The "Goo Lagoon" water park, founded by an entrepreneur named Queso, is depicted as a catastrophic failure characterized by extreme negligence, dangerous conditions, and numerous tragic incidents, ultimately leading to lawsuits and a reputation for being a hazardous attraction.
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I was traumatized by what happened there.
>> Are you serious? The horrific tragedies
>> I was traumatized by what happened there.
there.
>> Still recovering from getting beaten by
the owner of Blue Lagoon.
>> I now have diabetes.
I'm now a full-blown diabetic who has to
give herself insulin because that
lemonade set me over the edge.
Quesel tried to kill me.
>> So, if you guys are looking for anything
has to give herself insulin because that
lemonade sent me over the edge.
Quil tried to kill me. So, if you guys
are looking for anything fun to do this
year, do not go to the Goo Lagoon.
>> It was August 27, 2025.
THIS IS LIKE A FULLBLOWN LIKE
PROFESSIONAL DOCUMENTARY.
>> Go to the Goo Lagoon. It was August 27,
2025 when the biggest citizen of
Arkansas opened his very first park, the
Goolagon. It was a digital paradise born
from the imagination of an experienced
entrepreneur who has run similar
businesses to these in the past. Handing
out flyers, Goolagon promised everything
a fun and safe experience with a food
court that offered warm hot dogs,
freshlysqueezed lemonade, and homemade
ice cream. I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING ONE
OF THE VIDEOS THAT I USUALLY WATCH ON
YouTube of like a true crime or
something. And this is about the Goo Lagoon.
Lagoon.
>> Story that by their slogan advertised on
their website, customers came flocking
in with a line wrapping around the
corner like a Chick-fil-A on a Friday
night. But once they entered the
attraction, the realities of the Google
grand opening, Queso had just $500 to
his name, which is strange given his
strong track record of enterprises that
reportedly yield high returns.
>> After a thorough investigation, it was
made clear that he lost his life savings
gambling at the casino. This was a new
low for Queso, and deep inside, he knew
that he had to turn a new leaf. working
in a drug industry. It was commendable
to see Queso finding a way out by
opening a water park. Though he was so
poor that even the umbrellas couldn't
provide shade. Customers had to lay on
the floor because there were no benches.
Additionally, there were no hygienic
facilities. So, he left them no choice
but to [ __ ] on the floor. Instead of
installing a restroom as his top
priority, he built a water slide. It was
evident that this slide failed to meet
even the most basic health regulations.
>> WHY IS THIS SO PROFESSIONAL? THIS IS
LIKE ACTUAL CINEMA.
>> Proceeded to hand out a slide pass.
Jimmy then went backwards down the slide
and almost broke his back. The next
person then snapped his neck and almost
drowned. Luckily, he only walked away
with a concussion, which frankly counts
as a positive ending compared to most
incidents at the Goo Lagoon. To put into
perspective how dangerous this water
park is, visitors were drowning in
shallow waters. They would break their
leg, causing them to drown. This was a
clearer safety issue that could have
been prevented. But Queso refused to
make any further adjustments.
>> STOP. Change the location of the slide
to the narrower side so that you're not
causing injuries. Wait, you might have
cooked because when people slide, they
have too much momentum. They wound up
breaking their ankle right here. But
that's on them though. They have to sign
a waiver before they come in. >> Bro,
>> Bro,
this is out of context. Here, let's open up.
up.
>> The diving board was such a hazard that
the first visitor to drown couldn't go
up for air. Instead of applying the
feedback, he was concerned noise. Listen
to the noise.
>> Couldn't go up for air. Instead of
applying the feedback, he was more
concerned about building a hot dog
>> There we go. Let's go buy some hot dogs.
>> While customers were lining up for a hot
dog, he proceeded to eat it all in front
of them.
Queso. [Music]
[Music] Queso.
>> Not even Queso himself could survive the gooberon.
>> NO.
>> THE DAKOTA FILES.
On August 30th, the Goolagon looked
promising with new facilities being
installed. There were lounge chairs,
showers, toilets, trash cans, and a
brand new lemonade stand. But nothing
could have prepared us for the horrific tragedy
tragedy
that was about to unfold.
>> Why did you just jump in here knowing
there's no water, ma'am? Are you serious
right now?
Somebody just died. Oh my god. Somebody
just died in the pool. Why are they not moving?
right now.
>> Somebody just died. Oh my god. Somebody
just died in the pool. Why are they not moving?
>> Goon lawsuit. The Dakota files. A legacy
cut short. The family seeks not only
monetary damages for their unimaginable
loss, but also a court order to ensure
no other family has to endure such a
pointless, absurd tragedy again. Dakota.
>> A horrified eyewitness was brave enough
to speak out. I'll never forget the sound.
sound.
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THIS IS LOOK, YOU
COULD LITERALLY BE VIEWING THIS LIKE
THIS IS SOMETHING REAL. THIS IS INSANE.
Goo Lagoon class action and sticky anus
with the five. Thank you.
>> It was less of a splash and more of a
thunder. The owner didn't even flinch.
just put up a wet concrete sign and
announced a hot dog sand was closing in
I had remorse.
>> As such, this incident encouraged
survivors of the gooon to share their
experiences, too.
Me and my kids came here for a good day
and had to leave due to seeing the owner
twerking in one of the pools.
>> I went in with three kids.
>> Are you kidding?
>> Came out with five. I don't know whose
children these are.
>> I ordered a hot dog. They gave me a wet towel.
towel.
>> They charged me $20 for parking. I came
by bike.
Knowing that the true hired his first
employee, he gave Benjamin a chance to
turn his life >> Benjamin
>> Benjamin
>> around from being an ex drug dealer to
becoming a maintenance man at the
Goolagoon. He made a great first
impression, repairing the pool fully
clothed. But after realizing that he
would get paid a whopping $6,000 a
month, he reverted to his old ways,
purchasing cocaine to smuggle in the
corner of the water park.
>> I would never forget. What has BENJAMIN
BEEN DOING THE WHOLE TIME IN THE SAME
CORNER? HE'S BEEN IN THIS CORNER.
>> DO Y'ALL REMEMBER THIS EPISODE? This
entire This entire episode, he stayed in
Oh god.
Promise is drowning. There we go. SOMEBODY
help me, please. There's two. There's
two people trying.
Those people, DO YOU SEE HOW I'M DOING
MY ABSOLUTE BEST TO HELP THESE PEOPLE,
by the way? Just saying. Benjamin,
this was the busiest day in Goo Lagoon
history. and he was not there.
>> And you spent the entire shift in this
corner doing this the entire time and
you left me all on my own. Well, guess
what, Benjamin? You are fired.
>> Yes, sir.
>> Luckily, not everyone was giving the
gooon a bad review, which is how the
business was able TO STAY AFLOAT.
>> SHOUT OUT TO THE GOOD REVIEWERS. THEY
WERE NOT PAID OFF.
>> Best place on earth. This place was very
nice. Me and my family had a great time.
>> So much
>> If you're looking for a water park that
combines the thrill of near-death
experiences with the ambiance of a gas
station bathroom, Goolagoon is your
dream come true. Queso has truly
revolutionized aquatic entertainment by
asking, "What if we built a water park
and forgot the water?" I had a positive
time at the Goolagoon. I came into the
establishment wanting to purchase a
lemonade because the city was
experiencing a drought. After waiting a
line, I slipped on a puddle and
miraculously my dislocated leg popped
right back into place.
>> We help people.
>> Not only did I save myself a hospital
trip, the man that served me a lemonade
made sure that I was his top priority by
assisting me first instead of saving the
man that was drowning.
>> Hang on. Hold on.
YOU BLOCKED IT BAD AIR. YOU JUST
COMMITTED A MURDER. BRILLIN. [Music]
[Music]
I got to sell these lemonades. Lord have
mercy. Let me out of this pool. Please
let me out of the pool.
This looks so bad, but I promise y'all
it wasn't that bad.
>> September 1st, Queso hired his second
employee, Atlas the Cashier.
>> Atlas. Oh my goodness. The Atlas files
>> was a compassionate worker, adjusting
his work speed to accommodate Queso's
breakdowns. Atlas knew that when the
water park got busy, Queso was
overwhelmed by the amount of trash in
the pool, drowning citizens, injuries,
graffiti, customers waiting for a hot
dog and lemonade, as well as a need to
restock products. But instead of
appreciating Atlas's compassion, he got
physically assaulted and verbally abused.
abused.
>> Did Atlas pay for this video
>> lunch break? Because of this triggering
event, Atlas was unable to perform
efficiently. He suffered a mild
concussion as a result of the unsafe
practices carried out by the owner. This
caused Atlas to space out and an upset
customer was able to share what he
witnessed. I always tell people not to
go there. I went to buy a ticket and the
cashier Atlas just stared at me for 30
seconds and gave me the wrong ticket.
Atlas's brother.
>> IT JUST THIS COMMENT JUST HAS 345 LIKES.
>> Then spoke up.
>> Dude, I want some chili cheese Fritos
right now. Bad. By the way,
>> my brother Atlas was literally hired to
be a punching bag.
>> Atlas was later fired. And this is what
he had to say.
>> Atlas here, former employee of the
Goolagon. I've been in the hospital
since getting punched across the goooom.
>> I've had it. Dad, just give me one
second real quick. I've got a team of lawyers.
lawyers.
>> Everybody hated Atlas, by the way. Can
we all Can we all acknowledge that
everybody hated Atlas? Everybody hated him.
When we fired Atlas, it was a team
effort and we all voted and everybody
said, "Good, good riddance." DJ with the
10. Thank you. We're suing the owner of
Goo Lagoon for 600 for physical, mental
trauma, stand anxiety.
>> 600 that you had that
>> plus an extra 100k for hospital expenses.
expenses.
>> Not even the employees were safe from
By this point, the dangers of the water
park was so wellnown that ambulances
simply idled outside waiting to treat
the next patient.
I never even noticed.
>> Despite the piles of laws were stacking
skull shaker had a vision and that
vision was to place fountains directly
in front of the slides and diving boards
so his victims would crack their skull
open. You see one of his pools was
officially branded the braining AMMOEBA ZONE.
ZONE.
>> EVERYBODY LOVES THIS ZONE. AS A SMART
>> cost effective substitute for
professional lobotoies. The strategy was
simple. Crack their skull, contract a
braining amoeba, cause memory loss, then
buy another ticket. In this way, >> what?
That is not what my business STOP THAT
IS NOT what my business model
>> became. Extremely profitable with
reoccurring customers. The only downside
was that they couldn't see the puddles
right in front of them and that they
would dive into an empty swimming pool.
This caused them to routinely break
their legs, requiring constant rescues.
But the sacrifice was worth it. Gooat
On September 8th, River became the new
cashier. But unfortunately, he received
the same brutality as Atlas. Soon
enough, he became Case's first victim when
when
>> Oh, a shocking tra. Yeah.
>> This looks bad, but it's not as bad as
this is making it out to be.
>> To carry out his nefarious plan and rise
to the top, Queso needed his workers to
eliminate any distractions. As such,
Queso murdered River's girlfriend.
>> YOU CAN'T FIND
ME FOR THIS, MEDIC. YOU'RE FINDING ME
YOU CAN'T FIND ME FOR THIS.
>> But it doesn't just stop there. Moments
before disaster struck, an abundance of
guests got injured at the new slide zone.
zone.
>> There's somebody dead in THE BALL. STAY
WITH ME.
WHY IS THERE SOMEBODY DEAD IN THE POOL?
that
>> eliminate any distractions.
>> Such case murdered River's girlfriend.
>> You can't find me for this, medic.
YOU'RE FINDING ME FOR THIS? ARE YOU SICK?
YOU CAN'T FIND ME FOR THIS. I JUST WANT
TO POINT OUT REAL QUICK. This is making
me look way worse than it was. It wasn't
this bad.
>> But it doesn't just stop there. Moments
before disaster struck. An abundance of
guests got injured at the new slide zone.
zone.
>> Alisa, there's somebody dead in the
pool. Stay with me.
Why is THERE SOMEBODY DEAD IN THE POOL?
OH, GOOD JOB. WHAT IS HAPPENING? CAREFUL
ON THE SLIDE.
We're losing everything. We're actually
losing every everything. SOMEBODY'S DEAD
IN the
open. CAREFUL ON THE SLIDE.
We're losing everything. We're actually
losing everything. SOMEBODY'S DEAD IN
the We might actually lose everything.
[Music]
>> The next day, River came into work
distraught after finding out his
girlfriend passed away due to unforeseen circumstances.
circumstances.
>> Matter of fact, you're getting fired
midship. You're getting You're literally
getting fired midship. No joke. Get out
of my water park right now.
>> River was hoping to seek some. So, he
returned as a paying customer, but Queso
immaturely carried a grudge and denied
River a hot dog.
>> GET OUT OF MY WATER PARK. I'LL BE RIGHT
BACK. I'M GOING TO GO GET YOU SOME hot
dogs real quick. Thank you.
>> After intimidating guests with a taser,
River was seen drowning, and what you're
about to witness will leave you gasping
for air.
>> STAY WITH ME, RIVER. I GOT YOU RIGHT
HERE. WAIT, IS THIS A TASER? I THOUGHT I
HAD A LIFE preser
It's actually over. What do you mean you
I can fix this.
I can fix this. It's over. It's over.
It's over. It's over, Chad. It's
actually over. There's no coming back
from this one. We came back from it,
>> I'm not. I'm not. No. River can stay
floating. Don't save him. He ain't worth
it. Hey, you can't take that. Hey,
you're taking my No. About to SAY YOU
CANNOT TAKE MY LIFE preserver that I
tried to save him with. >> Facts.
>> Facts.
>> On September 17th, Queso got his crusty
hands on the mega looper. And
>> my what? On September 17th, Queso got
his crusty hands on the Mega Looper, a
neon stripe monstrosity that seemed like
it was designed by Queso himself. This
slide practically raised a middle finger
to basic engineering, having an open
hood on both curves that tilted at just
the right angle to launch customers 50
ft into the air. You would think that a
water park that prioritized heavily on
safety would reconsider their choices,
especially after what we have witnessed
at the slide zone. Yeah, somehow the
ride was green lit. This slide was
officially branded the deaf loop and
queso proceeded to do what we all this
slide what we have witnessed at the
slide zone. Yet somehow the ride was
green lit.
>> This slide was officially branded the
death loop and queso proceeded to do
what we all would have done if we WERE
SERIAL KILLERS. WHAT? Removed one of the
OH, LORDY HELL. OH, LORD SIR. SIR, oh my god.
god.
>> I think that was the first uh I think
that was the first death loop. Uh
Uh
like THERE'S LIKE OH MY
>> OH MY GOODNESS. [Music]
[Music]
>> GOLLY,
THERE WASN'T this many. These are these
got to be repeat clips from different angles.
>> Somebody That's a person. What happened
>> Oh no. Oh lord. [Music]
[Music] >> Lord.
>> Lord. [Music]
>> This person right here's got good form,
too. And they're just fine. See this? Look.
Look.
You know what I mean, chat? The last
thing you would ever do at the Goo
Lagoon is scream and be fear. Everything
is fine all the time here. You know what
>> No, don't start saying massacre. It is
not a massacre. Stop. [Music]
>> Okay. What is going on? OH MY GOD. WAS
THAT A METEOR? What was that?
chat. The death loop is claiming more
victims than ever. There's like there's
The death loop is claiming more victims
than ever. THERE'S LIKE THERE'S LIKE OH
MY GOODNESS. LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
HAVE a great time on the death loop.
[Music] THEN
THEN
>> STAY OUT. GET OFF THE DIAMOND BOARD, >> BRO.
>> BRO.
>> By this stage, it was simply negligence
and even the customers were ready to sue.
sue.
>> Hey, hey, we got to get the food right now.
now.
>> So, Queso responded the only way he knew
how to, doubling down on the braine
eating amoeba strategy. Essentially, he
>> Doubling down on the brain eating amigma
strategy. Essentially, he hired a hitman
disguised as a lifeguard to crack
people's skulls open so that they would
forget that they were ever at the Goolagoon.
Goolagoon.
>> Oh, Lord Ham. Oh my goodness.
[Music]
for once in your life.
>> Am I missing something? Who's that?
>> Tell me more injuries. [Music]
[Music]
Kade, SOMEBODY IS DEAD IN THIS POOL AND
YOU'RE JUST SWIMMING. While lawsuits
stacked higher than the death slides,
Tik Tok was flooded with horror stories.
>> Oh no.
>> The testimonies you were about to
witness revealed just how far a Queso
went to silence critics with his legal
team and attempting to finish the job
with brain eating amiebas.
>> I'm one of the organizers for the
Kublagoon Union and we just filed the
lawsuit against Kublon
Now I think that there's somebody in my house.
house. [Music]
[Music]
They're trying to intimidate me. I don't
know what they want me to do. I can't
take back the lawsuit. And I will never
I'll never stop fighting for the rights
of the workers at Goo Lagoon. I don't know.
I need to speak up about my experience
My friend and I went to Goo Lagoon
to have a fun day and we both left with
lasting trauma.
Sorry. My friend thought it would be fun
to go do the viral 24-hour
um slide challenge where you go stand on
top of the the slide for 24 hours.
Doesn't hurt anybody.
>> You know you're not allowed to do that, ma'am.
ma'am.
>> Anyways, the owner will literally climb
to the top of the slide and jump off
with a baseball bat.
>> Wait, what? My parents think this is
and hit you with the baseball bat on the
way down.
So, my friend
goes flying across the park and when the
owner hits the ground, he hit the ground
so hard that the entire slide started
shaking and me, myself, and one other
guest at the top of the slide fell and
hit the concrete. If you want to have a
fun time at a water park, do not go to Google.
Google.
>> That's just a lie.
>> I will be pursuing legal action.
>> So, some of y'all have been telling me
in my comments to go back to the Goo
Lagoon and give them a second chance.
Since I've been there, not only have
they completely remodeled the entire
park, but now they are also a fourstar establishment.
establishment.
>> Five now.
>> Hey, maybe I should give them a second
chance cuz it does look a lot better
now. So, you know what guys? I'mma go in
we thought we were going to have a fun
vacation and we went to the Goo Lagoon.
moon and look what happened. Look at her legs.
legs.
>> So, this is the paperwork that was
submitted by my lawyer today.
Everybody's been so great and
supportive. Um, aside from the Goo
Lagoon legal team, which I mean
it's they're monsters. I don't expect
them to have any humanity in them. But,
um, if you were also hurt, keep
speaking. case.
>> It is time to shut down.
>> That is absolutely unbelievable.
>> I lost my ear there.
>> Hey, Case. So, I had some friends.
>> Oh. Oh. Oh my goodness.
OH MY BRO, GO TO YOUR WATER PARK. Not
too long ago, the goob lagoon. They said
the hot dogs are undercooked.
The trash was everywhere.
You got to clean it up. You got to cook
the food all the way. You got to make
sure that your slides are up to standards.
standards.
>> They're there
>> or you're not going to be successful for
very long. case. Chris Hansen here.
>> My god.
>> You're a true blue streaming crime
network takedown to catch a predator.
All the rest. Now I'm going to need
you to have a seat right over there at
>> Not going to be successful for very long.
long.
>> Case Hansen here. True blue streaming
crime network takedown to catch a
predator. All the rest. Now, I'm going
to need you to have a seat right over
there at that raggedy ass water park of
yours. Goo Lagoon. Your mother and I are
very concerned.
I see that you've done a bad job running
the lagoon. The water park. People
slipping everywhere,
bad hot dogs, faulty slides. >> No.
>> No.
>> Tasing employees. You know, there's
water all over the place. You could
electrocute somebody tasing.
>> Do better. I'll be watching.
>> I'm sorry.
To this day, the gooon continues to lure
innocent victims using tactics borrowed
straight from Scientology. But what
you've seen is ONLY THE TIP OF ICEBERG
BECAUSE across town, another water park
has already made its debut. And let's
just say it didn't go swimmingly.
that is not from that's not from the goo.
goo.
the tip of the iceberg because across
town, another water park has already
made its debut. And let's just say it
didn't go swimmingly.
But that is for another story. This
concludes horrific tragedies at the Goolagoon.
All jokes aside, that was actually
cinema. I'm not going to lie. That was
Dude, all jokes aside, that might have
been the best thing I've ever seen in my life.
That that was actually like that that
was that I literally felt like I was
watching one of my like true crime
videos that I watch. It was like the
same way.
Yo, that was cinema,
dude. W video. That is crazy. Chat, rate
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