was in so he he just got his black belt but right before that he went into a
but right before that he went into a brown belt competition PA pause pause
brown belt competition PA pause pause UFC champion and pound-for-pound for how
UFC champion and pound-for-pound for how many years [ __ ] like five to eight
many years [ __ ] like five to eight years he was pound-for-pound best 2010
years he was pound-for-pound best 2010 uh yeah he's incredible and just got his
uh yeah he's incredible and just got his what he just got his black belt
what he just got his black belt 2024 like pound-for-pound on the
2024 like pound-for-pound on the ultimate fighting champ Champion deadly
ultimate fighting champ Champion deadly as human with his hands for sure 100% he
as human with his hands for sure 100% he is also 53 and 130 lbs so yeah like
is also 53 and 130 lbs so yeah like right but hear me out the [ __ ]
right but hear me out the [ __ ] was in a brown belt jiu-jitsu tournament
was in a brown belt jiu-jitsu tournament at a high level up against another brown
at a high level up against another brown belt somebody that in theory is
belt somebody that in theory is comparable skill level to him and he
comparable skill level to him and he went into the absolute division absolute
went into the absolute division absolute means there's no weight classes oh God
means there's no weight classes oh God this [ __ ] was
this [ __ ] was 275 lb it looked like de Johnson was his
275 lb it looked like de Johnson was his child and Demetrius Johnson don't talk
child and Demetrius Johnson don't talk to me or my son ever he went in there
to me or my son ever he went in there and tapped the dude out finished him
and tapped the dude out finished him this dude literally threw him off of him
this dude literally threw him off of him multiple times and Demetri so like in
multiple times and Demetri so like in Jiu-Jitsu you can like pull guard where
Jiu-Jitsu you can like pull guard where you like pull the the bigger dude on top
you like pull the the bigger dude on top of you which is usually like The Meta
of you which is usually like The Meta strategy this guy [ __ ] Demetrius
strategy this guy [ __ ] Demetrius Johnson went in there and wrestled and
Johnson went in there and wrestled and took the significantly larger man down
took the significantly larger man down and then choked him out what what uh how
and then choked him out what what uh how much uh did the guy weigh like 275 so
much uh did the guy weigh like 275 so literally double his
literally double his weight Johnson was 125 when he granted
weight Johnson was 125 when he granted that's like his fighting weight so he's
that's like his fighting weight so he's probably 150 at most fully hydrated
probably 150 at most fully hydrated walking around yeah I don't think he cut
walking around yeah I don't think he cut very much weight literally twice his
very much weight literally twice his size and he just went in there and
size and he just went in there and choked the guy out it's like because you
choked the guy out it's like because you booped me I'm going to make him fight
booped me I'm going to make him fight you [ __ ] off no we're we're all fighting
you [ __ ] off no we're we're all fighting him I'm going to tell you right now I am
him I'm going to tell you right now I am signic peer boxis I've been doing like
signic peer boxis I've been doing like Jiu-Jitsu and martial arts for a long
Jiu-Jitsu and martial arts for a long time I'm significantly more scared of
time I'm significantly more scared of smaller guys than I am of bigger guys no
smaller guys than I am of bigger guys no like bigger guys is like he's going to
like bigger guys is like he's going to he's going to crush me it's going to be
he's going to crush me it's going to be really uncomfortable smaller guys just
really uncomfortable smaller guys just like that [ __ ] is going to
like that [ __ ] is going to teleport and be on my back and it's
teleport and be on my back and it's going to be awful like it's a l
going to be awful like it's a l situation it is very much true on how
situation it is very much true on how that works a lot of time Nick you booped
that works a lot of time Nick you booped me [ __ ] you guess who my friend is
me [ __ ] you guess who my friend is Demetrius
Demetrius Johnson this is a good this is a very
Johnson this is a good this is a very good pepper box episode I'm Boop him
good pepper box episode I'm Boop him too hell yeah you
too hell yeah you [ __ ]
[ __ ] fromer Demetrius Johnson is so [ __ ]
fromer Demetrius Johnson is so [ __ ] fast I bet I go huh and he just goes he
fast I bet I go huh and he just goes he looks and then still blocks it he's so
looks and then still blocks it he's so fast Jim Koch's [ __ ] time bottle
fast Jim Koch's [ __ ] time bottle starts playing as he just
starts playing as he just like no for sure he's so fast I picture
like no for sure he's so fast I picture this you go like this you're slaming
this you go like this you're slaming against the wall and he has you in an
against the wall and he has you in an arm
arm bar I'm getting suplexed the UN sign
bar I'm getting suplexed the UN sign breaks in half like what happened
breaks in half like what happened Brandon and I are back here
Brandon and I are back here like slow motion it's just the it's the
like slow motion it's just the it's the new X-Men quick silver scene just like
new X-Men quick silver scene just like [ __ ] oh Nick's
[ __ ] oh Nick's dead yeah yeah that's a I think we do
dead yeah yeah that's a I think we do like I want to see how cuz like the dude
like I want to see how cuz like the dude is so fast I want to see how fast that
is so fast I want to see how fast that like with some training how fast could
like with some training how fast could that dude draw a gun and fire we can I
that dude draw a gun and fire we can I bet it's insanely fast we can train him
bet it's insanely fast we can train him that's what I'm saying that's because we
that's what I'm saying that's because we have the boxing gym this can be a full
have the boxing gym this can be a full the gang does MMA the gang does UFC we
the gang does MMA the gang does UFC we go to Tony's Gym in the
go to Tony's Gym in the ring we all have to wrestle him nope I
ring we all have to wrestle him nope I not interested I'm not fight I I stand
not interested I'm not fight I I stand fight that's the one dude I'm like I'm
fight that's the one dude I'm like I'm going to get humbl
going to get humbl nope I I would rather Spar than than
nope I I would rather Spar than than roll that no we get a you you would you
roll that no we get a you you would you would rather roll trust me I can't I are
would rather roll trust me I can't I are you sure I'm a th% sure I kind of want
you sure I'm a th% sure I kind of want to know the gang who wants to see the
to know the gang who wants to see the gang does no you
gang does no you don't I'm not Johnson is now like he's
don't I'm not Johnson is now like he's don't get me wrong I don't think I will
don't get me wrong I don't think I will win by any means you don't understand
win by any means you don't understand how bad it's going to be Demetrius
how bad it's going to be Demetrius Johnson has climbed to the top of top of
Johnson has climbed to the top of top of the mountain and now he's just doing
the mountain and now he's just doing [ __ ] side quests he went he went in
[ __ ] side quests he went he went in and had like an exhibition match with
and had like an exhibition match with Rod Tang Rod Tang is like the best
Rod Tang Rod Tang is like the best [ __ ] Muay Thai Fighter on the planet
[ __ ] Muay Thai Fighter on the planet and they had a tournament where it was
and they had a tournament where it was like Rod Tang is ABS if you don't know
like Rod Tang is ABS if you don't know who he is he is the most terrifying
who he is he is the most terrifying fighter that is a dude that Rod Tang is
fighter that is a dude that Rod Tang is horrifying dude this is a guy that's
horrifying dude this is a guy that's like like if you watch his fights he
like like if you watch his fights he dude when he was he was fighting a world
dude when he was he was fighting a world champion and his he made this dude's
champion and his he made this dude's entire side literally black and blue cuz
entire side literally black and blue cuz he just kept kicking until the dude gave
he just kept kicking until the dude gave up Rod Tang well Rod Tang like breaks
up Rod Tang well Rod Tang like breaks his opponents because he'll like get
his opponents because he'll like get cracked with a super hard shot and he'll
cracked with a super hard shot and he'll look at him and
look at him and go I don't give a [ __ ] and then go in
go I don't give a [ __ ] and then go in there and beat [ __ ] oh yeah yeah like
there and beat [ __ ] oh yeah yeah like he's horrifying he's 10 and something
he's horrifying he's 10 and something fights in Demetrius went in there did a
fights in Demetrius went in there did a whole round of striking with him and did
whole round of striking with him and did pretty damn well considering did not get
pretty damn well considering did not get finished and then the next round was MMA
finished and then the next round was MMA and took him down and choked him out
and took him down and choked him out immediately Jesus it's horrifying so do
immediately Jesus it's horrifying so do we do the gang does MMA are do we all
we do the gang does MMA are do we all get to fight him at once I'm still not
get to fight him at once I'm still not optimistic but that's the only way I'm
optimistic but that's the only way I'm doing
doing it I think if we can I feel like he
it I think if we can I feel like he would he would go way harder on us if it
would he would go way harder on us if it was all against him which I don't think
was all against him which I don't think I want that smoke against he's going to
I want that smoke against he's going to [ __ ] crack Us in the face as hard as
[ __ ] crack Us in the face as hard as possible I do oneon-one and be like hey
possible I do oneon-one and be like hey it's like sparring
it's like sparring please I'm going say please at the end
please I'm going say please at the end of that statement please
of that statement please sir I I didn't tell you about this I had
sir I I didn't tell you about this I had a dream last night that I I had a uh
a dream last night that I I had a uh another boxing match that I took that
another boxing match that I took that was today with Tony
was today with Tony Gonzalez no it was some random [ __ ]
Gonzalez no it was some random [ __ ] YouTuber or whatever who was actually
YouTuber or whatever who was actually like looked like he could [ __ ] fight
like looked like he could [ __ ] fight I was like oh oh God I haven't boxed in
I was like oh oh God I haven't boxed in in Forever Eli help and you're like yeah
in Forever Eli help and you're like yeah man you didn't know about that I didn't
man you didn't know about that I didn't tell
tell you you didn't [ __ ] plan you have you
you you didn't [ __ ] plan you have you did that smug smile he's like you you
did that smug smile he's like you you have fun with that buddy like you were
have fun with that buddy like you were in my [ __ ] dream like yeah you you'll
Dr this [ __ ] like you got this buddy you're like oh
like you got this buddy you're like oh you'll do good all right bra's like this
you'll do good all right bra's like this is my worst nightmare that's a that is
is my worst nightmare that's a that is considered a nightmare that win thank
considered a nightmare that win thank you are we all going to do are we all
you are we all going to do are we all going to do fights on one card together
going to do fights on one card together I would love that I feel like that'd be
I would love that I feel like that'd be pretty cool who needs one I'm good I'll
pretty cool who needs one I'm good I'll take one got that was the funny part is
take one got that was the funny part is uh [ __ ] uh when we were doing the
uh [ __ ] uh when we were doing the fight through to Zone uh Keem was saying
fight through to Zone uh Keem was saying like dude it's so hard to fight F find
like dude it's so hard to fight F find somebody who will fight you I have no
somebody who will fight you I have no [ __ ] prior fight experience like I
[ __ ] prior fight experience like I had never thrown a punch outside of a
had never thrown a punch outside of a bar fight before 6 weeks before the
bar fight before 6 weeks before the [ __ ] Pro fight I took but they were
[ __ ] Pro fight I took but they were just like yeah this guy has a beard and
just like yeah this guy has a beard and shoots a bunch of guns we don't really
shoots a bunch of guns we don't really want to fight this guy which is crazy to
want to fight this guy which is crazy to see how that de that is like a
see how that de that is like a demoralized
demoralized like well I mean like kind of we we live
like well I mean like kind of we we live a life where like if you see our high
a life where like if you see our high highlight reel as just like a California
highlight reel as just like a California influencer you're like this guy could my
influencer you're like this guy could my [ __ ] I really don't want to be here so
[ __ ] I really don't want to be here so I going to can pro boxers have beards
I going to can pro boxers have beards yeah they can yeah how come none of them
yeah they can yeah how come none of them do cuz it's the little cushion or
do cuz it's the little cushion or whatever like yeah that's what saying
whatever like yeah that's what saying like I thought there was a rule that
like I thought there was a rule that like super high Lev pro boxers couldn't
like super high Lev pro boxers couldn't have beards I don't think so because
have beards I don't think so because like none of them I don't think like
like none of them I don't think like when I think of like Pro I mean
when I think of like Pro I mean obviously what you did was Pro but like
obviously what you did was Pro but like when I think of like somebody that's
when I think of like somebody that's like a pro boxer that's their actual
like a pro boxer that's their actual career path like none of them have
career path like none of them have beards ever I didn't think they could
beards ever I didn't think they could have beards cuz it was like one it's one
have beards cuz it was like one it's one it's a little bit of cushion but too it
it's a little bit of cushion but too it helps with like glancing and stuff so
helps with like glancing and stuff so like I thought that well I well they
like I thought that well I well they also rub Vaseline all over your face
also rub Vaseline all over your face beforehand which I think the Beards
beforehand which I think the Beards actually hurt cuz if you just have
actually hurt cuz if you just have vaseline on your skin yeah that's true
vaseline on your skin yeah that's true it it it actually like it helps with the
it it it actually like it helps with the glancing versus the beard I think
glancing versus the beard I think retains it better Keith Thurman John
retains it better Keith Thurman John rues Robert dur oh yeah D I'm talking
rues Robert dur oh yeah D I'm talking out of my ass by the way I have no they
out of my ass by the way I have no they had it just depends on his okay okay
had it just depends on his okay okay frer had one dude oh my God Peterson I I
frer had one dude oh my God Peterson I I say cuz like in Jiu-Jitsu like having a
say cuz like in Jiu-Jitsu like having a big ass beard and long hair makes like
big ass beard and long hair makes like it's an advantage almost cuz yeah cuz
it's an advantage almost cuz yeah cuz like if you have if if you have a beard
like if you have if if you have a beard down to here it's illegal to pull your
down to here it's illegal to pull your hair and now your beard is blocking your
hair and now your beard is blocking your [ __ ] neck so I can't choke you
[ __ ] neck so I can't choke you through it you know what I mean so like
through it you know what I mean so like it's kind of an advantage so like I I'd
it's kind of an advantage so like I I'd have a big ass beard if I was fighting
have a big ass beard if I was fighting it's well yeah that's the the Jiu-Jitsu
it's well yeah that's the the Jiu-Jitsu rules where it's illegal to pull the
rules where it's illegal to pull the hair but like it's like if you're
hair but like it's like if you're actually fighting somebody like that's
actually fighting somebody like that's the first [ __ ] thing you do I mean
the first [ __ ] thing you do I mean yeah it's also illegal in Jiu-Jitsu to
yeah it's also illegal in Jiu-Jitsu to throw a punch unless you're holding
throw a punch unless you're holding Fabric in your hand I'm going to grab
Fabric in your hand I'm going to grab your shirt and then punch it [ __ ]
your shirt and then punch it [ __ ] jerk across chin I'm going for a choke
jerk across chin I'm going for a choke what are you talking about I was
what are you talking about I was establishing a grip [ __ ] off we talking
establishing a grip [ __ ] off we talking about that earlier today where it's like
about that earlier today where it's like even for the chin strap yeah boxing it's
even for the chin strap yeah boxing it's like yeah I will I'll just be like Oh
like yeah I will I'll just be like Oh I'm moving my fist aside move your fist
I'm moving my fist aside move your fist aside so it can cross dude boxing and
aside so it can cross dude boxing and wrestling like as a like a Jiu-Jitsu
wrestling like as a like a Jiu-Jitsu person that's been doing it forever
person that's been doing it forever boxing and wrestling are the two most
boxing and wrestling are the two most horrifying like martial arts on the
horrifying like martial arts on the planet to me because it's like Jiu-Jitsu
planet to me because it's like Jiu-Jitsu is cool cuz there's like 50 different
is cool cuz there's like 50 different ways I could finish you and you don't
ways I could finish you and you don't know which way I'm coming wrestling
know which way I'm coming wrestling there's one way to win put that
there's one way to win put that [ __ ] shoulder blades on the
[ __ ] shoulder blades on the ground I know it's coming you know it's
ground I know it's coming you know it's coming it's going to be infinitely
coming it's going to be infinitely harder boxing I'm going to punch you in
harder boxing I'm going to punch you in the face I've got two arms to [ __ ] do
the face I've got two arms to [ __ ] do it I'm going to do it anyways so it's
it I'm going to do it anyways so it's like there's such a narrow path to
like there's such a narrow path to Victory the skill level of like yeah it
Victory the skill level of like yeah it can't be that hard to punch somebody the
can't be that hard to punch somebody the [ __ ] it's not it's super hard you them
[ __ ] it's not it's super hard you them you'd be wrong you want a reality check
you'd be wrong you want a reality check and fight somebody that boxes that is
and fight somebody that boxes that is the most humbl experience you will ever
the most humbl experience you will ever have is hey put on these gloves I know
have is hey put on these gloves I know how to fight I can't hit
how to fight I can't hit him that was our first we've said this a
him that was our first we've said this a million times the first time I ever
million times the first time I ever sparred you with like no experience I'm
sparred you with like no experience I'm thinking like I'm a guy I can throw a
thinking like I'm a guy I can throw a punch I've done it before like and I was
punch I've done it before like and I was like I'm a jab and just like he's just
like I'm a jab and just like he's just literally just like keeping me at a
literally just like keeping me at a distance with a jab alone and I just
distance with a jab alone and I just throw down my hands after like 2 minutes
throw down my hands after like 2 minutes I'm like Eli what am I learning what am
I'm like Eli what am I learning what am I what am I supposed to do because I
I what am I supposed to do because I don't know what to do right now this is
don't know what to do right now this is nothing like a Patrick swayy movie what
nothing like a Patrick swayy movie what is wrong I'm just getting punched in the
is wrong I'm just getting punched in the face and I hate it I understand so much
face and I hate it I understand so much this is the first 7 Seconds of my eye of
this is the first 7 Seconds of my eye of the tiger Montage but like seriously
the tiger Montage but like seriously what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do here
what the [ __ ] am I supposed to do here cuz you go in you're like I've Bari I've
cuz you go in you're like I've Bari I've SP I I've watched movies I know how this
SP I I've watched movies I know how this goes I can just do this and then a jab
goes I can just do this and then a jab enters the ring no you can't you get
enters the ring no you can't you get punched in the noes you it's a different
punched in the noes you it's a different skill set uh oh that's why I love hockey
skill set uh oh that's why I love hockey hockey is the most realistic fighting on
hockey is the most realistic fighting on the planet cuz hockey is like hockey is
the planet cuz hockey is like hockey is like step one establish the distance
like step one establish the distance step
step two everyone just punch over and over
two everyone just punch over and over until the ref stops it no in between God
until the ref stops it no in between God the like legitimately I watch a lot of
the like legitimately I watch a lot of [ __ ] documentaries and I Love Like
[ __ ] documentaries and I Love Like War [ __ ] the best documentary on the
War [ __ ] the best documentary on the planet is on Netflix and it's called ice
planet is on Netflix and it's called ice Guardians like you guys should watch
Guardians like you guys should watch you'd [ __ ] love it it's like um it's
you'd [ __ ] love it it's like um it's all about hockey and how hockey really
all about hockey and how hockey really cracked down on fighting and ever since
cracked down on fighting and ever since hockey cracked down on fighting the the
hockey cracked down on fighting the the amount of brain injuries has gone
amount of brain injuries has gone through the [ __ ]
through the [ __ ] roof it seems counterintuitive but back
roof it seems counterintuitive but back in the old like 990s early 2000s 80s all
in the old like 990s early 2000s 80s all of hockey there's always been the role
of hockey there's always been the role of like the enforcer right there was
of like the enforcer right there was always some just monster that like if
always some just monster that like if you [ __ ] with my skill players it's my
you [ __ ] with my skill players it's my job to [ __ ] you up like that's the rule
job to [ __ ] you up like that's the rule the eye of Sauron is just like the the
the eye of Sauron is just like the the Sean Shan will Scott
moviea was the don't touch my [ __ ] peret second rule you got any [ __ ]
peret second rule you got any [ __ ] perco setes right so like that was he
perco setes right so like that was he was the enforcer or whatever right and
was the enforcer or whatever right and the NHL cracked down on fighting and
the NHL cracked down on fighting and they basically got rid of that enforcer
they basically got rid of that enforcer Rule and what that meant was like now
Rule and what that meant was like now there was no direct consequences for
there was no direct consequences for like cheap shotting people so like now
like cheap shotting people so like now you have dudes going out there skating
you have dudes going out there skating at 30 m an hour throwing a elbow to the
at 30 m an hour throwing a elbow to the back of somebody's head and they know
back of somebody's head and they know they can get away with it because
they can get away with it because there's not some [ __ ] roided out
there's not some [ __ ] roided out monster that's going to come beat the
monster that's going to come beat the out of you right so now brain brain
out of you right so now brain brain injuries have just gone through the roof
injuries have just gone through the roof because there's no underlying threat of
because there's no underlying threat of violence yeah they're not scared of
violence yeah they're not scared of anything exactly so it basically green
anything exactly so it basically green lit cheap shots it's also it's also kind
lit cheap shots it's also it's also kind of like uh like boxing versus MMA cuz
of like uh like boxing versus MMA cuz like looking at it you think like MMA
like looking at it you think like MMA you have way lighter gloves like Pro
you have way lighter gloves like Pro fight's 10 oz gloves MMA is like what
fight's 10 oz gloves MMA is like what three and a half I 4 o right yeah
three and a half I 4 o right yeah uh you got that huge difference you got
uh you got that huge difference you got the the fact that they could just kick
the the fact that they could just kick you in the head you got all this [ __ ]
you in the head you got all this [ __ ] going for you and and uh you'd think
going for you and and uh you'd think like okay MMA is way more dangerous than
like okay MMA is way more dangerous than boxing it's not [ __ ] not even close
boxing it's not [ __ ] not even close it's like boxing is like 12 times as
it's like boxing is like 12 times as likely to kill you yeah there's been how
likely to kill you yeah there's been how many MMA desks has been like like five
many MMA desks has been like like five like a couple yeah total and most of
like a couple yeah total and most of those are like not at a super high level
those are like not at a super high level no versus boxing you know why boxing is
no versus boxing you know why boxing is dangerous because you can get knocked
dangerous because you can get knocked out four [ __ ] times and get back up
out four [ __ ] times and get back up and then have to fight more versus MMA
and then have to fight more versus MMA when you get staggered or dropped for
when you get staggered or dropped for the most part that's the end of it yeah
the most part that's the end of it yeah they're going to [ __ ] hammer
they're going to [ __ ] hammer Hammer F fist you and the rep's going to
Hammer F fist you and the rep's going to be like ah boxing you can get up over
be like ah boxing you can get up over and over and over so you could get
and over and over so you could get literally six times you get knocked down
literally six times you get knocked down six times you could get knocked out and
six times you could get knocked out and what would have been a finish in six MMA
what would have been a finish in six MMA fights and you can do have that all in
fights and you can do have that all in one boxing match and then these guys go
one boxing match and then these guys go out there like what's Floyd Mayweather
out there like what's Floyd Mayweather got 50 some odd [ __ ] fights not not
got 50 some odd [ __ ] fights not not that he gets knocked out but like just
that he gets knocked out but like just the volume of fights these guys do it's
the volume of fights these guys do it's like they have way worse brain because
like they have way worse brain because Fury versus usek that is a perfect
Fury versus usek that is a perfect example yusek in the ninth or 10th we
example yusek in the ninth or 10th we showed it Like Us [ __ ] just rocked
showed it Like Us [ __ ] just rocked Fury Fury is like like stumbling across
Fury Fury is like like stumbling across the ring and it was a solid 30 seconds
the ring and it was a solid 30 seconds where Fury is out on his feet and then
where Fury is out on his feet and then finally the ref was like hold up and did
finally the ref was like hold up and did a standing 10 count so you have a
a standing 10 count so you have a standing not hey homeboy [ __ ] out
standing not hey homeboy [ __ ] out this isn't like um even when to
this isn't like um even when to establish is this guy conscious who's
establish is this guy conscious who's the other guy he fought that dropped him
the other guy he fought that dropped him and fury got up like at the 10 Wilder
and fury got up like at the 10 Wilder Wilder he like got up like the [ __ ]
Wilder he like got up like the [ __ ] Undertaker 10 seconds Fury goes like or
Undertaker 10 seconds Fury goes like or seven Fury's like from W Wilder is
seven Fury's like from W Wilder is considered one of the hardest hitters of
considered one of the hardest hitters of all time he's got one of the coldest
all time he's got one of the coldest watchop and he stood up and he was like
watchop and he stood up and he was like uh yeah yes yeah Deontay Wilder yeah
uh yeah yes yeah Deontay Wilder yeah Deontay Wilder and fury got up from that
Deontay Wilder and fury got up from that [ __ ] punch which is absolutely insane
[ __ ] punch which is absolutely insane and then finish the fight and that
and then finish the fight and that became a meme like the the after he got
became a meme like the the after he got rocked he just gets up like whoa yeah he
rocked he just gets up like whoa yeah he was like what set up stood up Fury again
was like what set up stood up Fury again he lost the USC fight but it shows to
he lost the USC fight but it shows to show at like his heart because he
show at like his heart because he recovered from the usack lost it still
recovered from the usack lost it still but he recovered from that even the
but he recovered from that even the Wilder fight he recovered from it MMA
Wilder fight he recovered from it MMA other than um who was the one guy that
other than um who was the one guy that turned it around
Congo when he got knocked out three times and [ __ ] turned around and
times and [ __ ] turned around and knocked out Pat Barry cono we've met cat
knocked out Pat Barry cono we've met cat Congo mhm cat Congo is the tallest most
Congo mhm cat Congo is the tallest most scary dude you ever met he's been at the
scary dude you ever met he's been at the burn events uh oh yeah yeah French
burn events uh oh yeah yeah French kickboxer looks like a godamn Calvin
kickboxer looks like a godamn Calvin Klein model he was when we when they
Klein model he was when we when they opened up the the brcc Bernie store he
opened up the the brcc Bernie store he was out there cck was there check is 66
was out there cck was there check is 66 64
64 solid [ __ ] muscle dude this is like
solid [ __ ] muscle dude this is like the tallest French black man you would
the tallest French black man you would never I remember when he walked up I was
never I remember when he walked up I was like you're a fighter cuz I didn't
like you're a fighter cuz I didn't recognize him at first he was like and I
recognize him at first he was like and I was like holy [ __ ] you are he was dude
was like holy [ __ ] you are he was dude he was so nice like you're saying he's
he was so nice like you're saying he's 66 and I was just like very nice to meet
66 and I was just like very nice to meet you sir D it's like it's all these guys
you sir D it's like it's all these guys please be my friend like the guys that
please be my friend like the guys that like can easily kill you with their
like can easily kill you with their hands of the guys that have killed like
hands of the guys that have killed like God knows more people than pancreatic
God knows more people than pancreatic cancer like most of the time
cancer like most of the time they're like deltic boys or whatever
they're like deltic boys or whatever they're like the nicest [ __ ] people
they're like the nicest [ __ ] people cuz it's like what they've got nothing
cuz it's like what they've got nothing to prove zero zero to prove they just
to prove zero zero to prove they just get to go through life like just they
get to go through life like just they they no one will fight me I will [ __ ]
they no one will fight me I will [ __ ] wreck them they're like the chillest
wreck them they're like the chillest guys ever because they know their
guys ever because they know their position in life they're like I don't
position in life they're like I don't have to show off no period ever in my
have to show off no period ever in my life which is why the people that can
life which is why the people that can skin you uh what is it uh stem to
skin you uh what is it uh stem to sternum
sternum people yeah go back a couple podcast to
people yeah go back a couple podcast to stern you are going to be defeated by
stern you are going to be defeated by diabetes so check if you want to watch
diabetes so check if you want to watch the scariest knockout Czech was one
the scariest knockout Czech was one conus Pat Barry dude he was out on his
conus Pat Barry dude he was out on his feet check is just
feet check is just like [ __ ] ragd doll simulator just
like [ __ ] ragd doll simulator just bouncing around getting knocked out
bouncing around getting knocked out getting knocked out he showed me that
getting knocked out he showed me that one I think and he should have been
one I think and he should have been knocked out like the ref should have
knocked out like the ref should have stopped that fight and thank got he
stopped that fight and thank got he didn't because then Chad goes like
didn't because then Chad goes like this and just [ __ ] drops him and the
this and just [ __ ] drops him and the dude goes instantly knocks the dude out
dude goes instantly knocks the dude out that's uh you know uh Rose nunas like
that's uh you know uh Rose nunas like one of the that's uh her husband wait no
one of the that's uh her husband wait no [ __ ] Pat Barry yeah that's who that was
[ __ ] Pat Barry yeah that's who that was Pat Barry was knocking the out of chap
Pat Barry was knocking the out of chap cono for 30d imagine you're beating a
cono for 30d imagine you're beating a dude's ass where he is stumbling he's
dude's ass where he is stumbling he's falling getting back up and he is just
falling getting back up and he is just discombobulated the entire time and
discombobulated the entire time and you're like what the [ __ ] I just got to
you're like what the [ __ ] I just got to hit this guy one more time he'll go down
hit this guy one more time he'll go down and then that [ __ ] dude flaing L
and then that [ __ ] dude flaing L around just like I'm knocked out throws
around just like I'm knocked out throws a hook and crushes your soul and you
a hook and crushes your soul and you just collapse instantly completely out
just collapse instantly completely out this is 30 seconds of beating a dude's
this is 30 seconds of beating a dude's ass that you think is out for the count
ass that you think is out for the count and then he just throws a random hook
and then he just throws a random hook and you drop and don't know what's going
and you drop and don't know what's going on who's a ref that had have been Herb
on who's a ref that had have been Herb Dean or big oh that's a Herb Dean was a
Dean or big oh that's a Herb Dean was a really good or he's not paying attention
really good or he's not paying attention to [ __ ] off so I went out to California
to [ __ ] off so I went out to California for a couple days yeah and do you know
for a couple days yeah and do you know who I made friends with over everyone
who I made friends with over everyone every every other man in California
every every other man in California Gavin Nome it was Gavin Nome no so like
Gavin Nome it was Gavin Nome no so like I'm I wed around California for a couple
I'm I wed around California for a couple days right when when was this sorry last
days right when when was this sorry last week no [ __ ] yeah yeah what part of
week no [ __ ] yeah yeah what part of California San Diego okay yeah I just
California San Diego okay yeah I just went out there wanted to make peace with
went out there wanted to make peace with Mother ocean um so I went out there and
Mother ocean um so I went out there and I was hanging out with with a couple
I was hanging out with with a couple people and like I couldn't make friends
people and like I couldn't make friends with anyone dude Cody I I my favorite
with anyone dude Cody I I my favorite text is like yo what's wrong with all
text is like yo what's wrong with all these dudes out here
these dudes out here they there were these dudes who had like
they there were these dudes who had like super hot girlfriends and stuff but they
super hot girlfriends and stuff but they were like hey man you want me to buy you
were like hey man you want me to buy you something you want me to buy you a drink
something you want me to buy you a drink and like they you know they're just
and like they you know they're just being [ __ ] okay I'm not going to say
being [ __ ] okay I'm not going to say the word again but that's just they just
the word again but that's just they just they just didn't act like men and the
they just didn't act like men and the only two dudes that made friends with
only two dudes that made friends with out there were two Jiu-Jitsu black bels
out there were two Jiu-Jitsu black bels and they were like hey man you want to
and they were like hey man you want to come [ __ ] hang out with us I was like
come [ __ ] hang out with us I was like hell yeah dude I'll come and hang out
hell yeah dude I'll come and hang out with you I don't know it's just a
with you I don't know it's just a testament
testament to who was it what who was it the dudes
to who was it what who was it the dudes yeah no there's two friends that I met
yeah no there's two friends that I met in a bar but no every every dude out in
in a bar but no every every dude out in California that I met in San Diego cuz I
California that I met in San Diego cuz I I just went out there for a couple days
I just went out there for a couple days clear my head [ __ ] wanted to surf for
clear my head [ __ ] wanted to surf for a little bit and dude every seriously
a little bit and dude every seriously every dude out there just like talk like
every dude out there just like talk like a
a woman was I was like so thrown off by
woman was I was like so thrown off by it like you I love J laughing I just
it like you I love J laughing I just love the corner over here just laughing
love the corner over here just laughing right
right now there's probably a lot of guys who
now there's probably a lot of guys who are watching the podcast that are
are watching the podcast that are Americans but they've never traveled
Americans but they've never traveled America like we we've had a really blast
America like we we've had a really blast opportunity you know go from California
opportunity you know go from California to East Coast like everywhere in between
to East Coast like everywhere in between see all the different like types of
see all the different like types of people and there's the meme of you know
people and there's the meme of you know like the californ [ __ ] hippie like
like the californ [ __ ] hippie like soft-handed [ __ ] and everyone else
soft-handed [ __ ] and everyone else accurate it is so [ __ ]
accurate it is so [ __ ] accurate it it it is that is a real
accurate it it it is that is a real thing these [ __ ] California Cowboys
thing these [ __ ] California Cowboys that have never lifted a weight in their
that have never lifted a weight in their goddamn life like it's that's a thing
goddamn life like it's that's a thing Sav and I were talking about this last
Sav and I were talking about this last night we're like cuz she was like how do
night we're like cuz she was like how do dudes talk like this how like from both
dudes talk like this how like from both ends of the spectrum where you have like
ends of the spectrum where you have like super nerdy I'm just like I'm putting
super nerdy I'm just like I'm putting somebody on a medal or that where it's
somebody on a medal or that where it's like hey what's up and you don't know
like hey what's up and you don't know you're just like No Man Behind you but
you're just like No Man Behind you but you're acting like that it's [ __ ]
you're acting like that it's [ __ ] crazy you can live that lifestyle and be
crazy you can live that lifestyle and be like hey you know how you do this hey
like hey you know how you do this hey guys quick quick just lesson for all of
guys quick quick just lesson for all of you out there it's like B treat everyone
you out there it's like B treat everyone equally yeah don't put anyone on a
equally yeah don't put anyone on a pestal if you want [ __ ] [ __ ] you
pestal if you want [ __ ] [ __ ] you know what the best opportunity is treat
know what the best opportunity is treat them like a friend don't put them on a
them like a friend don't put them on a PE will be like oh you're unattainable
PE will be like oh you're unattainable that's never going to work for you also
that's never going to work for you also when you're dude just be a [ __ ] dude
when you're dude just be a [ __ ] dude like be a dude if you want to go shoot
like be a dude if you want to go shoot guns if you want to go have fun if you
guns if you want to go have fun if you want to surf masculinity is not a
want to surf masculinity is not a problem no it's never a bad thing to
problem no it's never a bad thing to just be a [ __ ] dude I think everybody
just be a [ __ ] dude I think everybody at the table kind of proves the fact
at the table kind of proves the fact like you can like [ __ ] anime for you
like you can like [ __ ] anime for you guys you can uh hi you know you can like
guys you can uh hi you know you can like video games you can be a nerd you can be
video games you can be a nerd you can be an autist but then at the same time you
an autist but then at the same time you can also shower use deodorant have a
can also shower use deodorant have a firm handshake and know how to beat up a
firm handshake and know how to beat up a [ __ ] those aren't mutually
[ __ ] those aren't mutually exclusive you can know all of the things
exclusive you can know all of the things literally the been doing been doing J
literally the been doing been doing J for a long time the autistic ones are
for a long time the autistic ones are the scariest for sure you guys have a
the scariest for sure you guys have a superpower you haven't even you haven't
superpower you haven't even you haven't even started that [ __ ] skill tree
even started that [ __ ] skill tree dude no unfortunately you unlock that
dude no unfortunately you unlock that skill train and a lot of you like I
skill train and a lot of you like I really like jiujitsu girls come after
really like jiujitsu girls come after you like you're not
you like you're not jitu there's there's nothing like I'm
jitu there's there's nothing like I'm like I'm the co like I'm like it's me
like I'm the co like I'm like it's me and my best friend Calvin are the top
and my best friend Calvin are the top dudes at our gym Calvin owns it and like
dudes at our gym Calvin owns it and like I'm the right-hand man I'm a higher rank
I'm the right-hand man I'm a higher rank than he is and it's
than he is and it's like whenever there's some new guy that
like whenever there's some new guy that comes in we have to roll with them and
comes in we have to roll with them and it's like they're not mean but like
it's like they're not mean but like these dudes come in and it's like their
these dudes come in and it's like their [ __ ] delts are connected to their
[ __ ] delts are connected to their earlobes and they're like I wrestled for
earlobes and they're like I wrestled for a little while
a little while my entire [ __ ] life Jesus Christ this
my entire [ __ ] life Jesus Christ this is going to be horrible especially when
is going to be horrible especially when they say a little while like I Wrestled
they say a little while like I Wrestled a little and you're like your entire
a little and you're like your entire life bro it's always like 20 years I was
life bro it's always like 20 years I was like cuz every time it's like yeah okay
like cuz every time it's like yeah okay fill out the paperwork your name you
fill out the paperwork your name you know sign the waiver in case you get
know sign the waiver in case you get hurt whatever whatever yada yada you
hurt whatever whatever yada yada you ever done Jiu-Jitsu no you ever done
ever done Jiu-Jitsu no you ever done Judo no you ever Wrestled a little bit I
Judo no you ever Wrestled a little bit I go what's a little bit I D1 for 4 years
go what's a little bit I D1 for 4 years I almost made it
I almost made it Olympics I'm like [ __ ] this guy's going
Olympics I'm like [ __ ] this guy's going to try to kill me he's going to be so
to try to kill me he's going to be so absurdly strong it's insane it's the
absurdly strong it's insane it's the worst he's just dude I will say with
worst he's just dude I will say with tism and fighting it it's fun dude it is
tism and fighting it it's fun dude it is a joy Brandon will tell you when I get
a joy Brandon will tell you when I get in a ring I'm very happy about it like
in a ring I'm very happy about it like it's annoying as [ __ ] I hate it I am the
it's annoying as [ __ ] I hate it I am the happiest person where I'm at peace in a
happiest person where I'm at peace in a ring I'm like I get a fight like and I
ring I'm like I get a fight like and I am at peace where I'm like this is my
am at peace where I'm like this is my face
face you want like and I didn't know that was
you want like and I didn't know that was [ __ ] weird until I started fighting
[ __ ] weird until I started fighting other people I'm like why aren't they
other people I'm like why aren't they happy fighting apparently that's not a
happy fighting apparently that's not a happy place to be Valley imagine a
happy place to be Valley imagine a smiling face punching you in the
smiling face punching you in the head it is my happiest place I'm like
head it is my happiest place I'm like yeah I got a fight yeah you got a fight
yeah I got a fight yeah you got a fight like ha all right I like trains and I
like ha all right I like trains and I like punching people in the face it's
like punching people in the face it's [ __ ] this guy's going to be really good
[ __ ] this guy's going to be really good at it
at it oh no he's a train conductor he's going
oh no he's a train conductor he's going to beat my ass it's the worst it's like
to beat my ass it's the worst it's like shooting too like anything where it's
shooting too like anything where it's just that is their their happy Zone bro
just that is their their happy Zone bro I've been I've been going out and
I've been I've been going out and shooting with Pew viw all the time now
shooting with Pew viw all the time now cuz he's like 30 minutes from my house I
cuz he's like 30 minutes from my house I swear to God that guy is autistic about
swear to God that guy is autistic about shooting that is the only guy where we
shooting that is the only guy where we talked about earlier PE viw we play ace
talked about earlier PE viw we play ace VR he
VR he shoots I I will beat his score he will
shoots I I will beat his score he will come back and he's like dude that took
come back and he's like dude that took me six tries I was
me six tries I was like
like dude well I was talking like I've talked
dude well I was talking like I've talked to people and they're like yeah you know
to people and they're like yeah you know like he what he does is impressive in
like he what he does is impressive in his videos but like it's like this you
his videos but like it's like this you know it's probably like a dude perfect
know it's probably like a dude perfect situation like how many tries take him I
situation like how many tries take him I went to his gun range and shot with
went to his gun range and shot with him borderline not [ __ ] edited that
him borderline not [ __ ] edited that dude literally walks out is like 170
dude literally walks out is like 170 yards with a 3-in barrel pistol
yards with a 3-in barrel pistol one-handed Ding and just [ __ ] drops
one-handed Ding and just [ __ ] drops the target it's insane so for reference
the target it's insane so for reference on HR there is one uh what is the 10 cm
on HR there is one uh what is the 10 cm thing you know the the 10 cenim from 25
thing you know the the 10 cenim from 25 25 yard oh I know that I know what
25 yard oh I know that I know what you're talking about I don't know the
you're talking about I don't know the name of it it took him six times to
name of it it took him six times to [ __ ] score you could just say like 3
[ __ ] score you could just say like 3 4 in we're Americans it's you know is it
4 in we're Americans it's you know is it three I don't know the in 10 cm yeah is
three I don't know the in 10 cm yeah is that three like 3.4 in I'm going to say
that three like 3.4 in I'm going to say because I don't know metric so this Nick
because I don't know metric so this Nick will tell you about this fat electrician
will tell you about this fat electrician will tell you how [ __ ] difficult this
will tell you how [ __ ] difficult this one is at 25 yards cuz I told him about
one is at 25 yards cuz I told him about this shot group 3.9 in yeah 4 in 4
this shot group 3.9 in yeah 4 in 4 inches I told Nick I was like hey
inches I told Nick I was like hey someone say too
someone say too big some might say that some might say
big some might say that some might say average I don't know why they don't it's
average I don't know why they don't it's adequate no honey you're fine the the
adequate no honey you're fine the the tight ones hurt me the big ones hurt me
tight ones hurt me the big ones hurt me not the tight ones it's how you use it
not the tight ones it's how you use it babe that's your experience I mean it
babe that's your experience I mean it hurts when they like sneeze it's like a
hurts when they like sneeze it's like a cigar cutter they put a kink in it like
cigar cutter they put a kink in it like a balloon animals poodle tail you know
a balloon animals poodle tail you know what I'm talking about you have that
happen Conor's about to die he's com me to snort on the [ __ ] podcast Jesus
to snort on the [ __ ] podcast Jesus Christ so was you the one I'm sorry this
Christ so was you the one I'm sorry this is a total tangent was it you the one
is a total tangent was it you the one that was telling me about the
that was telling me about the PlayStation yeah wait what wait hold on
PlayStation yeah wait what wait hold on what
what I was hoping that was you I was thinking
I was hoping that was you I was thinking about this like 3 days
about this like 3 days ago okay go on I'm lost we were we were
ago okay go on I'm lost we were we were in like Salt Lake I think we were in
in like Salt Lake I think we were in Salt Lake City like my best friend he
Salt Lake City like my best friend he was the best man at my wedding we were
was the best man at my wedding we were like in high school at the time I've
like in high school at the time I've been with my wife like since high school
been with my wife like since high school and he's
and he's like bro I just don't like going down on
like bro I just don't like going down on women I'm like why he's like it just it
women I'm like why he's like it just it doesn't taste that good and I was like
doesn't taste that good and I was like was it sour and he's like
was it sour and he's like no and I'm like did it taste like
no and I'm like did it taste like ravioli and pennies and he's like oh my
ravioli and pennies and he's like oh my God how did you know that I'm like she
God how did you know that I'm like she was she was like just about to go on her
was she was like just about to go on her period or just got off her period try
period or just got off her period try again in a couple days and I go good
again in a couple days and I go good tastes like the heat coming out the back
tastes like the heat coming out the back of a
PlayStation and I'm right every dude in this [ __ ] podcast now was just
this [ __ ] podcast now was just started cracking
started cracking up that [ __ ] smells like hot electronics
up that [ __ ] smells like hot electronics and it's
and it's perfect I uh nothing why you blushing s
perfect I uh nothing why you blushing s why you blushing you know it's going to
why you blushing you know it's going to be fantastic when she takes her pants
be fantastic when she takes her pants off and it smells like she's been mining
off and it smells like she's been mining for Bitcoin all night it's going to be
for Bitcoin all night it's going to be great
I just a daily reminder my parents watch this
this podcast your dad
podcast your dad knows
[ __ ] go [ __ ] myself give me that Bitcoin
baby oh Jesus Christ non fungible tokens oh they're fungible all right
tokens oh they're fungible all right I don't even know where I going what
I don't even know where I going what were we [ __ ] talk about before
were we [ __ ] talk about before that you lost sorry about that I I
that you lost sorry about that I I remember that randomly like a week ago
remember that randomly like a week ago and I'm like I swear to go that had to
and I'm like I swear to go that had to be Nick that's a [ __ ] Nick Story it's
be Nick that's a [ __ ] Nick Story it's got to be a Nick Story it's one of my
got to be a Nick Story it's one of my better
better bits I don't even know where my story
bits I don't even know where my story was now Cody how you feel about that
was now Cody how you feel about that statement deleted Cody you remember the
statement deleted Cody you remember the Salt Lake PlayStation bit about
Salt Lake PlayStation bit about eating no oh what you don't remember
eating no oh what you don't remember this which one tell me if I'm right okay
this which one tell me if I'm right okay we're going in good smells like the heat
we're going in good smells like the heat coming out the back of a PlayStation oh
coming out the back of a PlayStation oh my God
yes is that what you guys were doing while yeah yeah sorry I had to take a PE
while yeah yeah sorry I had to take a PE break Jesus
Christ that's easily the one of the best yet most most vulgar bits we've ever
yet most most vulgar bits we've ever done on the podcast so relatable 100
done on the podcast so relatable 100 it's a th% accurate
it's a th% accurate though I'll die on this
hill tweaks over there dying Conor is Con I think Conor just [ __ ]
Con I think Conor just [ __ ] himself sunglasses across the yard most
himself sunglasses across the yard most accurate [ __ ] my
life Trout's about to die I don't I don't know what this
die I don't I don't know what this episode's going to look like but I know
episode's going to look like but I know it's going to look better on pepper
it's going to look better on pepper box smells like PlayStation turning off
box smells like PlayStation turning off can you
can you say [ __ ]
say [ __ ] eating I think it's a great time for
eating I think it's a great time for them to this Cody closes
them to this Cody closes house that bit went about 5 minutes
house that bit went about 5 minutes longer than it should have been you want
longer than it should have been you want me to close it out close it out thank
me to close it out close it out thank you guys for joining the unsubscribed
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