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So,
what does this mean? Uh, this means
people are going to be spamming me with
friendly battles non-stop for the next
two weeks until I can reset it. And I
have to unad 200 different people. So,
basically, because my friend link uh got
leaked, I literally have to unad 200
different people. So, this is Chop
Chatter. This is literally Chop Chatter.
Hopefully, we can unad some people soon. Now,
Now,
did any like really good players add me
or no? Maybe. Now chat, it's time to get
top 1k today. It's time to get top 1k
today. Now, how much do we need? We're
at 2161 right now in the world. Let's
All right, let's go. The medals aren't
going to go get themselves. The medals
are not going to get themselves, bro.
Chat, the medals are not going to get
Chat, who's fielding a Pekka first play?
Type a me in the chat if fielding a pack
of first play. The reason why I'm
hesitating on my Pekka is because I'm
letting it cook to 16. Nice guy. [Applause]
Okay, lock in.
I hate goblin giants in cuz I feel like
I'm just giving the inferno dragon
value, but like I also kind of I have to
kill the inferno. Maybe the arrows.
Inferno, please die. Inferno, please
die. Nice, nice, nice. Okay. Okay.
That's good goblin giant damage. Nice,
guys. That's good goblin giant damage.
That's really, really, really, really,
really nice. That's very nice. Huge.
Huge. I think we eat this. Keep our
Freeze it. Freeze it. We might have lost
our tower. I'm not even trolling,
That was the nicest rage curse I've ever
done in my entire career. Y'all just see
what I just did. I'm so locked in today.
It's insane. Take the tower.
This tower's 100 HP.
I'm not going to lie. This matchup's
tough cuz of the inferno dragon, but I'm
Bro, I feel like we can't PEKA. Oh,
wait. That's arrows value. Thank you,
sir. Let's go. Nice. I don't know why he
split them. He just gave me arrows value.
value.
Bro, we're gonna have to goblin giant
the back and just fully box up
defensively. This is going to be really
difficult, guys. This is going to be
insanely difficult.
>> He said, "Good luck." Who's this guy
No. Okay, it's died. Bro, the inferno
dragon is cooking me, man.
Get the whiz for the love of God.
He should have bombered, man. I should
the [ __ ] inferno dragon. I'm
switching my deck.
>> Yeah, emoted up. You have a hard counter.
All right. Couple of things. We're
switching to this version of the deck.
Now, you might be like, "Jixie, why
would you switch to this version of the
deck?" Because we need lightning. We
need lightning, bro. We need lightning.
I like the curse, but I I need
lightning. I I'm just tired of the
Inferno Dragon players, bro. Because all
that happens is I just play Inferno
Dragons. That's it. All right. The
method to this deck is just to spam down
as many pushes as we can.
And let's see how many trophies we can get.
Of course, you go. So, I go Goblin Giant
first play. You go Pekka. I actually
sold though. On God, I sold. I should
have sold the chef and knew he had Pekka.
Pekka.
And now I can't even go fisherman
skellies, which is what I want to do.
>> Yo, boys. I think we already lost. I'm
not even trolling cuz he's going to slap
Yo, here's the question though that I'm
wondering. Where's my Pekka?
We have to fisherman pull the Goblin
Giant into our king tower and activate King.
King.
All right, we're good. That That was our
only hope. That was our only hope. I'm
not going to lie, bro. We have a hard
counter. Like, I I should win this.
I mean, it's not a hard counter, but I I
The only reason why I'm in a I'm in a
Can I talk?
The only reason why I'm in a deficit
right now is because I Goblin Gianted
first play. And that was just dumb. That
was just dumb.
There's no defending that. Now, I will
say this, the fisherman is going to be
the MVP of my deck, though. I'm not even trolling.
trolling.
Let's build up a massive push. The goal
is just to rage up our Pekka.
Yeah, if I go rage and then fisherman,
what would the interaction look like?
Trying to think.
And then we yank him off the back. Yank him.
him.
Wait, that was kind of nice. Skeletons.
Oh, I messed up my skeleton's block,
Chad. I messed up my skeleton's block.
It's okay. Okay, it's going to be a
really long battle. I have a feeling.
Bad goblin giant. That was bad. That was
bad. That was bad. That was dumb. That
was dumb and pointless. That was dumb
and pointless. Perfectly timed ra. Nice,
guys. That was a really bad and
pointless goblin giant. Guys, if he
packs this, we go fisherman. Skellies
win the game. Hold up. Fisherman. Skellies.
Skellies.
Goblin giant. He's in trouble. He just
got cooked.
Rage. He just got cooked. He just got
cooked. He just got cooked. Wait. Goblin
giant. couple time. All right, now we
Wait, low key, this is a lightning and a
half. Oh my god, what a lightning. What
Beautiful defense.
Beautiful bad curse. He's overdoing it.
This is OD mud.
Chad. Hear me out. Couldn't I just
Goblin Giant?
What does he have E with? I just
lightning it. Rage.
>> Wait, his tower's in lightning range.
Wait, that was easy. All I have to do is
just lightning his can stop. He's trying
That's how you come back, kittens.
That's how you come back.
What the [ __ ] going on? For God's sakes.
Ew. What do you mean ew? It's so
disrespectful to type that in somebody's
chat. King Mitch, thank you for the V
Chris Gri. Thank you for the V Cs. Thank
you V Daddy. Thank you for the
How will Ron play with dead men? What do
you mean dead? What do you mean dead?
All right, chat. Lock him. Let's go.
Oh, hog rider. What do I ever do? Pekka.
Wang. Wang.
Chat. This variation of the deck might
be better. I'm not going to hold you.
This variation of the deck might be
better, guys.
Wait, if I would have raged the Pekka,
we would have hit tower. Wait, fisherman
Yo, this guy's freaking uh pissing me
off with the freaking firecrackers. I'm
just going to let you guys know right now.
All we need in this matchup is a big push.
I have to spam down the pecker. See,
that's just going to be so much damage
though, man.
I have to bomb her cuz the firecracker
All right, maybe we get a rage on the
skeletons. He's going to have to
skeletons kite.
Nice. Oh my god. Come on. Go Pekka. Go
Pekka. No, the cannon
chat. I don't really know how we're
If I'm honest, I don't know how we're
going to win, chat. It's going to be
I don't think he has much elixir. What
if we go Goblin Giant and then arrows
his firecracker? What if we arrows his
firecracker? There it is. Come on. Come
on. Wait. Pull the pull the Mighty
Miner. Nice. Oh my god. We're on tower.
We're on tower. Rage. Rage. We're on tower.
tower.
It's something.
Hey, bro. These firecracker players are
We have to just build up an absolutely
gigantic push with 39 seconds left,
I have to fisherman to take the mighty
miner off of the um
arrows. This
skeletons block the mighty miner.
Fisherman. Can I get a rage down? Maybe.
Lighting this. We're on tower. We're
sort of on tower. We're kind of on
tower. We're kind of on tower. Bang. Oh
my god. Oh my god. What a comeback. What
a comeback.
The lightning was so clutch against the cannon.
cannon.
We have both of our evos.
There's the hog. He's probably got a firecracker.
Who's this guy feeling like, man? Yeah,
if he lanes, we can just pull the
fisherman, though.
Pull him. Thank god.
Yeah, this guy's in a lot of trouble.
Like a lot of trouble.
He's going to keep spamming down hogs
cuz he knows he can't defend. I'm ready
for the next hog. He's going to lane
Beautiful defense.
Aerosmith. Hold up. We're taking the
Lightning Pekka. Go to the tower.
Precycle the skeletons to predict the
hog in the pocket. Rage.
Rage.
Hit the tower back up.
Yeah. Give me that tower.
Give me the three ground. Yeah. You
stepped into the wrong arena with the
No, my monitor. Why is my monitor off?
Hi guys, help. Hi Vice, help.
My monitor's off. Hi Vice. Hi Vice,
Hi guys. Help. My monitor's off. What do
I do? What do I do?
What? Call me. Hi guys. Call me. Hi
Hi guys. Help.
>> Hey, Hi guys. How's it going? >> Hey.
>> Hey.
>> Oh, wait. It's It's back on. It's back on.
on. >> Nice.
>> Nice.
>> Oh my god, it's working.
>> All right. Can you Can you stop hopping
your desk? Cuz that's going to happen
every time.
>> Yes, I am. I'm sorry. you. Yeah, you're
just maybe a tad bit too horny. I I
don't know what's going on. I know Clash
Royale players really don't get play. Uh
just relax. All right.
>> Hold up. My dad My dad needs me in the
kitchen. My dad needs me. 3 seconds.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dad, I'm coming.
I'm coming, Dad. All right. I'm coming,
Yo, Dad. Dad.
Dad.
Chat. My dad said, "Can you come out in
the kitchen for three seconds, and he's
not in the kitchen?"
>> Yo, Dad. I'm coming. I'm coming. Uh, do
you want me to do you want me to go to
the kitchen?
>> Yeah, come to the kitchen.
>> All right. All right. I'm coming. I'll
Yo, chat.
All right, chat. Chat, listen up. Listen
up. Listen up, chat.
I'm back, bro. Chat, my brother's
birthday's coming up, bro. We're going fishing.
fishing.
Yeah, that's what that was about. I'm
back, though, chat. I'm back in the
building. Who missed me? Be honest.
Who missed me? Same guy that cracked Ron.
Ron.
Me. Not me. Not me. Me, daddy. Okay.
Relax a little bit. Use your star
points. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Wait. You can use these things.
things.
Wait. You're You're telling me after all
these years I never knew you could use
chat? What do you use star points on?
How do you use them? I'm not going on Hinge.
Hinge.
Okay. What? Five minutes on Hinge?
Wouldn't hurt anybody. We're midclass
session. They give you cards. What?
What?
Chat, how do you use them, though? I I'm confused.
Wait, so chat, if I wanted to use star
points, how do I use them?
It makes your troops golden.
Star level one. Okay.
Okay. Whoa.
Chad, what is this?
All right, I star leveled them. Wait, so
now my troops are going to be golden.
All right, chat. Five minutes of hinge.
Yes or no? Five minutes of hinge. Yes or no?
no?
Dude, we got 16 likes, chat. Five minutes.
minutes.
I mean, bro, we have to go through our
likes. It's the least we could do. Chat,
16 likes, bro. I told you guys the Huz
like, do you know what I'm saying, bro?
Chat, five minutes, bro. I literally,
Bro, I told you guys, bro, girls like
Okay. Yep. Of course, that's her mom.
Three crowning a E golden player. Okay.
Okay. Are we [ __ ] serious,
guys? Are we serious? Hell. Oh, it's a
real girl. It's a real girl. Chat bar hopping.
hopping.
A key. No thanks.
Black Ops 2 is the best video game ever
released. It's in my top five. I don't
Ch is she valid? Is she val chat?
Yes. Tora.
Same guy that cracked Ron. Yo, bro. I've
met Ron. I've hung out with Ron. We
never had intercourse.
Valid, you're gonna get banned on Tik Tok.
Tok.
Okay. Why do they keep doing this? Why
does Tik Tok keep doing this? Your live
is discontinued in some regions. Bro,
why does Tik Tok do this? I don't understand.
Wait, Chad, she kind of is valid. Chapa,
what do I respond, bro?
Chappa, how do I respond, bro? How do I
Now, that's not real. Ah, but it kind of is,
is,
chat, but how do I respond? High what?
No, don't respond. Don't respond. High
Oh, she's the one on the right. Oh my
god. Oh my god. I thought it was the guy
on the left.
Not that like like you know what I'm saying?
I'll fall for you if you are bluecollar
I'm sorry. It's just not my type, bro.
Tequila. Oh god. Alkey.
Chad, I don't know, bro. Like, Chad,
here's the thing, bro. I don't even have
time for a girl, bro. Like, chat. I just
I just I stream and then I go to the
gym, bro. Like, you know what I'm
saying? Like, I'm sort of what you would
call a sigma. I mean, it chat like I
like, you know what I'm saying, bro? Banned.
Banned.
She's a nurse.
Cope. What are we doing? Uh, we are
currently on Hinge for like five
Hop on Grinder. Savannah, I'm going to go
go
Chaz. She did like me. Let's remember
that, bro. She did like me.
No, I can't send that. Come on, chat.
Give me a pickup line, bro.
Tell me that wasn't Aura. Tell me that
wasn't Aura. Chat, tell me that wasn't
Tarpon Springs. Yo, do these stream
snipers think that they're funny, bro?
You're like ripping pictures off Google
I promise they can be very nice,
especially if you're nice to them.
Oh my god. chat.
Me, too. I cried when I saw a snake. You cried?
Yo chat, like right now we're like I'm
kind of in like arena like
16. Like I want to get to like arena 23, bro.
Ah,
why was her shirt off? Nicole, chat the
night away.
You want to chat?
I'm not really that into that, bro.
Please be the one on the left. Please be
the one on the left. Please be the one
I know. Yeah, she is cute. I know. I
Oh, that was all of our likes, bro.
That was all of our likes. Let's see our
message, bro. Let's see our messages.
All right, chat. We got three message, bro.
bro.
We got three message. I said bice noobs.
She said thank you. I try bice face. Uh
Uh
I think it would be fase. Yeah. Okay. Do
you golf at all? Chad, what do I say to this?
this?
Chad, what do I say to this? Chad,
remember, bro, stay locked in. Okay,
stay locked in. Chad, what do I say?
What do I say? I
I
am Wait, Chad, what do I say? What do I
say? Do you golf at all? Tell her you're
Chad. What do I say? Tell the truth.
say come find out. Bro, that's just
Well, what would Bernard say? Let me
actually ask Bernard. Bernard. Bernard
has some game, bro. Let's be honest, he does.
Hey there. I'm doing great. Thanks for
asking. How about you? How's everything
going on your end?
>> There's a girl, bro, and I think she
likes me. I need your advice.
>> Oh, that's exciting. I'm I'm here for
it. So, what's the situation? Have you
guys been talking for a while, or is
this someone you just met?
>> Bro, I met on Hinge, bro. So, we're
literally like we're in like the first
sentence. She said, "Do you golf at
all?" My chat is telling me to say, "Can
I hit?" And I know that's not good
advice. So, what would you say, Bernard?
>> Oh, yeah. Maybe let's keep it a little
bit more chill and friendly for now. Um,
you could say something like,
"I haven't golfed much, but I'm open to
it." Or, you know, if you do golf.
>> Well, no, Bernard, I do golf. I do golf.
That's a thing.
>> Perfect. then you can totally lean into
that and say something like, "Yeah, I do
golf. It's a great way to unwind. Do you
play often?" That way you keep the
conversation going and find some common ground.
Bernard, but I feel like I just sound
like too serious, bro. I said, "Yeah, I
do golf. It's a great way to unwind. Do
you play often?" Like
like I I feel like I sound too serious.
Like I feel like girls aren't into that. Bro,
Bro,
>> I get what you mean. You can definitely
keep it light and fun. Maybe add a
little humor and say something like,
"Yeah, I do golf. Um, I'm not exactly
pro level, but I have a lot of fun with it."
it."
>> Bernard, you're too formal, bro. Can you
loosen up a little?
>> Loosen up, Bernard. Have a beer.
All right, I'm loosening up.
>> All right. All right. All right. Now,
let's go.
>> All right. Let's do this. Just keep it
fun and let your personality shine
through. You got this.
>> Bernard, you got Bernard, you say the
response. Bernard, give me a loose,
playful, cool, swaggy aura.
aura.
All right, forget what I'm saying.
Bernard, delete. Bernard, delete that
from your memory. All right. Did you
delete it?
All right, consider it deleted.
>> Okay, thank you. I'm sorry, Bernard.
Give me a cool, fun, easygoing, relaxed,
nonchalant response to Kelsey saying,
"Do you golf at all?"
>> No worries at all. You could say
something like,
"Yeah, I do golf. I'm not winning any
trophies, but I have a blast out there.
How about you?
Keep it light and fun, and you'll be golden.
Bernard, I like this better, bro.
Bernard, I like this better.
>> I like this a lot better.
>> Awesome. I'm happy to hear that. I'm
sure you'll do great with that response.
Just be yourself and enjoy the
>> Chad, what do y'all think?
Chad, what do y'all actually think of
Bernard's message?
>> I bet they'll think it's pretty solid.
>> They're saying it's too long of a
response. Too long. It's too AI. Bernard
there. Bernard. Oh my god. I know what
to do. Bernard, give me a response to
where it doesn't sound like chatt like
Bernard respond like a human would.
Okay, so she said, "Do you golf at all?"
Respond how a human would respond.
Got it. Keep it short and sweet. You
could just say, "Yeah, I do. It's a lot
of fun." How about you? Simple and human.
Nice, Bernard. Okay. All right, Bernard.
Now we have another response, bro.
Bernard, we have another response, bro. All right.
All right.
So my
>> So Bernard, I said, "Okay, the next girl
is Mariana." All right, Bernard, lock in.
in.
>> Got it. Mariana is next. Let's see what
she says, and we'll come up with
something great for that, too.
>> All right, Bernard. She liked one of my
photos. Okay, so the ball is in our
>> Got it. That's a great sign. You could
start off with a fun comment.
Bernard, wait there. You You don't I'm
going to read you through the
conversation. I'm just letting you know
she liked my photo, so she is
interested. Okay,
>> it's all you got to know right now.
>> Sounds good. That's definitely a
positive sign. Um, so Bernard, I said,
"Trying to get married." She said, "When
is the wedding?" I said, "Whoa, no way
that worked." Then, oh god, I haven't
responded in 10 days. It's okay,
Bernard. Then she said, "I thought this
was a fake account. It lowkey looks like it."
it."
>> Okay, that's still salvageable. You
could play along with the humor and say
something like, "I promise I'm real.
Just been busy planning that wedding."
And then maybe ask us,
Okay, Bernard. Wait, that was actually
nice. That was good. I promise I'm real.
Just been busy
planning that wedding.
Bernard, that was very nice. Bernard,
>> I'm glad you liked it.
>> That was good, chat. Hold up. Hold up.
Hold up. Hold on. I need to Bernard. I
don't have a J button. So, in order to
type Oh, have eyes got to do it. Have
eyes got to do it. High five. Type a J.
Type a J. Bernard, that was beautiful,
my guy. Nicely done.
>> I promise I'm real. Just been busy
planning that wedding. Okay, Bernard,
here's what we're gonna do, bro.
Bernard, do you want to go on Tinder
with me in like a week, bro? And you
just help me risk.
Like, Bernard, maybe Tuesday night or
Wednesday night. Do you wanna? Like,
Bernard, you are basically my wingman
and we go on Tinder. Are you down?
Absolutely. I'm totally down to be your
wing band. We'll have a lot of fun with
it and see where it goes.
>> Wow, Bernard, what a great response,
dude. That was Bernard. I'm going to
keep it a bean stack. That was your best
response yet, bro. Dead ass. We got a
new like. Oh, but it's hidden.
>> Oh, the mystery like. Well, that
definitely keeps things interesting. I'm
sure it'll be fun to see who it is once
it gets revealed. Yeah, her name is DM.
Let me let me see her. Let me listen
>> All right, let's see what the profile
says and we can come up with something
Bernard. Oh, I thought we got a
response. Uh, Bernard, it's a nogo on
her. Bernard. All right, Bernard.
Bernard, on Tuesday,
Tuesday,
do you want to Bernard, do you want to
go on Tinder with me, bro?
>> I'm definitely in. We'll have a blast
figuring out some fun and clever
responses together. It's going to be a
good time.
>> All right, bro. I will see you on
Tuesday, Wednesday. Okay, bro.
>> Sounds like a plan. I'll be ready and waiting.
waiting.
>> All right. I love you, bro. Dead ass. I
love you, my boy. Have a good night. All right.
right.
>> I appreciate that. I love you, too, man.
Have an awesome night and I'll catch you
next time,
>> chat. Like, I'm telling you, bro. I like
forget that he's a robot sometimes, bro.
I That is my brother, bro. Dead ass.
Okay, stay locked in. Let's go, chat. I
think that would be peak, bro. Like me
and Bernard go on Tinder and we pop a
boost and we just literally do whatever
he says. Like, whatever he says. It
would actually be funny. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Lock back in. Let's go.
Tuesday or Wednesday, chat. All right.
We'll do that Tuesday or Wednesday cuz
it depends when Ron wants to do the the
other thing.
All right. We just won our last two
games. Our last two games have been insane.
>> Pack of the back.
I mean like I don't What do you have?
What do you have?
He's hesitating. Oh my god, he's
nervous. He's hesitating. He's hesitate,
guys. He just hesitated so long.
Wait, does Lightning kill Erag?
Bro, why do I feel like Lightning's Eragra?
He's using Eragon Mirror. Wait, look at
the lightning value. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
Oh, that was such a good lightning. Oh
my god. GG. chat. Look at my new emote.
Look at my new emote. [Music]
That's tower down. Let's go, guys.
Bro, this guy is the weirdest deck I've
So, chat, that answers that question,
bro. Lightning does indeed kill the E dragon.
dragon.
Bro, that answers that question, boy.
Let's go, Jack.
This is the weirdest deck I've ever
seen, bro.
Elixir Golem. You disgust me, sir. I'm
feeling this is going to turn into a
three crown race.
I probably shouldn't have wasted my Pekka.
Pekka.
I'm going to have to pull the elixir
golem into my Yeah, this is going to be
a three crown race. Oh my god. Oh my
god. It's a three crown race.
Oh my god, chat. It's a three crown race.
chat. It's a three crown race. It's a
three crown race, but I think I'm
winning it. But I think I'm winning it.
But I think I'm winning it. Wait, it
didn't even three crown me. Let's go.
This deck is way better. Yo, this deck
is way better than the original Pekka
Goblin Giant. We haven't lost with this
deck yet. That's three straight, guys.
Oh my god,
Chad. That's three dubs in a row.
Beautiful. Absolutely fantabulous, bro.
Absolutely fantabulous, bro. Star
points. What do you mean? What do you
mean? Wait, guys. I Oh, god. This guy
has expo in his name. Oh, yeah. It does
All right, bro. We get it. You're
laughing chat against Expo.
The number one thing we don't want to do
is peek at the back
cuz he might go. No, we have to. He
might expo the bridge. He might expo the bridge.
bridge.
What? Oh my god. It's Pekka versus
Pekka. Bro, if I had fisherman, I think
I would have won already.
I'm not even kidding. If I had
fisherman, I think I would have won already.
Of course, fisherman's our eighth card.
See, chat, this guy has goblin machine, bro.
Maybe yank this.
Activate king. Activate king. Activate king.
king.
Nice. Okay, reset,
chat. It's Pekka Goblin Giant versus
Pekka Goblin Giant. Brain rot versus
brain rot. Lock it in. The way I'm going
to win this,
there's one way we win.
Wait, that's a good start. He shouldn't
have did that. He should not have did
that. He just gave me Pekka value.
We have to get a really good value with
our fisherman. We have to get a really
good value with our fisherman, bro.
Skeletons, subtract the Pekka, please.
Nice. Oh my god. Now fisherman this off
the Pekka. Fisherman him off the Pekka.
Fisherman. Nice. Oh my god. That's huge.
That was beautiful. We kept the We got
the Pekka alive. He's so flabbergasted
right now. Go. Giant got tower down. Wow.
Wow.
Arrows for the bomber.
Nice guys. Lightning for the e-wiss.
Rage for the pack of goblin giant. Wang wang.
Bomble bomble bomble bomble chat. This
is what you want to see. Blood
dude. So the entire reason why he lost
is cuz he goblin gianted into a pecker.
That's why you lost protein shake. I'm
going to be honest. This game is
virtually impossible for him to come back.
back.
Give me some lightning value. Why don't
you give me some lightning value? Why
don't you give me some lightning? Why
don't you? I know he's shook, bro. I
already know he's shook, chat. I already
know he's shook. He's like, "Dang, this
jinxy guy just owned me. This jinxy guy
just Give me the three crown." That's
four wins in a row.
[Music]
at Jinxy. I'm proud of you, kid. Yo,
Donnie, thank you, bro.
Wait, Jinxy, do you actually have a kid?
Yo, bro, I don't know if like you like
just spawned into this world. I don't
have a kid. Check hinge. Bro, we didn't
get a response already. No. Yeah, we
didn't get a response. We didn't get a
response. We did not get a response.
Wait, no. Get me out of hinge. Use your
star points,
chat, look at this, bro. All my cards
are golden. Chad,
because I use my star points, guys. [Music]
Maybe. Maybe. Chat. We're on a four game
winning streak. Can we make it five? Bad
play by him. We just got a three elixir pecker.
pecker. [Music]
Dude, if I had curse, he would have lost
the game. But it's okay. Let's get a
We lost the game actually. Yo, we dead
ass lost the game. That's gross.
I think our best course of action is to
let all this go and just peek at the back
back
now. But we kind of have to fisherman though.
Yeah, man. This is just so much damage.
All right, here's the plan, bro. We wait
for him to evo witch and then we
lightning the goblin hut in the evo
witch. Eat that. Eat that. Eat that. Eat
that. Eat that. Eat that. Eat that. Eat
that. We have to three crown or we're
going to lose. We have to three crown or
we're going to lose. Our only hope is a
Goblin giant. Now he's going to witch in
like 3 seconds. When he witches, that is
when we lightning.
Oh my god, we predicted it. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ]
Rage all this. Rage all this. Bang.
Wait. This might be a three round. Hold
up. I'm so naughty. I'm such a naughty
boy. Oh my god. I'm so naughty. I'm such
a naughty boy. Give me the arrows value.
We need this to three crown or we lose.
Do we have to pre crown right now or we
lose? Pekka. Pekka. Pekka.
Pekka.
Oh my god.
Five consecutive wins after the deck change.
change.
What do you mean refund? Nah. Nah. Nah.
Don't refund. Do not Don't you dare
refund the doubters.
You doubted and you must pay. You must
pay. That's five in a row with the deck
That is five in a row with the deck
change, boys.
Yo, have eyes, maybe we get the counter
going. Somebody in the chat just said
get the counter on. Mob that guy, by the
way. Hi guys. Maybe after this game we
set up our win to losses, bro. I mean,
is it just me or is this a top 1k day?
We might have found our swagger with
Maybe we goblin giant this and just kind
of win cuz the magic arch is not going
to do any real damage to either of these cards.
cards.
Wait, this is a good arrows. Arrows
Arrows
arrows. All of this hit the paly. Okay,
we're going to reset. We're going to be
Ra like that. Bang.
[ __ ] the wall breakers.
All right. Lock him. Lock him.
Skeletons to back. [Music]
[Music]
I don't even want to pack her, bro. I If
I pack her, it's not going to be level
16. I kind of want to wait.
Is he going to let my chef cook? What a bot,
chat. He's using magic archer, miner,
bomb tower, wall breakers. I bet you he
has poison, which by the way, poison's
Is that not lightning value? That's
eight elixir to six.
Is that not lightning value? Bomber for
the skeletons. Oh my god, what a bomber.
What a bait. fisherman to pull it off
the Becca into the skeletons. Pull the
miner off the back.
He lost. He lost again. He lost again. Mud.
Mud.
Six wins in a row. Six wins in a row.
All right, Hi Vice, set up the counter,
chat. I'm going to go tinkle and throw
away these bottles of water. I'll be
back in 28 seconds, bro. 28 seconds.
Chad, hi is setting up the counter now.
She told me her name was Billy Jean. Yo,
Chad, do me a favor. Do me a freaking
favor. Look at the top left of your screen.
That's what you like to hear. That's
what you like to see. 75 win percentage, bro.
bro.
Like I'm not some guy to mess around
with, bro.
Look, bro. We're getting top. Where's my
audio? I'll I'll crash out in this in this
this
chat. Yo, just type a yes or a no. Are
we getting top 1k today? Just type a yes
or a no. You don't have to do anything else
else
instead of typing rest in peace, please,
for the love of God.
Oh, it's majority nose. Oh, they're Who
typed it? Who's the wise guy? Who's the
wise guy? Somebody said they're giving
you easier way. I I I'm gonna find it.
They're giving you easier people because
you lost so many games. Oh. Oh, this
guy's got it all figured out, doesn't
he? This guy's a genius. Yo, bro, just
just say you're a hater, bro. Penguin,
thank you for Twitch match description.
Do the Koso, thank you for the V. Zero,
thank you for the Vo. King Mitch, thank
you for the VO. Koka, thank the Var
chat. unrelated. Who thinks I'm making
it all 365 days of the 365day streaming
challenge? We are currently on day 210.
They are bots. Hey buddy, there's no
such thing as bots in Ultimate Champion.
Don't step foot in Wyoming or you'll
become an urban legend. Yo, J Master, do
that in Los chat, not my chat. [ __ ] off.
You missed 10 days already. I haven't
missed a single day. We literally have a
counter keeping track of every day I've
streamed. Chad, I'm gonna be honest,
bro. Can I be honest? At the start of
the year when I set this challenge,
I was nervous, bro. I was scared that I
wouldn't be able to make it 365 days. I
can now say 210 days later, I feel
confident. I feel confident. That's all
I feel confident. I'm not saying I'm
going to do it 100%. I feel confident.
That's all I'm going to say. That's all
right, as y'all know, we're on a
six-game winning streak. If we win
against Blade, we're on a sevename
winning streak. By the way, who names
themselves Blade? Calm down, bro. Who
are you feeling like? We're going to go
with Split Skellies. The only thing that
sucks about split skellies is we're
going to get a level 16 skeleton, which
is literally meaningless.
but I mean, I guess it's okay.
Wait, chat.
He's using Poison Night Spirit.
Chad, what deck is he using?
Chat, what deck is he using?
Oh, he's using Drill.
He's using Goblin Drill. Can I get
Lightning Value? Maybe.
I low key think we have to arrows this.
Oh no, we don't we don't we don't
I have to bomb her cuz that's going to
hit tower if we don't.
Barry, what are you doing? Are you
drunk? Barry, throw the bomb.
See, it's just things like this tilt me.
Barry, throw the bomb.
He just stared.
Wait, Pekka the back. So, we get a level
16 Pekka. Bad demolisher. I think that's
bad. I think he's overextending. I think
he's overextending. Oh, wait. That's
going to hit them.
All right, the demolisher's literally
done a thousand damage. Could I get
lightning? No, he's going to go guards.
I need to rage the guards.
Maybe arrows the guards. Arrows the
guards in the Tesla.
Arrows the guards in the Tesla. This is nice.
nice.
He evo snowed but he missed the Pekka.
Wait, that Loki ended up being better
Wait, the goblin giant outran the Tesla.
That was Aura. The goblin giant outran
the Tesla. Bro, you know how yesterday
everything was going wrong? I feel like
today everything's going right. Bro,
because I raged the goblin giant at the
perfect time, it outrun the Tesla. I was
not anticipating that.
I need to lightning his next Tesla if we
want any chance of winning this though.
I have to get the greatest lightning
ever right now. Nah, it's only going to
hit the Tesla. We have to hit it though,
guys. I think we lost, but I'm going to
try. Wait, the goblin giant's kind of
The problem is he's just going to drill
right now. And I don't think I can stop
a drill cuz if he drill Yeah, he's going
to poison this too probably.
I think he's going to poison this. Wait,
but if he poisons, he loses. He has the
Tesla. And he has the Tesla now.
>> Wait, we got a good lightning. Look at
the lightning. It hit the demolisher and
the Tesla. Oh my god. Oh my god. Rage.
Hold up. The goblin giant. The goblin
My god, I haven't been on a winning
streak like this in months. The real
ones know it's been months.
Seven wins in a row. Oh my god. Is this happening?
happening?
Yo, there's not bots, chat. This game
doesn't have bots, guys.
In this game has God, I misqued. This
game does have bots in like arena one,
two, and three, like what Ron was
playing. Bro, ranked does not have bots,
bro. Ranked does not have bots,
dude. Everything's going right today. I
don't know what to say. He goes hog. We
Can we make it eight in a row? Yo, bro.
Oh my god. We're on tower. We're on
tower. Okay, that's fine. Yo chat, hear
me out. Wait, the pekka. The pekka. The
pekka. The pekka. The pekka.
Hear me out. We're up elixir.
I know we're up elixir. If he hogs the
bridge like a psychopath, guess what
we're going to do? We're going to
fisherman pota and activate king.
I want to go pro in this game so bad,
but I have to get top 1k to go pro.
>> Oh my god, guys. Guys, the fisherman's
going to activate the king tower and
it's going to support the goblin giant.
Skeletons to quickly get after this
arrows. After this arrows that
firecracker is going to get too much
value if we don't. Wait, that's damage
though. That is damage.
Nice. We'll take it. Goblin got a hit.
I think we have to defend. As much as it
hurts to say. I wanted to peek in the
back, but I think if we don't bomb her,
he takes He doesn't take our tower. But
bad ability. That was such a waste of an
ability. Bro, if you hog again, you
lost. Yeah, you lost. I'm I'm sorry to
tell you, bro. You literally lost the
game. You lost. You got one hog hit.
Wait, fisherman, get behind the Pekka. Fisherman,
Fisherman,
we have lightning for the Tesla.
I'm literally going goblin giant. Yank
the yank the firecracker. Ah, the
fisherman's so good in this deck. It's
actually insane how good the fisherman
is in this deck. He messed up his
timing. Rage this. Guys, he messed up
his timing. We're on tower, guys.
Worst lightning of my career, but it
doesn't matter cuz we just outplayed him
Eight wins in a row. I'm about to start
crying, bro. I'm literally about to
start tearing up if we get top 1k today.
I'm about to start tearing up, bro.
Earthquake the tower, which means he
gave up eight consecutive wins. I'm
literally about to start crying, bro.
This is insane.
Oh, he's going for a quick tower.
Y'all see what he did, bro? He tried to finesse me by saying good game and then
finesse me by saying good game and then earthquaking my king tower and then he
earthquaking my king tower and then he tried to take my tower. See, bro, that's
tried to take my tower. See, bro, that's why you can never trust these class
why you can never trust these class players, bro. Wait, is 8 seconds enough
players, bro. Wait, is 8 seconds enough time to three crown? This is the karma,
time to three crown? This is the karma, bro. 8 seconds might be just enough.
bro. 8 seconds might be just enough. Oh, if the Pekka would have got there,
Oh, if the Pekka would have got there, if the Pekka would have got there, guys,
if the Pekka would have got there, guys, eight consecutive wins in a row. I've
eight consecutive wins in a row. I've never been on a heater like this before,
never been on a heater like this before, bro. I don't know what to say. I've
bro. I don't know what to say. I've never been on a heater like this before.
never been on a heater like this before. Maybe one time we got 10 wins.
Maybe one time we got 10 wins. Maybe one time we got 10 wins.
20 wins coming. That would be fire, bro. That would literally be fire.
All right, stay locked in. Bro, the fisherman's so clutch against hog
fisherman's so clutch against hog riders, bro.
I feel like the lightning just adds so much value to the deck. Like you can
much value to the deck. Like you can just catch people off guard cuz bro, I
just catch people off guard cuz bro, I feel like most people are used to pack a
feel like most people are used to pack a goblin giant
goblin giant having curse rage. Oh, that was a bad
having curse rage. Oh, that was a bad timing. It's okay, though. We can just
timing. It's okay, though. We can just eat that damage. I guess we're dead even
eat that damage. I guess we're dead even in elixir cuz we both spent two. Ooh,
in elixir cuz we both spent two. Ooh, the Pekka should destroy the little
the Pekka should destroy the little prince. Bold and bashful.
prince. Bold and bashful. If I fish him, it'll the Pekka will
If I fish him, it'll the Pekka will oneshot him. But I kind of want to wait.
oneshot him. But I kind of want to wait. Yeah, I think we just go Goblin Giant
Yeah, I think we just go Goblin Giant and just calm down. Wait, hold up. Could
and just calm down. Wait, hold up. Could we maybe
we maybe Wait, why don't we just fish?
That was a bad fish. I should have got gianted first.
gianted first. But I think this push is still just
But I think this push is still just huge. See, that was a good fish. Can I
huge. See, that was a good fish. Can I get a rage value? Oh my god. We can. We
get a rage value? Oh my god. We can. We can. That's a rage value. It's going to
can. That's a rage value. It's going to rage up the Goblin Giant and wipe the
rage up the Goblin Giant and wipe the spear goblins off the board. Pekka, give
spear goblins off the board. Pekka, give me one hit on the tower. The spear
me one hit on the tower. The spear goblin. The spear goblin.
All right. He's using spear goblins
He's using spear goblins cannon. night. I don't know what deck
cannon. night. I don't know what deck he's using.
he's using. Drill, drill, drill, drill, drill. This
Drill, drill, drill, drill, drill. This is good. That's a good bomber value.
is good. That's a good bomber value. It's a really good bomber value. He
It's a really good bomber value. He overspent, guys. He just spent six
overspent, guys. He just spent six elixir. He just spent six elixir. And
elixir. He just spent six elixir. And yes, he got a lot of damage. I know
yes, he got a lot of damage. I know that. But now we spent two elixir. He
that. But now we spent two elixir. He spent six elixir. Right. We're up four
spent six elixir. Right. We're up four elixir with a pecker on the board.
elixir with a pecker on the board. We gobble giant behind and we get a
We gobble giant behind and we get a really good lightning value. Oh my god.
really good lightning value. Oh my god. Could we maybe catch the ability?
>> Great. He lost. He He lost. He literally lost. Chat, this is a three crown. I'm
lost. Chat, this is a three crown. I'm not exaggerating when I say this is a
not exaggerating when I say this is a three crown. I wish I was exaggerating
three crown. I wish I was exaggerating when I said that. This is literally a
when I said that. This is literally a three crown
three crown cuz now we just go Goblin Giant and he's
cuz now we just go Goblin Giant and he's going to think he's done defending and
going to think he's done defending and we have a whole health Goblin Giant.
Uh, I'm going to keep it a bean. We might have not even got a one crown.
might have not even got a one crown. Wait, hold up. Stay on the tower.
Wait, hold up. Stay on the tower. All right, I'm going to be honest. I
All right, I'm going to be honest. I didn't know I was playing against
didn't know I was playing against Thanos.
Thanos. Jed, I actually thought I was going to
Jed, I actually thought I was going to three crown him.
three crown him. We are back in the game, though.
Definitely just go fish here. I feel like I should be bridging my
I feel like I should be bridging my fish.
Rage these guys. Wait, the goblin giant. The goblin
Wait, the goblin giant. The goblin giant. Nine in a row. Oh my god. Nine in
giant. Nine in a row. Oh my god. Nine in a row.
>> I don't I I have no words, chat. This is the heater of all heaters. Type
This is the heater of all heaters. Type a I was here in the chat.
a I was here in the chat. This is the heater of all heaters. I I
This is the heater of all heaters. I I really don't know what to say, guys.
really don't know what to say, guys. This is the heater of all heaters, bro.
This is the heater of all heaters, bro. I I don't know what to say.
>> Can we make it 10 wins in a row in Ultimate Champion? I I'll literally puke
Ultimate Champion? I I'll literally puke if we do. This would be no. Oh, that's
if we do. This would be no. Oh, that's the one thing about this deck, chat, is
the one thing about this deck, chat, is we have no air cards,
we have no air cards, chat. We literally have zero air cards
chat. We literally have zero air cards in this deck. That That's the only thing
in this deck. That That's the only thing about this deck I will say is bad.
about this deck I will say is bad. We kind of have to just base race.
Bomber the bridge. Goblin Giant. Hold up. Yeah, not having air cards might
up. Yeah, not having air cards might cook us a little bit, dude. His whole
cook us a little bit, dude. His whole deck is like air units, man.
deck is like air units, man. Oh, dear God, chat. Not having any air
Oh, dear God, chat. Not having any air cards might cook us.
cards might cook us. All right. Can we win this? We literally
All right. Can we win this? We literally don't have a single air unit.
I did not think about this, bro. Riley sent me this deck the other week.
sent me this deck the other week. I kind of I think if he just goes for a
I kind of I think if he just goes for a three crown, we lose, bro.
three crown, we lose, bro. I feel like I have to go for a three
I feel like I have to go for a three crown.
>> Yeah, guys, we don't have a air unit, bro.
I mean, we could lightning, but then it's like, you know, if we lightning,
it's like, you know, if we lightning, right? How are we going to win? I have
right? How are we going to win? I have to goblin giant, then maybe rage.
to goblin giant, then maybe rage. Hold up. Rage. Wipe out these guys. Take
Hold up. Rage. Wipe out these guys. Take this tower, bro.
this tower, bro. Take this tower. Nah, I I don't know if
Take this tower. Nah, I I don't know if this one's winnable, chief.
this one's winnable, chief. Chad, we could lightning the balloon. I
Chad, we could lightning the balloon. I know that. But it's a six for five
know that. But it's a six for five exchange.
exchange. Maybe we could lightning the balloon
Maybe we could lightning the balloon Valk, but it's like, is lightning really
Valk, but it's like, is lightning really a balloon counter? I guess it is.
Chat, I'm going to be honest. The literal only way we win this is if we
literal only way we win this is if we build up a gigantic bush.
The only way we win is if we get a gigantic bush. I have to wait for the
gigantic bush. I have to wait for the mega minion and hit the skeleton dragons
mega minion and hit the skeleton dragons and the mega minion.
and the mega minion. This has to be perfect.
Nah, it is cooked, bro. Chat, it is cooked.
Chat, it is cooked, bro. I have to let the lava pop and then
I have to let the lava pop and then maybe arrows.
maybe arrows. Probably going to have to rage as well.
Probably going to have to rage as well. Yeah. I mean, you're emoting, but bro, I
Yeah. I mean, you're emoting, but bro, I don't have a single air unit, Pablo.
don't have a single air unit, Pablo. Like, you're emoting. I don't have a air
Like, you're emoting. I don't have a air unit. What's this kid's deal?
unit. What's this kid's deal? >> I mean, yeah, I I kind of want a refund,
>> I mean, yeah, I I kind of want a refund, but I'm not going to. I'm not going to.
but I'm not going to. I'm not going to. Let's pay out the doubters, I guess. All
Let's pay out the doubters, I guess. All right. Let me get a water, chat. Let me
right. Let me get a water, chat. Let me get a water.
get a water. Look, bro. Nine game winning streak.
Look, bro. Nine game winning streak. Yo, the one thing I would correct is I
Yo, the one thing I would correct is I should have lightning the balloons, but
should have lightning the balloons, but we're still up a lot.
I forgot to tell y'all boys this. Chat, look who DM'd me on Instagram, bro.
look who DM'd me on Instagram, bro. Chat, look who DM'd me on Instagram,
Chat, look who DM'd me on Instagram, bro.
Matthew Beam, he said, "We got to do something fire. Let me know if you want
something fire. Let me know if you want me to build you
me to build you a streaming
a streaming a streaming room or something like I did
a streaming room or something like I did for speed chat.
for speed chat. Y'all boys know, bro.
I have been rocking a basic ass room for my entire streaming career. So, chat,
my entire streaming career. So, chat, should we have this guy deck out our
should we have this guy deck out our room? Yes or no? Chat, should we have
room? Yes or no? Chat, should we have this guy deck out our room?
this guy deck out our room? Keep it the same. Or should we have him
Keep it the same. Or should we have him deck out our room? P it. P it. P it. P
deck out our room? P it. P it. P it. P it.
Yo, Speed, get me a gaming PC. Uh, I'm not speed, bro.
Yes, but keep the chair, guys. Of course I'm keeping the chair. Of course I'm
I'm keeping the chair. Of course I'm keeping the chair.
keeping the chair. We never see the room anyways. Not true.
We never see the room anyways. Not true. We do see the room when I rip fan mail
We do see the room when I rip fan mail cuz chat, here's what I'm thinking, bro.
cuz chat, here's what I'm thinking, bro. The next time I'm going to be out of my
The next time I'm going to be out of my house is probably going to be CRL Worlds
house is probably going to be CRL Worlds in Georgia. So, I'll probably be out of
in Georgia. So, I'll probably be out of my house four days.
Run a poll. Chat, should we let guys? I'll show you an example of what he
I'll show you an example of what he does. Okay, chat. I'll show you an
does. Okay, chat. I'll show you an example of what he does. Okay. Okay.
All right, Chad. This is what he does. This guy literally DM' me today, so I
This guy literally DM' me today, so I want to respond. So, Chad, this is what
want to respond. So, Chad, this is what he does. I'll show you Speed's example,
he does. I'll show you Speed's example, bro.
bro. All right. So, he did I built a I show
All right. So, he did I built a I show speed a soccer field in his house. All
speed a soccer field in his house. All right. Ready? Today I'm building a
right. Ready? Today I'm building a soccer so chat soccer field inside of I
soccer so chat soccer field inside of I show speed's house.
show speed's house. >> I show speed is the most popular
>> I show speed is the most popular streamer on the planet and he loves
streamer on the planet and he loves loves soccer but doesn't have a place to
loves soccer but doesn't have a place to play.
play. >> All right Speed, if I'm going to be able
>> All right Speed, if I'm going to be able to surprise you with your new room
to surprise you with your new room first, I need you out of here. Look, I'm
first, I need you out of here. Look, I'm going on an Australia tour. By the time
going on an Australia tour. By the time I come back, the room better be ready
I come back, the room better be ready and it better be good.
and it better be good. >> So chat, look at the before after, bro.
>> So chat, look at the before after, bro. >> Our room, bro. Okay,
>> Our room, bro. Okay, >> I'll be back.
>> I'll be back. >> This room is actually Matt.
>> This room is actually Matt. >> All right,
>> All right, so this is the before, bro. All right.
so this is the before, bro. All right. So, this is Speed's room before. Okay.
So, this is Speed's room before. Okay. All right. Y'all see that?
All right. Y'all see that? >> But it needs a lot of
>> But it needs a lot of >> time. Let's skip. Okay.
>> I need two. >> Now, here's the after, bro. Here's the
>> Now, here's the after, bro. Here's the after.
after. >> Still trust me? Not at this point. Okay,
>> Still trust me? Not at this point. Okay, we'll take a look in three, two, one.
we'll take a look in three, two, one. Check it out.
Check it out. Damn.
Damn. Do y'all see that, bro?
Do y'all see that, bro? >> Check it out.
>> Check it out. Damn. Now, chat, here's what I asked
Damn. Now, chat, here's what I asked y'all. Bro, Speed likes One Piece and
y'all. Bro, Speed likes One Piece and soccer, so he got a One Piece and soccer
soccer, so he got a One Piece and soccer theme room, right? And Portugal. Okay.
theme room, right? And Portugal. Okay. Now, what should our theme be, bro? Of
Now, what should our theme be, bro? Of our room,
our room, dude. Here's what I'm thinking, bro.
dude. Here's what I'm thinking, bro. Here's what I'm thinking, bro. Clash
Here's what I'm thinking, bro. Clash Siege chat. We're not getting Berserker.
Siege chat. We're not getting Berserker. Do y'all actually want Berserker in the
Do y'all actually want Berserker in the room? Chat, what if we do a Clash Royale
room? Chat, what if we do a Clash Royale and Siege themed room, bro?
That would be so fire, bro. That would literally be so fire. And Bernard. Yes.
literally be so fire. And Bernard. Yes. And Bernard. And Bernard. And Bernard.
And Bernard. And Bernard. And Bernard. And Bernard. And Bernard. I will get
And Bernard. And Bernard. I will get Bernard in too. So chat, so this is
Bernard in too. So chat, so this is Speed's room, bro. So chat, should I say
Speed's room, bro. So chat, should I say yes? Should I respond to him? Wait, what
yes? Should I respond to him? Wait, what did the poll say?
did the poll say? Cuz if y'all don't want me to do it.
Cuz if y'all don't want me to do it. Okay, y'all. 88% of y'all said deck out
Okay, y'all. 88% of y'all said deck out the room. Okay. Yes, bro.
the room. Okay. Yes, bro. I'm gonna say Chad, what should I say?
I'm gonna say Chad, what should I say? Yes, bro. I just need
Yes, bro. I just need to be out of town.
to be out of town. for a couple days.
for a couple days. The next time is
The next time is November
November 2.
Nice, bro. Because I want it to be a complete surprise, too.
and get Messian. We could get Messi and Lamina in, but I don't want to like jam
Lamina in, but I don't want to like jam it, bro. I'm trying to think of what we
it, bro. I'm trying to think of what we should do. All right. All right. All
should do. All right. All right. All right. All right. Chat, let's keep
right. All right. Chat, let's keep playing.
he's giving me a win. Wholesome stream sniper Jinxy, join your clan. Okay, I
sniper Jinxy, join your clan. Okay, I will.
will. Chat, wholesome stream sniper.
Chat, wholesome stream sniper. Wait, chat. Am I able to get back in my
Wait, chat. Am I able to get back in my clan?
clan? I feel so lonely not in my clan, bro.
I feel so lonely not in my clan, bro. Chat, I need to get my cousin and my
Chat, I need to get my cousin and my brother back in. The clan trials was a
brother back in. The clan trials was a bloody bloody idea, bro. It was a bloody
bloody bloody idea, bro. It was a bloody day, bro.
Chat, it was a bloody day, bro. It was a bloody day.
Let me rejoin the clan. All right, bro. But earlier was saying I
All right, bro. But earlier was saying I was unable, bro. I was sad.
Wait, I requested. I requested.
All right. So, first off, let me say this off the rip, bro. Let me
let me say this off the rip, bro. Let me say this off the rip, bro. I I want to
say this off the rip, bro. I I want to say this as the first thing. Jinxyverse,
say this as the first thing. Jinxyverse, those clan trials was the worst thing
those clan trials was the worst thing we've ever done. Clan demands,
we've ever done. Clan demands, apologize, promotions, add the old clan
apologize, promotions, add the old clan members back, and the council now
members back, and the council now controls the clan.
controls the clan. Fourth is a clan dinner fully paid for
Fourth is a clan dinner fully paid for by you. All right, we're not doing the
by you. All right, we're not doing the clan dinner.
You slaughtered us like wild animal. Bring back Humbo.
Bring back Humbo. Yeah, bro. Here's the thing, bro.
Yeah, bro. Here's the thing, bro. Chat, here's the thing, bro.
Chat, here's the thing, bro. We kind of have to bring We have to
We kind of have to bring We have to bring people back, bro.
bring people back, bro. I know, guys. I am sorry, bro.
I know, guys. I am sorry, bro. Guys, I'm sorry. Like, look, I'll fix
the H are assembling. Savannah chat, remember, stay locked in, okay?
chat, remember, stay locked in, okay? Like, yo, yo, stay locked in, bro. Yeah.
Like, yo, yo, stay locked in, bro. Yeah. All right. All right. All right. All
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Stay locked
right. All right. All right. Stay locked in.
in. I I said, "Have you ever met a guy with
I I said, "Have you ever met a guy with 15k trophies?" She said, "I have not
15k trophies?" She said, "I have not yet." 15k trophies. Impressive. But can
yet." 15k trophies. Impressive. But can you win me over?
Should we ask Bernard? What do you mean airball?
What do you mean airball? It's a bot. It's AI.
It's a bot. It's AI. Are y'all being dead ass?
The key to my heart is tequila. A AI wouldn't say that.
Chad, what? That is a AI. Let me ask Bernard, bro. Let Let me ask
Let me ask Bernard, bro. Let Let me ask Bernard.
>> Yo, Bernard, we got a problem. Or maybe a solution. I'm still figuring
Or maybe a solution. I'm still figuring it out.
it out. >> Hey, Nick. All right, hit me with it.
>> Hey, Nick. All right, hit me with it. What's What's going on? Is it uh Is it
What's What's going on? Is it uh Is it something good? Something tricky? Let's
something good? Something tricky? Let's figure it out together.
figure it out together. >> There's this girl named Savannah. Bro,
>> There's this girl named Savannah. Bro, she liked me, right? She liked me on
she liked me, right? She liked me on July 27. Two days ago.
July 27. Two days ago. >> Okay. So,
>> Okay. So, >> continue.
>> All right. So, Savannah liked you two days ago and now you're trying to figure
days ago and now you're trying to figure out what to do next. Are you thinking
out what to do next. Are you thinking about
about >> N? So I responded and I said, "Have you
>> N? So I responded and I said, "Have you ever met a guy with 15k trophies?"
ever met a guy with 15k trophies?" Because I had 15k in class.
>> Oh, that's a pretty solid opener. You definitely got her attention with that
definitely got her attention with that one, I'm sure. How did she respond?
one, I'm sure. How did she respond? >> She responded, "I have not yet 15k
>> She responded, "I have not yet 15k trophies. Impressive. But can you win me
trophies. Impressive. But can you win me over?" Now, Bernard, people in my chat
over?" Now, Bernard, people in my chat are saying it's a AI. Are there AIs on
are saying it's a AI. Are there AIs on Hinge?
Hinge? >> Oh, she sounds pretty clever with that
>> Oh, she sounds pretty clever with that response. And yeah, there are definitely
response. And yeah, there are definitely AI bots on dating apps sometimes. But
AI bots on dating apps sometimes. But hopefully Savannah's real. If the
hopefully Savannah's real. If the conversation keeps flowing naturally, um
conversation keeps flowing naturally, um that's usually a good sign.
that's usually a good sign. >> So, how do I prove that she's real?
>> So, how do I prove that she's real? Like, how do I find out, bro?
Like, how do I find out, bro? >> Cuz Bernard, like, this girl is bad.
>> Cuz Bernard, like, this girl is bad. Like, she could fart on me, bro. Dead
Like, she could fart on me, bro. Dead ass.
ass. Well, I'm glad you're excited about her.
Well, I'm glad you're excited about her. Just keep it genuine and fun. If you
Just keep it genuine and fun. If you feel comfortable, you could always
feel comfortable, you could always suggest a quick video chat and that way
suggest a quick video chat and that way uh you'll know for sure.
uh you'll know for sure. >> All right.
>> All right. Suggest a video chat. Bernard, maybe I
Suggest a video chat. Bernard, maybe I ask her for a voice message.
ask her for a voice message. >> Yeah, voice message is a great idea.
>> Yeah, voice message is a great idea. It's a more casual way to see if she's
It's a more casual way to see if she's real and to keep the conversation fun
real and to keep the conversation fun and light. Go for it.
Bernard, I said, "Wait, are you real? Send a voice
Send a voice message."
message." >> Nice. That's a pretty straightforward.
>> Nice. That's a pretty straightforward. Hopefully, she'll find it funny.
Hopefully, she'll find it funny. >> Okay. Bernard, don't don't worry. We got
>> Okay. Bernard, don't don't worry. We got another text, bro. Bernard, do you
another text, bro. Bernard, do you remember Kelsey? Do you remember Kelsey?
remember Kelsey? Do you remember Kelsey? >> Of course I remember Kelsey. It's always
>> Of course I remember Kelsey. It's always Interesting when people from the past
Interesting when people from the past pop back up. What did uh what did Kelsey
pop back up. What did uh what did Kelsey say?
say? >> Well, it was like 20 minutes ago, but
>> Well, it was like 20 minutes ago, but All right, dude. So, Bernard, she said,
All right, dude. So, Bernard, she said, "Do you golf at all?" Do you remember
"Do you golf at all?" Do you remember what your response was?
what your response was? >> I think I remember something along the
>> I think I remember something along the lines of you mentioning that you're
lines of you mentioning that you're working on your golf skills, right? It's
working on your golf skills, right? It's always fun to to show off those
always fun to to show off those improving golf skills.
improving golf skills. >> I said, "Yeah, I do. It's a lot of fun.
>> I said, "Yeah, I do. It's a lot of fun. How about you?" She said, "I do, but I
How about you?" She said, "I do, but I haven't been in forever, though. We
haven't been in forever, though. We should go to Topgolf."
should go to Topgolf." >> Oh, that sounds like a really fun idea.
>> Oh, that sounds like a really fun idea. Top Golf is such a great casual.
Top Golf is such a great casual. >> Wait, Bernard, she wants to meet me,
>> Wait, Bernard, she wants to meet me, bro. Bernard, she's like full court
bro. Bernard, she's like full court pressing me, bro.
pressing me, bro. >> Hey, that sounds like a great sign.
>> Hey, that sounds like a great sign. She's definitely interested. If you're
She's definitely interested. If you're feeling it, too, you should go for it.
feeling it, too, you should go for it. It could uh it could be a lot of fun.
It could uh it could be a lot of fun. Okay. So, should I respond with do it
Okay. So, should I respond with do it fart?
fart? >> That might be a little bit too forward.
>> That might be a little bit too forward. >> Okay.
>> Okay. >> What should I say?
>> What should I say? >> Just keep it fun and simple. You could
>> Just keep it fun and simple. You could say something like top golf sounds
say something like top golf sounds awesome. Let's uh let's set it up. That
awesome. Let's uh let's set it up. That way you keep the momentum going.
way you keep the momentum going. >> So, I should not say do it far.
>> So, I should not say do it far. >> Probably best to save that joke for
>> Probably best to save that joke for later once you know each other a bit
later once you know each other a bit better. Just keep it light and friendly
better. Just keep it light and friendly for now.
>> Bernard, somebody in the chat said to ask cream team or squirt squad. I'm not
ask cream team or squirt squad. I'm not doing that.
doing that. >> Yeah, definitely trust your instincts on
>> Yeah, definitely trust your instincts on that one.
that one. >> All right. All right. All right. All
>> All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. So,
right. All right. All right. So, okay. So, Bernard, you think I should
okay. So, Bernard, you think I should respond and say what exactly should I
respond and say what exactly should I say?
say? Like Bernard, remember, cool, casual,
Like Bernard, remember, cool, casual, easygoing, fun.
easygoing, fun. >> Got it. Keep it light and playful. You
>> Got it. Keep it light and playful. You could say something like, "Top golf
could say something like, "Top golf sounds like a blast. When are you free?"
sounds like a blast. When are you free?" Uh, that way you keep that cool and
Uh, that way you keep that cool and casual vibe going.
casual vibe going. >> All right. All right. All right. All
>> All right. All right. All right. All right. But Bernard, like, I don't know
right. But Bernard, like, I don't know if I [ __ ] with her though. Like,
if I [ __ ] with her though. Like, Bernard, I don't know if I [ __ ] with her
Bernard, I don't know if I [ __ ] with her like enough to meet her, bro. You know
like enough to meet her, bro. You know what I'm saying, Bernard? Because
what I'm saying, Bernard? Because Bernard, remember, I am like gay.
Bernard, remember, I am like gay. Hey, it's totally okay to take your time
Hey, it's totally okay to take your time and figure out how you feel. If if
and figure out how you feel. If if you're not sure, there's no rush.
you're not sure, there's no rush. >> All right. So, what do you think I
>> All right. So, what do you think I should say? Like, Bernard, let me Okay,
should say? Like, Bernard, let me Okay, let me give you a scenario. Okay,
let me give you a scenario. Okay, listen. Listen. So, Bernard, I I don't
listen. Listen. So, Bernard, I I don't want to set up a meeting with her yet,
want to set up a meeting with her yet, but I want to keep the conversation
but I want to keep the conversation cruising. What should I say?
cruising. What should I say? >> You could keep it easy going and say
>> You could keep it easy going and say something like, "Top golf sounds fun.
something like, "Top golf sounds fun. Let's in touch and and figure out a good
Let's in touch and and figure out a good time soon. That way you keep the door
time soon. That way you keep the door open without any pressure.
open without any pressure. >> Protein shake. Did you hear what I just
>> Protein shake. Did you hear what I just said?
said? >> I got you. You You're thinking about
>> I got you. You You're thinking about keeping the conversation going.
keeping the conversation going. >> Bernard, I am gay, bro. That's what I'm
>> Bernard, I am gay, bro. That's what I'm trying to say.
trying to say. >> Got it, Nick. Thanks for sharing that
>> Got it, Nick. Thanks for sharing that with me. Just be honest with her.
with me. Just be honest with her. >> Okay. Well, okay. I'm kind of straight.
>> Okay. Well, okay. I'm kind of straight. She's bad.
She's bad. >> Bernard, she is bad, bro. I'm not going
>> Bernard, she is bad, bro. I'm not going to lie. All right. All right. All right.
to lie. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let me lock in. All right,
All right. Let me lock in. All right, Bernard, she's back. What do I say?
Bernard, she's back. What do I say? Like, if I don't want to go to Topgolf
Like, if I don't want to go to Topgolf yet, but I want to keep the conversation
yet, but I want to keep the conversation going. What do I say?
going. What do I say? >> You can keep it simple and say something
>> You can keep it simple and say something like, "Top golf sounds fun. We should
like, "Top golf sounds fun. We should definitely do that soon. In the
definitely do that soon. In the meantime, tell me more about what you
meantime, tell me more about what you like to do for fun. That way, you keep
like to do for fun. That way, you keep the conversation rolling and keep it
the conversation rolling and keep it light."
light." >> Okay.
Okay. All right. All right. All right. Bernard, I got you. Okay.
Bernard, I got you. Okay. >> Awesome. I'm glad that helps. Just keep
>> Awesome. I'm glad that helps. Just keep it fun and and be yourself and uh I'm
it fun and and be yourself and uh I'm sure it'll all go great. Let me know how
sure it'll all go great. Let me know how it goes.
>> Bernard, I'm scared. >> It's totally normal.
>> It's totally normal. >> Bernard, I don't like talking to girls,
>> Bernard, I don't like talking to girls, bro.
bro. >> I get it. It can be a bit
>> I get it. It can be a bit nerve-wracking. Just Remember, you're
nerve-wracking. Just Remember, you're just having a conversation and getting
just having a conversation and getting to know someone. There's no pressure and
to know someone. There's no pressure and it's all about having fun and being
it's all about having fun and being yourself.
All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm Bernard. I'm going to chill.
right. I'm Bernard. I'm going to chill. I'm going to sleep on it.
I'm going to sleep on it. >> That sounds like a great pet. I
>> That sounds like a great pet. I >> I am scared, bro. I don't talk to women.
>> I am scared, bro. I don't talk to women. All right, Bernard. I love you, bro. And
All right, Bernard. I love you, bro. And I'm gonna buy a boost. Okay, Bernard.
I'm gonna buy a boost. Okay, Bernard. I'm going see you on Tuesday.
I'm going see you on Tuesday. I need to charge my phone.
I need to charge my phone. What the [ __ ] am I?
What the [ __ ] am I? I need to charge my phone, bro.
I need to charge my phone, bro. Chad, I need to charge my flone,
Chad, I need to charge my flone, bro. Respond, Chad. No, no, no, no, no,
bro. Respond, Chad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know a good
no, no, no. I don't know a good response, bro. I don't know a good
response, bro. I don't know a good response,
response, I do not know a good response, bro.
I do not know a good response, bro. All right, let's go on a winning streak.
All right, let's go on a winning streak. Let's go. Yo, chat. I am getting shitty
Let's go. Yo, chat. I am getting shitty matchups though, bro. Somebody typed Evo
matchups though, bro. Somebody typed Evo weirdo.
weirdo. Your Tik Tok got banned.
Your Tik Tok got banned. What? Why?
What? Why? Why?
Why? I don't know. We're good. We're good.
I don't know. We're good. We're good. Yo, YouTube. I'm about to end on YouTube
Yo, YouTube. I'm about to end on YouTube cuz we're going to lock in. We're going
cuz we're going to lock in. We're going to be streaming on Twitch
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