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CE a month. I go once every three
months, bro. I'm not going to lie. I'm
coming off the tail end of three months
right now. So, it literally looks like a
jungle down there, bro. Not trolling,
bro. The thing is, bro, I I just don't
like doing it, bro. Because it's like I
don't want to cut myself, bro. Is that
relatable? Chief Zaza, the one y'all are
saying once a month. Okay, once a week
is weird, bro. What are you, Tarzan?
There's no way you're shaving your balls
once a week. Unless you're literally
Tarzan and you grow hair at the speed of light.
I'm sorry, bro. There's no freaking way.
You do not shave your balls once a week.
If you do that, bro, you're literally Tarzan.
Tarzan.
And I probably already got banned on
TikTok. GG. I just realized I was live, too.
too.
On God, I do that. Dude, that's that's
insane. Is that not insane?
Once a week is insane. No, that is
crazy. Yeah, I'm already banned on
TikTok. Let's see. Okay, we actually
aren't. All right. All right. Listen,
chat. We're gonna play a game, bro. It's
currently 4:55 p.m., right? Let's see
how many minutes it takes for me to get
a suspending or a violation warning on
TikTok. I'm gonna say over under 10
minutes, bro.
STFU and DBLO. I still don't know what
you mean by DBLO. All right, guys. I'm
locked in. My deck is back in the meta.
Guys, I was playing Clash this morning
on the toilet, which by the way, I've
told y'all boys about this many times.
The toilet is a glitch, bro. If you play
Clash on the toilet, you're going to win more.
Is there a clip?
All right. What is going on right now?
Bro, what is happening?
What is going on? All right. All right.
What is going on?
What is going on? What is going on? I'm
not starting a B. All right. I'm about
Okay. There's nobody outside my house.
Did y'all lie?
I'm not live streaming it.
RIP Jidler Ara 100%. It's not Ara, bro.
All right, let let's let's stream. Yo, chat,
chat,
if somebody knocks the door, tell me.
But don't sit here and cap.
Two wins away from League Six cuz nobody
was there. No one was outside. Two wins
away from League six or league five. If
we get League five, we get League six.
If we get League six, we get League
seven. Listen to me. Listen to me clear.
We are It's It didn't knock. I would
have heard it. Stop. Listen to me.
Listen to me clear. We are not moving a
muscle until we're ultimate champion
tonight. Chat, we have a timer set.
There is no football games on. It's Tuesday.
Tuesday.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday are
going to be long streams for me, bro.
Dude, I would have did long streams the
past month, but the reason why I didn't
was because the meta was so unplayable.
I could not play ladder for more than an
hour. The meta is amazing right now.
Chef's kiss.
The door did not knock. Stop.
I don't believe y'all, bro. Nobody was
outside. No one was outside my house.
Even if there was a knock, nobody was. I
literally just checked. No one was
Y'all are going to Y'all are going to
Y'all are literally I'm not going to be
I'm gonna I'm gonna freak out. I'm gonna
freak out. Chat, I don't behind you
again. No. No. I'm done. I'm done. I'm
done. Hi guys. Do you see what you
create? You create insanity. That's what
you create. You create insanity. The
bro. And then I'm getting texts and then
I'm thinking it's going to be like,
bro, I'm getting like anxiety from text
It's a six for five elixir exchange.
Three for four elixir exchange. I'm up
two. I'm up two elixir right now. The
abilities I go arrows and I'm up one.
Up two. So, we're going to guard the
left bridge.
arrows that get some tower damage. [Applause]
[Applause]
[Music]
All right, we're tied in tied in elixir now,
now, [Music]
[Music]
>> this guy has lightning. I don't know how
I'm going to defend. I have to go early
minions to DPS this. [Music]
He cannot afford lightning. No way.
There's no way he can afford it. He just
spent seven.
>> He's going to lightning right now and
If he not if he lightnings this, I'm
[Music] Graveyard.
Graveyard.
Wait for the scar me then arrows. No,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We got a lot of damage, but I don't know
That's a really nice arrows. That's a
really nice arrows. Oh, no. Oh, no. No.
[Music]
Snowball plus arrows wins. Not a good
matchup, but we got the win. Come on.
Not a good matchup, but we got the win.
Fisherman and Lightning and you lose to
Giant Graveyard. Retire, bro.
Bro, what are all these clips?
I don't believe y'all, bro. Nobody was
outside. No one was out.
>> H High V. This picture is literally
eerie, bro. High vibes, you are
literally a freak. Wait, did I get Wait,
we're still not on TikTok. Okay,
one more win for League Five.
One more win for League Five. One more
win for League Five. One more win for
League Five. Lock in League Five on the
second day of the season. God, I need to
get laid. Let's go.
But this is what passionate gaming is
all about, bro.
No social life, no friends, no
girlfriend, no job. This is what it's
Dude, I love how like niche Royal Chef
is too because of the nerf. Like,
Supercell, y'all cooked, sis. It's a
little It's a little manipulative and
annoying and gaslighting
um just to like know that y'all had the
capabilities to to fix the game but
didn't for months and now because CRL
Worlds is coming up now we're going to
fix the game. The game should just be
fixed all the time. Bro, this is the
most fun I've had on Clash in like five months.
The meta is good, sis. Yeah, chat. You
can say slay.
Royal recruits player. Easy peasy lemon
squeezy. chat. If this guy's using ro
recruits, I'm going to win probably 85%
of the time. I'm really good against recruits.
recruits.
It's lava hound. It's going to be lava
I missed the flying machine. Jesus
Coach Chris just typed a great message
here. I'm still convinced they set up
hard counters after a certain number of
wins. Hey Chris, you're dead on the
money. You're Chris, you're a scholar.
You're 100% correct. If you're Chris,
it's not a convince, bro. They literally
designed the game to make you suffer.
Chris, you're a smart guy.
Don't do it. Don't do this kid. Wait.
Wait. But chat, he has no cursed zap.
Wait, he has no curse sap for the
graveyard. Oh my god. Snowball this. The
boulder's going to live longer because
of the snowball. And then he's going to
roll the barbs. The guards. The guards.
The guards. The guards. The guards.
Great start. Way to come back. Bad curse
Witch take no damage. I might go giant
graveyard, bro. But I think if I go
I want to give him to curse sap the
minions and then I could maybe go. Okay,
Holy witch value. [Music]
He's going to curse Zap for the night heroes.
Terrible, terrible, terrible player.
Of course you're using curse zap. Why?
Why? Why do you have curse zap, man?
You're not good. We're in like a barn
burn or two. It's just sad and pathetic,
bro. I get opening sequenced
against a cursed zap player and the only
reason why I come back into the game is
because he wastes a curse zap on a
minion. So I get like 3,000 graveyard damage
damage
>> and he still wins because the matchup is
so good. Every time he curses he gets value.
value.
Someone said hello. All right.
Hi vice. Yo hi vice. Are you trying to
make me have early onset schizophrenia
right now? Hi guys. Hi guys. Are you
trying to make me have a mental
breakdown while already playing a game
And then he typed, "Bro, what? Give me
the clip, Chad. Give me the clip. A
Hi guys. Hi guys. You're tr see now.
What's the clip?
No. No. No. No. No.
Rewind the clip.
Rewind the clip.
Rewind that. No. No. No. No. No. Rewind
Terrible, terrible, terrible player.
Hi Vice,
you've done a lot of things. Trying to
make me have a schizophrenic episode is
a new low.
Hi Vice, you're Dude, the thing is
imagine I was sleepd deprived right now.
Hi Vice, luckily I'm not sleep deprived,
so I'm in a good headsp space. Hi Vice,
you're playing a voice of a little girl
And I know you're related to the guy who
knocked the door. I just can't prove it.
Hi Vice, I don't know what's wrong with
your brain. Wrong clip. There's more.
Wrong clip. Drop the skinare routine.
This kid's still typing this. Haz is
calling me. Yo, Haz,
trying to make me have a schizophrenic
episode is a new low even for you.
>> Bro, what? Bro, did you even check the door?
door?
>> Hi Vice, I checked the door. No one was there.
there.
I heard knocking on the door.
>> Exactly. So, are we all going to sell or
>> Havas, I know you played a voice of a
little girl saying hello. You're a sick,
>> Bro, I don't know what happened.
>> Oh, that wasn't you? Then who was it?
Freaking Bernard. Who was it? have us.
>> Who was what?
>> I mean, bro, come on.
>> bro? Jason, I'm telling you, we all
>> All right. You want me to have a mental
breakdown? Let's have a mental
breakdown. I'm hanging up,
chat. There's not knocking. There's not
a little girl. It's H Highise. Okay. It
And there's another clip. What is this
What is this one? This is a new a new
clip. Clip. There's more. Wrong clip.
Drop the skinare routine. This kid's
still typing.
No, no, no, chat. I'm not Yo, I'm not in
the mental head space to deal with this
right now. I'm already playing the worst
game ever created. High vibes. Enough.
Enough.
You're trying to like make my life a
horror movie now, man.
Chat, I'm on edge.
I'm on edge. Like I I'm I'm just waiting
How can it be fake? It's a live stream.
Uh coffee, are there any neurons firing
in your brain right now? It's not fake.
Hi Vise is making the noises.
It's I didn't kidnap anybody, bro.
Chat, I didn't kidnap. Oh my god. Oh my god.
god. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
He literally just typed, "How can it be
fake? It's a live stream." Coffee, are
your brain cells having a competition
against each other right now? It's High,
bro. I'm not saying it's fake. High is
[Music]
Minion DPS arch queen boulder knock back
>> the queen this guy's deck is going to be
Isn't it crazy how witch's eighth card
he princes the bridge which is eighth card
card [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
So now I have to waste the snowball on
the arrows. [Applause]
[Applause]
All right. I don't like hearing things.
All right. I'm hearing things.
[Music]
[Applause]
I should have evoso snowed him earlier, man.
man.
I should have evoso snowed that Mega
>> I'm the queen. He's going to mega knite
the right. I'm going to win. I'm so smart.
Am I not just an absolute genius though,
man? Seriously on BD. Like I literally
said he's going to megaite the right, so
I graveyard the left. [Music]
[Music]
We're back.
We're back. I told y'all, bro, last meta
was a nightmare. This meta, I'm not
getting top 90. I'm getting top 50 in
the freaking world.
Bro, I'm literally gonna have a mental
breakdown, guys. Please stop. And there
it is. All right. Who Who bet under 10
minutes? Already banned on Tik Tok. We
bro.
bro?
All right. All right. All right. Hi guys.
guys.
bro? There's no way that it's air rack like
Is my clan typing something? [Music]
What the actual [ __ ] is going on right now?
What the actual [ __ ] is going on?
All right, this is my League Five game, bro.
bro.
League Five. Yo, MP, you're going down, bro.
Not edited the stream total to a
champion. What's the timer at? 24
minutes. Not edited the stream to a champion.
[Music]
Not ending total to a champion. Let's go.
go. [Applause]
[Music]
Bro, how?
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
>> chat? What sound? [Music]
[Music]
[Applause]
Oh my god, we got the Valkyrie. Oh my god.
god. [Music]
[Music]
No, no, no, no,
no, no,
no, no.
[Applause] [Music]
Thanks for splitting up your damage, bro.
Hit it.
[Music] Enemy.
Enemy. [Music]
[Music]
All right. This This [ __ ] is dead ass
insane, dog. No, no, no, no. Like, for
real, man.
His Royal Giant just had superpowers.
His Royal Giant had a titanium wiener. He
He
like like
his Royal Giant was built out of steel. Steel.
Check. Foxy. Hey, bro. This is Clash
Royale. Not Five Nights at Freddy's.
Are you like drunk? [Applause]
[Applause]
Kicked like a girl. Cool. Z, you just
got banned. Peace out, Z. I'll see you never
never
remove Z from the chat for the rest of
What I should have did was I should have
accepted that I was going to lose my
tower and went for a tower trade when he
was doing that Royal Giant push.
But it's hard to do that when he has
mini pekka. It's just like the mini
glyphy. They go to bottle. Nobody go to battle.
battle. [Applause]
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
What a start to the game, man.
What a freaking start.
Nah, no refunds.
Rotator chip is still using vines. H.
Go guards. Go guards. Go guards. Go guards.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. [Music]
[Music]
What a grind. What a grind, guys. Nice,
guys. That was a grind. Thought I lost
with the speedy Pekka from sent from the
gates of hell. [Music]
[Music]
Oh my god, I forgot to tell you guys. Oh
my god, I forgot to tell you guys.
As of this morning at 10:53 a.m.,
Supercell gave me the rarest badge in
official Supercell creator badge, bro.
The only badge that is rarer than this
is CRL competitor. Bro,
tell me this isn't valid, bro. Bro,
chat, there's probably only like a
hundred people with this badge.
Chat, now see, that's actually a W. See,
chat, now if people try to imposter me,
they can't because they have to have
this badge. Bro, who knocked? What do
you mean knocking? I I'm not in the
mental head space.
Who knocked?
My headset's off, bro. Who knocked?
One win. One win is all I need for for
League Five. Come on, man. [Music]
[Music]
This is my third time I've been one off
League Five. Just let me have it.
Oh, you're so skilled, bro. What a
skilled player. Lumber loom the bridge
first play. What a talented individual man.
man.
See, but I'm already pissed cuz look at
how he's playing. [Music]
[Music]
Arrows do so much more damage than
people think. I'm telling you, AOS are
Quiet. Quiet. You're a Lumber Lon
player. I don't talk to Lumberoon
players. I'm not talking to you. [Music]
[Music]
GG. Chat, just type GG.
It's been a really, really messed up
week. Seven days of torture, seven days
of my girlfriend would have cheated on
me. She's a California dime, but it's
time for me to quit her. La,
whatever. La, it doesn't matter. Should
not have arrowed.
Should not have arrowed. Should not have arrowed.
Lock it. Lock it chat. I love y'all
boys. We're getting ultimate champions
today. If I get it today, I'll be top
I kind of want a giant graveyard in an
Evo Snow. He's not even going to have
time to counter push. He will not have
>> We're going at it tonight. Tonight.
There's a body on the rooftop top of the
world. Tonight. Tonight. And we're
dancing on the edge of Hollywood sign. I
don't know if I'll make it, but watch
how good I'll fake it. Yeah. Tonight.
Tonight. Come on. Get out played. Sergio,
Sergio,
get out played. It's got to be better,
Sergio. As soon as you go Evo Pekka at
the back and I have Evo Snowball, I'm
going to rip Giant Graveyard Evo Snow
All up in that ass. All up in that ass.
Let's freaking go, man. Jinxy, take a
break for a few days. See, the thing is,
you think I'm losing it. I've only just
found it.
If I Sorry about the burp. If I get
ultimate champion today,
I will be top 100 in the world. I told
you guys time and time again.
I'm a top 100 player, bro. When the meta
isn't brain rot, stop screaming, "My
grandma's sleeping." That's not my
responsibility. Don't ever pin that [ __ ]
on me again. Do you understand? Big_M
P. If your grandma is sleeping, that is
not my responsibility.
I'm at a reasonable volume and you can
adjust it.
The world does not revolve around you, Py,
Py,
or your freaking grandma. I'm sorry,
Grandma Py. I'm sorry. What happened to
my mic? Oh, I spit on my mic.
But Py, if your grandma's sleeping and
I'm being loud, it's your responsibility
to find headphones or turn down the
audio of the stream. Py, the world does
not revolve around you, bro. The world
does not stop and start at your pleasure.
[Music]
grand champion. Let's freaking go, man.
Come on.
If I get ultimate champion today, we're
going to be top 100. But Gypsy, how do
we know you're not going to give off? I
only get off on Mondays, Thursdays,
Sundays, NFL games. Other than that, I
am a degenerate, low-life loser this
entire season. If I don't get top 100,
We're going at it tonight.
3,000 medals, here I come. Ultimate
champion, here I come. Top 100, here I
come. Dying alone, here I come. We're
playing against Young Boy 4K train. I
[Music]
chat. If you want to listen to good
music, uh, look up Shop Colin by NBA
Young Boy, also known as Kentrell
Golden. And you can thank me later for
blessing your eardrums. [Music]
Perfect timing on the arrows to take no damage.
damage.
Whoa, that was an overcomit. [Music]
And I'm so fresh. I know she want to
Blocking.
God, my headset's loose right now.
It's using mortar chat. Mortar
mortar player, I think. [Music]
[Applause] [Music]
You're emoting.
You're emoting and being disrespectful
when you have matchup.
You're emoting and being disrespectful
when I literally can't play a witch
without you lightning it.
Ah, you're such a demonic person.
Doesn't say anything, by the way. It
doesn't say anything. Say it to my
freaking face. I'm so done with these
little shits who run around on this
game. They hit you with a good luck.
They don't say a [ __ ] word and then
they want to BM. Say it to my [ __ ] face.
face. [Music]
[Music]
Try that [ __ ] Try that [ __ ]
Bro, I'm telling you, Supercell, where
is proximity chat? I want to be able to
talk to my opponents. I'm done with this
[ __ ] I'm done with these kids hiding
behind their emotes. Supercell. Try it
for one day. Give me one day. 24 hours.
Just give me one day.
Give me one [ __ ] day.
We need voice chat in this game. I'm
about to start a petition. Give me 24
hours of voice chat. It's all I need. I
just I just want to talk to him.
chat. Every time I open the chat, y'all
are just typing knocking knock knock.
You would have won if you popped your
pimple. That has no correlation to Clash Royale.
Have us
It's fine because we didn't
we didn't lose any progress in League 5
because I was at the bottom stepping
stool. I can already tell that mortar
[Music] Haka
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
Lightning baby dragon barbarian barrelage.
[Music]
I have no godly idea what this dude's using.
[Applause]
>> Electrogiant maybe. Chad, is this
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music]
Instead of going minions graveyard, if I
just went giant graveyard, I would have
won the game. But I forgot he didn't
have evo goblin gauge. It's on me. We're
still at the bottom of League 5, so none
of the losses really matter that much.
It's just driving me mentally insane.
All I had to do was giant graveyard and
not minions graveyard. I knew as soon as
I did that, I lost the game. And then
when I arrows the baby dragon, it made
it even worse.
That guy's terrible. Literally, my son
outplayed the [ __ ] out of him with a bad
matchup, but that just gave him a win
for no reason. I'm so generous. Like, I
just give people wins. I don't know why
I went minions graveyard. I was
literally putting my nuts on his
forehead. Sorry, Tik Tok. I was putting
my dong on his face for the entire game
and then I just go minions graveyard for
no reason. [Music]
That was a really good arrow to take out
the competition. That way he has no
penalty. Got to be a little bit quicker
with it though. If I was quicker, man,
if I was quicker, I mean, I would have
[Music]
It's all good. I'm like, all I needed to
know was just how much better I am than
all these players in this league. And I
already know for a fact I'm going to get
[Music] [Applause]
If I witch, he's going to get a crazy
[Music]
>> used to [Music]
[Music]
Nice guys. Come on.
[Applause]
Great win.
I own this league, bro. I told you.
League five's weak.
There's no more uh there's no more brain
rot decks, bro. Which means I'm going to
Good game, bro. Nice play on you, man.
His pump's gone and his tower just took
3,000 damage. Nice, guys. Eat berry
minions above the Valkyrie.
Not a clue.
He's going to pump again and then I'm
I'm in trouble. I have to like clearly
[Applause] [Music]
All things considered, not bad. This
guy's using one of the most unique decks
I've ever seen in my life. This deck is
so unique. I respect this.
I need to take the tower. That way I can
take the pump. [Music]
[Music] Superha.
Superha. [Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
victory. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
I knew he would do it, but the
musketeers are so fast it didn't even
matter. Wow. I need Give me 30 seconds
cuz I'm about to put a hole in this
All right. So, Chad, what did we learn? What did we
So, Chad, what did we learn? What did we learn? What did we learn? What did we
learn? What did we learn? What did we learn? What did we learn?
learn? What did we learn? [Music]
[Music] We learned
We learned We learned even if you are expecting
We learned even if you are expecting three musketeers in the pocket, you
three musketeers in the pocket, you can't stop them. You have to
can't stop them. You have to preemptively place cards.
preemptively place cards. [Music]
[Music] Oh, we learned that I suck. Really?
Oh, we learned that I suck. Really? That's what we learned.
This guy has a canoner tower type. Really good start, man.
I kind of want to try some games with furnace as well.
Oh, this guy's using that really skillful deck where uh they just put
skillful deck where uh they just put cards at the bridge for like five
cards at the bridge for like five minutes.
minutes. He's using that really skillful deck
He's using that really skillful deck where they just put one elixir cards at
where they just put one elixir cards at the bridge for 5 minutes.
>> He has no love, so [Music]
I'll take the 1,000 damage lead, my son. Pick
Pick [Music]
him up elixir as well. [Music]
>> Um, I did not know that you were using expo.
I didn't know he had expo in his deck. Ice or no, fire spirit, electro spirit,
Ice or no, fire spirit, electro spirit, Valkyrie is expo.
Holy. [Music]
people. [Music]
Night. Nice.
Go. [Applause]
[Applause] Holy.
I feel like that guy was good. I want to take that guy's profile.
take that guy's profile. [Music]
[Music] 2400.
2400. Not bad.
Not bad. We'll take that win. I'd take that D.
We'll take that win. I'd take that D. Dude, if we get League six, it's just a
Dude, if we get League six, it's just a steady climb right to ultimate champion
steady climb right to ultimate champion tonight. I'll be top 100 in the world.
All right. Oh, that's supposed to be a boulder. Jesus Christ.
boulder. Jesus Christ. That's supposed to be a boulder, man.
>> It's duck. >> Where are my arrows, man?
roll. Yes, >> he has no graveyard counters. His
>> he has no graveyard counters. His Valkyrie is gone. His uh dark goblin's
Valkyrie is gone. His uh dark goblin's gone.
gone. [Music]
It's just game sense, bro. It's just game sense, bro. Up, 1700 damage because
game sense, bro. Up, 1700 damage because of that. Good decision making.
If >> he was locked, he would have went
>> he was locked, he would have went Valkyrie to predict that.
>> Perfect timing as always. Got him. Cool. It's just like perfect timing.
It's just like perfect timing. See, but like I feel like in this meta
See, but like I feel like in this meta when I lose it's like my fault every
when I lose it's like my fault every time. Like I can play for 20 hours if
time. Like I can play for 20 hours if that's the case.
that's the case. >> Top 100.
>> Top 100. [Music]
[Music] >> Let's go.
Morin with the raid. W Morin, man. Morton, thank you my sir.
Morton, thank you my sir. More I love you, bro.
Champions happening today. I'm telling you, it's just League 5 is a little too
you, it's just League 5 is a little too gosh darn easy.
[Music] Stick your tongue out for a picture.
[Applause] Now let's see.
[Music] He has no poison, no barbarian barrel,
He has no poison, no barbarian barrel, no witch.
no witch. He's
He's [Music]
[Music] It's just like pure raw unfiltered
It's just like pure raw unfiltered talent. I'm just going to win every
talent. I'm just going to win every game. No one's beating me.
>> It's just talented, bro. [Applause]
If that witch would have lived, I would have pulled out my penis live on the
have pulled out my penis live on the street.
It's just like [Applause]
[Applause] just raw talent, bro. I don't there's
just raw talent, bro. I don't there's nothing else I could say. I haven't
nothing else I could say. I haven't faced any goblin machines today. Any
faced any goblin machines today. Any goblin giants. Notice that. No
goblin giants. Notice that. No complaints. Just all my losses are my
complaints. Just all my losses are my fault. All my wins are my fault. This is
fault. All my wins are my fault. This is what this game was supposed to be.
what this game was supposed to be. Clash Royale should always be a game
Clash Royale should always be a game where there's like 30 different viable
where there's like 30 different viable decks. There should never be two viable
decks. There should never be two viable decks. I don't know what type of
decks. I don't know what type of demogorgan designed last season, but
demogorgan designed last season, but this season y'all cooked.
this season y'all cooked. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] You never win with three crowns, Rayuji.
You never win with three crowns, Rayuji. I'm not in the business of show. I'm
I'm not in the business of show. I'm here to win games. I'm not here to go
here to win games. I'm not here to go for three crowns, Rayuji. I'm here to
for three crowns, Rayuji. I'm here to win games.
[Applause] Come here.
Holy >> fog. Firecracker.
[Music] I guess I should have ate the hog to do
I guess I should have ate the hog to do 1,000 damage cuz
1,000 damage cuz as soon as I defended the I don't know,
as soon as I defended the I don't know, maybe I should have saved my guards. I
maybe I should have saved my guards. I should have ate the furnace, I think.
should have ate the furnace, I think. Yeah,
Yeah, guards are like my only good response to
guards are like my only good response to Hulk. So, I should have probably not
Hulk. So, I should have probably not guarded the furnace.
guarded the furnace. [Music]
Yeah, I mean it's not a good matchup, but like because it's not a good matchup
How's it going, Supercell? Um, first report of the
report of the As soon as I pulled out the phone,
As soon as I pulled out the phone, Dennis,
Dennis, good boy. Good [ __ ] boy, Dennis. Good
good boy. Good [ __ ] boy, Dennis. Good boy. Good boy.
boy. Good boy. See what I'm saying? Like, he's just in
See what I'm saying? Like, he's just in the stream. It's so blatantly [ __ ]
the stream. It's so blatantly [ __ ] obvious.
obvious. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
What a disgusting freak. Uh, besides the point, shouldn't have guards the furnace
point, shouldn't have guards the furnace that was on me
because then when he hoged, I had only heavy cards. So,
heavy cards. So, just wasn't good.
This card is literal brain wrote. I might start trying furnace in a sec,
might start trying furnace in a sec, chat. What do y'all think?
[Applause] I mean, just outplay it, bro. I'm just
I mean, just outplay it, bro. I'm just I'm too good to be in this league, man.
I'm too good to be in this league, man. Like, way too talented for this [ __ ]
Like, way too talented for this [ __ ] Forced out Evo Erag. I don't even know
Forced out Evo Erag. I don't even know why he would defend because now he can't
why he would defend because now he can't even counter. So, now his Eragra is
even counter. So, now his Eragra is going to do nothing.
These electro dragon like brain rot players never give up though because
players never give up though because they know all they need is just one
they know all they need is just one golden push and they win. Even if they
golden push and they win. Even if they make every wrong decision and lose all
make every wrong decision and lose all their towers and lose all their elixir,
their towers and lose all their elixir, it doesn't matter.
[Music] [Applause]
[Music] Electro Dragon. Terrible player.
Electro Dragon. Terrible player. It's just like I'm too good to be in
It's just like I'm too good to be in this arena, bro. I'm too good. Like I'm
this arena, bro. I'm too good. Like I'm too talented to be in League Five, bro.
too talented to be in League Five, bro. This is not where I belong. I belong
This is not where I belong. I belong with the top god.
>> Royal recruits or golem or lava hound. One of those three. Or electro giant.
One of those three. Or electro giant. One of those four.
Royal recruits. Uh mods, just mods, you may as well pay out the prediction now
may as well pay out the prediction now chat. Anybody that bet on me winning,
chat. Anybody that bet on me winning, congratulations. One thing you'll learn
congratulations. One thing you'll learn about me is um I will never lose with a
about me is um I will never lose with a hard counter. It's not in my nature. So
hard counter. It's not in my nature. So what I do, so now that I have a hard
what I do, so now that I have a hard counter, what I do is I don't DM. I
counter, what I do is I don't DM. I don't even say anything. I take my win
don't even say anything. I take my win and I move on with my day
because I have a hard counter chat. This is literally free channel.
This is literally free channel points. You can bet every point you possibly
You can bet every point you possibly have on me. You will It doesn't matter.
have on me. You will It doesn't matter. I will not lose. Even if I'm losing
I will not lose. Even if I'm losing right now. I'm in a graveyard cuz if I
right now. I'm in a graveyard cuz if I go giant, he has evo cage.
go giant, he has evo cage. [Music]
[Music] Oh, I lost. He has mother witch. I'm
Oh, I lost. He has mother witch. I'm sorry. I didn't know he had mother
sorry. I didn't know he had mother witch. Uh, normally world recruits
witch. Uh, normally world recruits doesn't run mother witch. It actually
doesn't run mother witch. It actually never has it. So, this guy might be
never has it. So, this guy might be sniping.
sniping. I 100% lost, though. I uh I can't beat
I 100% lost, though. I uh I can't beat uh Mother W cuz now there's 30 pigs on
uh Mother W cuz now there's 30 pigs on my tower.
I mean, like maybe I could come back, but it's not going to be possible though
but it's not going to be possible though because
because because he has Mother Witch, he has a
because he has Mother Witch, he has a hard counter, so like I can't graveyard,
hard counter, so like I can't graveyard, so I can only giant. But if I giant, he
so I can only giant. But if I giant, he just goes Evo Cage. I guess I could
just goes Evo Cage. I guess I could giant now to force out Evo Cage.
giant now to force out Evo Cage. I'm going to go evo cage like right now.
I'm going to go evo cage like right now. I guess I have a tiny chance.
But like I swear to Yeah, bro. I I I'm a different type of person when it comes
different type of person when it comes to battle. I'm literally sitting here
to battle. I'm literally sitting here talking about how much of a hard counter
talking about how much of a hard counter I have and then this guy,
I have and then this guy, he uh is running recruits. It's not a
he uh is running recruits. It's not a good game. Like, are you [ __ ] brain
good game. Like, are you [ __ ] brain dead? Like, how is it a good game? You
dead? Like, how is it a good game? You have a mother witch. Whatever. Um
have a mother witch. Whatever. Um it's like Royal Recruits doesn't even
it's like Royal Recruits doesn't even run Mother Witch. So, like it's one
run Mother Witch. So, like it's one thing to play against mother witch when
thing to play against mother witch when it's in a sparky deck because then it's
it's in a sparky deck because then it's like, oh, I know sparky always runs
like, oh, I know sparky always runs mother witch. I already know that. But
mother witch. I already know that. But it's one thing like when I'm playing
it's one thing like when I'm playing recruits, it's like I know in the back
recruits, it's like I know in the back of my mind I'm like, oh, he doesn't have
of my mind I'm like, oh, he doesn't have mother witch cuz he's using recruits. Of
mother witch cuz he's using recruits. Of course he has it.
course he has it. [Music]
And then he types good game. I actually don't think anything triggers me more
don't think anything triggers me more than when someone says good game when
than when someone says good game when they have a hard counter cuz it's like I
they have a hard counter cuz it's like I think they're trying to be nice but
think they're trying to be nice but they're just so unintelligent they don't
they're just so unintelligent they don't even understand how the game works. Good
even understand how the game works. Good game. It's like no nope. It's not it's
game. It's like no nope. It's not it's not a good game. You have a hard
not a good game. You have a hard counter.
counter. You have a sneaky mother witch. Like it
You have a sneaky mother witch. Like it it's not a good game. Don't even type
it's not a good game. Don't even type that.
Valkyrie lightning arrows. It's going to be another hard counter. Yeah, he's
be another hard counter. Yeah, he's going to go lava hound. I'm going to go
going to go lava hound. I'm going to go witch. He's going to lightning the
witch. He's going to lightning the witch. Then I'm going to go minions.
witch. Then I'm going to go minions. He's going to arrows. The minions and
He's going to arrows. The minions and the lava hound's going to do 4,000
the lava hound's going to do 4,000 damage. So, I'd say I have like a 20%
damage. So, I'd say I have like a 20% chance of winning. He's probably going
chance of winning. He's probably going to play terrible. So, maybe I'll have a
to play terrible. So, maybe I'll have a shot.
[Music] deep.
It's time to use furnace chat. which is terrible cuz everybody's using
which is terrible cuz everybody's using lightning again.
Yeah, I'm going to use furnace and then cuz if I have furnace I like three crown
cuz if I have furnace I like three crown that guy.
What's up with all the demonic players today? I don't I'm a little confused.
today? I don't I'm a little confused. It's like bro, you have a lightning guy.
It's like bro, you have a lightning guy. What What are we celebrating? I also
What What are we celebrating? I also thought he was right. This music's
thought he was right. This music's really annoying when you're like tilting
really annoying when you're like tilting and it's going
and it's going you done. When I'm tilting and then
you done. When I'm tilting and then they're going
they're going like after I lost it's like all right.
like after I lost it's like all right. Witch is gone. Everybody uses lightning.
Witch is gone. Everybody uses lightning. Don't use witch this season. This card
Don't use witch this season. This card is going to be trash this season.
is going to be trash this season. Furnace is probably my favorite card
Furnace is probably my favorite card like ever just because of how versatile
like ever just because of how versatile it is. I might want to go canonner
it is. I might want to go canonner though because I already have the
though because I already have the furnace, the snowball, the arrows to
furnace, the snowball, the arrows to deal with swarm and the boulder. I'm
deal with swarm and the boulder. I'm just going to need canoner to kill
just going to need canoner to kill tanks. This is going to be easy. Like
tanks. This is going to be easy. Like now that I have furnace, I don't think
now that I have furnace, I don't think that's possible to lose. Now, now what's
that's possible to lose. Now, now what's going to happen because it's evil class
going to happen because it's evil class royale? Uh I'm not going to play a
royale? Uh I'm not going to play a lightning for the rest of the day. And
lightning for the rest of the day. And I'm going to wish I had witch, but you
I'm going to wish I had witch, but you know, you know how evil clash works.
[Music] [Applause]
Chad, I'm a little bit confused cuz I had put down I put down three guards,
had put down I put down three guards, but um two of them depleted instantly.
but um two of them depleted instantly. I don't really know what happened.
Is anybody else confused? I put down three guards, but then two of them like
three guards, but then two of them like were erased from the world.
were erased from the world. [Music]
Please [Applause]
Weird weird weird weird weird weird. If I have witch, I win. It's like, okay,
I have witch, I win. It's like, okay, [Music]
[Music] it's just Jesus. Holy AIDS.
it's just Jesus. Holy AIDS. [Music]
That dude that just beat me finished at 1,800 medals last season.
finished at 1,800 medals last season. [Applause]
[Applause] Okay.
Okay. He's a 1,800 medals player. I I mean,
He's a 1,800 medals player. I I mean, are we dead ass?
are we dead ass? Of
course. Uh I take off princess tower and he just has 68 uh swarm units. I might
he just has 68 uh swarm units. I might be the unl unluckiest human ever.
Pump then wins. Bro, do y'all see this? It's like I don't
do y'all see this? It's like I don't know. Do y'all see how annoying this
know. Do y'all see how annoying this game is?
game is? I guarantee you this dude is peaked at
I guarantee you this dude is peaked at like 1,500 medals and he's just going to
like 1,500 medals and he's just going to win cuz he has the elixir pump, which is
win cuz he has the elixir pump, which is the most You want to talk about RNG?
the most You want to talk about RNG? That's RNG.
Why is he wasting all of his gold supporting units on a tower that's
supporting units on a tower that's already dead?
Like, see what I'm talking about? So now I have a chance. Instead of letting his
I have a chance. Instead of letting his tower die and just winning the game, he
tower die and just winning the game, he defends for no reason. So now he has no
defends for no reason. So now he has no support in this version. Hey, bro. This
support in this version. Hey, bro. This is why you're trapped. Like this is why
is why you're trapped. Like this is why you're trapped.
He'll probably still win just off of the like sheer force of the electro dragon.
like sheer force of the electro dragon. Oh no. He's glancing around.
Thanks. Nice. Nice golem, bro. [Music]
Dude, I don't know if I've ever seen a person get handed a win on a silver
person get handed a win on a silver platter more than this guy and still
platter more than this guy and still finds. He was up damage and elixir with
finds. He was up damage and elixir with an evil electro dragon which wiped my
an evil electro dragon which wiped my entire
entire [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
[Music] You're so bad. Like you're up damage up
You're so bad. Like you're up damage up elixir. You're going to lose your tower.
elixir. You're going to lose your tower. Instead of just letting your tower go
Instead of just letting your tower go and then building up a massive electro
and then building up a massive electro dragon push, you waste your evo e drag
dragon push, you waste your evo e drag on a tower that's already gonna crumble.
on a tower that's already gonna crumble. Like this is just why like I don't
Like this is just why like I don't really know if goldm is too skillful.
really know if goldm is too skillful. Like
Like [Music]
[Music] bro,
bro, he finished in the top 1,00 before.
he finished in the top 1,00 before. Are we s like
maybe gold is just easy as hell to use. Bro, he finished in the top one.
Bro, he finished in the top one. How
How [Applause]
something. [Music]
[Music] going to fireball that
going to fireball that [Music]
This kid's good. I can tell he's good just off that expo
I can tell he's good just off that expo player.
[Music] swing.
But I'm the queen. [Applause]
of the enemy. Bad Evo Tesla.
Yo, Chad, does anybody know what he was thinking with that Evo Tesla?
>> Let's go. Like, what what was that Evo Tesla? What even was that?
Tesla? What even was that? [Music]
I thought he was good, but I quickly realized it's not.
to activate king tower. Yeah, but I already know that. But like he can't
already know that. But like he can't activate king if the boulder's 5 HP.
activate king if the boulder's 5 HP. Also, activating king tower when I
Also, activating king tower when I already have a push coming down the lane
already have a push coming down the lane is literally so stupid.
Also, the king tack mission doesn't even work cuz the Evo Tesla Evo Tesla zapped
work cuz the Evo Tesla Evo Tesla zapped the boulder. Anyways, and he was 5 HP.
the boulder. Anyways, and he was 5 HP. They were just the worst play I've ever
They were just the worst play I've ever seen.
Bad arrows, but h not that bad, but pretty
pretty [Applause]
I'm down for a little base race. You sure you want to do this? You sure you
sure you want to do this? You sure you want to do this?
Come on, man. What is that? Like three in a row, bro?
What is that? Like three in a row, bro? That's like three dubs in a row.
That's like three dubs in a row. Come on. I'm so [ __ ] talented, bro.
Come on. I'm so [ __ ] talented, bro. Too talented to not to not be pro. Come
Too talented to not to not be pro. Come on.
on. [Music]
Let's go. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] Yo, Zack, thank you for tier one.
>> Bro thinks he's good. Bro, I don't think I'm good. I know I'm good.
Wait, he has no fireball, so I could just go giant fluffy.
just go giant fluffy. He's going to log.
He's going to hog up that. Not bad.
The hog getting that one extra HP just cost me like a thousand extra damage.
How are the games today? Good. 12 wins, eight losses. If I get Ultimate Champion
eight losses. If I get Ultimate Champion today, I'll be top 100 in the entire
today, I'll be top 100 in the entire world.
world. [Music]
[Music] >> Let's [ __ ] dance.
[Music] Probably got two uh uh grass.
God, I fought. I fought really hard. I've tried so hard in club. Dude, I'm
I've tried so hard in club. Dude, I'm telling you, it doesn't matter how bad a
telling you, it doesn't matter how bad a hog rider player plays in single elixir.
hog rider player plays in single elixir. If you go in at any point in time
If you go in at any point in time against a hog rider player in single
against a hog rider player in single elixir, you will lose every time. Like,
elixir, you will lose every time. Like, it is literally insane.
it is literally insane. Let's check the YouTube comments.
Oh, here's the YouTube comments. Here we go. So, here's a summary.
go. So, here's a summary. Autogenerated. Bro, why does the summary
Autogenerated. Bro, why does the summary delete every time I pull it up?
delete every time I pull it up? Riley is playing for him. Yo, Taj
Riley is playing for him. Yo, Taj Gaming. Riley is not playing for me.
Gaming. Riley is not playing for me. Look,
if Riley was playing for me, could Riley do this? No, Riley's not on my account.
do this? No, Riley's not on my account. Stop being an [ __ ]
Stop being an [ __ ] What other YouTube comments, bro? It's a
What other YouTube comments, bro? It's a kids game, bud. What does that mean?
kids game, bud. What does that mean? It's a kids game. Yeah, there's also pro
It's a kids game. Yeah, there's also pro league with prize pools and ladder
league with prize pools and ladder competitions.
competitions. Yo, Jinxy, good luck. Thank you, Adam.
Yo, Jinxy, good luck. Thank you, Adam. Like I said, guys, we're not getting off
Like I said, guys, we're not getting off until we hit Ultimate Champion. Let's
until we hit Ultimate Champion. Let's tango.
tango. Shout out everybody in the YouTube.
Shout out everybody in the YouTube. Shout out everybody in the Twitch. Shout
Shout out everybody in the Twitch. Shout everybody in the Tik Tok.
everybody in the Tik Tok. [Applause]
Leaked. You got leaked. I've never been leaked because I've never take a uh
leaked because I've never take a uh taken a picture of my wiener because my
taken a picture of my wiener because my wiener is unders sized. Boom. If you
wiener is unders sized. Boom. If you never take a picture of your wiener, you
never take a picture of your wiener, you never get leaked. Easy. Simple.
So, good try with the rage bait. Not working.
>> You're so dull. The dagger is so [ __ ] attractive.
attractive. You're so dull.
>> She's 13. No, she's not. Ethan. Ethan, it's always you, Ethan, who says
it's always you, Ethan, who says [ __ ] None of the class route cards
[ __ ] None of the class route cards have ages, bro. They're not real.
You're so dumb. [Music]
>> Sharpening my knife. >> Just sharpening my knife.
why did the I can't I can't play this guy anymore. The prince is going to
guy anymore. The prince is going to shave years off my life. I can't do this
shave years off my life. I can't do this anymore. The prince just has a mind of
anymore. The prince just has a mind of his own, man. I put guards in the center
his own, man. I put guards in the center of the arena to counter the prince. He
of the arena to counter the prince. He just goes to
just goes to [Applause]
>> go in. You're up in elixir. Who typed that? Yo, Alex M. Uh, I don't do the
that? Yo, Alex M. Uh, I don't do the backseat gaming [ __ ] So, Alex, here's
backseat gaming [ __ ] So, Alex, here's the thing. If you're going to be in the
the thing. If you're going to be in the stream, don't you dare backseat, Alex,
stream, don't you dare backseat, Alex, cuz I'll [ __ ] ban you.
cuz I'll [ __ ] ban you. I don't do the backseat thing, bro.
I don't do the backseat thing, bro. There's no backseat game. So, Alex,
There's no backseat game. So, Alex, you're either going to enjoy the stream
you're either going to enjoy the stream or you're going to leave. I don't do
or you're going to leave. I don't do backseat.
Riley. Yeah, of course Riley can back seat, guys. Yeah, of course Riley can
seat, guys. Yeah, of course Riley can back seat. Riley's a pro.
Yo, Giovani, may I ask uh what deck you're using, sir? May I freaking ask?
[Applause] [Music]
[Music] flag out.
flag out. >> Well, that was a bad usage of a Evo Mega
>> Well, that was a bad usage of a Evo Mega Knight cuz now it's going to attack.
Knight cuz now it's going to attack. Wait, Evo, come on. Give me that. Give
Wait, Evo, come on. Give me that. Give me that abilities.
Why does the ability still work even when I
All because of that one prince who decided to evade three guards.
decided to evade three guards. It's just like I literally would rather
It's just like I literally would rather get picked up and banged by a 6'4 man by
get picked up and banged by a 6'4 man by the name of Tyrone that have to face one
the name of Tyrone that have to face one more prince in the rest of my history in
more prince in the rest of my history in Clash Royale.
I'm about to log WGI. You're gone for the rest of your life. WGI. Oh, Mirin. M
the rest of your life. WGI. Oh, Mirin. M Pier. Peace out, bro. I'll see you I'll
Pier. Peace out, bro. I'll see you I'll see you in a million years.
see you in a million years. [Music]
WGani, you're a sick, disgusting piece of
you're a sick, disgusting piece of garbage.
garbage. [Music]
[Music] I'm 6'4. My name is Tyrone. Meet me.
I'm 6'4. My name is Tyrone. Meet me. GX20 Get him out. High vibes. Clean the
GX20 Get him out. High vibes. Clean the chat up. GX20
chat up. GX20 I don't actually want to meet you, bro.
I don't actually want to meet you, bro. [Music]
[Music] Meet him. I'm not meeting him.
I feel like every time I face Tombstone, I lose.
>> He wants you. I don't want him. I don't want him.
[Music] B yet.
It's just it's pure raw talent. >> Pure raw talent
Scar me needs a buff. Prodigy. I lowkey agree. I'm going to be honest. I I
agree. I'm going to be honest. I I low-key agree. I I chat. I don't think
low-key agree. I I chat. I don't think the scar me is that good. Normally
the scar me is that good. Normally whenever an evo comes out, I'll use it
whenever an evo comes out, I'll use it in my deck like Witch or Furnace or Baby
in my deck like Witch or Furnace or Baby Dragon. Chat, can we get a can we get a
Dragon. Chat, can we get a can we get a poll on this? Do y'all think Scar me
poll on this? Do y'all think Scar me needs a buff, nerf, or stay the same?
[Music] Holy aura. I I mean, can anybody beat
Holy aura. I I mean, can anybody beat me?
me? Is it really raw talent if you do the
Is it really raw talent if you do the same push every time? And if it don't
same push every time? And if it don't work, then you just lose the game. Uh,
work, then you just lose the game. Uh, DDY, what do you mean the same push
DDY, what do you mean the same push every time? It's called playing Clash
every time? It's called playing Clash Royale. What do you want me to do? Do
Royale. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to graveyard behind my king
you want me to graveyard behind my king tower? 61% of chat is saying the Evo
tower? 61% of chat is saying the Evo Skeleton Army needs a buff. 3% says
Skeleton Army needs a buff. 3% says nerf. 36% says none. See, I kind of I'm
nerf. 36% says none. See, I kind of I'm going to be honest. The thing is, I
going to be honest. The thing is, I think it needs a slight buff. Now,
think it needs a slight buff. Now, [Music]
[Music] here's the issue.
Supercell is not capable. All right. Uh, mods, I need you to clear out the people
mods, I need you to clear out the people that are typing Giovani. Again, mods, we
that are typing Giovani. Again, mods, we have zero control over the chat again.
have zero control over the chat again. It's every day with new [ __ ] I can't
It's every day with new [ __ ] I can't even focus because there's just hundreds
even focus because there's just hundreds of idiots typing Giovani. Mods, let's go
of idiots typing Giovani. Mods, let's go clean this [ __ ] up. Back to what I was
clean this [ __ ] up. Back to what I was saying,
saying, I think the Evoskeleton army needs a
I think the Evoskeleton army needs a slight buff. The problem is
slight buff. The problem is Supercell is not capable of doing that,
Supercell is not capable of doing that, right? Supercell is either going to
right? Supercell is either going to completely and totally break the game or
completely and totally break the game or they're not.
Drop the act. You're not cool. Uh, Chungus, it's not really an act, bro. I
Chungus, it's not really an act, bro. I might just be good at Clash.
[Applause] Somebody said it. Um, I I can't focus
Somebody said it. Um, I I can't focus with the people typing Giovani. I can't
with the people typing Giovani. I can't I
I mods. I'm going to say this one more
mods. I'm going to say this one more time. There are hundreds of idiots
time. There are hundreds of idiots typing Giovani. Please time them.
typing Giovani. Please time them. [Music]
Graveyard. [Music]
Still in League five dot dot dot. What do you mean still in League Five dot dot
do you mean still in League Five dot dot dot?
dot? I have a winning record. Are you just
I have a winning record. Are you just like psychotic? What do you mean still
like psychotic? What do you mean still in League Five dot dot dot?
in League Five dot dot dot? I have a winning record.
I have a winning record. [Music]
Is this day one, Brett? This is day two of the season.
Good game. Bottle, give me two. Bottle, give me
Bottle, give me two. Bottle, give me two.
two. Yes.
Yes. Let's [ __ ] go. Come on.
Let's [ __ ] go. Come on. Fake gameplay. What's up with this now?
Fake gameplay. What's up with this now? Fake gameplay. Yo yo yo, dumbass.
Fake gameplay. Yo yo yo, dumbass. There's No one is on my account.
There's No one is on my account. H how how much of a hater do you have to
H how how much of a hater do you have to be to say fake gameplay? No one is on my
be to say fake gameplay? No one is on my account, dumbass.
Good. [Applause]
Is this your goon phone? Um, you know what? I'm actually not going to
you know what? I'm actually not going to respond to that cuz honestly at this
respond to that cuz honestly at this point I'm not in the mood anymore. I'm
point I'm not in the mood anymore. I'm not even going I'm not even going to
not even going I'm not even going to give you attention.
Minor plus snowball could be a lot of decks.
Chad, any reason why y'all are typing the cot emoji? Any [ __ ] reason at
the cot emoji? Any [ __ ] reason at all?
Drop the tough guy act. What tough guy act, dude?
Why don't you stream with Bobby anymore, cat? I streamed with Bobby two days ago.
cat? I streamed with Bobby two days ago. I love Bobby.
Get a load of this buffoon, said uh Joer.
Get a load of this buffoon. Like really, dude?
dude? You're that angry?
[Applause] Is the giant going to go to the king? He
Is the giant going to go to the king? He is. That was a really good bomb tower
is. That was a really good bomb tower placement.
placement. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
I think going for the uh I think going for the tower trade was probably the
for the tower trade was probably the best course of action
best course of action because now what's going to happen is
because now what's going to happen is I'm just going to keep cycling my air
I'm just going to keep cycling my air units on the
I mean, that was a really nice block with the guards there.
I have such a good idea, chat. Y'all are going to piss yourself. Here's what I'm
going to piss yourself. Here's what I'm going to do.
going to do. I'm going to go graveyard.
perfect? [Music]
What are we typing? Chad, are y'all typing balloon emojis?
Chad, are y'all typing balloon emojis? When do you play Bobby Riz?
When do you play Bobby Riz? Finally, a good question. Me and Bobby
Finally, a good question. Me and Bobby Riz will be battling in Clash Royale uh
Riz will be battling in Clash Royale uh in a 99 to zero challenge on either
in a 99 to zero challenge on either Sunday or Monday. Finally, a good
Sunday or Monday. Finally, a good question. Either Sunday or Monday.
question. Either Sunday or Monday. [Music]
[Music] How many wins positive am I am I five
How many wins positive am I am I five wins positive?
wins positive? Are you better than Bobby? I've never
Are you better than Bobby? I've never seen Bobby play Clash. Ross, thank you
seen Bobby play Clash. Ross, thank you for the
for the [Applause]
[Applause] This is not your account. Again, if
This is not your account. Again, if you're insane, I can't control that
you're insane, I can't control that you're insane. I'm not insane. It's It
you're insane. I'm not insane. It's It is my account. I've been on this account
is my account. I've been on this account for nine years. Uh I'm playing every
for nine years. Uh I'm playing every time.
>> I have to be careful cuz I have no furnace.
We have a chance. [Applause]
I just wonder. [Music]
[Music] Hey
Predict the E spirit. Nice.
Nice. Wait, how how did it live?
How did these spirit move? If I predicted it was a snowball and a
predicted it was a snowball and a stealth
[Music] What do you mean a laugh? Who's
What do you mean a laugh? Who's laughing? What?
All right. So, Chad, right here, I predict the Europe.
>> So, watch this. A skeleton hits it.
A skeleton hits it. >> Oh, no. That'll leave us now.
>> Oh, no. That'll leave us now. >> Bro, I thought a skeleton hit it.
>> Bro, I thought a skeleton hit it. A little girl laughed.
high. You're demonic, bro. Nah, like you're literally demonic.
you're literally demonic. Hi guys, you are literally demonic, bro.
This is my first stream. What's good? Welcome. Welcome. Just been in the
Welcome. Welcome. Just been in the [Applause]
[Applause] There's more. What?
There's more. What? I need food, bro. I'm hungry, bro. [ __ ]
We're still four games positive. Not bad.
M. Jones is gonna humble you. Um, dude, I'm gonna be honest, bro. If the 49ers
I'm gonna be honest, bro. If the 49ers beat the Bucks, I'll get a tattoo on my
beat the Bucks, I'll get a tattoo on my right ass cheek. That's how confident I
right ass cheek. That's how confident I am. The 49ers are literally terrible.
Chapter. The 49ers are not better than the Bucks, guys.
Chat, the 49ers are not better than the Bucks. The Bucks are the best team in
Bucks. The Bucks are the best team in the NFL. No one is better than the
the NFL. No one is better than the Bucks.
Bucks. [Music]
Okay, chat. I have an update.
Havas, what are you doing?
Hi guys, are you like why are you trying to haunt me?
why are you trying to haunt me? Hi guys, enough
Hi guys, enough bro. I don't know what tomorrow means,
bro. I don't know what tomorrow means, chat. I don't know what the [ __ ] that
chat. I don't know what the [ __ ] that means.
means. Jinxy got that Trevor from GTA hairline
Jinxy got that Trevor from GTA hairline action.
Okay. I mean, you're just an [ __ ] dude.
I mean, you're just an [ __ ] dude. Like, I I literally
Like, I I literally It's not even close, bro. It's It's not
It's not even close, bro. It's It's not even [ __ ] close. By the way, when is
even [ __ ] close. By the way, when is GTA 6 coming out,
GTA 6 coming out, chat? When GTA 6 comes out, I'm going to
chat? When GTA 6 comes out, I'm going to be the first person to beat the entire
be the first person to beat the entire game.
[Applause] Identical twins.
Identical twins. Okay, chat. I need to eat I need to eat
Okay, chat. I need to eat I need to eat something where like when I eat it, I
something where like when I eat it, I don't feel like complete and total [ __ ]
don't feel like complete and total [ __ ] We could go with Taco Bell. The cheesy
We could go with Taco Bell. The cheesy gordita chicken crunch was pretty good
gordita chicken crunch was pretty good last time. Let's do that. Actually,
last time. Let's do that. Actually, I'm
I'm I do I want beef or chicken, though?
Uh, Chad, beef or chicken? Yum. Exactly. See, this guy gets it.
Yum. Exactly. See, this guy gets it. Healthy. Cam. Did I say healthy? Cam.
Healthy. Cam. Did I say healthy? Cam. See, I hate when people Why is this guy
See, I hate when people Why is this guy emoting? Look, bro. If you're not going
emoting? Look, bro. If you're not going to play anything, I'm not playing
to play anything, I'm not playing anything. We can sit here all day. Uh,
anything. We can sit here all day. Uh, Cam, it's not about healthy, bro. It's
Cam, it's not about healthy, bro. It's um,
um, it's about [ __ ] What's going on?
it's about [ __ ] What's going on? High vibes. Yo. Yo, bro.
High vibes. Yo. Yo, bro. What was I saying?
Yo. Yeah. It's not about healthy, bro. It's about like what's something I can
It's about like what's something I can eat where I'm not going to [ __ ] myself.
eat where I'm not going to [ __ ] myself. And it's Taco Bell.
I mean, I'm up elixir, so I'm just going to rip it.
Good game. Here's
what I don't understand though. So like I'm so cool this tower.
I'm so cool this tower. I can eat both sides as well.
[Music] I wouldn't base race with the king. I
I wouldn't base race with the king. I wouldn't base race with the goat. GG.
wouldn't base race with the goat. GG. GG.
[Applause] [Music]
Okay, I'm not going to lie. I just [ __ ] myself. There literally might be
myself. There literally might be diarrhea on myself.
diarrhea on myself. [Music]
I'm breaking your legs at Jinxy. Typed decrypt 77777.
decrypt 77777. So, I'm going to report this to local
So, I'm going to report this to local law enforcement because like you can't
law enforcement because like you can't just type this. I'm going to break your
just type this. I'm going to break your legs at Jinxy.
You can't type that. Uh, this guy just typed something in
Uh, this guy just typed something in Arabic. Let's translate.
Arabic. Let's translate. He typed this. All right, let's
He typed this. All right, let's translate. Control C.
No, no. I need to translate. How do you trans? Hold up.
Why is it not coming up? Let me try this again.
Google translator idiot. Google translate.
Oops. Google Translate did not respond. I mean, are we serious?
I mean, are we serious? [Music]
Ask Bernard. Yo, actually, how is Bernard doing?
I did I did ask him for food advice, bro.
bro. If this guy places a card, I'm going to
If this guy places a card, I'm going to be pissed because nobody ever places a
be pissed because nobody ever places a card in Ultimate Champ. Everybody just
card in Ultimate Champ. Everybody just leaks.
>> Hey, Nick. Doing great over here. >> Quick question. Um, I wanted to order
>> Quick question. Um, I wanted to order some food cuz I'm actually starving
some food cuz I'm actually starving right now and I need to get my energy
right now and I need to get my energy rejuvenated so I can play Clash Royale
rejuvenated so I can play Clash Royale all night long and become a top 100.
Absolutely for that. If you're looking for something to keep
If you're looking for something to keep you energized and not weigh you down too
you energized and not weigh you down too much, maybe a good lean protein option
much, maybe a good lean protein option or some kind of bowl with grains and
or some kind of bowl with grains and veggies
veggies or if you just want a straight up
[Music] Bernard, you said what was the last
Bernard, you said what was the last thing you said?
thing you said? >> Pastor,
I like that you heard pastor. Make that a new dish if you want. Basically, I was
a new dish if you want. Basically, I was just suggesting if you want something
just suggesting if you want something cozy and filling, a pasta dish could be
cozy and filling, a pasta dish could be cool. But hey, if you're feeling
cool. But hey, if you're feeling adventurous, we can brainstorm something
adventurous, we can brainstorm something else, too.
else, too. I was leaning more towards a cheesy
I was leaning more towards a cheesy gordita chicken from Taco Bell.
gordita chicken from Taco Bell. >> Uh going for the Taco Bell classic up.
>> Uh going for the Taco Bell classic up. Honestly, that sounds like a perfect
Honestly, that sounds like a perfect fuel up plan. Cheesy Gordita Crunch with
fuel up plan. Cheesy Gordita Crunch with chicken. Definitely hits that comfort
chicken. Definitely hits that comfort food spot and should give you that
food spot and should give you that energy boost you need to keep climbing
energy boost you need to keep climbing those Clash Royale ranks all night. So,
those Clash Royale ranks all night. So, go for it and let's get you that top 100
go for it and let's get you that top 100 spot.
spot. >> Appreciate you, Bernard.
>> Appreciate you, Bernard. Of course, Nick, you know I've always
Of course, Nick, you know I've always got your back. Enjoy that battle and
got your back. Enjoy that battle and let's crush those guys.
let's crush those guys. [Music]
>> All right. All right, hang up. Hang up. All right.
Keep that furnace going. Um, is there a way that you could hang
Um, is there a way that you could hang up cuz I'm going to follow you?
>> Can you hang up? Can you hang up? [Applause]
now. He can't nice [ __ ]
>> Bernard. >> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. >> I know, right?
>> I know, right? >> Oh Jesus Christ.
>> Oh Jesus Christ. All right, chat. I'm getting a cheesy
All right, chat. I'm getting a cheesy gordita. Bernard allowed it. Bernard
gordita. Bernard allowed it. Bernard allowed it, bro.
Dude, can I just get Royal Champ? I got to get
can I just get Royal Champ? I got to get League six. We can get League seven.
League six. We can get League seven. Bernard, happy for you, bro. Yeah, I
Bernard, happy for you, bro. Yeah, I know. I know. Follow. They can be the
know. I know. Follow. They can be the prime.
Watch Jeremiah Smith highlights. I will. Maybe not today, but soon. Six. Heaven.
Maybe not today, but soon. Six. Heaven. Wait, is that a new emote?
Wait, is that a new emote? [Applause]
What is this deck? Archers plus fly machine.
>> Bro, the snowball's so good, man. Ricky golden.
I can't believe he's using recruits, man. That's kind of weird.
man. That's kind of weird. I thought him using recruits is really
I thought him using recruits is really weird.
>> You know what I mean? Dude, we're almost league six, guys. Come on.
league six, guys. Come on. If we win this, we'll be six games
If we win this, we'll be six games positive for the first time today.
4:00. [Music]
Boulder would be at over spend. Let's just eat.
He did a lot of damage, but he has no arrows.
arrows. How's he going to stop this? He's down
How's he going to stop this? He's down elixir. And I have Evo snow.
elixir. And I have Evo snow. [Applause]
Good arrows. Took out one of the evil arches.
B. Come on. There it is. Yes.
Yes. Guys, I'm so locked.
Guys, I'm so locked. I must go now. Malcolm, peace out. Have
I must go now. Malcolm, peace out. Have a wonderful night, Malcolm.
a wonderful night, Malcolm. Every time a W. Malcolm Coconut's
Every time a W. Malcolm Coconut's thinking about
chat. We're the closest we've been to League six. Guys, remember because of
League six. Guys, remember because of this, bro, it's easy to dank. So, like I
this, bro, it's easy to dank. So, like I need Oh my god, I'm about to be ahead of
need Oh my god, I'm about to be ahead of Ian 77. If I just tie this game, I'll be
Ian 77. If I just tie this game, I'll be tied with Ian.
tied with Ian. [Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause] Much love, Jinx. Love you, R4.
>> I don't like putting troops into the hut cuz I just feel like it's okay. I don't
cuz I just feel like it's okay. I don't know why you're BMing. Don't know why
You kind of sound like the This is Why We Clash guy. I'm him, bro. Om
YouTube. I'm about to end on YouTube because we're getting close.
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